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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @crimsonneen
    @crimsonneen 4 года назад +3723

    "Friends are like birds, they die when they're killed"
    -jöker 2020

  • @LilBpixi3
    @LilBpixi3 5 лет назад +3188

    “Damn, this society sucks”
    - Joker 2019

  • @CrankerAnimates
    @CrankerAnimates 4 года назад +3589

    “If you’re homeless, then buy a home”
    -Joker, 2040

  • @mcwhooperekranami2035
    @mcwhooperekranami2035 4 года назад +1910

    "You're not a clown, you're the entire comment section"
    -Joker 2020

    • @destroidhak2556
      @destroidhak2556 3 года назад +31

      "you're not a clown, nor you are a circus. You are the whole entertaiment industry"
      -me 2020

    • @alchene321
      @alchene321 3 года назад +17

      "hi"
      -me now

    • @Амин-т4х
      @Амин-т4х 3 года назад +7

      @@alchene321 "bye"
      -me now

  • @thespoderjedi8079
    @thespoderjedi8079 4 года назад +5706

    "I am not the circus, I am the entire clown"
    -Joe Ker, 2019

  • @gungaloscrungalo8925
    @gungaloscrungalo8925 3 года назад +450

    This is probably the most wholesome Joker related thing ever.

    • @Nahbruh32
      @Nahbruh32 3 года назад +6

      what about the time he shot Barbra?

    • @cjeeva5207
      @cjeeva5207 2 года назад

      @@Nahbruh32 stop she is already paralyzed don't kill her

  • @snubby49
    @snubby49 4 года назад +2824

    "If you're homeless, you can't do homework at your home."
    -jonks

    • @saarah5816
      @saarah5816 4 года назад +8

      SCP-049 Plague Doctor true genius

    • @andrewmahdavian5769
      @andrewmahdavian5769 4 года назад +9

      joinks scoob

    • @cheerio4742
      @cheerio4742 4 года назад +7

      that's pretty deep actually

    • @きつね-t7d
      @きつね-t7d 4 года назад +4

      This is the true cure that the doctor has been looking for

    • @snubby49
      @snubby49 4 года назад

      @@saarah5816 OH LORD WHEN I LAST LOOKED AT THIS COMMENT IT HAD LIKE 100 LIKES BRUH THANK
      Edit: my most liked comment is this

  • @wiwi77789
    @wiwi77789 5 лет назад +11623

    "Sometimes the quietest people are the least talking"
    -Joker 2019

    • @Reza-ku2xc
      @Reza-ku2xc 5 лет назад +258

      Dats DEEP Bro

    • @wiwi77789
      @wiwi77789 5 лет назад +218

      @@Reza-ku2xc -Society moment intensifies-

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles 5 лет назад +159

      Huh now they can finally see that the smartest people are more intelligent then they thought.
      -joker 1756

    • @Dankmemes2839
      @Dankmemes2839 5 лет назад +13

      @@eeveedaparty894 I ain't supporting shit she accused an innocent man of sexual assault and rape and then doubled down On it when it was proved fake

    • @Ducky_Lucky
      @Ducky_Lucky 5 лет назад +16

      Eevee Da Party why are you taking the time to spam this on every comment i cannot even fucking read this

  • @strikabob39
    @strikabob39 4 года назад +2101

    “If Batman wears a mask, I can’t see his face.” - Joker 2020

    • @ooiysen
      @ooiysen 3 года назад +10

      Ah the floor here is made of floor

  • @ryzatheduck5195
    @ryzatheduck5195 3 года назад +724

    "people who kill, are murderers"
    -Joker 42069

  • @terminalgravity
    @terminalgravity 4 года назад +4443

    “Not funny, didn’t laugh.” -Murray, 2019

  • @quindariousgooch6908
    @quindariousgooch6908 5 лет назад +2106

    “When people commit a crime, They break the law”
    -Joker 2019

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 года назад +3

      Quindarious Gooch I mean that’s not false

    • @_deletus_
      @_deletus_ 4 года назад +1

      *tips hat* m’lady

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 4 года назад +6

      people die when they are killed

    • @trevorsgamingroom5284
      @trevorsgamingroom5284 4 года назад +5

      H M M M THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 года назад +2

      We truly live in a society

  • @ChaosTheSalamander
    @ChaosTheSalamander 5 лет назад +1443

    “When i close my eyes, i can’t see”
    - joker 2019

    • @Hjack69
      @Hjack69 5 лет назад +56

      "This isn't a joke, why is everything black and where is everyone"
      -joker with his eyes closed 2019

    • @puppiesinblankets2105
      @puppiesinblankets2105 5 лет назад +9

      I literally read it as “I close my eyes, and I can see...” so a Million Dreams started playing in my head.

