Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage™ - *the Original Commercial

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  • Опубликовано: 15 апр 2009
  • Meet Toby Jones. He offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth for only $10.99! Want more Jones? Check out All the Jones playlist: • Jones' Big Ass Videos
    Buy Good BBQ T-Shirts: bigdogeatchild.myspreadshop.com/
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    Toby Jones Character created by Ramiro Castro Jr.
    Copyright 2005 Ramiro Castro Jr.
    Business Inquires regarding the Toby Jones Character can be sent to
    ramiro(at)bigdoegatchild(dot)com
    Jukin Media Verified (Original)
    * For licensing / permission to use, contact: licensing(at)jukinmedia(dot)com
    Video Directed by Pedro Castro
    Edited by Pedro Castro
    Shot By Mike LaRocco
    Video Concept by Pedro Castro
    Script by Ramiro Castro Jr.
    Based on the sketch by Ramiro Castro Jr.
    Music by Pedro Castro
    Video Produced by Ramiro and Pedro Castro
    Actor: Robert L. Hines
    #52 Woman: Renee Hines
    Additional Contributions by
    Jim Gainer
    Brian Fox
    Brian Skaj
    Danny O'Dwyer
    Jason Nisavic
    Special Thanks
    Justin Gainer
    James Medley
    Video, Motion Picture Copyright - Pedro Castro and Ramiro Castro Jr.
    US COPYRIGHT REGISTRATION NUMBER: AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST
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Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @cupcakequeen0617
    @cupcakequeen0617 3 года назад +8857

    This is a health inspector’s worst nightmare.

  • @thatsastick13
    @thatsastick13 3 года назад +3637

    "We'll fry Candy Bars."
    *The most American statement I've ever heard.*

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 3 года назад +33

      Fried coca cola

    • @ok5916
      @ok5916 3 года назад +79

      Scotland’s already done that

    • @wolverinefangowings
      @wolverinefangowings 3 года назад +33

      Not as American as "if it fit through the door I'll put it in the fryer"

    • @stephen3293
      @stephen3293 3 года назад +4

      They sell them here in Ireland. I haven't tried one yet. Not sure if I want to, either...

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 3 года назад +4

      @Stephen O Connor like fugu I’d try it when I’m 60+ because that would probably kill me

  • @koobzworks
    @koobzworks 11 месяцев назад +2595

    "If it fits through the door, I'll put it in the fryer" - Socrates

    • @MyHabbits
      @MyHabbits 3 месяца назад +58

      "Behold -- a fried man!" - Diogenes

    • @ladams391
      @ladams391 3 месяца назад +12

      @@MyHabbits *dumps six piece combo on the floor*

    • @rustydomino
      @rustydomino 3 месяца назад +8

      @@MyHabbits “God is fried.” Nietzsche

    • @enternlv0id
      @enternlv0id 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ladams391 lol

  • @MrShahrozzz
    @MrShahrozzz 3 месяца назад +1352

    It's been 14 years.. how is this not a worldwide franchise yet???

    • @BillRalens
      @BillRalens 3 месяца назад +38

      it is, they done took over all the starbucks locations around here. Where you been livin?

    • @Coolburger587
      @Coolburger587 3 месяца назад +7

      Didn’t this place get closed down?

    • @tonyb7748
      @tonyb7748 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Coolburger587 It was a gimmick but not in the interwebs as my dood says.

    • @y0uknowmysteez
      @y0uknowmysteez 3 месяца назад +13

      Because people like me don’t want to look at crusty ass feet as we eat

    • @Coolburger587
      @Coolburger587 3 месяца назад +6

      Ok turns out I was wrong, it was a skit

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 4 года назад +33772

    “Hell, this is a dinosaur!”

  • @dareiphobiamod525
    @dareiphobiamod525 4 года назад +6913

    "If it's friable or edible, we're gonna make it deliciousable"
    Amen.

  • @mariohuesca2589
    @mariohuesca2589 11 месяцев назад +883

    This feels like a gta comercial 🤣🤣
    And i love it

  • @catinmittens
    @catinmittens 11 месяцев назад +233

    RUclips advertisers take note, i would watch this. without skipping it at all.

  • @scrumtrellecent
    @scrumtrellecent 4 года назад +57719

    if this was a RUclips Ad, I would not skip it...

    • @biiggiecheez3658
      @biiggiecheez3658 4 года назад +553

      Lol I wish it was a RUclips ad but knowing RUclips that will never happen

    • @crypticshadow8175
      @crypticshadow8175 4 года назад +70

      It could

    • @kingconflict9022
      @kingconflict9022 4 года назад +111

      It was for like one week 2 years ago

    • @iamyourangel777
      @iamyourangel777 4 года назад +50

      That actually how I found the video a couple years ago 😂

    • @dripfranco
      @dripfranco 4 года назад +3

      I can relate to you

  • @aguyonyoutube4sure
    @aguyonyoutube4sure 4 года назад +15579

    Gordon Ramsay is crying in his house while watching this.

