Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit
What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”. Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.
@@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.
@@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽♂️🫡salute to homie for being the RUclips teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.
Dude was so damn happy to have some company, you can tell he doesn’t get visitors much. Those officers were real ones for listening and being respectful, they made that man’s night
I had a ball escape his cage and go into the toilet. It took 2 days to get him to come out enough to grab him. I know exactly how that feels everytime I open his cage. 'I hope he is there' haha
this is true art in its essence. The scene ends with our hero lighting up the butt of a cigar that has been previously smoked all the way to the foil wrapping. The cigar has long out lived its usefulness but in this moment, it's as sweet as cherry pie.
Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters
That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.
@@sarahfaith86 yes, but alcohol and devil worship is typically a recipe for disaster. Idk how many Satan worshipping alcoholics house you've been to, but I've been to exactly one and I still haven't worn those pants again.
@IStevenSeagal for me it's before 2010, early tech was advancing fast and it was fun to see and experience first hand. Tons of great movies happened like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Spiderman. Videogames were advancing at a great pace and each console felt genuinely unique and there was something for everyone. Early Internet was great too
growing up in the 90s. neighborhoods were like this lol. cops were a different breed, as was people, and sadly over the past 15 or so years it's all went to shit. hopefully one day it'll come full circle.
You guys don't know how to tap the present moment like a maple tree. What you're referring to is social and cultural change. However it _"all"_ didn't go to 'shit'. And you didn't. Unless you let yourself. Experiencing the 90s like that is as much "in the mind" as experiencing any present moment. Really, you are the ones with the keys to your own psyche and mind. It may be harder today but it happens for a reason. If more people adopted full sovereignty over their body and mind BOOM!... There is a growing a awareness of the corruption and a so called "mass awakening" is taking place. Edward Dowd (altruist Wallstreet analyst) predicts well be living in a golden age. Mattias Desmet (mass formation psychosis guy(Joe rogan)) says it will get harder before it gets better. But also a golden age Don't be simply soft and comfortable and let it bowl you over.. WAY WAY WAY down the line, maybe 100+ years is "new earth". A "solar punk" eutopia. Solar meaning aligned with nature and biology and science. Free abundant energy. And punk means our tribal hunter gatherer roots. The near term golden age is just parallel systems as the corrupt ones turn to ash.
@@alexevasic8411 nah most of the country is a s hole my once nice town just got it's new population dumped on it not even a yr ago 2 bank robberies pizza place down the street broke into sirens every 15 min. and I travel for work it's like this almost everywhere and has been. Coming soon
I love the "I hope" but fir me the GOAT is "I aint afraid of the devil himself!!!" when we saw this when it aired on spike tv for the 1M time, it became a family pastime saying when it came to a challenge of any kind. OH HELL YES I'LL GO! I AINT AFRAID; I AINT AFRAID OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new
must be scorpio or sagittarius xd mybe even earth sign since he likes snakes ha. i assume he is scorpio. he is kind and understandable but also dark and intense
yes but which one. sun sign, moon sign, rising or mars. sun is how we express ourselves, moon is our heart, rising is our character and mars our actions@@Obese_Pterodactyl
@@Dualities I think he's the long lost horoscope, Alcoholius, actually. Lol but seriously I'd say he's just a drunk. Booze will make you blindly confident like that, that's why we drink!
It's straight propaganda. They stopped COPS and Live PD because if you watch most episodes (and know the constitution) the cowards violate the hell out of people's rights.
I remember too Carter ! I lost it right away as the guy broke into his own home through a window that he falls into only to be embarrassed further by attempting to continue his ridiculous conversation with the cops as the window closes down on him. I literally fell out of my couch giggling uncontrollably ! If memory serves me right this particular 'COPS' episode first aired in 1997. Flash backs are fun.
@@grezdaed The one I remember most was a drug trap house and a guy saw the cops make a bust there, came back later and asked if they were gone, then proceeded to try to buy drugs.
Wanna see my Growroom? It's just herbs and flowers, but you can check it if you want. Right through here, officer.. **Goes down Tunnel of snakes to a poor lit door with an animal skull adorned on top and a pentagram in red**
Yeah. 2:28. Imagine you're a crook who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, you're prowling around looking for stuff, etc, and you open a door and see that. I imagine that would run just about anyone off.
