Best of Karl Pilkington - Part 3 (Aliens, cassettes & frogs)

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    From The Ricky Gervais show, short clips showing the best of Karl Pilkington. Buy the DVD at www.amazon.co.u...

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  • @thexninja666
    @thexninja666 10 лет назад +836

    Everything he says is unintentional comedy genius.

    • @ghost79ish
      @ghost79ish 9 лет назад +42

      Patrik Tripes sometimes I feel like it's intentional or even possibly scripted even though they claim it's not... still hilarious though.

    • @onionhead9414
      @onionhead9414 5 лет назад +24

      its intentional , its just dry humour

    • @vc5183
      @vc5183 4 года назад

      Original comment alert

    • @schmay3312
      @schmay3312 4 года назад +10

      It's intentional, we just tell ourselves it's not

    • @kamikoto1558
      @kamikoto1558 4 года назад +8

      Some will be unintentional, especially when he first came on, but quite a bit will be intentional as well.

  • @nicholasschrader7179
    @nicholasschrader7179 3 года назад +85

    The fact that he had a strategy for countering mind-reading is gorgeous.

  • @RAMSEY1987
    @RAMSEY1987 9 лет назад +400

    The cartoon Karl has more facial expressions then the human Karl

  • @wesgriff1
    @wesgriff1 10 лет назад +340

    I love the way Ricky repeats the word "powers."

    • @UnknownVestibule
      @UnknownVestibule 10 лет назад +1

      It's hard to say it like that. haha. Try it.

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 6 лет назад

      The meaning of that word in modern, popular contexts is pure fantasy.

    • @MartyrLoserKing
      @MartyrLoserKing 4 года назад +7

      Can survive a nuclear holocaust and can live a week without its head. Sounds like powers to me.

    • @serial0079
      @serial0079 4 года назад

      @@MartyrLoserKing word.

    • @benjaminbradburn3718
      @benjaminbradburn3718 4 года назад +5

      he sounds concern

  • @samlasley798
    @samlasley798 Год назад +12

    Steve's an excellent narrator, he doesn’t get enough credit for how funny he makes the punchlines in Karl's diary

  • @TechnoBambino
    @TechnoBambino 10 лет назад +306

    I loved the original uncut version of the 'immune system' bit. It takes Steve about 5 attempts to say it because he can't stop laughing

    • @shalinijha1503
      @shalinijha1503 6 лет назад +2

      TechnoBambino link?

    • @HeyLaserLips
      @HeyLaserLips 6 лет назад +13

      ruclips.net/video/fEpaYk0eT4U/видео.html

    • @TonyChurch112
      @TonyChurch112 5 лет назад

      This isn't true

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 лет назад +18

      Theo - it's in the link. What exactly are you denying?!

    • @nebuli4525
      @nebuli4525 2 года назад +1

      Any they should have replayed the same animation of karl waking up every time

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 3 года назад +37

    “Did I tell you about the immune system?”
    What an incredibly unlikely sentence to be side-splittingly hilarious, but Karl can’t help being funny.

  • @JamesGormleyMusic
    @JamesGormleyMusic 10 лет назад +597

    Did I tell you about the immune system?

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 6 лет назад +37

      Oh shut up Karl! Put the kettle on!

    • @autismobinch135
      @autismobinch135 4 года назад +2

      the JG music show
      She married the right guy.

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 3 года назад +4

      @@basementgoblin8425 Karl is an NCP over in our world 😂

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 3 года назад +1

      First thing in the morning, "Please, Fuck Off, Karl, 'til I've had a cup of coffee and roll up, for fuck's sake" Genius

    • @grammartrot1917
      @grammartrot1917 Год назад +1

      She's done alright.

  • @letloverule100
    @letloverule100 6 лет назад +157

    i don't idolise people but Karl is the exception.

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 4 года назад +4

      Same. He's a genius

    • @beanns6632
      @beanns6632 3 года назад +5

      He should be our god

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 года назад +22

    His wife sounds like she’s awesome 😂 she laughs as well as says “not now”

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 лет назад +29

    Steve is REALLY good at doing that comedic pause/stare & then continuing on, he has great timing.

  • @Relativisticism
    @Relativisticism 12 лет назад +22

    "i would walk sideways so no one would tell the difference."
    Karl you don't think people would wonder why you were walking sideways all the time?

  • @james98q4
    @james98q4 12 лет назад +9

    I love this clip. I love young Karl with a mullet!! I hope he really did have a mullet as a kid.

    • @yeahsssa8114
      @yeahsssa8114 2 года назад +5

      He said he had long hair as a teenager but didn’t do anything with it

  • @sebastiangamez8392
    @sebastiangamez8392 4 года назад +29

    3:58 the cut to stephen's face cracks me up so much. They managed to get the face to express that he was both confsed and mad at karl for just thinking that way.