    • @andrewmihovich4252
      @andrewmihovich4252 5 лет назад +4

      In the show, Batman played on this to escape "Vertigo" devices arrayed against him by the League of Shadows. Which makes me think of-
      ...
      There are actually more jokes I want to make implying this is not only clever, but unique thinking, but I am legit too tired at this time.

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад +8

      "Alright this isn't funny, I can't see anything! What sort of _dark comedy_ is this anyways?!"
      -Joker 2019

    • @crimsonneen
      @crimsonneen 5 лет назад

      Im 14 and this is deep

  • @riverevergreene
    @riverevergreene 4 года назад +169

    “I don’t know anyone who has ever died and lived to tell the story.” - Joking Pheonix

  • @hopadamaron9928
    @hopadamaron9928 5 лет назад +1689

    “Every 60 seconds a minute passes”- society

    • @rooneyhope7790
      @rooneyhope7790 5 лет назад +39

      "We live in a society full of people that live in a society" -Joker

    • @cybelemaude621
      @cybelemaude621 5 лет назад +1

      i know right?

    • @sladerulez7695
      @sladerulez7695 5 лет назад +3

      If that was true, how did I make Microwave a Minute meal in 59 seconds?

    • @hopadamaron9928
      @hopadamaron9928 5 лет назад +3

      Sladerulez because of society, they expect us to microwave one minute foods for one minute so they can control us, but if we do it for 59 secs instead we will show how strong we are

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 4 года назад

      I will reject this notion!!

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 года назад +4482

    “Does Lightning McQueen use car insurance or life insurance?”
    -joker

    • @lordgreedon3653
      @lordgreedon3653 4 года назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @elbowedtoast52
      @elbowedtoast52 4 года назад +13

      hhhhmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Cukrovina
      @Cukrovina 4 года назад +15

      why not ask lightning mcqueen

    • @sunnybowos266
      @sunnybowos266 4 года назад +13

      i asked lightning mcqueen he said he doesn't have insurance

    • @justhimiko7021
      @justhimiko7021 4 года назад +3

      Idk toga maybe ...cafe insurance?

  • @CarlitoxProductions
    @CarlitoxProductions 5 лет назад +2101

    "loneliness is... being alone" - Joker 2019

    • @spookson5679
      @spookson5679 5 лет назад +51

      That's so fucking deep...

    • @LuchoZeta9
      @LuchoZeta9 5 лет назад +32

      "hello darkness my old friend" -by Chespirito

    • @kirbdabirb5627
      @kirbdabirb5627 5 лет назад +8

      "Every 60 seconds in África, a minute passes"

  • @newfirerock2486
    @newfirerock2486 3 года назад +59

    "When you watch a wall it's like watching a window except instead of the window it's a wall"
    -The Joker, 2019

    • @cc.varnis
      @cc.varnis 3 года назад +3

      *These are confusing times*

    • @Dew2Much
      @Dew2Much 3 года назад

      So true

  • @guy9876
    @guy9876 5 лет назад +3730

    “When people die they can’t live anymore”
    Joker 3019

    • @jamesd8849
      @jamesd8849 5 лет назад +57

      I felt that

    • @jm4954
      @jm4954 5 лет назад +7

      Sh-Shirou?

    • @alwayswinning7282
      @alwayswinning7282 5 лет назад +3

      🅱️ruh

    • @Shiba9870
      @Shiba9870 5 лет назад +9

      “The floor is made out of floor”
      -Gandhi 1930

    • @misfitgaming106
      @misfitgaming106 5 лет назад +4

      "You can't really live until you die a little" Deadpool

  • @cobwebbz
    @cobwebbz 4 года назад +456

    “Normal people breathe in air, I breathe in oxygen.”
    - Joker 2019

  • @captainshadowfox
    @captainshadowfox 4 года назад +1752

    “This whole damn comment section is just quotes”
    -joker 2019

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 Год назад +11

    We all wondered who was the 6th clown. Turns out it was Squizzy all along.

