Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @yoeteroni863
    @yoeteroni863 5 лет назад +13124

    He's reaching levels of satire that shouldn't be possible

    • @TheEphemeralMammal
      @TheEphemeralMammal 4 года назад +120

      I... I know. How is... just... (military grade satire meter hidden below the pentagon goes up in a mushroom cloud and devastates the Capitol). Ooooo!

    • @hero9402
      @hero9402 4 года назад +13

      @@TheEphemeralMammal
      😂cant be well defined than this

    • @AsianSatire
      @AsianSatire 4 года назад +4

      Me

    • @insertname7750
      @insertname7750 4 года назад +48

      Scientists have just confirmed this man is producing too high of a level of satire it’s defying physics biology and quantum theory we have cracked the universe

    • @daffymax8456
      @daffymax8456 4 года назад +7

      Gnome

  • @kesoman69-82
    @kesoman69-82 5 лет назад +35952

    old man with satisfying voice and a boot on his head runs for president

    • @plumqueen7836
      @plumqueen7836 5 лет назад +631

      And turns homophobic man gay with glitter because god told him too

    • @popespalace823
      @popespalace823 5 лет назад +50

      @@plumqueen7836
      How is it homophobic to turn an other man gay? Jesus told him to.

    • @exxpired6521
      @exxpired6521 5 лет назад +66

      @Haze The Space Commie this man has literal hentai as his pfp

    • @JG-on2wx
      @JG-on2wx 5 лет назад +21

      He'd have my vote

    • @austincramer8648
      @austincramer8648 5 лет назад +58

      @@popespalace823 Read more carefully

  • @wurzeleule
    @wurzeleule 5 лет назад +32352

    Imagine being a dead serious politician and you have to sit next to him in an interview

    • @EvanMatthews86
      @EvanMatthews86 5 лет назад +1979

      and having him stand up and dump sand all over you while shouting "wooooooo!! He's turning gay!!!" bloody hell

    • @chronically_dead
      @chronically_dead 5 лет назад +909

      I would quit, he wins

    • @frickfrackfrog
      @frickfrackfrog 5 лет назад +1073

      are you saying Vermin isn't dead serious? look at him

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue 5 лет назад +251

      You basically just said imagine being somebody with self interests only, who make money off jeopardising normal every day families so they can get richer and richer sitting next to somebody like him

    • @VenomSnake420
      @VenomSnake420 5 лет назад +153

      This is a dead serious politician

  • @ChesterRGC
    @ChesterRGC 7 месяцев назад +8309

    i just learned that this man has run in every presidential election since 1992. 💀

    • @leveler74R
      @leveler74R 5 месяцев назад +400

      Is he still doing it today?

    • @quicksilver9751
      @quicksilver9751 5 месяцев назад +466

      ​@@leveler74R yes!

    • @leveler74R
      @leveler74R 5 месяцев назад +163

      @@quicksilver9751 hahahah, that’s great lol

    • @Malphas38th
      @Malphas38th 5 месяцев назад +282

      God I hope he wins

    • @Dead2SanTa
      @Dead2SanTa 5 месяцев назад +53

      Brother can turn to the woke and win someday

  • @glassboxfish
    @glassboxfish 5 лет назад +9725

    “I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make” now this is a man I can get behind

    • @isaiahbaker3597
      @isaiahbaker3597 5 лет назад +62

      Bet i know your candidate in 2020

    • @marekctvrty
      @marekctvrty 5 лет назад +97

      @@isaiahbaker3597 what r u talking about, we still dont know which democrat will lie to win yet.

    • @nota4688
      @nota4688 5 лет назад +16

      Isaiah Moorehead which one? Beta? Joe? Pelosi? Bernie?

    • @morrisonpez6830
      @morrisonpez6830 5 лет назад +97

      @@marekctvrty all politicians lie not just the left, if you'd just look up divide and conquer you'd see politics are just a distraction to keep the people more focused on fighting one another rather then having the people question their government

    • @aliceakosota797
      @aliceakosota797 5 лет назад +12

      @@morrisonpez6830 yeah money talks not your useless vote

  • @huangxinyue739
    @huangxinyue739 5 лет назад +21825

    I just realised that he was not wearing a wizard cap, but a upside down boot

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 5 лет назад +1120

      Your powers of deduction are outstanding.

    • @JoelHeidrich
      @JoelHeidrich 5 лет назад +430

      Ngl i didnt even notice til i read your comment 😂

    • @Marcos_P_F
      @Marcos_P_F 5 лет назад +202

      Thats how Wizard caps look tho

    • @andidimarco3820
      @andidimarco3820 5 лет назад +54

      OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD 😲

    • @jburnaquatic
      @jburnaquatic 5 лет назад +52

      I laughed so hard at your comment idk why I laughed so hard LOL

  • @furiousape7717
    @furiousape7717 4 года назад +11293

    “I have no intention on fulfilling any promises” well at least he’s honest lol

    • @joshuaspangenberg7465
      @joshuaspangenberg7465 4 года назад +171

      Its not that he is being honest, he just recognizes that politicians who usually run for president, will never intend on fulfilling the promises they make to people who are so blindly manipulated by their big smart words and how god believes specifically in them and THEN their country that good things will come. Unfortunately because people don’t actually look behind the curtain that politicians keep closed, these people end up voting for the very wrong person, and then shower shit posts and hissy fits about how the candidate who will ACTUALLY get stuff done like he says for the country and ends up fixing the economy and that lovely trillions of dollars debt Obama gladly help made possible. If not that than this guy ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

    • @pythonking16.59
      @pythonking16.59 4 года назад +26

      Joshua Spangenberg “I have no intention on fulfilling any promises”

    • @kellenjp3667
      @kellenjp3667 4 года назад +4

      Joshua Spangenberg because they’re puppets they are told what to do even trump none of them run the country

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад +4

      Given it's politics it's more redundancy than honesty.

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +12

      This man is a genius he’s acting like an idiot to show politicians are stupid we should all vote for him 2020

  • @beckyestes5339
    @beckyestes5339 3 месяца назад +541

    “A vote for me, is a vote completely thrown away”

  • @generalmullen3895
    @generalmullen3895 5 лет назад +6536

    I love how he starts off with “Gingivitis has been plaguing the gum line of our nation forever now”

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 лет назад +110

      *Free ponies for all Americans!*

    • @МихайлоРостов
      @МихайлоРостов 5 лет назад +140

      A great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.

    • @Scoopski_Potato
      @Scoopski_Potato 4 года назад +11

      Yyyyyyyyyyyyyes.

    • @naturalnashuan
      @naturalnashuan 4 года назад +8

      He usually carries a huge toothbrush too.

    • @MirceaKitsune
      @MirceaKitsune 4 года назад +11

      Should have used the term "public health crisis" since that's what angry conservatives use to describe anything they don't like in this world.

  • @Beerbadger379
    @Beerbadger379 5 лет назад +36658

    When your custom character is in a cutscene

    • @glorbshlanky5041
      @glorbshlanky5041 5 лет назад +853

      This is so accurate

    • @WhistlerGod2112
      @WhistlerGod2112 5 лет назад +350

      The perfect caption fr

    • @nebmis
      @nebmis 5 лет назад +123

      r/rareinsults but it has no insults

    • @TwiztedSmoke
      @TwiztedSmoke 5 лет назад +38

      @Crynaotlod go to hell

    • @nebmis
      @nebmis 5 лет назад +39

      @Crynaotlod shut the fuck up kremlinbot

  • @dailyblankscreen7938
    @dailyblankscreen7938 4 года назад +10974

    This guy wears a boot on his head to hide his big brain

    •  4 года назад +64

      Jesus christ for 3 minutes I thought it was a wizard that, until I read this and the camera scrolled up, let's say I'm pretty high

    • @carters1209
      @carters1209 4 года назад +26

      @ weed is great

    • @tom-esvar
      @tom-esvar 4 года назад +14

      Wait, that's an actual boot?!

