Ted Cruz Wows CPAC Crowd with Lively Lib-Owns, Trump’s Stolen Documents & America’s Most Wanted Bear

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 2 года назад +559

    My heart is with the people of Ukraine: wishing you better times, and good aim.

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 2 года назад +13

      And with the people of Palestine and Yemen too!

    • @uptone12111
      @uptone12111 2 года назад +4

      @@owenmersk4626 and with the people of the rebel alliance

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад +4

      Chris_P_Bacon: NATO would have been justified to defend the Ukrainian border. Not doing so makes the resolve of NATO suspect. I'm not talking about Democrat/Republican. I'm talking about America!

    • @goobermcgilicuty3754
      @goobermcgilicuty3754 2 года назад +1

      Wish all day, but if we would have kept Trump reality was on the side of the Ukrainians!! I doubt that would satisfy your blood thirsty ways!!

    • @hectormiranda6515
      @hectormiranda6515 2 года назад +4

      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is the indifference of good men.

  • @littlecarrey9887
    @littlecarrey9887 2 года назад +130

    If windmills "don't work when it's freezing" why does Canada have so many that run all year? It got to like -40c here for like 2 weeks and the windmills are just fine. Texans don't even know what winter is. lol.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +13

      Ty...my ex is down there and he's bitching that ITS COLD at 40 ABOVE!!!; and he lived in MN almost all his life....he's become a wuss 😂🤣😅

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +9

      It was mainly fossil fuel plants that were down. And it was because they hadn’t winterized any of them. It can get very cold in Texas. Not Manitoba cold, but cold enough to cause problems.

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 2 года назад +9

      But really...we already knew those idiots don't know anything...idk why it's allowed to be called "News" when it's all "opinions" of idiots 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @bw1955
      @bw1955 2 года назад +5

      @@trutymeproductions5478 industry funded “opinions” to feed to the brainless and gullible. OP, reality and logic and reasoning skills don’t matter to these people. They are too far gone. It really is a cult.

    • @beverly719
      @beverly719 2 года назад +4

      Another fun fact is that Antarctica is powered by wind turbines.......I mean how do people fall for their bulltish?

  • @sylviaoesterwinter8858
    @sylviaoesterwinter8858 2 года назад +558

    Hi fellow Jimmy Kimmel reality friends. Sending prayers/thoughts/whatever to our brothers and sisters in Ukraine and everyone in Europe who understand the reality of this attack.

    • @kiddalingur
      @kiddalingur 2 года назад +23

      Watching live stream from Ukraine, a lot of gunfire and explosions on the maidan square stream, Center Kiev

    • @petekatsche
      @petekatsche 2 года назад +6

      Ukraine get free of the deepstate and can be sovereignty ..

    • @Sadaaaaf
      @Sadaaaaf 2 года назад +6

      Save Afghanistan Save Ukraine

    • @newtempphone-ash9507
      @newtempphone-ash9507 2 года назад +1

      @@Sadaaaaf No, save Hank the Tank 😰 clearly I'm kidding

    • @lindastonebraker2512
      @lindastonebraker2512 2 года назад +11

      Prayers and positive vibes! My heart is hurting😔

  • @rbw7456
    @rbw7456 2 года назад +80

    God bless the people of Ukraine. They are showing the courage and guts something people like Ted Cruz have no idea about.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 2 года назад +3

      No no , you got that all wrong Sweetie 😲 Remember now, Ted Cruz is a texan, a manly,strong and brave texan dude always ready to defend his fellow texans from such threats as nationalized power grids , education, healthcare and labour laws... Remember his work on the antiabortion bill, lucky for women to have such a champion.

    • @whizbang7130
      @whizbang7130 2 года назад +3

      Our own border is in crisis, something the current administration doesn't care about.

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 2 года назад +1

      @@whizbang7130 just because taco bell was 5 seconds late with your nachos, doesn't mean there's a "problem" at the border.

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад

      @@whizbang7130 Did your wife give you that name?

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад +1

      @@annemettefrederiksen7751 He's guaranteed the vote of big Tex and the wannabe cowboys by spouting his pro-gun rhetoric. Texas is not united in any way with the other States and should be thrown out of the Union.

  • @pizzaishappiness7994
    @pizzaishappiness7994 2 года назад +35

    So Ted makes lite of his cowardice/failure..and they laugh?
    😶
    Wow, just wow.

  • @boondocksdragon8959
    @boondocksdragon8959 2 года назад +21

    Hey, beautiful humans. Sending Love & Light from Mississippi, especially to the citizens of Ukraine. Y'all stay safe and keep taking care of each other. ✌🏼💚

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 2 года назад +3

      I like the thought, but wouldn't it be better to send "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"?
      (Warren Zevon).

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +5

      @@larrygarland3728 Yeah, let's send Rudy. He hasn't been disbarred in Ukraine yet. Let's see what he's made of.

    • @marshalwest622
      @marshalwest622 2 года назад +1

      @@TheDarkness1 send Rudy to Putin. Ukraine deserves the best quality help.

  • @waynegrabert6839
    @waynegrabert6839 2 года назад +215

    Fun fact: Weatherized windmills work perfectly fine in the winter in Canada, Sweden and other places colder than Texas.