Seriously these guys are hardcore collectors of cool shit 😂 met some older guy like that. He had a General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger baddest car I’ve seen
@@AdvancedGaming4444 Who raised the generation that doesn't want to work hard any more? That generation is the one to blame. Ill give you a hint, it deals with booming...
do you own your home? he said owns. not rent. do you have a snake breeding business paying you tens of thousands of dollars, so you don't have to punch the clock for "Massa"? No. you don't. this dude is winning bigtime, and you don't even know. he is breeding snakes that barely need food. then they have 50 and 60 babies he can sell.@@campbellzachc
He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!
Bro this is the thing... There are countless interactions like these every single day. But only that one shitty intervention is going to be singled out in the media at the end of the week.
@@TheFlamingPike People are also fed up with the legislators and judges granting police officers more power and protection while simultaneously removing protection (and rights outlined in the constitution) away from the people.
There is such a hilarious video from germany where I think 5 or 6 policemen went out of an appartment, because the owners neighbor called them saying his music is to load and it's night. He made clear there is no noise it have to be a mistake. The owner was a young adult man pretty pissed by that situation and says they should leave. The last word he said to them in the video was "macht euch raus ihr wichser" what means go out of here you wanker." The last policman leaving then replies with "what" and he said "sorry I mean mister wanker." They all immediatly went in back again. 🤣
I honestly can't tell if he actually lives there and just proved it or if he just bs'd his way into having cops help him break into a house riddled with snakes and witchcraft.
The sheer fact that through all of this, despite the entire interaction, They created a symbiotic relationship where this man is now the local police department's snake wrangler, while the cops pay him back by not looking into anything going on in his home.
@@KonglomeratYT😅 bro kids be saying you old just because your ain't in high school, it's hilarious.... Then I see the same kid years later and they look my age 😅
The sentiment of this comment holds true. You can't have any interest or personality that goes against the status quo these days with out someone laughing at your expense.
@@Legocatshouse You're deluding yourself if you think that's a modern problem. Humans have always ostracised or hurt people who act outside accepted social norms. I'd argue we're a lot more indulging of eccentrics now. In the 1400s he'd have been tortured to death for being a devil worshipper. In the 1920s there's a good chance he'd be sectioned away.
This basically how all the dudes on my moms side of the family gets drunk. They get all friendly and super passionate about everything. Its really endearing sometimes.
“I’ll hipmatize it.” 😂
He’s being honest, it’s a ancient skill
*A simple spell but quite unbreakable*
its a ruse snek don got no hips
I have never in my life seen a man so kind and so deranged at the same time
I hope he's doing alright
In real life I’ve met plenty of kind people probably kinder even
Alot of these type of people are actually much Kinder and well meaning than the slightly more upper class people
me
Well apparently he believes in God and has demonic effigy's all of his house. lol 50/50
Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit
The man, the myth, the LEGEND!
Right this would never happen in 2022. Hell he wouldn't even make it through his window
All on national television
I didn't even think of it , Hella legendary tho 🤣😂🤣😂😂epic asf
EXACTLY!!
Can we take a second to appreciate This camera man’s comedic timing on everything and the fact he was not in tears laughing
"I don't pray to satan or nothin" Camera man: pans to skull on the wall.
I noticed that to, that camera man is topnotch@@dnmclnnn
That was an important part of this!
*stumbles through the window*
"Hey... Okay, Mee-" *SLAM*
*Opens window*
"-Eet me out front"
“Is there a snake in there?”
“I HOPE SO!”
The juxtaposition of a drunk man ensuring a police officer "I will protect you" it'self is hilarious
What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”.
Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.
@@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.
@@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽♂️🫡salute to homie for being the RUclips teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.
@@see-rious-leyLMAO miserable kuhnt
@@see-rious-ley who hurt you? Not even being sarcastic
"Is there a snake in there?"
"I hope"
Lmao I died
That's what did it for me!!