    • @tk6566
      @tk6566 4 года назад +7

      He's ki adi mundi

    • @pest9448
      @pest9448 4 года назад +10

      His brain doesn’t grow outwards it grows upwards

  • @wickid-the-rogue
    @wickid-the-rogue 5 месяцев назад +4257

    It's getting to the point where this dude seems like a legit option

    • @coolhandluke1503
      @coolhandluke1503 5 месяцев назад

      Who cares about your 2 party BS, DO YOU LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE? Then vote in the Supreme Commander

    • @JohnnyOrc
      @JohnnyOrc 5 месяцев назад +174

      Were I an American citizen, I'd vote for him. He's the sanest option, and that hurts to say.

    • @wickid-the-rogue
      @wickid-the-rogue 5 месяцев назад +40

      @@lightgatha more sane than Harris too honestly

    • @wickid-the-rogue
      @wickid-the-rogue 5 месяцев назад

      @@lightgatha I mean she's claims to be black and everyone knows she ain't lol 🤣 she's like that whoa Vicky chick 🤣

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro 5 месяцев назад +28

      the only legit iption

  • @andrewryan1480
    @andrewryan1480 5 лет назад +31021

    Man, I remember when everyone thought he was a joke who had no chance, but boy was 2032 a wild year

    • @_R_R_R
      @_R_R_R 5 лет назад +2844

      Wait one second--

    • @niewiederdeppat9811
      @niewiederdeppat9811 5 лет назад +110

      He'll be dead then u stoopid

    • @orange3023
      @orange3023 5 лет назад +572

      You are not from 2032 you are from a under water utopia in the 1940s and 1950s. Nice try!

    • @eleli23art32
      @eleli23art32 5 лет назад +541

      @@orange3023 Nah bruh, he *is* From 2032, thanks to the zombie energy they can power the time machines

    • @troopx
      @troopx 5 лет назад +62

      What‘s up with 2032?

  • @joshuahaynes1026
    @joshuahaynes1026 5 лет назад +22959

    This dude was ahead of his time, these days he could get elected simply on the meme potential alone.

    • @garmicus9898
      @garmicus9898 5 лет назад +1426

      Joshua Haynes HE IS RUNNING IN 2020 AS A LIBERTARIAN

    • @prestongarvey9624
      @prestongarvey9624 5 лет назад +287

      He supports yang

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 5 лет назад +45

      I’d say in a few years yes

    • @peytonvaneik737
      @peytonvaneik737 5 лет назад +13

      Eugene Harold 'Armor Abs' Krabs damm what an idiot

    • @finnegan6464
      @finnegan6464 5 лет назад +159

      Imagine he actually gets in office

  • @brock3805
    @brock3805 5 лет назад +6374

    The funniest thing is he's a lot more articulate and well-spoken than many of those running for office yet he wears a boot on his head

    • @BrockAnthony1260
      @BrockAnthony1260 5 лет назад +91

      Brock yeah it really shows the true character of Our politicians almost better than any argument

    • @rushdi130
      @rushdi130 4 года назад +51

      Lol Donald Trump and his 8-year old vocabulary

    • @shinobione2575
      @shinobione2575 4 года назад +1

      Fake news

    • @joseespinal1
      @joseespinal1 4 года назад +4

      Rushdi Rosli every politician talks like an 8 yo

    • @totallyfrozen
      @totallyfrozen 4 года назад +26

      Sadly, he’s more logical and articulate than Joe Biden-and I’m not even joking.

  • @simonnilsson8375
    @simonnilsson8375 5 месяцев назад +1573

    “You can tell a liar by how much they blink”
    This guy:

    • @silverthedruid4754
      @silverthedruid4754 5 месяцев назад +216

      he's actually blinking "dumbasses" in morse code

    • @jesseflowers2438
      @jesseflowers2438 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@silverthedruid4754 same comment posted 4 months ago

    • @georgeatkinson1210
      @georgeatkinson1210 4 месяца назад +24

      Hes morsecoding "dumbasses" 😂

    • @diggie9598
      @diggie9598 4 месяца назад +2

      You can quite likely tell a fool by the fallacious arguments they present.

  • @Ohnoemmaishere
    @Ohnoemmaishere 5 лет назад +18027

    I feel like he's just validating how ridiculous politicians sound.

    • @PuadafaProductions
      @PuadafaProductions 5 лет назад +369

      Emma Nelson u don’t get a fuckin free pony now.

    • @kentucky1519
      @kentucky1519 5 лет назад +170

      He almost made liberals sound like they actually aren't idiots....almost

    • @ballsofpokemon9831
      @ballsofpokemon9831 5 лет назад +313

      That’s actually the point. His whole campaign was satirical

    • @Ohnoemmaishere
      @Ohnoemmaishere 5 лет назад +7

      @@PuadafaProductions Bummer.

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 5 лет назад +176

      That's the point. He's holding up a mirror to politics and showing what it really is.

  • @TheNucaKola
    @TheNucaKola 5 лет назад +13006

    The satire is so deep I can’t tell if this guy is brilliant or insane and that’s the best part

    • @muratdogan7240
      @muratdogan7240 5 лет назад +526

      I am pretty sure its both

    • @niensaddestofthesad8151
      @niensaddestofthesad8151 5 лет назад +587

      Insanely brilliant

    • @wjumeau
      @wjumeau 5 лет назад +197

      NucaCola Oh Yeah, his IQ is the same as everyone in the room added up......

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 5 лет назад +37

      They aren't mutually exclusive (I think that's how you say it right?)

    • @RetoskiCat
      @RetoskiCat 5 лет назад +47

      4:30

  • @DavidMatine
    @DavidMatine 5 лет назад +5032

    when we switch to a pony-based economy

    • @PaddyK1999
      @PaddyK1999 5 лет назад +92

      Now that's a green new deal

    • @Uvevwevwevwe
      @Uvevwevwevwe 5 лет назад +19

      sam hyde's trash based economy is far superior

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 5 лет назад +40

      Forget cars & transit buses, I'm gonna ride Rainbow Dash to get around in a fraction of the time & at no cost or pollution!

    • @johannesswillery7855
      @johannesswillery7855 5 лет назад +1

      AOC should be his running mate!

    • @johnnypastrana6727
      @johnnypastrana6727 5 лет назад +1

      AOC isn't into methane gas though.

  • @Olivarius.
    @Olivarius. 5 месяцев назад +847

    “He’s turning gay! He’s turning gay! Woooooo” 😂😂

    • @MubashirullahD
      @MubashirullahD 5 месяцев назад +18

      hahah funniest part

    • @danielshehta7831
      @danielshehta7831 5 месяцев назад +14

      Omg i lost it😂😂

    • @Baneslayer
      @Baneslayer 4 месяца назад +18

      That was ground zero for this woke insanity. I'm pretty sure that sprinkle of pixie dust is what kicked off this insanity.