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 2 года назад +41

      I live near the Arctic Circle, and our windmills are doing just fine in the winter. But then again, comparing Texas to actually functioning societies is like comparing apples and pears.

    • @dextermorgan4686
      @dextermorgan4686 2 года назад +18

      They work perfectly fine here in Germany as well!

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 2 года назад +2

      Here’s another fun fact: Texas power grid Relies on all around 10% of its overall power

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +24

      Texas' power grid COULD be winterized. Greg Abbott just took big donations from major providers, so we can't have nice things.🤬

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 2 года назад +10

      Texas is a young state, still developing. Eventually they'll learn how to build windmills.

  • @bubbadelacruz1341
    @bubbadelacruz1341 2 года назад +108

    WTF?! Even the Taliban is condemning this whole mess??? 😳

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +13

      Remember that the Taliban is also talking to Muslims in Chechnya with this. It isn’t just some “found Jesus” moment for them. (Bad joke snark intended) There’s quite a bit of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” going on here.

    • @sarahb7795
      @sarahb7795 2 года назад +3

      @@Markle2k I’m ok with that logic.

    • @hiltonwatkins6750
      @hiltonwatkins6750 2 года назад +5

      The only doubt exists around Trump. There Putin is a genius performing miracles.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 2 года назад +1

      I for one can't fathom the logic behind the Taliban condemning Russia's attack on Ukraine.
      Have they forgotten that Chechnya has given Putin their full support? 🤬

    • @hiltonwatkins6750
      @hiltonwatkins6750 2 года назад +1

      @@luisreyes1963
      To receive condemnation from Taliban is a whole new low on the scale. Katzakhstan refused to back him…. Georgia is trying to join NATO, at what point does he realize he is pushing his goal of Russian Empire farther away. Only Chechnya sent cannon fodder because the Chechen leader is even more sycophant of Putin the Lukashenko. I think Belarus is hoping Putin will invade the Baltics so that they will come across the Russian border and defeat Lukashenko as well as Putin.

  • @patodonnell3328
    @patodonnell3328 2 года назад +11

    Living in northern Ontario. In a town that has hundreds upon hundreds of wind farms. Ya, they work fine in -20 or lower… shocking I know, but ya, in colder climates they are equipped properly to operate in cold weather.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 2 года назад

      Respect! But you know - Texas! They'll learn, eventually!

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK2 2 года назад +38

    But remember; according to Trump, crimes are only criminal if _other_ people commit them.

  • @danulagod
    @danulagod 2 года назад +565

    You can't put a bear in your state flag and just act surprised when it showed up at your door!

    • @kennethnash598
      @kennethnash598 2 года назад +19

      It was supposed to be a pear, but someone made a mistake ;)

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад +8

      I was just thinking that

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +14

      That’s a California Grizzly (brown bear) on the flag. They are extinct. Hank is a black bear. Grizzlies are very territorial, black bears are usually human-shy. Hank and his crew are behaving very strangely for black bears, they should be in a den hibernating until April. They will probably end up being relocated, put down, or in a zoo.

    • @byindani
      @byindani 2 года назад +13

      Feminists put vaginas on their flags, but I definitely don’t want 500lb vaginas breaking into my house… anymore…🤔

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +4

      @@byindani 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅🌹THAT IS GREAT!!! that would b terrifying 😵😵🌉

  • @adolfosantana4044
    @adolfosantana4044 2 года назад +168

    I hope the world comes together and fix these 🇷🇺 Russia and Ukraine 🇺🇦 war sad to see young kids teenage boy and girls dying to protect their homes

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom 2 года назад +24

      Ukraine is innocent in ths conflict. This is a brazen invasion by Russia.

    • @xtscarfacem8255
      @xtscarfacem8255 2 года назад +1

      "It will end, soon. But before it does, a lot more people gotta die."

    • @TerryTunes
      @TerryTunes 2 года назад +5

      We really have no room to talk considering what we did to Iraq.

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom 2 года назад +13

      @@TerryTunes
      Many of us were protesting that war. I know I was. That's doesn't excuse what Russia is doing. Wrong is wrong and i wont be silenced bc horrible things were done in Americans name.
      There are differences. What Russia is doing is pure brazen invasion for the sake of rebuilding a dead empire! The man used a blood & soil argument to invade!

    • @malloc7108
      @malloc7108 2 года назад +3

      @@TerryTunes I guess nobody is allowed to learn anything. Which itself is a charitable take; the war lacked majority popular support from the start (when we were lied to about the threat).

  • @bradleydawson9043
    @bradleydawson9043 2 года назад +148

    "The Ukraine" used to be the term for the Soviet State of Ukraine. The citizens of Ukraine voted to leave the USSR. Now it is just Ukraine. The country. The people are peace loving, freedom loving independents that have resisted Russia for 8 years. NATO should enact a no fly zone over Ukraine.

    • @theresachung703
      @theresachung703 2 года назад +10

      Thank you for the explanation. Interesting

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +5

      The term “the Ukraine” was used as if it meant “border region”, first by the Russian Empire and then by the Soviets. But the people never forgot their identity. Ukraine is the largest country by area that is completely in Europe. And it is very big east to west. It would be hard to enforce a no-fly zone without basing aircraft in Ukraine. That’s why Russia had to operate out of Belarus.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 2 года назад +1

      Has Ukraine asked for NATO military in its country?

