Back Of Library Smells Like Weed
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2013
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Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section.
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"I dont smell anything
i really really love this library"
Walang Alam that kid is mad stoned
Any one else got the munchies?
AHAHAHAHA
Too bad it wasn’t meth or they’d have you come down and sniff it out. Why the fuck is this just now popping up in my recommended
1:20
*inhales*
"Yup that's weed"
*Dad noises*
Haha
I half expected him to look at one of the shelves grunt and start saying something or other about how it’s not level
Bro its Seamus from rdr2
Smash Pie ooookkkkk
Lol I love how these older actors are so good at their satirical roles. Underappreciated masters of the craft
"Eat shit, Randall. I'm in recovery. "
100% valid.
Threw me off😂
why she doing that to randall, he didnt do anything wrong
“Lance who has girl hair and hangs out by the quarry” sent me
that's when i lost it. literally used to smoke weed in high school back in the early 2000s with my dude friends with girl hair out by the quarry, i feel so seen
Just because a guy has long hair doesn't make it "girl hair" but this was a difernent time so it not ok to say that it never was but it was more normal then
@@shinyman250Have a laugh for once!! There are only two genders that are distinctly different from each other 😂, regardless of what “scholarly sources” you provide saying otherwise. It’s all indoctrination and politically driven.
@@shinyman250 ?? That's part of the videos joke. This is the onion. The entire video is satire... what makes you think a one off joke about "girl hair" is the only genuine part?
@@justarandomperson2786He probably has long hair and got offended by it somehow even though the entire video is satire
“Yup thats’s weed”
“That’ll be $3000”
eleventh
hah I'm so extremely funny
Stg they charge u for dumb shit
mrs stevens: holy cow thats more than what a lb goes for!
cathy: a lb of what?
@@sussusamogus7331 what
@@goshogosho8331 the first guy said first but then he edited it
"Yea. That's weed." Man, what a professional!
U think he got paid for confirming it lol
They say he studied for years at the nations top institutions to finally come to that conclusion
... who called local ceramics teacher Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the seventies.
don't say oh man please God bless 🙏❣️
Peter's Lifestyle wait, wut?
I love the suspect explanations and then just “Mr.Thompson”
Reminds me of the board game Clue
@@JamalInshallahhaha that’s so true
It was obviously Mr Thompson.
I'm pretty sure he was armed and posing a threat.
"...and Mr.Thompson ". Just cause lmao
Lol if they'd have checked, he'd been armed to the T I'm sure
Every other suspect: because...
Mr Thomson: .
Randal seems really suspicious as well I can't quite put my hands on why though
These librarians all gossiping and talking over each other killed me
I thought a piece of hair was on my screen
I thought a piece of hair
1000 subs no vids
They were high
Omg pieceq of hair guy
I thought
Dude just walked in and said, “Yeah that’s weed.”
Jacob Pulling 😂
I couldnt stop laughing 😂😂
“Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”
XD
💀
that weird couch is the most realistic part
hey
yeeeah but theres nothing like a couch in a otherwise uncomfortable environment :)
they got rid of the weird couch at our library bc people would sleep on it all the time
@@LizaReads2Me hey
@@EnergeticSpark63you alright pal?
"to bad it wasnt meth, they could have had you come down and sniff it out huh Kathy" 💀
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"
“Yup *sighs* that’s weed..” - Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70’s
Lmfao
Well done
I've lived in Seattle nearly my whole life and frankly I'm not sure if I would notice it now
It hard cause not only is it everywhere but the smell of weed, skunk/swamps, fish, urine, industrial runoff, methamphetamine production, etc all kinda blend together after a while
That part Took Me Out 😂☠️
lmfaooo dutch has a plan
“I don’t smell anything”
homies off the gas
💀💀💀
Lmaooo
Facts
The worst moment is when you just finished smoking and someone walks to where you were just smoking and asks if you smell something, and you have to decide if you want to lie or tell the truth, and then from there lie again or tell the truth again.
Master Pope Yoda what?😂😂 why tf wouldn’t you lie
This pops up in my feed every 2 or 3 years, and it's always golden.
Looks like I'm not the only one.
hiii there xD
“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” 😂😂😂
“Yeah.. that’s weed.”
Had me dead
I busted out laughing when he said that
💀😭
He know exactly what it is. 💨👌
I live in Seattle and I can confirm that every human smokes weed there
Same ngl 😂😂😂😂💀
“i don’t smell anything, i really love the library.” makes sense
Yb highh sl
young bull was the nigga smoking it I’m already knowinn 😭
@@fazo1823 on god he was, he don’t know where the hell he at
Mans is higher than a kite
He ain't even know what it smells like
my little bro was higher than the clouds and they still couldnt pick up on him
"It's not like i'm Chooch or Chong or something"
💀
underrated line
@@paperbackk as soon as she said it i came to look for this comment, goated +2.
