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  • @Connor-ONeill
    @Connor-ONeill Год назад +56

    I love how they handle Jesus in American Gods. Every deity is real and when asked about Jesus, a character responds with "Sure, There's middle eastern Jesus, black Jesus, asian Jesus, there's even white, Hollywood Jesus. It all depends on whose doing the believing"

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Год назад +3

      Sounds like a tulpa

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Год назад +4

      ​@@Fridge_Fiendbasically all the gods in that follow those rules essentially

    • @lazypaladin
      @lazypaladin Год назад +2

      _Hollywood Jesus: _*_Let me tell you something, Deciple Brother!_*

  • @emersonawesome3778
    @emersonawesome3778 Год назад +309

    Even if you ain't a Christian, you gotta admit, biblically accurate Jesus, a kind, noble, respectable and loving man is awesome. A man who would be disgusted by the homophobic, transphobic, and antisemitic people who try to use his name as justification for there vile actions.

    • @ethanhaynes7406
      @ethanhaynes7406 Год назад +3

      Not only did he protect outcasts and minorities, but he was also an anti-imperialist revolutionary and drove out all businesses from the temple with a handmade whip. Jesus was metal

    • @fatewinter6000
      @fatewinter6000 Год назад +50

      He would flip tables in a lot of churches in the current day if he was around. Historically he did it once and I’m sure he’d do it again.

    • @benionsings6840
      @benionsings6840 Год назад +26

      I reckon Jesus is the sort of guy whom would say I don't give a shit your gay wanna grab a beer

    • @irishdc9523
      @irishdc9523 Год назад +35

      ​@@benionsings6840He'd say "drinks on me" and order everyone free water

    • @Pixeleyes00
      @Pixeleyes00 Год назад

      ​@@fatewinter6000z6 ml bbh😮b

  • @emersonawesome3778
    @emersonawesome3778 Год назад +121

    My favorite image of Jesus if the one where he is carrying a sheep with the trans flag colors it's wool, and the herd he is carrying it so saying "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Hold it right there! He wasn't lost, we kicked him out!" and Jesus responds "I know, and I found her."

    • @luluu0101
      @luluu0101 Год назад +8

      thank you for commenting this. searching up this picture made my day

    • @natsmith303
      @natsmith303 Год назад +13

      For anyone interested, the cartoonist in question is David Hayward, aka The Naked Pastor. He has a lot of good material like this.

    • @monstermunch8670
      @monstermunch8670 Год назад

      the trans movement is demonic, complete opposite of Jesus Christ, completely Blasphemous for Christians

  • @Emery_Pallas
    @Emery_Pallas Год назад +24

    Oh also he’s implied to have resurrected a dead child by saying his name to the Roman Guards (implied), resurrects every dead person in a several mile radius with his resurrection (this was somehow the least important event), can predict the near future, can turn off the sun (both seen when he dies) and can respawn (though by all accounts he seems to need to generate a new skin to do so, alongside a cool-down of 7 days). There’s probably others too, especially when considering the Trinity/Godhead as a whole (such as fire birds)

    • @Emery_Pallas
      @Emery_Pallas Год назад +6

      Oh also there is an actual magic dual in one of the Non Canonical gospels, but it’s with Peter and some obscure one off character in the actual bible (this is where the idea of Peter dying on an upside down cross comes from, having being executed for killing the guy instantly by praying to God to summon lightning instead of playing fair),
      Non canonical gospels will often give even more weird stuff (Like the Judas one where Jesus reveals that the God of the Old Testament is a being (iirc called “Fool” created by the Even cooler entity(?) called the Monad (which is some concept from Greek Philosophy), almost as if it’s a Shonen anime prepping up the new villain or power up for the Arc

    • @Emery_Pallas
      @Emery_Pallas Год назад

      @@smashbrandiscootch719 yeah that’s something. It’s why so many weird cult leader guys talk about how they have messed up hands. Looking it up it is apparently called Stigmata.
      Also to correct a thing, resurrecting people by saying his name isn’t a Jesus exclusive power, anyone saying God’s name properly allows them excessive power.
      Now only Jesus has the power to…

  • @gavinotheshitpostartist5586
    @gavinotheshitpostartist5586 Год назад +30

    Love how most of these are just Jesus being like "Stop that" or "Do what I say" and then it just happens

  • @gervasiomartins9148
    @gervasiomartins9148 Год назад +36

    Fun fact! The name "Jesus" comes from the same etymological root as the name "Joshua". Combine that with "Messiah" meaning "the anointed one", and you get the fact that a perfectly valid translation of "Jesus Christ" would be "Moist Josh"

  • @heliumpai7627
    @heliumpai7627 Год назад +17

    This episode was so goooood, I need a shonen where Jesus just shows up with all of his powers

  • @HeroBear64
    @HeroBear64 Год назад +60

    I’d watch Karl read the entirety of the bible

  • @kolelokaram8541
    @kolelokaram8541 Год назад +3

    I specifically went in and subscribed because you promise that you would make this and I wanted to see it.

