This dude's personality can be summed up by a Home Alone inspired sitcom, and I personally love that plus the fact that he's obsessed with lasers makes it so much better
Funny story about high power lasers that comes from a friend of mine who is an electrical engineer who works with lasers all the time. He said that back in the day Fleetwood Mac was doing concerts with laser shows. They would setup these giant super powerful lasers to do the shows with and at one point a safety inspector showed up to see just how safe these shows were. The crew was clearly not paid enough because they didn’t care when the safety inspector showed up and one of the crew members took out a cigarette, stuck it in beam of one of the lasers and lit it, the safety inspector saw that and shut down the entire show.
@@FizzyCape or just a whole pig. It isnt to pricey for stuff like that. If he wants to go above and beyond he would get super anatomically correct heads or chest like other youtubers use.
one of the reasons you can’t have a higher power laser is they classify them as medical devices, for hair and tattoo removal. The healthcare industry is scared people will do medicine at home and they won’t make a ton of money.
@@rule1dontgosplat or, possibly, scared that untrained (oftentimes reckless and stupid) people don't permanently fuck up their skin and eyes. But this is apparently such a wild concept.
@@properantagonistDefinitely this. The average person with equipment like that very much have the potential to cause a lot of damage, both to themselves and others.
Dude I want this but I feel like I'd just shine it on something reflective and blind myself. I'd make a rule that I'd only use it outside and with eye protection and eventually break that rule.
"Reflective" like your floor, or a wall? Because they would do it. These things are far more dangerous than they are fun. I'd sooner try cooking-up some nitroglycerin in my bathtub.
Using it outside is a surefire way to ruin someone else's life and very likely get in a big lawsuit friend This guy does it in a shop and is very careful with them; and limits himself to just burning small stuff lmao
Alright, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS OUTSIDE You seem to be aware about the risk of permanent blindless. If you use this thing outside you become a danger for everyone around you.
1st of all this video and lasers are super cool, 2nd thank you so much for your explanation of eye safety, I really had no idea but after viewing this I have a profound respect for lasers and the importance of proper personal protection equipment. 3rd you sir have an amazing and bright future ahead as a Bond villain
Worlds most morbid “Knock knock” joke. Mom opening the door prematurely “Knock knock” Also Mom, post door knocking, every time she hears a sound unexpectedly “Who’s there?”
I was very fortunate to have some lab experience in optics while in college. Highest power I worked with was 8 watts. The beam block would get extremely hot. Goggles are must at all times no exceptions.
I actually got a 450nm 1W Blue Diode Laser a few years back. It uses a 12V power supply and I adapted a set of lenses to focus the light into a variable+distant point. For safety, I use some pretty dark welding goggles when it’s powered up, It can burn through 100 page pocket notepad in 30-45 seconds.
The guy clearly knows what he is doing. It's not that lasers can't "cut through" metal, it's that metal is a very good heat conductor, and all the energy of the laser is almost immediately spread around the thick, heavy metal casing of the tank. There's a common science demo about popping balloons with candles. Adding even a little water to the ballloon will allow it to sit in the flame for several seconds longer before heating the rubber up enough to pop.
A metal tank with a lot of mass is not going to heat up meaningfully with a brief touch of a 5W laser. Some laserrs can can certainly cut through metals. But not a 5W laser nearly instantaneously.. I'd bet money that he could shine that laser directly on that tank and it would NEVER blow up. Too much thermal conductance from the thick metal. Wanna bet me $10. We can let Styro Pyro bet the official judge.
Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials
Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials
@@2π-θ Since we are here, it is worth noting that the idea of a teenager is a fairly recent concept. So these boys could be about 15 years old as far as we know. (They would not have a word for teenager, as there was no need at the time.) It is one of those things that people sometimes forget, that some words have dramatically changed meaning, or have been recently invented to help explain a fairly recent concept. So when you read history, literature, or other books from a few generations ago (never mind a thousand + years) without that context, it can create confusing, or/if hilarious, interpretations. But since we have no solid context on the age of the boys, they could be children for all we know (I don't know at what age a child becomes an adult around that time period, but I think it was around 16 - 17 years old).
@@HuntersMoon78 or just playing an innocent game of laser chase with your cat and suddenly your cat is running in panic with it's fur on fire ? god i just HATE when that happens...
@@phoenixdrew8866 As an Australian I would like to say I am against the green card marriage system and that I strongly disbelieve in the people who so people have stop reading. I would like to sell myself for $65kAUD we can talk more over messages. Pls dm me
*cuts his arm off* “Ha look I cut my arm” Is something I see this man saying Thanks for the likes guys, this is the most attention I’ll ever have in 10 life times
@@Sheev3 nah, I once had a full deodorant can explode in my face from about 3 feet away and I lived. I was deaf for 15 minutes, but otherwise fine. Tiny bit of uncompressed propane wouldn't do any harm.