His facial expression was the 2nd best part of that 😂
Yes!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies 😂
The window slamming closed as he’s coming back had me dying 😂😂
Same lmao and he just reopens it and says meet him up front I’m weak 😅😅😅
The way he had his hands up to hold it and it slams in his face got me.
You don’t even know ow how dead I am.
@@Derek_Wyldyup just that lil interaction was already setting the tone for the rest of the video😆
It’s like a movie lol
“Shes pregnant shell have up to 60 babies” he said it like a proud grandparent 😂
It's his hand pointing and him saying that that killed me. Wasn't expecting the snake to be pregnant lolol
LMAOOOOOOOO
This doesn’t feel like COPS, it feels like a Reno 911 episode.
Right
They should definitely steal it. Just add Jonesy and keep the drunk man's dialogue
That's honestly how 90s COPS was. Every night, I would tune in with my dad to see wtf kind of shenanigans they would air. 😂
With a sprinkle of Cribs. 😂
I'm wearing boots of escaping!
This is exactly how most elementary school boys act when their best friend stays the night the first time 😂
Showing them everything lol
Hahah truuue
Happy as ever lol
I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO YOU
Damn! You hit the nail right on the fucking head! Amazing! 😂🤣
What a wild time when a man like this could afford a house
Lmao
I was laughing and then I saw this comment and am sad now.
This comment got me
Pet stores, snake removal, boots. Lots of money making there. He’s a trip though 😂
Ya 😂 I think I'm saner than him, and I'm typing this while homeless.
“No… no wait a minute. You don’t understand how many there ARE!” That line gets me every time.
LOLOLOLOL
they go to the basement and it's just a pit of snakes
That slow pan over to the skull on the wall, after he says "I don't pray to Satan", is pure comedic gold
"I don't pray to satan"
*camera pans to Baphomet*
paused at this moment bc I’m still crying XD
"I don't pray to Satan!"
Cameraman: Oh yeah then wtf is that??
🤣🤣
yeh I loved that too hahaha
Camera man is on point!!!
Dude was so damn happy to have some company, you can tell he doesn’t get visitors much. Those officers were real ones for listening and being respectful, they made that man’s night
Loneliness - the real cause of problems
@@JustSomeGuyOk bruh this hit hard
Yeah, i wonder 🤔 he don't get any visitors.
@@omniowl3515 Solitude is bliss, loneliness is torture.
Ya just love to see it! A strange but harmless and insightful interaction. Mad props to the officer for just rolling with it...
“I ain’t scared of the devil himself”🤣 the confidence I need
The delivery of "she's pregnant" is oddly adorable. He's like a little kid talking about the drawing he just made
The camera work leading to that point is gold
This is the American Dream right here. White drunk guy protecting his Black cop friend from his pet snakes.
Hell Yeah Brother!
Fuck yeah it is. I was laughing my ass off while be prideful that this interaction took place on American soil.
This was a beautiful interaction
True #merica moment
Your dream is a Black man’s nightmare.
LOL
"Are there more snakes back there?"
"I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you"
😂😂😂
"wait wait is there a snake in the box?"
".....well I hope so" 😂😂
I trust his intentions, just not his ability.
"I will protect you"
Better have him swear to the Devil, too, just in case.
She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies lol 😂
God damn we need a update on this man 30years later. I hope hes still alive 😂
He passed away in 2015 at the age of 55
@@anthonymancilla380source? do you have his name so we can look him up?
@@anthonymancilla380 That's sad, but not entirely surprising.
@@user-ut9ui5us3vseems like he had fun with his life so 🤷♂️
@@anthonymancilla380source?
Man, I miss the way society used to be! See how different they are, yet how much respect they had for eachother
"Is the snake in there?"
"I hope."
As a reptile owner this is hilarious
It made me laugh pretty hard. Lol
Yeah tickled me too and I don't even own one 🤣
Hilarious reply delivered with perfect comedic timing. Could have been a line from a sitcom or movie.
I had a ball escape his cage and go into the toilet. It took 2 days to get him to come out enough to grab him. I know exactly how that feels everytime I open his cage. 'I hope he is there' haha
What an original comment!
Bro when he said "I will protect you." to the cop, I just knew this guy is a genuine guy.
