This is a super underrated comment. It immediately conjured up a mental image of actually putting this plan to action and almost had me in tears 😅 Well played sir
The quest reward is garbage though. You get a signed photo of Bob Dylan that says, "To Angrydwarfguy, love Bob" in handwriting that looks suspiciously like Angrydwarfguy's own writing. It's good XP rhough
This NPC's programming is really good, only one use of "fucking" towards the end. Usually to unlock this kind of quest you need to hand the instrument to the character. This NPC wanted to show off
The goblin is known to attack travelers who enter his domain, but in cases like this, the goblin allows their victims to live, instead choosing to protect their sack of gems
This dude is literally a piece of trash, like why would you talk too someone in that manner unless you yourself have already lost you're dream and are jealous
@@NPC-eo7yx all thanks to his specialty weapon : Dark Trash Bag. *stats:* Attacc +69 Protecc +420 Pride +>9,000!!!!!!!!! *Details:* Its user has been trained classically and contemporaneously (whatever the fuck that means) and is a watchman of the city streets. His weakness: ranged weapons, particularly from the musical category.
Exacly my Thoughts. Everything he is saying, is really just Implying how he Feels about himself, or what he has been Told. He Obviously has Endured a Tremendous amount of Stress. A very Insecure Man. I Feel Bad for the Guy.
@@cruz25617 damn that's exactly what I was going to say. Hes reflecting himself. Hes saying was he was back then and how the trumpet guy us will mever be nothing because he went from being something to nothing. Tsk tsk, very sad for the lil troll looking dude
this dude looks like he got all the worst parts of danny devito's genetics
Dimebag Darrel jeez ok lol
@@dimebagdarrel4874 dude it's obviously mental illness. Annoying sure, but soon gone on it's way.
I think that's a female.
There are no worst parts
Frankito. He's beautiful.
Best buried comment: "He keeps his torso in the bag"
U wouldn't laugh if ur torso got blow off in the War!
@@therealrobbdee672 Wtf are you talking about?
@@Sid0404it's a king of the hill thing.... you wouldn't understand
Another buried comment: "This is the closest thing to gender neutral"
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m a left handed guitarist. You suck.”
Underrated line
It took me a long time to pick that one out.
Time stamp?
I can't hear it, and I've watched the vid many times.
@@dahgameps4320:27
@@Sh1ryyu thank U
As a southpaw myself, this had me dyin
It’s hard to not laugh when you’re being berated by a yard gnome.
I dunno how the guy didn't just say
Look mate, fuck off now or I'm going to slap your hair piece off.
Hehe,I no shouldn't laugh but,hehe😂realise that hatred from your heart
He's the most New York gnome in New York. Brooklyn, I believe. I'm from Australia so I might be wrong.
😂😂😂
He's just jewish
imagine being insulted by a man who is 80% leg
Underrated comment 😂
God comment
I'd start to believe myself then LMAO
Ahahahahhahahh fucking brilliant 😂
thats a man?
Things haven't been the same since Lord Farquaad lost his castle.
These are harsh times for Lord farquaad
Very harsh my friend.
Roy Crabb lmao
This proves that being eaten by the dragon was actually a better fate for him
He became a wall street stoke broker
Dude went from arguing about disturbing the peace to justifying his own existence 😂😂
Who the fuck are YOU?!
🤔😂
Inside of you there are two New Yorkers.
There is civility, and then,"WHO THE PHUK ARE YOU!?!!".
😂😂😂
NYC seems like hell
With Bro‘s height he can fit like 1/2 of one
"...one of them is very small, with a crooked back but very loud and angry...."
I want to put this guy in my pocket and unleash him on people who argue with me... contemporaneously.
This is a super underrated comment. It immediately conjured up a mental image of actually putting this plan to action and almost had me in tears 😅 Well played sir
WilliamBrothers nice vocab
that could be one of many cantankerous weapons in ye ole bag of tricks. I like your tactics...duly noted.
I want that word. That's mine now.
AHAHAHAHA OMG DYING
You already can tell this guy was a failed musician
Yeah, he can't suffer in silence it seems.
He was a failed science experiment
He wanted to be the greatest trumpeter in the world, but the society didn't respect the silence which serves as a foundation for creativity.
@@lappu911 he failed at protecting his kingdom from am ogre and stole his bitch
He probably was one of the failed students who was trained beside JK Simmons.
"An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity," he said, calmly and un-hypocticially.
I started rooting for him when he said that… so profound
Pretty certain he stole that from a seinfeld episode
I see people acting this out as a monologue at drama school lol
That's so fucking rad
Whaat. NO way 😂😂😂😂
This is something you'd see randomly in GTA V
Dude, this guy was playing the trumpet in front of a Holocaust memorial, that's why he got pissed
@@pinheadlarry1977 he's a narcissist. Listen to him. Lisp and all, he's much more important and nobody else deserves to be there but him. haha
Facts
Looooool
Pinhead Larry For real?