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly 4 месяца назад +35

      ​@Baneslayer there's no such thing as "woke insanity" it's just people being respectful and just for those under discrimination and inequality. You, likely a white republican, wouldn't care for that cause being anything else goes against your standards.
      And personally, as a bisexual woman, I thought it was funny too. He's making fun of all politics. He's not on any side, because the whole thing is a joke.

    • @kristapskrumins5676
      @kristapskrumins5676 4 месяца назад +22

      @@Baneslayer Who let you out of your cage?

  • @EthWe
    @EthWe 4 года назад +7870

    Why is this man more articulate than 80% of America's politicians

  • @wjumeau
    @wjumeau 5 лет назад +13273

    The only person to run for President who told the truth “I do not intend to keep any of my promises”

    • @tristanloucks130
      @tristanloucks130 5 лет назад +461

      Willy Wonky “a vote for me is a vote completely thrown away”. This man is even giving disclaimers regarding his votes, classy

    • @wjumeau
      @wjumeau 5 лет назад +131

      He makes most politicians look like retards lol

    • @Kylegatzke1997
      @Kylegatzke1997 5 лет назад +15

      Keep huffing paint Willy... I bet your not even American. He’s running as satire to show how effed the democratic elections are and how desperate they are. (Correction) he’s the only democrat candidate to tell the truth. Trump says nothing but facts and truth. Otherwise he’d be impeached by now. Keep watching CNN and drinking Diet Coke/Pepsi you inbred. We can tell you eat your toothpaste like it’s gas station sour candy. PS when he’s talking about zombies he’s talking about people like you.... I WANT YOU TO FIND A SOUL. I feel bad for you

    • @wjumeau
      @wjumeau 5 лет назад +68

      Kyle Gatzke Satire really, I hadn’t fucking noticed Einstein.....
      It’s like poetry....... the way he moves so fast...... to take the piss.....
      Thanks for your help though..... awfully kind...... now fuck off......

    • @Kylegatzke1997
      @Kylegatzke1997 5 лет назад +1

      globalclimate_gc _ sorry but not sorry, people who say all politicians lie... yeah maybe because shallow minds vote in shallow people to office... you get what you vote for. I’m just glad we have a person who gets stuff DONE, is truthful, and doesn’t sit on his thumb sideways like every dem. President and/ or candidate. And the climate change thing I partially agree with. Everyone knows there are better ways to get fuel. It’s just the gas giants make too much money and will do anything to keep it coming. Heck, I’m from CT and a guy on my old road was a self made engineer. Built his own cars in his garage that ran from water, solar, and fuel-recycling engines that run themselves. It isn’t the president of the usa suppressing things like clean energy. It’s a global effort to cover up things like new enviro-tech. It’s evil yes. But at the same time, American states could have the cleanest energy in the world. Doesn’t mean China and Russia will follow us like sheep. They will just do their own thing and pollute anyways. Only as strong as the weakest link

  • @landonvincent7974
    @landonvincent7974 5 лет назад +5261

    They can't give him the boot, because he already has it.

  • @sethporter730
    @sethporter730 6 месяцев назад +431

    This guy’s been running for political office since 1992. What a trooper.

  • @bustybonnie6700
    @bustybonnie6700 5 лет назад +4889

    I love how serious everyone is, how he rolls off these puns with such a straight face.

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 лет назад +52

      *Gingivitis!*

    • @myfatherisapenguin4604
      @myfatherisapenguin4604 5 лет назад +25

      That's because he is serious about it.

    • @kegangardner8714
      @kegangardner8714 4 года назад +23

      @@myfatherisapenguin4604 Uh, no he isn't. He made quite a few jokes relating to him taking over our lives, that isn't being serious unless he's batshit insane

    • @myfatherisapenguin4604
      @myfatherisapenguin4604 4 года назад +50

      @@kegangardner8714 in fact, he is especially serious about taking over our lives. That's exactly why he wants to give everyone a free pony. They are mind controling ponies.

    • @kegangardner8714
      @kegangardner8714 4 года назад

      @@myfatherisapenguin4604 Yeahhh, sure.. You're delusional.

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 5 лет назад +11610

    This guy ran for president just to shitpost
    Biggest madlad of all time

    • @completelyroundoak
      @completelyroundoak 5 лет назад +503

      Been running for president for the last 30 years just to shitpost lol

    • @techman9945
      @techman9945 5 лет назад +119

      I kinda want him to be our president I think it would be funny

    • @dvsvflood2466
      @dvsvflood2466 5 лет назад +63

      He just won the first libertarian primary.

    • @zacharyhg
      @zacharyhg 5 лет назад +4

      PIP. Ew

    • @gavinlittlejohn5976
      @gavinlittlejohn5976 5 лет назад +45

      Zach B. He’s done one good thing, he made eating dog and cat meat illegal, that’s about it in my opinion.

  • @ultimopena
    @ultimopena 5 лет назад +5010

    "I am a friendly fascist, and a tyrant you should trust."
    Hey, at least he's honest.

    • @depesci7133
      @depesci7133 5 лет назад +34

      he's honest

    • @gigachad-jh1dh
      @gigachad-jh1dh 5 лет назад +35

      Boi if i was american ima vote for him

    • @leeder-
      @leeder- 5 лет назад +5

      he’s honest

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 лет назад +32

      Hes the leader we need, but not the one we deserve

    • @danieltaylor885
      @danieltaylor885 5 лет назад +19

      he is parodying the nature of politicians and the state, perfectly.

  • @SETIChurch
    @SETIChurch 5 месяцев назад +334

    We would need at least two free ponies sir. No pony should be alone, because all ponies know friendship is magic.

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro 5 месяцев назад +8

      dinner is magic. Never name somehting you might have to eat. But yes, a two-fer would be nice.

    • @SETIChurch
      @SETIChurch 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Polit_Burro it's a must.

    • @flamingbliss6998
      @flamingbliss6998 5 месяцев назад +6

      Very good point!

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 4 года назад +11106

    If you listen to him without actually paying attention then he sounds like any other politician

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry 4 года назад +469

      4:40

    • @tenparsecs914
      @tenparsecs914 4 года назад +418

      He sounds far better than any other politician if you don't pay attention to the content of what he's saying lmao

    • @jadensmathers8745
      @jadensmathers8745 4 года назад +43

      Grrumakemeangry holy shit that reply has me crying

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 4 года назад +38

      @@grrumakemeangry you proved my point perfectly

    • @LiftLaughGame
      @LiftLaughGame 4 года назад +5

      A=b

  • @HerkimerFritz
    @HerkimerFritz 4 года назад +4857

    I love how the camera is angled to show his entire hat

    • @HammsterMusic
      @HammsterMusic 4 года назад +146

      is his hat a rubber boot

    • @thevoyager87
      @thevoyager87 4 года назад +106

      @@HammsterMusic yes, yes it is.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 года назад +11

      John thank you, we hadn’t noticed.

    • @HammsterMusic
      @HammsterMusic 4 года назад +8

      Wertsir do you know the brand snd model if his rubber boot hat

    • @emperorjacques7282
      @emperorjacques7282 4 года назад +4

      It is to show za Warudo how big his brain is

  • @kuzoroar6031
    @kuzoroar6031 5 лет назад +3491

    “I’m a tyrant that you should trust”

    • @mopar21
      @mopar21 5 лет назад +113

      I trust him more than the Clintons.

