Whenever I'm having a shitty day, I come to this video and laugh so hard that I cry. Thank you for this work of artistic genius, it has brought me so much joy.
*Spiderman hands you a pizza *You open the pizza *It's mush. Completely liquid with the consistency of mud *Spiderman starts talking to himself. Not whispering or muttering, fully talking to himself as if someone else was there. *Spiderman babbles about missing some sort of class before swinging away. *You are very fucking confused
I love that when you hear "That was my last delivery I''d better hurry back... Oh no doctor Conner's class I got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it, hes gonna kill me." It sounds like it's just a never ending string of words.
Peter, you are fully aware of the effects of what flipping will do to the state of the many pizzas strapped to your back, so why do you persist? Is it perhaps you do not care about the pizzas, the job, or your dignity? Or perhaps it is a combination of all of them? No, the problem lies deeper. You now see the futility of your existence. While you were once heralded as the "friendly neighborhood Spider-Man," your reputation has since been tarnished, forever cursed to deliver pizza while eternally struggling to find meaning... to find Dr. Conners class. But search as you might, you will never make it. Because the appointed time has already passed. You are searching for a class you are already late to. That is why you flip the pizzas. Because you do not care whether or not Mr. Aziz flips out. Because even if you deliver the pizzas perfectly and Mr. Aziz praises you, this victory would mean nothing compared to the failure you have now become.
reasons Tobey's trilogy sucks -bad script -bad acting -bad characters -inaccurate -stupid -bad acting -he keeps missing the class -he does not deliver pizzas well -sam raimi is not for super heroes -pizza
In this alternate timeline, New York's water supply was replaced with vodka and so every slowly loses their minds. Spiderman can't save them for he too was intoxicated. so remember kids. Ｄ ｏ ｎ ' ｔ Ｂ ｅ Ｌ ａ ｔ ｅ
Why would you even speed up this masterpiece to 2x? WHY? The genius of it all is it shows off Tobey's sub par , " I dont give a fuck this is for a video game " acting because by slowing it down you feel just how much lack of any emotion he put into any of his lines.
This is what should've happened in the movie. Because Peter being late with delivering the pizzas cheapens the whole scene of him turning into Spider-Man. What's the point of having superpowers if you can't use them to avoid being late? They should've written it so he _does_ deliver the pizzas on time, but they're all flipped so Peter gets fired regardless.
The Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame is the pinnacle of modern gaming, and will stand as a monument to our society after we have been dust for Millenia. With cutting edge graphics, an incredible, gripping score to rival the most earth shaking epics, and gameplay so immersive that even VR technology cannot match it to this day, the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame remains to this date, the most important part of gaming history to ever exist. It is said that within the code to this reality shattering epic of a saga, lays the secrets of the universe laid bare for all mortals to see. The only way our simple earthly shells can comprehend it is through the Pizza Delivery Minigame, offering us the closest glimpse to heaven itself of anything yet discovered by humans. This divinity comes at a price however, as many have lost their lives enthralled by the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame, and wasted away before their screens, unable to tear themselves away from this Utopian masterpiece of gaming, muttering to their last breaths, "pizza time, pizza time, pizza time" I too have experienced the glory of this beautiful magnum opus of human achievement, and this is where I sit now, writing what could possibly be my last message ever. I have seen the universe, and it is the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame.
If Peter Parker is the only delivery boy at Mr. Aziz's pizza place, and he delivers pizza in full Spider-Man costume, wouldn't that make it extremely easy for somebody to deduce Spider-Man's secret identity?
@@spectrevampire I got off the phone with the customer, and they weren't sure if their pizza arrived because they couldn't identify what was in the box! What are you doing, Parker?!
Игры
I love how they don't even question the fact that Spider-Man is delivering their pizza...
Ainsley Harriott super hero's don't get paid.
though they get their meat a good ol' rub instead
And he's the ONLY delivery boy too.
Look a pizza is a mess
Wooaah! He stole that guy's pizza!
If I flip Mr. Aziz, the pizzas will flip out.
I don't even want to see how the pizza looks right now
+Jalen Brito imagine vomit but with a little pepperoni on top
+Moist Nugget (Shows up late) Took you long engough and look at this pizza it's ruined
Papa if i flip these diseases mr nurgle will flip out
if I Mister Aziz the pizzas, out will flip flip
Times are tough for Spiderman
dr conners classssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
hesgonnakillllllllllllllllllmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is that Squid Girl as your profile picture?
exxeld Indeed they are...
