2020 World's most powerful CW handheld laser

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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    I built the world's most powerful handheld laser! The output power is over 100W, which is literally insane.
    Social media sillyness:
    shorts channel: / styropyroshorts
    tiktok: / styro_pyro
    patreon: / styropyro
    backup channel and b-side videos: / @drakeanthony1155
    discord: / discord
    I scored an engineering sample for a very powerful laser diode array recently and decided to jam it in a handheld housing. The extremely powerful laser diode array is rated for 95W of output power and is capable of more than that. At such extreme power in such a small package, this makes for what is likely the most powerful handheld laser in the world.
    The laser diode array was probably made for use in high efficiency laser driven light sources like hybrid DLP projectors, and in fact these kinds of sources are likely to become used more and more often in the future. In fact the 2014 Nobel prize in physics was given for the blue LED which directly led to the blue laser diode, and both of these are used in some of the most efficient white light sources ever made.
    That's not the only piece of Nobel Prize winning tech in this build though. In fact this project would not have been possible without the development of high energy density lithium batteries, which actually won the 2019 Nobel Prize in chemistry!
    For the build I used an old radar gun that my friend scored from a junkyard, and removed the internals other than switches. I ground down a big chunk of aluminum to use as a heatsink, and bolted down the laser array using indium foil. For the drivers I used linear regulators that happen to be fairly efficient due to the relatively high voltages involved. The stock switch would have likely been yeeted if I used it to switch on the powerful circuit, so I rewired it so that a big power MOSFET handles the bulk of the power switching.
    After building it, I tested it against several different materials and items, starting with common tricks used with handheld lasers (popping balloons, igniting cardboard, etc.) before moving up to some extreme demos like melting glass and cutting steel. The fact that a handheld laser can do this is unbelievable, and is only possible due to the groundbreaking research done by scientists and engineers over the years.
    Obviously a laser like this requires wearing high OD laser goggles at all times when using it, as it is a whopping 200 times over the threshold of the highest danger ratings for laser. That being said, you don't have to get into record breaking territory before you need to wear goggles when using lasers. Even cheap $2 laser pointers bought online are often extremely dangerous as they usually turn out much stronger than advertised!!
    The song during the heatsink montage is "Give" by Silent Partner

Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @dmsanct
    @dmsanct 4 года назад +2582

    this guy was voted class "most likely to turn into an evil villain"
    Also, buying lasers online is the only time in your life you get ripped off by getting something better than you expected

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 4 года назад +60

      Yeah, but he's more of a Hank Scorpio style, likeable supervillain.

    • @ED-yy4te
      @ED-yy4te 4 года назад +33

      He'll most likely turn into Tony Stark.

    • @kanarieV3
      @kanarieV3 4 года назад +5

      No wait he's right

    • @frankynakamoto2308
      @frankynakamoto2308 4 года назад +3

      Technically is not a laser, is a hologram created in a cylinder shape, laser is not holographic image, and neither lighting is electricity, is only holograms in the form of cylinders trying
      I repeat
      Trying to make it seem as if it was a laser, but is not, deceptive form of speech.

    • @grimoireh3471
      @grimoireh3471 4 года назад +17

      @@frumpycrust it's beyond our comprehension
      he is a celestial being
      a specimen above all

  • @Mott2
    @Mott2 4 года назад +21791

    *Points laser into the sky and slices a Boeing 747 in half*
    Styro: "Wow cuts right through it like butter!"

    • @Crypteddd
      @Crypteddd 4 года назад +550

      “WWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOWW”

    • @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603
      @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 4 года назад +424

      Oh that explains flight mh 17

    • @mug875
      @mug875 4 года назад +237

      *ahem* it’s Boeing 747-400, if your referring to that type, there is 747-200, 747-8, 747-SOFIA and the one that NASA made I forget what it’s called..... Sorry to bother >-

    • @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603
      @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 4 года назад +460

      @@mug875 *NERD*

    • @rexromani2415
      @rexromani2415 4 года назад +44

      My thought exactly

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 4 года назад +1841

    Imagine being a swat sent to take away his super weapons then suddenly you are blind and on fire

    • @francescocommisso5352
      @francescocommisso5352 4 года назад +220

      Blind and on fire. Goddamn that's terrifying

    • @ramosivan407
      @ramosivan407 4 года назад +44

      He could take over a state 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Alexander_Kale
      @Alexander_Kale 4 года назад +62

      Scary part about this? In a few years you won't have to imagine anymore, if technology continues to advance like this.

    • @esuil
      @esuil 4 года назад +41

      Usage of lasers in warfare or combat is prohibited by most war conventions, so using it as an civilian is sure way to suicide.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 4 года назад +5

      Only not.

  • @alphazuluz
    @alphazuluz 2 года назад +681

    It’s good to see that the laser community is so safety conscious. It reminds me of the gun community. The difference is that lasers seem so innocent. Everyone knows guns can kill you. I was lurking the laser forums a few years ago, planning to build a really powerful (maybe 1W I think) blue laser. Then I started to realize that it’s just not worth it. You have to wear glasses to be safe, which means you can’t really even see the beam, and if you did accidentally hit something reflective that shot the beam back into your eye, you would be blinded before you can blink. Scary stuff.

    • @kanecaston1828
      @kanecaston1828 2 года назад +15

      But at least you'd only be blinded in one eye

    • @fizzmoe9846
      @fizzmoe9846 2 года назад +42

      the gun community carries many dangerous ideas. Most notably the idea that one should be in the chamber when carrying or at home. saying you should have one in the chamcer so youre ready to wake up and immediately protect yourself is about as stupid as saying it would ever be safe to wake up and immediately take control of a semi truck going 70mph. you're gonna kill someone. you need to have time to think before you aim that thing anywhere, and the time to chamber is at least some

    • @punkfingerboards6283
      @punkfingerboards6283 2 года назад +47

      @@fizzmoe9846 Um....no on every "point".
      Liberalism and talking about guns should never mix.

    • @MangasColoradas941
      @MangasColoradas941 2 года назад

      @@fizzmoe9846 in your home is absolutely debatable, especially if you have kids, but you're an idiot if you don't think its practical to carry when out and about. the simple fact of the matter is that the broad majority of cases where you would NEED to draw your gun is in very close distances, and at such distances you might not be able to pull your gun out and chamber a round before your assailant either already fucked you up or caught wind of what your doing and either closes the distance or puts you out of business first. the reason i bring up distance, however, is mostly your point about "thinking where you're aiming" which is silly, you don't think; you act on your training, which is why most self defense advocates stress the importance of drilling yourself so that such actions become second nature. Likewise, at such short distances you don't need to carefully think and aim as if you were placing a long distance shot in a competition or something along those lines

    • @fizzmoe9846
      @fizzmoe9846 2 года назад +18

      @@MangasColoradas941 situational awareness beats everything else. seeing the situation unfold and getting the hell out is the best thing to do in most cases. Also, most people carrying guns don't have anywhere near a level of training with their firearm to be considered even competent. probably not even considered safe. Most people who carry a gun are putting themselves and others lives at risks by doing so. They should not have one in the chamber at a minimum

  • @biscuitsgaming5333
    @biscuitsgaming5333 4 года назад +488

    2020: World's most powerful CW handheld laser
    2025: Death Star
    2026: Hand held Death Star

    • @johnreaper4452
      @johnreaper4452 4 года назад +5

      2026 : particul Canon activated

    • @d.a9709
      @d.a9709 4 года назад +3

      2030: gamma radiation laser
      2033: hand held gamma radiation laser

    • @buttlessbandit6100
      @buttlessbandit6100 4 года назад +6

      @memelashoto 2040: i met god and was not impressed.

