'90s COPS is best COPS

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @forty4027
    @forty4027 11 месяцев назад +2601

    “I’ll hipmatize it.” 😂

    • @Moderphilos
      @Moderphilos 11 месяцев назад +46

      He’s being honest, it’s a ancient skill

    • @Palomar23
      @Palomar23 4 месяца назад +23

      *A simple spell but quite unbreakable*

    • @Bannanakick
      @Bannanakick 3 месяца назад +13

      its a ruse snek don got no hips

    • @fvckingtest
      @fvckingtest Месяц назад

      I still say this to this day between my friends, quoting this episode.

  • @the1misscinny
    @the1misscinny Год назад +10427

    I have never in my life seen a man so kind and so deranged at the same time

    • @peteg2715
      @peteg2715 Год назад +248

      I hope he's doing alright

    • @elmaschimba963
      @elmaschimba963 Год назад +75

      In real life I’ve met plenty of kind people probably kinder even

    • @macaroon147
      @macaroon147 Год назад +153

      Alot of these type of people are actually much Kinder and well meaning than the slightly more upper class people

    • @katwhiskers8
      @katwhiskers8 Год назад +8

      me

    • @Pokebrokey
      @Pokebrokey Год назад +52

      Well apparently he believes in God and has demonic effigy's all of his house. lol 50/50

  • @ManBat420
    @ManBat420 Год назад +12258

    The juxtaposition of a drunk man ensuring a police officer "I will protect you" it'self is hilarious

    • @see-rious-ley
      @see-rious-ley Год назад +76

      What’s more hilarious than what the man said was your use of an apostrophe in the word “itself”.
      Actually, it’s beyond hilarious - it’s ridiculous. Work on your own actions by going back to school, then you can start commenting about someone’s actions.

    • @ManBat420
      @ManBat420 Год назад +264

      @@see-rious-ley Calm down Karen, it was obviously a typo. I'm guessing you made one too if you felt the need to edit your comment, I just don't care to proof read and edit my comments like you because it's just YT.

    • @briggstondade4986
      @briggstondade4986 Год назад +35

      @@ManBat420their going to have to rethink their channel name with that comment. That is assuming that he knows how to spell the actual words and not just pronunciations.🤷🏽‍♂️🫡salute to homie for being the RUclips teacher fraternity to grade people’s comments like a grade school teacher.

    • @mikekoenig6467
      @mikekoenig6467 Год назад

      ​@@see-rious-leyLMAO miserable kuhnt

    • @Buttcakes15
      @Buttcakes15 Год назад +48

      @@see-rious-ley who hurt you? Not even being sarcastic

  • @southviewarab
    @southviewarab 2 года назад +11656

    Imagine being plastered asking cops to help you break into your own home then inviting them in, showing them your ominous sanctuary and all your snakes and by the end of it the cops offer you a job… this is some legendary ass shit

    • @eelrosh1890
      @eelrosh1890 2 года назад +261

      The man, the myth, the LEGEND!

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein 2 года назад +352

      Right this would never happen in 2022. Hell he wouldn't even make it through his window

    • @stuiedaman
      @stuiedaman 2 года назад +160

      All on national television

    • @richardclarke8323
      @richardclarke8323 2 года назад +37

      I didn't even think of it , Hella legendary tho 🤣😂🤣😂😂epic asf

    • @madcow0023
      @madcow0023 2 года назад +17

      EXACTLY!!

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 Год назад +4802

    This doesn’t feel like COPS, it feels like a Reno 911 episode.

    • @nicoleparreira1024
      @nicoleparreira1024 Год назад +43

      Right

    • @protoroc
      @protoroc Год назад +48

      They should definitely steal it. Just add Jonesy and keep the drunk man's dialogue

    • @CorvusRemalius
      @CorvusRemalius Год назад +125

      That's honestly how 90s COPS was. Every night, I would tune in with my dad to see wtf kind of shenanigans they would air. 😂

    • @CHUMLAR
      @CHUMLAR Год назад +30

      With a sprinkle of Cribs. 😂

    • @UltimaPowers
      @UltimaPowers Год назад +6

      I'm wearing boots of escaping!

  • @CharlieKellyEsq
    @CharlieKellyEsq Год назад +10896

    "Is there a snake in there?"
    "I hope"
    Lmao I died

    • @Fredrique66
      @Fredrique66 Год назад +98

      That's what did it for me!!

    • @andrewgalioto405
      @andrewgalioto405 Год назад +127

      His facial expression was the 2nd best part of that 😂

    • @Fredrique66
      @Fredrique66 Год назад +21

      Yes!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaronramen5926
      @aaronramen5926 Год назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsBellasworld
      @MsBellasworld Год назад +74

      She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies 😂

  • @slr7628
    @slr7628 2 года назад +46798

    This is exactly how most elementary school boys act when their best friend stays the night the first time 😂

    • @shadow12k
      @shadow12k 2 года назад +1412

      Showing them everything lol

    • @heyokaoverdashelly2kangel945
      @heyokaoverdashelly2kangel945 2 года назад +217

      Hahah truuue

    • @king-ghost1027
      @king-ghost1027 2 года назад +313

      Happy as ever lol

    • @theclubvids
      @theclubvids 2 года назад +712

      I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO YOU

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 2 года назад +275

      Damn! You hit the nail right on the fucking head! Amazing! 😂🤣

  • @chipped1570
    @chipped1570 11 месяцев назад +633

    “Shes pregnant shell have up to 60 babies” he said it like a proud grandparent 😂

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 4 месяца назад +9

      It's his hand pointing and him saying that that killed me. Wasn't expecting the snake to be pregnant lolol

    • @sweetleaf634
      @sweetleaf634 3 месяца назад +1

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 2 месяца назад

      This is the male
      *fckn grabs it by the throat*
      😂

  • @optimisticcosmic
    @optimisticcosmic 2 года назад +17951

    This guy waited his whole life for a camera crew to show up to his house 😂🤣

    • @arlisbartlett403
      @arlisbartlett403 2 года назад +67

      He did!

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now 2 года назад +68

      Wonder if they went back to see the 60 snake babies?

    • @Lee-bp8sp
      @Lee-bp8sp 2 года назад +64

      You see them snakes right there!

    • @redeyejedi3700
      @redeyejedi3700 2 года назад +6

      You are 100% correct lol waiting sooo long for the day this would happen lol

    • @rc2300s2r
      @rc2300s2r 2 года назад +29

      And when they did show up He nailed it!

  • @jackodonnell3463
    @jackodonnell3463 2 года назад +6006

    That camera pan to the skull directly after "I don't pray to Satan" was the best comedic timing I've seen in a while.

    • @Smokey1419
      @Smokey1419 2 года назад +96

      So perfect, hahaha

    • @Cuban
      @Cuban 2 года назад +32

      beat me to it lmao

    • @venimprincess
      @venimprincess 2 года назад +25

      The shadeeee

    • @jong8265
      @jong8265 2 года назад +105

      Gave me office vibes lol

    • @SaucyOperator
      @SaucyOperator 2 года назад +34

      Cameraman does open mic stand up ever Thursday at the Chuckle Hut.

  • @H3gamer360
    @H3gamer360 2 года назад +5864

    That man was so happy to share his passions with anyone who would listen. Props to the cops for not picking on him the whole time.

    • @gopnikstyle9148
      @gopnikstyle9148 2 года назад

      Cops nowadays are Aholes and get smart with you.

    • @ethanlll2876
      @ethanlll2876 2 года назад +143

      90s was a different time alot more love sympathy and good music to go around

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 2 года назад +55

      @@leucifer2 Depends on what crowds you hang around with. I saw a lot of acceptance and comraderie, I also saw a lot of hate.