  • @redakdal
    @redakdal 3 года назад +7

    love the way rickey was like "powers..." knowing that karl was thinking that bugs have some type of super powers like the avengers or something
    lol oh karl XD

  • @BROKENLIZARD983
    @BROKENLIZARD983 3 года назад +11

    2021! 4 years until Karl’s prediction of speaking to aliens comes true🤩🤣

  • @jacobwigley2274
    @jacobwigley2274 10 лет назад +122

    I had to watch this in the mirror...

    • @dynastylobster8957
      @dynastylobster8957 7 лет назад +1

      I watch the videos that are frontwards AND the ones that are backwards , so I can't tell a differance

  • @PancakeParadise
    @PancakeParadise 11 лет назад +81

    I wish I had Karl's number to turn to him for advice on all aspects on life

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 6 лет назад +2

      Pancake Paradise -the dipshit advice hotline

    • @johnsof5035
      @johnsof5035 4 года назад +2

      Get on with it.

  • @lordbottaro4549
    @lordbottaro4549 2 года назад +4

    “The dog was sort of looking worried, and they pick up vibes don’t they?”
    “No.”
    “They do.”

  • @Elldogga
    @Elldogga 11 лет назад +29

    Steven narrating it makes it so much funnier

  • @MidnightMoon197
    @MidnightMoon197 4 года назад +27

    That's a Brilliant strategy Honestly to defeat a Mind Reader.

  • @mrmeeseeks2534
    @mrmeeseeks2534 3 года назад +3

    Karl seems so innocent And simple

  • @longlivethemorrow
    @longlivethemorrow 11 лет назад +35

    3:34 Ricky: "Powers. All these powers..." LMFAO
    Just for shits and giggles, I woke up next to my wife this morning, rolled over and said, "Did I tell you about the immune system?" I was laughing hysterically on the inside but she didn't get it. In fact, she played along very well and flattered me by saying, "No. What about it?" I wasn't prepared for that so I just rolled back over and went back to sleep. But now she's been asking me about the immune system all day. LOL

    • @bananarama7319
      @bananarama7319 4 года назад +3

      That sounds like a lovely relationship. Good on you man.

    • @simonling4644
      @simonling4644 4 года назад +1

      Now that its been six years. I dare you to pull that stunt again and let us know what went down. For her im guessing, she'll think of it as dejavu

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 6 лет назад +7

    “I *knew* she was trying to read my mind...”
    The way Steve reads that line is great.

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 3 года назад +1

    First thing in the morning "Did I tell you about the immune system?" Brilliant.

  • @randombencounter263
    @randombencounter263 9 лет назад +72

    Karl thinks flea circuses are run with real trained fleas.

    • @Gj23jk2
      @Gj23jk2 7 лет назад +3

      Those still exist, and the term predates the swap meet.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 5 лет назад +5

      He also thinks they could be utilised as bin men...

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 года назад

      What!?......are you saying they aren't?

    • @bigfatcarp93
      @bigfatcarp93 3 года назад +2

      @@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 Lol no. It's all fishing wires and shit. You can't train an arthropod.

  • @DanielRenardAnimation
    @DanielRenardAnimation 3 года назад +2

    Speaking with Aliens in 4 years from now, as predicted by Karl Pilkington, LET'S GO!!!!

    • @pruddz6734
      @pruddz6734 Год назад

      Pretty crazy considering everything that been happening in America recently

  • @7OnlineGamer7
    @7OnlineGamer7 11 лет назад +7

    You NEVER need a laugh track (but seriously his laugh is legendary :D)

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 Год назад +1

    I just love how Karl's mind works 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @parabit
    @parabit 4 года назад +5

    He has such a good memory! I can't even remember what I did last week....

  • @philo0
    @philo0 12 лет назад +3

    I love how Merchant reads the diary!

  • @gentrelane
    @gentrelane 11 лет назад +3

    Oh my god I love Karl so much. He makes perfect sense to me. Probably because his brain seems to work the same way my dads does.

  • @Doggyps3
    @Doggyps3 11 лет назад +9

    When i first heard he had a girlfriend for years... i was shocked... how can that be?? i mean hes alright hes a good guy but i tought u might get annoyed with him... but ve been listening to the entire podcast over and over again and i just realized You never get bored with him... now im not sure if Ricky or Stephen takes it out of him but i think the only reason she stuck with him for so many years its because she never got bored while he was around... anyways im a big fan of all three...Cheers

  • @Navrable
    @Navrable 11 лет назад +17

    ``spider-people, ant people - builders........ cockroach people - dustbin men.''