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 5 лет назад +475

    “Sand is called sand because it’s in between sea and land”
    -Joker 2019

    • @dorkish5623
      @dorkish5623 4 года назад +9

      R w what about deserts

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 4 года назад +5

      @@dorkish5623 Same situation but thousands or millions of years ago

    • @1nicerboyz206
      @1nicerboyz206 4 года назад +1

      I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

    • @xeli3046
      @xeli3046 4 года назад

      @@dorkish5623 what the government told their slaves to eat... "It's desert"

    • @ZaneKun33
      @ZaneKun33 4 года назад

      sand’s very dangerous

  • @subatomic5
    @subatomic5 5 лет назад +1241

    “I never said that”
    -Joker 2019

  • @CrankerAnimates
    @CrankerAnimates 4 года назад +65

    “I was asleep, until I was awake.”
    -Jonker

  • @lisaNaRVo69
    @lisaNaRVo69 5 лет назад +2177

    2019 Joker : "we live in a society"
    also Jokers : *_[ D A N C I N G C L O W N N O I S E S]_*

  • @musket2372
    @musket2372 4 года назад +345

    “When you can, don’t.”
    -Joker, 2020

  • @triciacleary8664
    @triciacleary8664 5 лет назад +2638

    *"The M on Mario's hat stands for Mario."*
    *- The Joking 2019*

  • @winglessbat
    @winglessbat 2 года назад +13

    omg i just realized, she is the 6th clown

  • @Animatorsrule25
    @Animatorsrule25 4 года назад +471

    “It’s unfortunate how you can only see in the direction that you’re looking.”
    -Joker 2020

    • @4evrmind
      @4evrmind 3 года назад +17

      wait this can actually have a deeper meaning

    • @obamaprism4713
      @obamaprism4713 3 года назад +8

      Wait this actually could make sense

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 года назад +1

      Wait this already did make sense, not much else they can do to make it make more sense make make make make make make make make

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 3 года назад +1

      Wait, that was actually deep.

  • @ghostlychip7304
    @ghostlychip7304 5 лет назад +5984

    *“Looking cool joker!”*
    *- Morgana*

    • @o_oro-q1k
      @o_oro-q1k 5 лет назад +82

      Wrong Joker buddy

    • @dcen465
      @dcen465 5 лет назад +46

      Fang Animates god damn I just saw this while playing Persona 5, I can’t escape it

    • @breanna1959
      @breanna1959 5 лет назад +16

      danny clarke Relatable

    • @regrekechi-kan7097
      @regrekechi-kan7097 5 лет назад +9

      But which joker ?

    • @stale_cheeto
      @stale_cheeto 5 лет назад +20

      @@regrekechi-kan7097 surely fang meant joker from persona 2

  • @guhh8792
    @guhh8792 5 лет назад +726

    *"When i was a child i told my mom i wanna live in society."*
    -joe 2019

  • @liamkendall2971
    @liamkendall2971 4 года назад +93

    “If someone’s alive, they aren’t dead yet”
    - Joking Joke Joker 2020

  • @TheHannahcast
    @TheHannahcast 4 года назад +648

    "People who close their eyes can't see."
    - Joseph Kerbaugh 2019

  • @SpnkyTheWldr
    @SpnkyTheWldr 4 года назад +658

    "The poison for Kuzco is Kuzco's poison."
    -Joker 2019

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 4 года назад +6

      Oh yeah. That Poison was chosen to specifically kill Kuzco.
      Right?

    • @amberliaa
      @amberliaa 4 года назад +5

      omg this made me laugh so hard

  • @cjmarshall7970
    @cjmarshall7970 5 лет назад +3556

    “Real eyes realize real lies”
    Joker Batman, 2029

    • @r333nn
      @r333nn 5 лет назад +52

      "Poo eyes"
      Joker Overwatch, 2019

    • @sinn4650
      @sinn4650 5 лет назад +4

      Yum, pies!

