No guarentees, but I do want to make a third video on the Minecraft: Story Mode series at some point. It's a rather unique take that I haven't seen many people do, so let's hope my procrastination doesn't take over this time.
Seeing someone give zero shits and just want to enjoy the game and its goofy/shit nature compared to how all the videos on it were so serious and trying to engage with the story is just great.
@@Lou-yf1jo dude it's fucking minecraft story mode, the only thing to understand is that it's funny how bad it is even as the cashgrab for infants it is, the game is entertaining but there's nothing more to understand
The funny thing is that half these things aren't because of the scratched disk they're just part of the game normally (the sky disappearing, the characters being inside each other while building, the minecart line being halfway in the wall, etc.)
this game would've also been infinitely shorter if they had just. broke blocks. instead of doing whatever the fuck they did. all they needed was a pickaxe and an axe
@@awddfgMooshrooms only product mushroom stew, (not suspicious stew in their timeline that didn’t exist yet) so they couldn’t have gotten milk from that.
@@Artificer_ Thanks for putting /j at the end of the comment so all people with autism can understand you are indeed joking, and understand that this isn't actually a Rain World reference, instead being a Half-Life 2 reference, here is your gold kind stranger🏅
@@QuackensonIt’s obvious at some point they made these games for money, I think originally they made games like this to expand the world or as a tribute to the original (like the Back to the future game) but after season 2 of TWD they probably just didn’t care and believed that their fans will buy any of their games regardless but idk why they tackled Minecraft lol
@@justinportillo3996 Kids were crazy for Minecraft, esp back in 2015-16. They saw an opportunity and took it. Also explains the weird huge collab with a bunch of Minecraft content creators and the game still being milked after the death of the Witherstorm
@@SwagSwagSenate I use a free program called Aegisub to write my captions, and I color them using the Syles Editor. Then I use YTSubConverter to make it a format that I can upload to RUclips. It's not that difficult.
@@Nichologeamif it’s not too much of a hassle, would you consider putting your captions at the top of the screen? since right now it’s blocking the in-game subtitles
I love how much of a trainwreck you can turn every situation into in this game. It unintentionally turns it into one of the most hilarious games ever made
When I played on Xbox One growing up I don’t remember it was very buggy but I was also fairly young. I replayed it on Wii U a bit ago and there were a handful of bugs but it was usually just mouths not moving. Not the sky disappearing.
I remember me and a few friends at school conspiring what order up would be. One of them proposed a cooking minigame, and another a zombie fighting sequence and nothing else. This game may be jank, but it means a lot to me. Still got a PC disc of all of season one my dad bought me for a birthday!
4:36 No way, this glitch happened to me too, but not because the game is scuffed. Rather my internet perfectly dropped it's speed to like .15 mbps or something.
I LOVE these subtitles! They’re even color coded and time synced!! Thank you for putting in the extra effort for that - makes me enjoy the video even more!
Dude This unlocked a core memory for me I used to have minecraft story mode on the xbox 360 because my dad got it for me for my birthday cuz I "like minecraft". After a few months of not playing the game cuz I knew it was going to be bad, I bit the bullet and played it. Turns out the disc for it had been laying outside the box for a while and had gained a few scratches. This caused... a LOT of issues. > Textures would disappear and stay that way between chapters, they appeared as just a black texture, and this applied to particle effects as well > Characters would randomly T-Pose > Dialogue would sometimes just not play and the characters would respond to something another character didn't even say > Audio wouldn't play for the entirety of an action sequence, and would instead play all the music, voicelines, and random sound effects for the sequence ALL AT ONCE after it was done. > Game would just straight up crash sometimes > Characters would get objects stuck to their hands from previous scenes where they were seen holding an object My favorite example of the textures glitching out and appears as just plain black textures is in the chapter where you go to the mansion full of youtubers and have to fight some guy with a white pumpkin on his head. One part of the chapter requires you to tell the difference between 3 calico cats, the exact reason of which I do not remember. The only problem? They all looked the same. They all had a big black rectangle for a body, and all their legs and faces looked the same, so I literally had no way to tell the difference between them. Not to mention the Farlands section of the game, a place known for being glitchy, had some HORRIBLE audio issues and graphical textures so fucked up that you could probably classify it as a creepypasta. The hiss a spider did during that chapter played for the ENTIRE chapter on repeat and was so much louder than any of the audio playing for who knows why. God, I need to replay that disc. So much fun.
