Testing Illegal Blue Lasers from eBay (and making them even stronger)
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I bought a couple blue laser pointers on eBay. I received two laser death rays. Then I made them even stronger.
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Normally I'm not interested in buying handheld lasers off of the internet as what I can make is usually more interesting. That being said there were some eBay listings for blue lasers pointers that caught my eye. Although the claimed output power was under 5mW (ebay's limit as well as the US federal limit) the pictures showed lasers that appeared to be very strong. Now importing a handheld laser stronger than 5mW is usually illegal here, but these listings explicitly stated the lasers had an output that was under the legal limit. Even so, I wanted to play it safe (legally at least) so I found US sellers/resellers of these "5mW" lasers.
The lasers turned out to be INCREDIBLY strong, HUNDREDS of times stronger than advertised. While this may seem like a good thing, a laser like this will blind you permanently the instant it hits you in the eye. Wearing proper eye protection is a must when dealing with these.
It's common for sellers to exaggerate the power of flashlights, cars, etc., so why would these sellers lie in the opposite direction about lasers? It turns out this is the only way they can get away with selling powerful lasers on eBay without blatantly breaking the rules. The bigger issue is that handheld lasers like this are federally restricted in most countries. This isn't a problem for say a seller in China shipping to the US, as our laws aren't relevant there. This a huge issue for all of these US resellers that are sending out powerful lasers by the thousand though, and the FDA very well may lay a smackdown at some point.
Obviously I have nothing against owning strong lasers, but trying to pass off a burning lasers as eye safe in order to make a few bucks is incredibly dangerous. I realize most people will have an idea of what they are getting into, but those out there that aren't aware of the extreme danger involved are going to lose an eye. You think I'm exaggerating but permanent eye injuries happen ALL THE TIME from the cheap death rays bought online. If you really want a powerful laser, read up on lasers and laser eye safety and start small before working your way up to a big laser. 
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THESE ARE NOT TOYS
*tries to shave his arm with it*
He’s a pro gamer he can do it
Ross Geller gamer?
yuNik TV plays with cat looks away for one second cats cut in half
Anybody else read this when it happened?
540th like
*Goes blind in one eye*
“Woah, that hurt”
Comrade Gallegos did it fuck with your eyes it fucked with mine
“woah, cool”
Accidentally blinds himself Just says whoa, cool in the calmest voice ever 🤣
Burning your retina doesn't actually hurt, you won't probably feel it until you can't see anymore, so i've heard
*Wow, that didn’t feel so cool*
This dude's personality can be summed up by a Home Alone inspired sitcom, and I personally love that
plus the fact that he's obsessed with lasers makes it so much better
I thought the same thing he sounds like Kevin lmao
kevin from home alone plus doc from back to the future =
he's like a drunk tf2 scout
He is Scout, Engineer, and Demo all at once
Or a sober one
lool
haha i watched this video and immediately thought “holy shit he looks like scout” but didn’t expect anyone to actually comment it
Crossed with high jerma
"Now it won't ignite my propane tan--"
BOOM
😂
I wanted to see that happen so bad 😂
😭😂
@Dion Washington fr like what if it did ignite it what's he do then 😂😂😂
lol
“Don’t buy these lasers”
*attempts to ignite a propane tank*
that would be dangerous
**cuts off his skin hair with it**
Disco Jellyfish skin hair?
@@exicutioner161 exactly
666th like
Funny story about high power lasers that comes from a friend of mine who is an electrical engineer who works with lasers all the time. He said that back in the day Fleetwood Mac was doing concerts with laser shows. They would setup these giant super powerful lasers to do the shows with and at one point a safety inspector showed up to see just how safe these shows were. The crew was clearly not paid enough because they didn’t care when the safety inspector showed up and one of the crew members took out a cigarette, stuck it in beam of one of the lasers and lit it, the safety inspector saw that and shut down the entire show.
"I JUST BOUGHT THE SAFEST LASERS ON EBAY AND LET ME JUST REITERATE THAT THEYRE TOTALLY SAFE AND PROBABLY NOT OVER THE LIMIT"
proceeds to immediately ignite everything in the vicinity.