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 года назад +1

      memelashoto I killed the devil and was not satisfied

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 года назад +1

      memelashoto I killed Jesus and was not impressed

  • @electricenergy116
    @electricenergy116 4 года назад +3323

    His titles sound like clickbait *but they aren’t and that scares me*

    • @hd_narwalz6705
      @hd_narwalz6705 4 года назад +221

      Its even more scary that he clearly knows what hes doing with electronics

    • @epion660
      @epion660 4 года назад +106

      @@hd_narwalz6705 Kinda like electroboom. Seems like he'd be an idiot, but he's actually acting.

    • @wambanikev182
      @wambanikev182 4 года назад +13

      Skynet

    • @diamondbeater8121
      @diamondbeater8121 4 года назад +45

      "it's the year 2020 and I want to celebrate" that was both the last time that was said and the worst thing that could be said

    • @blueberry3d783
      @blueberry3d783 4 года назад +7

      Now i can't comment something about he not click bating scares me

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 4 года назад +7415

    This is so awesome! Can't wait for our collab ;)

  • @allegropianist6701
    @allegropianist6701 Год назад +303

    "It's 2020 and I want to celebrate" those words did not age well

    • @DGPlasmLIVE
      @DGPlasmLIVE Год назад +2

      Lmao...

    • @tacosniffer
      @tacosniffer Год назад +14

      This video was also uploaded on March 13...

    • @DGPlasmLIVE
      @DGPlasmLIVE Год назад +1

      @@tacosniffer 😂

    • @WalmartBrandClothingItems
      @WalmartBrandClothingItems Год назад +1

      this was before COVID too 🤣🤣

    • @colonelburton8451
      @colonelburton8451 Год назад +5

      Why? For those of us that didn't participate in the apocalyptic LARP, life pretty much went on as normal and we had a good laugh about the normies wearing face diapers

  • @totallynotbluu
    @totallynotbluu 4 года назад +652

    "there is no reason this should exist"
    Welcome to the internet.

    • @josebarria3233
      @josebarria3233 4 года назад +2

      I wonder what would be the rule 34 version of this..

    • @trexmidnite
      @trexmidnite 4 года назад

      The way this asshole talks is incredibly annoying..

    • @USS_ESSEX_CV-9
      @USS_ESSEX_CV-9 4 года назад

      @@trexmidnite who the RUclipsr or one of the two commenters

  • @mattg6834
    @mattg6834 4 года назад +775

    This guy is the king of “This video seems like its clickbait but its not” videos

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 года назад +4

      Matt G
      It *is* _pretty _*_crazy_* what this man can get up to, ngl.

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 года назад +2

      @memelashoto
      They _did_ shut him down for showing how to make weapons a few times though

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 года назад +3

      Ivory AS we don’t realize it but he could legit become a super villican create laser swords bullet proof suit like I swear I’m kinda scared.

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 года назад +2

      @@applesauce9718
      We could learn how to do it ourselves. The science seems like something we can all get with enough practice and experience.
      -I plan to do something like it myself someday-

    • @applesauce9718
      @applesauce9718 4 года назад +2

      Ivory AS your right th- what what

  • @jking4854
    @jking4854 4 года назад +1650

    His voice is so commercial, it's like
    "I'm styropyro, i made the most powerful hand held laser in the world, and you're watching disney channel".

    • @gregorallen6076
      @gregorallen6076 4 года назад +99

      Proceeds to burn Mickey Mouse into the camera lens with a laser

    • @devoblanco1337
      @devoblanco1337 4 года назад +14

      This is actually really flattering. Its a rare thing.

    • @tedweaver7205
      @tedweaver7205 4 года назад +6

      JKing I was thinking more Home alone Kevin type voice

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 года назад +11

      Oh snap I actually heard his voice in my head as I read this sentence. I can't unhear that. He really does have a Disney channel voice. 😂

    • @milmil5350
      @milmil5350 4 года назад +7

      @@tedweaver7205 he reminded me of Kevin from Home Alone as well. That's how I initially pictured him. 😁 Either way, he has a voice suitable for TV -- oddly enough for kid-friendly family television

  • @taking_wins97
    @taking_wins97 4 года назад +624

    Imagine breaking into this guys house and he pulls out a laser

    • @isaiahmiranda7609
      @isaiahmiranda7609 4 года назад +47

      Wrong RUclipsr, but...
      *_"Let me show you it's features...!"_*

    • @david4jet553
      @david4jet553 4 года назад +19

      @@isaiahmiranda7609 "laughs evily"

    • @twistedfoot6808
      @twistedfoot6808 4 года назад +9

      Dr Cure or he just says “this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends” the invader will run

    • @nathan.847
      @nathan.847 4 года назад

      @@isaiahmiranda7609 I cant tell which youtuber? Doug demuro?

    • @isaiahmiranda7609
      @isaiahmiranda7609 4 года назад +4

      @@nathan.847 JoergSprave

  • @cooperdavis9663
    @cooperdavis9663 4 года назад +676

    "Before we fire my new Death Star, I'd like to thank our sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends"

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 4 года назад +7

      WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @cheesyretz4583
      @cheesyretz4583 4 года назад +3

      Underated comment

    • @randomd2146
      @randomd2146 4 года назад +9

      This is a spoiler for the special video at December 2020

    • @Bruno_Noobador
      @Bruno_Noobador 4 года назад

      420 likes, nice

  • @windowsexecutive8242
    @windowsexecutive8242 4 года назад +609

    styropyro:*goes missing*
    Military:”Nothing to see here”

    • @crash-ew6hw
      @crash-ew6hw 4 года назад +13

      Military:*holds styropyro hostage*
      Media: um...whatcha got there?
      Military: a smoothie

    • @Silverdev2482
      @Silverdev2482 4 года назад +1

      no they would have him develop weapons

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 4 года назад +4

      @@Silverdev2482 thats what their saying

    • @Silverdev2482
      @Silverdev2482 4 года назад +3

      I r/wooooshed myself big oof

    • @itsmikoton
      @itsmikoton 4 года назад

      They got him

  • @JoePlaysYT67
    @JoePlaysYT67 3 месяца назад +1

    3:21 delivery man: sorry i'm lost.
    styro: look up and follow the beacon.
    delivery man: omg i see it im not lost anymore thanks!

