Because I know it must be included: "At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of automatic weaponry...then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." - The Man-Emperor of Mankind, 999.M41
The biology of the orks is genius. And the fact that what they believe to be true becomes true makes this faction really interesting. They are unique as a fantasy-sci-fi faction.
The idea of shootas and sluggas as Ork weapons weren't part of the faction originally - in 1st and 2nd edition 40k, they were equipped with similar weapons to the Imperium, with Boyz equipped with bolters, bolt pistols and axes, Gretchin with Autoguns, heavy weapons Boyz with Heavy Bolters and Heavy Plasma Guns etc. although a few outliers like the Shokk Attack Gun also existed. But in 1997, GW released Gorkamorka, a skirmish-style game centred on Orks. In that game, weapons were reworked and renamed to Sluggas, Shootas, Choppas etc. and this was carried over to the Ork armoury when 3rd Edition 40k was released in 1998. They've never looked back since.
Yeah…nah. I like history, and it’s up to players like us to keep remembering it so that previous mistakes are learned from… Pluz GorkaMorka woz a right stonkin’ game dat dezerves ta be remembered ya silly git!
3rd edition was really where 40k became what we know now. Also, Gorkamorka is based and deserves a re-release way more than Aeronautica Imperialis ever did.
I know nothing about 40k, but as silly and stereotypical it is for orc(k)s to be brutish warriors, it's really cool how their language actually reflects their culture just like how it does in real life. It adds a lot of depth to a race that usually feels very shallow.
MOAR DAKA! Fun vid. The Orks are tied with the many, the expendable, the Guard. In my headcanon, when Orks hear about the Fall of Cadia, their attitude is that they missed "da funnest fight the 'ummiez ever 'ad." I mean, from an Ork POV, "staying to fight while the _planet breaks up under you_ because the fight is just that good" is the Orkiest thing ever.
I really love the orks weapon and tech designs, it reminds me of my old elementary school doodles of strange machines and insane guns. Every weapon is a gamble of wether it works or not
Funniest thing is, even though 40k is a Grimdark setting... the Orks are kinda just having fun and enjoying themselves. Where a human or a Eldar see’s an apocalypse, an ork sees new vacation destination for em and da boyz.
Hearing your voice, which is generally either explaining horrifying anomalies or narrating cosmic horror, go through these ludicrous Ork names just adds another layer of entertainment to the video.
Just listening to you try and take ork weapon names seriously was highly entertaining. If you have any outtakes where you just couldn't contain the laughter please post them!
Hey man. I feel i've owed you this money for some time but I haven't had the financial means to send it before now. I've listened to your SCP readings and synopsis almost every day for years at this point. You're a huge contributor to helping me fall asleep at night and for someone that struggles with that like I do, your help has been invaluable. Keep up the good work my friend, and I'll keep listening. If you are reading this and feel the same way that I do, i'd encourage you to send a super thanks as well.
There was one Ork vehicle you missed. It was a giant meteor Orks would slap rockets on to maneuver it and crash it in to a world. It would clear the area of enemies and transport Orks on to the field(that survived the crash). They are, however, not equipped with any FTL so they just drift through space.
"YOU CANNOT CRUSADE WITH A PLANET. BELIEVE ME WE TRIED." Helbrecht, If The Emperor had a Podcast. The Orks (and by extension the Necron): Sounds loike a skill issue, umie
Of all warhammer videos, i was most excited for the one where you keep saying things like 'supachoppa" in your matter of fact voice, incredible content
I'm so happy with your decision to bring W40k to your channel, despite missing weekly SCP content. I got introduced to SCP through you 4 years ago, and since then I love how you explore it's contents. Now i'm very interested in W40k but didn't have any familiarity with its creators and its really nice that my favourite youtuber is making videos about it. Keep doing this amazing work! :)
I think my favorite thing about the orcs is how their space ships commonly have no containment whatsoever. Their decks are wide open to the vacuum of space and the power of the WHAAG and the simple lack of understanding orcs have completely nullifies any adverse effects. They can even somehow scream and cheer in vacuum its fucking nuts and I love it.
The Old Ones created the Eldar and noticed they were too uptight, so they decided to get it right the second time around, their next batch of creations would know how to have fun.