  • @PleasantlyEmpathic9924
    @PleasantlyEmpathic9924 Год назад +8

    Have you guys ever heard of the manga/anime Record Of Ragnarok? It's about 13 humans from throughout history vs 13 gods from different pantheons in a tournament to decide the fate of humanity.
    I mention this because I really, really want to see how you guys would decide your fighters.

  • @Eta_Hoyimi
    @Eta_Hoyimi Год назад +6

    Miracles are real; I just realized RUclips unsubbed me from fact fiend for some reason and now when I come back I realize you've split this into it's own channel. Cheers on you for keeping the round green screen. Never change lel

  • @hunterhall1575
    @hunterhall1575 Год назад +8

    17:45 This could be debatable. In one story, a woman sneaks a little touch of his robe when he isn't looking, and is healed somehow. It describes that Jesus "felt power go out from him" and he started asking who touched his robe and commended her on her faith. Also most of his healings do involve physical touch and "spell components". Certain accounts tell of him spitting in mud and creating some kinda magic salve to heal the blind.

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 Месяц назад

      He's just a dnd cleric

    • @hunterhall1575
      @hunterhall1575 Месяц назад

      @@sev1120 Or possibly a Warlock, if you think about it...

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik Год назад +3

    As a Catholic I absolutely love this.
    I wholeheartedly believe that you don’t need to possess any sort of interest or belief in religion to enjoy The Bible, or any other form of religious text for that matter.
    Treat it like you would any other book and you’re going to have a good time.

  • @wuraolaolagunju
    @wuraolaolagunju Год назад +4

    The Bible Man clips were absolutely traumatizing!!😂😂😂

  • @paytonjones432
    @paytonjones432 Год назад

    God, seeing that Bibleman unlocked so many memories I had forgotten. I haven't thought about that show in like 17-18 years

  • @scrondolio90
    @scrondolio90 Год назад +13

    You should do an episode on Brock Samson from Venture Brothers, the dude is insane

  • @saxpackabs
    @saxpackabs Год назад

    I had a similar upbringing to Karl and Lucas. I went to a Christian Primary School and Secondary School, but around 13 I became an arheist and still am today.
    I'm grateful that I live in a country where, while you may be encouraged to sing hymns as a kid, you won't suffer repurcussions for saying you don't believe it later in life.

  • @absoul112
    @absoul112 Год назад +19

    If memory serves me correctly, the reason he's born in B.C. is because some ancient people got the dates wrong, so the calendar system we use has him born early. Also apparently someone forgot there should be a zero between 1BC and 1AD.

    • @BeOtterMyFriend
      @BeOtterMyFriend Год назад +3

      I think it was more like trying to date it based on information given in the Bible and later finding out that other this dating was off? Aside from the fact that the gospels give contradictory data (like who ruled where or what happened) so dating when this is supposed to have been happening is difficult.

    • @natsmith303
      @natsmith303 Год назад +2

      Adding onto this that the date given is based on Matthew positioning him as born not too long before Herod the Great's death, which took place in 4 BCE.

  • @stephaniec9539
    @stephaniec9539 Год назад +1

    Love that they are talking about jesus and Karls rocking the dinosaur shirt

  • @SelkieGirl
    @SelkieGirl Год назад +2

    NOW I'M A LITTLE MOTIVATED!

  • @grymreefer420
    @grymreefer420 Год назад +15

    I absolutely love this lol. The idea of doing a wiki weekend Jesus info as a subscriber special lmao

  • @natsmith303
    @natsmith303 Год назад +7

    Just popping in to say that, in the opinion if this Christian viewer, y'all said absolutely nothing worth taking offense at in this. Keep up the good work, as always!

  • @StudioWulf
    @StudioWulf 8 месяцев назад

    I would totally watch the Wiki Weekends/Fact Fiend Bible Study livestream

  • @lazylazerrsp8781
    @lazylazerrsp8781 Год назад +5

    So his power set is word magic and divine auras that purifies, repels evil, and cures/heals, as well as liquid transmutation, and water walking. The majority of the miracles are preempted by him saying what he wants.
    However if you want to further shorten it, reality manipulation with a tendency for flair by declaring his deeds before they occur.