16:04 2B2T players. That's who doesn't like cake. They only care for the most optimal foods possible, opting instead for carrying metric tons of steak or golden carrots on them.
yeah actually most minecraft players don't like cake because it's annoying to eat and to make, all for a measley 6 food. It's more useful as a building block.
hey, i **IMMENSELY** appreciate the work that went into making the video subtitles. as someone hard of hearing, you have no idea how frustrating it is to see big youtubers who only have autogenerated subtitles. but yours are even color coded! thank you so much
now scratch more discs this is fuckin hilarious, subscribed. ps: 26:35 sounds like a woman wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians, i know its cruella im just quoting tbbt
@@Nichologeam idk i just decided to insert the disc once and it said "Purchase Episode 5", I tried restarting the game and it still showed it (i know I skipped episode 5 in my latest playthrough so that couldve been the reason)
I used to have a very scratched disc of this game too. The characters would constantly start talking over eachother at the same time and it was really chaotic
in undertale your actions have a lot more consequences, in this game the only thing that changes is the person who has amnesia / wither sickness, and whether magnus or ellegard die
@@ani-matt-ions yeah I was thinking it'd be more like deltarune with a talking protagonist for that reason and the fact the outcome is almost the same (atleast for now)
amazing. truly amazing, the game was already broken and now its even more broken, literally having everything not go the way its supposed to be, the 2d endermen should be the models that you see when they're far away i think and theres much more to this.
I will say, while the writing isnt good, this is still an extremely nostalgic game. Also in Episode 7, I like the detail of the game over screen saying "You have been made useful!"
I miss this game. I feel ancient. It felt like last week that I was just waiting for the new episodes for season 2 when really it was already over a decade ago.
i remember every time i bought a copy of mc story mode for my 360, the disk was messed up somehow. i got the original first chapter, nope. full collection, didn't work. i gave up after a while and i'm glad to see i'm not the only one who had finicky disks
No guarentees, but I do want to make a third video on the Minecraft: Story Mode series at some point. It's a rather unique take that I haven't seen many people do, so let's hope my procrastination doesn't take over this time.
lookin forward to it
you don't understand this game at all, considering you played a shit microsoft game before it.
@Lou-yf1jo Are you talking about Minecraft Dungeons? I like that game, despite its repetative nature.
Seeing someone give zero shits and just want to enjoy the game and its goofy/shit nature compared to how all the videos on it were so serious and trying to engage with the story is just great.
@@Lou-yf1jo dude it's fucking minecraft story mode, the only thing to understand is that it's funny how bad it is even as the cashgrab for infants it is, the game is entertaining but there's nothing more to understand
I never realised how half of the jokes in this game are just Axel proposing an idea and everybody else staring at him
Axel was a real one in a world full of haters
The other half are interrupted dialogues like JACKPO-
6:13
Only real ones remember when you had to beg your parents to buy you the next chapter even though you could probably just watch it on YT.
I totally didn't get the entire game at the same time after finishing chapter 1...
@Nichologeam my ass still has game one and two for 360
OMG YESSSSS.
IT'S ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE!1! RUclips IS NOT THE SAME!1!1111!1
Nah bro, playing it is more fun, also i had the complete adventure disc
1:41 I love that after staring at the tree angrily for a few seconds, he straight up UNPUNCHES THE TREE
Bro said "nah nvm"
DBZF rollback be like
homie used bites the dust
@@purpleoctoling6929*Crazy Diamond
@@UNALLOYEDSLOPnah it rewound init so bites the dust
"Maybe it's the way you're dressed."
*One note of megalovania*
gues what
huh@@proton..
@@proton.. What ?
@@proton..whar?
fish@@proton..
"Yeah, Soren claimed that dropping the F-Bomb could destroy anything."
THIS IS A *REAL* LINE IN THIS GAME. I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
It's my favourite line.