I've heard some speculation the human Yarrik was as great as he was because the orks believed he was just that good. The most obvious example is Yarrik being one of the first human commissars to stomp around with an ork power claw ... probably because the orks knew he was that strong, so of course he could use it. There's also speculation as to whether or not Yarrick's laser-shooting replacement-eye was designed that way, or if the orks knew that "anyone that yarrik laid his eyes one died"
I don’t know why but this makes me think of a Tau giving a presentation on all of this to their military after nearly dying sure the diplomacy attempts. Mostly cause I feel like they are the only faction that would be this detailed with the information.
YES! your video on the orks is what got me into 40k. The fact that they believe it functions so it does was so intriguing that I has to find out more. So thank you!
I've never seen this universe before, so just the "Fungal species talking in cockney accents" intro without context is just mushrooms sipping tea to me.
Just a correction. A clip is a small metal piece that is designed to hold ammunition to make reloading a magazine faster before detachable magazines were first invented and before they became mass producible. Orks don’t use clips, the Imperium doesn’t use clips, in fact no one in the 40k universe uses clips. They all use magazines or have the power packs that are either rechargeable and or detachable.
Don't go assuming the Imperium doesn't use any primitive technology as they are the civilization still sending soldiers with muskets into battle alongside soldiers with lasers and swords.
Thought of the day, humanity in the 40 first millennium has barely seen the technology that the orks used in the past. The orks or krorks as they were known we fighting agains the necron, the same necron that has solar system killing weapons and reality altering beings on their side.
two comments on the first minute: 1) while most orks enjoy going fast towards combat, only speedfreakz like to go fast for going fasts sake 2) while most orks will use shootaz, it's less a "shoot everything in sight" and more a way to make the charge towards the enemy more enjoyable because LOUD NOISES and hitting something is mostly just luck given the choice, any true ork will choose a propa krumpin over shooting from a distance
@@suddenlythatenderman5800 even shootaboyz mostly enjoy the noises and fireworks... they get their dose of krumpin' from the recoil of the shootaz if something goes pop in the distance, that's a bonus, but not the goal...
Instead of fighting them, the empire should seek to utilizing them. Gork and Mork may be the only thing that can stand against the tyranid onslaught so controlling those two complete social disasters might be the only way for the Empire to survive either.
@@Xune2000 The answer to that is containment. The Orcs cannot be contained as such but they can be funnelled. They can even be manipulated to funnel themselves. This is a question of simple cultivation and optimising processes. The Tyranids originates from an unknown location - as of yet, at least. But their presence in his excellence the God-emperor's galaxy is centered on specific points, the hive fleets. Research is needed, but if a hive-fleet could be lured to a specific location spanning enough systems for the orcs to remain active for long enough to build momentum, and if the orcs could be funnelled there in their Waargs from all across his excellence the God-emperor's galaxy, then perhaps a containment could be established. More research is needed, as I said, but it remains clear that every stone must be turned in finding a solution tyo the mounting thread of the Tyranid incursion upon our might.
What I learn of the Orks can be surmise as this: they are Rowdy younger Siblings of the Eldar, Bane of the Imperium, Headache of the Mechanicus, Nightmare to the Necrons if they ever reconstitute into the Krorc, and favorite Sitcom for Khorne.
The 40k universe can be a bit exhausting with its dark and some times convoluted factions, lore, and systems. It's nice for there to be a faction that lives by a more simple rule set. Why and how can be answered with just "becase I want it too".
Okay, are we ABSOLUTELY SURE that Orks AREN'T just the mutated descendants of Immortan Joe and his Cult from Fury Road? Because that's what they seem like!
it is worth noting that the ork "belief power" has its limits.. ork technology is in fact functional, just very crude. it is even possible for non-orcs to capture and use ork guns and vehicles. the belief effect just make them work much more effectively in the hands of an ork. a simple sharpened metal plate on a stick, workable as an axe for a (large) human becomes able to cleave through space marine armor, shootas that are made from scrap and with simple actions become able to fire faster and more reliably. etc. an ork vehicle will usually be little more than an engine, some axles, and some wheels (nothing fancy like shock absorbers, brakes, speed settings, etc) and without an ork using it, they're just more prone to breaking down. of course, the fanbase likes to overhype the idea, so this aspect from the fiction has been overshadowed by the memes.
