CAILLOU IS A KILLER CLOWN

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @mattneff
    @mattneff  4 месяца назад +119

    Thanks for 30,000 Subscribers! What would you do if you ran into Caillou the Clown? 🤡

    • @dittobhadra5845
      @dittobhadra5845 4 месяца назад +11

      @mattneff I have a episode request. Can you do Arthur's "The Rat Who Came to Dinner" ? It's not really a FU anyone episode, but it adds onto your joke about Mr. Read being with Mr. Ratburn. So in the episode, Mr. Ratburn's house falls apart from a snowstorm, and he needs a place to crash for a few days. Rather than hit up his family or another teacher from the school, he immediately goes to the Read's house (Probably so that he can sleep with Mr. Read more). This pisses off Arthur and makes him the laughing stock of the school and Mr. Ratburn knows it.
      So I guess this can be a FU Mr. Ratburn episode, or it can still be somewhat of a FU DW, because she was saying very outlandish comments, like "Mr Ratbite is it true what Arthur says that you hate all children?" and "I'm DW Arthurs smarter sister"

    • @Voodew_SSBM
      @Voodew_SSBM 4 месяца назад +6

      Im pulling out the chainsaw

    • @snoooooooooot
      @snoooooooooot 4 месяца назад +13

      Is it illegal to punt a child? Yes.
      Is it illegal to punt a caillou? No.

    • @Hellokittyseesu
      @Hellokittyseesu 4 месяца назад +2

      @@mattneff I've got 999 on speed dial just for this particular situation

    • @babymailing7782
      @babymailing7782 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro I’m sprinting

  • @YumeDream39
    @YumeDream39 4 месяца назад +218

    Sarah is literally the only smart character in this entire show. She really tries her best to put up with Calliou's bs but sometimes she is just so done with him and she'll actually tell him off when he is doing something wrong. I really hope to see more episodes with Sarah in it get reviewed!

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +74

      Sarah definitely deserved to be in a better show

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 4 месяца назад +7

      @CheesieVROfficial she’s like the Asian girl

    • @MiyukiNakira
      @MiyukiNakira 4 месяца назад +10

      The hero we never knew we needed.

    • @sillyluigibros7477
      @sillyluigibros7477 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah Sarah’s my favorite character

    • @elizabethlll_blinkmonstiezne1
      @elizabethlll_blinkmonstiezne1 2 месяца назад +5

      Sarah is my fav and she was totally ROBBED!
      I agree with Matt here, or maybe the producers could introduce Sarah maybe in season 4 or 5?

  • @NajeeBurgh
    @NajeeBurgh 4 месяца назад +260

    Caillou: "Why can't we go just because Rosie's a silly baby? 😭"
    LOOK WHO THE F*CKS TALKING

    • @marcuslam696
      @marcuslam696 4 месяца назад +7

      Lol . The funny thing is that in the Halloween episode , Rosie was not even scared of clown when the father said that to add on for her princess costume . That was the only time she was not afraid of clown .

    • @silviathesylveon9866
      @silviathesylveon9866 4 месяца назад +4

      The father has 0 testrone

    • @kaylasilverstein4137
      @kaylasilverstein4137 4 месяца назад +10

      No there was another episode where he said “I don’t WANT duckies!! Those are for BABIES!”
      Well you’re acting like a baby so it’s perfect🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheRobotPenguin1
      @TheRobotPenguin1 4 месяца назад +8

      It sure takes a silly baby to KNOW a silly baby.

    • @Elliotelliestan
      @Elliotelliestan 4 месяца назад

      Timestamp?

  • @juliannaferrell3225
    @juliannaferrell3225 4 месяца назад +119

    "rosie watches in horror as caillou transitions into his true form" had me on the floor lol

  • @likecascade7015
    @likecascade7015 4 месяца назад +208

    I’m telling you, the family is clearly trying to raise a sociopath!

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +56

      Was that ever any doubt?

    • @Bstone4258
      @Bstone4258 4 месяца назад +15

      What do you mean trying? He is one

    • @joshuatewolde1837
      @joshuatewolde1837 4 месяца назад +14

      @@mattneff “You'll LAUGH, you'll CRY! You'll CHEER, you'll DIE…! Introducing ‘Caillouwise The Singing Clown’!..” 🤡 😢🥶😬

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 4 месяца назад +6

      It looks like somebody saw that one Family Guy episode.