"Probably not eye safe"
Cuts left hand off
“Wow, slices right through that”
You mean left through that okay i will leave
@@emotinaloats8010 lmao 😂😂😂
@@emotinaloats8010 what
@Free Man it would be I think
@@emotinaloats8010 😂😂😂
“woah look i assasinated a public official with my laser”
Lmao
That’s amazing
oh no, he's about to assasinate arche duke ferdinand
oh no, he has airpods in he can't hear us
"haha wow cool"
modifies them to run off my car battery, mounts to bumper. test run thru Protestorville...lol
bringing "laser hair removal" to a whole new, much more dangerous level
one of the reasons you can’t have a higher power laser is they classify them as medical devices, for hair and tattoo removal. The healthcare industry is scared people will do medicine at home and they won’t make a ton of money.
@@rule1dontgosplat or, possibly, scared that untrained (oftentimes reckless and stupid) people don't permanently fuck up their skin and eyes. But this is apparently such a wild concept.
@@properantagonistDefinitely this. The average person with equipment like that very much have the potential to cause a lot of damage, both to themselves and others.
Dude I want this but I feel like I'd just shine it on something reflective and blind myself. I'd make a rule that I'd only use it outside and with eye protection and eventually break that rule.
"Reflective" like your floor, or a wall? Because they would do it. These things are far more dangerous than they are fun. I'd sooner try cooking-up some nitroglycerin in my bathtub.
Using it outside is a surefire way to ruin someone else's life and very likely get in a big lawsuit friend
This guy does it in a shop and is very careful with them; and limits himself to just burning small stuff lmao
I think I'd feel safer playing with a pipe bomb or anthrax.
That's why you use protective goggles while handling these.
Alright, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS OUTSIDE
You seem to be aware about the risk of permanent blindless. If you use this thing outside you become a danger for everyone around you.
This guy literally is in a movie, narrating his own life
I wonder how it will end. Probably not old age.
@@josorr he will die due to lazering his arm
@@someonethatateyourbabies1990 probably not if the lazer hit the arm there is a small chance he will die.
@Larry Wheels lol
Dead pool😁
This man is running nerd software on chad hardware.
With home alone kid audio
Lmao
Techno Wiz holy frick you’re right
I was your 1000th like
@@antonyjohansson4006 Ok? Do you want a medal or something?
Remember kids, if you are ever in a dark cave, bring your AWESOME 100% SAFE NON HAZARDOUS LAZER GUN to light a match.
*propane tank explodes, destroying house*
“Wow, that’s so cool.”
Burns his house down
“Oh wow, that’s amazing.”
blows his house up
oh wow that's amazing
Turns himself into laser
*wow*
"Now that's what I want out of power..."
‘thats ridiculous’
with a kid's voice xD
This guy is going to hit him self in the eye and be like
“Ha, I just went blind”
Nah this guy would prolly blind the laser if he looked in one
I laughed so hard to this
@@KumoGacha glad you liked it. You made my day. Thank you man!
@@lolbollo691 You sure he/she was talking to you?
@I hate kids with anime profile pics
shhhhh don’t say that
University probably squashed all the independent ideas out of his mind. RIP Styropyro
I love how he’s so nonchalantly talking while holding two very dangerous high powered lasers
i love how im a minute in and hes already talked his way out of a felony
he has IRL speech 100
Not just a felony a federal offense
Uhh I may or may not have created a laser that might be illegal since it's over 10 times as strong and is so big it has to be attached to my truckbed
He should be a criminal defense lawyer
2 felonies
*Burns a hole through his TV*
_"Oh wow, that's amazing"_
I am the 1000th liker
@@touchingisjustthefirststep Noooooooo why did you expose me!!!!!
@@shrekbethiccerthanasniccer1432 It was like that before i even saw this shit. Now its 1000th someone liked it lool
@@touchingisjustthefirststep lmao
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I actually got a 450nm 1W Blue Diode Laser a few years back. It uses a 12V power supply and I adapted a set of lenses to focus the light into a variable+distant point. For safety, I use some pretty dark welding goggles when it’s powered up, It can burn through 100 page pocket notepad in 30-45 seconds.