I thought F-Bomb stood for "Fortnite Bomb".
formidi bomb
I like to imagine if any of the say the c word the game gets banned or something
"Oh, I just have to drop the F-Bomb? Alright."
*Approaches Wither Storm*
"FUCK!"
*Wither Storm gets utterly obliterated*
The funny thing is that half these things aren't because of the scratched disk
they're just part of the game normally
(the sky disappearing, the characters being inside each other while building, the minecart line being halfway in the wall, etc.)
except for 15:11. I don't know how that messed up.
@@Palexite That's happened in my game once, and I have the Steam version.
To this day idk why they thought it would be a good idea for them to make minecraft story mode in the first place but I’m glad they did lol
@@justinportillo3996 It's *awful* but I love it so much
i mean, on xbox one you just install the entire game on your hard drive for "efficiency" so
Eh
Gabriel could easily cure his wither sickness by drinking milk. Just saying
But when was the last time you saw a cow in the MCSM universe?
oh wait theres two in redstonia, nevermind
@@Nichologeam episode 5 when they got kicked down to the ground from the island, and the shroom cow in season 2 in discount adx florence
this game would've also been infinitely shorter if they had just. broke blocks. instead of doing whatever the fuck they did. all they needed was a pickaxe and an axe
@@awddfgMooshrooms only product mushroom stew, (not suspicious stew in their timeline that didn’t exist yet) so they couldn’t have gotten milk from that.
0:07 bro made that sound that henry from henry stickmin collection makes when he wants Ellie to boost him up💀
LOL
LMAO
its so spot on 🤣
go to hell with your early ass timestamp
45:47
the line delivery on that "what." is actual gold
what.
what.
what.
what.
what.
7:05 the citadel is on full alert, i've never seen it lit up like that!
Now ‘bout that beer I owe you!
It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa!
omg???? citadel????? rain world reference?????/j
Citadel of the shaded variety, from hit game rain worl???
@@Artificer_ Thanks for putting /j at the end of the comment so all people with autism can understand you are indeed joking, and understand that this isn't actually a Rain World reference, instead being a Half-Life 2 reference, here is your gold kind stranger🏅
It's hard to believe that almost telltale went out of business after this game.
Wasn't it the Batman games that almost put them out of business?
It wasn’t any particular game, it was mostly just that they made so many in such a short amount of time
@@QuackensonIt’s obvious at some point they made these games for money, I think originally they made games like this to expand the world or as a tribute to the original (like the Back to the future game) but after season 2 of TWD they probably just didn’t care and believed that their fans will buy any of their games regardless but idk why they tackled Minecraft lol
Nah.It was a lot of other games like these.They really tried to stick to The Walking Dead formula thinking it would work forever.
@@justinportillo3996 Kids were crazy for Minecraft, esp back in 2015-16. They saw an opportunity and took it. Also explains the weird huge collab with a bunch of Minecraft content creators and the game still being milked after the death of the Witherstorm
16:38 me in my single player world be like
They are cool
I never have a creative world without a secret passage
I mean they were right, there's no point to them, but they're cool
@@Jell_DoesStufflol same
I didn't even know that RUclips video can have color coded subtitles, super cool. As a language learner, I wish more channels would do this.
Its not even that hard to do, its just not something most people think is possible.
Thanks for pointing it out, watching experience is officially elevated
@@Nichologeamwhatttt teach me your ways
@@SwagSwagSenate I use a free program called Aegisub to write my captions, and I color them using the Syles Editor. Then I use YTSubConverter to make it a format that I can upload to RUclips. It's not that difficult.
@@Nichologeamif it’s not too much of a hassle, would you consider putting your captions at the top of the screen? since right now it’s blocking the in-game subtitles
i love how mojang actually decided to add some stuff to tribute this game, but secretly so nobody would notice
W H E R E
the armor trims?
@@auletteJ probably more stuff like the spleef and skyblock episodes.
also "order of the stone" was the original subtitle for Minecraft
The scratched disc makes this ten times funnier and I love it
I love how much of a trainwreck you can turn every situation into in this game. It unintentionally turns it into one of the most hilarious games ever made
15:31 this is so simple, but brilliant. This video is edited very well. Great job! ^^
Thanks! I do all the editing myself, so it's nice to hear people say things like this.