    • @cartooncatlover5121
      @cartooncatlover5121 4 месяца назад +5

      Family Guy agrees with you

  • @Sharkkingstudios23
    @Sharkkingstudios23 4 месяца назад +161

    The way Matt says “play” will never not be hilarious.

    • @adventureoflinkmk2
      @adventureoflinkmk2 4 месяца назад +15

      And mommmm-meeee dad-deeeeeeee lol

    • @marioandsonicshow
      @marioandsonicshow 4 месяца назад +3

      @@adventureoflinkmk2 as well as snowman

    • @kathineumann8179
      @kathineumann8179 4 месяца назад +4

      Omg the way he says it is exactly how I hear Caillou in my head! I love it 😂

    • @spo0o0ky
      @spo0o0ky 2 месяца назад +1

      Caillou loves to PIIIIAYYYY

  • @sycho-blud
    @sycho-blud 4 месяца назад +150

    Not even Pennywise would accept Caillou as a Clown

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +45

      Pennywise would be TERRFIED of Caillou 😂

    • @themushroompocket8504
      @themushroompocket8504 4 месяца назад +6

      If not even Pennywise can handle Caillou (not that Pennywise is the most powerful character in fiction ever) then who can? Is there anyone or is Caillou secretly the "One Above All" and we (or I) just didn't know it? If that's true then it's a good thing Caillou is only a fictional character (yes I know bratty children exist that's not what I meant when I said Caillou doesn't) because if he did exist in the real world... the real world would not.

    • @MasterSplinter931
      @MasterSplinter931 4 месяца назад +3

      what about Art the Clown?

    • @justinpettenuzzo8210
      @justinpettenuzzo8210 4 месяца назад +1

      But as food is a entirely different story.

    • @MrSimplesimon1987
      @MrSimplesimon1987 4 месяца назад +2

      @@justinpettenuzzo8210 To be honest though, if he was eaten, I'm sure he'd cause food poisoning.

  • @kvn8907
    @kvn8907 4 месяца назад +166

    This is why Bingo is better than Caillou.
    Bingo is only four and already understands the concept of a "tactical wee."

    • @donutplays123
      @donutplays123 4 месяца назад +10

      Thats very true

    • @fablethewolf825
      @fablethewolf825 4 месяца назад +32

      Her voice and character a both much sweeter, too.

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 4 месяца назад +19

      She's a good pupper too. She wouldn't do the stuff he gets up to.

    • @Idk_Shinobu
      @Idk_Shinobu 4 месяца назад +20

      I’ve watched a few episodes (and I’m 16) and I can confirm Bingo > Caiiou

    • @TreyFludd
      @TreyFludd 4 месяца назад +5

      @Matt Neff you should review Bluey

  • @carolynaugust5032
    @carolynaugust5032 4 месяца назад +83

    0:39 But mommy, Caillou " Weally Weally" Wants to go to the "pawade".

    • @MichaelBlaneWalker
      @MichaelBlaneWalker 4 месяца назад +2

      Well, I want to date Marie Temara! I want to be in the 2004 Olympics
      I want to run for president this year!

    • @AndreNDP
      @AndreNDP 4 месяца назад +1

      Counterpoint: Parades are kinda rad, and Rosie is stupid.

  • @madsceptictrooper6803
    @madsceptictrooper6803 4 месяца назад +29

    Wow, the way Family Guy portrayed Caillou and his life is even more accurate than I thought, especially with the "baking applepie" thing.

  • @SQU1DWAR4
    @SQU1DWAR4 4 месяца назад +66

    Caillou: *screams in pain*
    Matt: music to my ears

  • @jenneacubero1036
    @jenneacubero1036 4 месяца назад +113

    Couldn't one of the parents stay home with Rosie while the other takes Caillou to the parade? Wouldn't that had been a simple solution?

