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  • Опубликовано: 7 авг 2022
  • Donald Trump complained that his generals weren’t as loyal as Hitler’s, New York City reports the first cases of polio since the 1950s, the Inflation Reduction Act passes in the Senate, CPAC displays the art of a convicted January 6th rioter, and streaming services HBO Max and Discovery+ are merging. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @rickypen
    @rickypen Год назад +826

    Praying with the prisoner is the PERFECT analogy for the entire party. All stage, all performance, they know there is a TON of money in outrage and controversy.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Год назад +57

      True. And the "I ratted out on my fellow rioters, now I'm here playing the victim in a _much_ more comfy prison cell than they got" is just the cherry on top.

    • @rickypen
      @rickypen Год назад +12

      @@Julia-lk8jn lol yep, I commented before I heard that little nugget of gold lol

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie Год назад

      Complying oppression is their entire game for the past 20 years, probably longer...

    • @chamonix2602
      @chamonix2602 Год назад

      He’s kinda cute though...they should throw him a banana!

    • @roshnipatel2000
      @roshnipatel2000 Год назад

      I just know that if this whole insurrection ordeal was the Democrats, the Republicans would be so upset

  • @MinnieandMickeyandSnips
    @MinnieandMickeyandSnips Год назад +1555

    As a Kiwi, it makes me so happy to see the Aotearoa campaign being discussed AND Trevor pronouncing Te Reo words correctly AND people applauding this

    • @FM-oh6pq
      @FM-oh6pq Год назад +95

      Wishing you all the luck in this campaign! I hope you get your country's name back, it's beautiful. Kia ora

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Год назад +11

      I like. Ew Zealand much better

    • @julianskinner3697
      @julianskinner3697 Год назад +57

      I use Aotearoa all the time now. Sounds better to me.

    • @armingleiner5292
      @armingleiner5292 Год назад +16

      New Zealand sounds much better, I will always call it New Zealand.

    • @QueenMegaera
      @QueenMegaera Год назад +62

      As a Scandinavian, calling two awesome mountainous islands "New Zealand" never made much sense to begin with. Like, Sjealland is pretty, but it's small and flat.

  • @BelleBelle162
    @BelleBelle162 Год назад +45

    Being from New Zealand, I was far too excited that this segment started off with something from here! 😂huge appreciation to Trevor for discussing this AND also pronouncing Aotearoa so well! We've also just celebrated our first indigenous holiday here, Matariki. Love NZ and love you Trevor!

  • @scorpiomoon2535
    @scorpiomoon2535 Год назад +16

    I cannot express how disappointed I am that MTG is NOT actually in jail.

  • @bendystrawz2832
    @bendystrawz2832 Год назад +1545

    "Congress is getting things done." By far the biggest shock. How on earth did that happen?

    • @laurindah8759
      @laurindah8759 Год назад +92

      @Kevin Meeker Well we know it’s not happening because Republicans have realized we need to DO SOMETHING! If they could have stopped it, they would have. Thanks to Manchin and Synema the bill is not as comprehensive as it should be but at least it’s a big step in the right direction.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +21

      Finally!

    • @ciello___8307
      @ciello___8307 Год назад +54

      Compromises were made. Though its not done yet. For example, the repulicans voted against a cap on the price of insulin at $35

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs Год назад +3

      Does this mean we should all go *make it rain* on the. Dems in the Senate,? Did Joe Manchin rat on Kirsten Synema? Will Kyrsten Synema become The New Kim???

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Год назад +16

      You know what really grinds my gears?……gridlock.

  • @christopherayers6153
    @christopherayers6153 Год назад +1551

    Don't freak out for Marjorie Taylor Greene, tomorrow she wont even be able to recall that she did that

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 Год назад

      You know the dictionary definition of fascism is government owning everything micromanagement of all corporations.

    • @Msbkumar123
      @Msbkumar123 Год назад

      What a freak show by MTG and the height of stupidity…

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Год назад +12

      I heard that! Ihlan Omar is probably freaking out at all of the American flags flying! She might have an al-shabaab flashback😅

    • @emmasmom60
      @emmasmom60 Год назад

      I thought she was going to give him a blowie.

    • @rachelecampbell6304
      @rachelecampbell6304 Год назад +7

      I’m done

  • @wildwesley9328
    @wildwesley9328 Год назад +94

    I used to have so much respect for Sinema. She was my representative when I was in high school and she was the one who gave me my nomination to go to West Point and I got to talk to her extensively about her beliefs and policies. I was proud to have a more liberal representative in such a conservative state, not to mention the first LGBT rep in that state. Her behavior now spits in the face of everything she told me. It’s really true you either die (retire) a hero or live (work) long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад +1

      SHE'S LGBT?

    • @SisterMercyLynx
      @SisterMercyLynx Год назад +13

      @@SipLeila She's bi, but seems like she just uses it for political points rather than actually care about LGBT issues. Politicians be like that.

  • @jod2015
    @jod2015 Год назад +174

    Every time I see Marjorie appear, I’m more and more convinced that we live in a family guy reality. How is it possible that who ever Trump touches, they turn into cartoon characters?! 🤷‍♀️

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Год назад +5

      True. That’s just a fact!