    • @asthecitysleepsofficial
      @asthecitysleepsofficial 2 года назад +31

      @@leucifer2 dawg the 90s were the best. Cultures meshed.

    • @asthecitysleepsofficial
      @asthecitysleepsofficial 2 года назад +18

      @@leucifer2 that was one year at the beginning of the 90s. I was barely 1 then. I’m looking back on what I actually saw and experienced. It’s fucking wack today compared to then.

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 8 дней назад +98

    “I feel the need… to build these altars.” 😂😂😂

  • @EricJacobson1990
    @EricJacobson1990 Год назад +5023

    "Are there more snakes back there?"
    "I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you"
    😂😂😂

    • @himynameis3664
      @himynameis3664 Год назад +158

      "wait wait is there a snake in the box?"
      ".....well I hope so" 😂😂

    • @Dan-yk6sy
      @Dan-yk6sy Год назад +115

      I trust his intentions, just not his ability.

    • @ominouskelp1522
      @ominouskelp1522 Год назад +42

      "I will protect you"

    • @de-CO2
      @de-CO2 Год назад +15

      Better have him swear to the Devil, too, just in case.

    • @MsBellasworld
      @MsBellasworld Год назад +30

      She’s pregnant, she’ll have up to 60 babies lol 😂

  • @Psycheooo
    @Psycheooo 2 года назад +4505

    Bro when he said "I will protect you." to the cop, I just knew this guy is a genuine guy.

    • @yoced8213
      @yoced8213 2 года назад +128

      Everybody read that in his voice

    • @SecretSauceyjuice
      @SecretSauceyjuice 2 года назад +40

      The way he tilted his head and eyes widened, like "I got you".

    • @dylanowens9880
      @dylanowens9880 2 года назад +48

      "I swear to God I won't let nothing happen to you" He meant that shit

    • @treznev.v2
      @treznev.v2 2 года назад +11

      where do I hire him for security?

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад +3

      @@yoced8213 LMAO holy shit

  • @disgracedgrace7613
    @disgracedgrace7613 2 года назад +4167

    "Is the snake in there?"
    "I hope."
    As a reptile owner this is hilarious

    • @matthewmyers7440
      @matthewmyers7440 2 года назад +64

      It made me laugh pretty hard. Lol

    • @adanis0197
      @adanis0197 2 года назад +24

      Yeah tickled me too and I don't even own one 🤣

    • @jasonscott7988
      @jasonscott7988 2 года назад +58

      Hilarious reply delivered with perfect comedic timing. Could have been a line from a sitcom or movie.

    • @williamakers1101
      @williamakers1101 2 года назад +34

      I had a ball escape his cage and go into the toilet. It took 2 days to get him to come out enough to grab him. I know exactly how that feels everytime I open his cage. 'I hope he is there' haha

    • @ToasterStronkle
      @ToasterStronkle 2 года назад +2

      What an original comment!

  • @childofpersia1213
    @childofpersia1213 Месяц назад +57

    “I care more about them snakes then I do a human life”
    That’s a bold thing to say while the very human cop stood right next to him 😂

  • @madardauchiha878
    @madardauchiha878 Год назад +2326

    Can we take a second to appreciate This camera man’s comedic timing on everything and the fact he was not in tears laughing

    • @dnmclnnn
      @dnmclnnn Год назад +199

      "I don't pray to satan or nothin" Camera man: pans to skull on the wall.

    • @jaydox3836
      @jaydox3836 Год назад

      I noticed that to, that camera man is topnotch@@dnmclnnn

    • @PatriciaBruli
      @PatriciaBruli Год назад +34

      That was an important part of this!

    • @HALVEVlL333
      @HALVEVlL333 11 месяцев назад +32

      *stumbles through the window*
      "Hey... Okay, Mee-" *SLAM*
      *Opens window*
      "-Eet me out front"

    • @bobbytropo2314
      @bobbytropo2314 11 месяцев назад +19

      “Is there a snake in there?”
      “I HOPE SO!”

  • @Devan-he4kr
    @Devan-he4kr Год назад +7693

    This is the American Dream right here. White drunk guy protecting his Black cop friend from his pet snakes.

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 Год назад +171

      Hell Yeah Brother!

    • @Qqxx22
      @Qqxx22 Год назад +171

      Fuck yeah it is. I was laughing my ass off while be prideful that this interaction took place on American soil.
      This was a beautiful interaction

    • @PistolArrow76
      @PistolArrow76 Год назад +51

      True #merica moment

    • @KamalasNotLikeUs
      @KamalasNotLikeUs Год назад

      Your dream is a Black man’s nightmare.

    • @bradleylepper
      @bradleylepper Год назад +11

      LOL

  • @Duplicitousthoughtformentity
    @Duplicitousthoughtformentity 2 года назад +6909

    “I don’t like snakes.”
    “I will protect yew.”
    This man is a diamond in the rough if I’ve ever seen one

  • @gavingmiller94
    @gavingmiller94 11 месяцев назад +1631

    What a wild time when a man like this could afford a house

    • @Tottis806
      @Tottis806 11 месяцев назад +43

      Lmao

    • @JoelTGM
      @JoelTGM 11 месяцев назад +186

      I was laughing and then I saw this comment and am sad now.

    • @itsmeTaraLee
      @itsmeTaraLee 11 месяцев назад +38

      This comment got me

    • @happyamerican3235
      @happyamerican3235 11 месяцев назад +33

      Pet stores, snake removal, boots. Lots of money making there. He’s a trip though 😂

    • @Liefvikerson
      @Liefvikerson 10 месяцев назад +32

      Ya 😂 I think I'm saner than him, and I'm typing this while homeless.

  • @skyry101
    @skyry101 2 года назад +3360

    I initially thought he broke into someone else's home, pretending to be the homeowner and making things up as he went along 😂

    • @tylerliebersohn2315
      @tylerliebersohn2315 2 года назад +274

      Specially when he got to the alter and was like unmmm you tell me what that is… ummmmm I don’t worship the devil I’m a Christian I just uhhhhh feel a need to build these alters

    • @SecretSauceyjuice
      @SecretSauceyjuice 2 года назад +159

      That would be the most epic house tour of all time. Committing a B&E live in front of the police (with their help) while filming COPS and then giving them a tour of a house full of snakes.

    • @devin1820ify
      @devin1820ify 2 года назад +139

      I would have died laughing if somebody would have came out "who the fuck are you!?" 🤣

    • @migol1984
      @migol1984 2 года назад +13

      I was hoping that was the case lol

    • @coyoteblue4027
      @coyoteblue4027 2 года назад +32

      loool me too, but that man knew exactly where the snakes were at.

  • @hanneswegener3295
    @hanneswegener3295 2 года назад +7337

    Cop: "Wait, is there a snake inside?"
    Dude: "I hope."
    Pure gold.

    • @Dyeddark
      @Dyeddark 2 года назад +138

      “She’s pregnant :-)”

    • @mr_biggsmoke4202
      @mr_biggsmoke4202 2 года назад +56

      @@Dyeddark the way he said it had me laughing lolll Shes pregnant

    • @tonyajannetta126
      @tonyajannetta126 2 года назад +17

      Comment SEVERELY underrated.

    • @kellylanders8350
      @kellylanders8350 2 года назад +19

      The delivery was perfect. Lmao

    • @jonathanelliott4577
      @jonathanelliott4577 2 года назад +16

      As in it could just be somewhere in the house

  • @justinknoll6761
    @justinknoll6761 2 года назад +3317

    My three favorite quotes from this video:
    " I'll protect you"
    "I'll hypnotize em'"
    " I hope "
    I wish this dude was my uncle.