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 2 года назад +2

      @@SeansModelBuilds No they haven't.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 2 года назад +1

      @@gretebremseth1622 Is that the only way NATO would be able to protect it directly with troops and equipment?

  • @juremyclorkson3518
    @juremyclorkson3518 2 года назад +33

    13:35 Seeing Ted Cruz's daugther being annoyed of dad's fake display of affection and trying to show he is such a great dad just warms my heart

    • @jetta2134
      @jetta2134 2 года назад +7

      She has been doing this since she was in her mothers arms! Remember seeing her push her daddy away when he wanted to give her a kiss! Cant say I blame her not wanting so much hair on her face!

  • @falafel_raptor2271
    @falafel_raptor2271 2 года назад +113

    I'm sure everything's fine with the classified documents. Once copies were made for foreign interests, they were safey returned to the U.S. Government.

    • @lsingstock1646
      @lsingstock1646 2 года назад +25

      Wouldn't doubt they went to Russia, China, N. Korea and the Taliban all trump's good buddies.

    • @bradleydawson9043
      @bradleydawson9043 2 года назад +12

      @@lsingstock1646 for a "small" fee

    • @rkeller8141
      @rkeller8141 2 года назад +10

      I wonder if the Lincoln bust stolen last day of X45, in the WH, was sold along with Melania’s hats? Guess, unimportant investigating a seditious former president, friend of Russia’s dictator, Putin.

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад +2

      @@rkeller8141 NATO should have defended Ukraines border. NATO members listened to Trump and his minions, along with FOX Network, praising Putin and knew they wouldn't get any help from those cowards!

    • @stanjarosz7517
      @stanjarosz7517 2 года назад +2

      They were in a secured SCIF. Little different that HRC fiasco, but why mess with Jimmy’s bias, right?

  • @theresachung703
    @theresachung703 2 года назад +175

    Jimmy, Your monologue is what I watch to unwind from caring for a terminally ill parent. Thank you for the laughs! Your simmering anger turned into sharp stinging humor, nothing beats it!

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +14

      Sorry for what you're going through. I know that pain..

    • @sherifox2612
      @sherifox2612 2 года назад +17

      Hardest most meaningful thing you will likely ever do. Been there, props to you, good to know you know to unwind. Randy Rainbow helped me too.

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 2 года назад +11

      I've been through it too. They're gone now. A lot of people just don't understand what WE go through since they don't have an ill parent or family member who needs constant care. May God bless you in every way. You are an Earth Angel. I hope you're able to decompress and get some much needed and deserved R & R.

    • @theresachung703
      @theresachung703 2 года назад +9

      @@lillyanderson3623 Hugs to your kind heart… And, you know what? I now know something deep about a person when I know that they took care of a dying parent: a warm bright light in the universe. It

    • @theresachung703
      @theresachung703 2 года назад +8

      @@sherifox2612 Hugs to you. And, honestly, I feel like I know you. Take good care of yourself. And I hope your days will be blessed

  • @thehound9086
    @thehound9086 2 года назад +260

    Imagine if bone spurs Donny was their president or Cruz. Donny ran the opposite direction after inciting the insurrection January 6. Cruz fled the cold. The Ukrainian president has more bravery and character than the entire GOP!

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 2 года назад +37

      Yes, he's a real hero, the Ukrainian president, not a coward like Trump, who said he would lead his Proud Boys, 3%ers, and Oath Keepers to the Capitol, but went back to the WH to cheer it on while doing what he does all the time: watch TV!

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 2 года назад +16

      @@ldfreitas9437 He is a coward and a traitor to Democracy.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад +2

      Amazingly, both Trump and Zelensky were TV stars before running for office

    • @rosaamarillo2110
      @rosaamarillo2110 2 года назад +5

      One was fired, the other one fired at..

    • @georgemiller6765
      @georgemiller6765 2 года назад +6

      This is what a real man is all about. Not the sham cowards and weakling we see in the GOP. May God help the peoples of the Ukraine.

  • @LowgaenSchmidt
    @LowgaenSchmidt 2 года назад +22

    Fox News: WiNdMiLlS DoN't WoRk WhEn ItS fReEzInG!!!!
    I live in a town in Nebraska surrounded by Windmills. It got as low as -12 this week and I saw all of them working just fine

    • @rebeccaainslie4637
      @rebeccaainslie4637 2 года назад +4

      I would have to say it's the Texas power grid that fails to work when it's freezing!

  • @lizzfrmhon
    @lizzfrmhon 2 года назад +56

    Every time I hear Ted Cruz I think I couldn’t dislike him more. This hate bullshit he spews keeps getting worse.

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 2 года назад +1

      Sorry but it's us against the traitors in our country that want to take away everything we have including our rights. Those would be all the traitor scumbags like Jimmy Kimmel here and anyone else pushing the global warming scam.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 года назад +3

      please Texas, don't you deserve better? Recall him.

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад +2

      @@oldrrocr It doesn't say much for the people of Texas that elected him. Come to think of it, there's a lot about Texas that doesn't say much for the people.