@@hoagielamp6543 The diode is the "heart" of the laser. Changing the diode and all the control electronics is pretty much another laser in the same case.
Whatw the FBI gonna do? make LIGHT Illegal? yeah what else? Nerf gun regulations when kids start building gauss guns/hand held rail guns? Oh wait they already do... whats next FBI bans electromagnetism?
Propane, like gasoline, won't ignite from heat. Check out Myth Busters on gas tanks. If there is no oxygen, they won't even burn if a match is tossed in.
@@mikemondano3624 myth buster also debunk HHO and turns out you can run a car on HHO ruclips.net/video/vglRrAAeGnE/видео.html Mlitary knows it we cant know it so they debunked it cause then no more oil and gas money cause turns out we dont need gas just water and baking soda lol ruclips.net/video/uTOddz4x2M8/видео.html hmmm the heck???? you can use salt water too. requires no mechanical modification of engines just a unit to convert water in to a gas form with electrolysis plates. so yeah it can be made with a fuse 30 amps switch so it does not drain the car battery with direct connection and it has a kind of pulse pattern so yeah. not sure I trust myth busters at all since some of the myths they "bust" seem to be flat out proven to work and they are the "dont try it cause we know it work we cant let you know" people Then people say "water would rust the engine" nah if that were the case then they would be rusting already since on a humid day th engine sucks in water and Gas can have water in it as well and we never hear about rust in the engine but on the surface where oxygen is freely available and its too hot in the engine to keep the water inside and the salt does not go in to the engine its just a catalyst to conduct electricity to make the gas so that is not poured in to the engine. I may make me one of them units closed cell HHO generator. 2 liters of water is equivalent to having like a full tank of gas like what??? can save a bunch of money with a generator and say screw you power company and have a water powered generator or something also added benefit it released more dense oxygen 30% that is more pure then the air outside. Funny they know about this and yet tax us on climate change right? but if we all swapped to water no profit for big oil go to a local stream and get more water lol. Also important to use one way check valves for gas safety to prevent flashback and people have also put in a copper mesh or extra measure and hook the intake to the air intake manifold near the air filter or direct to the engine. Myth busters didnt add a catalyst like salt or baking soda so theirs didnt work as good lol
Silence43 What about it? What happens when you look at the spot? Enough of the laser is reflected of the surface and reach/touch your eyes to do damage. The dumb joke still stands :)
You know that eyes, way back in the day, were made of literal rocks? :D (Cambrian Period type way back when) ... So yeah, technically it's "eye safe", just not modern human eye safe. ;)
Phosphormancy It's your primary schooling of "magic" and I love every second of it. My friend, I must ask you, Would you explain what kind of Eye protection there is, what it's made of, and how it works? I would also love to hear an elaboration on what you understand in terms of eye protection for glass blowers and welders. We are all subjected to different kinds of light, and I think it would be wonderful if you taught us youtube goblins about these things. Maybe I should just scroll through more of your videos, as you may have done this already, Or maybe I just gave you a brand new idea for your channel. I mean, you've explained the sword pretty well, but what about the shield? Much love to you fellow Alchemist, keep thinkin. ~Maeix
“The key to not getting third degree burns is not letting it touch your arm” I’ll be damned if anyone tries to stop me from trimming my ball hair with lasers.
styropryo: **makes highly illegal overpowered laser weapons** The FBI: Interesting. EDIT: For all those people who said that it isn’t illegal to make one, you are correct. But, it is illegal to sell one of this power, as he said in the video. The reason why is because unless given extreme permission, it is forbidden to sell high-powered laser technologies for safety reasons.
@Kryštof Píštěk note : styro is wrong it is legal granted... laserpointersafety.com/rules-general/rules-US-consumers/rules-US-consumers.html too long to explain
In the U.S., it is legal under federal law to own a laser of any power. But often people talk about “illegal laser pointers”. This is somewhat confusing shorthand meaning that the manufacturer or seller illegally called a laser above 5 milliwatts a “pointer”, or illegally promoted it for pointing purposes.
Styropyro: *slices arm off* uh oh, looks like I've amped it up a little too high and created a light saber, tune in next week to see me create a robotic arm with the help of micheal revees, *waves bye with numb*
*Goes blind in one eye*
“Woah, that hurt”
Comrade Gallegos did it fuck with your eyes it fucked with mine
“woah, cool”
Accidentally blinds himself Just says whoa, cool in the calmest voice ever 🤣
Burning your retina doesn't actually hurt, you won't probably feel it until you can't see anymore, so i've heard
*Wow, that didn’t feel so cool*
"It won't ignite my propane tank..."