  • @aur0ki
    @aur0ki 2 месяца назад +77

    The fact this video is still getting new views brings me joy. I come back to this channel anytime I need a smile

    • @The_Bad_Guy.
      @The_Bad_Guy. 2 месяца назад +3

      Yep this just popped up in my recommendation after so many years and I couldn't be happier hahaha

  • @thechaossociety7453
    @thechaossociety7453 11 месяцев назад +304

    "We gonna make it deliciouable" me opening a restaurant be like

    • @NoneYuh-kg1qz
      @NoneYuh-kg1qz 3 месяца назад +1

      lmao

    • @robertoso8796
      @robertoso8796 2 месяца назад +2

      i thought that's what i heard him say but i was afraid to ask

    • @fwskylaaa
      @fwskylaaa 2 месяца назад

      You just too silly😂😂

  • @GoblinGobbler2069
    @GoblinGobbler2069 2 года назад +20938

    I swear this feels like something you’d see on adult swim

    • @adoritowithlegs6468
      @adoritowithlegs6468 2 года назад +837

      Honestly, this definitely seems like something Eric Andre would make.

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 2 года назад +83

      @@adoritowithlegs6468 oh absolutely

    • @andrewwhite1985
      @andrewwhite1985 2 года назад +274

      I can see this on rick and morty with all those weird multiverse commercials. Except it's in our universe. Lol.

    • @SuperUhohspaghettio
      @SuperUhohspaghettio 2 года назад +62

      @@andrewwhite1985 on a Inter-dimensional cable episode of Rick & Mortg 😂

    • @andrewwhite1985
      @andrewwhite1985 2 года назад +11

      @@SuperUhohspaghettio yeah lmao I couldn't remember what they called it 😂

  • @wogdog985
    @wogdog985 4 года назад +24457

    I WAS SO CRUSHED WHEN I FOUND OUT THIS WASN’T A REAL RESTAURANT/FOOT MASSAGING PLACE AAAAAAAAAAA

    • @fruitgutzz
      @fruitgutzz 4 года назад +1748

      WAIT ITS NOT REAL???

    • @PrettyPisces97
      @PrettyPisces97 4 года назад +1036

      My soul is crushed

    • @ewno121
      @ewno121 4 года назад +964

      *DAMN IT-* wait..we can make our own!

    • @wogdog985
      @wogdog985 4 года назад +510

      @ew no I SECOND THIS MOTION

    • @qmelon4263
      @qmelon4263 4 года назад +119

      oreokoiboy yes

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 5 месяцев назад +132

    It’s rare that a video sticks in my memory as well as this has

  • @docmach8794
    @docmach8794 7 месяцев назад +49

    Before we went to Iraq in 2005, we had to get our Passports done.
    On the way out of Houston, the bus was crossing an overpass and below were 2 steel containers in a "V" with a sign that read; "Monique's Transmission and Nail Emporium".
    It was so hilarious I was going to have a shirt made up with my buddies picture on it saying;
    "J.D.s Camel Rib Tips and Nail Emporium".

    • @mwright_boomer
      @mwright_boomer 2 дня назад +1

      As a native Houstonian, I can confirm this is definitely the type of fine businesses we have all over this fine town.

  • @ZeekarPRIME
    @ZeekarPRIME 5 лет назад +14702

    **Beats meat**
    "Took my money, made me pay child support*
    LMAO

    • @melon5691
      @melon5691 5 лет назад +496

      B E A T S. M E A T

    • @luoravetla
      @luoravetla 4 года назад +250

      That is actually one reaction I’d have in a divorce

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 4 года назад +150

      The beats meat part can be taken one of 2 ways

    • @rexmag9510
      @rexmag9510 4 года назад +86

      I read this out of context

    • @ryanlecours9083
      @ryanlecours9083 4 года назад +52

      There are two kinds of people in this world, people that read the comments before the video, and people that read the comments after they watch the video.

  • @camdenmcclelland618
    @camdenmcclelland618 4 года назад +8051

    “Hell this is a dinosaur”
    “We got fine dinosaur meats”
    Scientists: *start shaking*

    • @algonquin91
      @algonquin91 4 года назад +17

      come on down here and get you a slice

    • @snowboarderforlife4275
      @snowboarderforlife4275 4 года назад +16

      I love me some DINO MEAT
      fried dino meat feels better in the throat

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 4 года назад +8

      He said "hell this a dinosaur" at the exact time I read it.