I was expecting 2 people playing trumpets going at each other lol
I thought maybe using trumpets as swords or something.....
Luke Games instead you got the hunchback from 300 calling a man talentless...as it uses a garbage bag as a purse
Yea. Me too.
Luke Games omg it’s u Luke I am a sub
Lol same
"Whiplash is one of the best movies"
Whiplash:
and its awesome
Best fucking comment
Lol
As someone who barely watched the movie for the first time… yeah.
This is iconic. NYC just produces moments like this without even trying.
This guy looks like he hangs out under bridges asking people to answer his riddles
Brian Pulido 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I swear it’s a woman 😂
Brian Pulido haha! What a goblin
Brian Pulido that’s soo fresh haha
"I've been here 14 years I've lived in this town my whole life"
That's a weird looking 14 yr old.
It’s a weird looking whatever the fuck that is
Doesn't he say 40 years? Either way doesn't add up lol he looks 60+ at least
Oblivion npc dialog
he probs referred to 'here' as his current residence or place of work.
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In all fairness to the guy he did not stumble on a single word he said. he said everything with absolute heart and intent and that was impressive
in 1930s he could estabilish a regime, now he can just shout at the trumpet guy
I Agree.
Trained classically and "contemparainussly"??
@bombercountyblues it's a real world. You just never heard of it and spelled it wrong. It's contemporaneously.
@@bombercountyblues fail
Homie walked Bob Dylan up on stage and I always come back here to have him ask me "who the fuck are you?"
Seriously humbling.
Thank you, sir.
He’s mad because he can never catch any Smurfs .
Gargamel is that you 😂😂😂
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O o my god
😂😂
HOLY SHIT 💀💀
Man: plays trumpet
Lord Farquad: tells the whole story of his life
Hahahahaha
Daaaang 🤣
Maybe he's compensating for something.
Hahaha xxx
What a fucking reference. Well done
"I walked Bob Dylan up on stage who the fuck are you?"
_'Gnome defends his neighborhood from evil trumpet man and protects the foundation of creativity from harm.'_
Low budget Whiplash.
+Miguel Forero haha good comment
lmfao
Fuck that's hilarious
+Miguel Forero dying
+Miguel Forero I LAUGHED SO HARD OMG
I was expecting two dudes hitting each other with trumpets
Me too buddy me too 😢
aye, me too man me too ..
Same. Extremely disappointed
I too would like to join the disappointment club.
instead you got something better
Most politest man in NYC
This is one of the most beautiful monologues I've ever heard. Sad it took me 10 years to find this gem
Sounds like he’s just repeating what he was told his whole life.
Yep
@@albertodemarchi9562 do you think he was right...
I thought that was a granny lmao
😂😂
You got that right
When you've been practicing arguments in the shower for years....
hahah he sounds so showery
Shut up you mediocre piece of shit! Who the heck u think you are?
No talen
Except with the water turned off.
Who the fuck are you?! I know the grateful dead in 1966!! YOURE NOTHING!!
Fun Fact: Playing the trumpet badly summons Rumplestiltskin.
Rumple i don't know, but Stiltskin was a great band. Ray Wilson a fantastic singer..
starting the year with a classic
This NPC is very agressive. Looks like he denied his quest.
Okayga 😂 I’m crying
Probably based on faction reputation. This is why you don't kill villagers thinking there won't be any consequences.
ANIKI
U suck!
PSYCHO Peoples from GTA V
*_I physically can't comprehend his body style_*
Thomas Bangalter his torso is like half the height it should be
That's a guy?!!!!
@@tolkienblack6602 I don't get it, most people say he, but to me it was clearly a female
@@tolkienblack6602 Fuck it I still go with female and the others are wrong
I was literally just trying to understand how he's fucking built😂😂
I couldnt remember the name if this so I googled "Jewish Trumpet Goblin"... first result
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Funny how we know he's Jewish. Lol
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He walked brickleberry up on stage
Who let lord farquaad out of the castle?
Underated comment. Should be num 1
Bwa Hahaha, I died!
Kek
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I got to much enjoyment out of these comment.
these nardwuar interviews are getting intense
LMAOOO
Good call
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
aw man 😂😂 love nard tho amazing dude
Yes nobody said it yet.....
This comment is underrated
Every couple years i randomly remember that this video exist.
Sounds like he's repeating what his father told him
I cant get up i laughin too hard
Oof💀☠️😭
All I could think while this guy was talking was “this guys projecting”
I was thinking mother.
Cmon man :/
My favorite NPC in the game. You have to practice the trumpet for an absurd amount of time before he actually gives you his side quest, though.