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio Год назад +14

      He doesn’t turn people into these things. He attracts people who are already like that.

    • @alexisfedrick6812
      @alexisfedrick6812 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @lyonking_lk
      @lyonking_lk Год назад +4

      Because he's a cartoon character living in a cartoon bubble

    • @anyone9689
      @anyone9689 Год назад +2

      Birds of a feather ..

  • @kevinsantascott3688
    @kevinsantascott3688 Год назад +131

    Love , love , love seeing MTG behind bars.
    Let it be REAL soon !

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 Год назад +5

      What was she going to "do" for that man..kneeling like...well...uh...Y'kno!
      😄

    • @melodymarks4927
      @melodymarks4927 Год назад

      Or shipped to Transylvania or siberia!

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад

      DON'T YOU HAVE ANY TESTOSTERONE? AFRAID OF A WOMAN? REALLY?

  • @DrJohnnyJ
    @DrJohnnyJ Год назад +155

    The law and order party feels sad for real criminals that have been convicted of real crimes but has no sympathy for the unjustly jailed.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 Год назад +16

      A jail cell can’t hold the irony in

    • @louis5555gmail
      @louis5555gmail Год назад +3

      Who's unjustly jailed again?

    • @dolliscrawford280
      @dolliscrawford280 Год назад +9

      @@louis5555gmail people convicted because they couldn't afford a lawer and were convinced to plead guilty to crimes they didn't commit to get a lesser sentence on a plea deal.

    • @louis5555gmail
      @louis5555gmail Год назад

      @@dolliscrawford280, you must be talking about Michael Flynn and Roger Stone.

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад +1

      SO YOU ADMIT YOU DON'T WANT LAW AND ORDER?

  • @TheKrazysexykool
    @TheKrazysexykool Год назад +7

    I love Trevor and his enthusiasm

  • @sandragruhle6288
    @sandragruhle6288 Год назад +18

    Trevor is an over-achiever who is always on point and pointed. Love it!

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong7891 Год назад +656

    My mom's former school teacher whose also our family friend has polio. The polio vaccine wasn't widely available in my country when that teacher was a kid so she had to live with polio for almost her entire life. It baffles and makes me sad that people would choose not to take a vaccine when there are still individuals who wished they could have gotten the vaccine are still alive today.

    • @eboknows9812
      @eboknows9812 Год назад

      When the vaccine for Covid became available, my mom reminded me of a situation that took place when I was in junior high (the late 1970s). During my 7th and 8th grade years, I often would mow the lawns of a woman who lived a few houses up from us. This woman needed the use of a wheelchair and, as a youngster, I never inquired as to why. When my mom refreshed my memory of this time, she said our neighbor was one of the last individuals in America to develop polio before the vaccine became available. How different would her life have been had the vaccine been available to the public a few months earlier? Unfortunately, most Americans are health illiterate and don't recognize how valuable vaccines are in preventing a whole host of terrible, terrible diseases.

    • @andresv.8880
      @andresv.8880 Год назад +32

      @@MychelleSeymourHeyyouremember Better to be safe than sorry, we do the best we can with the information we have in that moment. Get the shingles vaccine

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows Год назад

      @@MychelleSeymourHeyyouremember You pretty much have that backwards. I had to double check because my initial understanding was wrong too. I do know of some older aunts and uncles in my family who had shingles (Silent Generation). Considering the vax came out in the 1988 and not available in the USA until the 1995, it is more like you never heard of it until later and you are a young millennial or gen Z. It isn’t very common, my family is just pretty unlucky.
      You are more protected from shingles with the vax. However, having chicken pox as an adult is far more severe than as a kid. If you have had chicken pox, the virus lays dormant after your body clears it until you are older (weakening immune system) and it can spring back to ‘life’ and cause shingles.
      Here’s a source that is quick and easy. CDC has the same info.
      health.clevelandclinic.org/can-you-get-shingles-if-you-havent-had-chickenpox/

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows Год назад +63

      My grandfather’s uncle had polio. He was in a wheel chair all but a few years of his early life. My mother had whooping cough and rubella as a toddler. Part of her brain was damaged, she had to relearn everything again. Luckily, she was young that she didn’t have any cognitive issues. It really does make a difference when you see someone who actually suffered from the diseases. The vaccines are always safer for 99% of people.

    • @MychelleSeymourHeyyouremember
      @MychelleSeymourHeyyouremember Год назад +8

      @@UnicornsPoopRainbows My father's practically blind from Scarlet Fever. -8. 25. He also had measles and mumps, and chicken pox, and rubella. I'm not sure about that one though. LOL

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +1190

    Trump was Raided by the organization that he appointed the director as well as the judge-priceless! 😂😂

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis Год назад +108

      🎼karma karma karma-chameleon 🎶🎤

    • @americancountryball2077
      @americancountryball2077 Год назад +92

      He made the entire Republican Party look like a joke I understand why they want his head

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Год назад +28

      Cons helping cons hide evidence is all that is.