    • @tbee624
      @tbee624 2 года назад +2

      @@ricktd6891 I ask this with respect for your beliefs but please tell me. What rights have been taken away from you? What can you not do? Face masks? Vaccine mandates? What else. I am truely sorry you feel like alot of your fellow Americans are traitors...what have they done to make you think this. Have you suffered more than every other American? If so in what way? I am sorry that I just do not understand this talk. It confuses me? Fight for freedom to speak? You just spoke. You dont want to wear a mask? Don't. You do not want the vaccine? Do not get it. We all suffer in our own way. All of us have lost some freedom of some kind. are you being tortured? What is your suffering. I truely want to know because I just do not understand.

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 2 года назад

      @@tbee624 It's not my beliefs I present, it's science and I've already had my freedom of speech taken away and that's enough. They banned me from Twitter because I was too good at debunking CO2 caused catastrophic global warming.

  • @annerigby4400
    @annerigby4400 2 года назад +54

    if ted cruz wasn't a politician he'd be one of those evangelical preachers who does exactly what he's doing now, but adds religious terminology.....

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 2 года назад +2

      Oohh, i think he's there already and with aaalll the trimnings. A sham politician and a sham Christian... Complete amoral piece of 💩

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад +3

      It doesn't say much for the people of Texas that elected him. Come to think of it, there's a lot about Texas that doesn't say much for the people.

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 2 года назад

      @@notbraindead7298 I'm kinda sad about Texas because my favorite pastor, Max Lucado, is a Texan☹️

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад

      @@tiararoxeanne1318 Hopefully, your favorite pastor is an exception.

    • @matthewbrooks1556
      @matthewbrooks1556 2 года назад

      But if you watch those “preachers “ nowadays they mostly talk culture war nonsense just like republicans.

  • @missannthrope7395
    @missannthrope7395 2 года назад +39

    Remove the Automatic Charity status of American churches and fund Education. End this ignorance, horror, and gullibility.

    • @jollyandwaylo
      @jollyandwaylo 2 года назад +1

      I would change that to Remove the Automatic Charity Status of American Churches or to put it more succinctly, make churches file for non-profit status like every other organization.

  • @joanfrellburg4901
    @joanfrellburg4901 2 года назад +193

    The nerve of people building homes where bears live.

  • @marshalwest622
    @marshalwest622 2 года назад +101

    Nobody better hurt Hank or the other “Hanks”. They have lost their homes to the parasitic greed of people. Help the Hanks’ and the benefits will trickle down to everyone else.

    • @dnimlarebil
      @dnimlarebil 2 года назад +3

      Same goes for many food sources.

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +2

      The bears have not lost anything. You can’t build new homes in South Lake Tahoe and haven’t been able to for ages. These bears should not be awake. They should be hibernating right now. Hank is a very, very big boy for a black bear in February.

    • @marshalwest622
      @marshalwest622 2 года назад +4

      @@Markle2k “The American black bear is one of the top 10 most endangered bears on the planet.” They’ve lost their gallbladders, bile, habitat & in this case it looks like the Hanks lost their parents as no one taught them to hibernate.

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 2 года назад +3

      Actually "Help The Hanks" is a dope slogan 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @alanrasmussen4097
      @alanrasmussen4097 2 года назад +2

      @@marshalwest622 Every state in the US that have a "significant" black bear population, have black bear hunting seasons. WA, PA, NC, AK, WI, NJ, NY , ect. Where in the Americas are black bears endangered, Honduras? The Asian black bears are screwed, the Sun bear is one example. I think you may be confused.

  • @dotdotdotcg
    @dotdotdotcg 2 года назад +23

    how could you have given "Beariatric surgeon" away like this? so much potential there

  • @richardcollins6684
    @richardcollins6684 2 года назад +48

    Ted Cruz jokes about going to Cancun while people froze to death during Texas crisis.

    • @whizbang7130
      @whizbang7130 2 года назад

      You need to get a life and get over it. Texans with a brain already have.

    • @someguy4911
      @someguy4911 2 года назад +15

      @@whizbang7130 Wait a minute....Texans have brains?

    • @whizbang7130
      @whizbang7130 2 года назад +2

      @@someguy4911 your name should be "wise guy".

    • @peterscheuhing1757
      @peterscheuhing1757 2 года назад +5

      @@whizbang7130 you got over it, that he spits on you in hard times ? damn, how stupid can people be.

    • @coocoocachoo3357
      @coocoocachoo3357 2 года назад

      How many died? WHat proof do you have? It was only cold for three days, I believe you are spreading misinformation

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko 2 года назад +522

    I feel so bad for Hank. Humans moved into his territory, but sure, he's the problem 🙄

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 2 года назад +47

      I know what you mean. Wildlife here is out of luck too. Progress-meaning let's eliminate woods to build houses. I don't know where all the wildlife went? It was so nice seeing them all enjoying life. Then the bulldozers and progress arrived. Where are these animals supposed to live now? That's why they enter city limits. No more homes or food after big business takes it all away.

    • @OfficerDva444
      @OfficerDva444 2 года назад +21

      Reminds me of the tuff "hunters" using "It was coming right at me!" excuse for killing a predator animal in the wild, when in reality they noticed it in their area of view so they shot at it for something to brag about...

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 2 года назад +33

      A family of four probably wastes more food than that bear needs to survive.

    • @sheckyfeinstein
      @sheckyfeinstein 2 года назад +1

      No excuse. Doesn’t he watch the ads on RUclips?