    • @potatopotatoe6789
      @potatopotatoe6789 5 лет назад +10

      Yo wtf I just got my mind blown

    • @pepsiman7453
      @pepsiman7453 5 лет назад

      1,000th like let's go

    • @HupCapNinja
      @HupCapNinja 5 лет назад

      R3nn Overwatch is horrible thanks for ruining the meme now

  • @that-1-boi
    @that-1-boi 2 года назад +8

    i love that youtube keeps recommending her older videos for ppl to trash on, like every one of her videos has her current drama

  • @elsamarie1921
    @elsamarie1921 4 года назад +597

    "Serial killers tend to kill more people." -Joonker (2019)

  • @CrimsoNoobie64
    @CrimsoNoobie64 5 лет назад +2748

    “Every 60 seconds, a minute passes”
    -Joker, 2019

    • @user-cw5cu4rc3y
      @user-cw5cu4rc3y 5 лет назад +7

      sounds like jojoker make a refrence of jojo 7 second has passed

    • @Lu_phonics
      @Lu_phonics 5 лет назад +3

      @@user-cw5cu4rc3y yes because everything is jojo

    • @user-cw5cu4rc3y
      @user-cw5cu4rc3y 5 лет назад

      @@Lu_phonics give me a 9 second break

    • @GGgentlemen
      @GGgentlemen 4 года назад +4

      Specifically in Africa

    • @bunnycakec7132
      @bunnycakec7132 4 года назад +3

      Omg that’s so sad :c I wish there was something I could do :’(

  • @TheSNESGrounder
    @TheSNESGrounder 5 лет назад +2092

    "There are people in this world."
    -Jonker, 2019

  • @Batman.-
    @Batman.- 3 года назад +21

    “Batman’s the coolest person I’ve ever met”
    - Joker 2021

    • @nyx_xon
      @nyx_xon 3 года назад +2

      I love Barman

    • @Batman.-
      @Batman.- 3 года назад +1

      @@nyx_xon oh shoot

    • @Dew2Much
      @Dew2Much 3 года назад +1

      @@nyx_xon Barman serves beer

  • @AAAlvarezXIII
    @AAAlvarezXIII 4 года назад +275

    “These Jordan’s are fake.”
    - Joker (2019)

  • @essixthefalcon8657
    @essixthefalcon8657 5 лет назад +1233

    “When you break someone’s nose, you break their nose.”
    -Joker, 2019

    • @cabbagebeas
      @cabbagebeas 4 года назад +2

      Wow, that said a lot about our society

    • @draconite7515
      @draconite7515 4 года назад +1

      "You die when you are killed"
      -A certain protagonist

    • @haziq8712
      @haziq8712 4 года назад

      @The Average Person how is that an ok boomer?

  • @lilincognito3204
    @lilincognito3204 4 года назад +603

    “You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!”
    Tobey Maguire 2007

  • @petersans9142
    @petersans9142 3 года назад +7

    "I'm the type of guy who moves his legs when walking"
    -Jokr

  • @nahiyan8493
    @nahiyan8493 4 года назад +370

    "I was once the youngest person on the planet."
    -Joke R, 2020

  • @whatever-happened-to-marti
    @whatever-happened-to-marti 5 лет назад +687

    “Joker.”
    We live in a society - 2019

  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 4 года назад +136

    "I am going to become the Joker"
    -Joker, before he became the Joker

  • @Nerium_Aquifolium
    @Nerium_Aquifolium 4 года назад +89

    “Quote other’s a line and nobody bats an eye, but quote me and everyone looses their mind”
    -Joker

  • @beronberon
    @beronberon 5 лет назад +1370

    "I learned that to speak you need to say words"
    -The Jokes 2019
    wat the hel

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 5 лет назад +7

      Plz explain this joke to me I keep seeing so many people do it. I haven't seen the movie but I assumed that there's a dumb line similar to this.

    • @beronberon
      @beronberon 5 лет назад +25

      @@RaspBerryPies The line is at the end of the trailer.
      It's "We live in a society".

