Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2012
- Vermin Supreme At the Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum. Forget The Phony, Vote For The Pony: bit.ly/zlqK3a
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Imagine being a dead serious politician and you have to sit next to him in an interview
and having him stand up and dump sand all over you while shouting "wooooooo!! He's turning gay!!!" bloody hell
I would quit, he wins
are you saying Vermin isn't dead serious? look at him
You basically just said imagine being somebody with self interests only, who make money off jeopardising normal every day families so they can get richer and richer sitting next to somebody like him
This is a dead serious politician
Man, I remember when everyone thought he was a joke who had no chance, but boy was 2032 a wild year
Wait one second--
He'll be dead then u stoopid
You are not from 2032 you are from a under water utopia in the 1940s and 1950s. Nice try!
@@orange3023 Nah bruh, he *is* From 2032, thanks to the zombie energy they can power the time machines
What‘s up with 2032?
He is correct: Less than 0.6% of Americans have ponies.
A whole new pony economy!😅
What is the exchange rate between ponies and kidneys in current economy?🤔
@@SzaraSzarancza Lettuce
@@thorns3559 Idead
He has a point, man. The party I disagree with doesn’t like ponies, and I think that’s a serious problem, which we’ll be passing down to the next generation of Americans. Vote against the anti-pony bill!
12 years later and this is indestinguishable from modern politics.
Nah, this is much more honest and transparent, it sticks out very obviously
It is distinguishable, because this was obvious satire 12 years ago. In the age of Trumpism we've moved beyond parody
@@emporioalnino4670define Trumpism
@@Ctacobell“Wall is big then Wall is good“ he said that to me when we met on tinder
Go to north korea bud@@emporioalnino4670
"I am a friendly fascist, and a tyrant you should trust."
Hey, at least he's honest.
he's honest
Boi if i was american ima vote for him
he’s honest
Hes the leader we need, but not the one we deserve
he is parodying the nature of politicians and the state, perfectly.
“I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make” now this is a man I can get behind
Bet i know your candidate in 2020
@@isaiahbaker3597 what r u talking about, we still dont know which democrat will lie to win yet.
Isaiah Moorehead which one? Beta? Joe? Pelosi? Bernie?
@@marekctvrty all politicians lie not just the left, if you'd just look up divide and conquer you'd see politics are just a distraction to keep the people more focused on fighting one another rather then having the people question their government
@@morrisonpez6830 yeah money talks not your useless vote
We still need this man. As a people.
We definitely do.
Facts
Hell yes.
He’s still running!
I think about him every election season. In absolute reverence of course.
"He's turning gay!" lol probably one of the more underrated parts of this video.
Gay is a strong word
more like could care less.
@@user-su5uf5yv1w it was funny because the politician he did that to was homophobic
What is his name? The politician you are referring to. @@eps-nx8zg
@@eps-nx8zgI figured there was something like that behind it... warms my cockles to see it 😊😂
@@user-su5uf5yv1wwot
I just realised that he was not wearing a wizard cap, but a upside down boot
Your powers of deduction are outstanding.
Ngl i didnt even notice til i read your comment 😂
Thats how Wizard caps look tho
OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD 😲
I laughed so hard at your comment idk why I laughed so hard LOL
The only person to run for President who told the truth “I do not intend to keep any of my promises”
Willy Wonky “a vote for me is a vote completely thrown away”. This man is even giving disclaimers regarding his votes, classy
He makes most politicians look like retards lol
Keep huffing paint Willy... I bet your not even American. He’s running as satire to show how effed the democratic elections are and how desperate they are. (Correction) he’s the only democrat candidate to tell the truth. Trump says nothing but facts and truth. Otherwise he’d be impeached by now. Keep watching CNN and drinking Diet Coke/Pepsi you inbred. We can tell you eat your toothpaste like it’s gas station sour candy. PS when he’s talking about zombies he’s talking about people like you.... I WANT YOU TO FIND A SOUL. I feel bad for you
Kyle Gatzke Satire really, I hadn’t fucking noticed Einstein.....