Here it is!!!
Cheech or chong* not chooch
@@neox5642 ChooChoo* not Cheech or Changs...
“…who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”
“Yup…that’s weed.”
I live in Seattle i love how where known as potheads 😂
@@erinsmith2713 Wait we are? Hold up I’m bouta move.
@@daiyu7956 we’re really not lol
Lol ceramics guy
My favorite part
“Eat shit Randall, I’m in recovery.” Gold
Holden Ross she doesn’t say eat shit she was continuing w her reporting and said something like “each of”
Jude Luff no. She says eat shit lol.
Jude Luff after his insult calling her a meth addict
@@judeluff What!??? How did u hear Each of? Lol clearly she said Eat Shit 😂
Jude Luff your the one smoking the weed
Lmaooo at Mr Thompson being a suspect with ZERO evidence besides his picture
Racial humor
@@CMECLAPNwhat? No?!
We would Never make the ONLY Black Person in a White Environment a Suspect because of his….. (gets a Note) Oh we do…
Well: (runs away and lets the Letter fall)
and Mr Thompson.
“Yup, that’s weed”😭😭😭
That 1 got me
@@jorgemendoza2432 well im number 666 now
Dude fucking same! 🤣😂
Bruh I swear to God, the moment I heard him say it, I was fucking dying 😂
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how they described the stoned kid as a young "reading enthusiast"
Yeah lol but was he found guilty though
I like the way that guy said yEp that's weed
The fact that they didn't suspect anything from him but accused Mr Thompson for no reason had me dying lmao
Ikr
And the expression on Dutch Gibb's face when he confirmed the smell was weed is priceless 🤣🤣
“Eat shit, Randall. Im in Recovery”
Paper Boy had the weed stashed in a hollowed out book he was pretending to read
0:55 “Yep... that’s weed” so glad he was on the case
Bimmer Boi 😂😂
That was the best part lmao
😂😂😂
Is this a joke?
haha, well. Of course
“I don’t smell anything.... I really really really love the library” 😂🤣
he was baked
Oleg Cattanach haha yeah that is the joke
he look high asfk
A true stoners spoken words! 🌬 💨
aznfetshkyle bro was high asf
i love the ladies all talking at the same time
Right! They really nailed the gossipy gal pals angle lmao.
Classic! Still makes me laugh after all these years, both inside and outside a library.
I feel really stupid for not realizing this was fake until the possible suspects part
The only reason I believed it was true to the end was because I wished this was true. Not sure if this says anything about me.
Brady L ....PMSL 😆....your comment make me laugh hard ! .....can just imagine you getting to that part and the news reporter starting to talk about a male suspect that looks like a girl who hangs by the quarry ....then your brain finally clicks,🤣🤣
you smelled the onion but didn't bite it. Don't feel bad that it almost got you, feel good it didn't. Not everyone can say the same, unfortunately.
It took me until the giant underwear
I didn’t notice till watching it
twice
Yep that’s weed 😭😭
-CeramicsTeacher2019
2013 dumbass
2013*
King Cation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣they brought in a specialist yep that’s weed lmao
Funny because I got high with my ceramics teacher in high school
Dana White funny cause my ceramics teacher always accused me of being high
This video never gets old
😂😂😂😂 this just randomly dropped on my feed and it’s a blessing
The high kid is so accurate, I almost wonder if they passed him a bong before filming.
it does raise questions about how that kid nailed it
Thats not actually how most act. I'm just completely normal
@@soggy_toast_69 that is how KIDS act, they have a low tolorance, WE act normal because WE aren't getting high, we're getting level and that's why we act normal
Slxshie I mean most people act fine when they didn’t smoke a lot, a lot of people act like that when their tolerance is low or they just smoke a shit ton
Gaming With Gabe eat your cereal
They bring in the hippie art teacher and he’s just like “ohhhh yup that’s weed alright” gotta trust him he lived in seattle in the 70s 😂
it was the glory days back then, wasnt it?
@Logan Donnelly bro I thought the same shit. Even kinda sound like him
Anybody else thought this was pressed the same way the milkshake brings boys?
ceramics people are a chill and peaceful bunch
@@josephgomes4904 right now is the golden age for weed
The casting on all of these is so baroque.
That librarian with the enormous, concerned eyes lmao. I have literally worked with so many people like that.
What a great The Onion video!