These orks actually made out of fungus very hard to get rid of all types of creatures out there in that space especially the xenos they love killing them but I don't know about necrons
Can anyone tell me which scp has a parallel universe where a cat dr talks to another dr and shows them a good version of the world where the statue that kills is an art exhibit and the very hard to destroy reptile is a whole species in Australia. Plz i cant remember
Oi! Dis mouthie git knows ah fing or twoz 'bout propah orkie dakka. Real suprized humies ar able tah grasp such sofisicated koncepts dat propah orks take fer granite. Ders hope fer yer kind yet.
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Techpriest: You call a pipe and pieces of metal ducktaped together a weapon?
Mekboy: OI AZ LONG AZ IT WORKZ 'UMIE
i miss the Tek & Mech shorts
If it's stupid but it works, is it really stupid?
Because I know it must be included:
"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of automatic weaponry...then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." - The Man-Emperor of Mankind, 999.M41
Dakka is not merely a state of being, it is also a state of mind. There will never be enough dakka to an Ork as it is something to strive for
The biology of the orks is genius. And the fact that what they believe to be true becomes true makes this faction really interesting. They are unique as a fantasy-sci-fi faction.
The idea of shootas and sluggas as Ork weapons weren't part of the faction originally - in 1st and 2nd edition 40k, they were equipped with similar weapons to the Imperium, with Boyz equipped with bolters, bolt pistols and axes, Gretchin with Autoguns, heavy weapons Boyz with Heavy Bolters and Heavy Plasma Guns etc. although a few outliers like the Shokk Attack Gun also existed.
But in 1997, GW released Gorkamorka, a skirmish-style game centred on Orks. In that game, weapons were reworked and renamed to Sluggas, Shootas, Choppas etc. and this was carried over to the Ork armoury when 3rd Edition 40k was released in 1998. They've never looked back since.
Comment worthy of Dakka Von Richthofen
They all (nerly all factions) had the same armarment, stop stating the wierd 1st and 2nd ed exep5 for some funny lore
Yeah…nah. I like history, and it’s up to players like us to keep remembering it so that previous mistakes are learned from…
Pluz GorkaMorka woz a right stonkin’ game dat dezerves ta be remembered ya silly git!
Definite improvement.
3rd edition was really where 40k became what we know now. Also, Gorkamorka is based and deserves a re-release way more than Aeronautica Imperialis ever did.
Ork language revolves around fights. Even a speech roughly translated is "Beating of the mind"
Their closest word for “friend” is also “favorite enemy”. Tells you everything, really.
The only gits in the entire verse havin a grand old time.
I know nothing about 40k, but as silly and stereotypical it is for orc(k)s to be brutish warriors, it's really cool how their language actually reflects their culture just like how it does in real life. It adds a lot of depth to a race that usually feels very shallow.
This Ork armour and weaponry look awesome and well designed. Must be a creation of Orkimedes.
MOAR DAKA! Fun vid. The Orks are tied with the many, the expendable, the Guard. In my headcanon, when Orks hear about the Fall of Cadia, their attitude is that they missed "da funnest fight the 'ummiez ever 'ad." I mean, from an Ork POV, "staying to fight while the _planet breaks up under you_ because the fight is just that good" is the Orkiest thing ever.
I really love the orks weapon and tech designs, it reminds me of my old elementary school doodles of strange machines and insane guns. Every weapon is a gamble of wether it works or not
I’m amazed their jetboys aren’t called “thrusta bustas”
Also that sniper had what i think was a piss jar next to him
The correct term would be "jarate" I believe.
Finally, a realistic depiction of british culture and geopolitics.
as an ork-fan I feel somewhat insulted
Oi that butter knife better have a license!
Nah, teeth are too nice
Based bri'ish slander
Lmao
Funniest thing is, even though 40k is a Grimdark setting... the Orks are kinda just having fun and enjoying themselves.
Where a human or a Eldar see’s an apocalypse, an ork sees new vacation destination for em and da boyz.
Hearing your voice, which is generally either explaining horrifying anomalies or narrating cosmic horror, go through these ludicrous Ork names just adds another layer of entertainment to the video.
“Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it does not work you can always hit him with it.” - Boris
You mean Boris The Sneaky Fuckin Russian
Boris the Bullet Dodger?