  • @McAwesome1988
    @McAwesome1988 Год назад

    I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see you edit in "bibleman" scenes hahahaha omg I'd 1 million percent love it if you did a wikiweekend about bibleman, more so the entire production, don't care about lore.... like dude the star of the show played Buddy (the best friend) on Charles in Charge.. for the record, proud atheist, raised in a Christian home so seeing stuff like this excites me in ways you could not understand. You guys rock! I'm stoked for this new channel!

  • @SRaburrido
    @SRaburrido Год назад

    Reality bending through Words of Power.

  • @SomeStaleBread
    @SomeStaleBread Год назад +1

    This is the quality content I subscribed for! Thanks and congrats Karl!

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 8 месяцев назад

    20:40
    Yes. Lucas. That's what they said....
    And he arrived!

  • @erikferal
    @erikferal Год назад +3

    My favorite depiction of Jesus is from Record of Ragnarok, where he's one of the 4 Sages alongside Buddha, Confucius and Socrates. And when Buddha gets in a fight, Jesus is raising his fists in hype!! XD

  • @alma4938
    @alma4938 Год назад +2

    Thank you so much for keeping your word on this ❤😂

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher
    @eldorados_lost_searcher Год назад

    Good on you for looking up AD.

  • @Small_Hollow
    @Small_Hollow Год назад

    This was not long enough, I cannot wait

  • @andrewjames9132
    @andrewjames9132 Год назад +1

    His walking on water is because he’s a ninja.

  • @dafneorlow
    @dafneorlow Год назад +1

    10k subs? Congrats guys, you deserve it. And you have my thanks. I Found the factfiend Chanel at the start of the 2020 lockdown and heck, it saved my sanity 😉

  • @TaimaNekomusume420
    @TaimaNekomusume420 Год назад

    I had the same thing at my primary school, wasn't a religious school. We had to sing hymns and pray in assembly, and I being from an atheist family I refused and got detention on a regular basis.
    My fav Jesus is the Buddy Christ from Dogma

  • @BeOtterMyFriend
    @BeOtterMyFriend Год назад +5

    14:46 "There is no one else for me. None but Jesus. Crucified to set me free. Now I live to bring Him Wiki Weekends."
    😂😂😂
    Good logo placement.

  • @gotgud
    @gotgud Год назад +3

    Crazy that Jesus has AOE healing like Lucio lol

  • @hershtheonly4799
    @hershtheonly4799 Год назад +2

    The sad thing is; when you have established they are a reality warper; no other classifications matter. Any other ability is already covered by reality warping.

  • @chancemeyers8502
    @chancemeyers8502 Год назад

    Also. Jm agnostic too Karl. I like to talk to the lord and I just cant look out in the universe and not believe in a creator. Its just to beautiful and fine tuned and yet destructive, but in a way that plants dust for new stars and new planets to form. So I dont really ascribe to a religion. Humans are just too flawed and history can be like a game of Phone sometimes. Just thought Id share lol. Keep up the good vids and be yalls selfs. Thats the best thing about this channel in my opinion, the openness and transparency

  • @JuanSanchez1
    @JuanSanchez1 Год назад +5

    If black Jesus isn’t brought up I’m gonna cry

    • @fatewinter6000
      @fatewinter6000 Год назад +2

      Bro my youth group had a painting of black Jesus we once found and it stayed up for 6 years till the youth pastor left. It made several older church members mad 😂

  • @kevinh666
    @kevinh666 Год назад +2

    What about Buddy Chirst from Dogma 😂

  • @Kila-Innova
    @Kila-Innova 9 месяцев назад

    The fuck Graham text is reassuring for me, it’s nice being reminded when some of my favourite creators are against bigotry and support the rights of people like me to just bloody exist.

  • @carlosvejar3938
    @carlosvejar3938 Год назад +1

    Well Done 👍👍

  • @BWtalks
    @BWtalks 9 месяцев назад

    3:51 bro as Christian and 90’s as I am, I never experienced religion shoved down my throat as a kid. You guys went to some interesting public schools. I totally understand, though, why people who grew up in oppressive “Christian” homes would be repelled by it later. I appreciate your guys’ perspective even if I don’t agree with it 100%

  • @SuperSweetBoy
    @SuperSweetBoy Год назад +1

    I’m honestly amazed they got through a whole episode on Jesus without one reference to RoboCop

  • @le563
    @le563 Год назад

    Right on time

  • @chancemeyers8502
    @chancemeyers8502 Год назад +1

    Bro. Id love a wiki weekend on Sou5h Park Jesus specifically 😂😂

  • @TheForrest05
    @TheForrest05 Год назад +1

    Old Testament definitely war crimey.