It’s like poetry....... the way he moves so fast...... to take the piss.....
Thanks for your help though..... awfully kind...... now fuck off......
globalclimate_gc _ sorry but not sorry, people who say all politicians lie... yeah maybe because shallow minds vote in shallow people to office... you get what you vote for. I’m just glad we have a person who gets stuff DONE, is truthful, and doesn’t sit on his thumb sideways like every dem. President and/ or candidate. And the climate change thing I partially agree with. Everyone knows there are better ways to get fuel. It’s just the gas giants make too much money and will do anything to keep it coming. Heck, I’m from CT and a guy on my old road was a self made engineer. Built his own cars in his garage that ran from water, solar, and fuel-recycling engines that run themselves. It isn’t the president of the usa suppressing things like clean energy. It’s a global effort to cover up things like new enviro-tech. It’s evil yes. But at the same time, American states could have the cleanest energy in the world. Doesn’t mean China and Russia will follow us like sheep. They will just do their own thing and pollute anyways. Only as strong as the weakest link
"yeah so this is my plug, he's pretty chill when you get to know him"
I'm pretty sure he's actually smoked weed on a live stream, so this works even better
“Oh and one more thing”
**pulls out gun**
"How about one joke Murray" 🤣
LOL
Budd Dwyer already used this idea
@@Collector123k”Another”
@@joshgiesbrecht indeed
I feel like he's just validating how ridiculous politicians sound.
Emma Nelson u don’t get a fuckin free pony now.
He almost made liberals sound like they actually aren't idiots....almost
That’s actually the point. His whole campaign was satirical
@@PuadafaProductions Bummer.
That's the point. He's holding up a mirror to politics and showing what it really is.
"Remember that a vote for me is a vote that's completely wasted"
@Brandon P Little Brandon
r/ihavereddit
r/itswoooooshwith4os
And you're the one getting wooooshed since you didn't get vermin supreme's joke
@Brandon P no no, he has a point
Brandon P LOOOOL WOOSH IDIOT!! XD XD LOLOLOL UR SO DUMB U GOT WOOOOOSHED!! DATS THE NOISE THE JOKE MAKES WHEN IT GOES OVER UR HEEEEEAAAADDDD XD XD XD
Shut up
Thrown away
Brandon P we live in a win or take all system. Voting for a 3rd party is a literal waste of a vote.!
I love that the camera operator keeps trying to make sure Vermin's entire boot is in the shot.
anyone realizes he's acutally morsecoding "dumbasses" with his eyes while he's speaking. Legend.
Is he actually? I can't tell if you're joking
@@plebiainhe’s morsecoding “gullible” with his eyes as well
What?
@@Rimmsolin Yeah no you can look it up he actually says gullible
Bro what
old man with satisfying voice and a boot on his head runs for president
And turns homophobic man gay with glitter because god told him too
@@plumqueen7836
How is it homophobic to turn an other man gay? Jesus told him to.
@Haze The Space Commie this man has literal hentai as his pfp
He'd have my vote
@@popespalace823 Read more carefully
He's reaching levels of satire that shouldn't be possible
I... I know. How is... just... (military grade satire meter hidden below the pentagon goes up in a mushroom cloud and devastates the Capitol). Ooooo!
@@TheEphemeralMammal
😂cant be well defined than this
Me
Scientists have just confirmed this man is producing too high of a level of satire it’s defying physics biology and quantum theory we have cracked the universe
Gnome
He’s blinking out a distress call.
I have been alone 28-29 year's I'm fine.
@@user-su5uf5yv1wwot
This man has spoken to me 12 years later, we need him in office now.
He reins every year. You could vote for him in this election if you wanted.
Wait he does that’s cool
This dude was ahead of his time, these days he could get elected simply on the meme potential alone.
Joshua Haynes HE IS RUNNING IN 2020 AS A LIBERTARIAN
He supports yang
I’d say in a few years yes
Eugene Harold 'Armor Abs' Krabs damm what an idiot
Imagine he actually gets in office
This guy ran for president just to shitpost
Biggest madlad of all time
Been running for president for the last 30 years just to shitpost lol
I kinda want him to be our president I think it would be funny
He just won the first libertarian primary.