POINTS HIGH POWERED LASER AT PROPANE
J Talanian
Him: “let’s try th-“
*his house then burnt down from the resulting explosion*
I mean of course it could never go through that easily but its still hilarious
*Looks at house burning
"Wow that amazing"
"Shame it will burn your eyes"
@Chlorhydric Acid Reacts (aggreing to your comment) yea you iddiot
I’m your 999 like
*Burns a hole through his TV*
_"Oh wow, that's amazing"_
I am the 1000th liker
@@touchingisjustthefirststep Noooooooo why did you expose me!!!!!
@@shrekbethiccerthanasniccer1432 It was like that before i even saw this shit. Now its 1000th someone liked it lool
@@touchingisjustthefirststep lmao
ruclips.net/video/Ps7Tk8uYjMw/видео.html
This dude's personality can be summed up by a Home Alone inspired sitcom, and I personally love that
plus the fact that he's obsessed with lasers makes it so much better
I thought the same thing he sounds like Kevin lmao
kevin from home alone plus doc from back to the future =
This guy is legendary, he sounds like he wants to have emotion but he cant
That was the perfect description of him I have ever read
Underrated!
Hes to smart to be encumbered with silly regular human emotions. Theres just not enough room in his brain for useless stuff.
he sounds like he wants to hit puberty
"We are just pools of energy, emotions are a joke"
Burns his house down
“Oh wow, that’s amazing.”
blows his house up
oh wow that's amazing
Turns himself into laser
*wow*
"Now that's what I want out of power..."
‘thats ridiculous’
with a kid's voice xD
Cuts left hand off
“Wow, slices right through that”
You mean left through that okay i will leave
@@emotinaloats8010 lmao 😂😂😂
@@emotinaloats8010 what
@Free Man it would be I think
@@emotinaloats8010 😂😂😂
Funny story about high power lasers that comes from a friend of mine who is an electrical engineer who works with lasers all the time. He said that back in the day Fleetwood Mac was doing concerts with laser shows. They would setup these giant super powerful lasers to do the shows with and at one point a safety inspector showed up to see just how safe these shows were. The crew was clearly not paid enough because they didn’t care when the safety inspector showed up and one of the crew members took out a cigarette, stuck it in beam of one of the lasers and lit it, the safety inspector saw that and shut down the entire show.
Could you please make me one of these? I can pay and its strictly for entertaining friends.
I would like one as well, but I want it for evil
@@ax6158 I dont share that sentiment. +
Gets third degree burn
"WOW I can't believe it gave me third degree burns"
Justin Lambert outdoors he gets 3rd degree burn; ouch.
Me touching highest setting of heat on sink water: aiiiieeeee
@@phantomphoenix4981 me: going 1 degree over 70
Fucking dies:
Wow. Piece of cake
Oh wow that's amazing
THESE ARE NOT TOYS
*tries to shave his arm with it*
He’s a pro gamer he can do it
Ross Geller gamer?
yuNik TV plays with cat looks away for one second cats cut in half
Anybody else read this when it happened?
540th like
*Slices wire clean off and sets multiple items on fire.*
_minutes later_
*Points laser at his arm.*
lot trixty he has 5 years of laser safety training
...”proceeds to point laser at body “.
LOL
Make lasers kill again
Skarp laser razor!!
@@es-zw3mg _oh that makes things so much better_
he's like a drunk tf2 scout
He is Scout, Engineer, and Demo all at once
Or a sober one
lool
haha i watched this video and immediately thought “holy shit he looks like scout” but didn’t expect anyone to actually comment it
Crossed with high jerma
"Lets see if it burns through my hand"
5 seconds later
"Wow slices right through that that's amazing"
😂lmao
Im actually wondering how long it would take to burn through a chest,arm or head. Thats a million view idea for a video.
Inazuma TheRipper he could test it with like s pork chop
@@FizzyCape or just a whole pig. It isnt to pricey for stuff like that. If he wants to go above and beyond he would get super anatomically correct heads or chest like other youtubers use.
@@MrJohnDoe2525 a whole pig?
“Don’t buy these lasers”
*attempts to ignite a propane tank*
that would be dangerous
**cuts off his skin hair with it**
Disco Jellyfish skin hair?
@@exicutioner161 exactly
666th like
This mans voice sounds amazing
Its like hes bored with life but excited at the same time
Weeaboo Trash exactly
and he's also cute asf (!)
How old is this dude
"My life is boring but let's entertain people by almost being in the way of a powerful burn"
@@inkyboi1690 this guy is between 14 and 25 y/o
bringing "laser hair removal" to a whole new, much more dangerous level
one of the reasons you can’t have a higher power laser is they classify them as medical devices, for hair and tattoo removal. The healthcare industry is scared people will do medicine at home and they won’t make a ton of money.
@@rule1dontgosplat or, possibly, scared that untrained (oftentimes reckless and stupid) people don't permanently fuck up their skin and eyes. But this is apparently such a wild concept.
@@properantagonistDefinitely this. The average person with equipment like that very much have the potential to cause a lot of damage, both to themselves and others.