1st of all this video and lasers are super cool, 2nd thank you so much for your explanation of eye safety, I really had no idea but after viewing this I have a profound respect for lasers and the importance of proper personal protection equipment. 3rd you sir have an amazing and bright future ahead as a Bond villain
did you know laser is an acronym
@@oliverjudson1834 I did, light amplification by stimulation of radiation, Originally accomplished with Lab grown rubies I believe
“Woah look, I just cut my cat in half”
"im Phil Swift and i just cut this cat in half!"
"and only fix it with flex tape"
*"THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE"*
Morose 14 not funny
@@The_Y33TER fuck off snowflake
*cuts his arm off*
“Ha look I cut my arm”
Is something I see this man saying
Thanks for the likes guys, this is the most attention I’ll ever have in 10 life times
Ha look I cut my arm off! That's amazing!
@@wavy582 wadda ya say we try something else out? !
Oh wow, it just cuts my arm right off. That's so cool.
Wooow that’s awesome 😂
WOW
I was very fortunate to have some lab experience in optics while in college. Highest power I worked with was 8 watts. The beam block would get extremely hot. Goggles are must at all times no exceptions.
Im scared of how dangerous and relatively available weapon this technology could be.
Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials
Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials
Gets third degree burn
"WOW I can't believe it gave me third degree burns"
Justin Lambert outdoors he gets 3rd degree burn; ouch.
Me touching highest setting of heat on sink water: aiiiieeeee
@@phantomphoenix4981 me: going 1 degree over 70
Fucking dies:
Wow. Piece of cake
Oh wow that's amazing
“It can’t burn my propane tank "
M&S V madlad
⚠️⚡🔥
famous last words
This man fears nothing
Thank god
My favourite nighttime ritual is falling asleep to Styro creating lasers that would blind you instantly without goggles
I can’t believe I’m just now finding this channel, it’s is incredible! And you did an incredible job explaining things
It's like watching Peter Parker in an alternate reality where he never became Spiderman.
No, not unless the Peter in that realm was psycho , idk maybe he is lol
He looks more like Harry Osborn to me...
he does looks like a older peter
More like laser man
@THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN The memes should have made that question unnecessary many years ago. :p
*laser goes through his finger*
“Oh wow, that’s amazing”
Underrated
Your profile pic looks like joe west from the flash
Ben Goody bruh that’s Matt.
Ben Goody you are mistaken, perhaps he is the most powerful character to ever exist who has the name of “Matt”
I like your username
Hey man. Thanks for the explanations about how lasers dangerous can be. Didn't know this.
I love how he talks so gentle but all I’m thinking about is how his roof is looking after holding them there for a good 30 seconds
*Slices wire clean off and sets multiple items on fire.*
_minutes later_
*Points laser at his arm.*
lot trixty he has 5 years of laser safety training
...”proceeds to point laser at body “.
LOL
Make lasers kill again
Skarp laser razor!!
@@es-zw3mg _oh that makes things so much better_
"It won't ignite my propane tank..."
POINTS HIGH POWERED LASER AT PROPANE
J Talanian
Him: “let’s try th-“
*his house then burnt down from the resulting explosion*
I mean of course it could never go through that easily but its still hilarious
*Looks at house burning
"Wow that amazing"
"Shame it will burn your eyes"
@Chlorhydric Acid Reacts (aggreing to your comment) yea you iddiot
I’m your 999 like
Thanks for the heads up, I still interested in owning one of these lasers, but I'll make sure to go through proper training and to buy really good protection goggles. Also, really liked your content! I'll be sure to follow your next videos!
He enjoys the process, and Its great to watch
This guy is legendary, he sounds like he wants to have emotion but he cant
That was the perfect description of him I have ever read
Underrated!
Hes to smart to be encumbered with silly regular human emotions. Theres just not enough room in his brain for useless stuff.
he sounds like he wants to hit puberty
"We are just pools of energy, emotions are a joke"
Now all we gotta do is get like 50 of these things, pu em all in a cone shape barrel, maybe use like some magnifying glass... glass to combine the lasers, and then you've got a weapon of ultimate destruction
I wonder what the law says about lasers as self-defense. Imagine you're getting robbed at home and you just shine this into their eyes.
"The key to not getting third-degree burns is not letting it touch the skin."
What a wonderful nugget of wisdom.