  • @bsnr5464
    @bsnr5464 4 года назад +661

    burglar: ima rob him
    styro: hippity hoppity your eyes are my property

    • @soggyoldrat3408
      @soggyoldrat3408 4 года назад +8

      Макс нян кет his eyes gonna be liquid by the time Styro is done

    • @AlejoRuy
      @AlejoRuy 4 года назад

      Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t LMAO 😂

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 4 года назад +2

      Макс нян кет *Insert Plankton screaming “MY EYES”*

    • @Cammi_Rosalie
      @Cammi_Rosalie 4 года назад +2

      I think that laser would turn the burglars mushy, gelatinous orbs into a rapidly expanding, boiling mess of goo and gas.
      Burglar: Gimme all your...
      Styro: "Ah-ha! * pulls out laser and beams burglars eyes *
      Eyes: POPOP! Sizzle... *top half of head falls to floor with a wet splat.

    • @borkiboi2667
      @borkiboi2667 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @dreamybullx1
    @dreamybullx1 4 года назад +721

    Imagine someone robs him and he pulls that out

    • @megugu2155
      @megugu2155 4 года назад +37

      burglar wont realize he has ten small holes in his heart and he will never learn that a laser did it.
      also styropyro will also realize he screwed up because no laser goggles.

    • @nishitsoni3297
      @nishitsoni3297 4 года назад +20

      @@megugu2155 or he could keep his eyes closed and 360 no scope!

    • @Viole01
      @Viole01 4 года назад +15

      @@nishitsoni3297 killing everyone in the vicinity

    • @necrohero0
      @necrohero0 4 года назад +2

      Instant permablind

    • @saddah11
      @saddah11 4 года назад

      Blinding em

  • @mechanicrabbit7870
    @mechanicrabbit7870 4 года назад +371

    i like it how at one point in the video he goes from a magician to an alchemist

    • @eggrolltheillegal6201
      @eggrolltheillegal6201 4 года назад +10

      So did he level down or up?

    • @Jacob1Jacob2
      @Jacob1Jacob2 4 года назад +13

      @@eggrolltheillegal6201 no he switched classes but alchemist is more powerful

    • @SeaEmpire
      @SeaEmpire 4 года назад +5

      Yeah I was already in awe of the laser stuff and then he just whips a potion and sets it on fire wtf
      🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️

  • @NXHLVS
    @NXHLVS 10 месяцев назад +3

    The random little bits of comedy you interject - like your power tool destruction or the way you stomp out that paper bag - are what elevates your videos from good to great

  • @jasper7586
    @jasper7586 4 года назад +383

    Some kids in my engineering class were talking about this guy and I'm not disappointed. This guy is insane and I love it.

    • @esmemii584
      @esmemii584 4 года назад +2

      oh so you werent paying attention in class you sinner

    • @jasper7586
      @jasper7586 4 года назад

      @@esmemii584 We we’re talking about what models we were gonna build for our final project. Plus it was the end of class

    • @lukaposeidon8490
      @lukaposeidon8490 4 года назад +1

      @@jasper7586 It was a joke i believe lol.

    • @jasper7586
      @jasper7586 4 года назад +1

      @Tom next years school shootings are gonna be on a different level

    • @dimasarya8815
      @dimasarya8815 4 года назад

      @XxOVERLORDxX uhhhh

  • @MicaAvali
    @MicaAvali 11 месяцев назад +1

    Styro… saying “It’s the year 2020 and I want to celebrate” on Friday the 13th of March was not a good idea! 💀

  • @ssunii7891
    @ssunii7891 3 года назад +1124

    I actually can’t ever tell if this guy is either being Sarcastic or aggressively enthusiastic

  • @CrushOfSiel
    @CrushOfSiel 4 года назад +365

    Terminator: "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range"
    Styropyro: "nice choice"
    Terminator: "uzi 9 mm."
    Styropyro: "Hey pal just what you see."

    • @0sdm
      @0sdm 4 года назад +8

      Hahahha, exactly

    • @shelby3822
      @shelby3822 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 4 года назад +4

      Nice!

    • @HYBECTIVE
      @HYBECTIVE 4 года назад +4

      This is perfect! 😂

    • @SSJSHARPIE
      @SSJSHARPIE 4 года назад +4

      Gotta love the algorithm for putting that clip right before this one!

  • @real-em4el
    @real-em4el 4 года назад +567

    “The power density is already way higher than my laser bazooka” THE WHAT

    • @COBRAC0MMANDER
      @COBRAC0MMANDER 4 года назад +31

      @G.O.D 7 4years ago. imagine 4years from now. handheld laser that cuts a fcking car

    • @polydullmemes3497
      @polydullmemes3497 4 года назад +3

      @@COBRAC0MMANDER a whole planet you mean

  • @joey9385
    @joey9385 4 года назад +1536

    Let’s be honest... we all thought he was joking when he said “RAID SHADOW LEGENDS”

    • @TheDJHeadless
      @TheDJHeadless 4 года назад +79

      I was hoping.

    • @seldennev
      @seldennev 4 года назад +140

      Headless Dan I mean at this point everyone expects it and nobody cares so it just lets styropyro make a little more money for not much effort

    • @s130boi9
      @s130boi9 4 года назад +38

      I burst out laughing when the actual ad started

    • @gsears89
      @gsears89 4 года назад +16

      @@seldennev yeah, at least almost everyone knows by now and it's skippable.

    • @HelamanGile
      @HelamanGile 4 года назад +7

      He did it for us

  • @urmagistrate1285
    @urmagistrate1285 4 года назад +1166

    "so what can I even do with this thing?"
    *shoots commercial airliner out of the sky*

    • @gootz3182
      @gootz3182 4 года назад +8

      Underrated

    • @dacian2856
      @dacian2856 4 года назад +59

      Remotely detonates a nuclear bomb in korea

    • @cybert0r
      @cybert0r 4 года назад +25

      causes enormous solar flare

    • @Katzenkotze85
      @Katzenkotze85 4 года назад +5

      ...or set the moon on fire... ;)

    • @ambrosekillpack4841
      @ambrosekillpack4841 4 года назад +4

      It'd probably give the pilot a macula hole even from THAT distance.

  • @terrapin2240
    @terrapin2240 4 года назад +291

    Just imagine the lazers the military has or can build, when he can just scrape this together

    • @10HW
      @10HW 4 года назад +11

      I know! Engineers and scientists are certainly not improving on laser technology for youtube hobbyists :s

    • @mikelang4853
      @mikelang4853 4 года назад +19

      That Guy suddenly the “conspiracy theory “ about lasers starting the wildfires in California and Australia don’t seem so far fetched now do they?

    • @AlexSchladetsch
      @AlexSchladetsch 4 года назад +31

      @@mikelang4853 Nah it still sounds absolutely insane but you do you homie

    • @blyat4024
      @blyat4024 4 года назад +13

      I think people are overestimating how effective lasers would actually be in modern warfare.

    • @terrapin2240
      @terrapin2240 4 года назад +1

      @@blyat4024 true

  • @vinnystrobel1564
    @vinnystrobel1564 Год назад +6

    Bravo man. I'm so hooked on your vids. Between your experiments and your dry( genuis) sense of humor. I'm in. Good job dude

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 4 года назад +1010

    “Where are the bodies of those robbers?”
    *Gone, Reduced to atoms*

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 года назад +18

      Robbers realising what house they are in after they here someone wake up
      why do I hear boss music

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 года назад

      Alexander Baumgartner ?