Ends up with 2 smoking craters where his eyes used to be.
"Oh wow, that's amazing."
@styropyro -
good that he will never get his hands on a warp-core as laser power supply ;-)
@@Killerspieler0815 I don't think thats an epic gamer moment.
😂
"The key to not getting third-degree burns is not letting it touch the skin."
What a wonderful nugget of wisdom.
I just got to that part as i read that 🤣
It is good he didn't have his first epileptic seizure while shaving off his arm hair, or even a hiccup. 😳
*proceeds to touch his skin with it*
I lost it when he said that
Yeah supersafe not but irrestible to a sci-nerd!
i love how im a minute in and hes already talked his way out of a felony
he has IRL speech 100
Not just a felony a federal offense
Uhh I may or may not have created a laser that might be illegal since it's over 10 times as strong and is so big it has to be attached to my truckbed
He should be a criminal defense lawyer
2 felonies
*propane tank explodes, destroying house*
“Wow, that’s so cool.”
The fact he put glasses on the camera makes me feel included 10/10 fan service
@Robert Slackware yeah I think so but it's no where near powerful enough
Im your 1000th like :)
r/wooooosh
Cameron Ball you mean r/woooosh cause woooosh is 4 O’s
@@phoenixfront cringe
Thief: Enters his house...
Him: *So you have chosen permanent blindless*
**pulls out laser bazooka**
@@questwalkerko YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
waiting for them to be attached to security cameras
Breaking the Geneva convention is only possible if you're a country, so he won't even be tried in The Hague for it!
He would just cover his eyes you dumfuks
Gets the third degree burn
“Oh wow, that’s amazing.”
Haahahahahhahahahahahahagahahahahwgahaugagahagagahagahahagahagahahahahah man ahahhahahaag
"The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"
Lmaoo
@@generalbutton you can tell that it's a third degree burn because of the way it is. Pretty Neat.
C1Ton Soup what’s his electric bill lol
Dude I want this but I feel like I'd just shine it on something reflective and blind myself. I'd make a rule that I'd only use it outside and with eye protection and eventually break that rule.
"Reflective" like your floor, or a wall? Because they would do it. These things are far more dangerous than they are fun. I'd sooner try cooking-up some nitroglycerin in my bathtub.
Using it outside is a surefire way to ruin someone else's life and very likely get in a big lawsuit friend
This guy does it in a shop and is very careful with them; and limits himself to just burning small stuff lmao
I think I'd feel safer playing with a pipe bomb or anthrax.
That's why you use protective goggles while handling these.
Alright, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS OUTSIDE
You seem to be aware about the risk of permanent blindless. If you use this thing outside you become a danger for everyone around you.
*laser goes through his finger*
“Oh wow, that’s amazing”
Underrated
Your profile pic looks like joe west from the flash
Ben Goody bruh that’s Matt.
Ben Goody you are mistaken, perhaps he is the most powerful character to ever exist who has the name of “Matt”
I like your username
"This laser is way above the legal limits" proceeds to point it at a propane tank
It’s way more funnier when he literally does it in his room right next to him
I shat myself when I read propane
And I sighed when it didn’t blow up
@@5mark492 huh??
@@5mark492 huh??
@@5mark492 huh??
"Now it won't ignite my propane tan--"
BOOM
😂
I wanted to see that happen so bad 😂
😭😂
@Dion Washington fr like what if it did ignite it what's he do then 😂😂😂
lol
1st of all this video and lasers are super cool, 2nd thank you so much for your explanation of eye safety, I really had no idea but after viewing this I have a profound respect for lasers and the importance of proper personal protection equipment. 3rd you sir have an amazing and bright future ahead as a Bond villain
did you know laser is an acronym
@@oliver1834 I did, light amplification by stimulation of radiation, Originally accomplished with Lab grown rubies I believe
"Lets see if it burns the kids on the playground..."
"Wow look at them run around in flames, haha."
uses illegal wepon fbi:thats a pass me:watched henti fbi:YOU SICK FUCK
🤔
@@shayodom5271 Let me fix that for you.
StyroPyro: *Uses illegal weapon*
FBI: Nothing wrong here...
Me: *Watches hentai*
FBI: YoU sIcK fUcK!
lol.aww man!
Now I want one to burn kids with lol
Imagine walking in to your kid’s room to let him know that dinner is ready and being blinded for life by a laser.
hard way to learn how to knock huh?
Worlds most morbid “Knock knock” joke.
Mom opening the door prematurely “Knock knock”
Also Mom, post door knocking, every time she hears a sound unexpectedly “Who’s there?”
r/woooooosh
@@phoenixfront how
He’s 26
"These are not toys"
Kills someone*
"Oh, whoa, cool"
Damn
I love how he’s so nonchalantly talking while holding two very dangerous high powered lasers
Normal people: blows out a candle
This guy: applies blunt force
@GameFan 2000 You know why they tell you to roll on the ground when you're on fire? Something similar to that.