    • @nancymorrison9978
      @nancymorrison9978 Год назад +7

      😎

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. Год назад +8

      …that was politicized under al-Obama, and weaponized under TaliBiden😅

  • @googlechris3369
    @googlechris3369 Год назад +37

    Love when he says “He comes out of the basement again, and Not only is he still president, but is now one of Theeee greatest presidents in the History of the US!”
    YEAH!!!! Finally. Someone acknowledges what a non Republican president has done!!!

  • @davidstewart9982
    @davidstewart9982 Год назад +2

    Incredibly funny and on point!

  • @pharaoh_of_chaos7755
    @pharaoh_of_chaos7755 Год назад +208

    That fake prisoner is the dumbest thing my eyes ever seen 💀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 9:38

    • @nestorgonzalez6078
      @nestorgonzalez6078 Год назад +1

      What were they thinking? It just shows how Trump supporters are criminals that end up in jail. But then again. The "poorly educated"

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +10

      Thank the Repukes for that!

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Год назад

      If that was a fake Hillary, they would've filled that cell with spit and other fluids.

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 Год назад +14

      Except maybe Clint Eastwood talking to am empty chair

    • @mrripper2u314
      @mrripper2u314 Год назад +3

      Did you watch Clint Eastwood's empty chair stunt at a republican conference a few year ago?

  • @darkheartrjdyosn6345
    @darkheartrjdyosn6345 Год назад +567

    Green going in and randomly praying could actually be a torture tactic.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +32

      She"s torturing us!!!

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Год назад +14

      @Phi Hong nobody can understand that video. Reported as spam

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Год назад +6

      It's more like a weird meme I'd think...

    • @josephreilly6328
      @josephreilly6328 Год назад +1

      Boring Board

    • @zoer7338
      @zoer7338 Год назад

      LOL!

  • @joebolongna2334
    @joebolongna2334 Год назад +4

    Rest in peace America… Are used to wonder what state I wanted to move to when I retired but now I need to figure out what country I want to move to

    • @kit-kat3356
      @kit-kat3356 Год назад +1

      Keep faith. As my granny used to say, this too shall pass ☺️

  • @Laufbursche4u
    @Laufbursche4u Год назад +4

    To be fair: I love the idea of MTG walking into a cell.

  • @davestagner
    @davestagner Год назад +1877

    I love that this episode is less than an hour old on RUclips, and it’s already badly out of date, missing out on the FBI raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago compound. It’s just impossible to stay ahead of the story when it comes to Trump.

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem Год назад +71

      We are living in interesting times

    • @rafaelduran911
      @rafaelduran911 Год назад +10

      Finally

    • @janea4777
      @janea4777 Год назад

      We spent 4 years trying to keep up with trumps scandals. Who cares what that loser is crying about now?

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Год назад +10

      Hopefully, a sea change.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +4

      Don't wet yourself

  • @edene.4870
    @edene.4870 Год назад +385

    About the cpac mock prisoner in a cell bit: I kinda immediately equated it mentally to people throwing food at zoo animals myself.

    • @pythonxz
      @pythonxz Год назад +10

      It would be fitting.

    • @Stranglars1
      @Stranglars1 Год назад +16

      The guy ratted out several of his Jan 6 participants by a plea deal...🤣🤣

    • @cnwil4594
      @cnwil4594 Год назад

      Dude, I agree. This MTG and those other scandalous Trump supporters have lost their minds. No one can trust any of them. Sad their are only a few decent GOPs/REBs.... I hope these GOPs/REBs become the primary leaders..... They really need to Ghost this clown Trump.

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 Год назад

      Michael Steven Sanford tried to shoot the President. He did a whopping six months in jail for that. But four years for the trespasser

    • @dougclem7711
      @dougclem7711 Год назад +8

      That cojungial visit was HOT! Blonde wife on her knees for her man not to forget her and fall in love with his Jan. 6th cellulite that has a VERY cool bass boat and a real M-16.

  • @andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew
    @andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew Год назад +11

    I’ve laughed at Trevor Noah’s jokes many times before and I’ll do it many times again, but I’ll never laugh as hard as I did at the preposterous notion of Marjorie Taylor Greene at a Broadway show.

  • @analmf1210
    @analmf1210 Год назад +5

    I want to see Marjorie Greene going to a real jail to pray. She would be "oh no, those are real criminals"

  • @TheNzFox
    @TheNzFox Год назад +640

    The 'changing New Zealand to Aotearoa" comes up every few years, it never goes anywhere which is a bit of a shame as I like the name a lot more, it means '"long white cloud" (often said as 'land of the long white cloud') which is reference to the fact we get crazy cloud patterns due to the mountain range stretching across the entire south island. Everyone I know from overseas is shocked by how fast moving and how constant our cloud cover is

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 Год назад +12

      I think there was a pokemon with that name

    • @l33tnobody1337
      @l33tnobody1337 Год назад +3

      I'm sort of out of the loop, have there been Referendums on renaming New Zealand?

    • @SphynxsShadow
      @SphynxsShadow Год назад +31

      I would prefer we called ourselves Aotearoa. We aren't connected to the old Zeeland to keep the "new". and it was never the new version of that. But like always yeah this aint going anywhere

    • @dongshengdi773
      @dongshengdi773 Год назад +2

      @@caniblmolstr4503 I love Pollo Loco chicken.