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 4 года назад +1

      Camden McClelland They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

    • @randytheracer3664
      @randytheracer3664 4 года назад +1

      Camden McClelland 0:34

  • @w.w.7469
    @w.w.7469 10 месяцев назад +83

    Jones seems like an enterprising man. With the daycare and the truck storage, he must make a decent living. It's nice to see a brother make it in life.

  • @gamingio9952
    @gamingio9952 2 месяца назад +11

    14 years later they are still going. That’s amazing

  • @ChromiF
    @ChromiF 4 года назад +45474

    “If its fryable, and edible, we gonna make it delicioudable”
    -Jones 2009

    • @TheDailyEgg
      @TheDailyEgg 4 года назад +358

      *10 years later*
      Here we are

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 4 года назад +261

      We gon fry parts of the chicken you didn’t even know was friable

    • @manuelzelaya8973
      @manuelzelaya8973 4 года назад +68

      Greatest quote ever

    • @ama1434
      @ama1434 4 года назад +50

      Who got recommended ten years later

    • @TopGsBugatti
      @TopGsBugatti 4 года назад +50

      “Hell, This is a dinosaur!”

  • @wwfera00
    @wwfera00 4 года назад +12846

    He's a comedian and this is one of his characters. His name is Robert L. Hines.

    • @chunkychimp8922
      @chunkychimp8922 4 года назад +935

      Jehan Martinez you mean to tell me that I can’t get deep fried feathers and foot rubs at the same place? yeah right

    • @jabroski9096
      @jabroski9096 4 года назад +283

      So i cant get my feet rubbed and eat double fried chicken wings dipped in special sause?

    • @jesseisepic
      @jesseisepic 4 года назад +61

      Ja Broski that’s literally what that dude just said

    • @pooperscooper7545
      @pooperscooper7545 4 года назад +61

      I am happy cuz I know his name but sad I can’t get chicken from there

    • @mvrtjnpvz387
      @mvrtjnpvz387 4 года назад +11

      @@pooperscooper7545 sad i wanted a fried egg

  • @brendanlow586
    @brendanlow586 2 месяца назад +22

    Why is this popping up for me now? It’s *sheds a single tear* beautiful.

  • @Memmnoc
    @Memmnoc 2 месяца назад +15

    No idea how this showed up in my feed, but I'm so glad it did. 😂😂😂😂

  • @garythesnail8863
    @garythesnail8863 4 года назад +40037

    If this is how ads were actually like I would never skip an ad again

    • @8IL0VEMENfr
      @8IL0VEMENfr 3 года назад +263

      Oh hey Gary! Spongebob is looking for you XD

    • @Vodotix
      @Vodotix 3 года назад +72

      Some are...

    • @8IL0VEMENfr
      @8IL0VEMENfr 3 года назад +59

      @@Vodotix *good.*

    • @bigbird8592
      @bigbird8592 3 года назад +90

      0:58 dear lord is he squirting BBQ sauce on their feet lmao that’s fckin hilarious 😂

    • @bigbird8592
      @bigbird8592 3 года назад +32

      Citrus Draws guess what today I saw an ad on RUclips I thought it was 40 seconds but it turns out it was a fkin *40 minute ad* the saddest part is it took me a minutes to realize it wasn’t a 40 second ad

  • @vertex1933
    @vertex1933 7 лет назад +21197

    D E L I C I O A B L E

    • @Justice11199
      @Justice11199 7 лет назад +83

      mikeforce 04 every time I go there it is always DELICOABLE

    • @schrimple5498
      @schrimple5498 7 лет назад +16

      mikeforce 04 lololololoklolo

    • @Veinsofvelvet
      @Veinsofvelvet 7 лет назад +8

      mikeforce 04 lol

    • @intothemax2970
      @intothemax2970 7 лет назад +9

      mikeforce 04 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @psykole2595
      @psykole2595 7 лет назад +8

      OneToughCookie Your profile picture is amazing! I love it. Where can I find this wonder?

  • @CarloNyte
    @CarloNyte 3 месяца назад +17

    Every few years, I return and I always leave satisfied.

  • @JamminJoel73
    @JamminJoel73 10 месяцев назад +24

    This is the equivalent of every PBS 2000s documentary.

  • @tommy2917
    @tommy2917 4 года назад +3998

    This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

    • @straightgreat846
      @straightgreat846 4 года назад +32

      Accurate 🤣

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 4 года назад +54

      God bless America

    • @aidanlang3660
      @aidanlang3660 4 года назад +33

      This isn’t even in America
      It’s in a town called fucking near Austria
      Search it up

    • @khostqqq
      @khostqqq 4 года назад +13

      Aidan Lang Nope

    • @aidanlang3660
      @aidanlang3660 4 года назад +3

      KHost Q bruh I promise it’s real

  • @brian5o
    @brian5o Год назад +39

    How has someone NOT picked up Toby Jones as a spokesperson?
    He’s so cool and so great at his job that he could sell ice to an Inuit.