I couldn’t tell if this was real or not till she said “eat sh** Randall I’m in recovery
The Onion is entirely satirical. I don’t know if you knew this already, in that case then ignore this
@@chusetodd7931 no, there into the future report was accurate
@@chusetodd7931 i never noticed it was the union
this shit is so funny af
Not familiar with the onion?
“To bad it wasn’t meth they would’ve had Cathy sniff it out”
Cathy: “Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” had me dead
@Joe same dude that was fucking hilarious
Why'd they have to ruin it by revealing it's not real lol..
😂😂😂 why he do Kathy like that
I was not expecting that at all I was crying
shaaa.that rocked
This popped up on my recommended for 4/20, nice😎🥦
its been a decade since this has been posted and everytime i see it i still watch it
I love how their like “annnnd Mr. Thompson” 😂🤨
like no explanation or nothing
@@orvinal2883 is one needed?
@@literaldickinass2006 nope, that was the joke
He’s just a normal black guy with no history to note of, but yet he’s still a suspect. That’s the joke
bro I was having a bad day and I saw that title and I swear I laughed my ass off for 5 minutes
I didn’t realize this was fake until the librarians
KNG NO LIMIT so the fact that this is by the onion didn’t set off any red flags.
Its only weed no one cares ofc its a joke
You know the onion isn't the best reliable source for news...
/r/atetheonion
_pyrex fuck oh well
I love every single line in this video
The kid saying "Yeah... I really, really love the library :D" always gets me
"Yep...that's weed" - Dutch Gibbs, 2013
lol
😂
Geoffrey Bronson I was just about to comment that💀💀
Hahagahahahaha
*sigh*
This kid looks like he’d say “The back of the weed smells like library”
I hate it when that happens.
How was this kid not a suspect 🤔
Lol, that kid clearly high
"the weed of the library smells like back"
@@gamingbro2900 Because it’s from The Onion
Those ladies got a contact high lol
The Onion has to bring these back. The acting is always SO good in ALL of their bits.
"I don't smell anything but I really really really love the library" destroyed me from the inside.
Broo this comment has 420 likes
no it doesnt@@solomale2156
@@solomale2156 no it doesnt dumb dog
Ma boi was faded asf look at him💀
We all knew that one kid back int he day hah.
the “and Mr. Thompson” with no explanation killed me
@@BamaChad-W4CHD wtf, did you even watched the video? The one who lived in seattle in the 70s was the guy who said "yeah, thats weed"
Some comments got deleted. Probably too stupid. I mistakenly said Mr Thompson was the one they said "lived in Seattle for 3 years during the 70s"
Same 😂😂😂
@@BamaChad-W4CHD sorry for coming off so aggressive dude, Its all good is a little mistake
I think the joke is that he’s Black
This entire video is comedic gold. It’s the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣
Lol I like how you just walks in there and says yep that's weed
“ Yep that’s Weed “
*Pre Teen high asf giving interview*
“I don’t smell anything”😭😂😂😂😂😭
That smile though
@@kamikaz4560 Priceless
Pp
"I really, really really love the library"
Jesus Christ loves you
I used to work in a library. I hate how accurate everything in this is.
Wat
Daniel Martinez double wut 😐
@Daniel Martinez o.O huh
Daniel Martinez little do they know... I AM STILL THERE AND WATCHING THEM AHAHAHAHA
@Daniel Martinez we? Boy what do you know about being attractive
"Yup. that's weed" 👍🏾👏🏾
this is straight up gold
“Yup that’s weed”- Ceramics teacher
Come here Coward I died laughing when I heard that 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol mine somoked
That’s what my ceramics teacher would say
Omg lol
Let’s be honest
The librarians smoked that weed
Absolutely 🤣
The kid found their stash in a book behind the couch and now he reads every day. He loves that library 🤣
they sound like anxious birds talking to the ops
Facts
Lolol the way they’re all talking over each other 😭😂
Every now and then this video comes up when I’m searching something completely unrelated and the RUclips search function doesn’t work at all, however I still watch it because it’s just that entertaining
the funniest part of this is mr.thompson
That’s the kid that says “Ight imma fuh witcha”
lil esco 28
Really?
ong
in 2013 Esco had to be like 8-9 and his nose isnt that far up buddy out here looking like Voldemort n shit
“Thanks brah, imma catch you later g”
We hired a professional expert to help.