    • @lifeinsurance4495
      @lifeinsurance4495 5 лет назад +39

      Yes your friendly neighborhood tyrant

    • @gutzu265
      @gutzu265 5 лет назад +15

      At least he's straight up and honest about it, he gets my vote

    • @TheAdoringFan7
      @TheAdoringFan7 5 лет назад +18

      "And i have no intention of keeping any of my promises."

    • @TheRandomMuffinMan
      @TheRandomMuffinMan 5 лет назад +2

      Kuzoroar hey man. I think we need to splice DNA to make flying monkeys to act as tooth fairies. Imagine your kid waking up to that.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 5 месяцев назад +76

    I loved the moments where the audience laughed and he did his best to stifle his own laughter. He's an incredible comedian. If he had a full show/stream, I'd watch it

  • @Johnnycox451.
    @Johnnycox451. 5 лет назад +11831

    *I am a tyrant that you should trust*

  • @estheay3611
    @estheay3611 4 года назад +4951

    *“Vote early, vote often, and remember- a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.”*
    ~Vermin Supreme 2012

    • @Coco-xq7zh
      @Coco-xq7zh 4 года назад +120

      “Everyone gets a pony”

    • @michaelhernandez1990
      @michaelhernandez1990 4 года назад +23

      I read this as he said it

    • @jeffgarton2551
      @jeffgarton2551 4 года назад +4

      Better than voting for our shitty current presidents

    • @MechaMcScringly
      @MechaMcScringly 4 года назад +4

      EsTheAy at least he’s honest about it lmao

    • @Dsullivann
      @Dsullivann 4 года назад +6

      A better vote than our bullshit duopoly

  • @Max15tz
    @Max15tz 9 лет назад +5442

    He manages to stay so serious

    • @Fsockey
      @Fsockey 9 лет назад +326

      I know! Even when he is making all of those teeth puns

    • @nodrogdivad
      @nodrogdivad 9 лет назад +90

      +F sockey2003 25 years of practice makes perfect, but I've seen him crack a smile before, slip up a few times... laugh his ass off hysterically. LOL

    • @jonnies
      @jonnies 9 лет назад +108

      You don't take teeth seriously? Time for your salivation.

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 9 лет назад +7

      He is serious 😐

    • @TheOrac
      @TheOrac 8 лет назад +5

      +Max Dmytriyev he is serious

  • @itsGutss
    @itsGutss 5 месяцев назад +178

    Forget the pony, I just want a hug from a genuine human being

    • @Sparky3174
      @Sparky3174 5 месяцев назад +13

      *hug*

    • @itsGutss
      @itsGutss 5 месяцев назад +8

      @Sparky3174 thank you:') ❤️

    • @querty985
      @querty985 5 месяцев назад +5

      U good man?

    • @itsGutss
      @itsGutss 5 месяцев назад +7

      @querty985 absolutely, I was in darkness for a longtime, but kindness from the previous commentor and my friends has made my heart full, I love this world, and value it entirely, I just need a reminder here and there:)

    • @MollyMcBooter
      @MollyMcBooter 5 месяцев назад +6

      I’m not sure if I’m human but I’m empathetic to a painful degree at times and suspect telepathic 😂 so I am sending you a BIG telepathic hug 🤗 ❤

  • @eddiemuff0371
    @eddiemuff0371 5 лет назад +17705

    "Remember that a vote for me is a vote that's completely wasted"

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 лет назад +31

      @Brandon P Little Brandon
      r/ihavereddit
      r/itswoooooshwith4os
      And you're the one getting wooooshed since you didn't get vermin supreme's joke

    • @jakebraun6376
      @jakebraun6376 5 лет назад +58

      @Brandon P no no, he has a point

    • @james_medlin
      @james_medlin 5 лет назад +13

      Brandon P LOOOOL WOOSH IDIOT!! XD XD LOLOLOL UR SO DUMB U GOT WOOOOOSHED!! DATS THE NOISE THE JOKE MAKES WHEN IT GOES OVER UR HEEEEEAAAADDDD XD XD XD
      Shut up

    • @avf6532
      @avf6532 5 лет назад +71

      Thrown away

    • @BigKfishing
      @BigKfishing 5 лет назад +28

      Brandon P we live in a win or take all system. Voting for a 3rd party is a literal waste of a vote.!

  • @bright-noise
    @bright-noise 6 лет назад +5590

    Not only is he insanely clever but an amazingly good public speaker, he not only memorized these brilliant lines but he nails the delivery

    • @madjaster9620
      @madjaster9620 5 лет назад +26

      James
      Clever? Sure, he knows how to give a speech but have you seen him? Lol

    • @heckinhacker8835
      @heckinhacker8835 5 лет назад +7

      Too bad he look crazy

    • @puffyvalcano3736
      @puffyvalcano3736 5 лет назад +80

      @@madjaster9620 r/woooosh

    • @Zaz5y
      @Zaz5y 5 лет назад +9

      Puffy VALCANO It definitely wasn’t a joke

    • @pix_d20
      @pix_d20 5 лет назад +35

      @@heckinhacker8835 what do you mean crazy, he looks as what he is, perfect.

  • @bridgenorton537
    @bridgenorton537 5 лет назад +1281

    “..Regarding the ponies..”
    “Yyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss!”

  • @Super_Seaton
    @Super_Seaton 5 месяцев назад +62

    It took me 2 minutes to realize that his hat is a boot.

    • @Blue-Robin
      @Blue-Robin 5 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it was a very epic wizard hat.
      in a way it's both i guess

    • @devist8er117
      @devist8er117 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Blue-Robin No no, this is far better

  • @lilylol9504
    @lilylol9504 5 лет назад +2376

    Finally, a man of culture running for president

    • @SOULSTAXX1999
      @SOULSTAXX1999 5 лет назад +2

      lily lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Luvesehk
      @Luvesehk 5 лет назад +2

      I got scared I thought I posted here lol

    • @BrockAnthony1260
      @BrockAnthony1260 5 лет назад +1

      Your Insecurity why would you be scared? Are you afraid that leftist cancel culture mobs will dox you and harass you As a racist and a bigot

    • @cheese5081
      @cheese5081 5 лет назад +1

      @@BrockAnthony1260 w o t

    • @wickersticks
      @wickersticks 5 лет назад +4

      @@BrockAnthony1260 It is I! Evil leftest of warrior here to cancel you! You were right to fear my wrath and I am pleased to see my reputation precedes me! mahahahahahahahahah

  • @pizzafish4499
    @pizzafish4499 5 лет назад +2323

    He’s basically calling attention to how ridiculous politicians sound

    • @lawrencemorkeberg8371
      @lawrencemorkeberg8371 5 лет назад +9

      Really?

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 5 лет назад +6

      @@lawrencemorkeberg8371 no

    • @lawrencemorkeberg8371
      @lawrencemorkeberg8371 5 лет назад +37

      @@jeremiahfyan Oh thank God! For a minute I thought politics was a joke.

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 5 лет назад +2

      @@lawrencemorkeberg8371 politicians are THE ONLY REASON LIFE EVEN EXISTS. Some of these ppl are so ignorant 🙄

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 5 лет назад +27

      Jeremiah Fyan tard what?

  • @VincentFarides1776
    @VincentFarides1776 4 года назад +13455

    “I am a friendly fascist. A tyrant who you should trust.”
    *Runs as a Libertarian*

    • @harrisonschneider8333
      @harrisonschneider8333 4 года назад +770

      And wins in 2 states.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 года назад +134

      Grade A satire there with hoe many fascists call themselves libertarians.

