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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • From series 9… Lasso Alex. You must remain behind the line at all times.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

Комментарии • 162

  • @breakinggreens
    @breakinggreens Год назад +613

    On the podcast Ed revealed that they were told that this was a tie breaker task... Then David happened.

    • @capacitatedflux
      @capacitatedflux Год назад +95

      When I saw this comment, I had not seen David's attempt, and thought it would be because he somehow is a pro cowpoke and lassoed in one attempt.
      I should have known better.

  • @iliketrains3495
    @iliketrains3495 Год назад +760

    Alex: "You took slightly longer than all 4 of the others combined."
    Ed: *maniacal laughter*
    Also Ed: *Champion of Champions II*

    • @ncitshubham
      @ncitshubham Год назад +15

      *Spoilers*
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      .
      .
      He is not the Champion of Champions II. It is Richard Herring from season 10.

    • @Rona44
      @Rona44 Год назад +4

      @@ncitshubhamI wish I listened to the spoiler alert 😭

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Год назад +27

      @@ncitshubham I never said he was, in fact what I was referring to was pretty much the opposite lol

    • @barneymetcalfe8896
      @barneymetcalfe8896 Год назад +30

      No, he’s not saying he has the title, he’s referring to that special where Ed… breaks

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 Год назад +3

      What duck?

  • @Harvey1211
    @Harvey1211 Год назад +760

    This seems to be the first appearance of a task that was intended as a tiebreaker but ended up being a task proper. And what a treat it was. To think we almost never got to see the madness of ‘I’m gonna put another spoon on it’

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Год назад +32

      If it had remained a tie breaker task, we would have seen it if David had tied with someone. So basically never.

    • @MontyMonferno
      @MontyMonferno Год назад +61

      yeah! they mentioned on the podcast that it was originally intended to be a tiebreaker, but because of how awful David’s attempt was, they kept it in haha

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Год назад

      @@lisahenry20 Unless he and Ed were only awarded 1 point for the drawings on backs, I think he would tied with Rose then

    • @Smyleypan
      @Smyleypan Год назад +2

      If it had stayed a tie breaker than it might’ve meant Rose could have won the series given that the reason Ed won was because he beat Rose in every single tie break

    • @VaellinTheBard
      @VaellinTheBard Год назад +5

      ​@@Smyleypan tiebreakers dont give points, so Ed Gamble still wouldve won the series. She just mightve won an episode that she died in

  • @MelinaPaez
    @MelinaPaez Год назад +380

    How does David function on a daily basis? What’s his home like? How does he exist?
    He’s so frustrating to watch and I love it.

    • @nielsunnerup7099
      @nielsunnerup7099 Год назад +28

      Given that his job is to make people laugh, he's probably not quite so chaotic when nobody is watching.

    • @erwinchan6077
      @erwinchan6077 Год назад +11

      @@nielsunnerup7099 or he could be worse :)

    • @kewlwarez
      @kewlwarez Год назад +38

      He's tweeted more than once about microwaving his glasses...

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Год назад +12

      I don't think the spoons were that crazy of an idea. If he'd attached enough if them in a certain way, they could have kept the end of the rope in a more rigid way to keep it open as he threw, and so it would be easier to get it over Alex.
      It was an okay idea (I probably would have looked for a hoola hoop instead) with terrible execution.

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu Год назад +8

      you know what, the football taped to the rope wasn't that bad of an idea really, it sure makes it easier to throw/aim for someone who doesn't know how to lasso. The spoons though.. absolutely mental.

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill Год назад +512

    Joe Wilkinson would have wondered for 5 seconds about the rules, then lassoed Alex on the first try and celebrated it alongside everyone in the audience and on the panel... and then... when watching his glorious lasso throw a second time... you all know what would have been.

  • @ryanquek5841
    @ryanquek5841 Год назад +71

    8:08 Alex is so brutal saying "So it's the usual" for David's 1 point! This task was just vintage, and peak David Baddiel

  • @gregorydillon9167
    @gregorydillon9167 Год назад +243

    My first instinct was to ask Alex to walk closer. Clearly, that idea didn't have enough spoons

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 Год назад +14

      Ask Alex to get some spoons, then lasso him as he walks past?

  • @Romial34
    @Romial34 Год назад +112

    The look on Ed's face at 4:00 when he deduced that he could just move the tape killed me.