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 4 года назад

      Alexander Baumgartner thanks I’ll fix it

    • @user_friendly_9388
      @user_friendly_9388 4 года назад +1

      You misspelled Raiders.

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 4 года назад

      PLRLS or portable longrange lightsaber

  • @arkchiller6126
    @arkchiller6126 4 года назад +248

    He sounds like one of those kids from those cheesy 90’s safety commercials

    • @brycehawes7990
      @brycehawes7990 4 года назад

      @Ryan Laffler or malcom from malcom in the middle

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 4 года назад

      Ha nice

    • @BigGleemRecords
      @BigGleemRecords 4 года назад +3

      I heard Kevin McAllister grew up and is now building Iron Man suits for the military 👀

    • @benmccullough3605
      @benmccullough3605 4 года назад

      But he's the one you need to stay safe from

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 4 года назад +2

      *He is like a mix of Marty McFly from Back to the Future, and Kevin from Home Alone, and the infomercial actors, and the Scout from Team Fortress 2, and Steve from Minecraft...*

  • @racinmasonb
    @racinmasonb 2 года назад +33

    Watching a true machinist work is fascinating 😍

    • @Nyitemare
      @Nyitemare 9 месяцев назад +1

      underrated comment 🤣

  • @VergilxUA
    @VergilxUA 4 года назад +879

    2020: World's most powerful CW handheld laser
    2070: Handheld Death Star

    • @ityaboi1454
      @ityaboi1454 4 года назад +10

      Anyone wanna play minecraft with me?

    • @ethanhiggins4887
      @ethanhiggins4887 4 года назад +4

      honestly ur not far off considering he demonstrated a laser that is 1000 times stronger and 4000 times more efficient than a laser from 20 years ago.

    • @Fit_soldier
      @Fit_soldier 4 года назад

      it ya boi sure dude

    • @saaimgussain
      @saaimgussain 4 года назад

      I want to play

    • @TheTruth-lc2ku
      @TheTruth-lc2ku 4 года назад

      you had me dying on the floor while i read this XDD

  • @patrickbrown33
    @patrickbrown33 4 года назад +674

    I imagine his neighbors live in constant fear.

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 4 года назад +40

      Having a nice cereal breakfast and a laser beam breaks through their walls and into his brain, instant death

    • @bluebleach8902
      @bluebleach8902 4 года назад +44

      Having a nice coffee and you see your neighbour create the fucking sun in garage

    • @TheConjurersTower
      @TheConjurersTower 4 года назад +7

      I'd probably tinfoil the outside of every window facing his house tbh...

    • @garychap8384
      @garychap8384 4 года назад +6

      If, by neighbours, you mean Canada ..... yes..... yes they do : )

    • @TN-ci4ox
      @TN-ci4ox 4 года назад +10

      Blue Bleach we annoyed him and he threw the fucking sun at us

  • @Abi-2790
    @Abi-2790 4 года назад +1396

    >He makes powerful lasers
    >He has a cat
    Me: **concern**

    • @BeHappyTo
      @BeHappyTo 4 года назад +83

      his cat wears welding goggles

    • @sa1936
      @sa1936 4 года назад +43

      Don’t fuck with laser cats

    • @polynumerous7403
      @polynumerous7403 4 года назад +6

      Dr pyro

    • @MolecularMindz
      @MolecularMindz 4 года назад +14

      We have Chinese food

    • @falleneldor
      @falleneldor 4 года назад +3

      @@sa1936 I had almost completely forgotten how awesome laser cats was. The last time SNL was funny.

  • @verypatrioticguy
    @verypatrioticguy Год назад +3

    “This is going to look ridiculous at full power!” We thought that would be his last words, but the legend is still here.

  • @mario_nate
    @mario_nate 4 года назад +770

    Someone: *breaks into his house*
    This man: *”ALLOW ME TO MELT YOUR EYEBALLS”*

    • @joule8878
      @joule8878 4 года назад +2

      UI shaggy

    • @CALISUPERSPORT
      @CALISUPERSPORT 4 года назад +17

      Also styro: Now I'll laser engrave my name on your ass cheeks

    • @kommandantvalentine6272
      @kommandantvalentine6272 4 года назад +11

      His gonna snipe the ISS with his next project 😂

    • @nt7594
      @nt7594 4 года назад

      TARDIS VON ROUVEN ......??.?

    • @gingerlyshrimp8480
      @gingerlyshrimp8480 4 года назад

      @@tardisvonrouven1378 pla go back to reddit

  • @setblink6200
    @setblink6200 4 года назад +971

    Styropyro:World's most powerful CW handheld laser
    Me: What did it cost?
    Styropyro: Raid shadow legends

    • @necronomicon1472
      @necronomicon1472 4 года назад +7

      Everything!

    • @necronomicon1472
      @necronomicon1472 4 года назад +5

      @VËÑĮ VÎDĪ VÌÇÍ No, it cost him everything.
      ruclips.net/video/ehcp_lI5CAc/видео.html

    • @callummclaine9160
      @callummclaine9160 4 года назад

      I thought it was joke at first. But I’m happy that he’s gonna get some revenue at last. (Not that I know how well he’s doing, but knowing the state of RUclips 🤔🤔)

    • @thehumblehermit6186
      @thehumblehermit6186 4 года назад

      Why..WHYYY

    • @hongodongo9053
      @hongodongo9053 4 года назад +1

      @ΔΠDRΣШ LΔSTΠΔMΣ Keep the dignity, this guy's got a deathray

  • @Prinkey
    @Prinkey Год назад +2

    If a man can do this in his garage with parts from eBay and junkyards, can you imagine what the government actually has in its arsenal?🤣

  • @Snazie
    @Snazie 4 года назад +320

    2020: most powerful handheld laser
    2040: man made Death Star

    • @landonmartinez2596
      @landonmartinez2596 4 года назад +4

      3000: hand held death star

    • @gvardiecky9507
      @gvardiecky9507 4 года назад +4

      3250: man just delete a planet !

    • @Snazie
      @Snazie 4 года назад +2

      @@gvardiecky9507 we can't even borrow God's command block without getting banned

    • @palpatine_killer4605
      @palpatine_killer4605 4 года назад +2

      3500: Universe collapser prototype

    • @philhurslit7601
      @philhurslit7601 4 года назад

      @@palpatine_killer4605 'handheld' universe collapser prototype

  • @ryanbui2046
    @ryanbui2046 4 года назад +200

    Imagine mugging this guy in an alley and you instantly get vaporized without a trace.

    • @krazykarl9101
      @krazykarl9101 4 года назад +6

      *Fallout feelings intensifies

    • @truewhissan
      @truewhissan 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like an average Wednesday in Fallout 4.

    • @mariammahrus
      @mariammahrus 4 года назад +4

      Haha just like my dad 10 yrs ago.