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix 4 года назад +522

      @@dynamicworlds1 fascists these days call themselves antifa.

    • @josh5318
      @josh5318 4 года назад +41

      Cyphlix so true

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 года назад +95

      @@Cyphlix and how did I know you'd be subbed to at least one full out Nazi?
      You loosers are so pathetically predictable.

  • @four-en-tee
    @four-en-tee 5 месяцев назад +42

    Its scary that this man sounds more sane than modern day politicians.
    Bro, i could save so much money if i had a pony compared to a car. You have any idea how cheap apples are? And don't get me started on how this would probably encourage more people to learn how to grow plants and crops, which is just an incredibly useful skill to have that makes you less dependent on grocery stores.

    • @NeonSonOfXenon
      @NeonSonOfXenon 2 месяца назад +1

      Not to mention biofuel from the pony's dung could help offset energy costs for multi person households, maybe even communities if they pooled their resources

  • @orangypteco8858
    @orangypteco8858 5 лет назад +5169

    I like how the questioners take him seriously enough to actually ask him about his policies.

    • @GodxEnergy
      @GodxEnergy 5 лет назад +170

      Randy Marsh stfu no he wouldn’t

    • @WarDoctor42
      @WarDoctor42 5 лет назад +281

      @Randy Marsh nobody could defeat Vermin

    • @WarDoctor42
      @WarDoctor42 5 лет назад +110

      @Randy Marsh impossible

    • @lgnd2k3
      @lgnd2k3 5 лет назад +149

      @Randy Marsh thats exactly why trump cant defeat him, he doesnt care enough for trumps insults to have any effect.

    • @lgnd2k3
      @lgnd2k3 5 лет назад +95

      @Randy Marsh The guy is clearly just a troll though so serious insults dont apply, and criticizing his ridiculous policies doesnt work either. Because he doesnt believe them himself clearly

  • @christianemery2713
    @christianemery2713 5 лет назад +4423

    He did not smile once, was he serious cause I would vote.

    • @mayacrooks1409
      @mayacrooks1409 4 года назад +29

      Yyyyyyessssssssss

    • @thequeenofnod7338
      @thequeenofnod7338 4 года назад +25

      He did smirk a little lol.

    • @naturalnashuan
      @naturalnashuan 4 года назад +6

      I HAVE voted for Mr. Supreme, "a vote wasted."

    • @peterg9798
      @peterg9798 4 года назад +3

      @@thequeenofnod7338 gotta get a friendly impression on the people

    • @christianemery2713
      @christianemery2713 4 года назад +2

      @@naturalnashuan more like a vote closer to getting everyone unicorns

  • @svenlittlecross
    @svenlittlecross 4 года назад +6006

    shitpost level: immortal

    • @latinospammer8441
      @latinospammer8441 4 года назад +12

      Lmfao

    • @alejandromechina5959
      @alejandromechina5959 4 года назад +88

      I think this is the highest shitposter rank you can achieve.

    • @evereq8970
      @evereq8970 9 месяцев назад +1

      language!!

    • @PonasPravalas
      @PonasPravalas 9 месяцев назад

      its one of those shitposts which is shit and by saying shit I mean really shit and not funny. It is one of those attempts to be uber genius cringe and failing miserably. Its a shitpost not worthy of a shitpost. It is shit.

    • @PonasPravalas
      @PonasPravalas 9 месяцев назад

      @@evereq8970 what? check language on the post I replied you shitposter.

  • @Shilobotomized
    @Shilobotomized 5 месяцев назад +45

    Honestly, he sounds more reasonable than any candidate from my lifetime.

    • @MONGO77859
      @MONGO77859 4 месяца назад

      @Shilobotomized yeah there are so many idiots out there like you who shouldn't vote but do.

  • @yeast4529
    @yeast4529 5 лет назад +1643

    “Our very salivation is at stake”
    The puns are incredible

    • @madjaster9620
      @madjaster9620 5 лет назад +5

      Josh Shechter
      And it’s a salvation pun

    • @Deus_1
      @Deus_1 5 лет назад

      Im your 666th liker

    • @Mothertoebeans
      @Mothertoebeans 5 лет назад +6

      We must BRACE ourselves

    • @ivansalamon7028
      @ivansalamon7028 5 лет назад +1

      I gave the 1000th like to this. Probably the biggest accomplishment I will ever have.

  • @fresh_baked_jake78
    @fresh_baked_jake78 5 лет назад +5379

    “One more thing, uh Jesus told me to uh make Randall terry gay, with my magic sprinkle dust” “he’s turning gay!”

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 5 лет назад +1733

    “Strong teeth for strong America”
    Lmfao gold just pours out

  • @andybartholamew2104
    @andybartholamew2104 2 месяца назад +7

    Why am I just now seeing this, 12 years later?

  • @n9nex19
    @n9nex19 5 лет назад +2857

    Sounds like something straight from a GTA radio station

    • @thomasthompson6388
      @thomasthompson6388 5 лет назад +18

      AppleRain 🤣🤣🤣 for real

    • @commentnoises5751
      @commentnoises5751 5 лет назад +8

      Omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @StoicaVladIoan
      @StoicaVladIoan 5 лет назад +13

      Was searching for this comment

    • @adamfirst3772
      @adamfirst3772 4 года назад +8

      please dont give politicians references for where to find debate material..
      .....on the other hand.. life would be much funnier!!!

    • @thewhynaut5070
      @thewhynaut5070 4 года назад +3

      I like you

  • @lzgbonesy4090
    @lzgbonesy4090 4 года назад +5492

    Depression would be illegal if he became president

    • @ashmax3228
      @ashmax3228 4 года назад +31

      Oh shoot😐

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 4 года назад +173

      No one will even think of depression because America will have infinite power, free ponies, infinite jobs what else do you want guys.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +8

      So would gingivitis.

    • @EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl
      @EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl 4 года назад +10

      @first last No-one would be depressed, because of his epic way of doing things.

    • @wolfafterdark
      @wolfafterdark 4 года назад +31

      Mandatory ponies? That you take everywhere? Even to work? There will be no depression.

  • @HHGamingOfficial
    @HHGamingOfficial 5 месяцев назад +61

    All jokes aside, this guy might actually be the president we need.

  • @Karisuuu
    @Karisuuu 4 года назад +6499

    Imagine being one of the candidates here actually trying to make a serious presidential bid and you have to share the debate table with this guy

    • @zachhodges8922
      @zachhodges8922 4 года назад +653

      I would be trembling at his might

    • @erina_lessthan3
      @erina_lessthan3 4 года назад +346

      It would be terrible, as there is no way someone wouldn't vote for him

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 года назад +217

      Imagine getting completely overshadowed by this man. Absolutely all of the audience walked away knowing Vermin Supreme and what he stood for, I doubt you can say the same about the other candidates.

    • @moosa1037
      @moosa1037 4 года назад +48

      I'm surprised everyone was able to hold back their laughter. I'd by dying.

    • @Oliver-cg5ud
      @Oliver-cg5ud 4 года назад +24

      It would be an honor

  • @sacxcharine
    @sacxcharine 4 года назад +5616

    i'm convinced that this is just dumbledore on acid

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 года назад +68

      Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind lmao

    • @brandogtv9650
      @brandogtv9650 4 года назад +32

      This is dumbledore on DMT

    • @ashleybartelt7163
      @ashleybartelt7163 4 года назад +11

      vic I’m cackling

    • @MrAwesomePoopz
      @MrAwesomePoopz 3 года назад +25

      so in another words. just Dumbledore.