    • @kinnertubbyson
      @kinnertubbyson 2 года назад +53

      I love the "I hope" but fir me the GOAT is "I aint afraid of the devil himself!!!"
      when we saw this when it aired on spike tv for the 1M time, it became a family pastime saying when it came to a challenge of any kind.
      OH HELL YES I'LL GO! I AINT AFRAID; I AINT AFRAID OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF!

    • @aledmb
      @aledmb 2 года назад +3

      no, you didn't.

    • @kinnertubbyson
      @kinnertubbyson 2 года назад +5

      @@aledmb I watched BOFA that night too

    • @aledmb
      @aledmb 2 года назад

      @@kinnertubbyson i was talking to the OP... he said he wished this dude was his uncle.

    • @Mmw956
      @Mmw956 Год назад

      My favorites too

  • @Coconut_Prrson
    @Coconut_Prrson Год назад +234

    The delivery of "she's pregnant" is oddly adorable. He's like a little kid talking about the drawing he just made

    • @moiseslgaristo6785
      @moiseslgaristo6785 10 месяцев назад +5

      The camera work leading to that point is gold

  • @jacobolson6145
    @jacobolson6145 2 года назад +2537

    I love when the cop asks “are there more snakes back there” and instead of answering the question he just says “I won’t let anything happen to you”

    • @noahcoomer
      @noahcoomer 2 года назад +43

      He's probably had to answer that question thousands of times before then.

    • @DarthCody700
      @DarthCody700 2 года назад +55

      "Is there a snake in there?"
      "I hope!"

    • @mushroomtits8387
      @mushroomtits8387 2 года назад +27

      He's a trained professional. He'll hypnotize 'em or talk to the devil himself if he has 2.

    • @LocatingGoku
      @LocatingGoku 2 года назад +8

      my favorite is "wait, Is the snake in there?", "I hope""

    • @eyanmartin-snyder3435
      @eyanmartin-snyder3435 2 года назад +3

      Officer: "is there a snake in there?"
      Him: "I... Hope"

  • @PracticingLiberty
    @PracticingLiberty Год назад +1257

    I love how the cop is in frame, pans away, guy rants about loving snakes, pan back to see cop outside.

    • @siantelove
      @siantelove Год назад +20

      I legit hollered when i noticed that!!!😂

    • @patsol8013
      @patsol8013 Год назад +10

      Cop was NOT feeling getting murdered by a drunk man’s snake 😂

    • @Fuketsu.
      @Fuketsu. 11 месяцев назад

      Timestamp???

    • @PracticingLiberty
      @PracticingLiberty 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Fuketsu. 00:50

    • @siantelove
      @siantelove 11 месяцев назад

      @@patsol8013 😂

  • @taylor-gq4rg
    @taylor-gq4rg Год назад +1585

    I love how directly specific he is in saying "I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan." 😂

    • @tiahnarodriguez3809
      @tiahnarodriguez3809 Год назад +140

      “…but I feel a need to build these alters”. Dude was leaning towards the devil 💀

    • @Heisenbrick
      @Heisenbrick Год назад +38

      The devil is a snake himself, he’s not afraid of the devil.

    • @iscrampad2194
      @iscrampad2194 Год назад +6

      Read this comment as he said it 😂

    • @joshmnky
      @joshmnky Год назад +85

      The way the camera dude panned up to the skull right after he said it, couldn't have been done better if scripted.

    • @Jordan-ot7qf
      @Jordan-ot7qf Год назад +6

      @@joshmnkyExactly LOL

  • @nephilimshammer9567
    @nephilimshammer9567 5 дней назад +19

    90s were such an awsome time.for freedom and everyone enjoyed their own stuff

  • @EricBuenoo
    @EricBuenoo 2 года назад +2829

    Honestly, that cop was genuine and professional. He wasn’t into it at all but respected the owner and his possessions.

    • @SecretSauceyjuice
      @SecretSauceyjuice 2 года назад +86

      Two good dudes with very different interests lol

    • @Version135
      @Version135 2 года назад +12

      @@SecretSauceyjuice this is an example of a simple short sentence that really captures the whole encounter. Well done.

    • @Version135
      @Version135 2 года назад +6

      Definitely seemed like a good guy.

    • @isaacsheppard7624
      @isaacsheppard7624 2 года назад +10

      He engaged with the gentleman. And communicated to him not at him. Nosy ass neighbors just didn’t like what does happy, don’t give a shit what people think attitude and I called the cops. I remember watching that brand new

    • @EmperorOfSomething
      @EmperorOfSomething 2 года назад +2

      Would honestly be great to see where both of their journeys led to.

  • @MediocreTCG
    @MediocreTCG 2 года назад +5249

    Took all that crazy drunkenness and pivoted it until he got a job offer. Absolute legend.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 2 года назад +168

      You meet me at the front

    • @k5elevencinc0
      @k5elevencinc0 2 года назад +5

      😂😅💯💯

    • @SunilKumar-pu7me
      @SunilKumar-pu7me 2 года назад +46

      Also it's a cool technique to get all information and call him to check if he can actually catch a snake.

    • @jonjonesy2112
      @jonjonesy2112 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣real

    • @byegod
      @byegod 2 года назад +1

      @@BlekJamal 😂😂😂

  • @karstenhultquist9915
    @karstenhultquist9915 Год назад +1937

    absolutely ZERO hesitation from anything that comes out of the man’s mouth, mad respect

    • @pluggedmountain
      @pluggedmountain Год назад +24

      I mean, generally that's pretty normal behavior for a guy drunk off his rocker.

    • @GamingDualities
      @GamingDualities Год назад +10

      must be scorpio or sagittarius xd mybe even earth sign since he likes snakes ha. i assume he is scorpio. he is kind and understandable but also dark and intense

    • @retardedvelociraptor
      @retardedvelociraptor Год назад +1

      @@GamingDualities scorpio 100%

    • @GamingDualities
      @GamingDualities Год назад

      yes but which one. sun sign, moon sign, rising or mars. sun is how we express ourselves, moon is our heart, rising is our character and mars our actions@@retardedvelociraptor

    • @djjazzyjeff1232
      @djjazzyjeff1232 Год назад +15

      @@GamingDualities I think he's the long lost horoscope, Alcoholius, actually. Lol but seriously I'd say he's just a drunk. Booze will make you blindly confident like that, that's why we drink!

  • @Mogesy
    @Mogesy 11 месяцев назад +122

    “I ain’t scared of the devil himself”🤣 the confidence I need

  • @teaspoonty3
    @teaspoonty3 Год назад +1353

    The window slamming closed as he’s coming back had me dying 😂😂

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld 11 месяцев назад +60

      Same lmao and he just reopens it and says meet him up front I’m weak 😅😅😅

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 11 месяцев назад +17

      The way he had his hands up to hold it and it slams in his face got me.

    • @allenbates3470
      @allenbates3470 11 месяцев назад +1

      You don’t even know ow how dead I am.

    • @yvonnecortes_
      @yvonnecortes_ 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Derek_Wyldyup just that lil interaction was already setting the tone for the rest of the video😆

    • @IamDapperDanMusic
      @IamDapperDanMusic 11 месяцев назад +3

      It’s like a movie lol

  • @chronicprocrastina
    @chronicprocrastina 2 года назад +740

    The timing of the window closing on its own was hilarious tbh

    • @mobchris937
      @mobchris937 Год назад +31

      You can hear the camera man laugh when that happened 😂😂

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 Год назад +8

      😂

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 Год назад +21

      "meet me at the front"

    • @bryanpratt5850
      @bryanpratt5850 Год назад +5

      I think they included it on the intro to COPS after that.

    • @coolbreeze1431
      @coolbreeze1431 Год назад +4

      It was. It was like a movie

  • @SB-129
    @SB-129 2 года назад +647

    -"I'm serious, I don't like snakes."
    -" _I will protect you...._ "

  • @justdaddrums2704
    @justdaddrums2704 11 месяцев назад +47

    That one dude at the party that nobody knows but everyone's glad he's there.