    • @dhanlouiedoria2955
      @dhanlouiedoria2955 4 года назад +1

      Let's mug em - ruclips.net/video/n0Kz8gQxzGE/видео.html

  • @shivamnaik8166
    @shivamnaik8166 4 года назад +617

    He sounds as if Kevin from Home Alone was narrating himself making his traps.

    • @AT330e
      @AT330e 4 года назад +10

      I thinks it’s just autism

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 4 года назад +3

      Jamal O’Reilly definitely. I have autism and i am exactly like this

    • @Joe-un6xz
      @Joe-un6xz 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @soltrice
      @soltrice 4 года назад +1

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 damn, didnt know that

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 4 года назад

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 me too

  • @arronpavitt7062
    @arronpavitt7062 Год назад +12

    Amazing. I think it's my favourite thing you've built. Thank you for the content

  • @pottby
    @pottby 4 года назад +890

    alternate title: man flexes his literal death ray for 20 minutes

    • @variouspeople6196
      @variouspeople6196 4 года назад +6

      Eh include the sponser

    • @sleepygyro1074
      @sleepygyro1074 4 года назад +8

      Pucci? Funny seeing you here

    • @BillyBobbu
      @BillyBobbu 4 года назад +8

      Alternate title: Man blinds entire town by shining a laser

    • @sheltonstudiossf
      @sheltonstudiossf 4 года назад

      lol

    • @saky29
      @saky29 4 года назад +3

      Near Florida man lights block on fire. More at 19:00 p.m.

  • @Bmx2live2008
    @Bmx2live2008 4 года назад +734

    He's one bad day away from becoming a supervillain, someone make sure he gets what he wants

    • @alexandredesouza3692
      @alexandredesouza3692 4 года назад +29

      What creeps me out about this guy is that he keeps using the same family-friendly, monetizable youtuber tone of voice as he creates and tests out an incredibly dangerous weapon. He knows what he's doing, that voice is a cover.
      All of that can be summed up here: 13:06-13:30.

    • @soccerflea4563
      @soccerflea4563 4 года назад +15

      Alexandre de Souza yeah if someone pisses him off he could single handedly start and win WW3

    • @alexandredesouza3692
      @alexandredesouza3692 4 года назад +5

      @@soccerflea4563 LMFAO
      I imagined a hostage situation.

    • @soccerflea4563
      @soccerflea4563 4 года назад +2

      Alexandre de Souza that too

    • @baguette745
      @baguette745 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

  • @BrookD.Artist
    @BrookD.Artist 4 года назад +434

    He talks like he lives in the 90's and I love it.

    • @devinenova9075
      @devinenova9075 4 года назад +17

      No blackpink or anime influences, just pure star wars

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 4 года назад +7

      I was just going to comment the same lmao He sounds exactly like how i remember the 90s.

    • @ulyssesmullins3181
      @ulyssesmullins3181 4 года назад +3

      Bill Nyes son lol

    • @TheGQstyle
      @TheGQstyle 4 года назад +4

      Underrated comment. This is hilarious and wildly accurate 😂💯

    • @RonaldRaiden
      @RonaldRaiden 4 года назад +1

      I feel like it's a video from Nickelodeon but for adults who grew up watching Nickelodeon because it's dangerous lasers and stuff

  • @daviddv123
    @daviddv123 2 года назад +1

    3:23
    styropyro made the achivment: Bring home the Beacon

  • @olliedennison8650
    @olliedennison8650 4 года назад +221

    2020 Styro: makes 100 watt laser
    2030 Styro: Hey guys I made a fully working turbolaser turret from Star Wars

    • @RoastHardy
      @RoastHardy 4 года назад

      So true

    • @uberau9653
      @uberau9653 4 года назад +3

      *but I also thought that blowing a couple planets is not that much actually, so I implified the power of it just a little bit

  • @asdasdasdasddcz
    @asdasdasdasddcz 3 года назад +3114

    This man is one lab accident away from being a super villain
    .

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus 3 года назад +58

      Well usually the super villains are overlooked before being super villains

    • @yuvarajsinha3491
      @yuvarajsinha3491 3 года назад +29

      He can be A super hero instead

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 3 года назад +10

      Hey. I understood that reference!

    • @Sambulemme
      @Sambulemme 3 года назад +16

      He's literally Syndrome from "The Incredibles"

    • @asdasdasdasddcz
      @asdasdasdasddcz 3 года назад +4

      @@matthewwriter9539 Big Bang theory?

  • @Rais-Codex
    @Rais-Codex 4 года назад +1896

    Alternate title: Raid shadow legends sponsors a potentially lethal weapon.

    • @enamelbucket2081
      @enamelbucket2081 4 года назад +15

      that fits

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 4 года назад +37

      All lethal weapons are potentially lethal.
      It's a lethal toy though. Other than powering things from far away this thing's useless.

    • @andrewhansen7690
      @andrewhansen7690 4 года назад +23

      @@MrWhangdoodles Useless? Ha. Fun is the best use of objects. That and fire

    • @t-rexgamer1018
      @t-rexgamer1018 4 года назад +7

      Lethal. just looking at it with the naked eye makes you go blind

    • @memesarekeem
      @memesarekeem 4 года назад +1

      @@t-rexgamer1018 Looking at any light too long makes you blind.

  • @MatthewCampuzano-h1l
    @MatthewCampuzano-h1l 8 дней назад

    Bro, you're one scientist with your 1.Sign burning down away from from becoming a superfilling

  • @binkosmith4807
    @binkosmith4807 4 года назад +468

    2011: pops balloons with handheld Lazer
    2020: cuts metal with handheld Lazer
    2030: cuts earth in half with handheld Lazer

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 4 года назад +8

      Us military actually has lasers powerful enough to start fires from a few miles high. Dew's. Citizens of california reported seeing these lasers igniting Fields. these reports were written off as lies, Photoshop and other innocuous excuses. They exist, and are very real.

    • @dumb_nauka
      @dumb_nauka 4 года назад

      If you like it, you need to see my lasergun, based on 30w CO2 tube.

    • @dwindeyer
      @dwindeyer 4 года назад +4

      @GamingSpace GS Cereal contains synthetic mind control chemicals

    • @ethanhunt8574
      @ethanhunt8574 4 года назад +3

      @@djstatyk1540 wear your tin foil hat

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 4 года назад

      @@djstatyk1540 DEW is supposed to be all capitalized. It's an acronym for Directed Energy Weapon.

  • @Clarity23e
    @Clarity23e 4 года назад +542

    His parent in the middle of the night waking up to light is that the sun? Oh no its just our son creating the infinity stones

  • @pooker5051
    @pooker5051 4 года назад +303

    "This thing can easily cause fires"
    Shows him shining it in a forest on the thumbnail

    • @Gay_Priest
      @Gay_Priest 4 года назад +3

      Pooker Plays that image shows up later in the video when he’s talking about other people that have built pulse lasers much stronger than this

    • @anonlilly1699
      @anonlilly1699 4 года назад

      They exist . And are being used . Wakeup

    • @Gay_Priest
      @Gay_Priest 4 года назад

      ANON Lilly he never said they didn’t exist, just that he thought it was him in the thumbnail

    • @zelogn2429
      @zelogn2429 4 года назад

      I think he caused the New Zealand fire

    • @relaity1496
      @relaity1496 4 года назад

      Team trees: I'm about to end this whole man's career
      .