    • @BasileosHerodou
      @BasileosHerodou 3 года назад +3

      Why did you steal my name

  • @GrizzleyBearington
    @GrizzleyBearington 4 года назад +9194

    Jokes aside, he is very well spoken.

    • @Conservingtheworld
      @Conservingtheworld 4 года назад +153

      Extremely

    • @ЯфКДВНСКБНСДГДЙФВБЦНВВН
      @ЯфКДВНСКБНСДГДЙФВБЦНВВН 4 года назад +332

      Certainly, no one can deny that this man is of the highest and most sophisticated society, and was born into one of the wealthiest and most refined families of the North American nobility. His father provided him with the finest classical education, and hired French and British tutors to assist his intellectually prodigious son in his studies of Latin, Greek, Euclidean Geometry, Natural Philosophy, and the rudiments of Aristotelian rhetoric and logic, which would later prove to be tremendously useful someday to this extraordinary gifted boy, who eventually became one of the greatest rulers in human history. His name was Vermin Supreme, and he was the 77th King of the Verminian North American Empire.

    • @harrisonclark3799
      @harrisonclark3799 4 года назад +46

      @@ЯфКДВНСКБНСДГДЙФВБЦНВВН damn, shit hits different Search Results
      🙏 ☝️

    • @PVTAJB93
      @PVTAJB93 4 года назад +71

      You should listen to him talk seriously. He acts like this just to make fun of politicians but his serious side is amazing.

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 4 года назад +10

      Seriously, have all of you brushed your teeth today?

  • @kurtjensen5798
    @kurtjensen5798 7 месяцев назад +15

    We had a guy like that elected to senate in Denmark, he was a comedian, and promised back wind on cycle trails etc..

  • @nicholashaynes660
    @nicholashaynes660 5 лет назад +3734

    As much as this guy is joking, he is surprisingly well spoken

    • @rushdi130
      @rushdi130 4 года назад +34

      Nicholas Haynes We’re too used to Trump 🙄🙄

    • @mikekalb7115
      @mikekalb7115 4 года назад +10

      Nicholas Hayne is he really joking?

    • @ScottKnitter
      @ScottKnitter 4 года назад +48

      Great radio voice.

    • @ramizkuljicneurolog3217
      @ramizkuljicneurolog3217 4 года назад +40

      @jordansusi123 every speech is more articulate than any of greta thunbergs

    • @SunKala38
      @SunKala38 4 года назад +1

      Rushdi Rosli it’s not that real dude

  • @seemeethanator1444
    @seemeethanator1444 4 года назад +2630

    When you look at him you think he would sound like a crack head. He sounds like a very wise wizard

  • @AstroPsych_
    @AstroPsych_ 8 лет назад +3427

    The question is not "Why is he wearing a boot on his head." The question is, why aren't _you?_

    • @paysonterhune290
      @paysonterhune290 8 лет назад +75

      its a jackboot, representing friendly fascism

    • @captainneedaho2244
      @captainneedaho2244 8 лет назад +43

      he still makes more sense than Trump

    • @captainneedaho2244
      @captainneedaho2244 8 лет назад +7

      Wage Gap Is a myth
      i didn't either, i typed it

    • @ladielydkyd1281
      @ladielydkyd1281 8 лет назад +5

      I don't know how to measure my head boot size.

    • @Erimthos
      @Erimthos 8 лет назад +8

      Because there is no way I could rock that boot as well as he can.

  • @Glowtato
    @Glowtato 4 месяца назад +15

    I would unironically vote for this guy.

  • @thezumblejack
    @thezumblejack 5 лет назад +1905

    He’s not the president we want, but the president we need

    • @igotaplan922
      @igotaplan922 5 лет назад +76

      He’s the president I want. Actually I want him to own the world

    • @tooth6676
      @tooth6676 5 лет назад +34

      no hes defenetly the president we want

    • @theswayzeexpress1
      @theswayzeexpress1 5 лет назад +21

      The president we deserve

    • @adamfirst3772
      @adamfirst3772 4 года назад +6

      after Trump.. nothing less than this will do..
      no other current Candidate will be of any interest to voters..
      they'll need someone even crazier than the current Psychopath POTUS to beat him..
      this guy fits the bill!!!

    • @sarahtwitt
      @sarahtwitt 4 года назад +3

      hes the president i wantt

  • @eddielouisemoran
    @eddielouisemoran 4 года назад +2812

    "A Pony based economy" Lmao I lost it there.

    • @metalrebel7506
      @metalrebel7506 4 года назад +44

      I lost it when the woman asled him about the pony program, the way he responded yes got me lmao

    • @thatsright4194
      @thatsright4194 4 года назад +12

      Are we not sure this is actually Bernie Sanders?

    • @restoretheearth2829
      @restoretheearth2829 4 года назад +4

      @@thatsright4194 ++ The difference is Mr. Supreme actually has a working brain (and a pretty pony).

    • @gordonfreeman2070
      @gordonfreeman2070 4 года назад +2

      I lost it in the zombies part

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 года назад +1

      The poop fuel and are transportation and meat all in one. Whats not to love?

  • @cIeetz
    @cIeetz 5 лет назад +2646

    He gave up a kidney, Now he only has two left

  • @Chemo_Charlie
    @Chemo_Charlie 5 месяцев назад +20

    I feel like this is actually incredibly intelligent satire

    • @Mr.Chedda_
      @Mr.Chedda_ 5 месяцев назад +4

      that's because it is brotherman

    • @piepflitze788
      @piepflitze788 2 месяца назад

      Bist du dir wirklich sicher? Ich glaube der meint das Ernst und das ist nur rein zufällig Satz für Satz Kritik an bestehenden Verhältnissen. Aber was weiß ich schon!

  • @lewishendricks6101
    @lewishendricks6101 5 лет назад +555

    Here is a man who can only be described as a walking fever dream

  • @spaceloser3016
    @spaceloser3016 4 года назад +2456

    I’m not even living in America, and I want this man for president.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 4 года назад +19

      😎 Certainly an improvement over the incumbent... 😏😉

    • @05EVORS
      @05EVORS 4 года назад +8

      @@BigMamaDaveX anyone's better than the communist freaks on the left running mouths over past 12yrs about things they aren't qualified to talk about. Vermin is a rat supreme and he reps the 3% certain religion people pushing the left

    • @naturalnashuan
      @naturalnashuan 4 года назад +3

      Close the Bay Doors ! I would like him to be the ruler of several other countries.

    • @acez6756
      @acez6756 4 года назад +1

      BigMamaDave X there’s always one person who has to say this on a political video.

    • @balladofcoseypolar4711
      @balladofcoseypolar4711 4 года назад +6

      @@05EVORS Right-wing shill.

  • @Redwire007
    @Redwire007 10 месяцев назад +4709

    12 years later and this is indestinguishable from modern politics.