    • @chrisbubi8671
      @chrisbubi8671 Год назад

      @@l33tnobody1337 0Qqqeq7t2114

  • @dthomas9230
    @dthomas9230 Год назад +415

    The fake prisoner hiding his status as a snitch is very reality TV or Evangelicalism 101.

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan Год назад +1

      Repubs love being fakes...!!!
      ... Fake tears, fake outrage, fake prayers, fake Christians, fake patriots, fakes, fakes, fakes...!!!
      Repubs are the biggest fakers on the planet...!!!

    • @thediaz07
      @thediaz07 Год назад +1

      What

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 Год назад +34

      @@thediaz07 He got a plea deal to avoid actually doing time, by being a cooperator. Now he’s pretending to do time. He’s grifting off playing the victim, as is typical of MAGA & other evangelical/ cult-like movements.

    • @steviekc9057
      @steviekc9057 Год назад

      @@hks2377 ! Sheepishly me

    • @KingTez1983
      @KingTez1983 Год назад +14

      @@hks2377 This is so funny! Marjorie went in like "I'm not going to miss this photo op!!!"

  • @catherineferreragrand8177
    @catherineferreragrand8177 Год назад +52

    It's about time people see how well Biden is doing if, given the support needed, we need the sides to finally work together and get over the crime boss who is a waste of breath! And yes, I am a Republican! Let's not spend any more time on the crime boss and get him in prison and out of our news!!!

    • @zeyadsaeed9580
      @zeyadsaeed9580 Год назад

      hahahaahhahahahah, what alternate reality i am living in?

    • @mangomonkey6938
      @mangomonkey6938 Год назад

      How is it that all the Trump lickers can jump on Pres Biden for the few unfortunate deaths in Afghanistan but the hundreds of thousands of Covid deaths on Trump's watch aren't even mentioned anymore?

    • @CL-go2ji
      @CL-go2ji Год назад +1

      Preach it!

  • @richardanderson7888
    @richardanderson7888 Год назад +2

    I'm loving this Thanks for the Laughs it's helping me heal as I'm suffering from COVID now Thanks again for the Laughter

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Год назад +424

    CPAC proudly presents The Passion Of The Christ These People Are Insane

    • @mistyarcher802
      @mistyarcher802 Год назад +15

      Most underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Год назад +9

      Ohhh I'm borrowing this one. Perfect!

    • @1m2rich
      @1m2rich Год назад

      Like WWll Fascism the Catholic church wants their power and wealth back. It is dying. GOP is their bidders. Abuse boys is okay but they want to jail women for having an abortion and their doctors too. We should kick them out of America for interferring in our government.

    • @billycloudy9078
      @billycloudy9078 Год назад +7

      Or Crazy People At a Cult rally

    • @SL-yn4ju
      @SL-yn4ju Год назад +6

      they are psychos! 🤡

  • @AshIeyyy
    @AshIeyyy Год назад +1077

    We're all waiting for the next episode after they raided Trumps place 😁

  • @joshmoak3717
    @joshmoak3717 Год назад +2

    The headline about Marjorie Taylor green going to jail got me too excited

  • @16poetisa
    @16poetisa Год назад +5

    I love the audience member at 0:45 "WHAT?!?" 😂
    But seriously, my mom remembers lining up to get the polio vaccine in school. People were so glad to be able to protect their kids from such a scary disease.

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 Год назад +2

      I had 2 friends that had Polio back in the 50's and our school passed around "March-of-Dimes" cards to fill up with dimes and turn in to go toward the Polio research being done, Not only did I get the vaccine as soon as it was available, I've always been proud of being part of the generation that helped it be developed. On my first trip to San Diego, I went to the Salk Institute and was so proud of what we accomplished with our little cards of dimes. Made sure all my Great Grandchildren got the vaccine also!

  • @aracelidumlao5227
    @aracelidumlao5227 Год назад +269

    Oh Trevor, you’re so intelligent and the way you deliver your jokes is just exceptional.

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 Год назад +10

      He is one of my favorite comedians.

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm Год назад +12

      His IQ is undoubtedly higher than your average person's. Trevor possesses wit..

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 Год назад +6

      An absolute master of sarcasm, with unmatched timing!!

    • @thembalethuhaluhalu4498
      @thembalethuhaluhalu4498 Год назад

      Mkhaya wam

  • @FM-oh6pq
    @FM-oh6pq Год назад +326

    I'm more baffled by people who voted for Marjorie Taylor Greene than actual MTG.
    Thanks for the laughs Trevor! Informative, truthful, hilarious and on point as always.

    • @sophiejones3554
      @sophiejones3554 Год назад

      It’s not a mystery really. Their parents voted for David Duke, the Grand Wizard of the KKK.

    • @ge.9102
      @ge.9102 Год назад +24

      A lot of hateful, ignorant people out there. I'm not surprised at all.

    • @donnakirk3513
      @donnakirk3513 Год назад

      ????.????