I just got to that part as i read that 🤣
It is good he didn't have his first epileptic seizure while shaving off his arm hair, or even a hiccup. 😳
*proceeds to touch his skin with it*
I lost it when he said that
Yeah supersafe not but irrestible to a sci-nerd!
this guy talks like a living user’s manual
😂😂😂
I was the thousandth like
He's so calm about it. He'll see a tidal wave coming for him and be like "Hah, nature. Funny right?"
r/rareinsult
I wish I could talk like that, It's not even an insult.
Miss your videos thanks for all the great content you shared with us
I really want one of those modified monsters! Keep doing what you do! You are great!
"This laser is way above the legal limits" proceeds to point it at a propane tank
It’s way more funnier when he literally does it in his room right next to him
I shat myself when I read propane
And I sighed when it didn’t blow up
@@5mark492 huh??
@@5mark492 huh??
@@5mark492 huh??
I love how he explains his loophole from federal laws
@@user-oj3cz6jq3r 😂😂😂 wait is that a real thing in the Bible? I never read it
@@user-oj3cz6jq3r Since we are here, it is worth noting that the idea of a teenager is a fairly recent concept. So these boys could be about 15 years old as far as we know. (They would not have a word for teenager, as there was no need at the time.) It is one of those things that people sometimes forget, that some words have dramatically changed meaning, or have been recently invented to help explain a fairly recent concept. So when you read history, literature, or other books from a few generations ago (never mind a thousand + years) without that context, it can create confusing, or/if hilarious, interpretations.
But since we have no solid context on the age of the boys, they could be children for all we know (I don't know at what age a child becomes an adult around that time period, but I think it was around 16 - 17 years old).
ll 2Esdras2: 31 - 100 ;;;;
@@oversouledict2005 gotta read the bible bro season 3 lit🔥
@@oversouledict2005 what did he say
Love this thank you for education people. I hope this prevented a few million accidents wish more youth was like this guy here
He completely rebuilt the laser. He kept the housing and the switch ... that isn't modifying the laser ... that is building a new laser.
Gets the third degree burn
“Oh wow, that’s amazing.”
Haahahahahhahahahahahahagahahahahwgahaugagahagagahagahahagahagahahahahah man ahahhahahaag
"The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"
Lmaoo
@@generalbutton you can tell that it's a third degree burn because of the way it is. Pretty Neat.
C1Ton Soup what’s his electric bill lol
When he says “don’t try this at home” I actually believe that
Did u... Try it at home?
No
My question is what does his wall look like?
Try it in school
What.. if I do it.. in my friends house
Keep up the good work on these videos, u rock
thank you for telling us the dangers. cool videos overall
The fact he put glasses on the camera makes me feel included 10/10 fan service
@Robert Slackware yeah I think so but it's no where near powerful enough
Im your 1000th like :)
r/wooooosh
Cameron Ball you mean r/woooosh cause woooosh is 4 O’s
@@phoenixfront cringe
Normal people: blows out a candle
This guy: applies blunt force
@GameFan 2000 You know why they tell you to roll on the ground when you're on fire? Something similar to that.
@@cykakyasu8828 you're smothering when you roll tho
@@hibye-by3yb Yes. You're smothering the fire so it dies.
Cyka Kyasu rolling on the floor while on fire is actually not good for you
@@_TYE_ Point is that fire can't stay lit without air but yeah i guess
you can realize how happy he is just through his VOICE, amazing :))
You look like a mad scientist in the new videos with hair. Love it
"Lets see if it burns through my hand"
5 seconds later
"Wow slices right through that that's amazing"
😂lmao
Im actually wondering how long it would take to burn through a chest,arm or head. Thats a million view idea for a video.
Inazuma TheRipper he could test it with like s pork chop
@@FizzyCape or just a whole pig. It isnt to pricey for stuff like that. If he wants to go above and beyond he would get super anatomically correct heads or chest like other youtubers use.
@@MrJohnDoe2525 a whole pig?
This mans voice sounds amazing
Its like hes bored with life but excited at the same time
Weeaboo Trash exactly
and he's also cute asf (!)
How old is this dude
"My life is boring but let's entertain people by almost being in the way of a powerful burn"
@@inkyboi1690 this guy is between 14 and 25 y/o
"Percussive maintenance" Beautiful! What a joy to be at uni with you.