PIP. Ew
Zach B. He’s done one good thing, he made eating dog and cat meat illegal, that’s about it in my opinion.
“Just that one… tha-that’s enough.”
the fact he is taken so seriously is fantastic.
When your custom character is in a cutscene
This is so accurate
The perfect caption fr
r/rareinsults but it has no insults
@Crynaotlod go to hell
@Crynaotlod shut the fuck up kremlinbot
Finally, a man of culture running for president
lily lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I got scared I thought I posted here lol
Your Insecurity why would you be scared? Are you afraid that leftist cancel culture mobs will dox you and harass you As a racist and a bigot
@@beanscornbread1381 w o t
@@beanscornbread1381 It is I! Evil leftest of warrior here to cancel you! You were right to fear my wrath and I am pleased to see my reputation precedes me! mahahahahahahahahah
why his voice is oddly calming???
2024
Make Vermin Supreme Again.
This comment is painfully underrated. 😂
I love how serious everyone is, how he rolls off these puns with such a straight face.
*Gingivitis!*
That's because he is serious about it.
@@myfatherisapenguin4604 Uh, no he isn't. He made quite a few jokes relating to him taking over our lives, that isn't being serious unless he's batshit insane
@@kegangardner8714 in fact, he is especially serious about taking over our lives. That's exactly why he wants to give everyone a free pony. They are mind controling ponies.
@@myfatherisapenguin4604 Yeahhh, sure.. You're delusional.
The satire is so deep I can’t tell if this guy is brilliant or insane and that’s the best part
I am pretty sure its both
Insanely brilliant
NucaCola Oh Yeah, his IQ is the same as everyone in the room added up......
They aren't mutually exclusive (I think that's how you say it right?)
4:30
I love this guy. He's straight out of a cartoon but he's so serious. If this guy was president the country might be totally fucked but at least it would be funny af
The political machine can run the country and tell the president what to sign. In other words, this guy being president would make no difference to anything.
@@patinho5589 Nobody can force the president to sign anything lol. You don't know how the government works
tbh that last part already applies to our last 2 presidents
he's just not breaking character, its a pretty good rehearsed speech, with a stump speech and answers to "free ponies" platform
@@linchet True our country's gonna be pretty fucked no matter who gets elected this year, it might as well be someone funny
This guy is an absolute gem, those puns hit hard
They can't give him the boot, because he already has it.
Good one
😂😂😂
You won the comments.
Someone please explain
I don't get it :(
@@bebekdragon7604 they cant give him the boot (which means GET OUT) because he already has a boot on his head lol 😊
Why is this man more articulate than 80% of America's politicians
Try 100%
because he wasn't created in a test tube maybe?
@@Zaitekno no he was made in a Wellington boot 😂
Votepedro2028.us
because he's not lying
Spectacular closing statement.
12 years later I'd still give him my vote. I want the pony.
What? He didn't get elected? So explain to me how I wound up up to my armpits in ponies???
'Cause you're a barn manager, maybe?
Oh.. Yeah, I guess that might explain it.
shitpost level: immortal
Lmfao
I think this is the highest shitposter rank you can achieve.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
language!!
its one of those shitposts which is shit and by saying shit I mean really shit and not funny. It is one of those attempts to be uber genius cringe and failing miserably. Its a shitpost not worthy of a shitpost. It is shit.
When your custom character appears in a cutscene
😂😂👌🏿👍🏼👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏾👍🏽👍🏽
Testament that made me laugh lol
One wild boi!
Lol, spot on!
this is so true lmfao
We need this man now more than ever
Dude gave his mother his kidney. He is already far ahead of all the other candidates moral wise
He's this lively without a kidney? Them others are incoherent while this guy is clear and honest and he's not even working on a full set of organs. The united states are crazy.