  • @LuciZeArtist
    @LuciZeArtist Год назад +1

    now this is a way to convert someone lmao

  • @askelephant9819
    @askelephant9819 Год назад +1

    I hope there is a bible man episode of Wiki Weekdays/Weekends cause now I want to see that

  • @nave365
    @nave365 Год назад +2

    jesus has toon force

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 8 месяцев назад

    13:13
    Seed of the woman,
    Christ redeemer,
    Lord of lord, king of kings, the prince of peace lord of all and eternal. Great vicar of my heart and bishop of my soul. The light the lamb the deliverer. The way the truth the life and glory.
    (A prayer my grandmother used to say. I have no idea where she got it exactly.)

  • @B4dr4bbit
    @B4dr4bbit Год назад +1

    For a moment I thought this was gonna be from the Jojo wiki.

  • @johnrhines6626
    @johnrhines6626 Год назад +1

    Jesus for my birthday weekend!?

  • @jackfoxx6351
    @jackfoxx6351 Год назад

    god bless this channel

  • @bensol184
    @bensol184 Год назад

    My favorite contradictory distributor of god is "God made you in his image" so..... that mean in your mind and world God looks just like you. It's your world we just live in it.... "so you think it, so shall it be"

  • @eggarts9562
    @eggarts9562 11 месяцев назад

    Never thought of Jesus having been the son of a polycule before, nice!

  • @thomasdebenham2883
    @thomasdebenham2883 Год назад

    I'm surprised Karl that you didn't make a John Cena joke with the entire word of Life thing lol

  • @kizzmequik70four
    @kizzmequik70four Год назад +1

    Jesus is a cool guy, turns water into wine and gives everyone loaves of bread and fish.

  • @jaydavis9717
    @jaydavis9717 Год назад

    B.C, the acronym actually being B.C.E, stands for before the common era.

  • @javierharvey9287
    @javierharvey9287 Год назад

    I've been waiting for the Jesus power scale with Karel

  • @BWtalks
    @BWtalks 9 месяцев назад

    I think that the reason Jesus was born a few years BC could be related to the fact that the wise men that visited him were a sort of confirmation of his identity as Christ and therefore starting that timeline. He was about 2 or 3 when they came to visit him if I remember right. Not sure if that’s the reason the timeline is weird but it could be a contributing factor

  • @Javijar
    @Javijar Год назад

    Since we're on this topic, just want to announce that there's a game called "I am Jesus Christ" being released later this year. It's apparently an RPG, and the cover is Jesus T-posing as the I on the title. That is all.

  • @spikesagitta
    @spikesagitta Год назад

    I had to laugh at all those bands names and bloodborne boss name XD

  • @neverknowsbest2471
    @neverknowsbest2471 Год назад +1

    Bro I'm gonna be pissed if this messes with my recommendations

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 8 месяцев назад

    18:02
    When christ in the bible speaks, and his words are enacted, it's to mirror the power of God "his will be done"...
    Which karl basicslly says.
    But it's dine intentionally by the author.

  • @lochnessa0664
    @lochnessa0664 Год назад +1

    My definitive version of jesus is the ethereal snake ripped af jesus

  • @joshuahudnell7401
    @joshuahudnell7401 Год назад +1

    All is possible with Jesus

  • @unheardstingray7048
    @unheardstingray7048 10 месяцев назад

    in the manga/anime drifters jesus goes dark making an immortal monster army

  • @nekrouni8497
    @nekrouni8497 Год назад +2

    I’d say Jesus’ ultimate power set would include transmutation, negation (the ability to just say no to something and have it be so), and total dominion over nature

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 Год назад

    There are similarities in Jesus and Darth Vader's attitudes I'd never noticed

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 8 месяцев назад

    27:04
    Those are the heretical texts!
    He resurrected the child he kylled.. and the teacher he kylled...

  • @apezilla83
    @apezilla83 10 месяцев назад

    Jesus: King of the Earth sounds like a comic book where aliens want to come to earth but Jesus keeps showing up to the council meetings telling them we're not ready...

