4:38 You know the first time I saw this my stupid ass thought he had a Stand that allowed him to pee through his fingers like those aliens from Scary Movie 3.
@@adolfsmith5191 now serious, i made the joke because the sex pistols said yeehaw, in the second clip they don't say it, that's why i didn't said 4:59.
@@mcredcreeper5107 rohan and josuke are playing a game of dice, and josuke is cheating, rohan begins to suspect and a lot of other things that I don't remember because I haven't seen jojo for a long time, but ends with rohan's house on fire
MCRedCreeper Basically, he’s making a ‘promise’ to himself that if he doesn’t figure out how Josuke is cheating, he’ll chop another finger off (and chopped off the first to show how serious he is). If Rohan finds out how Josuke cheated, then he plans to chop off JOSUKE’s finger instead. Keep in mind that Rohan is kind of an intense weirdo, even amongst the cast.
3:41 when your friend tells you about his crush which also has a obsessive sexual attraction on him to the point of almost killing him using a stand made of hair
Letter I: exists Pixar lamp: 3:51 *ok this is not very funny in fact I thought he was gonna die even though I spoiled part 5 episode 1 for myself and found out he lives but please dislike*
![The Joestars Sing Their Own Openings [AI Covers]](/img/1.gif)
0:41 when u get the joke 10 minutes after it was told
Lol
Underrated
You mean the JoJoke
I Don't get it..
@das007 ummmm, OH I GET IT, CUZ HE WAS OOOOOOO
I Got it the first time
2:35
-"I have experience with video games myself."
-*tap tap*
-Gets thrown into the ceiling
Fitting username.
lmap
2:36
That's what they call double-jumping
woah dude it’s almost as if we watched the same fucking video
1:48 "I want a girlfriend!"
1:51: P I S S I N W I T H M Y B O Y
Avdol is His Girlfriend
Bruh
69th like btw
@@David_276 ay
Whom Has Ruined Perfection?
lol virgin
“JOOOOOJO”
Jotaro:”Shut the hell up”
00:58 XD
Birbily
When I start trying to talk about Jojo's a fifth time that conversation.
You're so damn annoying, you b*tch
No it's jooooojo jotaro yakamshi
wat
Bruno: His flesh is like condom
Passione: *starts to dance not for torture, but for excitement*
*They're gonna use his flesh for trish.*
@@gziddy7340 zipper man has some sticky fingers.
*s e x p i s t o l s*
@@axellea1592 JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE - PART 5: END
....
Nobody:
0:34 10 yo me playing cart surfer in club penguin:
**breathing**
NAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...URAHAHAHA
Congratulations, you ruined the fucking meme
Me? I didn't ruin it, that was Kars's laugh
@@polipix_ reply
1:48
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ACTUALLY I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Polnareff.
NANIIIII
Ğwodjwlv
@CoffeeSwirls Girl and they were roommates
"Humans would taste gross because they eat meat."
Not if that human was Speedwagon
Oh you mean the Jesus of the PBU
God would always taste nice
I see you everywhere it feels so weird
I mean, narancia tasted pretty nice since he eats his vegetables like a good boy.
Why are you everywhere????????
1:17 when I take a bite of my food but I feel a crunch 2 seconds later
Isaac Baraki hold up, you wasn’t eating jelly beans?
1:18
“20 minutes of every episode of JoJo’s bizarre adventure”
Soon
How long is a jojo episode maximum? Are some 20 minutes long and others 30 or more, or are all jojo episodes 20 minutes or less?
Fulookin They're all usually 20 minutes long, excluding the opening and ending and end cards
N O ok thanks pardon
xForts lmao
"I have experience with video games myself"
Jotaro: *tap tap*
Telence: *goes flying*
Now thats what i call "a pro gamer move"
Guess Jotaro put in that →↓↘+P input
So Killer Queen is the same type of stand as Star Platinum...
Lmao
3:30 "Josuke, I'm about to go hunting."
Josuke: **Surprised Pikachu face**
Josuke is so fucking beatiful
@@kirayoshikage8922 Yes yes yes yes *YES*
Josuke, im about to go shiny hunting.