Everybody read that in his voice
The way he tilted his head and eyes widened, like "I got you".
"I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" He meant that shit
where do I hire him for security?
@@yoced8213 LMAO holy shit
2:20 "Is the snake in there?" "I hope." I'm dying 💀🤣
this is true art in its essence. The scene ends with our hero lighting up the butt of a cigar that has been previously smoked all the way to the foil wrapping. The cigar has long out lived its usefulness but in this moment, it's as sweet as cherry pie.
Lol you're full of it.
Cop: "Wait, is there a snake inside?"
Dude: "I hope."
Pure gold.
“She’s pregnant :-)”
@@Dyeddark the way he said it had me laughing lolll Shes pregnant
Comment SEVERELY underrated.
The delivery was perfect. Lmao
As in it could just be somewhere in the house
That camera pan to the skull directly after "I don't pray to Satan" was the best comedic timing I've seen in a while.
So perfect, hahaha
beat me to it lmao
The shadeeee
Gave me office vibes lol
Cameraman does open mic stand up ever Thursday at the Chuckle Hut.
"Is the snake in there?"
*pause*
"I hope..."
This has always been my #1 favorite cops moment 😂
Love that the snakes DGAF. They’re to the cop just like “Yeah guy is weird but the rent is free.”
That window closing as he’s talking and approaching it is perfect
“I don’t like snakes.”
“I will protect yew.”
This man is a diamond in the rough if I’ve ever seen one
I laughed so fn hard when he said that
I’m actually dying laughing 🤣 💀
That's a really rough diamond.
A true gem 💎
Truly so
This guy waited his whole life for a camera crew to show up to his house 😂🤣
He did!
Wonder if they went back to see the 60 snake babies?
You see them snakes right there!
You are 100% correct lol waiting sooo long for the day this would happen lol
And when they did show up He nailed it!
"I'll hypn-tize it" has lived in my head for 20 years
That one dude at the party that nobody knows but everyone's glad he's there.
This guy is actually a genius. He probably kept these snakes to scare the hell out of cops from finding the bricks of weed in his bedroom.
Ikr
Under every snake cage was cash and coke.
Ha! Weed, sure.
More likely pounds of meth.
That explains why the snakes were so chill...
I initially thought he broke into someone else's home, pretending to be the homeowner and making things up as he went along 😂
Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters
That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.
I would have died laughing if somebody would have came out "who the fuck are you!?" 🤣
I was hoping that was the case lol
loool me too, but that man knew exactly where the snakes were at.
I like how shockingly clean this guys house is for a drunk guy that allegedly builds alters to satan.
Dudes definitely living his best life.
not all drinking folks are dirty
@@sarahfaith86 yes, but alcohol and devil worship is typically a recipe for disaster. Idk how many Satan worshipping alcoholics house you've been to, but I've been to exactly one and I still haven't worn those pants again.
A man's relationship with the devil is between him and the devil, no one else's business how clean or unclean their house is.
he said not to satan.
@@ankurito3746 it becomes other peoples business if they're convicted of animal cruelty.
"Man I got snakes from one end of this house to the other" 😂😂😂
Took all that crazy drunkenness and pivoted it until he got a job offer. Absolute legend.
You meet me at the front
😂😅💯💯
Also it's a cool technique to get all information and call him to check if he can actually catch a snake.
🤣🤣🤣🤣real
@@BlekJamal 😂😂😂
The "Daytona Beach Bike Week" t-shirt is what brings it all together for me. I hope this man is doing well
Someone above said he died in 2015 but there wasn’t a source or any evidence for it
I watch this everytime I’m sad. Works.
Crazy Guy: "What does that look like?"
Cop: "A skeleton that you're using for a candle holder?"
Crazy Guy: "Yea that's all that is."
so great
He is definitely the main character
This was also my favorite part of the whole shebang 💀🕯️ 🤺
thanks for that //I never would've known
@@hisaceinthehole3426 he seems wasted
I love how directly specific he is in saying "I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan." 😂
“…but I feel a need to build these alters”. Dude was leaning towards the devil 💀
The devil is a snake himself, he’s not afraid of the devil.