    • @adventureoflinkmk2
      @adventureoflinkmk2 4 месяца назад +20

      Cartoon logic, for the same reasons DW just had to train wreck the once upon a castle plans for dinner for Thoras birthday since she got punished and rather than just get a sitter, dinner is off in favour of homemade
      #FUDW

    • @MichaelBlaneWalker
      @MichaelBlaneWalker 4 месяца назад +10

      ⁠@@adventureoflinkmk2Well, Grandma Thora wanted to bring the kindergarten Karen along on her birthday which was like inviting Satan to a birthday party. Arthur wanted to go but the doughy eyed devil got grounded (finally), which proves even God favors DW more!

    • @Lady.Luthien
      @Lady.Luthien 4 месяца назад +14

      That would have required parenting skills, of which Caillou's parents clearly have none.

    • @marcuslam696
      @marcuslam696 4 месяца назад +12

      Yeah that is what a normal parent will do . But If you watch the other episodes like Rosie bothers Caillou and Caillou Watches Rosie , you will know how bad their parenting skills is .

    • @thomashuffman3237
      @thomashuffman3237 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@MichaelBlaneWalker when Mr. And Mrs. Read could have easily said, "Sorry, Grandma Thora, but DW is grounded, so we have to have dinner here and get takeout from the restaurant you want", thus sticking with their punishment and remaining consistent with discipline. But, no. They decide to un-ground Demonic Wench just to actually go to the restaurant.

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 месяца назад +61

    Caillou is not a clown. He's the entire circus!

    • @iamportalmaster
      @iamportalmaster 4 месяца назад +6

      nah, he's the entire concept of comedy (not in a good way, of course)...

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 4 месяца назад +1

      @@iamportalmaster he’s the reason why there’s hatred and no world peace

  • @FamilyStudent-r2l
    @FamilyStudent-r2l 4 месяца назад +72

    911 what's your emergency? I looked at Caillou

    • @CaseyClay-l8c
      @CaseyClay-l8c 4 месяца назад +11

      We're sending the national guard. Stay where you are and shelter in place until help arrives.

  • @ShadowX509
    @ShadowX509 4 месяца назад +32

    The seagull is basically doing everything we wish we could do to Caillou ourselves

  • @the_toastedghost
    @the_toastedghost 4 месяца назад +16

    "If he wants to *MaYke a SnOWmÆæn* " Who would've thought that Matt had pipes like that?

    • @JustRaux
      @JustRaux 2 месяца назад +2

      mAiEyCkE a SnOwMææn

  • @DBZAOTA482
    @DBZAOTA482 4 месяца назад +45

    Only a child as evil as Caillou would love clowns. Clowns always creeped me out. 😨

    • @muffinturtle226
      @muffinturtle226 4 месяца назад +5

      I must apologize, but I see no issues with clown, though killer clowns are pretty terrifying.

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 4 месяца назад +2

      I’m scared of clowns in real life, but in movies they’re not scary. Like Pennywise, art the clown, killer clowns from Outer space. I don’t know why but they’re just not scary.

    • @VivaanHans-d3d
      @VivaanHans-d3d 3 месяца назад +2

      Caillou:excited to go to the parade to C THE CLOWNSA
      Rosie(on hearing the word CLOWNS): No clowns no(thinks Caillou wants to go to the parade so that she gets scared)

  • @NickPorter-j2m
    @NickPorter-j2m 4 месяца назад +55

    Caillou:Why are you friends with that boy?!?
    Dora:Chill out babe it’s Boots he’s been my best friend since 1st grade.
    Caillou:Block him!! It’s either him or me Puta.

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 4 месяца назад +2

      Sarah from Caillou already kind of is Dora.
      (They kinda look similar)

  • @joshuatewolde1837
    @joshuatewolde1837 4 месяца назад +52

    “You'll LAUGH, you'll CRY! You'll CHEER, you'll DIE…! Introducing ‘Caillouwise The Singing Clown’!..” 🤡 😢🥶😬

  • @rainbowdragonflies1134
    @rainbowdragonflies1134 4 месяца назад +22

    Even before I was aware of Caillou's miserable existence, I hated clowns.

  • @Starlightglitter66
    @Starlightglitter66 4 месяца назад +16

    Caillou isn’t just a clown, he’s the whole circus.

  • @TheTYSEfan
    @TheTYSEfan 4 месяца назад +20

    I dont blame rosie for being scared of that creature.