Love him or hate him, he's spittin' straight facts
@Connor M. why care about some dumb oil when you got your own Pony
@@pawsdfgg9238 Screw Andrew Yang
I want a free pony not money.
Izaiah Coronado And spittin’ straight mouthwash in order to cleanse America’s smile
@@sisckogames2305 build a rich pony over mexico
WHO HATES HIM???
Not only is he insanely clever but an amazingly good public speaker, he not only memorized these brilliant lines but he nails the delivery
James
Clever? Sure, he knows how to give a speech but have you seen him? Lol
Too bad he look crazy
@@madjaster9620 r/woooosh
Puffy VALCANO It definitely wasn’t a joke
@@heckinhacker8835 what do you mean crazy, he looks as what he is, perfect.
I feel like no one ever actually watches to the end, he’s an absolute menace and I love it. Imagine sprinkling fairy dust on an actual politician, and saying that you’re turning him gay 😂😂😂
Goated
@@Bob-to5bb he is truly based and wizard-pilled
Imagine doing that in todays society of full grown pu55ies 😂😂😂
He’s probably end up in jail, or murdered by a transexual “identifying” as a vigilante
Glorious.
When u accidentally fall down the wrong rabbit hole but find gold at the bottom
“I have no intention on fulfilling any promises” well at least he’s honest lol
Its not that he is being honest, he just recognizes that politicians who usually run for president, will never intend on fulfilling the promises they make to people who are so blindly manipulated by their big smart words and how god believes specifically in them and THEN their country that good things will come. Unfortunately because people don’t actually look behind the curtain that politicians keep closed, these people end up voting for the very wrong person, and then shower shit posts and hissy fits about how the candidate who will ACTUALLY get stuff done like he says for the country and ends up fixing the economy and that lovely trillions of dollars debt Obama gladly help made possible. If not that than this guy ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Joshua Spangenberg “I have no intention on fulfilling any promises”
Joshua Spangenberg because they’re puppets they are told what to do even trump none of them run the country
Given it's politics it's more redundancy than honesty.
This man is a genius he’s acting like an idiot to show politicians are stupid we should all vote for him 2020
He manages to stay so serious
I know! Even when he is making all of those teeth puns
+F sockey2003 25 years of practice makes perfect, but I've seen him crack a smile before, slip up a few times... laugh his ass off hysterically. LOL
You don't take teeth seriously? Time for your salivation.
He is serious 😐
+Max Dmytriyev he is serious
his boot is actually hiding his gigantic brain i think
I needed this speech to smile a little more
This guy wears a boot on his head to hide his big brain
@Andrew Moore weed is great
Wait, that's an actual boot?!
He's ki adi mundi
His brain doesn’t grow outwards it grows upwards
He has some big brain Sheen shit under that boot
The most honest presidential candidate ever.
Its sad because it’s true
Damm, thats true.
What about trump
JoeRingo118
Donald Trump actually IS the most honest US President you will ever see.
"remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away"
i love how everybody is getting recommended this gem now
what a whimsical fella
I love how he starts off with “Gingivitis has been plaguing the gum line of our nation forever now”
*Free ponies for all Americans!*
A great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyes.
He usually carries a huge toothbrush too.
Should have used the term "public health crisis" since that's what angry conservatives use to describe anything they don't like in this world.
He’s basically calling attention to how ridiculous politicians sound
Really?
@@lawrencemorkeberg8371 no
@@jeremiahfyan Oh thank God! For a minute I thought politics was a joke.
@@lawrencemorkeberg8371 politicians are THE ONLY REASON LIFE EVEN EXISTS. Some of these ppl are so ignorant 🙄
Jeremiah Fyan tard what?
This is the most I've been entertained and locked in watching anything political related and I'm here for it.
We need him more than ever
The funniest thing is he's a lot more articulate and well-spoken than many of those running for office yet he wears a boot on his head
Brock yeah it really shows the true character of Our politicians almost better than any argument
Lol Donald Trump and his 8-year old vocabulary
Fake news
Rushdi Rosli every politician talks like an 8 yo
Sadly, he’s more logical and articulate than Joe Biden-and I’m not even joking.