  • @alecbigler3987
    @alecbigler3987 3 месяца назад +13

    That intro was legendary

  • @jevster680
    @jevster680 4 года назад +5652

    If ads like this popped up on RUclips, I wouldn’t skip it.

  • @PapsThings
    @PapsThings 4 года назад +3342

    *gonna tell my kids this was colonel sanders*

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball 9 месяцев назад +8

    Deadass drunk as f watching these at 3 am 😆 absolute legend

  • @MANOFGODstudios
    @MANOFGODstudios Месяц назад +4

    “As long as it’s friable and edible, we gonna make it delicidable” - Jones

  • @griefingstar5065
    @griefingstar5065 4 года назад +12076

    "As long as it is friable and ediable, we are gonna make it deliciousable"
    -He is speaking the language of gods

    • @Coby23
      @Coby23 4 года назад +14

      Incognito Guy 😂😂 yooo he had me dying when he said that shit

    • @Kameruner
      @Kameruner 4 года назад +6

      What if it’s my next door neighbor?

    • @trashkent236
      @trashkent236 4 года назад +5

      Is my Feet Friable

    • @walterwhite1006
      @walterwhite1006 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @Jackal_007
      @Jackal_007 4 года назад +3

      Shut the fuck up

  • @hangman7655
    @hangman7655 5 лет назад +13542

    *Top 10 beings that can defeat Thanos*

  • @DJRayBoston
    @DJRayBoston 2 месяца назад +8

    youtube just recommended this, man i haven't seen this in FOREVER. youtube actually recommends something good, first good thing in a decade.

  • @dariog36th
    @dariog36th 10 месяцев назад +10

    I grew up in Chicago and I remember all those local commercials filmed in Hi8 video. They all looked just like this.

  • @raymondlin4014
    @raymondlin4014 4 года назад +2631

    “Took my money and made me pay child support”
    killed me XD

    • @peeplockin
      @peeplockin 4 года назад +1

      871 likes no comment?
      VISIBLE CONFUSION

    • @pizzagotburnt2183
      @pizzagotburnt2183 4 года назад

      Zepticz ...

    • @JayBlu45
      @JayBlu45 4 года назад +8

      *Motivated motivated motivated motivated motivated*

  • @beny8885
    @beny8885 4 года назад +2500

    “If it fit through the door, I’ll put it in the frier.” I’m dead.

  • @Iamunclemaine
    @Iamunclemaine 2 месяца назад +2

    I have no earthly idea how I came across this in 2024 but I'm thankful!

  • @nonenone2173
    @nonenone2173 7 месяцев назад +5

    Showed this to my dad, funniest shit we've ever seen

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 7 месяцев назад +1

      it never gets old lolol. just showed it to my lady friend and she cried laughing lolol.

  • @jamquiver7650
    @jamquiver7650 4 года назад +2880

    “Took my money, made me pay child support” - Jones 2009

    • @NestorV
      @NestorV 4 года назад +12

      LOL!!
      *wiping tears*

    • @Girard-it2wt
      @Girard-it2wt 4 года назад +20

      Motivated motivated motivated motivated

  • @jadengreen162
    @jadengreen162 4 года назад +2259

    "hell, this is a dinosaur"
    ~Toby Jones, 2009

    • @darkmultimemes7074
      @darkmultimemes7074 4 года назад +5

      F A T A S S

    • @lovehueclique
      @lovehueclique 4 года назад

      Nice joke. I think you stole it from someone else. Like a sheep 🐑.

    • @liltidbot-1963
      @liltidbot-1963 4 года назад +6

      @@lovehueclique It isn't even a joke. It's a quote bruh.

    • @bryan_z
      @bryan_z 4 года назад +1

      liltidbot - A quote that 80 percent of the idea was stolen.

    • @superluckyandroid9449
      @superluckyandroid9449 4 года назад

      @Paradox Shmaradox exactly

  • @toddjanas8983
    @toddjanas8983 8 месяцев назад +6

    The world needs you Jones. Please come back

  • @davidegiuseppe44
    @davidegiuseppe44 3 месяца назад +4

    Unlocked a memory I didn't know I had lol

  • @fatallyawesome3175
    @fatallyawesome3175 4 года назад +1713

    Posted 2009
    10 years later
    RUclips:
    *would you like to view this video*

    • @JWPSmith21
      @JWPSmith21 4 года назад +15

      Well... They weren't wrong! I was very glad I did! I've liked almost all of the random as hell recommendations they've given.