  • @somewackoonyoutube2449
    @somewackoonyoutube2449 4 месяца назад +54

    Pennywise would be scared of Caillou

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +6

      You think Cailliu could take on Pennywise?

    • @somewackoonyoutube2449
      @somewackoonyoutube2449 4 месяца назад +5

      @@mattneff Nah Caillou doesn’t even know basic shapes (as shown in one episode of New Adventures) lmao

  • @paperking_real
    @paperking_real 4 месяца назад +59

    Caillou is the kind of person that would say racist things, and then say "I'm not racist; my friend Clementine is black!"

    • @NickPorter-j2m
      @NickPorter-j2m 4 месяца назад +11

      Caillou reminds me of my friend’s ex who made her block me because God forbid she be friends with a straight guy that isn’t him.

    • @EliasKayama245
      @EliasKayama245 4 месяца назад +4

      Omg, he would

    • @GlitchOnePlus
      @GlitchOnePlus 4 месяца назад +7

      Caillou is the type of person to frame a innocent person and then say “Arrest him officer, help the poor unarmed man” knowing damn well he just killed a family of four 💀

    • @Serenaskywalker
      @Serenaskywalker 4 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@NickPorter-j2moh yeah because how dare he be afraid of losing his girlfriend

    • @orchid810
      @orchid810 4 месяца назад +1

      hes the type of mf to go “IM 25 PERCENT MEXICAN BECAUSE MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPAPPY WENT THERE” and cant say a word in spanish besides hola

  • @jonathanwallis3300
    @jonathanwallis3300 4 месяца назад +14

    I would rather go bowling with Pennywise and the Killer Klowns than spend another minute with Caillou. Heck, I would love it if Shorty the Klown knocked Caillou’s “Block off,” then zapped both the head and the body into a Cotton Candy cocoon.

    • @Flaketrevor
      @Flaketrevor 4 месяца назад +1

      So would I! (For the record, I’ve never seen either of those movies)

  • @SerialDesignationaN
    @SerialDesignationaN 4 месяца назад +49

    I feel like Rosie may be the favorite child and I feel bad for her having to live with this demon from hell and it’s crazy she is more mature then he is

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +20

      Yeah, she's the good child for sure 😅

    • @thomashuffman3237
      @thomashuffman3237 4 месяца назад +12

      She may be the good child, but she's clearly not the favorite. If that were the case, Caillou would be punished when he bullies her.

    • @OzzyNe0n
      @OzzyNe0n 4 месяца назад +2

      @@thomashuffman3237 Too bad, because, unlike D.W., she would actually warrant that status.

    • @VivaanHans-d3d
      @VivaanHans-d3d 3 месяца назад +3

      I would not say she's more mature but rather more disciplined than Caillou

  • @dc1313drc
    @dc1313drc 4 месяца назад +9

    I can see Caillou and John Wayne Gacy have something in common.

  • @RabbitRunRun6497
    @RabbitRunRun6497 4 месяца назад +20

    first caillou is just a menace and now he’s a FRICKING CLOWN.

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +6

      Will the madness ever stop? 😅

    • @NorthBay43
      @NorthBay43 4 месяца назад +5

      Caillou is a 🤬

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 4 месяца назад +1

      @@NorthBay43a-hole, b-word, f-slur, the list gos on

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 4 месяца назад +17

    Noddy, Paddington, Coraline, Fantastic Mr. Fox, what’s with these stop-motion references?

  • @Mynameisnotlucaslikeatall
    @Mynameisnotlucaslikeatall 4 месяца назад +12

    4:38 "iF hE wAnTs To MaKe A sNoWmAnN~"

  • @dragonempress8367
    @dragonempress8367 4 месяца назад +17

    "Caillou jumps in every damn puddle" oh come on, I used to do that as a kid! Nothing wrong with that!

  • @SQU1DWAR4
    @SQU1DWAR4 4 месяца назад +19

    Even seagulls hate caillou

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +14

      EVERYONE hates Caillou 😂

    • @SQU1DWAR4
      @SQU1DWAR4 4 месяца назад +3

      @@mattneff NO SH!T SHERLOCK

    • @MichaelBlaneWalker
      @MichaelBlaneWalker 4 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂
      They’re the jokers of the beach!