    • @anthonymorris615
      @anthonymorris615 Год назад

      The people who voted for her did so out of spite for liberals. They aren't the smartest.

    • @MagicDragon777
      @MagicDragon777 Год назад +1

      The South is like another dimension.

  • @neverbrokeagain7007
    @neverbrokeagain7007 Год назад +3

    Bro 😂 you're the best of doing Trump voice 😂😂😂💯

  • @kmz1820
    @kmz1820 Год назад +2

    That trump imitation was scarily accurate lol

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi
    @AskMississippiAskMississippi Год назад +1301

    “My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

    • @twb6821
      @twb6821 Год назад +16

      The World As I See It

    • @TheBLGL
      @TheBLGL Год назад +14

      Albert Einstein misspelled “anarchism”, but at least Tolstoy had sense.

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 Год назад +7

      Let's be serious. Einstein was one of the biggest seekers of celebrity status, though he richly deserved it.

    • @Raphael.6
      @Raphael.6 Год назад +7

      Quoted exclusively because we as a society idolize the guy!lol

    • @martinsonderbynielsen9656
      @martinsonderbynielsen9656 Год назад

      8

  • @FridgeChic
    @FridgeChic Год назад +188

    I always want to see TV hosts reactions in real time when they find out big news! Tomorrow night's shows are gonna be epic.

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 Год назад

      So Trevor wants generals who side with the CCP

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 Год назад

      Biggest Action Movie of the Year

  • @theresahumphrey7371
    @theresahumphrey7371 Год назад +3

    This segment was so funny you had me laughing so hard!!

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 Год назад +7

    Sometimes...I can't help but face-palm at what Trump says. I should be numb, but everytime I feel like I'm used to it, he one-ups himself.

  • @mystronghand4038
    @mystronghand4038 Год назад +130

    FBI at tRumps tonight: "we're here for person woman man camera tv"

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime Год назад +440

    I had to force myself to sit through the CPAC segment here. Throwing money into the fake prison cell is such a symbolically Republican thing to do.

    • @bradwilliams6574
      @bradwilliams6574 Год назад +4

      Yeah like how sweet of you maybe he can pick up a pack of smokes from canteen

    • @kmc7062
      @kmc7062 Год назад

      And the idiots keep giving their money to Trump too. The grift never ends.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Год назад

      Thanks for warning me! I was able to fast forward before I got it on me!

    • @jds1392
      @jds1392 Год назад +2

      But remember that many real prisons don't get special tax deductions that individuals get and still
      don't provide the non-felon with an education.

    • @jds1392
      @jds1392 Год назад

      Throw have Educated people who commit calculated REAL crimes exchange jail cells with the ones Rich boy cells

  • @MeMe-ht2hd
    @MeMe-ht2hd Год назад +2

    As a independent Clever Comedy as this and getting news from all sources on my app keeps my mind more Centered on issues. Keep doing your thing 👌

  • @Lekikna
    @Lekikna Год назад +1

    The prisoner part killed me 😹

  • @maggiecunningham8952
    @maggiecunningham8952 Год назад +159

    Trevor: “This is a woman who is actually part of running you’re country!”
    please don’t remind us

    • @elmarobberts5128
      @elmarobberts5128 Год назад

      @lygophile 🤣🤣

    • @mattolivier9465
      @mattolivier9465 Год назад

      No she isn't. Not "MY" country! Nice try clown girl. I don't support your government. Shame on you!

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Год назад +8

      Actually she doesn't work at all, she's had every commitee appointment revoked. She's an elected troll, something unique to the GOP.

    • @qwerrweterterhrhry
      @qwerrweterterhrhry Год назад

      *your

  • @cinephile1712
    @cinephile1712 Год назад +16

    Oh, wow. A fake jail cell with MTG praying for the performance artist. I can’t even.

  • @PBthesquirrel
    @PBthesquirrel Год назад +4

    3:28, "because we've changed the world! In a way where you rarely get the opportunity to do that."
    Dude, you are the head majority of the US House of Reps, your job is to change the world! You get these opportunities all the time and whiff it almost every time!
    That being said, glad you got one in this time, Chuck 👍

  • @halfbreezynumuzic3764
    @halfbreezynumuzic3764 Год назад +1

    Trevor's voices and impressions are fuqing hilarious 😂😆😆

  • @mikeyoung9810
    @mikeyoung9810 Год назад +144

    Just think, there are those that would vote for him again. 🤔 Maybe we don't need a new president, just new voters. Voters that expect their president to defend the constitution and the citizens and not just himself.

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 Год назад

      I was honestly hoping most of the crazies would die from covid.

    • @saigaihikigane6150
      @saigaihikigane6150 Год назад +4

      Build a time machine and go back to the civil war, prevent Lincoln’s assassination, send General Sherman back in. Problem solved.

    • @Fire-Queen
      @Fire-Queen Год назад

      @MikeYoung how do you suppose that's done? These people feel disenfranchised and deserve to be heard as well... However, the danger to democracy would have to be continued to be dealt with legally. And the 'deprogramming' of cult members takes a generation or two... Just look at the Nazi's in Germany... As long as the rot isn't stopped and removed, it keep spreading!