  • @feliperivas3814
    @feliperivas3814 2 года назад +10474

    This guy is actually a genius. He probably kept these snakes to scare the hell out of cops from finding the bricks of weed in his bedroom.

    • @suzz1776
      @suzz1776 2 года назад +45

      Ikr

    • @jstsumguy29
      @jstsumguy29 2 года назад +560

      Under every snake cage was cash and coke.

    • @PeytonOver
      @PeytonOver 2 года назад +127

      Ha! Weed, sure.

    • @andybardo7489
      @andybardo7489 2 года назад

      More likely pounds of meth.

    • @raico6890
      @raico6890 2 года назад +148

      That explains why the snakes were so chill...

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 Год назад +2075

    This man is the friend we all need on the weekends

    • @campbellzachc
      @campbellzachc Год назад +17

      lol!? I got WAY better things to do with my time than spend it with THAT guy...

    • @samueltakac8436
      @samueltakac8436 Год назад

      thats why he said weekends@@campbellzachc

    • @JohnEastmanExAttyAtLaw
      @JohnEastmanExAttyAtLaw Год назад

      do you own your home? he said owns. not rent. do you have a snake breeding business paying you tens of thousands of dollars, so you don't have to punch the clock for "Massa"? No. you don't. this dude is winning bigtime, and you don't even know. he is breeding snakes that barely need food. then they have 50 and 60 babies he can sell.@@campbellzachc

    • @NirtieDigger
      @NirtieDigger Год назад +20

      I'm this friend and life is pretty hard honestly😂

    • @andrewwitzel3277
      @andrewwitzel3277 Год назад

      ​@@campbellzachcdoubt.

  • @carter358
    @carter358 2 года назад +7061

    I remember when this aired for the first time and just laughing my ass off.
    "Is a snake in there?"
    "I HOPE!"
    LOL!!!

    • @kristinen9854
      @kristinen9854 2 года назад +94

      I remember too Carter ! I lost it right away as the guy broke into his own home through a window that he falls into only to be embarrassed further by attempting to continue his ridiculous conversation with the cops as the window closes down on him. I literally fell out of my couch giggling uncontrollably ! If memory serves me right this particular 'COPS' episode first aired in 1997. Flash backs are fun.

    • @burtmcgurt3584
      @burtmcgurt3584 2 года назад +4

      AAAAAhahahahaha!!!!

    • @grezdaed
      @grezdaed 2 года назад +23

      @@kristinen9854 Damn, you must have amazing memory to remember a show of COPS.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 2 года назад +24

      @@grezdaed The one I remember most was a drug trap house and a guy saw the cops make a bust there, came back later and asked if they were gone, then proceeded to try to buy drugs.

    • @grezdaed
      @grezdaed 2 года назад +3

      @@freshrot420 hahaha

  • @matthewhicks1725
    @matthewhicks1725 11 месяцев назад +76

    Man, I miss the way society used to be! See how different they are, yet how much respect they had for eachother

  • @user-rl8ji
    @user-rl8ji 2 года назад +3223

    Pretty wholesome guy lol. He's hilarious also. Literally smoking a cigar getting offered a job by the cops the mans a fucking boss.

  • @JohnnyShrapnel
    @JohnnyShrapnel 2 года назад +2383

    He was about 1.51 milliseconds from seeing his karate dojo in the basement and his array of weapons purchased at local flea markets and estate sales. LEGENDARY!

    • @FishRepair
      @FishRepair 2 года назад +27

      It’s definitely Florida they don’t have basements

    • @FishRepair
      @FishRepair 2 года назад +19

      Maybe a dojo shed out back

    • @pepps1943
      @pepps1943 2 года назад +8

      They could have had target practice with the throwing stars

    • @JP-xr3mu
      @JP-xr3mu 2 года назад +10

      You bet your ass that was next if the cop stuck around. 😂

    • @Dsturb85
      @Dsturb85 2 года назад +2

      Dude you have me busting a gut LOL

  • @AndrewGistKlaxMaster
    @AndrewGistKlaxMaster 2 года назад +7545

    In the 90s, someone like this could afford a house. Today, no one can

    • @RonnyDoplo
      @RonnyDoplo 2 года назад +1465

      @@AdvancedGaming88888B "no one works hard anymore" okay champ, thanks for the history lesson lol

    • @travisfoster6765
      @travisfoster6765 2 года назад +788

      @@AdvancedGaming88888B bruh go take an economics class

    • @johnhonest7811
      @johnhonest7811 2 года назад +1

      Fuck that was the most surprising thing… mf got rooms for snakes

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist 2 года назад +283

      @That 1 Gamer🤡
      Okay, Boomer.

    • @banjokazooie8124
      @banjokazooie8124 2 года назад +323

      @@AdvancedGaming88888B Who raised the generation that doesn't want to work hard any more? That generation is the one to blame. Ill give you a hint, it deals with booming...

  • @SuperTwilightZoned
    @SuperTwilightZoned Год назад +16

    "Man I got snakes from one end of this house to the other" 😂😂😂

  • @GSXP
    @GSXP 2 года назад +3343

    This dude went from almost getting arrested to getting an entire new career in life. Isn't it amazing how a positive outlook can affect your life!

    • @TehDesires
      @TehDesires 2 года назад +13

      That was awesome to see

    • @condorX2
      @condorX2 2 года назад +62

      That's the secret to success. No pressure and them be comfortable with their surroundings.

    • @RuLeZ1988
      @RuLeZ1988 2 года назад +6

      "Entire new career" What career are you talking about? I have not heard about this guy before, can someone enlighten me?

    • @antonius.martinus
      @antonius.martinus 2 года назад +67

      @@RuLeZ1988
      The cop offered him a position to remove snakes from property

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 2 года назад +11

      God is gooder than hell

  • @Plumbump
    @Plumbump 2 года назад +1189

    That window slamming back down was perfect!

    • @kristinen9854
      @kristinen9854 2 года назад +47

      True life comedy. 🤣

    • @McGovern1981
      @McGovern1981 2 года назад +19

      Better than anything on TV trying to be funny now!

    • @totalmomissues
      @totalmomissues 2 года назад +10

      was someone laughing in the background? lol

    • @kristinen9854
      @kristinen9854 2 года назад +17

      @@totalmomissues I think the camera man let out a snorting laugh. 😃

    • @uknowwho7152
      @uknowwho7152 2 года назад +22

      Opens window back up, "meet me at the front!"

  • @manga3040
    @manga3040 2 года назад +1582

    Moral of the story: If a dude has a bike week shirt on, he can definitely show you some cool shit.

    • @Ultamami
      @Ultamami 2 года назад +8

      😂

    • @queenmakenziexoxo8556
      @queenmakenziexoxo8556 2 года назад +51

      _I'll tell you what... You meet me at the front._

    • @dirsta7
      @dirsta7 2 года назад

      Fax

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 2 года назад

      Gang gang daddy

    • @edwinramirez4998
      @edwinramirez4998 2 года назад +4

      Seriously these guys are hardcore collectors of cool shit 😂 met some older guy like that. He had a General Lee 1969 Dodge Charger baddest car I’ve seen

  • @Xzor
    @Xzor 11 месяцев назад +29

    2:20 "Is the snake in there?" "I hope." I'm dying 💀🤣

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane 2 года назад +4985

    I never considered the "house full of snakes" home defense option but it sounds pretty effective

    • @Ewr42
      @Ewr42 2 года назад +88

      Wanna see my Growroom? It's just herbs and flowers, but you can check it if you want.
      Right through here, officer..
      **Goes down Tunnel of snakes to a poor lit door with an animal skull adorned on top and a pentagram in red**

    • @manageablediscomfort7347
      @manageablediscomfort7347 2 года назад +32

      “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

    • @cid2852
      @cid2852 2 года назад +19

      Yeah. 2:28. Imagine you're a crook who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, you're prowling around looking for stuff, etc, and you open a door and see that. I imagine that would run just about anyone off.