@@booshmcfadden7638you mean boris the sneaking fucking russian!
@@booshmcfadden7638”Why do they call him the bullet dodger?”
@@magicoofmac8904 "because... he dodges bullets Avi."
Just listening to you try and take ork weapon names seriously was highly entertaining. If you have any outtakes where you just couldn't contain the laughter please post them!
Mangg is a true pro, dude manages to keep a perfectly even and serious tone even when talking about Orks
I’ve never really liked the orcs but gosh I love their naming conventions
Hey man. I feel i've owed you this money for some time but I haven't had the financial means to send it before now. I've listened to your SCP readings and synopsis almost every day for years at this point. You're a huge contributor to helping me fall asleep at night and for someone that struggles with that like I do, your help has been invaluable. Keep up the good work my friend, and I'll keep listening.
If you are reading this and feel the same way that I do, i'd encourage you to send a super thanks as well.
There was one Ork vehicle you missed. It was a giant meteor Orks would slap rockets on to maneuver it and crash it in to a world. It would clear the area of enemies and transport Orks on to the field(that survived the crash). They are, however, not equipped with any FTL so they just drift through space.
named inventively "Roks". which also double as heavy artillery if the retrorockets fail to engage.
@@glitterboy2098 What retrorockets?
"YOU CANNOT CRUSADE WITH A PLANET. BELIEVE ME WE TRIED." Helbrecht, If The Emperor had a Podcast.
The Orks (and by extension the Necron): Sounds loike a skill issue, umie
Of all warhammer videos, i was most excited for the one where you keep saying things like 'supachoppa" in your matter of fact voice, incredible content
The Orks are always a treat to listen about.
I'm so happy with your decision to bring W40k to your channel, despite missing weekly SCP content. I got introduced to SCP through you 4 years ago, and since then I love how you explore it's contents. Now i'm very interested in W40k but didn't have any familiarity with its creators and its really nice that my favourite youtuber is making videos about it. Keep doing this amazing work! :)
I think my favorite thing about the orcs is how their space ships commonly have no containment whatsoever. Their decks are wide open to the vacuum of space and the power of the WHAAG and the simple lack of understanding orcs have completely nullifies any adverse effects. They can even somehow scream and cheer in vacuum its fucking nuts and I love it.
The Old Ones created the Eldar and noticed they were too uptight, so they decided to get it right the second time around, their next batch of creations would know how to have fun.
‘Ate Grotz
‘Ate ‘Umies
Luv me shoota
Luv me Boyz
Simple as.
I've heard some speculation the human Yarrik was as great as he was because the orks believed he was just that good.
The most obvious example is Yarrik being one of the first human commissars to stomp around with an ork power claw ... probably because the orks knew he was that strong, so of course he could use it.
There's also speculation as to whether or not Yarrick's laser-shooting replacement-eye was designed that way, or if the orks knew that "anyone that yarrik laid his eyes one died"
I don’t know why but this makes me think of a Tau giving a presentation on all of this to their military after nearly dying sure the diplomacy attempts. Mostly cause I feel like they are the only faction that would be this detailed with the information.
YES! your video on the orks is what got me into 40k. The fact that they believe it functions so it does was so intriguing that I has to find out more. So thank you!
Imagine exactly this video, but done in an ork voice, and as if narrating a grinch movie
I've never seen this universe before, so just the "Fungal species talking in cockney accents" intro without context is just mushrooms sipping tea to me.
It's more like...Fungal Hooligan Green Boyz
@@Overlord99762 Mad Max Algaorillas.
Gorilla fungus that turns your eating utensils into a chainsaw
they're from Birmingham
I can't wait to see the Chaos Marine version of armaments review, and the Tyranid one aswell.
Why was this so long?
Here's the true script
- What weapons do orks use?
- SHOOTAZ AN' CHOPPAZ, YA GIT!
*video ends*
😂
“Why da ‘umies always ovuhcomplica’in fings?”
I feel the urge to play borderlands again and watching the jungle clearing scene in “Predator” once again.
To think all of those bullets didn't even hurt that skunk...
Just a correction. A clip is a small metal piece that is designed to hold ammunition to make reloading a magazine faster before detachable magazines were first invented and before they became mass producible.