    • @lynlyn1895
      @lynlyn1895 Год назад +12

      Sorry Mike! Won’t happen until we produce a more intelligent society of people who can think for themselves and not be swayed with style above substance! 🥲

    • @1yabeyabe
      @1yabeyabe Год назад +1

      That's why we need open borders.

  • @jadalemu6618
    @jadalemu6618 Год назад +183

    Beyond the jokes and puns, this show really shows what’s going on in the country.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Год назад +7

      If you actually believe that you're very lost.

    • @l11lI11
      @l11lI11 Год назад

      Don't ever forget what Trevor and Rachael tried to do. This is 🇺🇸

    • @historysyourbestfriend5500
      @historysyourbestfriend5500 Год назад +5

      @@yankee2666 then why are you taking the time to watch this video…if you’re so “above it all”

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад

      GUESS YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE CLINTONS STOLE $190,000 OF ITEMS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE AFTER BILL WAS IMPEACHED. OR THAT OBAMMY TOOK 30 MILLION PAGES AND PUT THEM IN A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO - WHAT WAS IN THOSE 30 MILLION PAGES?

    • @bobdob6612
      @bobdob6612 Год назад

      @@historysyourbestfriend5500 because we all got click baited by the title.

  • @Poketom-ob1dl
    @Poketom-ob1dl Год назад +2

    0:44 that little “what?” From the audience

  • @cjjones8036
    @cjjones8036 Год назад +2

    Much love Trevor keep doing your thing 💯

  • @artmchugh5644
    @artmchugh5644 Год назад +14

    KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE ? THE F.B.I. !!!!!!!😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • @MoonKeyDLaughy
    @MoonKeyDLaughy Год назад +17

    That jail cell got me 😂💀

  • @sarahdee374
    @sarahdee374 Год назад +3

    Looked to me like MTG was fixin' to do something other than pray!

  • @elijahf8
    @elijahf8 Год назад +1

    The Trump impersonations get me, every time 🤣😂🤣

  • @andrewbelle9572
    @andrewbelle9572 Год назад +31

    This man Trevor was going off on the jokes today. My goodness he has me dying LOL

  • @Devilninja333
    @Devilninja333 Год назад +57

    I’ve seen that picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene in the jail cell with that fake prisoner, and somebody put the brazzers logo 😂😂😂

  • @johnstuartsmith
    @johnstuartsmith Год назад +2

    American soldiers, from privates to generals, all swear the same oath, to support and defend the Constitution. The Nazis swore an oath of loyalty to the Fuhrer. I prefer the American practice.

  • @fish1999onBass
    @fish1999onBass Год назад +2

    *Super duper grooviness and funny thank you Trevor* 🐟🔥🐟

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows Год назад +152

    I’m glad they reminded their base. With the mock jail cell.That Trumpers committed a crime on the 6th

    • @mattolivier9465
      @mattolivier9465 Год назад +1

      What is a Trumper and also what crime did they commit on the 6th?

    • @jasonmosley4136
      @jasonmosley4136 Год назад

      What about C.H.O.P.? Oh wait no one went to jail for that one because they are DEMS

    • @derekoh7998
      @derekoh7998 Год назад

      @@mattolivier9465 ether trump or his supporters. Trump started a raid on the White House. His supporters though were the ones who invaded the house.

    • @someone1tohold
      @someone1tohold Год назад

      @@mattolivier9465 I know you guy's love in a bubble but my gawd man. get out some. cant live on fake news alone, especially when their trying to push a made up narrative so bad that they forget what's been left in and and out of the plot points.

    • @chocobro77
      @chocobro77 Год назад

      What crime from who? No not TRUMP supporters blame again....SO TIRESOME!!

  • @sreace723
    @sreace723 Год назад +17

    MTG got confused and thought she was at her other job as fluffer.

  • @scarlettfoxx8210
    @scarlettfoxx8210 Год назад +1

    The lines between comedy and reality have never been so thin.Well done Trev and greetings from RSA :)

  • @chaging1
    @chaging1 Год назад +5

    It was not a FBI raid; but a regular touring visit at Mar-A-Lago…
    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @healthy2202
    @healthy2202 Год назад +62

    MTG was in the prisoner cell. fake cell. I thought she was kneeling in a way that was going to get her on the inmates most wanted list.

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 Год назад +3

      Yes...and "do it" in front of all those....er, uh....maggats!
      😄

    • @mjt11860
      @mjt11860 Год назад

      lol, i was going to make a comment on that. hilarious!

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese Год назад +1

      Fake prisoner fake Christian It makes sense. They're both performance artists.

    • @reubenherrera9827
      @reubenherrera9827 Год назад

      And why was she on her knees in front of that young man? Terrible image.

  • @d.sullivan9718
    @d.sullivan9718 Год назад +3

    Trevor Noah you're so hilarious 😂 😃 thank you for your great comedy makes my heart smile. ❤️ is so beautiful

  • @nels7347
    @nels7347 Год назад +2

    It doesn't look like Marjorie is praying to me

  • @clarencegoddard6527
    @clarencegoddard6527 Год назад +32

    MTG in a drama production about a problem that never existed. Layers of delusions based on a true dream.