He's becoming Kakyoin
*H U U U H*
3:35 *Koichi gets dragged into hell for all eternity*
Josuke and Okuyasu: *YAY!* *YES!* *GREAT DAYS!*
Lmao this is vey funny
Screw them.
Their so evil XD
What actually happened
Did koichi get out?
I just can't wait till Anasui gets mad at Disney characters, man.
Where the fuck is Mickey?
This shit ain't Disney!
IF THERE'S NO MICKEY, THIS SHIT AIN'T DISNEY!
Its polnareff land
@@outerwildsenjoyer3231 No,it's me,Dio
3:26
Rohan: *spooky face*
2 secs later
Josuke: *DORARARARARARA*
lmaooo
I think that’s what everyone would do
He got scared so hard that he just beat the fuck out of Rohan
hes just done with the bizarre.
3:19 saddest clip of them all
Everybody Felt that
The kicks just kept on coming😭😭
no
Then gets punched
Relatable
This will go on until we have a full marathon of all the episodes.
It better
69th like
24 minutes of every episode
Tsog Bat facts
in roughly 185 years
no one:
me remembering something funny that happened in the middle of class: 0:41
That is me all the time tbh
too real
That seen makes me think of another anime but i cant put my finger on it.
my brain suddenly playing Gyro's cheese song in the middle of class
5:23
Doppio: *talks to frog*
*doesn’t like what it said so he punches it*
*The frog counter attacks*
Nice.
5:28
@@mizorogitsumugich9723 Doppio's or King Crimson's?
@@mizorogitsumugich9723 well, i guess
Stand user:frog stand: Metallica
2:39 Jotaro was playing Cuphead
L
"Actually, I want a girlfriend!"
*"[LAUGHING]"*
They remembered there is nothing heterosexual about the series they're in.
First reply
Correction, JoJo is the most straight series to exist
@@BuetifullPersun part 1 and 8
0:31
*slices people with unicorn horn*
0:34
*laughing after riding away*
The classic run and gun
How does he know the secret Joestar technique
Dima Man911 i found this somehow both cursed and funny af
HEHEHE
I’ve been inspired.
GREATO DAZE
yays
Sup hentai guy/gal
It's our Lord
No you haven’t.
Out of context: This is insane.
Within context: This is still insane.
Bizzare captures it more ironically
0:53 so none of us are going to talk about strohiem getting a horn up his?
Oh. My. God.
*I need to bleach my ears!!!!*
[Wamuu used horn drill]
[Its an 1HKO!]
[Stroheim 's sturdy]
Ass
Butt
5:40 Doppio makes his world famous mating call and Trish can’t contain her arousal
king toaster11 Even I can’t control my arousal when Doppio be making those sexy sounds
This is omega cursed yet I still require more in depth pics.
Never seen the show but wtf is wrong with Doppio
JungleINSECt Spikewall split personality disorder
There are phone
“Mum, can we have Ferb and Perry?”
“We have Ferb and Perry at home.”
Ferb and Perry at home: 4:57
Home version of Perry be like: *tortle*
lol
@@mroqai5397 the home version which has a home inside
2:23
"Go ahed,Mr. Joestar."
2 seconds later:"BRAAARARAAAAAAAAAAA!"
“RAISE?!”
BRRRRRAAAAAAAH MOMENT
Oh sh- i never thought you would comment in one from my comments :o
love ur vids
Go ahed, mista josturr
Yo Angelo
Ceaser YES
🗿
Yo Angelo
CAESAAAR
🗿
4:38
You know the first time I saw this my stupid ass thought he had a Stand that allowed him to pee through his fingers like those aliens from Scary Movie 3.
Same
same i thought that was his only usefull ability just to give somebody that piss so someday they can or some shit like that
ME TOO thx now im not the only stupid one here because i thought that through the whole part it was only afterwards that i saw it
You think that’s bad
I thought Dio was the main character in jojo
@@wockytalkie8352 you thought that was bad?
I thought Josuke and Diavolo were the same character.
2:39 Jotaro: yo what dis button do
Darby: WAIT DONT PRESS THAT BUTTO---
The eject button very ejects you
the flinger button
:Fling darpyprogamer11
DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON
press the button!