Fuck
theeeze pizzaaas are in gooood handssss
IF I FLIP MR.AZIZ,THE PIZZA WILL FLIP OUT!
gnome child deeeezzzz nnnnnuuuuuttttttsssss
gnome child I have many pizza's waiting to be delivered and you Are late like always you have 1 minute don't be late!
*oh no... Dr. Connors class*
🏃♂️
the very end makes it look like spiderman is about to hang himself due to crippling depression
Schlomo Kikestein
Peter Parker died for your sins and your pizza.
*I have Osteoporosis.*
I love how despite everything Peter is saying he still keeps doing front flips
oh noooo.... the pizza.... i was so caught up in doctor connors class i forgot all about the pizza.... mr aziz gotta be liquified by now.....
DCGR10G
Spat out my drink. Thanks
You are absolutely welcome
damn that was poetry. me and my bro laughed harder than at pizza time
*diarrhea noises*
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE STOOOOOOOOOLE THAAAAAAAAAT GUYSSSSS PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA
pppiiiizzzaaa tttttttttiimmee
iimmm nnnoott ppaayyinng ffor thhose
Thank you google, i REALLY needed that translation.
With great pizzas comes great pizza delivery.
SANIAISTIE that's wrong!
But it's so right!
If I flip the pizzas, Mr. Aziz will flip out
G O N N A B E A M I R A C L E I F T H O S E P I Z Z A S A R E E V E N R E C O G N I Z A B L E
The pizzas must be liquified by now.
No,it's too good.
five fucking years ago, this was written.
OH NO
DOCTOR CONNOR’S CLASS
1:05
*Ｌ Ｏ Ｏ Ｋ Ｉ Ｎ Ｇ Ｇ Ｏ Ｏ Ｄ*
Joker.
ｄｉｄ ａｎｙｂｏｄｙ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｖｉｄｅｏ ｊｕｓｔ ｒｅｐｅａｔｉｎｇ ａ ｌｉｎｅ ｆｒｏｍ ｉｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｆｕｎｎｙ ｗｉｄｅ ｔｅｘｔ ｙｅｔ？
y e s
You waited 5 years for this meme train truly a visionary.
ROCKCOCK64 *F U C K N O !*
How do I learn to meme like you
I feel personally targeted.
Someone got into aunt may's zantax pills.
The fuck is Zantax?
Should have been Zantac. The typo monster came to town.
www.drugs.com/zantac.html
Why would heartburn medication cause someone to act this way. You meant Xanax, which I knew, just thought it was funny you mixed up two medications.
Lol guess I haven't paid enough attention to all those drug commercials on tv
minkle Do you not know of Zlatain
Whenever I'm having a shitty day, I come to this video and laugh so hard that I cry. Thank you for this work of artistic genius, it has brought me so much joy.
mmazingace the comments make it funnier
It turned into a meme
which liquified first, the pizzas or peter's brain?
Peter’s brain, obviously
Yes.
mr aziz :0
Both
The octopus
I'm imagining Spider-Man handing her the pizza and it's just some gross slush that is seeping out of the box.
Here’s your Pizza Smoothie in a Box! That’ll be $11.95.
*(squish)* "Pizza Time :D"
Look at this pizza! It's a mess!
*Spiderman hands you a pizza
*You open the pizza
*It's mush. Completely liquid with the consistency of mud
*Spiderman starts talking to himself. Not whispering or muttering, fully talking to himself as if someone else was there.
*Spiderman babbles about missing some sort of class before swinging away.
*You are very fucking confused
I just love how in all these videos he always complains about Dr. Connor's class. I laugh so much at that.
I love that when you hear "That was my last delivery I''d better hurry back... Oh no doctor Conner's class I got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it, hes gonna kill me." It sounds like it's just a never ending string of words.
Peter is mentally deranged
wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
he stole that guy's PIZZA
ＴＨＥＳＥ ＰＩＺＺＡＳ ＡＲＥ ＩＮ ＧＯＯＤ ＨＡＮＤＳ
how the *fuck* are you makin this *_SHIT_* FONT
i need to use google beacuse of you
Peter, you are fully aware of the effects of what flipping will do to the state of the many pizzas strapped to your back, so why do you persist? Is it perhaps you do not care about the pizzas, the job, or your dignity? Or perhaps it is a combination of all of them? No, the problem lies deeper. You now see the futility of your existence. While you were once heralded as the "friendly neighborhood Spider-Man," your reputation has since been tarnished, forever cursed to deliver pizza while eternally struggling to find meaning... to find Dr. Conners class. But search as you might, you will never make it. Because the appointed time has already passed. You are searching for a class you are already late to. That is why you flip the pizzas. Because you do not care whether or not Mr. Aziz flips out. Because even if you deliver the pizzas perfectly and Mr. Aziz praises you, this victory would mean nothing compared to the failure you have now become.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
deep
Oh shit
Nobel Prize
-Harry Osborn
H E Y
H E J U S T S T O L E T H A T G U Y S P I Z Z A !