    • @W1k3dL1zrd
      @W1k3dL1zrd 4 года назад +3

      Same for me

    • @tonybalongna
      @tonybalongna 4 года назад +1

      if you didn’t know about this before then that’s a you problem

    • @Alan21Marquezavila
      @Alan21Marquezavila 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @hania746
      @hania746 4 года назад +1

      *_yes_*

  • @icycandiee6343
    @icycandiee6343 3 года назад +10415

    If this was a real commercial, I would watch this every breakfast.

  • @user-kj5pq6zb2u
    @user-kj5pq6zb2u 3 месяца назад +2

    It’s good that vine made this guy go viral but the whole video is so much funnier than the 6 second fucking clip

  • @joshuabenne1184
    @joshuabenne1184 11 месяцев назад +4

    25 million views...... and deserves at least 25 million more

  • @speakingmoistly3607
    @speakingmoistly3607 4 года назад +4222

    "If it fits through the door, I'll put in the fryer"
    *SPEECH 100*

  • @MemeSlayer
    @MemeSlayer 2 года назад +26867

    It’s been 13 years and it still gets me giggling like a child

    • @Crunchykyle
      @Crunchykyle 2 года назад +103

      I’m 13 years late :(

    • @MemeSlayer
      @MemeSlayer 2 года назад +86

      @@Crunchykyle better late than never 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mu.108
      @mu.108 2 года назад

      cause you've low IQ

    • @xzx4696
      @xzx4696 2 года назад +7

      Same lol

    • @MemeSlayer
      @MemeSlayer 2 года назад +15

      @Krish nah, I was 9 when it came out, although when it resurfaced on vine I was probably 12 or 13

  • @michawodarkiewicz371
    @michawodarkiewicz371 9 месяцев назад +11

    Came for the BBQ, stayed for the foot massage

  • @hdervish2497
    @hdervish2497 9 месяцев назад +11

    I was really sad this morning and this is the kindness the algorithm has bestowed upon me

  • @flaflaflamingo
    @flaflaflamingo 4 года назад +2352

    "If it fit through the door, I'll put it in the fryer."
    I found my senior quote

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 4 года назад +17

      Can I use it?

    • @kiri1463
      @kiri1463 3 года назад +9

      That’s perfect

    • @Wabbss
      @Wabbss 3 года назад +7

      @@Mael_Str0M i wanna use it too

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 3 года назад +30

      *HELL, THIS IS A DINOSAUR*

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 3 года назад +7

      1. Ignore my name and profile pic
      2. Absolute legend

  • @zerozone5848
    @zerozone5848 4 года назад +3240

    "As long as its fryable and edible, were gonna make it *_DeLiCiOuSaBLe."_*
    - _Jone's BBQ foot fungus_

  • @KevinP32270
    @KevinP32270 7 месяцев назад +6

    I WILL NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THIS LOLOL. my lady friend just saw it for the first time and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING lolol.

  • @straybricks
    @straybricks Месяц назад +1

    It is 2024 and this is still one of the best commercials on youtube.

  • @Johnathanlisey
    @Johnathanlisey 5 лет назад +4092

    This is the most Chicago thing I’ve seen in my life

    • @squiddy077
      @squiddy077 4 года назад +128

      Live in chicago. Can confirm

    • @marcojaramillo6833
      @marcojaramillo6833 4 года назад +41

      I am also from Chicago and this is so true lmaooo

    • @pastaman6877
      @pastaman6877 4 года назад +26

      The address I think is in Cicero, which is a town outside of Chicago. I can confirm as a Chicagoan

    • @eddie8990
      @eddie8990 4 года назад +6

      Lived in Chicago can 100% confirm

    • @jmoney5898
      @jmoney5898 4 года назад +14

      @@eddie8990 my phone number start with 708 but alot of people have 773 and 312 I live by O'Hare tho

  • @wdbros
    @wdbros 4 года назад +3771

    this is a commercial straight from a gta game, i'm not even kidding

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 2 месяца назад +4

    I can't tell if this is a parody or real and that's what makes it wonderful.

  • @ferrocha26
    @ferrocha26 4 года назад +56264

    Of course this isn't real, commercials are never this good

    • @weebly7908
      @weebly7908 4 года назад +1012

      Why is this recommended to us after TEN YEARS

    • @benidax3712
      @benidax3712 4 года назад +81

      Monric 666- your welcome 🥴🥴

    • @cookiesncreampuffzzanimations
      @cookiesncreampuffzzanimations 4 года назад +32

      Oops, 666 likes :o

    • @scottakanumba1heathen379
      @scottakanumba1heathen379 4 года назад +41

      They are on Public Access TV!