  • @mrbreckles
    @mrbreckles 12 лет назад +1

    i must of heard that clip around 20 times now and still, cracks me up.

  • @Ch1kch1k
    @Ch1kch1k 3 года назад +2

    He needs to release his diary

  • @smellmycheese77
    @smellmycheese77 12 лет назад +1

    A Daily dose of Pilkington makes the world a better place..

  • @tomr376
    @tomr376 11 лет назад +1

    Sometimes I wish the universe worked as it does in Karl's mind. Everything's so straightforward.

  • @thesupplantor
    @thesupplantor 5 лет назад +4

    Karl's idea to have animals for people became a TV show. BoJack Horseman.

  • @celticbhoycrosas1888
    @celticbhoycrosas1888 12 лет назад +5

    "Powers...all these...powers..."

  • @jowotjo1
    @jowotjo1 12 лет назад +1

    Never fails to make me smile

  • @JamesV1
    @JamesV1 4 года назад +2

    "Powers" is one of the best bits.

  • @danmancmufc
    @danmancmufc 12 лет назад +8

    "I had that problem once years ago."

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 10 лет назад +15

    I love the sideways walking idea. Why does Ricky look like Fred Flintstone's cousin? Or grandson? I now know that the immune system is foreplay.

    • @Maliceah
      @Maliceah 10 лет назад

      Thanks!

    • @jakclark3999
      @jakclark3999 9 лет назад

      It's the style of cartoon he wanted (Hanna-Barbera)!

  • @andrevanderkant6616
    @andrevanderkant6616 2 года назад +1

    Karl did the same trick against mind-reading as in the Village of the damned. As a child that is brilliant. But maybe he saw the movie.

  • @gogginz92
    @gogginz92 11 лет назад +1

    Hahahaha how funny. The first thing he says to his missus out of everything possible, did I tell you about the immune system? Lol! His brain is not normal but so funny

  • @dynamic.mekkanik
    @dynamic.mekkanik 11 лет назад +7

    Ricky looks like Fred Flinstone in the animated series

  • @DirkStierand
    @DirkStierand 11 лет назад +1

    With Ricky on the show, you never need a laugh track ^^

  • @MicksKicks1
    @MicksKicks1 12 лет назад +1

    I love Karls long hair in the cassette shop lol

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 3 года назад +3

    Karl is a strange man but he’s got things figured out

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 11 лет назад +1

    (This may ruin a punchline, so don't read it first:) "I'd walk sideways so no one would notice." Genius, just pure genius. The moronic wisdom of Karl Pilkington has no ends.

  • @jaredcook4577
    @jaredcook4577 4 года назад +2

    1:16 love the animation of the old lady 😂

  • @raminybhatti5740
    @raminybhatti5740 4 года назад +2

    She was exerting her will. Funny how Karl picked up on that even if he didn't know exactly what she was doing.

  • @spider5600
    @spider5600 11 лет назад +1

    I do wish Karl would publish his diaries but on the condition that Merchant does the narration for the audiobook

  • @TheEnahsYeldah
    @TheEnahsYeldah 11 лет назад

    "I Woke up one morning next to Suzanne, i looked at her and she looked at me and i asked her "Did i tell you about the immune system?"" - i died with laughter! hahahahah

  • @StupidVideosDotComCo
    @StupidVideosDotComCo 11 лет назад +1

    It's funny because he says something completely absurd right when they both wake up instead of something like "good morning"

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 4 года назад +1

    8 words - say them and I'm yours...
    "Did I tell you about the immune system?

  • @TheSindustriesLtd
    @TheSindustriesLtd 12 лет назад

    i love his mind set. It's so weird, it's brilliant

  • @BB-ks6bk
    @BB-ks6bk 3 года назад +1

    I feel like Ricky and Steven would get along with Suzanne

  • @RandomLove7368
    @RandomLove7368 12 лет назад +1

    OMG Karl is soooo jks.& ricky's laugh is so contagious lmao
    & funnily most of the time he's correct.

  • @probably_crater
    @probably_crater 3 года назад +1

    lol at Steve asking Karl how we could harness Cockroach men.

  • @rturae
    @rturae 4 года назад +2

    4:00 that blank stare 🤣

  • @TheTheCena
    @TheTheCena 12 лет назад +1

    Karl is a genius

  • @zu1875lu
    @zu1875lu 5 лет назад

    Ricky is so obsessed with Karl's baldness he decided to get the look himself 😂😂

  • @MisterGraa
    @MisterGraa 10 месяцев назад

    Karl's counter for mind reading is actually kinda' ingenious

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala 11 лет назад +1

    Who starts their morning off like that?! It's completely absurd

  • @krisfrosz133
    @krisfrosz133 7 лет назад +8

    Despite being an idiot, Karl actually writes really well. I was expecting broken English but I was wrong.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe Год назад +1

    OOOHH HE’S ONLY GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN THE CUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTT…..