L O O K A D I S P I Z Z A
I S S A M E S S !
I ' m N o T p A y I n G f O r T h O s e ! ! !
I can't stand within a mile of this video without laughing hard
OOOOH NOOOOO, HE IS GONNAAAA FLIIIIIPPP OUUUUT
JUSTTTT LIKEEEE THOOOOOSEEE PIZZAAAAAASSSSSSS
*hands me the aux cord* "You better not play trash"
*puts video on 0.5 x speed*
Peter, we have to take you to the hospital.
Jose5k no at 0.25, peter we gotta turn off the life support machine.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
noooooooooooooooo
dooooooctoooooooor
cooooooonnooooor's
claaaaaaaaaassssss
Oh my god
If Iiiiiiiii flip the piiiiiizzaaaas, Miiiiiiisteeeeeer Aziiiiiiz wiiiiiiill flip oooouuuuuut.
If I flip the pizzas Mister Disease will flip out!
Dont ruin the joke, Breakin
Shoot he flipped the pizzas, now Mister Disease is out
Screw you Peter
"he's gunna kill me..."
He gives up in life and just hangs there.
I just love the ending in which Spiderman contemplates his life, existence and meaning.
It sounds like he just gives up talking halfway through each line and either starts stumbling over his words or just dies out.
This is just terrible. Those pizzas have to be liquified by now!
LOOKIT THIS PIZZA! IT'S A MESS!
here's a thought: Wouldn't Mr. Aziz's pizza shop get a reputation for having Spiderman as a delivery boy? That'd blow his cover real quick.
Reasons Amazing Spider-Man film series sucks:
1.) No pizza
2.) No suspense in the form of a possibly irate Mr. Aziz
reasons Tobey's trilogy sucks
-bad script
-bad acting
-bad characters
-inaccurate
-stupid
-bad acting
-he keeps missing the class
-he does not deliver pizzas well
-sam raimi is not for super heroes
-pizza
@@fellowscales458 bruh you just named all the reasons why the trilogy is a masterpiece
*is extremely drunk*
"don't wooorry, th peezas are in goooood hands"
watching this video at 0.5 changed my life
In this alternate timeline, New York's water supply was replaced with vodka and so every slowly loses their minds. Spiderman can't save them for he too was intoxicated.
so remember kids.
Ｄ ｏ ｎ ' ｔ Ｂ ｅ Ｌ ａ ｔ ｅ
Memes aside, this game was damn near perfect at the time of its release.
Pizzas: Flipped
Doctor Connor's class: Missed.
Sides: gone.
My problem: missed
Mr. Aziz: Flipped Out
Pizzas: Also a Mess
Thaaatt wasss muh lasss derrriveerrrryy bettturrr hurrrry baaaaakk
this video is a classic and his depressed mumble still nearly brings me to tears. this is truly what it’s like to be in high school
"These pizzas are in good hands!" (Walks out of the wrong door)
You would think the lady would be like "wtf spider man just delivered me a pizza" but nope she is just pissed its messed up
Why would you even speed up this masterpiece to 2x? WHY?
The genius of it all is it shows off Tobey's sub par , " I dont give a fuck this is for a video game " acting because by slowing it down you feel just how much lack of any emotion he put into any of his lines.
I always play this at work to feel better. Never ceases to make me laugh.
This is what having a minimum wage job feels like
It's ridiculous that I've been trying to find this video again for years and just now figured out the right search terms lmap
Peter your drinking and swinging has to stop your life is in shambles :(
Man, Spiderman: No Way Home (2021) looks great
If I flip these pizzas, Mr Aziz will flip out
*proceeds to flip pizzas*
oohh noo Mr. connorss claasss
why am i laughing so hard
Because he's jostling the pizza and keeps warning the player in slow motion.