“I’m a tyrant that you should trust”
I trust him more than the Clintons.
Yes your friendly neighborhood tyrant
At least he's straight up and honest about it, he gets my vote
"And i have no intention of keeping any of my promises."
Kuzoroar hey man. I think we need to splice DNA to make flying monkeys to act as tooth fairies. Imagine your kid waking up to that.
There is no such thing as a free pony, only a pony somebody else pays for.
it's free
Nah its free man
It is fine, we will solve the Pony crisis - and make Mexico pay for it
I am truly inspired, even now, by this man’s platform.
when we switch to a pony-based economy
Now that's a green new deal
sam hyde's trash based economy is far superior
Forget cars & transit buses, I'm gonna ride Rainbow Dash to get around in a fraction of the time & at no cost or pollution!
AOC should be his running mate!
AOC isn't into methane gas though.
“I am a friendly fascist. A tyrant who you should trust.”
*Runs as a Libertarian*
And wins in 2 states.
Grade A satire there with hoe many fascists call themselves libertarians.
@@dynamicworlds1 fascists these days call themselves antifa.
Cyphlix so true
@@Cyphlix and how did I know you'd be subbed to at least one full out Nazi?
You loosers are so pathetically predictable.
There’s actually a level of genius behind this whole bit
i revisit this video every few years. bring him back.
If you listen to him without actually paying attention then he sounds like any other politician
4:40
He sounds far better than any other politician if you don't pay attention to the content of what he's saying lmao
Grrumakemeangry holy shit that reply has me crying
@@grrumakemeangry you proved my point perfectly
A=b
He’s not the president we want, but the president we need
He’s the president I want. Actually I want him to own the world
no hes defenetly the president we want
The president we deserve
after Trump.. nothing less than this will do..
no other current Candidate will be of any interest to voters..
they'll need someone even crazier than the current Psychopath POTUS to beat him..
this guy fits the bill!!!
hes the president i wantt
He’s still going, by the way.
Jokes aside, he is very well spoken.
Extremely
Certainly, no one can deny that this man is of the highest and most sophisticated society, and was born into one of the wealthiest and most refined families of the North American nobility. His father provided him with the finest classical education, and hired French and British tutors to assist his intellectually prodigious son in his studies of Latin, Greek, Euclidean Geometry, Natural Philosophy, and the rudiments of Aristotelian rhetoric and logic, which would later prove to be tremendously useful someday to this extraordinary gifted boy, who eventually became one of the greatest rulers in human history. His name was Vermin Supreme, and he was the 77th King of the Verminian North American Empire.
@@user-xp4jr1mq8t damn, shit hits different Search Results
🙏 ☝️
You should listen to him talk seriously. He acts like this just to make fun of politicians but his serious side is amazing.
Seriously, have all of you brushed your teeth today?
*I am a tyrant that you should trust*
Tut Tut Child - Power Fracture
A friendly faciest
@@levi2408, Fascist*
I fully trust him, I leant him my boot afterall.
*a vote for vermin supreme is a vote thrown away*
i thought that was a wizzard hat but it's some majestic boot.
Truly whimsical.
He's more coherent than Biden and less crazy than Trump.
It's sad but true
I like how the questioners take him seriously enough to actually ask him about his policies.
Randy Marsh stfu no he wouldn’t
@Randy Marsh nobody could defeat Vermin
@Randy Marsh impossible
@Randy Marsh thats exactly why trump cant defeat him, he doesnt care enough for trumps insults to have any effect.
@Randy Marsh The guy is clearly just a troll though so serious insults dont apply, and criticizing his ridiculous policies doesnt work either. Because he doesnt believe them himself clearly
He gave up a kidney, Now he only has two left
😂
On god
Many people have 3. They just don't know
@@michaelsedgley3236
Wait what ?