  • @somethingelse9176
    @somethingelse9176 Год назад +68

    I bet this was the first time Alex had to ask someone to read the top line rather than the last!

  • @RickeGnool
    @RickeGnool Год назад +91

    Ed has mentioned on the podcast several times that he was quite bitter about this Task because he was told it was a Tiebreaker, so he thought it didn’t matter that he didn’t do well in it.

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus Год назад +10

      Wouldn't tiebreakers be just as important?

    • @1violalass
      @1violalass Год назад +11

      @@SennaAugustus Presumably he was planning to get enough points from other tasks that he wouldn't need a tiebreaker at all.

    • @mss11235
      @mss11235 Год назад

      @@SennaAugustus Do you not know how game theory works?

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 Год назад +1

      Ed can be so petty and I love it!

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan Год назад +8

      @@SennaAugustus nah because if the points won't matter then it's just a great excuse to possibly get some schadenfreude on Alex for all the frustration and suffering he gave them.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Год назад +35

    Remember next time you don't know what to do: Just add more wooden spoons.

  • @TheFinalSmash
    @TheFinalSmash 11 месяцев назад +17

    Halfway through the video, four out of five contestants have been shown... wait.

  • @135chelmer
    @135chelmer Год назад +40

    The task said they had to stay behind the line but it didn’t say Alex had to. “Alex please walk to me”…put lasso over Alex…Task done 😎

    •  Год назад +8

      There was a line in front of Alex, but the task never mentions it… :D
      And those moments, when you notice who has and who hasn't watched previous series, are the bits I absolutely love the most. "Wait, the task says…"

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +209

    David Baddiel's greatest moment in his entire comedy career

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 Год назад +16

      Not a high bar in fairness

    • @fibrown444
      @fibrown444 Год назад +3

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 The Mary Whitehouse Experience was good back in the day.

    • @goldytwatus1674
      @goldytwatus1674 8 месяцев назад

      Those standards don't work out too well for the other contestants

  • @RosaCanina15
    @RosaCanina15 Год назад +5

    Here after listening to the podcast, I don't know how I never noticed how seriously pissed off he looks while they discuss how you were allowed to move the line

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад +28

    I'm glad Alex has face protection, I couldn't imagine how many times he'd get smacked in the face otherwise.

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 9 месяцев назад

      Especially when the spoons came out

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 Год назад +108

    I mean, Ed was technically correct.
    It wasn't "proper" cowboy rope because it was fresh. Brand new. Unbroken.
    New rope is stiff, and new waxed rope is tacky. Need to run it through your hands end to end a couple times to break it in.

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex Год назад +1

      That was a specific type of rope used for lassoing.

    • @verrufen2642
      @verrufen2642 Год назад +19

      ​@@Pagliacci_Rex try to display your lack of attention span in one sentence

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Pagliacci_RexCorrect… but, again, the newness of the wax is counterproductive. You want it to get off your fingers… not stay on it.

  • @hwood8001
    @hwood8001 Год назад +23

    Honestly thought this was a pretty mid task…and then spoons happened.
    Actual tears of laughter.

  • @obesus787
    @obesus787 Год назад +30

    Ed’s absolute glee at hearings Davids time gives me life

  • @Xerdoz
    @Xerdoz Год назад +5

    You hold the loop, not the rope itself. Then you spin it above your head.

  • @jonaslarsson5279
    @jonaslarsson5279 Год назад +20

    Russell Howard would've just walked in, thrown the lasso as usual, got it on his first try, and left.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Год назад +3

      Joe Wilkinson would’ve done it but gotten disqualified, & Nish Kumar would’ve done it for an hour.

  • @Moxiecore
    @Moxiecore Год назад +17

    I did not know why Alex was praying until David's time was announced: he just wanted it to end!

  • @TheRealLeesyKate
    @TheRealLeesyKate Год назад +5

    Jo Brand is a Commonwealth treasure

  • @leeks1408
    @leeks1408 Год назад +20

    I’m surprised David didn’t get disqualified because he stepped over the line but good for him for at least getting a point

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Год назад +17

      One point wasn't going to do anything for David. Might as well just give it to him

    • @rachelstechman5959
      @rachelstechman5959 Год назад +8

      The ol' Baddiel pity point

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 5 месяцев назад

      If people were disqualified for stepping over the line I suspect everybody would have been disqualified.

  • @UnitSe7en
    @UnitSe7en Год назад +3

    Does this show have Top Gear's old cameraman?
    The low angles, deep DoF and heavy use of filters...