@@cykakyasu8828 you're smothering when you roll tho
@@hibye-by3yb Yes. You're smothering the fire so it dies.
Cyka Kyasu rolling on the floor while on fire is actually not good for you
@@_TYE_ Point is that fire can't stay lit without air but yeah i guess
Cuts pet in half
“Woah, that’s crazy, that’s some serious power”
*AND WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, IT STILL WORKS!*
@@everlivingraptergaming8991 oh god man no god you good? you sane?
@@everlivingraptergaming8991 I'm not even I can't even my God yo no thats messed up man
he is comeing HELP E.X.E IS COMEING stop bro your a 12 year old
*THatS aLOt oF DAMAGE*
These are not toys
1 minute later
“Let’s try giving my arm a haircut”
Stolen comment
@@Fred_lost So true
5:27 that's what he said.
A shaver isnt a toy it's a tool
Landonator Playz lol
I was very fortunate to have some lab experience in optics while in college. Highest power I worked with was 8 watts. The beam block would get extremely hot. Goggles are must at all times no exceptions.
*nukes the planet*
"Oh wow, that's amazing."
Hahaha
😂😂😂
In a monotone voice too lol
ahahhahahah
"Ha it caught on fire, that's so cool"
Surgically removed a tumor from his own brain.
"Oh wow, that's amazing."
Aaaaah, aaaaah, superman reference. I see you
Internet props
"The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"
*casually burning the hairs off of his forearm*
IKR
*sizzle* "Ouch!"
@@tomfoolery4490 *entire audience winces*
Mad lad
he is mad
I actually got a 450nm 1W Blue Diode Laser a few years back. It uses a 12V power supply and I adapted a set of lenses to focus the light into a variable+distant point. For safety, I use some pretty dark welding goggles when it’s powered up, It can burn through 100 page pocket notepad in 30-45 seconds.
Can I ask where you got the diode and how hard is it to make your own hand held lzer
Imagine if he accidentally caught his house on fire "oh gee wiz, now I gotta get ready to evacuate my home, due to my unsafe behavior with the laser"
lmao
LMFAO
“Oh wow! Look at those flames! I wonder what will happen if I touch them! Oh wow! That tickles!”
Lol!
When he says “don’t try this at home” I actually believe that
Did u... Try it at home?
No
My question is what does his wall look like?
What.. if I do it.. in my friends house
Try it at ur friends home
"Now it wont ignite my propane tank"
*points laser directly at very flammable tank*
WHATTTT
JoshLaw Music honestly i was scared for him when he did that
cästles theres always one LMAO
The guy clearly knows what he is doing. It's not that lasers can't "cut through" metal, it's that metal is a very good heat conductor, and all the energy of the laser is almost immediately spread around the thick, heavy metal casing of the tank. There's a common science demo about popping balloons with candles. Adding even a little water to the ballloon will allow it to sit in the flame for several seconds longer before heating the rubber up enough to pop.
A metal tank with a lot of mass is not going to heat up meaningfully with a brief touch of a 5W laser. Some laserrs can can certainly cut through metals. But not a 5W laser nearly instantaneously.. I'd bet money that he could shine that laser directly on that tank and it would NEVER blow up. Too much thermal conductance from the thick metal. Wanna bet me $10. We can let Styro Pyro bet the official judge.
@Coasterguy Brilliant reply.
Im scared of how dangerous and relatively available weapon this technology could be.
Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials
Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials
“The key to not getting a 3rd degree burn is to not let it touch your skin”.....”Ouch”
I love how he says it xDDD
*proceeds to talk about how he has had years of laser safety*
@@OsmosisJonesWB what did you think it was?
@@OsmosisJonesWB tell
😂
I love how he explains his loophole from federal laws
@@2π-θ 😂😂😂 wait is that a real thing in the Bible? I never read it
@@2π-θ Since we are here, it is worth noting that the idea of a teenager is a fairly recent concept. So these boys could be about 15 years old as far as we know. (They would not have a word for teenager, as there was no need at the time.) It is one of those things that people sometimes forget, that some words have dramatically changed meaning, or have been recently invented to help explain a fairly recent concept. So when you read history, literature, or other books from a few generations ago (never mind a thousand + years) without that context, it can create confusing, or/if hilarious, interpretations.
But since we have no solid context on the age of the boys, they could be children for all we know (I don't know at what age a child becomes an adult around that time period, but I think it was around 16 - 17 years old).
@@phantomzo8209 what is this
ll 2Esdras2: 31 - 100 ;;;;
@@oversouledict2005 gotta read the bible bro season 3 lit🔥
"I wonder what it will do to a cashew"
- no one ever
Man Bug I love the smell of roasted nuts😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀
My favourite nighttime ritual is falling asleep to Styro creating lasers that would blind you instantly without goggles
It's like watching Peter Parker in an alternate reality where he never became Spiderman.