I like ur pfp :D
@@Curlyheart Thanks! /)
Cute af pfp (\
@@AceOfBlackjacki agree
At 11:13 I accidentally clicked on a different video so I heard:
We might never find SPEAKING OF FINDING MINECRAFT DIAMONDS…
9:59 “Water contains unhealthy amounts of water.”
Now I know what they put in it to make you forget.
Half-Life reference?
@@Nichologeam Yes.
Some of these bugs were actually on a clean, new disc I had.
As I said, this game is jank. And I do a playthrough every year regardless.
When I played on Xbox One growing up I don’t remember it was very buggy but I was also fairly young. I replayed it on Wii U a bit ago and there were a handful of bugs but it was usually just mouths not moving. Not the sky disappearing.
Honestly I'm not surprised.
I saw the sky disappearing bug happen on the xbox one version several times during one of my playthroughs
what a beautiful game
9:48 that VA is Patton Oswalt, the guy who voiced fucking Remy from Ratatouille
Patton is in a lot of stuff, even in the upcoming Among Us show (no I'm not joking)
I could tell.
@@Nichologeam the upcoming WHAT
I KNEW IT! ⛏️
45:37 "Oh my god, he's alive!" **dies**
These newgen Minecraft fans will never know the joy of this game
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
6:48 jesses sins caught up to him
ALL HAIL THE COMMAND BLOCK
*t-poses*
I remember me and a few friends at school conspiring what order up would be. One of them proposed a cooking minigame, and another a zombie fighting sequence and nothing else. This game may be jank, but it means a lot to me. Still got a PC disc of all of season one my dad bought me for a birthday!
Wow, I'm genuinely sad to know that Ivor's VA passed away...
ow :(
story mode content in 2024.. winning ..
1:22 Reuben has such a "you're my bitch now" look to him here.
I applaud the subtitles, I can't imagine how long it took to write all that for a 49 minute video 😭
It suprisingly only took me a few hours to do.
31:54 HES HOLDING THE AXE BACKWARDS 😂😂
lol
26:55
I love this part.
Her just leaving jesse and him zoiming after
R.I.P. Ivor's VA indeed. A very passionate and talented voice actor Paul Reubens has left us behind with his emotions in the work he did. 😢
I actually didn't know from all of my dozens of play throughs, that Gabriel could be the one with Wither Sickness over Petra.
I always choose Petra in every single one of my playthroughs. I think it's the more popular choice overall.
I may dislike Petra over all but all of my first choices were her. She's our friend, it feels right to choose her over the famous dude you just met
@@chimkencaesarsaladman4343 Exactly!
@@chimkencaesarsaladman4343idk on my first playthrough I picked Gabriel cause he was voiced by the same actor who voiced Lee lol
@@justinportillo3996 lol did they really pick lee's voice actor to be the sick dying guy lmao
I love the subtitles. Such quality is rare with small channels like yourself's
Thanks! I do everything myself (recording, editing, rendering, subtitling, titles and thumbnails) so its nice to hear somebody enjoys it.
@@Nichologeam It's definitely highly appreciated. At least by me.
@@Nichologeam man you are so underrated
@@NichologeamI definetely enjoyed the video!
1:53 Axel is possibly suffocating inside that wool block
4:36 No way, this glitch happened to me too, but not because the game is scuffed. Rather my internet perfectly dropped it's speed to like .15 mbps or something.
I’m so glad there’s someone out here still making Minecraft story mode videos
good to know people still play minecraft dungeons and listen to the music.
:-)
Why do the t poses at 5:47 look so menacing 😭
(Btw the captions are great)
10:51 why he go 🤨😐😠
LMAOOO
minecraft story mode facial expressions really be like that
20:44 HELP I CAN'T 💀💀💀 AMERICAN SIMULATORRRRR
15:32 I saw it coming, I just didn’t think it would actually happen lmao
I can't tell if this is a compliment or not...
@@Nichologeam Very much a compliment; it was hilarious.
You should wipe your disk with the wrong side of a sponge
I LOVE these subtitles! They’re even color coded and time synced!! Thank you for putting in the extra effort for that - makes me enjoy the video even more!