Read this comment as he said it 😂
The way the camera dude panned up to the skull right after he said it, couldn't have been done better if scripted.
@@joshmnkyExactly LOL
The 90s was a special time. I truly genuinely believe that the 90s and early 2000s was the last time we were genuinely happy.
That's definitely true for me. I've been chasing after the memories ever since.
Shit that statement is spot on
@IStevenSeagal but it doesn't make it less true
@IStevenSeagal for me it's before 2010, early tech was advancing fast and it was fun to see and experience first hand. Tons of great movies happened like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Spiderman. Videogames were advancing at a great pace and each console felt genuinely unique and there was something for everyone. Early Internet was great too
@IStevenSeagal it's mostly because of 9/11, before and after that were *VERY* different times and vibes
growing up in the 90s. neighborhoods were like this lol. cops were a different breed, as was people, and sadly over the past 15 or so years it's all went to shit. hopefully one day it'll come full circle.
You must be a boomer. No as we continue to flood America with savages social cohesion will continue to erode etc.
The mid 90s was 30 years ago 😢
You guys don't know how to tap the present moment like a maple tree. What you're referring to is social and cultural change. However it _"all"_ didn't go to 'shit'. And you didn't. Unless you let yourself. Experiencing the 90s like that is as much "in the mind" as experiencing any present moment. Really, you are the ones with the keys to your own psyche and mind. It may be harder today but it happens for a reason. If more people adopted full sovereignty over their body and mind BOOM!... There is a growing a awareness of the corruption and a so called "mass awakening" is taking place. Edward Dowd (altruist Wallstreet analyst) predicts well be living in a golden age. Mattias Desmet (mass formation psychosis guy(Joe rogan)) says it will get harder before it gets better. But also a golden age
Don't be simply soft and comfortable and let it bowl you over..
WAY WAY WAY down the line, maybe 100+ years is "new earth". A "solar punk" eutopia. Solar meaning aligned with nature and biology and science. Free abundant energy. And punk means our tribal hunter gatherer roots.
The near term golden age is just parallel systems as the corrupt ones turn to ash.
@@alexevasic8411 nah most of the country is a s hole my once nice town just got it's new population dumped on it not even a yr ago 2 bank robberies pizza place down the street broke into sirens every 15 min. and I travel for work it's like this almost everywhere and has been. Coming soon
I love how the cop is in frame, pans away, guy rants about loving snakes, pan back to see cop outside.
I legit hollered when i noticed that!!!😂
Cop was NOT feeling getting murdered by a drunk man’s snake 😂
Timestamp???
@@Fuketsu. 00:50
@@patsol8013 😂
"Is the snake in there?
"I hope?!" That is the best thing I've ever heard.
Yeah, we'd hate to have a loose snake in the house! 🤣
@@Rune3D from that night on, Johnny never talked to us again xD
I fawkin lost it when he said that! 🤣 couldn’t breathe
And the look on his face like 👀😬👀
This man is my spirit animal
I truly hope this man lived/or is still living a long and prosperous life 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This is one of the most incredible job interviews I have ever seen.
My three favorite quotes from this video:
" I'll protect you"
"I'll hypnotize em'"
" I hope "
I wish this dude was my uncle.
I love the "I hope" but fir me the GOAT is "I aint afraid of the devil himself!!!"
when we saw this when it aired on spike tv for the 1M time, it became a family pastime saying when it came to a challenge of any kind.
OH HELL YES I'LL GO! I AINT AFRAID; I AINT AFRAID OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
no, you didn't.
@@aledmb I watched BOFA that night too
@@kinnertubbyson i was talking to the OP... he said he wished this dude was his uncle.
My favorites too
I love when the cop asks “are there more snakes back there” and instead of answering the question he just says “I won’t let anything happen to you”
He's probably had to answer that question thousands of times before then.
"Is there a snake in there?"
"I hope!"
He's a trained professional. He'll hypnotize 'em or talk to the devil himself if he has 2.
my favorite is "wait, Is the snake in there?", "I hope""
Officer: "is there a snake in there?"