I can't wait to jack up my new smaller laser. You are right, you can get ANYTHING on Ebay.
"The key to not getting 3rd degree burns is to not let it touch the skin."
Never change dude.
Awn watching that gave me anxiety
That new Sharp Laser Razor prototype is hardcore!
@@theinsanebookworm the lazr razr
Can you get cancer by doing that?
And then "ouch"
This dudes funny and he isn’t even trying
You sure about that 😑
what do you mean 'he isn't even trying' that's not true
Uh actually he's trying to hard
LaChota that creepy smile is what pulls and sucks is all in
He try’s to hard
For some reason I always watch these videos at night and always feel like I’m being blinded through the screen lmao 😂
But It cant ignite my propane tank.
**FUCKING EXPLODES**
Cuts pet in half
“Woah, that’s crazy, that’s some serious power”
*AND WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, IT STILL WORKS!*
@@everlivingraptergaming8991 oh god man no god you good? you sane?
@@everlivingraptergaming8991 I'm not even I can't even my God yo no thats messed up man
he is comeing HELP E.X.E IS COMEING stop bro your a 12 year old
*THatS aLOt oF DAMAGE*
"These are not toys"
Kills someone*
"Oh, whoa, cool"
Damn
Your mods are a bit "Trigger's Broom", three new shafts, four new heads, but it's totally the same brush.
Great video.
4:38 It Looks Like It Bounces Off The Last 2 Balloons Like Blaster Shots
"I wonder what it will do to a cashew"
- no one ever
Man Bug I love the smell of roasted nuts😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀
Imagine if he accidentally caught his house on fire "oh gee wiz, now I gotta get ready to evacuate my home, due to my unsafe behavior with the laser"
lmao
LMFAO
“Oh wow! Look at those flames! I wonder what will happen if I touch them! Oh wow! That tickles!”
Lol!
DUDE YOU ARE THE REAL MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE! I LOVE THIS YOURE GREAT NEW SUBSCRIBER
At 11:08 the match stick blows a smoke ring😂
6:13 god don't you just HATE IT when your teacher is trying to point at something on the board and suddenly everyone in the class room is blind ?
Or the board catches on fire!
@@retrogamer33 or just playing an innocent game of laser chase with your cat and suddenly your cat is running in panic with it's fur on fire ? god i just HATE when that happens...
@@neskey I've gone through 3 cats this week!
Oopsie
Hand them out to enough teachers and suddenly your school goes from regular to a “School for the blind”.
These are not toys
1 minute later
“Let’s try giving my arm a haircut”
Stolen comment
@@Fred_lost So true
5:27 that's what he said.
A shaver isnt a toy it's a tool
Landonator Playz lol
I like this guy, I wish I could’ve explored this more when I was young
Not too late to start
you deserve a position of professor in MIT. The amount of knowledge you have is amazing
“The key to not getting a 3rd degree burn is to not let it touch your skin”.....”Ouch”
I love how he says it xDDD
*proceeds to talk about how he has had years of laser safety*
@@OsmosisJonesWB what did you think it was?
@@OsmosisJonesWB tell
😂
accidentally kills cat.
"oh wow!"
That was pretty cool but we can do better
LOL, nice one. "Look at the cute little plasma paws".
"Wow look at that! The laser blasted through its stomach and it's on fire! Oh wow, this is amazing!"
he would be sad though
But cats have nine lives
SERVER: Cat has joined the server!
The way he just smaked the candle after he lit it made me want to binge watch all his videos
So basically what I'm hearing is that I should treat it like I would treat a firearm. Keep it unloaded, always treat it like its loaded, don't point it at anything living or not that can hurt you or others around you
Laser rifle safety.
This guy could get his arm cut off and say “wow, that hurt”
"Hey, Ron."
"Hey, Billy. That hurt."
Guy can be in the movie SAW and just tell Jigsaw, "Funny jokes Jigsaw, that genuinely hurt :D"
Why it’s just a flesh wound
yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
bruh
*Burns hole through cat from 50 ft away*
“Oh wow that’s amazing..”
tommy d u b b s that would be awesome
That’s hilarious
I need me one of those. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh wow that's ridiculous"
No mixed messages here! This was super entertaining, you're cool bro! GOD bless
New to the channel, love this dude's commentary. It'd be so funny to hear him say: "Wow, a pipe bomb in my neighbor's mailbox? That's so cool!"