“Look at this pizza - its a mess!”
loooooking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I wish I knew why this makes me choke to death laughing
RIP Zyzz
This is what should've happened in the movie. Because Peter being late with delivering the pizzas cheapens the whole scene of him turning into Spider-Man. What's the point of having superpowers if you can't use them to avoid being late? They should've written it so he _does_ deliver the pizzas on time, but they're all flipped so Peter gets fired regardless.
you predicted the meme 5 years into the future
You'll get your pizza when you fix this DAMN DOOR!
Slow this video down at 0.5 speed for greatness...
hahaha holy shit
*Oh no, Doctor Connor's class*
*puts this video on 2x speed*
:I
+Jose5k you're the kind of guy who walks by a kid and pops his balloon aren't you :l
I am the Fun Killer
Christian Baez xd
This was my favorite thing to do on the pizza missions in Spider man 2.
That game was probably the best spider man game ever.
The Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame is the pinnacle of modern gaming, and will stand as a monument to our society after we have been dust for Millenia. With cutting edge graphics, an incredible, gripping score to rival the most earth shaking epics, and gameplay so immersive that even VR technology cannot match it to this day, the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame remains to this date, the most important part of gaming history to ever exist. It is said that within the code to this reality shattering epic of a saga, lays the secrets of the universe laid bare for all mortals to see. The only way our simple earthly shells can comprehend it is through the Pizza Delivery Minigame, offering us the closest glimpse to heaven itself of anything yet discovered by humans. This divinity comes at a price however, as many have lost their lives enthralled by the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame, and wasted away before their screens, unable to tear themselves away from this Utopian masterpiece of gaming, muttering to their last breaths, "pizza time, pizza time, pizza time" I too have experienced the glory of this beautiful magnum opus of human achievement, and this is where I sit now, writing what could possibly be my last message ever. I have seen the universe, and it is the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame.
If Peter Parker is the only delivery boy at Mr. Aziz's pizza place, and he delivers pizza in full Spider-Man costume, wouldn't that make it extremely easy for somebody to deduce Spider-Man's secret identity?
there is something really disturbing to me about the smashed pizza graphic in the top right corner
0:55 "if i flip these pizzas Mr. Aziz's will flip out" *SURGE OF ITALIAN MUSIC*
Spiderman just showed up in my suggestions and now they won't go away
"These pizza's are in good hands". The pizza's were in fact, not in good hands
It wiiillll be a miracle if thooosse pizzasss are eveeen recognizable anymooorre.....
sometimes pizza times it sometimes it sometimes it sometimes it pizza times pizza
Pizza Time!! Woah..he stole that guy's pizza!
A work of sheer, utter beauty. A classic.
liquified hood classic
These absolutely fucking destroy me.
"I have many pizzas need delivering" *Gives one pizza to spidy.
Spiderman 2 the only game that tells you how many jostles you have left
What if spiderman is really a stoner pizza delivery boy called peter parker that day dreams about being a superhero.
You mean he's not?
0:38 This is the exact second that I lost the ability to think
"If I flip the pizza, Die-Hardman will flip out!" - Sam Porter Bridges
HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA
I had to find this video again after all these years of laughing at it when I was a kid. And I must say it still makes me smile.
When you and your boss are high as fuck but there's pizzas that need delivering
This is like a fever dream
Exaggerated swagger of a pizza delivery man
A drunk Spider-Man, in the end, contemplates his life in an alley and eventually hangs himself with the two webs.
2:20
End of Pizangelion
Underrated comment
I accidentally had this at x2 without noticing
L I Q U I F I E D
Doctor: You have two minutes and 35 seconds to live.
Me:
if you don't remember playing down syndrome spiderman while you were growing up then you had no childhood
This is what happens when Spider-Man takes Jet.
Thiiisrealllybaeed
THOSE PIZZAS MUST BE L I Q U I F I E D BY NOW
I often come back to this video. Always makes me laugh 😂
"Don't worry Mr.azeze these pizzas are in good hands" 👍
*Swings around fucking Manhattan at at least 200 mph.*
Tommy Wiseau reprising his award-winning role as Mr. Aziz.
dont be laaate
This is the pinnacle of all Spider-Man 2 memes
"I have many pizzas that need delivering, and you are late, like always."
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
GooooOOOooo!
@@stevenstice6683 Aw, little Aziz Jr. You gonna cry?
@@spectrevampire I got off the phone with the customer, and they weren't sure if their pizza arrived because they couldn't identify what was in the box! What are you doing, Parker?!
@@stevenstice6683 They'll get their pizzas when they FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Why am I discovering this video now?
oh no peter why