Him: "I... Hope"
Dude has me crying laughing. What a character.🤣
lol the way the camera pans to the bull skeleton after he says he doesn’t worship the devil has me on fire 😂😂
Honestly, that cop was genuine and professional. He wasn’t into it at all but respected the owner and his possessions.
Two good dudes with very different interests lol
@@SecretSauceyjuice this is an example of a simple short sentence that really captures the whole encounter. Well done.
Definitely seemed like a good guy.
He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new
Would honestly be great to see where both of their journeys led to.
absolutely ZERO hesitation from anything that comes out of the man’s mouth, mad respect
I mean, generally that's pretty normal behavior for a guy drunk off his rocker.
must be scorpio or sagittarius xd mybe even earth sign since he likes snakes ha. i assume he is scorpio. he is kind and understandable but also dark and intense
@@Dualities scorpio 100%
yes but which one. sun sign, moon sign, rising or mars. sun is how we express ourselves, moon is our heart, rising is our character and mars our actions@@Obese_Pterodactyl
@@Dualities I think he's the long lost horoscope, Alcoholius, actually. Lol but seriously I'd say he's just a drunk. Booze will make you blindly confident like that, that's why we drink!
Live PD brought this kinda energy back for a little bit and it was pure heaven, hope it returns soon
I wish I could have been around in those days, you don’t know what to expect from this guy except honesty lmao
I was born in ‘87. These were some good days.
The timing of the window closing on its own was hilarious tbh
You can hear the camera man laugh when that happened 😂😂
😂
"meet me at the front"
I think they included it on the intro to COPS after that.
It was. It was like a movie
-"I'm serious, I don't like snakes."
-" _I will protect you...._ "
*imitates snapping neck*
JUST LIKE THAT!
That will always be my favorite part of this lol
This was one of my late Dads favorite shows. Even my late Mom liked it. Not many like it anymore.🙂
It's straight propaganda. They stopped COPS and Live PD because if you watch most episodes (and know the constitution) the cowards violate the hell out of people's rights.
The wine opener ended up being the most normal thing in there! This is fantastic!
Pretty wholesome guy lol. He's hilarious also. Literally smoking a cigar getting offered a job by the cops the mans a fucking boss.
Sum refer
Major Chad energy.
While Wearing cut off jeans for shorts
Gets in wizard and witch fights and survives
When I seen this guy I said crystal meth
I watched these episodes for hours!! Nothing better than
Everything was better in the 90's. This was one of my favorites. The officers were so nice and the guy was nice and funny.
I remember when this aired for the first time and just laughing my ass off.
"Is a snake in there?"
"I HOPE!"
LOL!!!
I remember too Carter ! I lost it right away as the guy broke into his own home through a window that he falls into only to be embarrassed further by attempting to continue his ridiculous conversation with the cops as the window closes down on him. I literally fell out of my couch giggling uncontrollably ! If memory serves me right this particular 'COPS' episode first aired in 1997. Flash backs are fun.
AAAAAhahahahaha!!!!
@@kristinen9854 Damn, you must have amazing memory to remember a show of COPS.
@@grezdaed The one I remember most was a drug trap house and a guy saw the cops make a bust there, came back later and asked if they were gone, then proceeded to try to buy drugs.
@@freshrot420 hahaha
I never considered the "house full of snakes" home defense option but it sounds pretty effective
Wanna see my Growroom? It's just herbs and flowers, but you can check it if you want.
Right through here, officer..
**Goes down Tunnel of snakes to a poor lit door with an animal skull adorned on top and a pentagram in red**
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”
Yeah. 2:28. Imagine you're a crook who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, you're prowling around looking for stuff, etc, and you open a door and see that. I imagine that would run just about anyone off.
:0
Probably safer than filling it with guns
Damn he seems like he could b the nicest drunk but also could snap lol 90s man I loved the 90s
It’s a beautiful real life mix of Reno 911 and Step Brothers. I luv this 😂
Moral of the story: If a dude has a bike week shirt on, he can definitely show you some cool shit.
😂
_I'll tell you what... You meet me at the front._
Fax
Gang gang daddy
Seriously these guys are hardcore collectors of cool shit 😂 met some older guy like that. He had a General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger baddest car I’ve seen
This guy has more character than 95% of the people I've met on this Earth
Get out more mate
@@shadow12k no he's right. Most people are just npcs that repeat whatever they see on tv and really have no personality.