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 2 года назад +22

      Yes. David Attenborough's latest documentary has him talking about the fact that 2/3rds of what was natural land when he was born has been "developed."

  • @jorgealfy
    @jorgealfy 2 года назад +50

    Please don’t hurt Hank he’s fluffy.

  • @tigq1430
    @tigq1430 2 года назад +335

    Funny, there are days I would rather listen to the late night guys for news than the news 💜👍✌🤭🙋‍♀️

    • @janefrommel
      @janefrommel 2 года назад +28

      me too, on days ending with "Y"

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood 2 года назад +12

      I totally prefer to do that myself 😉

    • @fadedrose9
      @fadedrose9 2 года назад +7

      Ti Gq. I hear ya'. I only listen to these guys instead of the news too.

    • @Secretary.of.Education
      @Secretary.of.Education 2 года назад +24

      That's everyday...or independent news...just a reality check that I'm not crazy and the Republicans really are giant douchebags

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 года назад +12

      I feel calm when I don't follow the news. Instead i get the short versions on late night talk shows. I can't do anything to change the events around the world, so I try not to stress out about it

  • @goodtroublemaker143
    @goodtroublemaker143 2 года назад +17

    He knows what it feels like to be laughed at.

  • @carolynbawden8898
    @carolynbawden8898 2 года назад +17

    I love the This Month In Covid History.
    My favourite is when Jimmy does a straight monologue and doesn't spoil it with a silly skit.
    Otherwise, love the show. He seems like a genuinely very nice guy.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +46

    CPAC= A disaster of epic proportions.

  • @anthonyyoung6489
    @anthonyyoung6489 2 года назад +54

    Let’s go hank the tank. Keep on trucking brother.

  • @michaelreidperry3256
    @michaelreidperry3256 2 года назад +15

    What used to be my GOP is now a sick joke! The Republican Party is now completely irreversibly rotten!

  • @artskiwendy
    @artskiwendy 2 года назад +11

    " CPAC IS A MASTER CLASS FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE ANY"

  • @eb0526
    @eb0526 2 года назад +125

    The Taliban acting more mature than Trump, Cruz…heck 90% of the Republican Party! Thanks Jimmy for the laugh during this sad time💯. Pray for Ukraine🙏🏾

    • @trentbusta1
      @trentbusta1 2 года назад

      You should try watching the CPac event it was great,.

    • @SARA0766
      @SARA0766 2 года назад

      @pojo 10 sure thing buddy

  • @cottonkittencandy
    @cottonkittencandy 2 года назад +103

    it's been my observation that any time a republican accuses someone of something they're the ones actually doing it themselves

    • @canderson2419
      @canderson2419 2 года назад +1

      Exactly New Slogan out there (# Go brandon 45 trump} does the same thing.

    • @paulu7751
      @paulu7751 2 года назад

      You misspelled democommies

    • @cottonkittencandy
      @cottonkittencandy 2 года назад

      @@paulu7751 you're funny that's not a real word

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 2 года назад

      @@cottonkittencandy Paul U has bigger problems than just spelling stuff

    • @cottonkittencandy
      @cottonkittencandy 2 года назад

      @@lazerlord9324 clearly lol, bless his heart

  • @manuellaasianoa7952
    @manuellaasianoa7952 2 года назад +18

    We're praying for 🇺🇦 with love from 🇬🇭

  • @TdawggLA
    @TdawggLA 2 года назад +3

    I was impressed at how straight Cruz was able to stand without a spine

  • @kande6916
    @kande6916 2 года назад +2

    Thank God for people like Jim kimmel and Stephen Cobert for telling it like it really is!!

  • @janwoodworth1
    @janwoodworth1 2 года назад +42

    "accuse the other side of that which you are guilty" is often attributed to Joseph Goebbels but the GOP has adopted that mantra 100%

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +2

      They have even gone so far as to accuse the west of copying Goebbels while aping Hitler’s justification for annexation of the Sudetenland.

    • @paulu7751
      @paulu7751 2 года назад

      You misspelled democommies.

    • @Markle2k
      @Markle2k 2 года назад +2

      @@paulu7751 You didn't even bother to read what you were responding to.

    • @Bot1776notrealperson
      @Bot1776notrealperson 2 года назад

      @@Markle2k have you not met people like “demicommies” idiot. They never know what they are responding to.
      You ask them a question and they respond with “tHe gOvErNmEnT”
      ‘Yes…just asked ya how your doing bob’

  • @whatleft123
    @whatleft123 2 года назад +33

    I'm happy Ms. Jackson (oh), you are for real
    You've made the republicans cry
    I've just smiled a trillion times
    I'm love you Ms. Jackson (oh), please be for real
    You worked hard your whole life for this
    Studied a trillion times for this

    • @Kelz_X
      @Kelz_X 2 года назад +2

      They’re not up on OutKast. But I see ya 😉

    • @flintson2268
      @flintson2268 2 года назад

      Who?

  • @droberts6579
    @droberts6579 2 года назад +27

    Ol Ted, man he is a piece of work.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 2 года назад

      One of the early period fart artists told Ted he just had to paint him in the nude.
      Fifteen passes with a paint roller couldn't quite cement his mouth shut when it all dried.
      ....true story I don't really know but it was really huge...and wet but mostly left over latex from painting the bathroom.