U been watching too much TierZoo fam
The quest reward is garbage though. You get a signed photo of Bob Dylan that says, "To Angrydwarfguy, love Bob" in handwriting that looks suspiciously like Angrydwarfguy's own writing. It's good XP rhough
This NPC's programming is really good, only one use of "fucking" towards the end. Usually to unlock this kind of quest you need to hand the instrument to the character. This NPC wanted to show off
Axel Nussbaumer hahah 😂
I love where this is going
This is truly one of the all time videos you can put a “greatest” in front of.
Andre The Not-So-Giant
Edna from Incredibles
🗿 wHo tHE FuCk R u!?
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JUNEY2K 😂😂😂
Lmao
😂 😂 😂
Nigga you got me dead lmaoooo
This is like the dialogue on a game that you can't skip.
Sounds like CSGO at 2am.
GUYS KEEP IT AT 666 likes
@@loren5720 🙄🙄🙄.
Haaa
Unskipable cutscene.
1:56 "an artist respects the silence it serves the foundation of creativity"
Why did that sound hard tho
I lost it when he threw the bag down.
False advertising..... I came thinking two people were gonna be fighting each other with trumpets.
pandacommanda1 I thought I was gonna see 2 trumpets fighting
pandacommanda1 same
We all expected that
i did expect two trumpets honking at each other but i was not disappointed with this video
Still worth visiting a popcorn vendor before viewing
He’s just pissed because someone stole his torso.
Yooooooo
I can't do it 🤣🤣😂💀
He has a torso, what he’s missing is an abdomen.
just realized its a man not a woman
Yess!!!!!
Fun fact: this is actually a new form of semi-public audition for a sequel to the movie, ‘Whiplash’. The sequel is called “Horn Lips”
"Horny Lips" was my nickname in college.
I would crowdfund an famous trumpet player to follow this little guy around playing this song at a very low level.
He's like the personification of that self doubting voice in your head.
Awesome, so I don't have to take them seriously anymore
You cured my depression
😅
'WHO DA HELL YOU THINK YOU AWRE?!'
Man,absolutely
anyone else expecting two trumpets to go at it?
Leaving dissapointedly
Theres a video like that but its a faceoff in a subway train
Yea and all I got was this stupid cave troll
Hell yeah. In true internet troll style
Omg yes
This video has been in my To Watch playlist for years, I'm not disappointed. 😅😂😂
I started out not very much liking this little fella but by the end he strikes me as one of the most profoundly interesting people I've seen rant!
It seems like this guy has planned this speech for years.
WHANG! reference?
JD Bond I know right 😂
This man is projecting ALL of his insecurities towards this guy all at once.
she has probably never had someone to ever vent to and unleashed all of her anger about her own life at once
@@coleburgos1610 This is a guy...
@@jimmycarter7541 you can’t blame him when I first saw the video I thought it was a girl 😂
Not sure if its a man or a women
@@jimmycarter7541 bullshit...
"Omg go away"
"No!"
😂😂😂😂
I'm glad I found this clip again. This dude is hilarious! " I walked Bob Dylan on stage. Who the fuck are you!" Too funny!
Lord Farquaad has really let himself go
mzeeq wan indeed
LMAO
mzeeq wan that is the best
Bahahahah
😂👌
He’s just regurgitating what everyone has told him his whole life
The sad thing is it's probably true. I hope this man is okay
@@crosstian He's name is Douglas Levison
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MlenToboe he should join a fight club
I agree. This whole thing is sad.
One of the GOATs
I don’t think innocently playing your trumpet on the street is worthy of a “who the hell do you think you are?!”
The goblin is known to attack travelers who enter his domain, but in cases like this, the goblin allows their victims to live, instead choosing to protect their sack of gems
So thats what the bag was
LMAAAAAAAAAO
Lmao
Oh hi Mista
Conner Monsjou to assert dominance
I would pay good money to watch a 3 hour biographical documentary about this dude
Is it a dude?
I mean I might agree if I heard him before, why it made the oompa loompa so mad
This dude is literally a piece of trash, like why would you talk too someone in that manner unless you yourself have already lost you're dream and are jealous
Which dude?
It’s s female
For some reason I feel like if bro just gave him a hug they’d be best friends for life
I don’t know what that man is going through but it breaks my heart for the musician. Words hurt even when you try to ignore them 💔
I can’t take him serious because his pants aren’t high enough.
Ryan Atherton
Damn. XD
Mike Dexter
Nah, his dad is actually Lord Farquaad.
Brad Castleberry would be proud
They're higher than his IQ.
Sounds like he's reflecting on himself and his insecurities. Also he looks like Gollum before he found the ring.
You are right!
That's exactly what happened.