@@shadow12k no i think ill stay 😠
You should get off the internet and interact with more *actual* people 🤦🏾♂️
You right lol
I watched this episode when it was new an i always remembered this segment. The guy and the snakes just stuck with me over the years.
"Is the snake in there?"
"...I hope"
Had me rollin
"Let me jump in through my window and I'll meet you at the front door" would never work these days lmfao
🤣🤣
Sounds like some shit ricky and the boys would of pulled on the cops a few times over in the trailor park.
Just rolls with almost getting hands chopped in slamming window.
"Meemee at the fruhnt. "
Said it before I could
@@JASTHEGEWS fuck yeah man lmfao
In the 90s, someone like this could afford a house. Today, no one can
@@AdvancedGaming4444 "no one works hard anymore" okay champ, thanks for the history lesson lol
@@AdvancedGaming4444 bruh go take an economics class
Fuck that was the most surprising thing… mf got rooms for snakes
@That 1 Gamer🤡
Okay, Boomer.
@@AdvancedGaming4444 Who raised the generation that doesn't want to work hard any more? That generation is the one to blame. Ill give you a hint, it deals with booming...
Theyre like sweet any time we encounter a snake we can call this guy and relive this awesomness!
I remember growing up in the 90s born in 87 Was one of the greatest times ever. Very grateful that I was able to experience the 90s
This man is the friend we all need on the weekends
lol!? I got WAY better things to do with my time than spend it with THAT guy...
thats why he said weekends@@campbellzachc
do you own your home? he said owns. not rent. do you have a snake breeding business paying you tens of thousands of dollars, so you don't have to punch the clock for "Massa"? No. you don't. this dude is winning bigtime, and you don't even know. he is breeding snakes that barely need food. then they have 50 and 60 babies he can sell.@@campbellzachc
I'm this friend and life is pretty hard honestly😂
@@campbellzachcdoubt.
That window slamming back down was perfect!
True life comedy. 🤣
Better than anything on TV trying to be funny now!
was someone laughing in the background? lol
@@outcastvibes_ I think the camera man let out a snorting laugh. 😃
Opens window back up, "meet me at the front!"
This is comedy Gold🙌😂.... everysingle thing out of this guys mouth is hilarious i couldnt write this any better
I remember watching this episode as a kid.
He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!
It’s definitely Florida they don’t have basements
Maybe a dojo shed out back
They could have had target practice with the throwing stars
You bet your ass that was next if the cop stuck around. 😂
Dude you have me busting a gut LOL
This might be the greatest interaction between police and a civilian ever.
Wait a minute! You don’t understand how many there are!?!
Bro this is the thing... There are countless interactions like these every single day. But only that one shitty intervention is going to be singled out in the media at the end of the week.
@@TheFlamingPike People are also fed up with the legislators and judges granting police officers more power and protection while simultaneously removing protection (and rights outlined in the constitution) away from the people.
There is such a hilarious video from germany where I think 5 or 6 policemen went out of an appartment, because the owners neighbor called them saying his music is to load and it's night. He made clear there is no noise it have to be a mistake. The owner was a young adult man pretty pissed by that situation and says they should leave. The last word he said to them in the video was "macht euch raus ihr wichser" what means go out of here you wanker." The last policman leaving then replies with "what" and he said "sorry I mean mister wanker." They all immediatly went in back again. 🤣
@@TheFlamingPike well to be fair they usually end up with someone dead, so you know, needs to be reported.
This man's a saint, god bless him
I honestly can't tell if he actually lives there and just proved it or if he just bs'd his way into having cops help him break into a house riddled with snakes and witchcraft.
He lived there.
That would be a hilarious scenario if it were true
😂 I can't even with this...you couldn't even write how hilarious this is!
If he broke into that house and didn't belong there, he'd have asked to be arrested just to get out faster.
Cop kinda bailed him out on the skul candle holder, he had no clue what the fuck he was looking at.