  • @JoesMama-ci3yl
    @JoesMama-ci3yl 3 месяца назад

    Bro really said “Come-in-my-mama” and fired the “comeinmymama” wave.

  • @HYBECTIVE
    @HYBECTIVE 4 года назад +2701

    Him: “this is sponsored by raid shado...”
    Me: >>>10 >>>10 >>>10

    • @jamesmnguyen
      @jamesmnguyen 4 года назад +237

      I use skip 5 seconds, the superior skip interval.

    • @samuelconnolly4549
      @samuelconnolly4549 4 года назад +22

      James Nguyen fax

    • @norcalfishing5112
      @norcalfishing5112 4 года назад +42

      James Nguyen love it or hate it, james nguyen is spittin straight fax

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 4 года назад +11

      @@jamesmnguyen He is referring to the phone version I think.

    • @ToastedTopHat
      @ToastedTopHat 4 года назад +3

      rrsgt007 you can still change that

  • @slaytorr.
    @slaytorr. 4 года назад +167

    This man is explaining physics with a screwdriver shoved in a wall socket... I love this channel.

    • @diegopugaquintanilla4344
      @diegopugaquintanilla4344 4 года назад +9

      Its _fine_ , he has a reason to have a screwdriver in the power outlet

    • @onepangaean3018
      @onepangaean3018 4 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @slaytorr.
      @slaytorr. 4 года назад +3

      @@onepangaean3018 0:01 lol

    • @onepangaean3018
      @onepangaean3018 4 года назад +1

      @@slaytorr. shit I didn't see that first time wow

    • @burst1u
      @burst1u 4 года назад +2

      He has it in the ground pin, to ground something out, perfectly safe.

  • @andrewpiltenko9432
    @andrewpiltenko9432 4 года назад +144

    13:23 "Huh, i love lighting stuff on fire"
    Yeah, we noticed

    • @InSammity
      @InSammity 4 года назад +2

      Me on my way out of a building

    • @kikitapika9565
      @kikitapika9565 4 года назад

      I mean his name is literally stiriPYRO
      so yeah see you later in just gonna hide in my bed all day

  • @WerewolfMaster
    @WerewolfMaster 6 месяцев назад +1

    Man, those LATE Nobel prizes. Lucky is anyone alive who contributed in making these inventions. One guy is almost 100 years old

  • @giuseppe6176
    @giuseppe6176 4 года назад +153

    He's like a surfer bro but instead for light waves

  • @VioletValk
    @VioletValk 4 года назад +1058

    Styro: **lights house on fire**
    Also Styro: “Oh man, wow! Look at that! Oh, and there goes my life savings. Wow! That’s so cool!”

  • @tinkerstamp7161
    @tinkerstamp7161 4 года назад +718

    He's like Micheal Reeves but without the crack and tasers.

    • @skywalkx5161
      @skywalkx5161 4 года назад +5

      True though

    • @loidsemus6783
      @loidsemus6783 4 года назад +38

      I dunno, I think there’s a fair amount of crack in play here

    • @asnek2527
      @asnek2527 4 года назад +32

      Family friendly michael

    • @batuhanozturk9829
      @batuhanozturk9829 4 года назад +10

      @@loidsemus6783 there is crack but not in an overdosis like michael

    • @decampsdissidentdotardpres6909
      @decampsdissidentdotardpres6909 4 года назад +2

      @@asnek2527 oh I don't know if it means every family i hope me

  • @zapzap562
    @zapzap562 11 месяцев назад +2

    Who else is here because Israel is utilizing a 100W laser for short-range defense against missiles?? This guy made a 100W laser at home! Insane

  • @luisguzman2570
    @luisguzman2570 4 года назад +348

    The way he talks reminds me of a 90's cartoon protagonist giving a psa

    • @hjjones123321
      @hjjones123321 4 года назад +2

      Sonic says

    • @georgemen
      @georgemen 4 года назад +12

      I was just thinking about this and was looking for a comment that points out the same thing. It's gives me an uncanny feeling, like he's straight out of a Disney movie, the way he motions, talks and moves his eyes/mouth while doing that.

    • @andrewg1493
      @andrewg1493 4 года назад +2

      I was going to say Kevin McAllister from home alone

    • @ILeMaHPiX
      @ILeMaHPiX 4 года назад +1

      He Sounds Like the Protagonist of fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (Anime)

    • @luisguzman2570
      @luisguzman2570 4 года назад +1

      @@ILeMaHPiX yeah he sounds like he voiced the (manga)

  • @Woe_YT
    @Woe_YT 4 года назад +498

    "we think of our electronics as getting smaller and more powerful"
    Pans across phones getting progressively bigger.
    *Nice*

  • @jimskywaker4345
    @jimskywaker4345 4 года назад +222

    plot twist when he says don't try this a home he is talking about raid

  • @jordanwillrog
    @jordanwillrog 2 года назад +1

    This guy can take on any army in the world

  • @SophiaAwespire
    @SophiaAwespire 4 года назад +2286

    Its like Tony Stark with Peter Parker’s voice

    • @DarkLight-sz1vp
      @DarkLight-sz1vp 4 года назад +32

      He sounds nothing like peter Parker. At least not the real one, I don’t watch any of the shitty new Spider-Man movies.

    • @dopkhkl6149
      @dopkhkl6149 4 года назад +87

      and appereance as scout from tf2

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 года назад +7

      He sounds more like John Egbert.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 4 года назад +23

      Or just Peter Parker

    • @joshuahighfield37
      @joshuahighfield37 4 года назад +9

      More like the home alone kid

  • @sonicjon9993
    @sonicjon9993 4 года назад +458

    Styro: "I wonder if it can cut through steel wool!"
    Me: "You just melted glass, what do you think!"

  • @oliverkey1435
    @oliverkey1435 2 года назад

    That “hunk of aluminium” knows the true meaning of hell.

  • @RickSanchez-qq2my
    @RickSanchez-qq2my 4 года назад +308

    2021 styropro: "hey, guys I made and launched my own solar DEW(direct energy weapon)"
    2030 styropyro: "check out my brand new death star, this thing can decimate entire planets and blow your retinas out, don't forget laser safety haha"

    • @pagdown08sucker7ful
      @pagdown08sucker7ful 4 года назад +1

      He basically made a little mini Death Star just get a Lego version of Alderaan and then point that laser at it

  • @jamiemarvin2597
    @jamiemarvin2597 4 года назад +673

    He hasn’t uploaded in a while so that can mean only 2 things
    1) he has something HUGE coming
    2) he’s been abducted by the government

  • @meable3763
    @meable3763 4 года назад +355

    One day this guy's gonna slice the sun in half and say "i think I can do better"

    • @xandergutter7296
      @xandergutter7296 4 года назад +2

      You Right

    • @holysmokes4493
      @holysmokes4493 4 года назад +2

      Is that actually possible? Asking for a friend.