  • @davidfiore4677
    @davidfiore4677 4 месяца назад +7

    I think even Pennywise would want to avoid Caillou at all costs.

  • @machector892
    @machector892 4 месяца назад +22

    Caillou trying to be a killer clown couldn’t possibly be scarier than CGI Caillou.

  • @FlyingDuckMan360
    @FlyingDuckMan360 4 месяца назад +8

    My thoughts:
    1. Sesame Street did the plot of "One character is afraid of clowns so his friends try to help him overcome his fear by dressing him as one" plot much better in Episode 3529. Also nice cameo by Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
    2. Every day is a rainy day when you have to sit through a marathon of Caillou episodes.
    3. No, Caillou, I don't want to build a snowman. Besides, you make the Snowman's head way too small. You went to the Animal Crossing: New Horizons School of Snowman Construction.
    4. Robot Chicken had a humorous sketch where a bunch of people bought apple pies from McDonald's after seeing American Pie in a movie theater. Also, clips from Caillou's Colors were used in the "Viewers Like You" bumpers.
    5. I'm relieved that the Caillou doll at least had a bathing suit on. Also, does anyone else find it cute that Rosie is holding a rattle? Also also, nice to see you finally incorporated the "Mine!" joke from Finding Nemo.
    6. "Caillou's New Shoes" reminds me of "Fang Hits Town", the sixth chapter of "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing". In it, three-year-old Farley "Fudge" Hatcher throws a huge tantrum in the shoe store because he wants to wear the same shoes as his older brother Peter, but they don't have them in his size. Peter is forced to wear some shoes that Anne wants to buy Fudge to get Fudge to want to wear them.
    I'm hoping for another episode of Angelica Can Eat it someday. Perhaps you'll do another dual review like you did with Angelica Breaks a Leg and its sister episode, When Wishes Come True.

  • @Caelus32
    @Caelus32 4 месяца назад +4

    I love that you made that reference. Billy and Mandy will always be great

  • @MegaHoro
    @MegaHoro 4 месяца назад +4

    Caillou's not just a clown; he's the entire circus
    That Seagull should become Caillou's archnemesis; maybe it's the one who finally defeats him

  • @comadoof184
    @comadoof184 4 месяца назад +8

    Rosie is a victim 😢

  • @carolynaugust5032
    @carolynaugust5032 4 месяца назад +3

    5:41 Caillou: No, Stay, Please
    Matt Neff: No, Stay, Pwease. That's what you sound like, Caillou.

  • @manoftheusajones5147
    @manoftheusajones5147 4 месяца назад +24

    He is also a KILLER ANIMATRONIC!

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +13

      THE HORROR 😱

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 4 месяца назад +2

      He is giving Balloon Boy 😂

    • @SummerDaWeasel-uk8ej
      @SummerDaWeasel-uk8ej 4 месяца назад +1

      When the animatronics at Willy’s don’t want him

  • @hunterkiersey1469
    @hunterkiersey1469 4 месяца назад +6

    What a cool detail for saying that Caillou looks like Paddington 2:58

    • @Flaketrevor
      @Flaketrevor 4 месяца назад +4

      That’s just plain offensive to say about Paddington

  • @corpseprincess227
    @corpseprincess227 4 месяца назад +8

    Not you posting this scary ass video on my birthday 😂😭😭😭

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +3

      Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳

    • @corpseprincess227
      @corpseprincess227 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mattneff Thank you so much! 😊

  • @BubblePopping121
    @BubblePopping121 4 месяца назад +7

    That thumbnail is actually terrifying.

  • @thejohnsons2832
    @thejohnsons2832 28 дней назад

    This commentary is so funny and same with the reviews
    Keep up the good work man

  • @davididealistmark2
    @davididealistmark2 4 месяца назад +10

    A missed joke. "And still had the gull to get mad, when a gull stool it."

    • @Lady.Luthien
      @Lady.Luthien 4 месяца назад +2

      Because the correct word is "gall", not "gull"; such as, "I can't believe Caillou has the _gall_ to scare Rosie with clowns, just because he wants to go to the parade."

    • @davididealistmark2
      @davididealistmark2 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Lady.Luthien Gall! My bad.