The sheer fact that through all of this, despite the entire interaction,
They created a symbiotic relationship where this man is now the local police department's snake wrangler, while the cops pay him back by not looking into anything going on in his home.
we used to live in a free society that believed in live and let live. the good ole days.
@@chaltain_7601 yeah, unfortunately now our snake wranglers keep a spare key to their home
You just landed yourself a tv series
that's all that is
@@chaltain_7601 yeah the 90s were good, just ask Rodney king
😂 the cops over there working out their new snake catcher connect lmfaoooo
Lol I love how the cops where nice enough to listen to him and treat him like a person
99% of the time a drunk man says he's going to go into his house and show you his religion he is coming back with a gun. This is that other 1%.
Right! That's what I was thinking 😂
No just not true
Hail Sithis!
That is not true at all
@@Razgar_Voxel what is the color of the night?
This man owns a home. The 90s were wild.
@@SkollFaqHamasandAntifamf you probably live in a retirement home that doesn’t count
@@yourdad3275 Not everyone over the age of 25 lives in a retirement home XD friggen kids these days are insane.
@@KonglomeratYT what’s insane is how dense you are
@@KonglomeratYT😅 bro kids be saying you old just because your ain't in high school, it's hilarious.... Then I see the same kid years later and they look my age 😅
@@KonglomeratYTtbf we made the same jokes😁
The window slam then him popping it up to say meet me up front was so damn funny! He is a toddler
So much to take in that you forget my guy jumping through his window to get back in 😂 would definitely hang out with this dude.
Cop: “Man, is the snake in there!?!” Dude “I hope... she’s pregnant , gonna have about 60 babies” 😂
Had to scroll way to long to see someone mention "I hope..." I died lmao
🤣🤣🤣
on average a burmese or reticulated python can lay anywhere from 50-100 eggs.
You want one officer to 🤣🤣🤣
@@wolfy5svn945 that was a boa they give live birth
Back when people weren't worried about ending up as a joke on the internet. People actually acted like themselves.
He's just done mountains of drugs. It's not that deep man
The sentiment of this comment holds true. You can't have any interest or personality that goes against the status quo these days with out someone laughing at your expense.
@@Legocatshouse You're deluding yourself if you think that's a modern problem. Humans have always ostracised or hurt people who act outside accepted social norms. I'd argue we're a lot more indulging of eccentrics now. In the 1400s he'd have been tortured to death for being a devil worshipper. In the 1920s there's a good chance he'd be sectioned away.
the irony...
i don’t think anyone cares about being a joke on the internet lol
This is gold and reminds me of my adolescent years living in Florida.😂
"I will swear to god I won't let nuthin happen to you"
I felt that and immediately believed him
This basically how all the dudes on my moms side of the family gets drunk. They get all friendly and super passionate about everything. Its really endearing sometimes.
Yep. Not everyone is an angry drunk. I hate when people portray us as such.
That's tight
Reminded me of my grandpa lol
I just got this visual of family members going full Shia Lebouf’s “DO IT!” on whatever they’re talking about. 🤣❤️
@@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed do you get angry?
Police Officer: "So that's uhh...a human skull being used as a candle holder?"
Drunk Guy: "Yea man...that's all that is."
😂
It was clay
I grew up there, with some of this guy's relatives. Yes they are all like this, except his house is a lot cleaner.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That shit is my favorite part
One of the most captivating characters ever witnessed on camera
He loves his snakes leave him alone the police held the window for him that's badass
That camera pan up to the skull after “I dont pray to satan” was gold. Praise the cameraman
Lmao
Only Christians worship a decomposing corpse on a cross.
It was just a skull. Sheesh these sensitive times.
A Baphomet skull at that 🤦🏾♀️
I can HEAR the cameraman's eyes rolling.
If you give him 30 snake eggs, he gives you a painted idol that awards +10 damage protection against dark magic
Impossible to find a group for this when you're just DPS :/
@@luvizevol que as a tank or healer you’ll get it done in no time
He then puts on his robe and wizard hat.
@@dylanzachary683 I think they removed the questline, i cant find anyone giving epic quests nowadays.
This has me almost crying laughing!!!!
This is the wildest episode of Cribs I've ever seen😂😂😂