  • @TheKelpie13
    @TheKelpie13 11 лет назад +1

    his face at exactly 4:00 is great

  • @nimblenavigator9520
    @nimblenavigator9520 3 года назад +1

    He almost accidentally drifts into Jesus' "consider the birds" without the Jesus part.
    E SAYS THE BURDS ARE SCROUNGIN

  • @jswx4393
    @jswx4393 4 года назад +1

    Cartoon Ricky Gervais is oddly reminiscent of actual James Corden....

  • @xXDeathbysnusnuXx
    @xXDeathbysnusnuXx 12 лет назад +1

    Karl Pilkington, evolutions missing link

  • @classic7890
    @classic7890 12 лет назад +1

    " A`ight "
    .
    Great opening

  • @prestongarvey1857
    @prestongarvey1857 5 лет назад +2

    *Rolls over in bed and looks wife in the eyes*
    Expectation: Good Morning baby did you sleep well?
    Reality: Did I ever tell you about the immune system?

  • @OptemysticalPrime
    @OptemysticalPrime 11 лет назад +1

    press 5 :) Ricky's laugh is great!!!

  • @stacey_d
    @stacey_d 11 лет назад +10

    I'm not being funny. Were they looking at the roundness of your head?

  • @vegnachaos
    @vegnachaos 9 лет назад +2

    lol i love this man should be prime minister

  • @syok1107
    @syok1107 6 лет назад

    thank you for this! I've never heard this one before!

  • @LHQCosmicCanvas
    @LHQCosmicCanvas 2 года назад

    The thing about diversity of people and biological technology is an actually outstanding point from karl. Sometimes crazy isn't just crazy... its personal sense

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 4 года назад +1

    3:34
    I can't stop laughing

  • @Patrick_B687-3
    @Patrick_B687-3 6 лет назад +4

    This is in mirror image. Why?

  • @TobyKral007
    @TobyKral007 12 лет назад

    If it wasn't for Ricky's laugh, the show won't work

  • @persephone6896
    @persephone6896 5 лет назад +1

    I wish the show was exactly the same but without Ricky

  • @robertwlester
    @robertwlester 11 лет назад

    mind readers, well thanks to Karl I will from now on think of a dog on a beach.
    a fool proof technique! :)))

  • @livingdeadgrl18
    @livingdeadgrl18 12 лет назад

    Brilliant

  • @idontdovarioustasks
    @idontdovarioustasks 5 месяцев назад +1

    Did i tell you about the immune system lol

  • @jameretief8327
    @jameretief8327 3 года назад +1

    Was it necessary to mirror reverse parts of this?

  • @laupstad
    @laupstad 12 лет назад

    Makes it pretty clear why she's with him. She must have the best marriage in Britain, possibly the world! Quality stuff!

  • @HarrisonBowman
    @HarrisonBowman 12 лет назад

    Instead of trying to avoid copyright prosecution, just say you do not own the video and that it is owned by Ricky gervais

  • @Victor-mk5pp
    @Victor-mk5pp 4 года назад

    Yes! I’m not the only one who has ever had that mind reading thought about someone. But I don’t know if Karl is the best point of reference to be honest.

  • @chrisninety1
    @chrisninety1 11 лет назад

    I remember the frog baby being in the news, Karl is actually right on the money there.

  • @nicodemos91
    @nicodemos91 12 лет назад +2

    karl's face at @2:09

  • @morrisal
    @morrisal 11 лет назад +3

    Because it wasnt a joke. Karl was serious. If you dont know why the situation is hilarious, you dont get anything of the show.

  • @misterkid
    @misterkid 3 года назад +2

    Karl without Ricky and Steve would be way better

  • @theduke493
    @theduke493 3 года назад +1

    Cockroach is now used for armour

  • @samwilson3d
    @samwilson3d 5 лет назад +5

    I think Karl Pilkington secretly has an IQ of 300

  • @triple1dot
    @triple1dot 12 лет назад

    id walk sideways so no one notices LMAO

  • @pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591
    @pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591 7 лет назад +1

    A lot of girlfriends wake up, and say "Not now!"

    • @dynastylobster8957
      @dynastylobster8957 7 лет назад

      the onion of free will is fooled again ,
      also YAY! i'm not the only one who loves this stuff(as of now)!

  • @Beans100and1
    @Beans100and1 11 лет назад +2

    powers :o

  • @xxtalzixx
    @xxtalzixx 11 лет назад

    i love how this video is in the category "education".