The self destruct button on the video game-inator
Cowboys be like: 4:42
"It's like a burning yeehaw"
more like 4:57
@@adolfsmith5191 why do you compare Pesci with cowboys?
@@adolfsmith5191 now serious, i made the joke because the sex pistols said yeehaw, in the second clip they don't say it, that's why i didn't said 4:59.
I see we are now theorizing what 4:57 has to do with cowboys instead of it just being
*TURTLE*
@@irevizer4806 i don't see how that's a whoosh
0:52 That Vonstroheim squeal is epic
Special victim crimes
Law and oders.
Mom: What do you wanna watch?
5 year old me: 4:18
This comment is so underrated what the hell
This needs more likes. You are freaking hilarious 🤣
Omg, this is perfect xD
that's fucking underrated wtf
Dora The Frickin Explorar
5:57 me getting out of bed because guests are at the house
Nice.
Best part in the video
5:03 That Slap was so hard, that the impact was felt from a different body
Damn
Lovers stand?
Story of vegas
3:36 *wins a trip to Vegas*
3:39 *hits the jackpot*
3:41 *blew the whole money on gambling and finds no reason to live*
For someone who has never seen this episode, this would be completely out of context
4:57
I'm pretty sure all of these are weird out of context
And some of them are weird even with context
Bitch, all of this are weird without context
Franklin the turtle final becomes powerful
All of them are bizarre even with context
Josuke: *Laughs*
Rohan: *Laughs*
Also Rohan: *Amputates his finger*
Actually isn't a no context cut it is in the real episode
Yeah could I have some context please?
@@mcredcreeper5107 rohan and josuke are playing a game of dice, and josuke is cheating, rohan begins to suspect and a lot of other things that I don't remember because I haven't seen jojo for a long time, but ends with rohan's house on fire
Yes but why does Rohan cut his finger off?
MCRedCreeper Basically, he’s making a ‘promise’ to himself that if he doesn’t figure out how Josuke is cheating, he’ll chop another finger off (and chopped off the first to show how serious he is). If Rohan finds out how Josuke cheated, then he plans to chop off JOSUKE’s finger instead.
Keep in mind that Rohan is kind of an intense weirdo, even amongst the cast.
Do 25 minutes of every JoJo episode next
Every episode in one video
Free episodes
10 hours of jojo episodes
would there not be recaps though ?
Recaps cause Cancer
0:57 Tommy screams "JoJo" until Jotaro screams at him
Who the heck is tommy?
@@christopherfox7987 it's the singer of some Jojo openings.
-OOOOJOOOOOOOOO
Then Jotaro tells him to shut up
gotta love how he says you're annoying, you bitch and then kisses
“JOOOOOOOOJO”
Jotaro: SHUT THE HELL UP
The transition was perfect
My great grandson was always annoyed easily
@@jonathanjoestar9433 true.
@@jonathanjoestar9433 he is your great great grandson
Koichi : **gets dragged into hell**
Josuke & Okuyasu : *Y A T T A Y A T T A*
It’s like a burning-
*YEEEEEEHAAAAAAA*
Narancia: **Proceeds to kick a car door, then got his head stuck between the door**
Fugo wants to feed him spaghetti
Fugo is shocked at Abbachio and Giorno getting thanos'ed
Golden experience pokes giornos tiddie
Cyro 26 Pesci is scared as Coco Jumbo just *stands* there, menacingly.
“It’s like a burning-“
*YEEEEEE HAWWWW*
" *JOOOOOJO* "
"SHUT UP"
We can see how the relationship between Joseph and jotaro started
0:34
When you bother your mom for some snacks and she finally says you can get them
LMAOAHAH
3:27 My sleep paralysis demon about to kill me
3:29When I grab my special Uno deck made entirely of Reverses
Happened to me once.
It's so weird that about 80% of this actually makes sense in context
4:13 so is this the 20%?
Cha C Ktg *yes*
I would say 80% of this still doesn't make sense in context
1:57 when you and the boys try pulling a fast one on each other at the same time
No, they got us.