    • @asapGooby
      @asapGooby 2 года назад

      :0

    • @gullintanni
      @gullintanni 2 года назад +6

      Probably safer than filling it with guns

  • @Hollowsmith
    @Hollowsmith 2 года назад +3581

    Crazy Guy: "What does that look like?"
    Cop: "A skeleton that you're using for a candle holder?"
    Crazy Guy: "Yea that's all that is."

    • @MrFuchew
      @MrFuchew 2 года назад +33

      so great

    • @driftjunkie6978
      @driftjunkie6978 2 года назад +83

      He is definitely the main character

    • @STANLEY2BRICKS
      @STANLEY2BRICKS 2 года назад +28

      This was also my favorite part of the whole shebang 💀🕯️ 🤺

    • @active.7universal
      @active.7universal 2 года назад +2

      thanks for that //I never would've known

    • @cloudsombrero
      @cloudsombrero 2 года назад +8

      @@hisaceinthehole3426 he seems wasted

  • @leviburns89
    @leviburns89 2 года назад +1741

    Every single moment is so perfect. From the way he flips into the house, his confidence with a house full of snakes, and his quick witted comical responses which I do believe he was not trying to be funny, but sincere.
    90s gold

    • @AladdinBinLaden
      @AladdinBinLaden 2 года назад +40

      Is there a snake in there ?
      *I hope*
      🤣💀

    • @grandmaul9003
      @grandmaul9003 2 года назад +4

      Did you see the way he casually pulls out a crack pipe and tries to hit it before shaking the cops hand? Lost it

    • @boskiscool
      @boskiscool 2 года назад +22

      @@grandmaul9003 That was a mostly smoked cigar, not a crack pipe lol

    • @leviburns89
      @leviburns89 2 года назад +11

      @@AladdinBinLaden again, the sincerity in his face during that remark and also when he says,
      "You have no idea how many are in there!"
      A purely golden way to express his excitement to show them.
      I hope this man is still alive.

    • @jimlahey9530
      @jimlahey9530 2 года назад

      What if it wasn't his house lol he jus rlly liked snakes an was their to steal em

  • @masonfarnsworth1801
    @masonfarnsworth1801 Год назад +106

    God damn we need a update on this man 30years later. I hope hes still alive 😂

    • @anthonymancilla380
      @anthonymancilla380 10 месяцев назад +6

      He passed away in 2015 at the age of 55

    • @uncannyposthuman
      @uncannyposthuman 6 месяцев назад

      @@anthonymancilla380source? do you have his name so we can look him up?

    • @Chris-k9k9c
      @Chris-k9k9c 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@anthonymancilla380 That's sad, but not entirely surprising.

    • @CarterWebber2024
      @CarterWebber2024 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Chris-k9k9cseems like he had fun with his life so 🤷‍♂️

    • @MartinezStuffIsThaBomb
      @MartinezStuffIsThaBomb 4 месяца назад

      @@anthonymancilla380source?

  • @UnrealisticExpectations
    @UnrealisticExpectations 2 года назад +1270

    Dude was happy to finally show people something he loved and is proud of and they actually seem interested. Beautiful thing in a strange way.

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 2 года назад +23

      Very wholesome

    • @marvisaiya
      @marvisaiya 2 года назад

      Exactly what I was thinking. Even though dude must be either mentally ill or on drugs, I can’t help but to smile? Idk it’s weird

    • @uncletom356
      @uncletom356 2 года назад +1

      I see what you mean re: the “indescribable” beauty. However, if the races were reversed, I can be reasonably sure the entire situation would’ve been different. Cops kill people all the time and with their immunity, all they have to say is, “I was scared so I shot 50 rounds at someone unarmed.” The cop allowed him to “break in,” all while being petrified of snakes. *This is how policing should be done.* Training, training and more training.

    • @uncletom356
      @uncletom356 2 года назад

      “Why do you have to bring race into it?” I’m sure 90%+ of commenters on a COPS show are either pro-blue or at least not anti-American policing. If you are triggered by a very banal comment, probably says more about you (see: prospective reader) than anything. This truly is a great interaction. Why, this past week, six slow white cops couldn’t keep up with a black “runner,” so they fired almost 100 bullets at him I’ll never understand.

    • @Scumbucket7741
      @Scumbucket7741 2 года назад +23

      Pretty sure he’s just done a bunch of drugs but he seems like a solid dude.

  • @lodusmusic4010
    @lodusmusic4010 2 года назад +1165

    "Let me jump in through my window and I'll meet you at the front door" would never work these days lmfao

    • @TroubleZxHCT
      @TroubleZxHCT 2 года назад +9

      🤣🤣

    • @GGAllinsCorpse
      @GGAllinsCorpse 2 года назад +129

      Sounds like some shit ricky and the boys would of pulled on the cops a few times over in the trailor park.

    • @trombone7
      @trombone7 2 года назад +48

      Just rolls with almost getting hands chopped in slamming window.
      "Meemee at the fruhnt. "

    • @Kylejking313
      @Kylejking313 2 года назад +4

      Said it before I could

    • @northernyetigaming8566
      @northernyetigaming8566 2 года назад

      @@GGAllinsCorpse fuck yeah man lmfao

  • @MrShloker
    @MrShloker Год назад +425

    The comedic timing is crazy. This 3 minute video was funnier and more entertaining than primetime sitcoms

    • @red7370
      @red7370 11 месяцев назад +6

      fr, "is there a snake in there?" "i hope" while looking dead serious

    • @MrShloker
      @MrShloker 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@red7370 when he falls through the window and the cop lets it go right when hes about say something, and he just keeps on like nothing happened

  • @RyanFrost-uz3xe
    @RyanFrost-uz3xe 11 месяцев назад +10

    I watch this everytime I’m sad. Works.

  • @mikeyjohnson5888
    @mikeyjohnson5888 2 года назад +2234

    This basically how all the dudes on my moms side of the family gets drunk. They get all friendly and super passionate about everything. Its really endearing sometimes.

    • @therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed
      @therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed 2 года назад +126

      Yep. Not everyone is an angry drunk. I hate when people portray us as such.

    • @Bischlarbo69
      @Bischlarbo69 2 года назад +8

      That's tight

    • @SabrinaCelestia
      @SabrinaCelestia 2 года назад +8

      Reminded me of my grandpa lol

    • @Ashbash-kf5xd
      @Ashbash-kf5xd 2 года назад +12

      I just got this visual of family members going full Shia Lebouf’s “DO IT!” on whatever they’re talking about. 🤣❤️

    • @VanHalen2TheTop
      @VanHalen2TheTop 2 года назад

      @@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed do you get angry?

  • @slashnagy6
    @slashnagy6 2 года назад +2205

    “I ain’t afraid of the devil himself.” That’s all I needed to hear.

    • @johngravette5289
      @johngravette5289 2 года назад

      All you needed to know was that know one cares about your comment and same with Me

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 года назад +10

      Clearly you didn't HEAR shit because he said "SCARED" not the synonym, reet.

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 2 года назад +47

      @@r0br33r You need Jesus

    • @newrealitygaming3933
      @newrealitygaming3933 2 года назад +31

      We should not be afraid of the Devil. We should only be afraid of God. God is able to rip your soul, not the Devil. Though, the Devil is our enemy so we still need to know his tricks.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 2 года назад +5

      *Thumper??

  • @Spennyman10
    @Spennyman10 2 года назад +719

    "I swear to God I won't let nothin' happen to you" Priceless.