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 5 лет назад +1

      @@beronberon Oh no

    • @beronberon
      @beronberon 5 лет назад +2

      @@RaspBerryPies a

    • @caicai135
      @caicai135 5 лет назад +6

      el bromas

  • @blinchicc
    @blinchicc 5 лет назад +150

    snipers only close one eye cause if they close both they won't see at all
    -Joker (2019)

  • @JohnnyBeerAK-47
    @JohnnyBeerAK-47 4 года назад +6

    Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, ey Luigi?
    - Mario

  • @monika746
    @monika746 4 года назад +391

    "When you walk, ur moving your legs"
    - Joker 2019

  • @adamf.charles5857
    @adamf.charles5857 5 лет назад +477

    "This comment section is deep and profound"
    - Dr. Harleen Quinzel, 2019

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 4 года назад +10

      "ayy lemme smash"
      - Joker, 2020

  • @johnnybolanos716
    @johnnybolanos716 5 лет назад +384

    “The bigger they are if the bigger they fall, Bats”
    -The Jokre

    • @squidyrious9158
      @squidyrious9158 5 лет назад +10

      I just had a stroke

    • @thanos5497
      @thanos5497 5 лет назад

      “We live in a socieyt” ~ the Jokre (2091)

  • @tennenyt5311
    @tennenyt5311 3 года назад +49

    "I want to put a man inside a squeezy bottle and use him as a condiment"
    -joker

    • @unusue5982
      @unusue5982 3 года назад +4

      Memento Mori

    • @tennenyt5311
      @tennenyt5311 3 года назад +3

      @@unusue5982 Memento Mori :))

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 года назад +2

      Technically the brain is already in a squeezy bottle- it even comes with red juice!

    • @KornLordd
      @KornLordd 2 года назад +1

      Excuse me what

  • @miraculoushulumununum4020
    @miraculoushulumununum4020 4 года назад +637

    "Statistically speaking, 100% of us were born at a very young age"
    - Joker, 2020

    • @mell5955
      @mell5955 3 года назад +7

      What about c section kids? They weren't born they where *released*

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 3 года назад +4

      at age 6 i was born without a face

    • @dr.latency34
      @dr.latency34 3 года назад

      Orphan of kos: *doubt*

    • @theaveragetroll3805
      @theaveragetroll3805 3 года назад

      Well....I mean your not wrong

    • @U.R.coolkid
      @U.R.coolkid 3 года назад

      It is 12 am and i misread joker as jonker
      What is wrong with me

  • @Fitzy_Fitz
    @Fitzy_Fitz 5 лет назад +220

    "stop making quotes on things I clearly didn't say"-Joker 2019

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +25

      "Sup, how's it going?"-Joker 2019

    • @MVA
      @MVA 5 лет назад +8

      PLEASE

    • @jipper7156
      @jipper7156 5 лет назад +18

      "He's right y'know"
      -Abraham Lincoln 1864

    • @brixnats5154
      @brixnats5154 5 лет назад +1

      bruh
      joker 2019

    • @endraandre
      @endraandre 5 лет назад +2

      "First time?" - Albert Einstein

  • @slion9914
    @slion9914 5 лет назад +360

    "when people are killed, they die"
    - Joker 2019

  • @Krantom_Kroger
    @Krantom_Kroger 2 года назад +11

    Squizzy clown moment caught in 4k HD

  • @thedondominicon
    @thedondominicon 5 лет назад +266

    “Clowns are like magicians except they do jokes.”-Arthur Fleck 2019

  • @somkeshav4143
    @somkeshav4143 5 лет назад +161

    “I learned that you need to open your eyes to see”.
    -Joker 2019

  • @trash0k
    @trash0k 5 лет назад +1019

    Everyone:Society
    Me: Cult

  • @mememinimalism
    @mememinimalism 3 года назад +73

    "80% of boys have girlfreinds. The rest 20% are having a brain."
    -Jonkler, 2019 (colorized)

  • @viktorthevictor6240
    @viktorthevictor6240 5 лет назад +411

    "Don't you have to be a comedian to be funny?"
    - Joker's dad, 2019

  • @giornogiovannia3750
    @giornogiovannia3750 5 лет назад +227

    "Seeing a wall is like see a window,but is a wall"
    -Coringa 2019

    • @maluquinho18
      @maluquinho18 5 лет назад +2

      rapaz, tu poderia me explicar quando começou essas piadas de citações óbvias? to rindo aqui lendo tudo pela primeira vez xD

    • @andreyv.vieira521
      @andreyv.vieira521 5 лет назад +4

      @@maluquinho18 "Pessoas morrem se elas não respirarem"
      - Coringa, 2019

    • @mr.universO_
      @mr.universO_ 5 лет назад

      Mano eu encontra br

    • @pato-ju8pz
      @pato-ju8pz 5 лет назад

      El bromas...El jajas...El Coringa...El pibe gracioso...