No, not unless the Peter in that realm was psycho , idk maybe he is lol
He looks more like Harry Osborn to me...
he does looks like a older peter
More like laser man
@THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN The memes should have made that question unnecessary many years ago. :p
"The key to not getting 3rd degree burns is to not let it touch the skin."
Never change dude.
Awn watching that gave me anxiety
That new Sharp Laser Razor prototype is hardcore!
@@theinsanebookworm the lazr razr
Can you get cancer by doing that?
And then "ouch"
6:13 god don't you just HATE IT when your teacher is trying to point at something on the board and suddenly everyone in the class room is blind ?
Or the board catches on fire!
@@HuntersMoon78 or just playing an innocent game of laser chase with your cat and suddenly your cat is running in panic with it's fur on fire ? god i just HATE when that happens...
@@neskey I've gone through 3 cats this week!
Oopsie
Hand them out to enough teachers and suddenly your school goes from regular to a “School for the blind”.
I love how he talks so gentle but all I’m thinking about is how his roof is looking after holding them there for a good 30 seconds
"if I wasnt a lazy piece of garbage"
my guy modest
Ahahahah...I laughed so hard at that sentence
😂😂😂
This is the guy playing with lasers
*Burns hole through cat from 50 ft away*
“Oh wow that’s amazing..”
That’s hilarious
I need me one of those. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh wow that's ridiculous"
There is your 1k like sir
This man is running nerd software on chad hardware.
With home alone kid audio
Lmao
Techno Wiz holy frick you’re right
I was your 1000th like
@@antonyjohansson4006 Ok? Do you want a medal or something?
"Percussive maintenance" Beautiful! What a joy to be at uni with you.
"The key to not getting third degree burns it not letting it touch the skin" metal line
30 seconds later: ow!
@@orsonpeters timestamp
@@stevethea5250 12:28
@@phoenixdrew8866 As an Australian I would like to say I am against the green card marriage system and that I strongly disbelieve in the people who so people have stop reading. I would like to sell myself for $65kAUD we can talk more over messages. Pls dm me
@@stevethea5250 tf???
"One slip and it's lights out forever"
"Can I make this more powerful? Yes"
I love this man
XD
Henrique stfu
@@henriquemeiralins Religion is ok when it's kept inside a church or something related to the religion, pls get out thx
YT: "LASERS"
me: "Nah.. I've watchet too many of those"
YT: "ILLEGAL LASERS"
me: "Hell yeah.. Exactly what i've been looking for.."
Caught you🤷♂️😏
really i was dead laughing
FBI Agent OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Hey man. Thanks for the explanations about how lasers dangerous can be. Didn't know this.
I love how chill this guy is when he talks about burning peoples eyes out.
Still chill
Does anyone know what that’s called
Sam Whigham what what’s called?
@@hjgakno7002 kg jy
He’s a Chill dude
*cuts his arm off*
“Ha look I cut my arm”
Is something I see this man saying
Thanks for the likes guys, this is the most attention I’ll ever have in 10 life times
Ha look I cut my arm off! That's amazing!
@@wavy582 wadda ya say we try something else out? !
Oh wow, it just cuts my arm right off. That's so cool.
Wooow that’s awesome 😂
WOW
This guy is going to hit him self in the eye and be like
“Ha, I just went blind”
Nah this guy would prolly blind the laser if he looked in one
I laughed so hard to this
@@KumoGacha glad you liked it. You made my day. Thank you man!
@@lolbollo691 You sure he/she was talking to you?
@I hate kids with anime profile pics
shhhhh don’t say that
Remember kids, if you are ever in a dark cave, bring your AWESOME 100% SAFE NON HAZARDOUS LAZER GUN to light a match.
"Now it won't ignite my propane tank..
..but it can pop balloons with ease."
So fill the balloons with propane
Yea cause that's one quick way to die
He fr would've died if it lit
Oh your right
🤔
@@Sheev3 nah, I once had a full deodorant can explode in my face from about 3 feet away and I lived. I was deaf for 15 minutes, but otherwise fine. Tiny bit of uncompressed propane wouldn't do any harm.
This guy could get his arm cut off and say “wow, that hurt”
Guy can be in the movie SAW and just tell Jigsaw, "Funny jokes Jigsaw, that genuinely hurt :D"
Why it’s just a flesh wound
yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
bruh
yes, his voice is very disingenuous
*In the distance... sirens.*
_Oh wow, that's amazing!_
stop
stop
I can’t believe I’m just now finding this channel, it’s is incredible! And you did an incredible job explaining things
*Literally sets the earth on fire
“Wow, that’s amazing”
Didn’t this guy have a cool old school vibe like 2005 power point presentation kinda vibes haha
“Let’s see how much power i can get out of this thing”
*replaces all of the components*
He replaced the diode, heat sink, driver and batteries. It still looks the exact same minus the hole in the side.