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад

      A piece of sh!t, actually.

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 2 года назад

      Hes seething over SCOTUS pick. He wants that so bad he’s fit to be tied.

  • @Qui-Dad-Jinn
    @Qui-Dad-Jinn 2 года назад +20

    What a good little boy Teddy is. He's protecting his master. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

  • @luzdechabert3994
    @luzdechabert3994 2 года назад +1

    In Pennsylvania bears have been known to break in to homes. It's nothing new, they've even broken into cars lol.

  • @jamesbrett5010
    @jamesbrett5010 2 года назад +37

    Bear break ins are normal in Tahoe. Its the Tahoe keys semi annual residents making complaints. Also coyotes will eat your cat. We’ve had both. Coyotes ate our cat and another time a bear broke in and left with a Costco size chip bag. My takeaways are don’t bring cats to Tahoe and call south lake taheo glass and door when the bear breaks in. They are our neighbors and are good People. Replaced our window for cheap.

    • @dblewis2264
      @dblewis2264 2 года назад

      AAAA Tahoe Glass is much better

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +3

      Coyotes do eat cats. I think I lost a few that just disappeared to the pack in my old neighborhood.

    • @ericrobinson7184
      @ericrobinson7184 2 года назад +3

      What, homeless bears vandalizing property, coyotes attacking unarmed cats, there's a simple answer: put all the animals in jail who have no ID card (start with the brown fur ones), and then give all the cats guns...problem solved. This is a Trump approved message.

    • @susanhamptonva4203
      @susanhamptonva4203 2 года назад

      You can have cats in Tahoe. Just KEEP THEM IN THE HOUSE!!!

    • @jamesbrett5010
      @jamesbrett5010 2 года назад

      @@susanhamptonva4203 off course but that cat was an inside outside cat before we brought her up. She snuck her way out one night. Found her entrails and fur next to our house.

  • @melliehelen8650
    @melliehelen8650 2 года назад +120

    Even though it’s no longer every week, I’m glad you’re continuing with the This (Month) in Covid History series. Always enjoy those segments.

    • @Miss11779
      @Miss11779 2 года назад +7

      THAT VOICE! "This week, in Coo-vid history!" I love it!

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb 2 года назад +14

    Hank the Bear is adorable.🥰

  • @beverlymangrum5851
    @beverlymangrum5851 2 года назад +2

    What would we do without our great comedians to help us laugh? Sometimes
    things are kind of distressing and we need
    help to keep our sense of humor. We love
    you Jimmy!!

  • @usaskjock
    @usaskjock 2 года назад +18

    Jimmy didn’t mention it but important to realize Judge Jackson is the first public defender to ever sit on the Supreme Court that’s Huge

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 года назад +3

      She will be, if she is confirmed.
      No guarantees.
      I'll celebrate after they vote.

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 2 года назад +4

    I live in Canada it gets a lot colder we have lots of windmills. Just had a blizzard it’s still turning. Not to mention the ice storm last week.

  • @annaivanova87
    @annaivanova87 2 года назад +7

    Thank you, Jimmy for clearing up the name of my country! It is Ukraine!

  • @smandy1971
    @smandy1971 2 года назад +70

    GOP is sounding like those televangelists my grandma used to send her social security to....

    • @loomspace
      @loomspace 2 года назад +8

      🎯

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 2 года назад +10

      My long gone beloved Aunt did the same thing w her check--sent it to Billy Graham. No one could talk sense into her.

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 2 года назад

      Sick. I met an old lady that used to give to Pat Robertson. Her fake eyelashes were falling off. She had a fur coat. They knew exactly who to pickpocket.

  • @AldoRyan
    @AldoRyan 2 года назад +10

    About time someone said something about putting an article in front of Ukraine!!! Thank you!!🇺🇦🙏🏼🔱

  • @KatherineAlldis
    @KatherineAlldis 2 года назад +4

    LOL!! "My 500 lb. BEAR" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 PURE GENIUS!!! Thank you for the laughs!!

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 2 года назад +13

    Thinking of our Ukrenians bro and sis! May God help them! Our prayers are with them and with all the russians protesters who were caught by the russian police!

  • @donnadelahanty9903
    @donnadelahanty9903 2 года назад +8

    My favorite late night host. Thx JK

  • @willzresurreccion6745
    @willzresurreccion6745 2 года назад +20

    We the Russians 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺thank Tovarisch Trump and Tucker for their support to our Ukraine endeavor.
    Thank you Comrade
    T🇷🇺R🇷🇺U🇷🇺M🇷🇺P
    for your loyalty and continuous service to Mother Russia.

  • @Rob-ip4qt
    @Rob-ip4qt 2 года назад +1

    RUclips is really pushing their subscription option. If don't have it, you get an ad every 2 minutes.

  • @merissarussomilo8806
    @merissarussomilo8806 2 года назад +2

    Enjoy watching every morning
    Love u Jimmy❤💙❤

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon 2 года назад +27

    "...as long as infection rates remain under control." Uh, the US hasn't had control over covid since day one...

  • @marvinmartion1178
    @marvinmartion1178 2 года назад +9

    Cpac, not a single one of them with the maturity more than a 8th grade child!