@@mozzarellacustard7414 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:40
Jotaro: *presses a button*
T.D’Arby : *went flying*
Stone Ocean anime : *is released*
Hentai artists : 1:04
I both love and hate this.
it already exists r/jolynehentai
@@ItsGBMoD but but but
I never understood this scene because I can’t afford to watch full episodes :’)
@@pookie-yo8qh you can watch all of the anime in animeflv i think
*menacing Pepsi*
@@judehanma Everything.
4:14
It was a CRIME to not use kakyoin's "lelolelolelo" scene.
It's a crime you spelled it wrong it's lerolerolero
It’s RERO!
He did that last time remember
I actually kinda think it’s okay, the rerorero scene has become pretty low hanging fruit for memes lately
3:19 Only true gamers know how Josuke feels at this part.
I really really really like that pfp
he has the big sad
The Great Depression (1914)
pain inside
I feel it
0:35
When u peak at your christmas present and run back to ur room
This made me laugh so damn hard XD
"EHEHEH"
0:38
When your little brother sees you
@@restless276 😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂 I'm dying
Polnareff: Actually, I want a girlfriend!
*Abdul and Polnareff peeing*
Hmmm... *I see*
Might need to edit abdul
3:26 josuke punches rohan because he was staring at him
5:01 Prosciutto slaps Melone,which hits Ghiaccio who falls down the road
Now in return, one nanosecond of every JJBA episode!
Nah, one attosecond
Or
1
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 seconds
It would be classified as a photo
3:41 when your friend tells you about his crush which also has a obsessive sexual attraction on him to the point of almost killing him using a stand made of hair
cat: exists
the Crusaders: *_W H E E Z E_*
Emerald 1337 cat: exists
Dio: *smashes it to pieces*
1:28
Thought the cat was killer queen. I got humiliated by the Crusaders.
4:40 HE SAID IT BOYS. HE SAID IT
The boys be like: 4:43
1:49
Poor Polnareff, even Avdol laughed at him when he said he wanted a girlfriend
Even polnareff laughed at poor polnareff
2:36 D’Arby: I have experience with video games myself
2:39 Jotaro: Bet, **Inputs code**
2:41 **Telence T. D’Arby has left the lobby**
1:04-1:09
It feels like death note
oh yeah it does
Genius
Didn't know that fly was a name,foreign names sure are bizzare
@@hexusarchive SO DEATH NOTE IS A JOJO REFERENCE
Anime when I’m watching: Epic fights
Anime when my mom walks in: 5:42
Why.................
BeezUp Playz Anime when I’m watching alone: 5:35
Anime when my mom walks in: 5:42
Basically
@@IlPizzaGuy anime when everyones mom comes in: 4:13
1:29 just watching my *curse jotaro smile*
When my mom or sister comes
1:52
2:15
1:37 -
What if we kissed on the Jotaro bridge
For a second u see Rohan okay and then he is beaten up
3:27 Do you call that face okay?
Gabriel Caceres Aravena I’d say he’s having a hell of a time.
I’m not going to like your comment because it’s at 666
As an Italian the names make me laugh so hard
Ah, yes, my favorite jojo character. Meat.
4:42 its like a burning yehehaw *HOL HORSE INTENSIFIES*
Narancia: **Proceeds to kick a car door**
Narancia: Proceed to get stucked
FuGone: “I’d like to feed him some spaget.”
Are you sure that King Crimson isn't controlling over this video?
StickMaster500 Yea
Maybe
I'm pre- -out that
wait....
This is the power of *King Crimson*
@@frannzcostillas1787 h- -p
5:56
His faceplant was added in the background for all of us to appreciate, LMAO, WHAT A GEM
5:37 I like how Secco just yeets himself into the back of a garbage truck
Dalton Stewart and then afterwards...
and then doppio-
DODIDIDIDIDIODODEDONDIUN
Jojo can be described in one sentence:
"Don't ask"
Or better yet
"It makes no sense"
@@averonisgaming9023 the first one was better
Or even better: "It's *bizarre* "
I can explain
this perfectly demonstrates just how bizarre the show is
I,Giorno Giovanna am here to tell you all Merry Christmas
Doğukan Alpkaya merry Christmas giorno :)
Merry christmas
Your dad is gay giorno giovanna
Thank you Mr. Giovanna
Thanks, iPhone 11 head.