@@hoagielamp6543 The diode is the "heart" of the laser. Changing the diode and all the control electronics is pretty much another laser in the same case.
@@hoagielamp6543 that’s like changing GPU, CPU, RAM, SSD and Power supply but leaving old case. At this point it’s just a new pc.
@@wiktorandrzejewski8242 Yes, now where do I purchase those replacement parts shown in video? :D
Well that was the point 9:43
"now it won't ignite my propane tank"
*fucking dies in a fiery explosion*
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
NAH 😂
art
@@datboibrendo1728 maybe one day youl
you can realize how happy he is just through his VOICE, amazing :))
FBI: *reads title*
FBI: "Oh wow, that's amazing."
Whatw the FBI gonna do? make LIGHT Illegal? yeah what else? Nerf gun regulations when kids start building gauss guns/hand held rail guns? Oh wait they already do... whats next FBI bans electromagnetism?
@@AckzaTV killed a fkn hilarious joke
@@AckzaTV - cool it, sonny.
Mathew C. I bet your dad works for the fbi that’s why you’re so offended... news flash the fbi isn’t necessary
*ATF Raided my home*
"Wow, this 50w laser just cuts right through their armor huh." (*Screams of the soulless ATF can be heared in the background*)
“woah look i assasinated a public official with my laser”
Lmao
That’s amazing
oh no, he's about to assasinate arche duke ferdinand
oh no, he has airpods in he can't hear us
"haha wow cool"
modifies them to run off my car battery, mounts to bumper. test run thru Protestorville...lol
“Now it won’t ignite my propane tank. But, it can pop balloons with ease.” -Styropyro 2019
..., standing less than one meter away from the propane tank
Propane, like gasoline, won't ignite from heat. Check out Myth Busters on gas tanks. If there is no oxygen, they won't even burn if a match is tossed in.
@@mikemondano3624 myth buster also debunk HHO and turns out you can run a car on HHO ruclips.net/video/vglRrAAeGnE/видео.html
Mlitary knows it we cant know it so they debunked it cause then no more oil and gas money cause turns out we dont need gas just water and baking soda lol
ruclips.net/video/uTOddz4x2M8/видео.html
hmmm the heck???? you can use salt water too.
requires no mechanical modification of engines just a unit to convert water in to a gas form with electrolysis plates. so yeah it can be made with a fuse 30 amps switch so it does not drain the car battery with direct connection and it has a kind of pulse pattern so yeah.
not sure I trust myth busters at all since some of the myths they "bust" seem to be flat out proven to work and they are the "dont try it cause we know it work we cant let you know" people
Then people say "water would rust the engine" nah if that were the case then they would be rusting already since on a humid day th engine sucks in water and Gas can have water in it as well and we never hear about rust in the engine but on the surface where oxygen is freely available and its too hot in the engine to keep the water inside and the salt does not go in to the engine its just a catalyst to conduct electricity to make the gas so that is not poured in to the engine.
I may make me one of them units closed cell HHO generator.
2 liters of water is equivalent to having like a full tank of gas like what??? can save a bunch of money with a generator and say screw you power company and have a water powered generator or something also added benefit it released more dense oxygen 30% that is more pure then the air outside.
Funny they know about this and yet tax us on climate change right? but if we all swapped to water no profit for big oil go to a local stream and get more water lol.
Also important to use one way check valves for gas safety to prevent flashback and people have also put in a copper mesh or extra measure and hook the intake to the air intake manifold near the air filter or direct to the engine.
Myth busters didnt add a catalyst like salt or baking soda so theirs didnt work as good lol
@@mikemondano3624 well most, if not all fires can't ignite without any oxygen...
Why are you constantly doing an impression of Macauley culkin in home alone, I love it 🤣🤣
I hold it as canon that the giant veins in your arms are actually fiber optic cables.
What if some of us are robots, but we don't even know it?
@@XSaintsofDoomX The only way to find out is to cut the body open and check the Fiber optic "veins"
Yeah... LASER CANON.
Seller: It's eye safe!
*Laser proceeds to burn the table*
Hey, it said eye safe, not table safe! XD In fact, it’s totally incapable of doing any eye damage, as long as it never ever touches someone’s eye XD
@@rofljohn23 6:16
Silence43 What about it? What happens when you look at the spot? Enough of the laser is reflected of the surface and reach/touch your eyes to do damage. The dumb joke still stands :)
You know that eyes, way back in the day, were made of literal rocks? :D (Cambrian Period type way back when)
...
So yeah, technically it's "eye safe", just not modern human eye safe. ;)
I engrave tile
*blowing out a candle like a normal person*
styropyro: *slaps candle*
Dash Matt got me dead 😂
*SMASHES MATCH ON TABLE*
That isn’t how you put out candles?