    • @larrymaulsby1711
      @larrymaulsby1711 2 года назад

      Hahahaha, your funny, kind of like your comments, and your President

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 2 года назад +3

      @@larrymaulsby1711 , You used "your" 3 times. Which one do you think was wrong?
      BTW: (2nd grade question).

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 2 года назад +3

      Hey-don't insult 8th graders! @Larry Garland-do you really think he actually KNOWS the answer to your question?

  • @catdog605
    @catdog605 2 года назад +58

    Donnie’s tiny hand looks like a Chinese back scratcher. 😂

    • @susankeith326
      @susankeith326 2 года назад +7

      They have served him well for scratching Putin's back so far.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 2 года назад +6

      Ha ha ha! Thank god he has tiny hands. With those teeny-weeny back scratchers he couldn't launch the nukes, but they match the size of his other appendage with no balls.

    • @debrajames6286
      @debrajames6286 2 года назад +2

      Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joaquincortada1483
      @joaquincortada1483 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +2

    Why is ALL the rum gone!!!😅🤣😂

  • @RRyan-pq5xd
    @RRyan-pq5xd 2 года назад +13

    Thanks Jimmy for not easing up on the stupidity that flows out of the GQP and the clown show at CPAC

  • @charlyhammond5280
    @charlyhammond5280 2 года назад +13

    Ted Cruz so DELUSIONAL

  • @The_Manducklorian
    @The_Manducklorian 2 года назад +21

    Can that “Fact Check… No it Didn’t” play after every fact check from now on.

  • @MsWarriordiva
    @MsWarriordiva 2 года назад +7

    That CPAC stuff is sad. Unbelievably stupid.

  • @davidleethompsoniii8263
    @davidleethompsoniii8263 2 года назад +3

    Kimmy...
    Reads my mind...
    Tells the Truth.

  • @giuseppelogiurato5718
    @giuseppelogiurato5718 2 года назад +31

    It's really funny how some people imagine the way that wind energy works, like it's some sort of new-fangled risky thing where their toaster is directly hooked up to a windmill, and that "no wind" = "no energy"... I guess they've never been taught about capacitors/batteries, lol.

    • @molly-gh4we
      @molly-gh4we 2 года назад +4

      Well, Trump told them windmills cause cancer, so you can hardly expect them to be anything but ignorant.

    • @willdockery1829
      @willdockery1829 2 года назад

      You can’t fix willful stupidity!!
      COVID-19: Hold my 🍺 (sad & true)

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys 2 года назад

      *wind turbine

    • @giuseppelogiurato5718
      @giuseppelogiurato5718 2 года назад

      @@accuratealloys "touché"... You are correct; there is nothing being milled. 🤣

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +39

    Jimmy on a Friday? Love it!! 🤗

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +113

    Thank you President Biden for nominating the 1st Black women, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to be a nominee to the Supreme Court. Judge Jackson has excellent qualifications as well as experience.

    • @Fatboyee
      @Fatboyee 2 года назад +31

      Yeah she has experience, unlike Amy Comy Barret.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +23

      And she seems like a normal person without an agenda in mind for setting the US back 100 years! Why, oh, why is that so much to ask of the GOP?!

    • @lilstinker-xi4ln
      @lilstinker-xi4ln 2 года назад +7

      @@FatboyeeYeah...how bout that Barrett...no qualifications at all...she's in the Supreme Court...please don't make stupid comments....this is a respectable platform!!

    • @apathy5899
      @apathy5899 2 года назад +12

      @@FatboyeeDon’t forget Marjorie Taylor Greene she actually had a poor education .South Forsythe county was the top 5 worst school system in the 70's . Her brain is small like the size of a golf ball . In the future , we may have to have someone examined her brain. Yet In 2020 she won the primary republican runoff

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 2 года назад +14

      Unlike those appointed by the Orange Buffoon!

  • @indianastarkiller1557
    @indianastarkiller1557 2 года назад +84

    As a Texan, I apologize for Ted Cruz's nonsense.

    • @catherinemacaskill1421
      @catherinemacaskill1421 2 года назад +17

      John Smith, as a Canadian I am very happy that he renounced his Canadian citizenship.

    • @jcalzada74
      @jcalzada74 2 года назад +11

      @@catherinemacaskill1421 take him back please

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 года назад +13

      When we send people to Congress, we aren't sending our best. We're sending criminals, grifters, conmen...

    • @bradleydawson9043
      @bradleydawson9043 2 года назад +13

      As a Texan and a Houstonian, I double apologize.

    • @notbraindead7298
      @notbraindead7298 2 года назад +3

      John Smith: The problem, Mr. Smith, is that you're probably the last person in Texas that has anything to apologize for. God bless.

  • @nobrenobre1
    @nobrenobre1 2 года назад +1

    When it goes to town, that bear ask for double Mc Donald big whooper!!

  • @leopardscarf
    @leopardscarf 2 года назад +1

    The TLC trailer was one of the funniest clips ever!

  • @nedim_guitar
    @nedim_guitar 2 года назад +11

    Funny thing about windmills. They work perfectly well in Sweden. So it's not really the windmills that was the problem in Texas, but idiots will continue to believe it.

    • @jodimuller9502
      @jodimuller9502 2 года назад +1

      They also work perfect in Iowa- all winter long. I can’t believe how ignorant some people are- or I should say how ignorant they think those who listen to them are

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws 2 года назад

      @Le cerveau Calling things by the wrong name is another front in the GOP's war on reality.