*”yep, thats weed ;-;”*
an expert who "lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s"
I wanted to like your comment but you have 420 likes rn :c
@@mrpringles6690 your act is a great honor to us all
This made my day 😭😂😂😂 especially the ending 🤣🤣🤣
God bless this kid, he loves the library so much. Keep on readin' champ, knowledge is the power! :)
List of suspects:
1. Lance - Has girl hair, hangs out by the quarry
2. Greg - Went ham on a plate of potato skins
3. M r T h o m p s o n
Hmmm, bldm apparently?
Racist
@@ruins4 who said what? (Genuinely confused here)
Take a joke LMAO
what is going on in the replies w h a t
"Randall, I'm in recovery."
Im dead
@@fgfam4805 HAHA
yeah but if he included the swear word in his original comment, youtube would have de-emphasized it
FG Fam good
My favorite part 🤣
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery" 😂😅😂😅
they nail organic dialogue
I can't stop laughing at the kid who's high and saying he can't smell anything
Him high? Nah, he's just a reading enthusiast, didn't you hear?
He's not high, he just REALLY likes the library
Haha
Neither can he.
As a weed smoker myself other people can smell it way better than me and says it stinks lol must do something to your smell senses or something
“That boy lance who has girl hair”
*alrighty then*
“i Am oFfended”
I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING ASRGDHKJNJK
Who hangs out down by the quarry
I feel attacked
we watched the video
10 years later 🎉
"Eat shit randall im in recovery"
“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” lmao
Eminem hospitalized due to stroke
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@@chevyrebel2219 stop self promoting trash song
@@chevyrebel2219 lmao shut up
@@chevyrebel2219 we don’t care nigga
That "yeah, thats weed" looks like a the office scene
Buddy looks like he smokes weed
I read this in a Chinese accent
She said she’s on recovery
Lmfaooooooo
Why’d you phrase that so weird lol
I was smiling through the whole vid, but that last burn had me laughing good!
One of the funniest skits they have done, the Librarians talking over each other killed me.
POV: You’re wondering why this was recommended to you, but hey, you’re not complaining
POV: You have a shitting fetish, and this youtube comment's section is your next target
I’m definitely not
Swear
Agreed 😂
Thank you
They’re like the 3 blind women from Hercules that share one eye
l3raiNfreeZe lol!! 😂😂
They like the 3 witches from Macbeth
Lmfao
On me
💯💯😭😭
The Onion, will always be iconic comedy.
“the boy wit the girl hair”LMAOOOOOOO😂😂😂
I love how the guy just goes “yup... that’s weed.”
Fucking love that guy “yup. That’s weed”
Exoryy you literally just repeated his comment and added the f word.. what’s the point bruh. Please go Han g yourself
Miniguccibear d no, I removed 2 .’s
Miniguccibear d also, why’d you put a space in between Han and G
If you can’t be bothered to say the whole word don’t say it at all
hands on hips and shaking he's head ajanajajajaja
"Yep that's weed." And "That boy Lance who has girl hair."
😂😂😂
I really love the library
Ahahhahahaha
Sounds about Lance
Lolll
“And that weird couch” 😭😭😭
ty youtube for recommending this to me 10 years later
“Well too bad it wasn’t meth they could have just had you come sniff it out huh Kathy”
“Eat shit Randell I’m in recovery”
Perfect
Yep we all heard it don’t know why you have to repeat what was said in the video...
@@rokeflame5288 for the FUCKING likes dude
Roke Flame for the same reason you posted this reply that nobody cares about 😂😂😂😂
Chad Smith or because it was funny?
This is literally what local news is like in small towns in the south.
I wish.
Its a blessing now
I can comfirm
I remember going to church and for YEARS people wouldn't shut up about some silverware robbery. That's when you know the town is DULL. Where I am now there's a nightly murder, and so I'm much happier.
@Brainszzz It's not boring.
Best thing I’ve ever seen thanks
You're welcome
Those Librarians definitely burnt the evidence
is no one gonna talk about the end "to bad is wasn't meth, they could've just had you sniff it out"
She’s in recovery
Another comment with 2.8k likes does, but he butchered the spelling so much it's no wonder you couldn't find it.
she’s in recovery
Damn😂😂😂
"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"
“Yup, that’s weed” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Pure gold ..❤
This whole skit is so on point hahaha
Is everyone going to ignore that roast in the end
“eat shit randal i’m in recovery” 😭
soicyn4sh ! That’s not the roast he was talking about
Lol
🤣🤣
@@yestest1066 ur a dumbass
“And Mr. Thompson” 💀
Brendan yep thats me
Brody Thompson you black?
that part had me dead asfk 😂
I was 420 like
"Chooch and chong"
The kid I don't smell it, because he smokes it. Yeah I just love the library lmao
The reporters dialogue at the end 😂