  • @thevoidjesterdimentio753
    @thevoidjesterdimentio753 4 года назад +333

    "Farts are just the ghosts of the food you ate"
    -Joker 2020

  • @hughjass8502
    @hughjass8502 3 года назад +6

    "why the hell is everyone using fake quotes'
    - joker 2020

  • @12oz-MAN
    @12oz-MAN 4 года назад +514

    "There are more dead people than living people."
    -JoJoker 2069

  • @dontworryimjustaregularguy3181
    @dontworryimjustaregularguy3181 5 лет назад +452

    “It’s not a phase mom”
    -Joker 2019

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t worry I’m just a regular guy For her, anyway.

  • @PotatoSoupThe64th
    @PotatoSoupThe64th 5 лет назад +114

    "I made a quote, and you must now laugh"
    - Literally everyone, 2019

  • @doncomedia9022
    @doncomedia9022 3 года назад +5

    "I belong to that 1% of people that doesn't belong to the 99%"
    -Joker 2021

  • @destiny_ultimatedork675
    @destiny_ultimatedork675 5 лет назад +3457

    Jokes aside, holy shit you're fast
    And this is amazing.

  • @idontknowyet8540
    @idontknowyet8540 4 года назад +354

    "If you lose your job, you end up unemployed."
    -The Town Clown, 2019

  • @booshkama2677
    @booshkama2677 4 года назад +260

    “I can count to 5... in 5 seconds.” -Joker, 2019

    • @roka3611
      @roka3611 3 года назад +3

      You can do it in 2 seconds too

  • @justin7165
    @justin7165 4 года назад +6

    If you can't sleep at night it means that you are awake
    -Joker 2019

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 4 года назад +215

    "Dead people are very cold-hearted."
    -Joking Phoenix, 2020

  • @mptran217
    @mptran217 4 года назад +304

    “If you can’t sleep, you’re awake.”
    -Joker 2019

  • @Jhulong
    @Jhulong 5 лет назад +305

    "Jokes are funny"
    -The Jorke 2019

    • @nb-mr
      @nb-mr 5 лет назад +9

      Should be pronounced like "Horkay"

    • @fl4135
      @fl4135 5 лет назад +3

      I'm the Jorkeh babeeeey!

    • @thedondominicon
      @thedondominicon 5 лет назад +2

      Horkay babyyyyyyy

    • @neatoburrito7249
      @neatoburrito7249 5 лет назад +1

      I read “Jorke” and died

  • @insertusernamehere420
    @insertusernamehere420 3 года назад +6

    "The first thing I did this morning is opening my eyes"
    -Some guy with clown make up 2077

  • @Saavokken
    @Saavokken 5 лет назад +1081

    _"in live we a society"_
    *-Yoda 2069*

  • @gregkiss2396
    @gregkiss2396 5 лет назад +310

    Mark Hammil: Joker
    Joaquin Phoenix: Joker
    Jack Nicholson: Joker
    Jared Leto: Joke

    • @ellen314
      @ellen314 5 лет назад +15

      @Bridget Driscoll most importantly this person forgot heath ledger

    • @yesil_kalem
      @yesil_kalem 5 лет назад +7

      joker's brizzare adventure

    • @yesil_kalem
      @yesil_kalem 5 лет назад +3

      jojo part 9 = joker kujo

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 5 лет назад +2

      If you think Jared Leto was a joke then you have no idea what a joke really looks like.

    • @Trinidi.
      @Trinidi. 5 лет назад

      How could u even forget Heath Ledger, tf

  • @jochua
    @jochua 5 лет назад +193

    "We live in a society that if you die, you can no longer live"
    -Joker 2019

  • @angeleyes8093
    @angeleyes8093 2 года назад +5

    "People see us as clowns since we wear make up, but you dont need any."