"Now it wont ignite my propane tank"
*points laser directly at very flammable tank*
WHATTTT
JoshLaw Music honestly i was scared for him when he did that
cästles theres always one LMAO
The guy clearly knows what he is doing. It's not that lasers can't "cut through" metal, it's that metal is a very good heat conductor, and all the energy of the laser is almost immediately spread around the thick, heavy metal casing of the tank. There's a common science demo about popping balloons with candles. Adding even a little water to the ballloon will allow it to sit in the flame for several seconds longer before heating the rubber up enough to pop.
A metal tank with a lot of mass is not going to heat up meaningfully with a brief touch of a 5W laser. Some laserrs can can certainly cut through metals. But not a 5W laser nearly instantaneously.. I'd bet money that he could shine that laser directly on that tank and it would NEVER blow up. Too much thermal conductance from the thick metal. Wanna bet me $10. We can let Styro Pyro bet the official judge.
@Coasterguy Brilliant reply.
Ends up with 2 smoking craters where his eyes used to be.
"Oh wow, that's amazing."
@styropyro -
good that he will never get his hands on a warp-core as laser power supply ;-)
@@Killerspieler0815 I don't think thats an epic gamer moment.
😂
And some of these could be used to aim at planes like what happened at Sea Tac International a couple of years ago. Now we know where they possibly got them. Amazon seems to not care what they sale as long as they get their share.
Very good advice, if you're going to show how to upgrade them then show them the safe way . Inwhich I believe you are striving for, I am a more power more better person myself and have been playing with Ebay lazers for several years. I thought I wanted to learn how to make them more powerful until I watched your video now I will be happy with the knowledge of the how to but not put it into practice. I am a former safety manager and known to be a big risk taker but somethings are best left to true professionals. Great video looking forward to more.
*scrolls through the comment section*
“Oh wow, that's amazing.”
The Great Penguin Army I was just ab to comment that 🤣💀
The best comment lmao
Oh wow
me right now
I don’t get the oh wow that’s amazing joke
"Now it won't ignite my propane tank..
..but it can pop balloons with ease."
So fill the balloons with propane
Yea cause that's one quick way to die
He fr would've died if it lit
Oh your right
🤔
@@Sheev3 nah, I once had a full deodorant can explode in my face from about 3 feet away and I lived. I was deaf for 15 minutes, but otherwise fine. Tiny bit of uncompressed propane wouldn't do any harm.
when presentations were mentioned there is a legitimate use. stargazing or Astronomy. lasers with a watt or so of power make a beautiful visible line with a seemingly infinite point when turned towards the night sky. particularly the 500+ nm range. excellent for pointing out constellations and stars for astronomers.
This guy talks like a 90’s anti bully ad
Thommas Lmao i was thinking the same thing haha
the accuracy... i knew i had heard that type of talk before but didnt know where XD
Thommas "wow peace of cake"
na3ak4 same
lil boat🤙
"Lets see if it burns the kids on the playground..."
"Wow look at them run around in flames, haha."
uses illegal wepon fbi:thats a pass me:watched henti fbi:YOU SICK FUCK
🤔
@@shayodom5271 Let me fix that for you.
StyroPyro: *Uses illegal weapon*
FBI: Nothing wrong here...
Me: *Watches hentai*
FBI: YoU sIcK fUcK!
lol.aww man!
Now I want one to burn kids with lol
pyro casually leaving his finger 3mm away from a 5.3 watt laser pointer 💀
Got an ad for Ebay. Good to know they support stuff like this
I hold it as canon that the giant veins in your arms are actually fiber optic cables.
What if some of us are robots, but we don't even know it?
@@XSaintsofDoomX The only way to find out is to cut the body open and check the Fiber optic "veins"
Yeah... LASER CANON.
Imagine walking in to your kid’s room to let him know that dinner is ready and being blinded for life by a laser.
hard way to learn how to knock huh?
Worlds most morbid “Knock knock” joke.
Mom opening the door prematurely “Knock knock”
Also Mom, post door knocking, every time she hears a sound unexpectedly “Who’s there?”
r/woooooosh
@@phoenixfront how
He’s 26