Orks don’t use clips, the Imperium doesn’t use clips, in fact no one in the 40k universe uses clips. They all use magazines or have the power packs that are either rechargeable and or detachable.
Don't go assuming the Imperium doesn't use any primitive technology as they are the civilization still sending soldiers with muskets into battle alongside soldiers with lasers and swords.
You assume the average Ork knows what an ammo container is
Orks are the 40k universe's equivalent of ''We do a little trollin''
Thought of the day, humanity in the 40 first millennium has barely seen the technology that the orks used in the past. The orks or krorks as they were known we fighting agains the necron, the same necron that has solar system killing weapons and reality altering beings on their side.
FINALLY SUM ONE TALKS ABOUT THE DAKKA! GOOD ON YA 'UMIE!
Explorer you posted this video two weeks early you should have saved it for Orktober.
Slightly dissapointed at the lack of the Boomdakka Snazzwagon.
Its here yes-yes, DAKKA AND WAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!
two comments on the first minute:
1) while most orks enjoy going fast towards combat, only speedfreakz like to go fast for going fasts sake
2) while most orks will use shootaz, it's less a "shoot everything in sight" and more a way to make the charge towards the enemy more enjoyable because LOUD NOISES and hitting something is mostly just luck given the choice, any true ork will choose a propa krumpin over shooting from a distance
unless there shoota boys
@@suddenlythatenderman5800 even shootaboyz mostly enjoy the noises and fireworks... they get their dose of krumpin' from the recoil of the shootaz
if something goes pop in the distance, that's a bonus, but not the goal...
MOAR DAKKA DAKKA!!!
Please keep doing these, I love the varied content!
you should do a serieas similar to your videos about scp tales but about, the armaggedon war or other important/entertaining 40k stories
28:22 To say nothing of Roks and Attack Moons. The scale of nonsense Orks can get up to in a WAAAAUUUGH is absurd, and I am here for it
Orks, the only ones in all of 40k having a fricking blast
The Drukhari are also having a good time.
Instead of fighting them, the empire should seek to utilizing them. Gork and Mork may be the only thing that can stand against the tyranid onslaught so controlling those two complete social disasters might be the only way for the Empire to survive either.
That sounds like a positive feedback loop that's destined to go wrong and just result in each faction getting exponentially stronger.
@@Xune2000 The answer to that is containment. The Orcs cannot be contained as such but they can be funnelled. They can even be manipulated to funnel themselves. This is a question of simple cultivation and optimising processes. The Tyranids originates from an unknown location - as of yet, at least. But their presence in his excellence the God-emperor's galaxy is centered on specific points, the hive fleets. Research is needed, but if a hive-fleet could be lured to a specific location spanning enough systems for the orcs to remain active for long enough to build momentum, and if the orcs could be funnelled there in their Waargs from all across his excellence the God-emperor's galaxy, then perhaps a containment could be established. More research is needed, as I said, but it remains clear that every stone must be turned in finding a solution tyo the mounting thread of the Tyranid incursion upon our might.
Orks are basically the space mushroom version of mad max.
Hehe, shoota go dakka.
Orks are my favorite faction because of how silly they are and that they are the only ones having fun.
If you love 40k orc antics check out Baldemort's series Kronan: The Cunnin
That series is what made me love orks 😂😂😂😂
I fort it was spelt 'Kunnin'...
Wiv a K
Genuinely impressed at how well and naturally you could narrate this with all the goofy ork speech
What I learn of the Orks can be surmise as this: they are Rowdy younger Siblings of the Eldar, Bane of the Imperium, Headache of the Mechanicus, Nightmare to the Necrons if they ever reconstitute into the Krorc, and favorite Sitcom for Khorne.
Strong the Dakka is in this one... 😆
This one is unintentionally funny.
The 40k universe can be a bit exhausting with its dark and some times convoluted factions, lore, and systems. It's nice for there to be a faction that lives by a more simple rule set. Why and how can be answered with just "becase I want it too".
The way you say the ork descriptions is hysterical, as it was meant to be.
The amount of adverbs used to explain how basic Ork tek is, I could’ve sworn the exploring series was enveloped into the inquisition.
This video was dakka!
Absolutely love your 40k videos
All these weapon names are reminiscent of the language that developed in the Belt from the Expanse.