    • @StainedBrain
      @StainedBrain 4 года назад +26

      This is an actual commercial about adopting cats. 😂 It's pretty great:
      ruclips.net/video/-F_8qaQ3DD0/видео.html

  • @RonaldDScum
    @RonaldDScum 5 лет назад +4504

    Gordon Ramsay needs to go to this restaurant.

    • @DynaZ.3dsx
      @DynaZ.3dsx 5 лет назад +122

      If he does I'm gonna laugh my butt off

    • @S2Xbit
      @S2Xbit 5 лет назад +74

      @@DynaZ.3dsx where the fok is the lamp sause?

    • @rhalts2767
      @rhalts2767 5 лет назад +198

      "Finally,some good fucking food"

    • @suckurmum69
      @suckurmum69 4 года назад +42

      *Fucking delicious. 10/10.*

    • @hugsfordrugz1033
      @hugsfordrugz1033 4 года назад +16

      New from Kitchen Nightmares!

  • @ninetofiverecordings
    @ninetofiverecordings 2 месяца назад +1

    gotta come back to this every once and a while

  • @paulmann8570
    @paulmann8570 2 месяца назад +2

    Ah, the algorithm has blessed me with an oldie but a goodie.

  • @goose5922
    @goose5922 3 года назад +9250

    “Hell, this is a dinosaur”
    Worlds best quote

    • @OakTreeIsaac
      @OakTreeIsaac 3 года назад +58

      This is what got me interested in their business.

    • @chiquita8874
      @chiquita8874 3 года назад +18

      Thats right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love being entertained!!!!

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 2 года назад +1

      That sold me! 🤣

    • @amanofcultureisee8296
      @amanofcultureisee8296 2 года назад +5

      I mean, what else can the man do to entice you?! He’s got fine dinosaur meat!

    • @ericferniz168
      @ericferniz168 2 года назад

      ☠️☠️

  • @nxvii850
    @nxvii850 4 года назад +14879

    The dislikes are from people who brought things that aren’t edible to fry

    • @carelexx5231
      @carelexx5231 4 года назад +227

      "As long it fryable and edible we're gonna make it deliciousable"

    • @megawolf9695
      @megawolf9695 4 года назад +54

      vegans

    • @heyimfate4342
      @heyimfate4342 4 года назад +6

      Evil people

    • @timjbbc
      @timjbbc 4 года назад +12

      Everything is fry-able

    • @goofygoober7859
      @goofygoober7859 4 года назад +7

      It doesn’t need to be edible to fry

  • @legoushque3334
    @legoushque3334 11 месяцев назад +2

    it feels like there should be an adult swim logo something in the corner

  • @jorgelopez9637
    @jorgelopez9637 7 месяцев назад +4

    First time I’m watching this lol 2023, makes me happy so manny people laughed about this 14 years ago :)

  • @jasonswanson5770
    @jasonswanson5770 4 года назад +3835

    When im laying on my death bed ill be thinking of 3 things.
    1. My family.
    2. Former lovers.
    3. Jones bbq and foot massage.

    • @partIycIoudy
      @partIycIoudy 4 года назад +11

      SAMEEEE

    • @jasonswanson5770
      @jasonswanson5770 4 года назад +7

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 irrelevant. No jones bbq and foot massage lol.

    • @ethanmoeller-1468
      @ethanmoeller-1468 4 года назад +24

      I'll be only thinking of Jones BBQ and Foot Massage, no family. Jones my hero

    • @biggie721
      @biggie721 4 года назад +29

      No it's Jone's GOOD ASS BBQ and Foot Massage.

    • @jasonswanson5770
      @jasonswanson5770 4 года назад +6

      @@biggie721 i concede lol you are correct. It just doesnt have the same ring as the song.

  • @drewlittle1218
    @drewlittle1218 4 года назад +1788

    "As long as it friable and edible, we gon make it delishnable"
    -Jones good as barbecue and foot massage

    • @SwiftyEmpire
      @SwiftyEmpire 4 года назад +1

      Words of a true wise man

    • @azilin8717
      @azilin8717 4 года назад +2

      Why are you copying thunder chaser? He said this a week ago.

    • @Danny3000boy
      @Danny3000boy 4 года назад +1

      Azilin exactly

    • @landonmills6055
      @landonmills6055 4 года назад

      Who else eatin while watchin this

    • @drewlittle1218
      @drewlittle1218 4 года назад

      Azilin.... I'm not.. I watch the video and quoted him.. It's not like I am going to search the comment section for something I want to say.