  • @spiritsofthesky
    @spiritsofthesky Год назад +11

    I'm all for you guys telling more people about Jesus, even if joking. And Jesus made the group of guards who arrested him fall back by standing up. He didn't need better sandals to escape.

  • @thebrad1134
    @thebrad1134 Год назад

    Jesus of Nazareth is in the Marvel comic universe (so far only Earth-616). He is *implied* to be a mutant.

  • @glowing_clod969
    @glowing_clod969 Год назад

    The first body was a rental

  • @nave365
    @nave365 Год назад +1

    if we're all children of god then we've been left in a hot car and someone should call cps

  • @ultimateaura7629
    @ultimateaura7629 Год назад +1

    The reason why Jesus was born in 3bc, is due to an error in how the gregorian calendar was calculated I believe

  • @NightmareZerogbs
    @NightmareZerogbs Год назад +1

    the Bibleman title card hit me out of nowhere. And, judging by what I heard, I think Jesus DOES have reality warping powers, it's like he had Power Word Heal and Power Word Kill...or rather Power Word, period, what he says IS.

    • @FreddieHg37
      @FreddieHg37 Год назад

      Well, if he's God's avatar in this reality and God is the programmer, he can basically make any changes to the system and make it appear in our world, Jesus is just the Avatar God is controlling on this game called life.

  • @cheeserdane
    @cheeserdane Год назад +1

    MORK 2024!

  • @buckymorgan6396
    @buckymorgan6396 Год назад

    Half the time I forgot it was Jesus. It sounded more like Chuck Norris.

  • @beeboy6775
    @beeboy6775 Год назад

    Lmao Jesus wili 😮

  • @GabrielVentura
    @GabrielVentura Год назад

    About growing a new ear for the guy.
    Jesus was present when the ear was cut, so he had the ear at hand, he just needed to glue it back.

  • @TheOneWhoIsBuiltDifferent
    @TheOneWhoIsBuiltDifferent Год назад +1

    Jesus is the homie

  • @LegionTheWorldKiller
    @LegionTheWorldKiller 4 месяца назад

    I am god I am Legion.

  • @dukemarionrobertmorrison
    @dukemarionrobertmorrison Год назад +2

    people with a pop culture understanding of jesus and most christians think that jesus main attribute is love but all of jesus preachings to the public were about justice and the reason jesus never wanted any of his followers to judge others is because jesus does not consider any of us to be just or at least as just as him

  • @samkibbey6321
    @samkibbey6321 Год назад

    Fun fact, there is no year 0. It goes straight from 1 to year 1.

  • @Stannard1603
    @Stannard1603 Год назад

    so, jezus knows alchemy, can create automatons, has healing touch/aura and can control the weather and is also a necromancer, what can't this man do and where can i find comics about him being a superhero

  • @yeemo_mcr6441
    @yeemo_mcr6441 Год назад

    so jesus has a philosophers stone from FMA

  • @IndigoWhiskey
    @IndigoWhiskey Год назад +1

    nice guy, shame about the fan club.
    XD

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 Год назад +1

    there are definitely worse figures to take inspiration from as long as you actually look at what he does

  • @jamaisj
    @jamaisj Год назад +4

    Just look at the D&D clerical spells; about half of them were based on Jesus' miracles.

  • @Grs1146
    @Grs1146 Год назад

    Lets goooooo 😂🫡

  • @Wynnie1121
    @Wynnie1121 Год назад

    In the infancy he also cured a man's erectile dysfunction

  • @meyou5464
    @meyou5464 Год назад

    hey bruv, love your vids, just wanted to offer some food for thought, white peeps are called caucasian cuz they came from the caucous mountains, which are in turkey, which is in the middle east, so he could have been white, not saying he was, but its a possibility

    • @beeeeeesbury
      @beeeeeesbury Год назад

      Only issue is jesus is supposed to have been born in Israel mate 😅

  • @the_peefster
    @the_peefster Год назад

    So if he can just instantly heal people and himself, the torture of his crucifixion kind of loses l its edge when he just wolverine heals

  • @edddggrondoon97315
    @edddggrondoon97315 Год назад

    If jesus stood on a river, would he go downstream like a conveyor belt?

  • @hectorpuente3040
    @hectorpuente3040 Год назад

    Can we get part 2?

  • @frankbrockey6014
    @frankbrockey6014 Год назад

    I know it the moment you guy made this channel I sead your gonna do jesus are you

  • @foolishgenius
    @foolishgenius Год назад

    So what you're telling me is Jesus is Greenbull from One Piece with a reality warping power