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie Год назад +4

    “Lassoo.”

  • @zoeloutay4734
    @zoeloutay4734 Год назад +9

    The nonchalant way Alex says 'so it's the usual' is brutal 😂🤣

  • @TheVoitel
    @TheVoitel Год назад +8

    It only said "you must stand behind this line", but not "Alex must stand behind the other line". So I suppose the fastest way would have been to simply ask Alex to come over to your side ...

    • @Spaxcore
      @Spaxcore Год назад

      Or just throw the loop to Alex and tell him to lasso himself.

    • @TheVoitel
      @TheVoitel Год назад +1

      @@Spaxcore Or do it the mathematical way. Put the lasso around yourself and define: I’m on the outside ...

  • @jwagsftw
    @jwagsftw Год назад +5

    I saw how long the video was and figured "surely there must be more to it than lasso Alex." But no. That's all they had to do.

  • @juliabachmann2682
    @juliabachmann2682 Год назад

    This was the funniest thing I’ve watch in months

  • @Whisdom
    @Whisdom Год назад +8

    nearly died choking on water at "the usual"

  • @dorissaclaire
    @dorissaclaire Год назад +4

    What am I missing here why is Kerry Godliman standing in for Katy??

    • @AydenCard
      @AydenCard Год назад +4

      Katy Wix was ill during the studio segments of this episode, so Kerry Godliman stood in for her while Katy was absent at the time.

  • @EngineerLume
    @EngineerLume Год назад +1

    I was literally looking for this the other day, lol

  • @Qrail
    @Qrail Год назад +6

    Always fun to see something entirely different.

  • @mbuhler6892
    @mbuhler6892 Год назад +7

    The spoons 😂

  • @littleolliebenjy
    @littleolliebenjy Год назад +1

    So good!

  • @idkwhat2dowithmyhands
    @idkwhat2dowithmyhands Год назад +4

    This hurt watching as a Mexican American living in Texas

    •  Год назад

      I agree, it hurt… my sides, from laughing at Jo moving the bloody line. :D

  • @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw
    @FirstNameLastName-gh9iw Год назад +3

    Hold on that not Katy Wik…

    • @mattkennedy9308
      @mattkennedy9308 Год назад

      Apparently she was ill for the live component that's filmed later

  • @ianitor
    @ianitor Год назад +2

    nice these are lining up with the podcast episode just released...

  • @rachelstechman5959
    @rachelstechman5959 Год назад +4

    Truly one of the greatest tasks of all time

  • @Zubiila
    @Zubiila Год назад +1

    My first thought was to move the carpet, like Rose ended up doing, but Jo's idea was brilliant!

  • @Tibbyrevolution
    @Tibbyrevolution Год назад +10

    He built a bloody weapon.

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 Год назад

    Yup move the line

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Год назад +11

    I genuinely thought someone would actually do this one as written. it can't be THAT HARD to throw a line, they all just kept using either too large or too small of a loop

  • @hiiistrex2838
    @hiiistrex2838 Год назад +1

    Why didn't any of them think to ask Alex to move closer

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye Год назад +1

    What no one considered is that it didn't say where Alex had to be.

  • @wishiwerespecial
    @wishiwerespecial Год назад +1

    This is the first task I can say as an American I'd have the advantage.

  • @Raintamp
    @Raintamp Год назад +1

    I'd just ask Alex to come to me.

  • @Susan_-yt1re
    @Susan_-yt1re 2 месяца назад

    I laughed way too hard at this. I think I know the theory behind the spoons but probably wouldn't be my go-to option.

  • @Verity58
    @Verity58 Год назад +1

    That's... that's not a lasso, that's a flail...

  • @syev6070
    @syev6070 Год назад +3

    lasooo

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 7 месяцев назад

    Why are all the English folks saying this Spanish word wrong? Lasso comes from lazar, to link or bind together, right? So as a noun it’s lazo, or lasso, from the first-person singular yo lazo, and there’s no such word as lassoo. Los lazos familiares son muy importantes, etc. But saying lassoo is like saying, “I want to eat a tacoo.” Man, I feel as pedantic as Jordan Schlansky now, but this has been driving me mad since I first saw this task a couple years ago. Kudos to Rose, not from England, for being the only one who can speak English correctly. Ha

  • @PixelGamer91
    @PixelGamer91 Год назад +1

    Now that's a loop hole

  • @motodog242
    @motodog242 6 месяцев назад

    As a Texan… yea… this task is still hard… if the line wasn’t movable/Alex wasn’t movable.

