Bjork Takes apart her TV.

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @CIMB4
    @CIMB4 5 лет назад +691

    0:49 minecraft skeleton idle sound🙃

  • @ryandenki
    @ryandenki 14 лет назад +293

    Bjork's best advice is at the end: "You shouldn't let poets lie to you."

  • @johnw3194
    @johnw3194 5 лет назад +373

    Oh man i wish it was at least a 30 min video of her. She is soooooo sweet and adorable.

    • @KFPSplayer
      @KFPSplayer 5 лет назад +9

      ruclips.net/user/results?search_query=roxana+bjork
      here you go my boy! just found it.

    • @paranoidfrandroid
      @paranoidfrandroid  2 года назад +4

      listen to the podcast on spotify of her talking about her latest album

    • @shadowx8405
      @shadowx8405 Год назад

      LOL... Bjork?
      I wouldn't test that theory, if I were you... lol. Then, and now, she's tougher than she seems. Trust me, she can (and has) f***ed s*** up if someone is fool enough to piss her off.

  • @GrapeDogMoody
    @GrapeDogMoody 4 года назад +85

    I’m strangely in love with her accent. It’s so beautiful

    • @GrapeDogMoody
      @GrapeDogMoody 4 года назад +6

      I also love how crazy her hair looks. I like styles that are "out of the ordinary"

    • @zootsoot2006
      @zootsoot2006 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like Scottish crossed with dolphin.

  • @armin6493
    @armin6493 5 лет назад +448

    I love how she sings the word "city"

    • @paceylaureano3331
      @paceylaureano3331 5 лет назад +20

      Here’s the time bruh 1:18

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 5 лет назад +11

      It's that Icelandic preaspiration.

    • @Flyingtart
      @Flyingtart 5 лет назад +14

      Weird that it sometimes resembles Finnish accent, despite the two languages not being related whatsoever.

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker Год назад

      Sit t 😊

  • @Kwodlibet
    @Kwodlibet 4 года назад +312

    Things I learned:
    1. Icelandic Poets are liars.
    2. Danish Book.

  • @blazak
    @blazak 14 лет назад +197

    The world needs more Bjork.

    • @blewis42002
      @blewis42002 5 лет назад +36

      Sandor Clegane, the Hound yes the hell we do

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 Год назад

      @@sandorcleganethehound814 we do

  • @Nationaliberty
    @Nationaliberty 5 лет назад +379

    I saw some comments saying that they loved the way she said city.
    1:19 thank me with a like idk

    • @isaiah6278
      @isaiah6278 5 лет назад +5

      Was literally looking to see if someone commented this 😂

    • @twinpigeons7661
      @twinpigeons7661 5 лет назад +13

      i’m going to make a video of her saying “it looks like a city” for 10 hours just for this person

    • @paranoidfrandroid
      @paranoidfrandroid  4 года назад +6

      link?

    • @yass5889
      @yass5889 4 года назад +2

      its cuz it sounds like shes finnish

  • @Jazzgin
    @Jazzgin 5 лет назад +48

    This is one of the cutest videos ever!.. Feels like Sesame Street..

  • @Neon_Daze
    @Neon_Daze 5 лет назад +412

    Are there any other videos of her talking? I just want to hear her say city again ;-;

    • @kitkatara
      @kitkatara 5 лет назад +2

      mörges

    • @KFPSplayer
      @KFPSplayer 5 лет назад +10

      ruclips.net/user/results?search_query=roxana+bjork
      here you go my boy! just found it.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +3

      you mean a ceeh-tih?

    • @xkaitln
      @xkaitln 4 года назад +3

      her name is roxana bjork, look her up.

    • @nbp92
      @nbp92 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/user/BjorksMusicvideos
      How about her channel? even though I must be terribly late, at this point.

  • @antonarenko3242
    @antonarenko3242 5 лет назад +159

    This is one of the best unintentional Asmrs ever!!!!!

    • @gerlari2011
      @gerlari2011 5 лет назад +9

      Yes my friend, pure ASMR gold. So cute her accent.

  • @carlo_cali
    @carlo_cali 3 года назад +9

    It is 2021 and I have fallen back in Love with Bjork. I don't know what made me get hooked again because I got Debut when it came out and we were the cool kids and skaters and we, maybe me more, but we loved her. I had got a promotional poster and it's gone, lost somewhere in nyc. Just like I fell back in Love with Lush for the last few years now I'm back with Bjork. What a beautiful reunion. Really needed her music in my life right now. Kisses to Bjork

  •  5 лет назад +71

    Stop touching the deflection coil. Björk you might die. Stop please.