    • @echothegecko2875
      @echothegecko2875 9 месяцев назад +248

      Nah, this is much more honest and transparent, it sticks out very obviously

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 9 месяцев назад +79

      It is distinguishable, because this was obvious satire 12 years ago. In the age of Trumpism we've moved beyond parody

    • @Ctacobell
      @Ctacobell 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@emporioalnino4670define Trumpism

    • @jublu473
      @jublu473 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@Ctacobell“Wall is big then Wall is good“ he said that to me when we met on tinder

    • @zsep8688
      @zsep8688 9 месяцев назад

      Go to north korea bud​@@emporioalnino4670

  • @halosnova1604
    @halosnova1604 5 месяцев назад +7

    You could never find this amount of patience today as you could then

  • @tamukih119
    @tamukih119 5 лет назад +5119

    everyone: politician
    this man, an intellectual : friendly facist

    • @Acc_-rh8tx
      @Acc_-rh8tx 5 лет назад +120

      Friendly neighborhood fascist

    • @fidelski2019
      @fidelski2019 5 лет назад +9

      IDK anymore friendly feeling full neighborhood fascist

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 5 лет назад +11

      Well as long as hes friendly.

    • @nickgur1409
      @nickgur1409 5 лет назад +7

      He is wearing a boot on his head

    • @tamukih119
      @tamukih119 5 лет назад +23

      @@nickgur1409 its to hide his galaxy brain

  • @mylink.orb17
    @mylink.orb17 5 лет назад +2284

    From the front his headwear looks all mystical and shit till he turns sideways and you realize it's just a goddamn rubber boot. 👢

    • @mylink.orb17
      @mylink.orb17 5 лет назад +6

      Cory Morgan same! 😆

    • @yeast4529
      @yeast4529 5 лет назад +5

      Wow I had no idea

    • @disobedientavocado5959
      @disobedientavocado5959 5 лет назад +8

      @Cory Morgan Make Boots Great Again

    • @g13flat
      @g13flat 5 лет назад +21

      Did you not know that the Wellington Boot has in fact been in existence since Druidic times and is the sign of Master of all things rubbery?

    • @lanewise9378
      @lanewise9378 5 лет назад +18

      He looks like a wizard

  • @crypto902
    @crypto902 10 месяцев назад +4389

    He is correct: Less than 0.6% of Americans have ponies.

    • @thorns3559
      @thorns3559 10 месяцев назад +28

      A whole new pony economy!😅

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 10 месяцев назад +21

      What is the exchange rate between ponies and kidneys in current economy?🤔

    • @crypto902
      @crypto902 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@SzaraSzarancza Lettuce

    • @crypto902
      @crypto902 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@thorns3559 Idead

    • @Camo_Live
      @Camo_Live 9 месяцев назад +6

      He has a point, man. The party I disagree with doesn’t like ponies, and I think that’s a serious problem, which we’ll be passing down to the next generation of Americans. Vote against the anti-pony bill!

  • @nustaniel
    @nustaniel 5 месяцев назад +8

    It is so impressive how he manages to keep that boot on his head.

  • @AnAceBrit
    @AnAceBrit 4 года назад +3138

    When your custom character shows up and you have charisma 10

    • @user-eq7zq6so3j
      @user-eq7zq6so3j 4 года назад +51

      Ben Williams *100

    • @awake7586
      @awake7586 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @user-eq7zq6so3j
      @user-eq7zq6so3j 4 года назад +4

      NCR Trooper “NCR Trooper”

    • @fery2835
      @fery2835 4 года назад +5

      @NCR Trooper lmao and you even have a new vegas pfp , that's sad.

    • @Kaptinkaptink10
      @Kaptinkaptink10 4 года назад +8

      No 30 is the max he gets a +10 modifier and this man rolled a 20

  • @imlucxd5933
    @imlucxd5933 4 года назад +2722

    Bruh if he became president we’d be going to hogwarts instead of school

    • @euomu
      @euomu 4 года назад +61

      Hogwarts is a school

    • @ElTigre12024
      @ElTigre12024 4 года назад +8

      But I already graduated from school!!!

    • @Mysecretnote
      @Mysecretnote 4 года назад +6

      Im down

    • @Shnozzler
      @Shnozzler 4 года назад +11

      Let’s Vote Him For President!!!!!

    • @smutlord_
      @smutlord_ 4 года назад

      Ray LaFleur just become a professor instead then : )

  • @malloryb21
    @malloryb21 5 лет назад +748

    “a pony based economy” this guy is a true genius

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 лет назад +17

      mallory bailey what he doesn’t tell you is he plans to “liberate” Equestria and take it’s greatest resource.. friendship

  • @ichewtoast111
    @ichewtoast111 5 месяцев назад +19

    I bet if he ran again he could be an actual candidate at this point. At least we wouldn’t be lied to anymore.

  • @thedurrymuncher4966
    @thedurrymuncher4966 4 года назад +2484

    I'm not even in the US and I want to vote for this man.

    • @samuelsocha8384
      @samuelsocha8384 4 года назад +11

      same

    • @ineedaname334
      @ineedaname334 4 года назад +14

      I'm convincing my mom to vote for him

    • @luhlucas18
      @luhlucas18 4 года назад

      @@ineedaname334 me too

    • @luhlucas18
      @luhlucas18 4 года назад +4

      @@ineedaname334 if we can get every kid to ask their mom to vote for Vermin Supreme, maybe he could get elected

    • @ineedaname334
      @ineedaname334 4 года назад +3

      @@luhlucas18 good idea

  • @musicreviewingmelon4377
    @musicreviewingmelon4377 8 лет назад +2191

    "My name is Vermin Supreme. I am a friendly fascist. I am a tyrant you should trust." This guy is actually amazing and hilarious.

    • @StanSwan
      @StanSwan 6 лет назад +10

      Ripping off a Monty Python skit is not that hard. See "Silly Party".

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 6 лет назад +12

      He could have done a roman salute like the nazis used but w the hand flipped upside down like he's the type of fascist that wants a gov handout. It would still make a good mockery of BLM or the dems.

    • @liamod3730
      @liamod3730 6 лет назад +8

      +AnantaSesaDas You have no idea of Fascism if you think ANTIFA are.
      Your closer .

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 6 лет назад +2

      Liam OD you would think circumventing the law and calling asylum seekers criminals would be a fucking hint

    • @gavin-1237
      @gavin-1237 6 лет назад +1

      @anantasesadas hahaha how fucking stupid are you

  • @friedmaruchan1525
    @friedmaruchan1525 5 лет назад +2417

    I wouldn’t mind this guy controlling my life.

    • @rcvnow1712
      @rcvnow1712 5 лет назад +19

      Pfp checks out... I guess?

    • @parkeralan19
      @parkeralan19 5 лет назад +8

      Bob Rossy Boi adolf ross? or bob hittler?

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken 5 лет назад +3

      Sometimes I get the feeling he's pulling the strings from behind the curtain

    • @frekcho850
      @frekcho850 5 лет назад +4

      Your profile pic though, Hitler actually being a painter is pretty hilarious.

  • @mrkcrtr508
    @mrkcrtr508 3 месяца назад +8

    I wish this guy was running, he'd have my vote. Heck I'd vote twice.

    • @TheDreamingCroc
      @TheDreamingCroc 3 месяца назад

      Y'know you can vote as many times as you want! It's not illegal unless your caught! Try a variety of absurd disguises and pseudonyms until you're caught by the authorities.
      It would make Vermin proud

  • @deathformula7299
    @deathformula7299 5 лет назад +3412

    Vermin: Everyone gets a free pony.
    Politician: Do you have any other programs besides that one?
    Vermin: No, that's enough.

    • @jtlovespi2493
      @jtlovespi2493 5 лет назад +6

      That one policy is too much government interference for me regardless.