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess Год назад

    This task would be so easy if they stopped trying to spin the lasso around like a cartoon those ropes are pretty rigid so like you can just make the loop bigger then through it like a hula hoop

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 Год назад

    Stick em up youu dodgers I’m a cowwdoy

  • @Animalshikeforfun
    @Animalshikeforfun Год назад +9

    Also I'm not sure any of these people actually completed the task as it was written. The process of lassoing something involves getting the rope over it and then cinching it down on the thing being lassoed. They mostly just threw a loop over someone and let it fall right to the ground without pulling the loop closed.

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 Год назад +8

      By that argument, David is the only one to successfully lasso Alex.

    • @Animalshikeforfun
      @Animalshikeforfun Год назад +3

      @@somethingelse9176 ya. it's funny but I think that might actually be true. apart from him not actually getting the loop over Alex's head.

  • @nadger1337
    @nadger1337 5 месяцев назад

    Dsvid is off his rcoker. Im surprised hes allowed out on his own.

  • @__eivy__5391
    @__eivy__5391 Год назад

    I thought David is John Oliver

  • @michaelcullen5308
    @michaelcullen5308 4 месяца назад

    Where is Kerry's attempt?

  • @teazer7057
    @teazer7057 Год назад

    Didn’t look like to me that David stayed behind the line at all times! He went to the caravan!

  • @blondsquirrel4739
    @blondsquirrel4739 9 месяцев назад

    As someone who knows how to lasso this was hilarious to me

  • @notalostnumber8660
    @notalostnumber8660 Год назад

    Nobody asked Alex to move closer

  • @Twentydragon
    @Twentydragon Год назад

    "Lassoo"?

  • @dubious6718
    @dubious6718 Год назад

    Just move the line.

  • @alphaelectricx6753
    @alphaelectricx6753 11 месяцев назад

    Could someone tell me why the one woman had a replacement?

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 10 месяцев назад +1

      Katy Wix was ill during one of the studio tapings (they film two a session) so she was subbed in by Kerry and Katherine Ryan

  • @serendipitousprincess6142
    @serendipitousprincess6142 Год назад

    Lassoo? 😂

  • @odd_shoes
    @odd_shoes Год назад

    Can someone tell me which episode the drawing on backs is in?

  • @nothanks9174
    @nothanks9174 Год назад +8

    Usually I concede the British pronunciation of English words is correct but lasso comes from Spanish lazo which sounds like the American (and I guess Kiwi) pronunciation.

    • @hunbi1875
      @hunbi1875 Год назад +4

      i dont mean to be that guy but actually generally speaking the american pronounciation 9specifically southern) of words is actually more similar to how they were pronounced back in the day

    • @nothanks9174
      @nothanks9174 Год назад +3

      @@hunbi1875 It’s perfectly fine to be that guy, I started it lol

    • @georgio101
      @georgio101 4 месяца назад

      Lass-oo used to be the favoured pronunciation in America. Cowboys in the Old West would've called it a lass-oo, which is where British folk got the pronunciation. Consider also 'buckaroo', which comes from 'vaquero' for a similar treatment of a Spanish loanword.
      British folk used to pronounce it lass-oh based on spelling, but there's actually dictionaries from the period complaining about this as a mistake!
      In the intervening century, British people picked up the 'correct' lass-oo pronunciation, but Americans meanwhile shifted back towards 'lass-oh'.

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 11 месяцев назад +1

    Credit to David, he actually did the task without cheating.

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 9 месяцев назад +1

      They all did, that's why there were no disqualifications.

  • @davidallen111
    @davidallen111 Год назад +6

    As an American, I feel that I should point out that none of the contestants did anything that even hinted at proper technique.

    • @RD-js3uo
      @RD-js3uo Год назад +3

      I wasn't aware that only Americans were able to use a lasso, that's a pretty cool and strange fact.

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 Год назад +4

      @@RD-js3uo It is not that only Americans can use a lasso. It is a Mexican invention, and many Canadians have used one. It is just that here in America using a lasso is a popular form of entertainment and has been for over a hundred years.
      American children learn how to stretch a rope, shape a loop, and snag a fence post at ten paces at a young age. Some of them go on to compete at snagging sheep and goats, then calves, cows, and horses. Some Americans even do it for a living.
      And many Americans, even old men, still like to snag a fence post once in a while.