    • @Lady.Luthien
      @Lady.Luthien 4 месяца назад +1

      @@davididealistmark2 no worries, I make typos, too. 😀

    • @davididealistmark2
      @davididealistmark2 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Lady.Luthien yuo doo two? 🤣

    • @Lady.Luthien
      @Lady.Luthien 4 месяца назад +1

      @@davididealistmark2 four shore!

  • @midnightgirlofthelunarmoon1164
    @midnightgirlofthelunarmoon1164 4 месяца назад +9

    Matt Neff's PLAAAAY count: 1

    • @yandoc8885
      @yandoc8885 4 месяца назад +1

      the way he say it is just iconic

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 месяца назад +11

    Mrs. and Mr. Caillou just found one of Pennywise's eggs having bubbled up from the sewers and chose to raise the hatchling as one of their own.

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +7

      I've heard worse theories

  • @poohbear4515
    @poohbear4515 4 месяца назад +8

    2:51 Doris’ face shows that she is really and truly dead inside and just a walking robot. Which is why she and Boris always allow Caillou to walk all over them.

    • @AgishweKitenge
      @AgishweKitenge 3 месяца назад +1

      Theory:caillou is possessed by a demon and his parents don't punish him because their to scared to make the evil spirit possessing him angry

  • @davidfiore4677
    @davidfiore4677 4 месяца назад +1

    Seagull: “Oh boy! Free food!”
    *the seagull snatches up Caillou’s sandwich*
    Caillou: “Hey, that’s my sandwich!”
    Seagull: “Snooze ya lose, runt!”

  • @JoshuaLowe-ci3wo
    @JoshuaLowe-ci3wo 4 месяца назад +4

    1:45 Iconic billy & mandy moment
    DESTROY US ALL!!

  • @TheBasherShow
    @TheBasherShow 4 месяца назад +12

    I thought the scariest toy on Earth was caillou dolls

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +7

      Very true 😂

  • @ghostcruncher1043
    @ghostcruncher1043 4 месяца назад +4

    Calliou is scarier than any actual horror movie villian!

  • @GremAutistic
    @GremAutistic 22 дня назад +1

    Rosie isn’t scared of all clowns, she’s just scared of one, and she’s known him since birth

  • @DevinsWorld-y4v
    @DevinsWorld-y4v Месяц назад

    “The fact that you got out of bed at all is a problem “ . That’s a straight up burn.

  • @TylerAStinson
    @TylerAStinson 4 месяца назад +7

    Caillou has his one bad day and is going through his joker arc

    • @Flaketrevor
      @Flaketrevor 4 месяца назад +2

      Correction: he’s already worse than a psychotic serial killer.
      Joker puts people out of their misery, Caillou starts the misery and never lets it end.

  • @DannyOwens427
    @DannyOwens427 4 месяца назад +6

    8:23 Nice quote from Fantastic Mr. Fox.

  • @lern2reed
    @lern2reed 4 месяца назад +4

    Caillou is an annoyingly accurate portrayal of a toddler.

  • @SQU1DWAR4
    @SQU1DWAR4 4 месяца назад +7

    Bros not scared of clowns, he’s the clown 🤡

  • @kkcreep_666
    @kkcreep_666 4 месяца назад +6

    Why didn’t Caillou and Arthur do a crossover episode where DW and Caillou try and takeover the world?

  • @Zoey123-n2j
    @Zoey123-n2j 4 месяца назад +9

    All the sunscreen is gone for for Caillou big head

    • @nousukas
      @nousukas 4 месяца назад +3

      And still he hides it with a cap. The sunscreen would be more helpful, if it was put on some part that is exposed to the Sun.

  • @BenKneeDee
    @BenKneeDee 4 месяца назад +1

    I knew the DESTROY US ALL gag was coming as soon as you said "forces Rosie to dress like a clown." Very well done!