    • @Ihavcat
      @Ihavcat 5 лет назад +7

      labobo ya bro fucking YIKES just pulling apart an old CRT. Holy fuck

    • @mamneo2
      @mamneo2 5 лет назад +2

      No Bjork, touch it

    • @SpoopySpoops
      @SpoopySpoops 5 лет назад +1

      Too late now.

    • @dddila
      @dddila 5 лет назад +1

      @@SpoopySpoops what? She died?

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 5 лет назад +8

      @@dddila yep the tv murdered her right after this video 😔

  • @the_stagnant
    @the_stagnant 14 лет назад +91

    I fell asleep listening to this video and had the best dream EVER.

    • @gerlari2011
      @gerlari2011 5 лет назад +8

      Do you feel sleepy because her accent? It is called ASMR. Welcome to the club.

    • @tjdiddy
      @tjdiddy 5 лет назад +25

      Comment is so old asmr wasn't a word then.

    • @guilldea
      @guilldea 5 лет назад +5

      do you still remember 9 years later?

    • @AndresGomez-rx6cj
      @AndresGomez-rx6cj 3 года назад +2

      @@tjdiddy this man ahead of time

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 2 года назад +1

      This is the oldest comment I've ever seen😳

  • @alvinnaylor637
    @alvinnaylor637 3 года назад +5

    Bjork is what we all are Human, we just get the privilege to hear her share a part of her life and thoughts with,I've followed her through out her career shes Amazing

  • @skippiperke20000
    @skippiperke20000 14 лет назад +44

    She's such a crazy, rambling ditz. I love her.

  • @jdlech
    @jdlech 5 лет назад +76

    What? Only one video of Bjork? I want hours of video of her talking to me. Could be about anything - I just love her voice, accent, style and diction. I could watch and listen to her for hours.

  • @nekocl7399
    @nekocl7399 3 года назад +19

    Nothing gets me riled up more than a women who knows her way around a CRT television.

  • @kirbytooie64
    @kirbytooie64 10 месяцев назад +2

    at first I thought she was trying to fix her tv

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 3 года назад +6

    Stand back. The TV is about to explode

  • @francisbakininthekitchen2441
    @francisbakininthekitchen2441 5 лет назад +60

    I dont get why that guy is holding the microphone if shes sitting

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx 3 года назад +6

    Ah I remember this, it was about 30 years ago during
    The Great Icelandic Shampoo & Conditioner Shortage.

  • @guilldea
    @guilldea 5 лет назад +34

    1:34 She touched around the cathode of the tube, tubes are basicaly 25.000 Volt capacitor that WILL kill you if you dont discharge them (or if they arent allowed time to discharge)...
    Björk could've died right there and then in front of the cameras, dont play with CRTs if you dont know what you are doing!

    • @paranoidfrandroid
      @paranoidfrandroid  5 лет назад +1

      😂🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +26

      some guy tried to kill bjork with a mail bomb but he failed. bjork is immune to bombs, and probably electric shock too

    • @tiddymaster3040
      @tiddymaster3040 5 лет назад +1

      caspar valentine wait really

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +8

      @@tiddymaster3040 yup. he fell in love with her, found out she had a boyfriend, got really pissed off about that, mailed her a bomb that didn't make it to bjork because it was stopped in the postal system, and killed himself

  • @garypranzo9334
    @garypranzo9334 5 лет назад +27

    Complete disrespect for the voltage these things hold. And even if it was discharged before hand kids viewing this might have decided to do this back then. That aside I love watching her talking about TV or pretty much anything. I can watch her all day. Glad she survived this.

  • @hoakyman
    @hoakyman 14 лет назад +38

    You shouldn't let poets lie to you.

  • @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
    @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 4 года назад +6

    Bjork looks like a 25 year old with the face of a 10 year old
    In other words, she is the most adorable adult ever

  • @TheWorldsStage
    @TheWorldsStage 5 лет назад +32

    One watch is for the time zone that she's currently in and the other watch is for the time zone of her home planet.

  • @koyrion
    @koyrion 2 года назад

    She's so beautiful

  • @bbenny9033
    @bbenny9033 5 лет назад +40

    these comments read like a fever dream

  • @illusoryveils
    @illusoryveils 3 года назад +1

    I never realized how adorable she was.

  • @tobikadachi1748
    @tobikadachi1748 5 лет назад +17

    1:17

  • @jboomhauer
    @jboomhauer 4 года назад +14

    That's pretty dangerous, they can hold lethal charge long after disconnected.

  • @NakedPlanet1
    @NakedPlanet1 4 года назад +8

    Thank you mother nature, or god, or the universe, or whatever... for making Bjork.

  • @Fallkhar
    @Fallkhar 5 лет назад +4

    Exceptional!