  • @z3nithflame
    @z3nithflame Год назад +1

    My friend is currently sharing his inner thoughts with me and this is what I’m watching

  • @charliehodgson1507
    @charliehodgson1507 4 года назад +4432

    This humor is so 2019 it’s scary

    • @ernanhuerta6724
      @ernanhuerta6724 4 года назад +2

      @@rezanerman2972 ur last name

    • @noobLives
      @noobLives 4 года назад +7

      Shut up B O O M E R

    • @coolkids374
      @coolkids374 4 года назад +4

      Tri Hardcx no ones saying it wasn’t always funny, just that it was before it’s time

    • @290d
      @290d 4 года назад

      G

    • @mikehunt69
      @mikehunt69 4 года назад

      Tri Hardcx now that’s a fact my brother

  • @lizlee8715
    @lizlee8715 4 года назад +8599

    Me: *finds out that this is fake*
    Also me: *sad human noises*

    • @audreydelaughter4320
      @audreydelaughter4320 4 года назад +364

      “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

    • @jaxxii8775
      @jaxxii8775 4 года назад +51

      Just Some Plague Doctor With Internet Access *SFSHSFSJSFSU*

    • @andyc6542
      @andyc6542 4 года назад +29

      If any part of you thought this was serious then you really need to reassess your life pal..

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 года назад +54

      Joshua Lee its fake?! I thought it was real :C

    • @oddmrtreeman2597
      @oddmrtreeman2597 4 года назад +7

      Ozone same

  • @donaldpeterson590
    @donaldpeterson590 2 месяца назад +1

    I absolutely LOVE this. This is one of the funniest bits in the history of recorded video!

  • @johnpratt8502
    @johnpratt8502 7 месяцев назад +5

    i'm not sure why and idk if anyone else agrees but the way he says "you better come down here get summa this shi-" was one of the funniest things my 19 year old self had ever heard

  • @water8258
    @water8258 4 года назад +5635

    if this was a real restaurant, mcdonald’s would be out of business

    • @kamamara1332
      @kamamara1332 4 года назад +34

      it is lol

    • @exilityclappz4745
      @exilityclappz4745 4 года назад +4

      NO CAP

    • @finneganperry8564
      @finneganperry8564 4 года назад +4

      R/woooosh

    • @miguelr3135
      @miguelr3135 4 года назад +2

      @Kayla Chung woooosh

    • @viosu
      @viosu 4 года назад +17

      lmao when I took a trip to visit the rest of my family in Chicago, we looked it up, and, yes, it is a real place. We looked at the menu for fun lol

  • @Rowan-jk9yx
    @Rowan-jk9yx 3 года назад +10187

    Whoever disliked this is just jealous that they don’t get jones barbecue and foot massage

    • @carterchampigny7561
      @carterchampigny7561 3 года назад +118

      the only reason i disliked the video...is fact indeed because i did not receive jones's BBQ or a foot massage

    • @zerotwosixty3814
      @zerotwosixty3814 3 года назад +8

      200th liker!

    • @Rowan-jk9yx
      @Rowan-jk9yx 3 года назад +12

      Kabir THANKS SO MUCH!!!! and thanks to all of y’all who liked, y’all are beasts

    • @zerotwosixty3814
      @zerotwosixty3814 3 года назад +3

      @@Rowan-jk9yx Y-your welcome?

    • @Rowan-jk9yx
      @Rowan-jk9yx 3 года назад +4

      Kabir you were the 200th liker

  • @edwindrake4777
    @edwindrake4777 Месяц назад +1

    This comes up on my feed like once or twice a year and I love it every time. 🤣

  • @Fugitive685
    @Fugitive685 3 месяца назад +3

    Imma call the number right now.

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s not available );

    • @littlemacisunderrated412
      @littlemacisunderrated412 3 месяца назад

      @@Fugitive685 you can still call Jones CHEAP ASS prepaid lawyer and daycare service

  • @LuisHernandez-uq8rd
    @LuisHernandez-uq8rd 4 года назад +726

    Why does RUclips recommend my this Masterpiece 10 years later

  • @kazooman6651
    @kazooman6651 5 лет назад +6686

    As long as its friable, edible, we'll make it deliciousable
    *I'll take it*

  • @Shizbam
    @Shizbam 4 месяца назад

    Still come back to this video, amazing stuff

  • @basicbeefanomicsYT
    @basicbeefanomicsYT Год назад +4

    this is one of the greatest sales pitches I've ever heard in my entire life.

  • @flour5070
    @flour5070 4 года назад +2627

    “Hell, this is a dinosaur.”
    Seems legit.

    • @authenticNL2
      @authenticNL2 4 года назад +6

      AuthenticGarbage oh my god it’s my long lost cousin

    • @WELDEDMIND
      @WELDEDMIND 4 года назад +2

      AuthenticGarbage 1k like

    • @Zenendos
      @Zenendos 4 года назад

      AuthenticGarbage Dead meme

    • @1krazyking
      @1krazyking 4 года назад

      Sa.savanna?