  • @FamilyStudent-r2l
    @FamilyStudent-r2l 4 месяца назад +9

    Caillou looks like he is about to take a dump

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +10

      Doesn't he always look like that? 😂

  • @aniugraywolf
    @aniugraywolf 4 месяца назад +6

    9:26 too bad that sea urchin wasn't poisonous

  • @Rworld101
    @Rworld101 4 месяца назад +4

    The only thing Caillou would be good for is to be a killer clown and the only thing Caillou isn't good for is breathing and living

  • @abbeyroadfan94-J.P
    @abbeyroadfan94-J.P 4 месяца назад +2

    what happens in alternate versions of these episodes end: the clowns would kidnap caillou, he would get splashed by several car that runs through a puddle, sarah would knock him out cold with a giant snowball point blank at his head, get paint in his eye, the seagull would poke his eye out or bring its friends to attack the bald brat, and constantly forget to tie his shoes and gives up after a pitiful attempt and would trip over his own two feet

  • @marcuslam696
    @marcuslam696 4 месяца назад +3

    0:57 It was interesting that in the Halloween episode , Rosie costume was a clown , princess and cat . If she was not scared of it does it mean she overcame her fear of clowns ?

  • @MR_DUCK_Duckz
    @MR_DUCK_Duckz Месяц назад +2

    0:29 but she’s not afraid of Caillou

  • @Baby0rang369
    @Baby0rang369 4 месяца назад +6

    If I had to be stuck in a room with Caillou, Dw or Angelica, I’d choose Dw and Angelica

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +5

      Oh God, don't make me choose 😅

    • @Baby0rang369
      @Baby0rang369 4 месяца назад +3

      @@mattneff tbf I don’t think I’d last long with either of them lol

    • @Flaketrevor
      @Flaketrevor 4 месяца назад +1

      I’d choose Angelica, at least she’s human/ able to learn anything.

  • @treykoyawena4443
    @treykoyawena4443 4 месяца назад +6

    FU Caillou im on Rosie’s side I was petrified of clowns at her age!!!

  • @luvbeinghiswife1148
    @luvbeinghiswife1148 6 дней назад +1

    Caillou is a poster child for birth control.

  • @mistyangelwolfdraws
    @mistyangelwolfdraws 4 месяца назад +3

    Caillou: I wanna be grumpy again!!
    God help us all...

  • @TumehStudios
    @TumehStudios 4 месяца назад +7

    Caillou is the prince of darkness

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +2

      Absolutely!

    • @MichaelBlaneWalker
      @MichaelBlaneWalker 4 месяца назад

      You mean Dracula?

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MichaelBlaneWalkerNo, even Dracula isn’t this bad.

  • @jacksonconley5117
    @jacksonconley5117 3 месяца назад +2

    Here’s a title idea for FU Caillou Vol. 5. “Caillou is a Big Fat Liar.”

  • @NTG-1
    @NTG-1 Месяц назад

    3:23 “he now decides this is the perfect time to PPPLLLAAAYYY”

  • @SniperTime351
    @SniperTime351 Месяц назад

    9:06
    Caillou: Hey! That's my sandwich!
    Seagull: Well, you're not eating it are you?

  • @aishayahye6043
    @aishayahye6043 4 месяца назад +7

    If caillou was a circus clown he will make kids scream in terror

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +5

      Lord help us all 😅

  • @THEjoanieMACK
    @THEjoanieMACK 4 месяца назад +2

    NO STAY PLEASE! Meanwhile i heard GO STAMPEED!

  • @DBZAOTA482
    @DBZAOTA482 4 месяца назад +6

    7:10 Anyone who doesn't like apple pie is 100% a demonspawn

  • @dorkula3334
    @dorkula3334 4 месяца назад +1

    Calliou running down the sidewalk to the cross walk in his new shoes.
    “Please get hit by a car, please get hit by a car. Darn it he turned! Wait I thought he wasn’t aloud to walk around the block by himself?”

  • @adantelee5017
    @adantelee5017 4 месяца назад +6

    U ever want to give Caillou the Homer Simpson “Why You Little!” Treatment

    • @TheIrkenEmpire420
      @TheIrkenEmpire420 4 месяца назад

      With the strength of Omni Man of course.

    • @MichaelBlaneWalker
      @MichaelBlaneWalker 4 месяца назад

      Until I was a teenager, I never knew what Homer even yelled under his breath…! 😂😂😂

  • @constructivecriticism6203
    @constructivecriticism6203 4 месяца назад +6

    For a Christmas special this year you should do an FU caillou for Caillou’s Holiday Movie

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +2

      I don't think I've seen that. What happens in that movie?