I can’t wait for this series to get to “Every second from every episode of JoJo”.
Nice
3:36 It looks like their celebrating koichi's death XD
"We finally helped him escape Yukako! Hooray~!!!"
*"Go ahead, Mr. Josterrr" - Barbie, Obie, D'arby*
Go ahead, *Mr. Jostörr*
*Gou ahet, Meesturrr Josturr*
1:05. The drawing is so cancerous everyone puked out blood.
Nice.
No no no no
Monkey solve cube puzzle
Shadow Runner ngl star platinum was having a good time so that’s all that matters lol
And Polnareff disapproves.
2:36
I have experience
Jotaro: i wonder what this button does
d'arby: ATHRYNHITJM
Mc plot armor in a nutshell
5:03 Melone got slapped so hard Ghiaccio felt it
Chaos Raider LMAOOO
Stand name: Melone
Stand User Ghiaccio
Lovers…
"Josuke, were are going to go hunting"
"Huh?"
*Koichi is dragged to the shadow realm*
*insert Josuke and Okuyasu celebrating Koichi d y i n g*
Koichi is afraid of bears
3:31
“Pull the lever, Kronk!”
2:39-2:41
“Wrong lever!”
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
1:05
Star Platinum with his Death Note
Polnareff disapproves
Koichi: *gets killed by ghosts *
Next shot: Everybody is happy
Dio: JoJo
Jonathan: Dio
Dio: JoJo
Spongebob: Spongebob
shpadewag0n
Shrek: Fiona
*Smeedwagon*
Joseph: CEASAR
4:44 Narancia gets angry because they interrupted the Torture Dance,but he gets stuck,Fugo then decides to give him spaghetti to calm him down
lol
>4:44
*angry Mista noise *
Simone Fazwolf wth
Then thanos kills Abacchio and Giorno
OI WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WRITING THAT TIMESTAMP ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL KILLED!??
Jotaro: Presses 2 Buttons
Younger D'arby: Aight Boutta Head Out
Melee fox in a nutshell
He used Hesoyam
4:43 *"It's like a burning Y E E H A W"*
When you try to fight the final boss on the hardest difficulty and you’re under leveled with mediocre gear: 3:51
when its the 50th time you lose 3:18
When your mom tells you to go to bed during the fight 3:18
Letter I: exists
Pixar lamp: 3:51
*ok this is not very funny in fact I thought he was gonna die even though I spoiled part 5 episode 1 for myself and found out he lives but please dislike*
me playing pokémon sword:
The last time I was this early was when the part 6 anime was announced
Oh wait
?
Too late fucko.
You've just revealed your stand's ability.
2:50 The way Dio casually decapitates someone while happily sprinting forward is funny for no reason
Decapitates? He *obliterated* a cat.
4:32 time to get up for work
I hate it when I get up for morning and my banana turns into a gun
Simone Fazwolf I can relate massively
Is he just going to keep adding a second until he just posts the entire series?
30 minutes of every jojo episode (includes ads.)
Someone calculate how long this will take
Todd Howard i did the funny maths and its 3,990 minutes or 66 hours. (Upto the current end of Vento Aureo)
Shi Shi madlad
@@ahar7068 r/didthemath
3:35
Koichi : **About to die** AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Josuke & Okuyasu : YATAIYATAIYATAIYATAIYATAI YES GREAT!
...............
Most funny part is that there is seamless transition
it's too used already
Jotaro’s the who who’s killing Koichi.
0:42 When you remember a funny joke from 5 years ago
1:29 Jotaro is smiling...
OH MY GOD!
Hes cute when he smiles
But hes better when not
@@dragringer1480 he really is super cute! Kakyoin is cuter though!
3:27
Rohan: *Appears*
Crazy Diamond: *start hitting him for no reason*
Rker!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@kakyoininiggysbody2654 "chill i was just healing you"
2:39
Jotaro presses button twice
D’arby goes flying
...
*IS THIS THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND*
Then a dude swan dives into a fur suit