Narwhale Boi I mean, he’s not wrong it’s just very cringe
I think he’s just high
Classic projection.
Most mentally stable New Yorker
Paul Simon has really let himself go. He should be on his knees begging Garfunkel for a reunion tour.
This dude is built like a microwave on legs.
Lmao
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It's a woman lol
That ain’t no dude 😂
Soooo
Cancerous?
Why does this guy look like lord farquaad from shrek.
The Omniverse 69 likes nice
R/rareinsults
3:19
No, he look more like Rumpelstiltskin
first thing i noticed when i saw him
He just mad because someone stole 3/4 of his torso earlier that day 🤣
I love how after allat the guy just goes back to the same spot to play the trumpet again 😂
When you put Andre the giant in the dryer for too long
Lmao
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brilliant
Well done good sir.
Y you gonna disrespect the giant like that??
why is he 90% legs
Spliff 342 because his legs go all the way up
10 Danny Devito
hes wearing that belt like a choker lol
@@nikop5927 kinky Danny Devito 😂😂😂
Bruce Lee
0% drugs
0% sex
1000% talent
Best inspirational trumpet teacher ever.
This dude really got bullied so bad in school I can tell
Pip
No he's just your average looney tune from San Francisco 👌
dudette
Hes a woman
:)
Sounds like he’s talking about himself, projecting on that dude.
Why
Why
Why
eric lieb
He really needs to see a therapist or something.
just learned a new word and wanted to use it?
Speaking of Bob Dylan, I believe he wrote a song about this dude:
"It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Trumpet to Cry". 😉
I can understand both sides. He's really slaughtering the trumpet and it hurts my ears as well but it's his right and at least he tries
This dude seriously moves and talks like a NPC
It may be small. But it is actually a very high level boss.
He's the 18th Daedric prince
@@NPC-eo7yx all thanks to his specialty weapon :
Dark Trash Bag.
*stats:*
Attacc +69
Protecc +420
Pride +>9,000!!!!!!!!!
*Details:*
Its user has been trained classically and contemporaneously (whatever the fuck that means) and is a watchman of the city streets.
His weakness: ranged weapons, particularly from the musical category.
Open World Gamer this is the proof that we are living in the matrix
People say No Country For Old Men was his most impressive performance but honestly this is up there
The hair 😂
I was thinking One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
I’m crying 😂
Actually made me laugh out loud smh
He'll yes.
An artist respects the silence, it serves as the foubdation of creativity.
The guy might be a ludicrous and tragic figure, but that quote is gorgeous.
This guy needs to be hired for the next Lord of the rings
It's kinda sad actually, as you know he's just talking about himself.
Yup
He's earned his right to say that!
Homeboy was playing Trumpet.mp4 through a speaker in the beginning, that’s why this band dude is on his case.
That’s a woman
Umm I think
Everybody gangsta till lord Farquaad starts flexing his music degree.
Damn it G not the Lord farquaad🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment
This is my motivational talk on Monday mornings
Lord Farquaad starts flexing his music degree till everybody gangsta.
@Jerry Sandusky this is a dude?
This may be Abby Lee Miller in an alternate universe😂
"He's an Angry Elf"
Damn, Lord Farquaad really let himself go.
😂😂😂
I'm dead. 💀
Mannnnnn i wish i could delete your comment 🤣🤣🤣, u a damn foo
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Lord farquad. So good
Hahaha
It sounds more like he's talking about himself rather than the artist.
Aurum TheBrave I think that’s a she idek 😂
_Expo_ that’s what I Thought💀💀💀💀💀
Exacly my Thoughts. Everything he is saying, is really just Implying how he Feels about himself, or what he has been Told. He Obviously has Endured a Tremendous amount of Stress. A very Insecure Man. I Feel Bad for the Guy.
@@cruz25617 damn that's exactly what I was going to say. Hes reflecting himself. Hes saying was he was back then and how the trumpet guy us will mever be nothing because he went from being something to nothing. Tsk tsk, very sad for the lil troll looking dude
Exactly
Imagine after all that he went 'only joking buddy, I love ya work' 😂😂
She's got a point, all these hacks think they can make racket in public places ruining perfectly good silence.
Dude built like this
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BTK Tray 🎨 this comment is a masterpiece.
If there’s a like button x2 ide do it
Underrated, as often.
Unddderrrrrattttedddd
Lmao
so this is what lord farquaad has been doing all these years
Lol
Champion comment
Lol
Legendary comment
LMAO
I just want him to say I'm walking here 😂😂😂😂
This guy should have played the Penguin in the Batman movie 🍿!!!😅
My mans just wanted to play some classy brassy and this off brand Lord Farquad tryna stop him
Lmao 😂
he does look like lord farquad
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Hi And Bye ford larquad
This is my favorite comment ever. Haha