  • @sleepingkindaof
    @sleepingkindaof Год назад +75

    I love how in DC they say "we worked from dusk till dawn" like that shouldn't be the normal for them

    • @LemonToGo
      @LemonToGo Год назад

      Lol

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Год назад +9

      I don’t know about you. But I don’t like to work from ‘dusk till dawn’ either

    • @jayedith9398
      @jayedith9398 Год назад +5

      If you have a family, working overnight can really affect your children

    • @lberghaus
      @lberghaus Год назад +8

      They should be working normal hours as a Congress, and then a few extra hours with their staff. In crisis, they should work extended hours as needed.

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 Год назад +1

      How many US citizens have to work two jobs to just keep a roof for themselves? Sick of tone deaf elected public servants.

  • @karentiger8812
    @karentiger8812 Год назад +1

    That CPAC thing is just f***ed up. I literally don't have any idea what else to say... just when I think it can't get weirder

  • @marywemigwase3354
    @marywemigwase3354 Год назад +4

    I love Trevor Noah. His humor got us through Covid

    • @marywemigwase3354
      @marywemigwase3354 Год назад +1

      He showed up like a miracle from his and reminded us to laugh regardless of the problems in the world

  • @FactStorm
    @FactStorm Год назад +69

    The best Trump impression, hands down. It never gets old, I always burst out laughing at the accuracy! 😂

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад

      GUESS YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE CLINTONS STOLE $190,000 OF ITEMS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE AFTER BILL WAS IMPEACHED. OR THAT OBAMMY TOOK 30 MILLION PAGES AND PUT THEM IN A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO - WHAT WAS IN THOSE 30 MILLION PAGES?

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm Год назад

      @@SipLeila I never said anything about the Clintons, you caps-locking nut.

  • @andydahl181
    @andydahl181 Год назад +250

    His fragile ego needs sensationalism to survive, and this is the guy who sat alone in WE the PEOPLE's house, for 2 hours, BASKING in HIS GLORY, watching HIS followers commit carnage on the Capital, with ZERO regard for any human life, other then his own.

    • @charlesfinster4893
      @charlesfinster4893 Год назад +4

      "Carnage" 😂

    • @nonapplicable1013
      @nonapplicable1013 Год назад +1

      Trump 2024 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 Год назад

      @@charlesfinster4893 you laugh, but the rest of the world sure wasn’t laughing when it looked like the US government might be toppled by a pro-fascist mob… We looked on in horror (and continue to do so as there continue to be idiots who defend those people)

    • @stevenrais9360
      @stevenrais9360 Год назад +7

      @@charlesfinster4893 what would you call it? A peaceful protest?

    • @saschamaj
      @saschamaj Год назад +9

      3 hours and 7 minutes to be precise.

  • @josephthebobcat5085
    @josephthebobcat5085 Год назад

    This segment is epic

  • @andrewwenner2781
    @andrewwenner2781 Год назад +1

    Love u Trevor, ur the only truth teller out there

  • @angelwings1888
    @angelwings1888 Год назад +10

    That guy playing a prisoner in a cage is truly a drama queen 👠

  • @bw13579_
    @bw13579_ Год назад +114

    TREVOR IS SIMPLY AMAZING, SPEAKS THE TRUTH IN A HILARIOUS WAY 😂

    • @Mike-rh8ii
      @Mike-rh8ii Год назад +4

      He really is, but I still wish John Stewart had a nightly show.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Год назад +3

      @@Mike-rh8ii Nah, he's way too busy getting all of us to INSIST that he runs for POTUS

    • @maddogfargo3153
      @maddogfargo3153 Год назад +1

      He's funny when he lies too! This is great!

    • @vishnuraveendran2772
      @vishnuraveendran2772 Год назад +3

      @@maddogfargo3153 we got a crybaby here🤣🤣

    • @Humongous420
      @Humongous420 Год назад

      Sometimes he tells the truth and sometimes he is funny. He is often very biased and ignorant to facts that don't suit his racial agenda

  • @donnasmith3520
    @donnasmith3520 Год назад +1

    Well, someone who was unworthy to be a soldier has no right to a bunch of generals.

  • @Meeee1968
    @Meeee1968 Год назад +1

    I can't believe I actually got my hopes up that MTG was in jail. I should have known better. It was wishful thinking. Anyway, what she really needs is a padded room and a jacket that buckles in the back.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Год назад +57

    Can’t wait til Trevor covers the Trump raid

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 Год назад

      Could be the next Top Gun Maverick

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад

      @@vokasimid5330 could be you can't think up a different comment.

  • @Fallen7Pie
    @Fallen7Pie Год назад +117

    Calling the HBO merger Discovery+ is like calling The Avengers; Hawkeye and friends

    • @hikebikearchaeology1782
      @hikebikearchaeology1782 Год назад +5

      because of the greatness of HBO :D. They made Rom, Deadwood, GoT, The Wire, Westworld, Sopranos and by doing so earned a very special space in my heart.