This bad boy can take 10 lazers
That's not how u blowout candles
Phosphormancy
It's your primary schooling of "magic" and I love every second of it.
My friend, I must ask you,
Would you explain what kind of Eye protection there is, what it's made of, and how it works?
I would also love to hear an elaboration on what you understand in terms of eye protection for glass blowers and welders.
We are all subjected to different kinds of light, and I think it would be wonderful if you taught us youtube goblins about these things.
Maybe I should just scroll through more of your videos, as you may have done this already,
Or maybe I just gave you a brand new idea for your channel.
I mean, you've explained the sword pretty well, but what about the shield?
Much love to you fellow Alchemist, keep thinkin.
~Maeix
Styropyro: ive spent 5years plus on laser safety
**proceeds to use a 5w laser to shave**
washing machine same
Dudes got steady hands tho. Should be a surgeon, actually whatever the one that does newborn brain shit.
*scrolls through the comment section*
“Oh wow, that's amazing.”
The Great Penguin Army I was just ab to comment that 🤣💀
The best comment lmao
Oh wow
me right now
I don’t get the oh wow that’s amazing joke
"this laser is way above the legal limit"
Proceeds to make it even more powerful
*ahem* legal limit for export my friend
Don’t break the law God put the law for a reason , God bless and Jesus loves you !
No, we’re not a theocracy
fuck you
@@yoboijerry5519 shut up
He enjoys the process, and Its great to watch
"The key to not getting third degree burns is not letting it touch the skin"
*Points at arm*
It didnt exactly touch the arm, just grazed it
If it's a joke then r/woooosh
*points at arm*
It didn’t touch my arm it destroyed my bone
@@izz-e-8685 stop
"These things go past the federal limit"
"I wonder what it'll do to a cashew"
Noah Hoos F’s in the chat for cashew
“The key to not getting third degree burns is not letting it touch your arm”
I’ll be damned if anyone tries to stop me from trimming my ball hair with lasers.
you need to take the risk for sciene
@@connertaggart8403 a sacrifice for taking.
@@connertaggart8403 A small price to pay for Laser Trimmed Balls
😂
This is exactly the kind of content the world needs
you deserve a position of professor in MIT. The amount of knowledge you have is amazing
This man makes doomsday devices as a hobby. Its the most amazing thing ever.
This guy should make a collaboration with Michael Reeves
styropryo: **makes highly illegal overpowered laser weapons**
The FBI: Interesting.
EDIT: For all those people who said that it isn’t illegal to make one, you are correct. But, it is illegal to sell one of this power, as he said in the video. The reason why is because unless given extreme permission, it is forbidden to sell high-powered laser technologies for safety reasons.
The use for a laser like this is pretty limited outside manufacturing and lab use.
@Kryštof Píštěk You missed the joke.
"weapons"
@Kryštof Píštěk note : styro is wrong it is legal granted... laserpointersafety.com/rules-general/rules-US-consumers/rules-US-consumers.html too long to explain
Insert iCarly F.B.I meme
Does literally anything:
"Ha-oh wow"
Hah wow that’s so cool, didn’t expect that
In the U.S., it is legal under federal law to own a laser of any power. But often people talk about “illegal laser pointers”. This is somewhat confusing shorthand meaning that the manufacturer or seller illegally called a laser above 5 milliwatts a “pointer”, or illegally promoted it for pointing purposes.
Starts burning his arm off
“Oh wow that’s amazing”
This is like advertising a hydrogen bomb as a firecracker.
Abcdefg great idea!!!
Bruh this is not a good analogy hbomb is way more powerful . would have said fireworks instead
puckry shut up nerd
puckry its a joke
@@puckry9686 r/woooosh
you talk exactly like the kid from home alone when he's explaining to the cashier "ma'am I'm 8 years old, do you think I'd be here alone"
Courtney Anderson RIGHT!? he literally sounds just like maculky culkin as a kid 😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO
I knew he sounded familiar!!!! Nice catch. B)
"I don't think so"
Best comment ever !
Your mods are a bit "Trigger's Broom", three new shafts, four new heads, but it's totally the same brush.
Great video.
Styropyro: I’ve learned so much about laser safety
**Uses laser on arm**
pretty much
bruh moment
Styropyro: *slices arm off* uh oh, looks like I've amped it up a little too high and created a light saber, tune in next week to see me create a robotic arm with the help of micheal revees, *waves bye with numb*
RUclipss Algorithm: You want to watch a dude play lasers.
Me: I guess. haha
Me: "oh wow, that's amazing"
"These things definitely arent toys"
*points at propane tank*
x Espinosa 🤣🤣
I’m fucking dying
x Espinosa yeah like wtf was the goal behind that
Well if it had blown up, that definitely would have been "amazing"
I really want one of those modified monsters! Keep doing what you do! You are great!