    • @constructivecriticism6203
      @constructivecriticism6203 4 месяца назад +2

      @@mattneff it’s been YEARS since I’ve seen it, but it’s basically just Caillou’s normal shenanigans but Christmas theme. Also rosy gives Gilbert a wad of cat food for Christmas lol

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 4 месяца назад

      @@mattneffIt’s essentially what would happen if you took A Christmas Story, sucked out everything that made that film great, and replaced it with Caillou going about his preparations for Christmas and singing a few songs as he does it.
      Sure, there are some basic cultural stuff Caillou learns about through a Christmas calendar which he uses to keep track of how many days are left until Christmas, but it’s as basic as you would expect from this show.

  • @burleyant274
    @burleyant274 4 месяца назад +5

    1:53 DESTROY US ALL!!!!! DESTROY US ALL!!!!! DESTROY US ALL!!!!! 😨😨😨

  • @Miksy51
    @Miksy51 4 месяца назад +5

    Caillou could never be a class clown or a party clown, no matter how hard he tries
    He won't even be the fun at the parties!
    cuz he full of nothin' :P

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +3

      He's a Clown without a cause

  • @UKImmigrationLawGeek
    @UKImmigrationLawGeek 4 месяца назад +7

    @03:23 -->I love the way you say, "PLAY." If you ever find yourself with a spare few hours, may you please be so kind as to do a video in which you include all of the times you say "play" into one video?
    Obviously, you do not have to and THANK YOU so much for all of your wonderful videos.
    I shall now create a "Caillou" Playlist and this shall be the first video in it.

  • @phoebevaughan5095
    @phoebevaughan5095 4 месяца назад +2

    Dressing a person as a clown when they are terrified of them is like sticking a person afraid of spiders in a room full of tarantulas! What is the lesson here? Also, if Other Mother took children like Caillou she'd be the heroine of her story!

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate 4 месяца назад +4

    You had one job, Poseidon.

  • @DennisBillington
    @DennisBillington 4 месяца назад +4

    Caillou belongs in Arkham Asylum.

  • @Mydemelker_
    @Mydemelker_ 4 месяца назад +3

    Thank you so much for volume 4! 🎉🔥

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff  4 месяца назад +1

      No problem!! What should I cover next time?

    • @Mydemelker_
      @Mydemelker_ 4 месяца назад

      @@mattneff More of Caillou

  • @Humbledingify
    @Humbledingify 4 месяца назад +2

    Caillou masterminded the clown scare of 2016.

  • @margarethuston7913
    @margarethuston7913 3 месяца назад +3

    0:24 ofc he wants to, he would want to see someone exactly like him!

  • @nicholassmith41
    @nicholassmith41 4 месяца назад +2

    Congrats on 30K, Matt

  • @BoomyShakes
    @BoomyShakes 4 месяца назад +1

    "Lucky Doll"
    Cant tell if Matt was into it, or was upset that it wasn't Cailou at all gettign crushed

  • @AlwaysADekaranger
    @AlwaysADekaranger 4 месяца назад +4

    I swear Caillou is going to grow up much worse than the AOK version

  • @libraherewithin
    @libraherewithin 2 месяца назад +1

    7:15 Wait, isn't that the same painting scene in the PBS funding credits session?

  • @DucksBob-zx4tm
    @DucksBob-zx4tm 4 месяца назад +4

    Cailou is the new killer clown faze of 2016

  • @davidfiore4677
    @davidfiore4677 4 месяца назад +1

    Hope you review Caillou’s Crossword next. That’s an episode where both Caillou and Leo need to wash their mouths out with soap. Especially when they made Clementine cry like a couple little jerks by calling her stupid all because they heard a teen say that to some birds.

  • @poxidog
    @poxidog 4 месяца назад +1

    I had a friend who did a talk for english on why she hates clown. She had a wind up clown toy with her. When she finished her talk about how they're horrible soul stealing demons the toy started moving

  • @ElizabethMorbiddoll86
    @ElizabethMorbiddoll86 4 месяца назад +3

    Not just the snowman. Everyone hates him. Everyone over the age of 10

  • @BiggsTheCatt
    @BiggsTheCatt 4 месяца назад +4

    Rosie deserves therapy

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois 4 месяца назад +3

    Caillou is the type of show that makes me grateful to be an only child.