@@pokerface4 yeah it's pretty common. Google it.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life
This is what Jreg is gonna be like when he's like 60 lmao
Sounds like something straight from a GTA radio station
AppleRain 🤣🤣🤣 for real
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Was searching for this comment
please dont give politicians references for where to find debate material..
.....on the other hand.. life would be much funnier!!!
I like you
everyone: politician
this man, an intellectual : friendly facist
Friendly neighborhood fascist
IDK anymore friendly feeling full neighborhood fascist
Well as long as hes friendly.
He is wearing a boot on his head
@@nickgur1409 its to hide his galaxy brain
Strong teeth for a strong America!
How did it take me 12yrs to find this man? My life is finally complete!
Smartest guy in the room
For sure
Why do you think you're the smartest guy in the room?!
by far
Ah a name that I haven’t seen in a awhile
@@CryTwink Because the bar is set really low, and he seems to be faking his stupidity.
He did not smile once, was he serious cause I would vote.
Yyyyyyessssssssss
He did smirk a little lol.
I HAVE voted for Mr. Supreme, "a vote wasted."
@@thequeenofnod7338 gotta get a friendly impression on the people
@@naturalnashuan more like a vote closer to getting everyone unicorns
he would make a far better candidate than any this year
He’s back!
He's more transparent, honest, and trustworthy than all other politicians
Nice pfp
@@SofaKingStupid thanks
Moron
You aint wrong
Reminds me of Gil Fulbright
I love how the camera is angled to show his entire hat
is his hat a rubber boot
@@HammsterMusic yes, yes it is.
John thank you, we hadn’t noticed.
Wertsir do you know the brand snd model if his rubber boot hat
It is to show za Warudo how big his brain is
I can’t look away
A moral and oral decay in spirit and incisive
*“Vote early, vote often, and remember- a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.”*
~Vermin Supreme 2012
“Everyone gets a pony”
I read this as he said it
I would definitely vote for him
Better than voting for our shitty current presidents
EsTheAy at least he’s honest about it lmao
This is the most extreme level of satire I have ever seen
Eric Andre literally breaks his own bones for satire.
@@muffinman1157 Eric has his own studio with celebrities being invited. Vermin is running a presidential election against real politicians in front if people whose jobs are to take him seriously and ask him questions. Vermin Supreme and Eric Andre are both geniuses.
Then you don't know the German party Die Partei
I wonder if this might be an unironic expression of postmodernism.
@@Bikewithlove There is no unironic expression of postmodernism.
I can't get over how such a great speaker he actually is
Holy shit these videos won't leave me alone and I'm not complaining
Depression would be illegal if he became president
Oh shoot😐
No one will even think of depression because America will have infinite power, free ponies, infinite jobs what else do you want guys.
So would gingivitis.
@first last No-one would be depressed, because of his epic way of doing things.
Mandatory ponies? That you take everywhere? Even to work? There will be no depression.
As much as this guy is joking, he is surprisingly well spoken
Nicholas Haynes We’re too used to Trump 🙄🙄
Nicholas Hayne is he really joking?
Great radio voice.
@jordansusi123 every speech is more articulate than any of greta thunbergs
Rushdi Rosli it’s not that real dude
I can't believe this gem went over 10 years under my radar, lmao
Alright, alright. If Vermin runs again this year I guess I'll actually vote this time.
i'm convinced that this is just dumbledore on acid
Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind lmao
This is dumbledore on DMT
vic I’m cackling
so in another words. just Dumbledore.
Why did you steal my name
I unironically wish this guy was president.
Well that’s a 12 year old yikes
@New Phone Who dis Who you calling a 12 year old when your ass still says “yIkEs”
@@myrusEW ok boomer
@@myrusEW ok boomer
I trust this man with my life
He is highlighting the hypocrisy of the system. Good for him!
He is the best choice
This guy is less of a clown than most modern day politicans
Lmao truth
His voice is so interesting
Facts
What do you mean modern-day this happened not too long ago which is modern-day you idiot politicians are exactly the same nothing has changed in 8 years lmfao. At least politicians themselves are the same.
I want a pony so next time he runs I’ll vote for him