  • @jefferysmith9320
    @jefferysmith9320 2 года назад +8

    Kimmel ! You make me laugh !

  • @gb3729
    @gb3729 2 года назад +28

    "Blob Hope" is such a perfect nickname for Ted. Just being alive he is such a joke.

  • @goodtroublemaker143
    @goodtroublemaker143 2 года назад +2

    My grandmother called every business by its name, but possessive. Costco’s, Exxon’s, Kmart’s. It was adorable.

  • @chetriehle5362
    @chetriehle5362 2 года назад

    What a treat both mr and Mrs Duffy ,nose windmills

  • @jakeherter
    @jakeherter 2 года назад +5

    Oh don't remind me there's people out there that weigh more than that bear

  • @DavidSmith-xs3or
    @DavidSmith-xs3or 2 года назад +23

    Ted( Raphael)Cruz- comedic genius. He just doesn't know how unintentionally funny he is.

  • @donjuan2621
    @donjuan2621 2 года назад +49

    At CPAC they all gather to experience stupid all together

    • @owenmersk4626
      @owenmersk4626 2 года назад +1

      They know what they're doing, they are white power activists, many of them went to the most prestigious colleges in the country

    • @drakeivy8
      @drakeivy8 2 года назад

      @@owenmersk4626 Lmao what are your sources on that?

    • @johnstallings4049
      @johnstallings4049 2 года назад

      @@drakeivy8 none I'm sure! ❄️🤣🌍❄️

  • @zephirineneba5668
    @zephirineneba5668 2 года назад +1

    You make me laugh when ever i wash your show. U always make my day

  • @matthewendicott3028
    @matthewendicott3028 2 года назад +1

    Freedom fighter at Baskin Robins LOL😂😂😂

  • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
    @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 года назад +48

    I love that Jimmy actually took airtime to correct the idiots who keep saying "the Ukraine".

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 2 года назад +4

      well, for putin, and most of his apparent sycophants in the GOP (i'm actually really shocked and disturbed, when i shouldn't be) it still IS "The Ukraine". just like trump is still THE president...

    • @matthewbrooks1556
      @matthewbrooks1556 2 года назад

      It’s how we said it in the past. Doesn’t make me an “idiot”, anymore than saying “key-ev” instead of “keev”.

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 года назад +1

      @@matthewbrooks1556 If you keep saying "the Ukraine" despite that phrase having been obsolete for decades, you're either an idiot or a troll. This isn't even about being able to pronounce a foreign word.

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 2 года назад +10

    Am watching from Australia and LOVE Jimmy Kimmel’s monologues... So clever!

  • @NicholasWarnertheFirst
    @NicholasWarnertheFirst 2 года назад +11

    Excellent stuff Jimmy.

  • @Freedomhail
    @Freedomhail 2 года назад +1

    Wow, Jimmy...just wow!

  • @rideronthestorm2733
    @rideronthestorm2733 2 года назад +1

    Libs of Kimmel consoling each other 🤣

  • @heylololo
    @heylololo 2 года назад +56

    You know your gonna have a great weekend when Jimmy Kimmel posts a Friday Monologue

    • @just_joanne7460
      @just_joanne7460 2 года назад +2

      Made me happy too!

    • @JBJovi1962
      @JBJovi1962 2 года назад

      New Rule: With Malice Toward None

    • @babilabub
      @babilabub 2 года назад +1

      I thought he had no show on Friday. Am I wrong?? I am not from US so help me here peeps.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 года назад +3

      @@babilabub normally not. So a Friday Jimmy ❤️🌹🦋💖 is GREAT!!!

  • @JSmith-gg4yh
    @JSmith-gg4yh 2 года назад +10

    In America even the bears are obese.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад

      And look at that doctor they bring in to deal with the people on that reality show...not exactly fit himself, is he?

    • @bw1955
      @bw1955 2 года назад

      The US medical industry and citizens just refuse to accept that the standard American diet is responsible for the majority of their health problems.

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 2 года назад +9

    I like it when they post the monologue before the actual air time. (I'm in eastern time)

  • @bluezinnia847
    @bluezinnia847 2 года назад +2

    Great show!

  • @williamschlenger1518
    @williamschlenger1518 2 года назад +3

    I'm rooting for Hank the 🐻👍

  • @JrRanger25
    @JrRanger25 2 года назад +7

    Hank the Tank! Hank the Tank! Will Ferrel pops out 😂

  • @nareanmano
    @nareanmano 2 года назад +7

    Tailban is like "that is our thing"

  • @voixdelaraison593
    @voixdelaraison593 2 года назад +55

    Is Ted Cruz trying out for one of those Prosperity Preachers who bilk the faithful… like Trump?

  • @brucecook502
    @brucecook502 2 года назад +2

    The aspiration one just about killed me LMAO

  • @cindymorose6673
    @cindymorose6673 2 года назад +4

    Cruz sounds more like an evangelical preacher!

  • @desdemonaspal6281
    @desdemonaspal6281 2 года назад +9

    My family is very conservative and so is my church and so on, but this senator is just saying anything…he’s just fibbing and fibbing and he has no shame…they need to vote against him

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 2 года назад

      They all do that