    • @flour5070
      @flour5070 4 года назад

      @@authenticNL2 proud to be related to you

  • @fawllex9667
    @fawllex9667 4 года назад +23083

    *" as long as its friable, edible, we'll make it D E L I C I O U A B L E"*
    *SPEECH 100*

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 4 года назад +74

      yes

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 4 года назад +67

      That got me too lolol

    • @jacksasmrchannel6132
      @jacksasmrchannel6132 4 года назад +10

      I pegasus I 1 thousand like

    • @fawllex9667
      @fawllex9667 4 года назад +10

      Ah nvm now its almost 10k.....
      Awesome!

    • @muffinland8660
      @muffinland8660 4 года назад +42

      I like how he went from "as long as it's edible" to "if it fits through the door."

  • @calebpike2580
    @calebpike2580 Месяц назад

    It’s been 14 years?!?!? And it’s still my favorite video!

  • @jamesvedder1143
    @jamesvedder1143 11 месяцев назад +3

    This video may be 14 years old but 0:53 you can see a sauce bottle that says foot and I just now noticed and it made me chuckle for a good 5 minutes before I was able to type this

  • @neterolovesyou.5869
    @neterolovesyou.5869 4 года назад +3843

    If this was a real business every other fast food chain would close in like 1 week.

  • @Cryros_sphere
    @Cryros_sphere 5 лет назад +2600

    *hell this is a dinosaur*

  • @19boulder11
    @19boulder11 Год назад +2

    A BBQ place advertising they will fry anything you want? So much humor in this commercial.

  • @gabbylopez9091
    @gabbylopez9091 10 месяцев назад +13

    I just found this commercial and it's freaking hilarious! I think I need a new spleen cause I think mine burst from laughing so hard!

  • @rayhanyusuf5121
    @rayhanyusuf5121 3 года назад +7175

    “If it fits through the door, I’ll put it in the fryer” 😂😂😂

  • @istolethispfpsorry485
    @istolethispfpsorry485 2 года назад +5909

    You don't know how disappointed I am to find out this isn't a real place.

    • @ulmer831
      @ulmer831 2 года назад +98

      It is tho

    • @alexmcc-art7768
      @alexmcc-art7768 2 года назад +514

      Fuck, next you'll be saying there's no Santa.

    • @Zecxrity
      @Zecxrity 2 года назад +40

      @@ulmer831 I don't think it is a real place

    • @ulmer831
      @ulmer831 2 года назад +378

      @@Zecxrity i looked it up and there's an actual location in Washington, but I think it got shut down. When I checked the website it said they aren't doing anymore ads

    • @asap8704
      @asap8704 2 года назад +58

      @@ulmer831 well fuck! 😞

  • @cotton569
    @cotton569 7 месяцев назад +2

    I never realized it was near my old house, literally lived like 15 blocks or so from it lmao .

  • @FizzyK-45
    @FizzyK-45 5 месяцев назад +3

    I still say "edible, fryable, and deliciousable" everytime I try to cook smt, and it's because of this video. 😂

  • @nathanly3980
    @nathanly3980 4 года назад +1667

    “We’ll fry parts of the chicken you didn’t even know were fryable.”

    • @versuliu1424
      @versuliu1424 4 года назад +7

      yep thats what he said

    • @enzocoronel117
      @enzocoronel117 4 года назад

      @@versuliu1424 r/woooosh

    • @versuliu1424
      @versuliu1424 4 года назад +8

      @@enzocoronel117 ?

    • @versuliu1424
      @versuliu1424 4 года назад +6

      @@enzocoronel117 im making fun of them for just commenting a quote from the video. r/whoosh is for ppl who dont get jokes

    • @versuliu1424
      @versuliu1424 4 года назад +4

      @@enzocoronel117 r/whooooooosh

  • @vxxiii4160
    @vxxiii4160 2 года назад +2790

    "Owner / Chef / Feet expert"
    This man has too much power

    • @wallcity318
      @wallcity318 2 года назад +23

      No 1 man should have all that power

    • @b13stl1ama6
      @b13stl1ama6 2 года назад +12

      At the end he also takes the orders "did you hear me say order 51?"

    • @Webb_Studios
      @Webb_Studios 2 года назад +18

      He also can take care of children, is a lawyer, and owns a truck storage facility
      He’s too powerful!

    • @jaredpela74
      @jaredpela74 2 года назад +4

      with great power, comes great responsibility

    • @foiledits
      @foiledits 2 года назад +5

      its spiraling out of control

  • @matsbjrnvik5744
    @matsbjrnvik5744 4 месяца назад +6

    Who’s here in 24??