    • @JAGuy
      @JAGuy 4 года назад +2

      @@holysmokes4493 I don't think so even if it's the sun would explode immediately after that and we would all die

    • @AllNightGamerYT
      @AllNightGamerYT 4 года назад +1

      @@JAGuy the ultimate laser

    • @admiralhajaan7547
      @admiralhajaan7547 4 года назад

      Lasers, phasers, stysers?

  • @martianchill6631
    @martianchill6631 Год назад

    3d printers check,laser guns check,jetpacks and hoverboards check,laders and gentlemen i think we're in the future

  • @Blamzite
    @Blamzite 4 года назад +172

    The day his glasses aren't rated high enough is gonna be a bad day

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin 4 года назад +5

      im pretty sure those glasses can really only take the indirect light from the spot. A direct hit would punch through those goggles.

    • @nicolaswinter4095
      @nicolaswinter4095 4 года назад +1

      In some of his videos he shoots glasses with em and they would destroy your eyes ether way.

  • @wolfiecascade9589
    @wolfiecascade9589 4 года назад +463

    2040:
    "So today I'm overclocking the Death star's laser since it's obviously underwhelming, oh wow I ripped a hole in space and time!"

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 4 года назад +35

      Kinda cool but it won't keep me entertained for too long. Let's try an add some more power

    • @kingmeme1st95
      @kingmeme1st95 4 года назад +15

      Oh cool I just blew up a whole galaxy now that’s some power

    • @misteryokel3853
      @misteryokel3853 4 года назад +2

      Sir Boring Name but the new 2.0 laser is boring, I’m thinking we should add some more power to it

    • @misteryokel3853
      @misteryokel3853 4 года назад +4

      I’ve invented the 3.0 laser and oh wow wait why is the universe imploding in on itself

    • @michaelhilgendorf1013
      @michaelhilgendorf1013 4 года назад +2

      Heh let’s try some more

  • @_softi
    @_softi 3 дня назад

    Idea: bring this thing into war
    Close-range: skin the texture of buttered toast
    Medium range: blinded AND on fire
    Long range: blinded and on fire in the near future

  • @nignognas
    @nignognas 4 года назад +736

    Imagine tryna break into this guy's home and he just blinds your ass on accident.

    • @hr-g4640
      @hr-g4640 4 года назад +21

      This laser could do far more than that, it pierce straight through metal

    • @nignognas
      @nignognas 4 года назад +17

      @@hr-g4640 I'm not saying he'd zap the intruder, but as he would working on a new laser the spot on the wall would blind somebody.

    • @hr-g4640
      @hr-g4640 4 года назад +1

      @@nignognas oh, yeah you are right, my bad

    • @kingryall
      @kingryall 4 года назад +2

      your pfp the guy breaking in

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 4 года назад +1

      then he just whips out this fucking thing and vaporizes you

  • @thegreasegorilla
    @thegreasegorilla 4 года назад +294

    If he goes missing one day.,,, we will just assume he’s gone back to his home planet...

    • @werner.x
      @werner.x 4 года назад +11

      No. We will assume, the alphabet boys had visited him.

    • @samuelbishop9553
      @samuelbishop9553 4 года назад +6

      You picked up on the stiff-faced skin suit too, huh?

    • @sallyviolet13
      @sallyviolet13 4 года назад +2

      Involuntarily recruited

    • @sallyviolet13
      @sallyviolet13 4 года назад

      @@samuelbishop9553 that explains why he looks so young! Dude looks like a teenager!

    • @seankoenigs21
      @seankoenigs21 4 года назад +1

      Gorilla Productions if this was insta I would tag top comment God

  • @J0hnB09
    @J0hnB09 4 года назад +1231

    Murder: breaks into StyroPyro’s house with a knife.
    StyroPyro: you brought a knife to a laser fight.

    • @josephwillis1581
      @josephwillis1581 4 года назад +37

      Like trying to rob Tony Stark 😂

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 года назад +24

      Jeseph Willis maybe he will become real life tony stark with a different origin story?

    • @jassemaltsalimalt4483
      @jassemaltsalimalt4483 4 года назад +14

      @@J0hnB09 this man is bored. He became a hero and then accidentally destroyed the Andromeda

    • @castlebadergaming5796
      @castlebadergaming5796 4 года назад +3

      @@J0hnB09 that is the hack Smith they made a iron man suit a captain America shield and stornreaker and the hammer

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 года назад +6

      Murderer: *uses knife to reflect laser*

  • @iamnotcreative877
    @iamnotcreative877 Год назад +4

    "I'm going to use the most cutting edge tech"
    Uses a speedometer from the 80's

  • @ShittyShart
    @ShittyShart 4 года назад +8000

    Ok, so, this dude has never click baited us.
    6.9K Likes. Nice.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 4 года назад +156

      Starting to look like that.

    • @dunkindoughnut167
      @dunkindoughnut167 4 года назад +163

      So this is what Professor Farnsworth looked like when he was young....

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 4 года назад +22

      hello fellow member of geobamatry

    • @shcadeyt6722
      @shcadeyt6722 4 года назад +50

      Expect For That “1 Million Volt” Tesla coil but still, this man is at fricken NASA engineer lvl and rarely clickbaits us

    • @user-be4yc2vr5c
      @user-be4yc2vr5c 4 года назад +16

      Should see his discord server is a toxic cess pool

  • @nekomair8784
    @nekomair8784 4 года назад +1378

    Society: “You can’t be successful by just sitting in your house all day.”
    One psychopath in his garage:
    “Hold my laser diode.”

    • @isaiahramirez8476
      @isaiahramirez8476 4 года назад +15

      Nekomair one laser pointy boi

    • @RossAlexFlips
      @RossAlexFlips 4 года назад +6

      Psychopath?

    • @TheMarcQ
      @TheMarcQ 4 года назад +15

      And my RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @supernova4378
      @supernova4378 4 года назад +7

      Imagine a crossover event with Michael reeves

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 4 года назад

      @@Dams936 Subtle. However would they catch him?

  • @TheLordcruiser
    @TheLordcruiser 3 года назад +1415

    Don't piss this guy off, he's one step away from becoming a super vilain 😂😂😂

    • @seaninlondon4424
      @seaninlondon4424 3 года назад +26

      Hes got a shark to attach the laser beam to

    • @dr.coomer789
      @dr.coomer789 3 года назад +31

      Lets hope he doesn't get rejected by his crush

    • @AndyplaysToday
      @AndyplaysToday 3 года назад +10

      He's gonna make a light saber soon enough

    • @ashtonculp2952
      @ashtonculp2952 3 года назад +5

      If he does what will it sound like

    • @tristen1017
      @tristen1017 3 года назад +18

      Lets hope he doesnt fail art school

  • @Goobis_og
    @Goobis_og 3 года назад +2025

    Every time i watch this guy hes sounds so terrifyingly innocent then i realize what im looking at is a pyromaniac child that exerts more raw power than the things he creates

  • @drfit3719
    @drfit3719 Год назад +1

    Now put this on a drone and make 500 of them and point them all at one spot. You have a flying deathray

  • @jaydenhogan507
    @jaydenhogan507 4 года назад +895

    No one gunna talk about the fact this dude has a cat thats 23 years old....