    • @Kodos2024
      @Kodos2024 2 года назад +11

      "I will protect you!"

    • @Buddhapyro
      @Buddhapyro 2 года назад

      @Sorrows Prison yooooo frrr💀💀💀

    • @outlawcustoms132
      @outlawcustoms132 2 года назад +1

      Yew

    • @wade_bellson5313
      @wade_bellson5313 2 года назад

      @@Buddhapyro Happened to me as well😭

    • @lucidByte
      @lucidByte 2 года назад

      yeah that's easy to do when you believe in satan

  • @newfilmuprising
    @newfilmuprising 11 месяцев назад +17

    The "Daytona Beach Bike Week" t-shirt is what brings it all together for me. I hope this man is doing well

    • @oragnutanggang3921
      @oragnutanggang3921 7 месяцев назад +2

      Someone above said he died in 2015 but there wasn’t a source or any evidence for it

    • @TheMasterofDisaster48
      @TheMasterofDisaster48 День назад

      @@oragnutanggang3921He did indeed pass away in 2015.

  • @ryanflynn9554
    @ryanflynn9554 2 года назад +526

    He said “I’ll hypnotize it, throw it my bag, and it’ll be in the house” I’m fucking dead 😂

    • @angrykidfromnc8391
      @angrykidfromnc8391 2 года назад +5

      I know right 🤣

    • @TheAaronFerreira
      @TheAaronFerreira 2 года назад +11

      He said "him"ll be in the house" lmao

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 года назад

      Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @mattherbert6781
    @mattherbert6781 2 года назад +2594

    This guy has more character than 95% of the people I've met on this Earth

    • @shadow12k
      @shadow12k 2 года назад +59

      Get out more mate

    • @musimations5212
      @musimations5212 2 года назад

      @@shadow12k no he's right. Most people are just npcs that repeat whatever they see on tv and really have no personality.

    • @sidimightbe
      @sidimightbe 2 года назад +33

      @@shadow12k no i think ill stay 😠

    • @intello8953
      @intello8953 2 года назад +16

      You should get off the internet and interact with more *actual* people 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @reagenlionel
      @reagenlionel 2 года назад +2

      You right lol

  • @pizzaninja3746
    @pizzaninja3746 2 года назад +427

    This might be the greatest interaction between police and a civilian ever.

    • @Ragnar-7034
      @Ragnar-7034 2 года назад +5

      Wait a minute! You don’t understand how many there are!?!

    • @TheFlamingPike
      @TheFlamingPike 2 года назад +16

      Bro this is the thing... There are countless interactions like these every single day. But only that one shitty intervention is going to be singled out in the media at the end of the week.

    • @TheChocoboRacer
      @TheChocoboRacer 2 года назад +6

      @@TheFlamingPike People are also fed up with the legislators and judges granting police officers more power and protection while simultaneously removing protection (and rights outlined in the constitution) away from the people.

    • @phillipsmejkal1
      @phillipsmejkal1 2 года назад

      There is such a hilarious video from germany where I think 5 or 6 policemen went out of an appartment, because the owners neighbor called them saying his music is to load and it's night. He made clear there is no noise it have to be a mistake. The owner was a young adult man pretty pissed by that situation and says they should leave. The last word he said to them in the video was "macht euch raus ihr wichser" what means go out of here you wanker." The last policman leaving then replies with "what" and he said "sorry I mean mister wanker." They all immediatly went in back again. 🤣

    • @crazyeyeskillah
      @crazyeyeskillah 2 года назад +1

      @@TheFlamingPike well to be fair they usually end up with someone dead, so you know, needs to be reported.

  • @DannyFR30
    @DannyFR30 4 дня назад +1

    The 90s for me was truly amazing. I loved it. Every second. Good or bad, it had this magical charm to it. A bad day still had hope that tomorrow would be a good day. I really miss it.

  • @twizz420
    @twizz420 2 года назад +5584

    Back when people weren't worried about ending up as a joke on the internet. People actually acted like themselves.

    • @TheShaneTrain93
      @TheShaneTrain93 2 года назад +496

      He's just done mountains of drugs. It's not that deep man

    • @Legocatshouse
      @Legocatshouse 2 года назад +257

      The sentiment of this comment holds true. You can't have any interest or personality that goes against the status quo these days with out someone laughing at your expense.

    • @TheShaneTrain93
      @TheShaneTrain93 2 года назад

      @@Legocatshouse You're deluding yourself if you think that's a modern problem. Humans have always ostracised or hurt people who act outside accepted social norms. I'd argue we're a lot more indulging of eccentrics now. In the 1400s he'd have been tortured to death for being a devil worshipper. In the 1920s there's a good chance he'd be sectioned away.

    • @jonavuka
      @jonavuka 2 года назад +7

      the irony...

    • @xzxmemoxzx
      @xzxmemoxzx 2 года назад +34

      i don’t think anyone cares about being a joke on the internet lol

  • @no1survives
    @no1survives 2 года назад +4405

    I honestly can't tell if he actually lives there and just proved it or if he just bs'd his way into having cops help him break into a house riddled with snakes and witchcraft.

    • @drkemukal4901
      @drkemukal4901 2 года назад +137

      He lived there.

    • @CharlieTooHuman
      @CharlieTooHuman 2 года назад +296

      That would be a hilarious scenario if it were true

    • @McGovern1981
      @McGovern1981 2 года назад +48

      😂 I can't even with this...you couldn't even write how hilarious this is!

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy 2 года назад +48

      If he broke into that house and didn't belong there, he'd have asked to be arrested just to get out faster.

    • @diapysik
      @diapysik 2 года назад +145

      Cop kinda bailed him out on the skul candle holder, he had no clue what the fuck he was looking at.

  • @organicmilk5
    @organicmilk5 2 года назад +726

    That camera pan up to the skull after “I dont pray to satan” was gold. Praise the cameraman

    • @mindstate613
      @mindstate613 2 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @99Plastics
      @99Plastics 2 года назад +1

      Only Christians worship a decomposing corpse on a cross.

    • @DefinitelyNotMyRealName
      @DefinitelyNotMyRealName 2 года назад +3

      It was just a skull. Sheesh these sensitive times.

    • @tiastewart98
      @tiastewart98 2 года назад +14

      A Baphomet skull at that 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @r0cketplumber
      @r0cketplumber 2 года назад +3

      I can HEAR the cameraman's eyes rolling.

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 Год назад +103

    "Is the snake in there?"
    *pause*
    "I hope..."
    This has always been my #1 favorite cops moment 😂

    • @PRSouthern
      @PRSouthern 11 месяцев назад

      Love that the snakes DGAF. They’re to the cop just like “Yeah guy is weird but the rent is free.”

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 2 года назад +3575

    "This one's p r e g n a n t"
    I don't know what it is but the way he said that confirmed exactly what he said about caring about those snakes more than anything in the world. You could hear the heartfelt happiness in his voice.

    • @ImYourOnlyItGirl
      @ImYourOnlyItGirl 2 года назад +81

      I found the timing to be perfect also, right after the cop says he doesn’t wanna see any “more” haha oh great

    • @datpham1439
      @datpham1439 2 года назад +86

      The way he said, p r e g n a n t, I thought for a second that he was the daddy.

    • @NoBody-hl1rs
      @NoBody-hl1rs 2 года назад +43

      Especially how he reaches down and goes "This is the male" and he can be seen tilting one of its eyes towards himself and the cameraman. Almost as if he wants to give both the snakes a chance to say "Hello c:"

    • @jmac3322
      @jmac3322 2 года назад +25

      Their environment is Haiti level so he could care more

    • @sweetweebygoodness8693
      @sweetweebygoodness8693 2 года назад +4

      @@datpham1439 bro what

  • @ParallelUniversity
    @ParallelUniversity 2 года назад +768

    If you give him 30 snake eggs, he gives you a painted idol that awards +10 damage protection against dark magic

    • @luvizevol
      @luvizevol 2 года назад +15

      Impossible to find a group for this when you're just DPS :/

    • @dylanzachary683
      @dylanzachary683 2 года назад +5

      @@luvizevol que as a tank or healer you’ll get it done in no time

    • @hugolafhugolaf
      @hugolafhugolaf 2 года назад +5

      He then puts on his robe and wizard hat.