  • @Aizhen1seven
    @Aizhen1seven 5 лет назад +3

    Why does she look so cute and young

  • @maceface2892
    @maceface2892 4 года назад +21

    Gotta be really careful if you decide to take apart one of these old tube TVs. High voltage can remain inside the tube even when unplugged and cause a shock that could be lethal

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 4 года назад +8

      So THAT's how her hair got that way! 😄

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 3 года назад +4

      Yup! Probably in the capacitors. Capacitors in particular can be dangerous even unplugged.

  • @garryeagle
    @garryeagle 4 года назад +3

    Only she can pull something off like this. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't have watched through the entire video

  • @bricks23
    @bricks23 14 лет назад +27

    I love her.

  • @Claude-Eckel
    @Claude-Eckel Год назад

    Aaw, that husky, sultry voice... 🙏🏼

  • @bricks23
    @bricks23 14 лет назад +26

    Love her.

  • @takeaim420
    @takeaim420 5 лет назад +6

    Love this video

  • @snowcloudshinobi
    @snowcloudshinobi 2 года назад

    aaaaa she's so cute

  • @koyrion
    @koyrion 2 года назад

    Her eyebrows are beautiful

  • @CoordinatedCarry
    @CoordinatedCarry 5 лет назад

    She is nothing if not different. Certainly a creative mind, if a bit gullible. Still can’t figure out why I love this video.

  • @MohaymenPK
    @MohaymenPK 5 лет назад +4

    Dont let poets lie to you

  • @SinMobule
    @SinMobule 4 года назад +5

    sih **short pause** teeh
    1:17

  • @SandCorp
    @SandCorp 14 лет назад +27

    That's right, Bjork. Never trust a poet... Even a Danish one.

    • @taragragg400
      @taragragg400 5 лет назад

      Chris Sandiford But a Danish newspaper. Yes.

  • @cycl0n31911
    @cycl0n31911 5 лет назад +95

    I genuinely want to know what the purpose behind this video was

    • @antytrend
      @antytrend 5 лет назад +24

      Georgi Karapetrov Begging for a purpose will leave you disappointed in life

    • @cycl0n31911
      @cycl0n31911 5 лет назад +41

      @@antytrend I prefer disappointed to ignorant

    • @seanaaron7888
      @seanaaron7888 5 лет назад +9

      I believe it was on a Bjork VHS from many moons ago

    • @mamneo2
      @mamneo2 5 лет назад +1

      Soft-core Icelandic
      Potatoes with
      Orange sauce
      Red tomatoes and
      Nice, fresh blueberrys.

  • @seanperry8803
    @seanperry8803 3 года назад +8

    But the Poet is right about people watching the TV and becoming hypnotised and watching uncritically without deciding if what is on is right or not and just swallow what the programmes say.

  • @deansode.13
    @deansode.13 2 года назад

    Am I only one Who is wachting this on New year? 🤔

  • @spaceorbison
    @spaceorbison 5 лет назад +6

    The poet was right.

  • @iBlake
    @iBlake 14 лет назад +14

    She's starting the stoner version of a kids show, aka: a kids show.

  • @kb7614
    @kb7614 5 лет назад +7

    She said swallow and swallow

  • @asphyxia9927
    @asphyxia9927 4 года назад

    I love her

  • @DuBzarzy
    @DuBzarzy 3 года назад +1

    Hate to break it. The very first sentence my Statistics professor said to my class was… “statisticians use stats and research to tell a story whether it be true or false” so… those that sell TVS, cell phones, computers etc have a vested interest to ensure the consumer buys and has every reason too.

  • @dfazen89
    @dfazen89 4 года назад +3

    Does anyone know what year this was recorded?

  • @JakeMoment_
    @JakeMoment_ 2 года назад

    She seems pretty cool

  • @JACKELincorporated
    @JACKELincorporated 4 года назад +6

    Why did this end up having an extremely valuable life lesson in it I am so confused

  • @ThatOtherMonkey
    @ThatOtherMonkey 8 месяцев назад

    What year was the original interview from? I’ve seen so many different dates and I can’t honestly confirm any of them.

  • @ogulsenal2910
    @ogulsenal2910 2 года назад

    watching this and sleeping

  • @Jaysus66
    @Jaysus66 3 года назад

    ASMR at it's best

  • @crankatorium
    @crankatorium 14 лет назад +10

    whoa, she actually looks really pretty. I like her minute twitches while she talks... hmmm...
    this guy was probably feeling the same thing watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k

  • @julijuliannajuli
    @julijuliannajuli 4 года назад +1

    i was so confused when she said "city" because it sounded like "Sihti" which means "strainer" (and many other things) in finnish and i wa slike "wait why is she talking about a strainer in finnish all of a sudden"

  • @benj4878
    @benj4878 5 лет назад

    So cute accent

  • @ALDM404
    @ALDM404 3 года назад

    this looks like a siiti :)

  • @deseanlothian
    @deseanlothian 3 года назад

    Everytime i watch this video i get worried for her taking apart the tv.