Thanks!
Love the colored captions
Thanks!
Dude
This unlocked a core memory for me
I used to have minecraft story mode on the xbox 360 because my dad got it for me for my birthday cuz I "like minecraft". After a few months of not playing the game cuz I knew it was going to be bad, I bit the bullet and played it.
Turns out the disc for it had been laying outside the box for a while and had gained a few scratches. This caused... a LOT of issues.
> Textures would disappear and stay that way between chapters, they appeared as just a black texture, and this applied to particle effects as well
> Characters would randomly T-Pose
> Dialogue would sometimes just not play and the characters would respond to something another character didn't even say
> Audio wouldn't play for the entirety of an action sequence, and would instead play all the music, voicelines, and random sound effects for the sequence ALL AT ONCE after it was done.
> Game would just straight up crash sometimes
> Characters would get objects stuck to their hands from previous scenes where they were seen holding an object
My favorite example of the textures glitching out and appears as just plain black textures is in the chapter where you go to the mansion full of youtubers and have to fight some guy with a white pumpkin on his head. One part of the chapter requires you to tell the difference between 3 calico cats, the exact reason of which I do not remember. The only problem?
They all looked the same.
They all had a big black rectangle for a body, and all their legs and faces looked the same, so I literally had no way to tell the difference between them.
Not to mention the Farlands section of the game, a place known for being glitchy, had some HORRIBLE audio issues and graphical textures so fucked up that you could probably classify it as a creepypasta. The hiss a spider did during that chapter played for the ENTIRE chapter on repeat and was so much louder than any of the audio playing for who knows why.
God, I need to replay that disc. So much fun.
I want to see this in action
Well you probably got lore accurate Farlands
😂😂😂
16:04 2B2T players. That's who doesn't like cake. They only care for the most optimal foods possible, opting instead for carrying metric tons of steak or golden carrots on them.
I'm pretty sure most players who even slightly take the game seriously use golden carrots
yeah actually most minecraft players don't like cake because it's annoying to eat and to make, all for a measley 6 food. It's more useful as a building block.
Ironically, cake is optimal on 2b2t (sometimes). Most food takes ages to eat because of lag, but cakes can be eaten instantly.
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan good ol reliable steak
16:03 “MmM! i ThInK i LiKe CaKe!”
i love minecraft storymode!!!!!!!!! ill never stop hoping for a season 3
hey, i **IMMENSELY** appreciate the work that went into making the video subtitles. as someone hard of hearing, you have no idea how frustrating it is to see big youtubers who only have autogenerated subtitles. but yours are even color coded! thank you so much
You're welcome! I like making them for exactly this reason
I would sell my kidney to watch this bro. The last video was so funny
I am both honored and worried for you
@@Nichologeam Okay Nice Purple Armor
Purple Armor is best armor. Just don't ask me to remember its actual name.
@Nichologeam I think it's called dragon something
@@lostindasynthwavez Cool Sound Like Good Plan
This almost perfectly encapsulates my playthrough of this game on my old 360
13:43 -DING HERE I REALIZE
watxhing this video while drifting in and out of sleep was an experience
34:17 you can't make that damn reference lmao
glad im not the only one who noticed that
Mormgana
No idea who Briar is at 20:41, but they have great taste in music. I see that Good Kid pfp.
Hi, briar here. I absolutely love their music, I even got a signed poster!
@@briarhughes6031 Oh sick!
now scratch more discs this is fuckin hilarious, subscribed.
ps: 26:35 sounds like a woman wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians, i know its cruella im just quoting tbbt
5:46
The cult of the command block.
this level of editing is crazy for a channel with only around 480 subscribers, not to mention the commentary is hilarious!
Thanks! I do all the editing myself, so its great to hear people like it!
I got bored on episode 1 and just went back to playing regular Minecraft when this came out. Watching this video was hilarious. You got my sub. :)
Yeah the first 4 episodes were so slow. Episodes 5 to 8 was actually peak ngl
This is such an underrated Telltale Game, there’s just something charming about this game that I still like, and I’m 25 Years old!!!
7:00 average twitter activity
This is some actually funny content. New sub.