    • @luvizevol
      @luvizevol 2 года назад +7

      @@dylanzachary683 I think they removed the questline, i cant find anyone giving epic quests nowadays.

    • @JohnMichaelVoudouris
      @JohnMichaelVoudouris Год назад +5

      This has me almost crying laughing!!!!

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot Год назад +538

    Idk why but that handshake at the end between the cop and the guy just brings a smile to face. Oddly wholesome. Wish they had more episodes like this. Come to make an arrest, leave making a friend

    • @Fern635
      @Fern635 11 месяцев назад +20

      Seriously, Buddy should consider a career as a snake handler. Sounds like the authorities would be happy to work with him.

    • @MisterWangDang
      @MisterWangDang 11 месяцев назад +3

      It sure was a different time. I’m from that era so I still do a lot of hand shaking

  • @KaiserDrew
    @KaiserDrew 22 часа назад +1

    “You meet me in the front.” As the window closes.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zingadooda
    @zingadooda 2 года назад +1473

    The window sticking, then automatically closing before he walks back up to tell the cop is by FAR the best part.

    • @grizzleg8729
      @grizzleg8729 2 года назад +29

      Pure comedy

    • @gio_binoh
      @gio_binoh 2 года назад +72

      "You meet me at that front"

    • @jwise209
      @jwise209 2 года назад +11

      I rewound that like a hundred times

    • @van1998
      @van1998 2 года назад +11

      0:27

    • @Soggywafffles
      @Soggywafffles 2 года назад +54

      Nahhhh.. best part
      cop- “woah, wait, is the snake in there?”
      Guy- “I hope”

  • @YoungYahtz94
    @YoungYahtz94 2 года назад +2746

    “Man I ain’t scared of nothin, I ain’t scared of the devil himself” I love the energy lol all jokes aside

    • @iannamico
      @iannamico 2 года назад +11

      Crazy people are crazy

    • @s-x5373
      @s-x5373 2 года назад +53

      this dude isn't even that crazy he is just passionated and on drugs

    • @Gass3s
      @Gass3s 2 года назад +8

      Am I mistaken or did he just take out a pipe and go to hit that shit legit right before he said that

    • @goblin9193
      @goblin9193 2 года назад +10

      @@Gass3s I think it was a cigar that was already smoked

    • @berrey7
      @berrey7 2 года назад +6

      A real life Charlie Kelly.

  • @Superdude403
    @Superdude403 2 года назад +870

    If he told me “I will protect you” I would 100% trust him with my life

    • @Dubanx
      @Dubanx 2 года назад +58

      Say what you will, that guy seemed pretty sincere.

    • @mutsuhanma7807
      @mutsuhanma7807 2 года назад +11

      Famous Last words...

    • @TACOINSURANCE
      @TACOINSURANCE 2 года назад +26

      You can tell he’s the kind of dude who means it when he says it. He’d just turn off and go to work without question. I feel the inherent love he has.

    • @sgarnon
      @sgarnon Год назад +10

      "Is the snake in there?" "I hope"
      lolololololololol

    • @obsoleteelite8258
      @obsoleteelite8258 Год назад

      No!!!

  • @TheAceY2k
    @TheAceY2k 7 дней назад +13

    2:19 "I hope" 😂

  • @URailroadZombie
    @URailroadZombie 2 года назад +1443

    This is the real life Charlie from Its Always Sunny

  • @dylanarthur5526
    @dylanarthur5526 2 года назад +685

    This guy is like that guy you see at parties where nobody knows who he is or who invited him, but you're happy he's there.

    • @justdaddrums2704
      @justdaddrums2704 2 года назад +30

      He is that guy.

    • @Schmusan
      @Schmusan 2 года назад +13

      I love that guy

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 2 года назад +10

      Yuppp, I remember being at a party like that. A guy named Jaeger (who nobody knew) brought a bottle of Jaeger and split it with me and I got tipsy for the first time 😂

    • @Macx204
      @Macx204 2 года назад +6

      @@katyungodly Probably got passed around like that bottle too

    • @calvin4875
      @calvin4875 2 года назад +7

      Wtf Mac

  • @jasnevas9576
    @jasnevas9576 2 года назад +759

    That cop was cool. Helped him through the window and stayed around for show-and-tell

    • @ChristopherMichael-dw4wt
      @ChristopherMichael-dw4wt 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kurbyspader4590
      @kurbyspader4590 2 года назад +51

      90s Cops were a cool breed. I remember being hammered and instead of taking me in, they just gave me a ride home to sleep it off. N they stuck my bike in their trunk!

    • @Barnaclebeard
      @Barnaclebeard 2 года назад +10

      COPS is staged

    • @JohnDoe-hx1wx
      @JohnDoe-hx1wx 2 года назад +11

      @@Barnaclebeard hahahahah no it's not

    • @chrisnorman2879
      @chrisnorman2879 2 года назад +23

      Cops like that used to be the norm, can't be that way anymore with everyone running around trigger-happy as hell.

  • @ultrabumblebee
    @ultrabumblebee Месяц назад +1

    I cannot get past 1 minute of this, I'm laughing so hard and i got tears in my eyes.
    There's something so heartwarming and funny to this. Definitely watching the rest later 😂😂😂

  • @gundamgames6092
    @gundamgames6092 Год назад +205

    “No… no wait a minute. You don’t understand how many there ARE!” That line gets me every time.

  • @TheGuitarsquatch
    @TheGuitarsquatch Год назад +114

    Even the window had perfect comedic timing 🤣

  • @mikelemasters-db8fo
    @mikelemasters-db8fo Год назад +691

    Such a wholesome interaction. Every town needs a police officer like this.

    • @thetruthhurts131
      @thetruthhurts131 Год назад +1

      He was fired and arrested back in the early 2000s for rape

    • @abcdefg-xm7dc
      @abcdefg-xm7dc Год назад +14

      It's so funny there's always someone giving undue praise to police in the comments. Just cause he didnt shoot anybody I guess?

    • @sbbudj
      @sbbudj Год назад

      That cop is a white supremacist.

    • @thecringeinspector5636
      @thecringeinspector5636 Год назад

      @@abcdefg-xm7dc cops are humans too.

    • @Katieeeee04
      @Katieeeee04 Год назад

      Ikr

  • @GregTally
    @GregTally 3 месяца назад +2

    The wine opener ended up being the most normal thing in there! This is fantastic!

    • @BeerManMike
      @BeerManMike 2 дня назад +1

      when you need a little sangria with your Santeria.

  • @eversince93
    @eversince93 2 года назад +242

    “Man I got snakes in this house from one end to another” wasn’t lying lol

  • @heshwuan
    @heshwuan 2 года назад +290

    He's definitely had a few, but he's not breaking the law or hurting anyone. Seems like a chill dude.

    • @morepoppunkthanpizza
      @morepoppunkthanpizza 2 года назад +6

      wholeheartedly agree, very chill guy

    • @davideggenberger8090
      @davideggenberger8090 2 года назад

      Yea, till he tried lighting a Crack pipe in front of the guy

    • @TrollToove
      @TrollToove 2 года назад +21

      @@davideggenberger8090 that's a cigar butt not a crack pipe

    • @morepoppunkthanpizza
      @morepoppunkthanpizza 2 года назад +3

      @@TrollToove exactly 🤦‍♂️

    • @ItsConscious
      @ItsConscious 2 года назад +5

      @@davideggenberger8090 Might have to get your eyesight checked out my friend.