  • @zorro-ki7zr
    @zorro-ki7zr 5 лет назад

    i wish it would be much longer

  • @iiTzoreo1
    @iiTzoreo1 5 лет назад +1

    you shouldn't let poets lie to you

  • @CYSTYFACE
    @CYSTYFACE 14 лет назад +1

    Morwenna Banks little girl character...

  • @someasparagus
    @someasparagus 4 года назад

    Congrats to this video for being my 5,000th liked video.

  • @leostechnikkanal
    @leostechnikkanal 5 лет назад +1

    Sony Trinitron.

  • @francisbakininthekitchen2441
    @francisbakininthekitchen2441 5 лет назад +4

    Who is she?

  • @em0shorty
    @em0shorty 2 года назад

    i'm here because of miles

    • @a.kap1
      @a.kap1 2 года назад

      me too lmao

    • @paranoidfrandroid
      @paranoidfrandroid  2 года назад

      who's that?

    • @a.kap1
      @a.kap1 2 года назад

      @@paranoidfrandroid miles robbins. he sent us here on his stream

  • @etfoltz
    @etfoltz 4 года назад

    What is this from?

  • @LyTran-oq2of
    @LyTran-oq2of 4 года назад +1

    Weird and cute

  • @21schizoidman43
    @21schizoidman43 3 года назад

    Big tv

  • @demi6765
    @demi6765 5 лет назад +3

    Who is this woman? I must know

    • @Vaporvision
      @Vaporvision 5 лет назад +5

      Björk.

    • @demi6765
      @demi6765 5 лет назад +5

      @@Vaporvision o

    • @demi6765
      @demi6765 5 лет назад +2

      I need to delete this comment. I wanna keep SOME of my dignity. I'm an idiot

  • @dancingvirgil
    @dancingvirgil 5 лет назад +7

    Eletrons? Are they a newly discovered sub-atomic particle?

  • @freshboymb796
    @freshboymb796 4 года назад

    How old is this

  • @GeriIndustrialDesignerPrivate
    @GeriIndustrialDesignerPrivate 4 года назад

    hi girl

  • @thedolphin5428
    @thedolphin5428 Год назад

    Faaark. Is this a setup? Didn't anyone tell her not to just take the back off a TV and poke around with her finger? Faark. There's massive high voltage still in there even after being turned off.
    Faaark. I don't believe it.

  • @firerainbow7387
    @firerainbow7387 5 лет назад +2

    ASMR

  • @TheDarkFalcon
    @TheDarkFalcon 14 лет назад +8

    Did she not attend school?

    • @taragragg400
      @taragragg400 5 лет назад

      TheDarkFalcon On tour mate.

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 5 лет назад +11

      What made you come to this conclusion?

    • @OMGLOL381
      @OMGLOL381 5 лет назад +30

      she doesn't need school when she has a Danish book and an Icelandic poet, Wouldn't trust the poet though.

    • @NakedPlanet1
      @NakedPlanet1 4 года назад

      She is not only cute but also highly intelligent. She stumbles over some words & phrases because she is Icelandic & English is her second language.

  • @ikpizzayeet9581
    @ikpizzayeet9581 4 года назад

    10 years

  • @Here2QuestionYou
    @Here2QuestionYou 14 лет назад +6

    also hasnt anyone told icelanders or whatever no one uses tube tv anymore? how old is this ?

    • @erikj.2066
      @erikj.2066 5 лет назад +37

      I know it’s been 8 years since this comment, but did you ever get a chance to get into a time machine, and travel back to 1988 to let Bjork know that nobody uses CRT televisions anymore?

    • @shoqvaive1842
      @shoqvaive1842 5 лет назад +2

      @@erikj.2066 i know its been 4 months, but did you really expect that?

    • @KosTis
      @KosTis 5 лет назад +3

      @@erikj.2066 Makes sense because nowadays she's 54 and she looks like a little kid here

  • @PadouxStudio
    @PadouxStudio 4 года назад +1

    The hell I'm watching?

  • @kyro-jaxxsonofkosmos23
    @kyro-jaxxsonofkosmos23 Год назад

    Ok, but why does this video exist?😅

  • @evanyes5762
    @evanyes5762 3 года назад

    I don't even know who she is.

  • @Real_Boye
    @Real_Boye 4 года назад

    Why

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 3 года назад

    Selling replays:
    1:16
    1:16
    1:16
    1:16
    1:16
    1:16
    1:16
    All are free :D

  • @100XPercentX
    @100XPercentX 2 года назад

    Well the poet wasn’t wrong my darling

  • @youngsaaron
    @youngsaaron 4 года назад +1

    Who cares

  • @bricks23
    @bricks23 14 лет назад +51

    I love her.