    • @RD-js3uo
      @RD-js3uo Год назад +1

      @@davidallen111 cool! Thankyou for the knowledge drop. (This sounds sarcastic but I do appreciate it)

    • @diogenesoliveira6473
      @diogenesoliveira6473 Год назад +4

      @@davidallen111 I really doubt it's even the majority of American children

  • @THE_CDN
    @THE_CDN Год назад +7

    Watching people who've clearly never worked on a farm, or ridden a horse, is hilarious!

    • @Spaxcore
      @Spaxcore Год назад +9

      Even if they'd all worked on a farm in the UK, we don't use lassoing in the UK on farms.

    • @THE_CDN
      @THE_CDN Год назад

      @@Spaxcore Not even to lasso young livestock that need to be reigned in? Interesting.

    • @Spaxcore
      @Spaxcore Год назад +5

      @@THE_CDN we tend to work in much smaller scale in the UK so we'll round animals into barns using dogs and quad bikes then seperate the animal once they're confined. Things might be different on various farms but I grew up farm handing in Scotland and never once saw a lasso. We don't really use horses much either. Some farmers will ride for pleasure and I know a guy who uses draft horses for remote area logging, but that's pretty unusual.

    • @THE_CDN
      @THE_CDN Год назад

      @@Spaxcore No horses, but quads are the way to go, I guess. I haven't worked on a farm in decades, so I guess I'm behind the times. Lol!

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 11 месяцев назад

      So the vast majority of humans?

  • @mat_tamarin
    @mat_tamarin Год назад +3

    Kerry Godliman's attempt is missing, whoops!
    Edit; ahh she was a sub in the studio for Katy Wix, forgot about that!

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Год назад +13

      I don't know if you're joking or not, but Kerry was only a sub-in for Katy Wix in the studio for two episodes, all the recorded tasks were still done by Katy

    • @MikeDCWeld
      @MikeDCWeld Год назад +4

      @I Like Trains they probably should have popped a clip or annotation explaining that at the beginning. Not everyone watching has seen the full episode and some that have may not remember everything that happened in it. I've certainly seen things in the shorter videos that I didn't remember from the full episode.

    • @andrewjolly319
      @andrewjolly319 Год назад +2

      I got so confused by this. I went back and forwards...

    • @mat_tamarin
      @mat_tamarin Год назад

      @@iliketrains3495 ahhh cheers, forgot about that 👍

  • @joshuaclark9366
    @joshuaclark9366 Год назад

    Cool. Huge fan

  • @StercusAcciditMedia
    @StercusAcciditMedia Год назад +1

    Is is missing Kerris go?

    • @chiptovar
      @chiptovar Год назад +9

      Katy Wix was not feeling well and missed two of the live episodes.Kerri replaced her for one and Katherine Ryan came in for the other.

  • @hopemccalley6955
    @hopemccalley6955 Год назад

    There are so many ways to cheat this task…..I think. The task never said that Alex/Carpet couldn’t move. So, move Alex closer to you. Also, no where was it said that any spot of Alex was off limits or you had to loop a specific spot (i.e top of head). And, you have to stay behind the line but, the rules didn’t say that the line had to stay where it was originally placed.
    Btw, I’m commenting before the task officially starts so, maybe others will have better ideas.
    *omg the spoons

    •  Год назад

      "cheat". If you think they're in any way cheating, you haven't understood Taskmaster yet. Hint: the only rules are _in the task_ There are no "ground rules".

    • @hopemccalley6955
      @hopemccalley6955 Год назад

      @ I just meant “cheat the task” like, find the loopholes to solve the task besides, just going straight to the most obvious answer/attempting to complete without messing up a simple “unspoken rule”. Like, this show has said, “all instructions are written on the task”. It just is interesting that humans have so many ways to complete a simple problem.
      Sorry, if this sounded rude, I just wanted to try to explain my self better.

  • @mericaman9660
    @mericaman9660 Год назад +1

    Darn British people this is why we left, and taxes

    •  Год назад +6

      You left because you hated fun?

  • @0860888080
    @0860888080 Год назад +5

    0:33 : "You must stand behind this line at all times".
    I'm not sure the caravan is behind the line. Seems like someone should have been straight out disqualified for getting supplies in the caravan

    •  Год назад

      Everything behind the line is also in front of the line, if you want to go that direction ;-)