9:53 BRO YES, PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT!?, I LOVE THIS SHOW 😭
Ivor was my favorite character, RIP Paul Reubens
my disc is so broken it unpurchased episode 5 (i bought the adventure pass)
My MCSM season 2 characters dont have arms anymore
@WhisPro how the heck does that even happen?
@@Nichologeam idk i just decided to insert the disc once and it said "Purchase Episode 5", I tried restarting the game and it still showed it (i know I skipped episode 5 in my latest playthrough so that couldve been the reason)
@@WhisPro Damn, that sucks though. Episode 5 is one of my personal favorites as well.
@Orc_Savage please consider uploading a video if this is still the case
Minecraft story mode RUclips content? In this economy? Well sign me in!
I love Minecraft story mode, and this video of funny jokes and disc corruptions took me back through memories of my first playthrough
I used to have a very scratched disc of this game too. The characters would constantly start talking over eachother at the same time and it was really chaotic
This game is way more comedic than I remember, even without the glitches.
16:39 8 year old me in my single player Minecraft server, “and this is a secret room that only I know about”
I think one thing I REALLY appreciate is how this video is so beautifully subtitled, especially on such a long video!!! :0
The closed captions are great! Blue is my favorite character!
I can't tell if this is a serious comment and that makes it so much better
The only longplay of MCSM I personally would watch more than once
Thank you for this
1:50 “Hey, Pet-“
Why did I burst out laughing at this? 🤣🤣🤣
I still have my original Season Pass copy of Minecraft Story Mode. Good times
I swear this game is basically Undertale with a talking protagonist
in undertale your actions have a lot more consequences, in this game the only thing that changes is the person who has amnesia / wither sickness, and whether magnus or ellegard die
Yeah but you can kind of annoy people in Undertale by doing the wrong choice
@@ani-matt-ions yeah I was thinking it'd be more like deltarune with a talking protagonist for that reason and the fact the outcome is almost the same (atleast for now)
You know what, I'm beginning to think it's neither of them.
God damn, the entire thing is color captioned too! Real dedication.
Thanks! Took me a few hours to do
0:38 we know how a fight against a hundred chicken sized zombies can go
amazing. truly amazing, the game was already broken and now its even more broken, literally having everything not go the way its supposed to be, the 2d endermen should be the models that you see when they're far away i think and theres much more to this.
popped up in my recommended and i love the game and this dynamic between everyone LOLLL
also 38:58 DECISION PROBLEM!!!
God I miss this game so much
i can't believe minecraft story mode also predicted cool minecart physics
2:40 that “well crap…” reaction bruh 😂😂😂
"We need to cook, Jesse"
I will say, while the writing isnt good, this is still an extremely nostalgic game.
Also in Episode 7, I like the detail of the game over screen saying "You have been made useful!"
Agreed! It's a little thing, but it's cool attention to detail.
I streamed the Batman telltale game and in one of the scenes a character was just straight up invisible
People are still playing this game in 2024? Truly this is the prime timeline we live in.
I miss this game. I feel ancient. It felt like last week that I was just waiting for the new episodes for season 2 when really it was already over a decade ago.
Insanely fucking underrated
9:50 he was also in either aquaman of ghostbusters
He's in quite a lot of stuff. If you go looking for him, I'm sure you can find him everywhere.
@@Nichologeam He's Remy from Ratatouille
Edit: oh wait yall mention it
Holy shit i actually could not breath this was so funny. I like your videos
Hilarious glitches. Hilarious commentary.
15:31
i remember every time i bought a copy of mc story mode for my 360, the disk was messed up somehow. i got the original first chapter, nope. full collection, didn't work. i gave up after a while and i'm glad to see i'm not the only one who had finicky disks
thank you so much for putting subtitles and also color-coding them, i need them and not enough creators do it 🙏
Thanks!
I accidentally used my minecraft story mode copy instead of vinyl discs on my scratching table.
how???
@@Hematite_Knight help all that's playing is Patten oswalt saying things.
That shouldn't have made me laugh
Bro I played episode 1 so much I was able to quote the prologue 😭
Not sure how this ended up in my reccomendations considering i've never once played these games but hey, this video's pretty funny
That's RUclips for you