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 5 лет назад +326

    “If person look sad, then they sad”
    -Joker 2019

    • @rryan3216
      @rryan3216 5 лет назад +1

      this says a lot about our society

  • @MEGA_GHOST_SESSION
    @MEGA_GHOST_SESSION 5 лет назад +109

    "If you breathe you are guaranteed to live longer"
    - The Joker 2019

    • @quillx7020
      @quillx7020 5 лет назад

      exhioni wat if air is poison

  • @lordmungus3624
    @lordmungus3624 4 года назад +117

    "This is not a quote"
    -Joker 2019

    • @indranighoshal5232
      @indranighoshal5232 4 года назад +1

      I'm a liar.
      This comment is TOTALLY ORIGINAL !!
      -- Joe Kerr, 2077

  • @liamkendall2971
    @liamkendall2971 4 года назад +9

    “If I kill someone, the population decreases”
    - Joke Joker 2020

  • @sanikfast4639
    @sanikfast4639 5 лет назад +113

    "Its funny how the people in the most pain always hurt"
    ~Joker 2019

  • @froglake
    @froglake 4 года назад +313

    “When you eat a sandwich, the sandwich gets eaten”
    - Joker, 2019

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +138

    *All my life I wanted to be a Juggler*
    I just never had the balls to do it

  • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
    @saulgoodmanKAZAKH 3 года назад +6

    "You either a smart fella or a fart smella"
    - Joker probably

  • @aleonimation
    @aleonimation 5 лет назад +485

    "Do the nae nae"
    - Joker 2019

    • @dodsonboys
      @dodsonboys 5 лет назад +9

      Truly joker is the most evil human being

    • @buvero
      @buvero 5 лет назад +9

      He sure Na nae'd his mom

    • @trigger_core
      @trigger_core 5 лет назад +3

      oh dear lord what if he whips?

    • @mikediaz6783
      @mikediaz6783 5 лет назад +3

      “Huaaaah”
      -Murray 2019

    • @gman4736
      @gman4736 5 лет назад

      "Do the stanky leg"
      - Joker 2019

  • @pavel1539
    @pavel1539 5 лет назад +487

    ,,Joker"
    -Squizzy, 2019

  • @TuffyTheRabbit
    @TuffyTheRabbit 5 лет назад +205

    "Joker..."
    - Batman 2019

  • @sibbebob4667
    @sibbebob4667 3 года назад +3

    "When 1 minute passes for batman, 60 seconds passes for me" - Joeker, 1921

  • @40088922
    @40088922 4 года назад +135

    "in Earth people die, and Earth has societies, meanwhile, Mars doesn't have a society AND there's no death. coincidence?"
    -Joker, 2017 BC

  • @breadbread4199
    @breadbread4199 4 года назад +769

    "If Jesus would have had a gun, he'd still be alive."
    -Jesus

    • @quadpad_music
      @quadpad_music 4 года назад +23

      Nah because he was a massive hippie and would have not wanted to shoot anyone, not even to defend himself.
      Edit: I want to clarify that this isn't an attack towards Jesus or an attempt to make fun of Christianity, even though I'm agnostic I think Jesus had some great teachings that were truly ahead of his time (and maybe even ours). I was referencing the fact that he was just a pacifist and that, at his time, he was probably seen in the same way in wich we see hippies nowadays.

    • @plantymcplantface7182
      @plantymcplantface7182 4 года назад +36

      he would have used a nail gun

    • @breadbread4199
      @breadbread4199 4 года назад +4

      @@plantymcplantface7182 lol

    • @dylanphan26
      @dylanphan26 4 года назад +6

      Just threaten the Romans and shoot near them and be like "Kid, I'll send your unholy ass to hell myself if you don't back off"

    • @mawholdi7309
      @mawholdi7309 3 года назад

      False, the Snyder Joker is played by Jesus.

  • @muse-icality5554
    @muse-icality5554 3 года назад +7

    this hits a special pace in my serotonin

  • @jeffersonman5286
    @jeffersonman5286 5 лет назад +68

    “Death is the highest cause of death”
    -joker 2069