I watch all your SCP videos and I love that you're doing Warhammer 40K thank you keep it up because I look forward to watching these videos
Okay, are we ABSOLUTELY SURE that Orks AREN'T just the mutated descendants of Immortan Joe and his Cult from Fury Road? Because that's what they seem like!
‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO!
Oh boy it's 2:10 am PRAISE THE EMPEROR!
Praise Gork and Mork yer git.
The naming conventions of Ork weaponry makes me so happy. 😂
If we only could get the Oddboyz in R&D, The US military budget wouldn't need to be so vast.
Appreciate your work
it is worth noting that the ork "belief power" has its limits.. ork technology is in fact functional, just very crude. it is even possible for non-orcs to capture and use ork guns and vehicles. the belief effect just make them work much more effectively in the hands of an ork. a simple sharpened metal plate on a stick, workable as an axe for a (large) human becomes able to cleave through space marine armor, shootas that are made from scrap and with simple actions become able to fire faster and more reliably. etc. an ork vehicle will usually be little more than an engine, some axles, and some wheels (nothing fancy like shock absorbers, brakes, speed settings, etc) and without an ork using it, they're just more prone to breaking down.
of course, the fanbase likes to overhype the idea, so this aspect from the fiction has been overshadowed by the memes.
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
Yo excellent post to help me with my overnight studying for class 💕 much love OG
hell yeah these warhammer videos are great
9:20 these are words to live by if I've ever heard any.
"SPLASH ATTACKAS" - "Yo, Magikarp, he be all up yo grill! Hit him with a Splash Attacka!"
Big shoota: Lots of dakka, lots of barrel, lots of noise.
Snazz-gun: big shoota but lots of sparky wot-zits and shiny gubbinz.
Late night, bout to go to bed, our savior drops a video for me to snooze to😴
PERFECT TIMMING TO FALLS ASLEEP TOO
Orks armaments is like from mad max but with 100% increase in insanity.
if it big, go daka, and make boom, its an orks best friend
"It works because we believe it will work"
Great timing, just about to go out for the night and have just enough time to watch this before I leave :)
These orks actually made out of fungus very hard to get rid of all types of creatures out there in that space especially the xenos they love killing them but I don't know about necrons
Pretty hazardously explosive weopons
Can anyone tell me which scp has a parallel universe where a cat dr talks to another dr and shows them a good version of the world where the statue that kills is an art exhibit and the very hard to destroy reptile is a whole species in Australia. Plz i cant remember
I believe it's SCP-6001 (Avalon)?
i was sooooo looking forward to hearing you say ork words
I love the purple ork And knob
*OH BOY! IT’S 3AM!! PRAISE THE WAAAAGGHHAAAAAAAAA*
All this reminds me of Tfs Vegeta shooting his ki blasts at Frieza, DAKKA, DAKKA, DAKKA...
Never thought id hear you say Flashgitz in my life
* lugging an over sized wrench like a club * OI! YOO! OOMIE! DO DA WAGGONS NEXT! RED GOEZ FASTA!
These guys saw ed, edd and eddy and formed their entire military around it
Gigachad type behavior
so "Daka" is anything that looks "tactikool"?
14:20 orb
*THIS IS NOT WHERE I EXPECTED TO LEARN WHY FLASH GITZ NAMED THEIR CHANNEL THAT WAY*
I like their IAMATANK IAMATANK IAMATANK short story.
“Get youze a propa killy choppah, an’ a shootah dats got loadsa dakka, den find youze some gits ya krump. Gork’s guts, dats the zoggin’ life…”
Revolvers can’t jam. It either fires the round or doesn’t, no mechanism to jam in a revolver.
Tell that to the orks.
If you believe, You can move the highest mountains, Cross the greatest oceans, And walk across the water, the water.
Orks : Yes
Can you talk about the death korps I always wanted to hear you summarise that
Make it red, shoota go fasta
Oi! Dis mouthie git knows ah fing or twoz 'bout propah orkie dakka. Real suprized humies ar able tah grasp such sofisicated koncepts dat propah orks take fer granite. Ders hope fer yer kind yet.
Even your relatively level tone of voice and very good presentation comes across as enthusiastic when simply naming ork weapons.
Thank you for peaceful sleep again, my liege.