  • @daveevangelist4633
    @daveevangelist4633 2 года назад +1269

    Cop: “Man, is the snake in there!?!” Dude “I hope... she’s pregnant , gonna have about 60 babies” 😂

    • @kellylanders8350
      @kellylanders8350 2 года назад +20

      Had to scroll way to long to see someone mention "I hope..." I died lmao

    • @donmost214
      @donmost214 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wolfy5svn945
      @wolfy5svn945 2 года назад +5

      on average a burmese or reticulated python can lay anywhere from 50-100 eggs.

    • @jaycole5353
      @jaycole5353 2 года назад +2

      You want one officer to 🤣🤣🤣

    • @okay__.
      @okay__. 2 года назад +1

      ​@@wolfy5svn945 that was a boa they give live birth

  • @cassady562
    @cassady562 5 дней назад +11

    0:28 these cops completed the mission but went down a alternative ending 😂😂😂

    • @jorgerodas21
      @jorgerodas21 2 дня назад +1

      2:22 😮” i hope” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

    • @jorgerodas21
      @jorgerodas21 2 дня назад

      💀🤣🤣

  • @jgoodz
    @jgoodz 2 года назад +465

    This was amazing. It's just like a 'Reno 911' skit.

    • @RN1441
      @RN1441 2 года назад +11

      This guy seems like he might be part of the inspiration for the character of 'Andrew'

    • @treehuggerdeluxe5598
      @treehuggerdeluxe5598 2 года назад +11

      "Frisbee, you know anything about that?"

    • @jturnbow71
      @jturnbow71 2 года назад +3

      I was thinking of Frisbee too🤣🤣🤣

    • @rigocarlos2397
      @rigocarlos2397 2 года назад +1

      I remember those days

    • @timoneer5888
      @timoneer5888 2 года назад +4

      It reminded me of 'Run Ronnie Run!"

  • @dalerimoller272
    @dalerimoller272 2 года назад +3048

    Cop: “Is a snake in there? “
    Snake hypnotist: “…I hope.”
    That made me bust out laughing! But in all reality, I don’t doubt this dude would have your back and wouldn’t let anything happen to you! He’s a trip, but I bet he’s fun! Lol

    • @jaircraftengineer5640
      @jaircraftengineer5640 2 года назад +58

      As big as the snake was, I understand why he said "I hope" hahahaha

    • @ryanwells248
      @ryanwells248 2 года назад +21

      Glad your not the only one videos been over for 5 minutes and ive been walking around the house just saying "I hope.."

    • @ghost-carnage8964
      @ghost-carnage8964 2 года назад +5

      Snake hypnotist🤣🤣 lol he is tho how he got all those snakes so chill like that tho

    • @darraghtormey1500
      @darraghtormey1500 2 года назад +6

      He is one alternative individual for sure. Seems utterly decent though.

    • @chicagorilla4983
      @chicagorilla4983 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha yes! I've seen this clip a few times but this still has me rolling.

  • @Umtree
    @Umtree 2 года назад +5266

    Back when ANYONE could afford a house.
    : (

    • @optimisticcosmic
      @optimisticcosmic 2 года назад +255

      He can’t afford a door though apparently.

    • @qazmko22
      @qazmko22 2 года назад +168

      The inflated home prices and easy home loans to people who can't afford them (like this guy maybe), are the reason the economy collapsed

    • @abnnuzzinicholasclay686
      @abnnuzzinicholasclay686 2 года назад +522

      @@qazmko22 the consumer is not responsible for the mortgage crash back then or now.

    • @uhohjrama
      @uhohjrama 2 года назад +8

      Facts

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 2 года назад +121

      60% of home owners were GIFTED THE HOUSE FROM THEIR PARENTS/FAMILY

  • @WackoFromWaco96
    @WackoFromWaco96 10 месяцев назад +2

    lol the way the camera pans to the bull skeleton after he says he doesn’t worship the devil has me on fire 😂😂

  • @ethang6735
    @ethang6735 2 года назад +3639

    Honestly, as an EMS provider, if a guy like this tells me he wont let anything happen to me, I usually believe them. Because people like him actually mean it. Still hilarious though lol great episode

    • @positivelynegative9149
      @positivelynegative9149 2 года назад +468

      I might believe in their stated intentions, but I wouldn't trust in their ability to do so.

    • @blackberry5908
      @blackberry5908 2 года назад +4

      True

    • @markguzman7412
      @markguzman7412 2 года назад +64

      @@positivelynegative9149 well said haha

    • @Unknown-vu9wr
      @Unknown-vu9wr 2 года назад +78

      @@positivelynegative9149 guess you truly live up to your name 🤣

    • @mattmcr
      @mattmcr 2 года назад +35

      @@osparav “positively negative” just think about it for a second lmao

  • @willharlow607
    @willharlow607 2 года назад +665

    That was an incredible 3 minute rollercoaster of emotions

    • @heisenbooger
      @heisenbooger 2 года назад +10

      That's one way to describe my sex life

    • @Rune3D
      @Rune3D 2 года назад

      This video did not end the way I expected it too. That WAS a rollercoaster! 😁

    • @michaelm.5054
      @michaelm.5054 2 года назад

      100% agreed. Absolutely hilarious. Then I saw the cops badge and realized it’s my hometown Jax. I meet crazy yet alright dudes like this every once in a while.

  • @KR-fy3ls
    @KR-fy3ls Год назад +616

    99% of the time a drunk man says he's going to go into his house and show you his religion he is coming back with a gun. This is that other 1%.

    • @jadexx1
      @jadexx1 Год назад +14

      Right! That's what I was thinking 😂

    • @ACaveGoblin
      @ACaveGoblin Год назад +5

      No just not true

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel Год назад +4

      Hail Sithis!

    • @OGbrundle
      @OGbrundle Год назад +2

      That is not true at all

    • @Zionswasd
      @Zionswasd Год назад +1

      ​@@Razgar_Voxel what is the color of the night?

  • @andrewbranstetter3396
    @andrewbranstetter3396 11 месяцев назад +1

    Did my man spark up as the cop was leaving lol. This guy gave no shits and very friendly. Funny stuff😂😂

  • @threesixone7019
    @threesixone7019 2 года назад +575

    This is strangely wholesome.

    • @4477superman
      @4477superman 2 года назад +23

      Right? He’s crazy but not violent or hateful

    • @yourgameisstupid
      @yourgameisstupid 2 года назад +13

      "I'll protect you!"

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat 2 года назад +1

      @@4477superman it's not strange in the slightest, other than the obvious eerie nostalgia of it being filmed nearly 20 years ago. it's just a portrayl of an average, everyday Floridian Nature and malt beverage enthusiast

  • @PersephonePersonified
    @PersephonePersonified 2 года назад +657

    "Is there a snake in there?"
    "Wellll I hope."
    "😅😵🏃🏽"
    Love Old Cops episodes 😄

    • @Kenji.Artistry_
      @Kenji.Artistry_ 2 года назад +4

      Lmaooo that shit took me out!

    • @Tapatiogang
      @Tapatiogang 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @Tapatiogang
      @Tapatiogang 2 года назад

      @@Kenji.Artistry_ obviously you recommend this video to random people 😂

    • @Tapatiogang
      @Tapatiogang 2 года назад

      Edit you tube

  • @jackbedient
    @jackbedient 2 года назад +100

    The real handshake and real smiles on their faces at the very end is a genuine relic of the past.

  • @nicholascordes5276
    @nicholascordes5276 11 месяцев назад +1

    It’s a beautiful real life mix of Reno 911 and Step Brothers. I luv this 😂