    • @BobPapadopoulos
      @BobPapadopoulos 5 лет назад +31

      He also believes we should turn in all our guns... SO WE CAN GET BETTER ONES!
      #BetterGuns2020

    • @deathformula7299
      @deathformula7299 5 лет назад +8

      @@BobPapadopoulos Guns from the future my friend. Guns from the future.

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 5 лет назад +2

      I agree.

    • @jasonuerkvitz3756
      @jasonuerkvitz3756 5 лет назад +11

      Oh, but you forget, he also mentions zombie-powered turbines. Vermin Supreme for ponies and zombies to reduce dependence on foreign oil.

  • @Jonathonson
    @Jonathonson 5 лет назад +1083

    This dude honestly has really high confidence. As silly as he is, he’s kind of impressive.

    • @FREENAMEFTW
      @FREENAMEFTW 5 лет назад +43

      Because he know it is all a big circus.
      Nothing matters, this voting thing is just some competition for highroller liars to get into the tax moneys.
      Sure some of them might honestly belive they are trying, but they are in there with the rest of them, and cant get shit through anyways.

    • @alarrisify
      @alarrisify 5 лет назад +8

      @@FREENAMEFTW your comment gave me cancer. "This voting thing" do you mean democracy? Holy crap please go live in North Korea. How ignorant and uneducated can someone be

    • @harrynac6017
      @harrynac6017 5 лет назад +1

      @ය ඍگیا فرشජු 👍Well said

    • @milosjazic7453
      @milosjazic7453 5 лет назад +7

      @@alarrisify actually you are the one that looks stupid and brainwashed. What democracy?! You mean a country where they wrote a LAW that a private company can print whatever amount of money they want, but if you do it you get 20+ years in prison. Man, fuck off, you gave us cancer.

    • @o.o9825
      @o.o9825 5 лет назад

      Man the obituaries section is going to be plenty occupied with all the people getting cancer

  • @oscarnewsome1711
    @oscarnewsome1711 5 лет назад +2768

    This is the most extreme level of satire I have ever seen

    • @muffinman1157
      @muffinman1157 5 лет назад +39

      Eric Andre literally breaks his own bones for satire.

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 5 лет назад +82

      @@muffinman1157 Eric has his own studio with celebrities being invited. Vermin is running a presidential election against real politicians in front if people whose jobs are to take him seriously and ask him questions. Vermin Supreme and Eric Andre are both geniuses.

    • @berca6420
      @berca6420 5 лет назад +7

      Then you don't know the German party Die Partei

    • @Bikewithlove
      @Bikewithlove 5 лет назад +7

      I wonder if this might be an unironic expression of postmodernism.

    • @zachdavenport8509
      @zachdavenport8509 5 лет назад +5

      @@Bikewithlove There is no unironic expression of postmodernism.

  • @Stickboi
    @Stickboi 2 месяца назад +7

    this man needs to be the president in 2024

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 4 года назад +3715

    He's genuinely really well spoken, it's ironic that someone playing a character is more well spoken than an actual president.

    • @kingcrimsonrequiem2959
      @kingcrimsonrequiem2959 4 года назад +131

      He’s more fabulous than any president

    • @SmokeSAS
      @SmokeSAS 4 года назад +99

      King Crimson EX the sad thing is this: there are presidents that steal money from their own country and this guy with a boot on his head would be better then them

    • @kingcrimsonrequiem2959
      @kingcrimsonrequiem2959 4 года назад +14

      Sebastian Schlarmann precisely

    • @DIY_Miracle
      @DIY_Miracle 4 года назад +36

      Yeah that's because his shtick is to mock politicians. The pony thing is mocking the absurd cost involved in federal fiscal policy.

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 года назад +6

      Here is him today with his pony:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

  • @d0fabur5st82
    @d0fabur5st82 4 года назад +1430

    “I will promise you anything that your little electorate heart desires”
    This man is definitely educated and knows exactly what he’s talking about.

    • @naturalnashuan
      @naturalnashuan 4 года назад +34

      d0fabur5st A wonderful thing I saw in 2016 was a mom who brought her son to our NH polling station. She showed the kid the ballot and asked him to read the names. When the boy got to Vermin Supreme he just couldn't stop laughing. It was awesome!

    • @Ihyabond009
      @Ihyabond009 4 года назад +9

      @@naturalnashuan free pony for the boy

    • @richardlong6558
      @richardlong6558 4 года назад +5

      So that's where Bernie got his crazy ideas from.

    • @autonaut279
      @autonaut279 4 года назад +1

      Really, *that's* the sentence that did it for you?

    • @artemislogic5252
      @artemislogic5252 4 года назад

      i find this comment patronising

  • @tryptamineodyssey
    @tryptamineodyssey 5 лет назад +2049

    If this guy becomes president I’m sure he would adopt “My shiny teeth and me” by Chip Skylark as our national anthem.

    • @KickassRaider
      @KickassRaider 5 лет назад +11

      I would ask for nothing less 😂😂

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +18

      He rolls up to debate Trump with that blaring in the background. A legend in the making.

    • @TheParadiseInc
      @TheParadiseInc 5 лет назад +4

      Epic

    • @european-one
      @european-one 5 лет назад +3

      You should ask him for a position in his cabinet.
      That's the kind of straight thinking we need to deter the moral and dental decay of this great nation.

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 лет назад +1

      DustyO'Rusty I would pay to see that

  • @rickfowler273
    @rickfowler273 2 месяца назад +2

    I needed this. It might help make it through the next 4 years.

  • @shaeisgae8952
    @shaeisgae8952 5 лет назад +1029

    There are so many quick jokes and puns in this it's hilarious.

  • @tatumbentley7165
    @tatumbentley7165 4 года назад +2780

    If you listen to what he is actually saying it’s quite fascinating. He has managed to mock the system of government by using a government system. Flawless.

  • @ChecoM1
    @ChecoM1 4 года назад +1294

    "Jesus told me to make randall terry gay" my favorite quotes of all times

  • @petram7130
    @petram7130 5 месяцев назад +3

    Mr. Supreme, thanks for your brilliance, honesty, and pony insights🏇

  • @loggue8019
    @loggue8019 5 лет назад +477

    The way they all try to take him seriously is just hilarious

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +1466

    He's more transparent, honest, and trustworthy than all other politicians

  • @DM-wp9vq
    @DM-wp9vq 3 месяца назад +4

    At 3:00 I just noticed the hat is a boot 😂 this is one of the oddest and most entertaining dude ever!!!!

  • @cryptolio5273
    @cryptolio5273 5 лет назад +4984

    The most honest presidential candidate ever.

  • @Time-Eraser
    @Time-Eraser 5 лет назад +1571

    "moral and oral decay"
    Didn't take him long to make me laugh.

    • @Jack-mf5lw
      @Jack-mf5lw 5 лет назад +2

      I just red it as you said it

    • @swirlingfudge
      @swirlingfudge 5 лет назад

      Doesn’t take much to make you laugh

    • @Time-Eraser
      @Time-Eraser 5 лет назад +2

      @@swirlingfudge You could learn a thing or two

    • @Yalikejazzboi
      @Yalikejazzboi 5 лет назад +1

      Whatever it take for that good succ.

    • @fobbitoperator3620
      @fobbitoperator3620 5 лет назад +4

      His insanity is so mutherfuck'n complete, that he kept a straight & perfectly professional face throughout the entire speech!
      +100 Charisma, +100 Speech +0 Luck