    • @napalmovce6033
      @napalmovce6033 Год назад +2

      @binomalia idk man, some reality tv can be kinda fun. my favourite right now is the secret of skinwalker ranch. it's a pretty fun (comedy) horror mockumentary series. the comedy is probably unintentional but it works. the characters are fun although they should have written more female characters into the show. the main protagonist has a great accent. there are some plot holes and the directing could be better but it's not too distracting.

    • @TrickOrRetreat
      @TrickOrRetreat Год назад +5

      So what happens to my life long Hbo Max membership for 6 bucks a month ? They probably have some technical excuse to beef it up to 15 bucks.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад

      @binomalia Reality shows are a sign of how culturally bankrupt the U.S. has become. Our media and even our politicians pander to the lowest common denominator.

    • @lucky14cricket56
      @lucky14cricket56 Год назад

      @@hikebikearchaeology1782 HBO is the best. Even their foreign series, like the beforeigners, it’s in Norwegian, but worth the watch. 30 coins was awesome too. Camping was hilarious, there’s too many to name.

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie Год назад

    The stock segment was hilarious!

  • @tej226
    @tej226 Год назад

    The birthday merge hit home for me 😆😆

  • @millieo7155
    @millieo7155 Год назад +103

    This is why he wanted generals in his cabinet. He told them to make the decisions and he didn’t need to hear from them. Surely giving them this power was intending to develop loyal, obedient men in control of the military when the coup comes.

    • @dmercury292
      @dmercury292 Год назад +5

      🎯🎯🎯

    • @barryrammer7906
      @barryrammer7906 Год назад +4

      It's coming

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 Год назад

      @@barryrammer7906 - And the Titanic will safely dock at New York harbor, too... (=snicker=)

  • @Tallness1000
    @Tallness1000 Год назад +11

    I absolutely love when Trever brakes from his own sarcasm. Priceless.

  • @kyriaemegawatt8397
    @kyriaemegawatt8397 Год назад

    I was just visiting Aotearoa NZ. ITs so awesome!!

  • @peacewillow
    @peacewillow Год назад +1

    i will definitely miss your trump impersonation, trevor. 🤗
    you were one of the best at it!! 💕

  • @vrtillinfinity
    @vrtillinfinity Год назад +28

    Honestly I liked that she went in that cell with the actor, but I would’ve loved it more if they locked her in there and threw the keys away.

  • @Whywhowhatwher
    @Whywhowhatwher Год назад +4

    What happened in CPAK Mock Jail cell is the simple definition of a CULT 🙂

  • @coco0076
    @coco0076 Год назад

    Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @jonathansanders9816
    @jonathansanders9816 Год назад +1

    You all know that feeling when you see something that doesn't involve you at all, but you feel embarrassed...I felt that when Taylor Green kneeled. I had to look away 😄.

  • @rabbitgothops
    @rabbitgothops Год назад +17

    She told him "I'll be locked up too myself, be strong"

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 Год назад +1

      Maybe share the same cell...have jailhouse babies...hope the jail is in Texas!😄

  • @kroon1930
    @kroon1930 Год назад +17

    Hot tip: Whenever you find MTG in a cell, even if it's a fake one, CLOSE THE DOOR.... 😆😂
    Edit; and lock it😎

  • @hokshii
    @hokshii Год назад +1

    michael kosta absolutely crushing it with this segment yet again!

  • @triciac1019
    @triciac1019 Год назад +1

    Well done President Biden! This is a great show!

  • @abocas
    @abocas Год назад +24

    My mother and all mothers here had the sense, in the 50', to get her children vaccinated. - for everything available.
    So ... small pox, rubella, measles (Tetanus every 10 years)
    and polio (and now Covid) come on!

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад

      COVID VAX IS NOT THE SAME AS OTHER VAXES. GETTING THE VAX WILL LEAVE YOU LESS ABLE TO FIGHT OTHER DISEASES THAT IS ACCORDING TO A DUTCH SCIENTST.

  • @dman7175
    @dman7175 Год назад +70

    Trump may go down in history the way documents go down his new Super Flushers toilets.

    • @rocketsmall4547
      @rocketsmall4547 Год назад

      i want the gold toilet. make sure is made out of gold. with build in paper shredder

  • @justloadalready8839
    @justloadalready8839 Год назад

    Wait, but for real though, is the choco taco back?? I need this right now

  • @christymccartney3870
    @christymccartney3870 Год назад +2

    Biden is a dedicated and warm Président. His head and heart are in the right place for America.

  • @Dougland214
    @Dougland214 Год назад +71

    That book in that quote why can't you be like a German general is perfect timing because I'm watching this one hour after I heard about the raid at marlardo. Ivana is standing up in her grave giving a bow right now!

    • @vokasimid5330
      @vokasimid5330 Год назад +1

      Biggest Action Movie of The Year. Could've beat Top Gun Maverick

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +1

      @@vokasimid5330 kind of a low bar there.

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila Год назад

      GUESS YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE CLINTONS STOLE $190,000 OF ITEMS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE AFTER BILL WAS IMPEACHED. OR THAT OBAMMY TOOK 30 MILLION PAGES AND PUT THEM IN A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO - WHAT WAS IN THOSE 30 MILLION PAGES?