    • @BadJuju8862
      @BadJuju8862 4 года назад +31

      Was looking for this comment lmao

    • @iplayksplol9974
      @iplayksplol9974 4 года назад +23

      Its Just puddington

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 4 года назад +52

      Oldest cat I've seen in real life was 27, but I can't be sure... Her owner was a bit senile.

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 4 года назад +2

      BoOm BaLlOoN yeah

    • @camden4962
      @camden4962 4 года назад +36

      He probably added like cyborg implants lol

  • @ColdArtsy
    @ColdArtsy 4 года назад +171

    14:41 “I can’t do that with this laser”
    THIS laser...keep that in mind

    • @cryothought812
      @cryothought812 4 года назад +16

      Next video he's gonna show us a government laser he stole from area 51

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 4 года назад +3

      Reading into things a bit too much there bud. Take the tin hat off and skip caffeine for a few weeks.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 года назад +1

      @@AimForTheBushes908 _Yeah, IKR!!, f'in dweebs.......Reality is, Drake is sitting in a lounge chair in the Woods with his "IR Cannon", picking off Elon's Starlink Satellites right after they're deployed and laughing his azz off in "Annoying Orange" 0.o_

  • @jonathanbruhn6211
    @jonathanbruhn6211 4 года назад +676

    US military: builds worlds most powerful handheld laser in secret.
    Styropyro: hold my Blue laser diode array rated for 95 watts of output power

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan 4 года назад +40

      But the military one costs $3 billion

    • @eddw123
      @eddw123 4 года назад +10

      @@BnORailFan what a rip-off for the country 🤣

    • @11ungureanu
      @11ungureanu 4 года назад +2

      Never laughed so hard in mylife

    • @11ungureanu
      @11ungureanu 4 года назад +3

      Laughs in nerd

    • @weasle2904
      @weasle2904 4 года назад +2

      @@eddw123 was a joke, but ok

  • @Josuavl387
    @Josuavl387 2 года назад +1

    *"styropyro has gained the advancement Bring Home The Beacon"*

  • @samgarcia3329
    @samgarcia3329 4 года назад +499

    Nobody:
    Styropyro: I'm going to make an illegal military grade laser in my garage

  • @rawnuhld
    @rawnuhld 4 года назад +408

    So no one's gonna talk about how his cat is 23 years old

    • @nilsalexanderivers2301
      @nilsalexanderivers2301 4 года назад +14

      Thats crazy

    • @waynewright8189
      @waynewright8189 4 года назад +35

      Ronald Mata extremely rare. Just have to treat those selfish assholes like kings

    • @majsterman7148
      @majsterman7148 4 года назад +11

      I know right? I was like 'This fckin cat is older than me'. Absolutely crazy.

    • @microbuilder
      @microbuilder 4 года назад +5

      I was 5 years old when my cat was born, I was 27 by the time she passed.

    • @rojiii69420
      @rojiii69420 4 года назад +4

      @@microbuilder my cat was born in 2002 and she died last year. RIP Meatball😢

  • @erinkarp6317
    @erinkarp6317 4 года назад +562

    "There is no safe reason for this to exist"
    And *that*, that is why we are here

    • @mrboredom5536
      @mrboredom5536 4 года назад +8

      If it’s safe it’s not as fun

    • @diamondbeater8121
      @diamondbeater8121 4 года назад +1

      Definitely not because he said the only current that passes through the watt amplifier once it gets away from each other is corona

    • @null_ify
      @null_ify 4 года назад +1

      that feeling when the words you meant to bold weren't bolded

  • @seithlovelace1482
    @seithlovelace1482 Год назад

    "Phase plasma rifle with 100 Watt range..." "Only what you see, buddy."

  • @camilla3801
    @camilla3801 4 года назад +686

    “That is already WAY stronger than my laser bazooka”

    • @thekittyshow487
      @thekittyshow487 4 года назад +28

      "Your, what?"

    • @platygetzkillz627
      @platygetzkillz627 4 года назад +12

      imagine if he gets 5 more of these lasers and makes a new bazooka

    • @fabianchelba1831
      @fabianchelba1831 4 года назад +2

      RPL?

    • @platygetzkillz627
      @platygetzkillz627 4 года назад +5

      @@fabianchelba1831 technically it's not an rpl, seeing as it's not rocket propelled. OLDR
      (over-clocked lazor death ray) works better

    • @catalinnicolaevici2061
      @catalinnicolaevici2061 4 года назад +2

      Dose it matter what kinda projector lens you use? i was thinking of using a timing light for mine and just run two wires out the bottom to a side pack for the batterys that way i don't have this brick in my hand lol and what kinda projector was that lens off of if you don't mind me asking if my timing light lens dont work

  • @carla.n.5078
    @carla.n.5078 2 года назад +1

    Never, never become a villain, the carnage you can do.

  • @NasalSpray-tf7ft
    @NasalSpray-tf7ft 4 года назад +313

    The government: laser weaponry is not possible
    Styropyro: *this laser will melt your eyes, literally!*

    • @tf2scoutpunch175
      @tf2scoutpunch175 4 года назад +9

      The navy literally just made a laser that can blow up aircraft? Wdym?

    • @MrDrakePrice
      @MrDrakePrice 4 года назад +6

      @@tf2scoutpunch175 I think he means a handheld laser

    • @angrymonkey9925
      @angrymonkey9925 4 года назад +16

      The use of blinding lasers in warfare is outlawed by the geneva convention, but somehow "death rays" aren't

    • @xplsov
      @xplsov 4 года назад +11

      Angrymonkey it’s cause killing enemy combatants is a requirement for a soldiers job, but permanently disfiguring them isn’t. In some countries you wouldn’t even be legally allowed to use something like a laser targeting system unless you were explicitly planning on killing everyone you light up with the lasers

    • @NasalSpray-tf7ft
      @NasalSpray-tf7ft 4 года назад +1

      @@MrDrakePrice correct

  • @mavypde
    @mavypde 4 года назад +526

    RUclipsr: Does something potentially life threatening for entertainment
    *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS:* howdy 🤠

    • @tardigradehex483
      @tardigradehex483 4 года назад

      Mini it’s fucking everywhere lol

    • @SeaEmpire
      @SeaEmpire 4 года назад +6

      Yeah that game looks trash but I respect the sponsor confidence a lot 😂

    • @timgoodliffe
      @timgoodliffe 4 года назад +1

      screw raid shadow legends im sick of it

    • @MrPikachuTheMadman
      @MrPikachuTheMadman 4 года назад +1

      It seems like a good game but I am not into it myself

  • @WhoDidIKill
    @WhoDidIKill Год назад +6

    This guy has inspired me to very slowly and carefully get into lasers once I have space to do so

  • @אשאלאליזרוב
    @אשאלאליזרוב Год назад +2

    What are the capacitors you added?
    You didn't mention it in the video. What are the values of these capacitors?