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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @marku304
    @marku304 Год назад +1046

    that camera pan from a pile of veneer shelves and rubber mats to Morgana dragging a giant cushion out of the caravan is one of the finest examples of Taskmaster's signature passive-aggressive editing.

    • @StaceWah
      @StaceWah Год назад +23

      You're so right. It's a proprietary style of pass ag 🤣🤣

    • @alexrteutsch
      @alexrteutsch Год назад +26

      On par with the 'wetting the teabags' cut

  • @Harvey1211
    @Harvey1211 Год назад +759

    In one episode (can’t remember which one), Greg Davies said ‘I was born in ‘68 and I am 6 foot 8’ and from then on, I’ve never forgotten the age and height of The Taskmaster.

    • @bigbud587
      @bigbud587 Год назад +6

      Well he is 54 years old, but he is 6’8” so at least you got that right.

    • @robotikempire
      @robotikempire Год назад +198

      @@bigbud587 You use the year he was born to calculate his current age genius

    • @marshmelleoh
      @marshmelleoh Год назад +21

      @@bigbud587 oof

    • @8bit_pineapple
      @8bit_pineapple Год назад +44

      @@bigbud587 people born in 68 are 54 👀

    • @italicpigeon
      @italicpigeon Год назад +23

      @BigBud are you OK dude?

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill Год назад +175

    "That's literraly physical discrimination"
    "So be it."

  • @69Buddha
    @69Buddha Год назад +284

    As a funny note, the top hit on Google now for "How tall is Greg" is immediately 6' 8" and describes Greg Davies.

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 Год назад +1

      Mine was like 3 or 4 down

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou Год назад +13

      Google changes results to fit you. Not the same for everyone.

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ Год назад +198

    I really liked how Desiree chose to display Greg's balls on the shelf. They were nicely tucked in and had an easy way out in case he really needed to use them.

  • @asimplehuman
    @asimplehuman Год назад +148

    I was ready for Alex to say that some of the balls didn't belong to Greg, so they would have all failed on that account.

    • @coolkumquats
      @coolkumquats Год назад +26

      That was my immediate response. They all made the assumption that the balls on the plate were, in fact, the balls they were supposed to build a shelf for. But Taskmaster has tricked people with that kind of thing before! I would've done a quick check around the house to make sure there wasn't a basket of other balls labeled "Taskmaster" hidden somewhere

    • @TheNightShallLast
      @TheNightShallLast Год назад +6

      Yeah, I was absolutely expecting for either some of the balls to be the wrong ones, or for there to be other balls somewhere.

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic Год назад +8

      That absolutely shouldve been the twist to the task, they go into the taskmaster house and they find a miniature snooker table with the taskmaster logo

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 4 месяца назад +6

      they can't have tricks with *every* task
      I also feel like sometimes the tasks are set up for a trick, but because not even one contestant figures it out, they decide to just leave the trick out entirely, because it would be no fun to just fail them all on account of something none of them noticed

    • @lunabelletheinsane
      @lunabelletheinsane 2 месяца назад

      @@kiiturii I feel this too.

  • @matthewvernon3774
    @matthewvernon3774 Год назад +43

    Nice juxtaposition of Victoria and Morgana in this task. Victoria, most often hopeless at tasks was incredibly speedy and efficient. Morgana, usually so reliable, had a complete meltdown. Gotta love Taskmaster! 😂

  • @dennysingh2813
    @dennysingh2813 Год назад +79

    I don't think I've liked an entire cast as much as this group. Also, Desiree's positivity is always very heartwarming. They all seem like people you'd want to hang out with and have fun.

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 Год назад +165

    As I’ve pointed out when this clip has been shared before, ‘snooker’ with a short ‘oo’ is a valid pronunciation (e.g. in Wales, which Greg should know as a Salopian like me) and when a word isn’t used in American English Desirée is right that she has no choice but to arbitrarily choose one British pronunciation or another.

    • @shadou1234567
      @shadou1234567 Год назад +19

      i love Desiree, her introduction on this task is amazing "i guess i don´t even know what it is in this country"

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад +4

      It's snooker, not an obscure, never mentioned activity.
      It's not tooootally impossible she wouldn't have ever heard the word.

    • @hirshja
      @hirshja Год назад +62

      @@Tao_Tology in much of the US, Snooker isnt known.

    • @shadou1234567
      @shadou1234567 Год назад +46

      @@Tao_Tology i am neighter american or british, never heard of it before. Know the balls as billiard or pool balls. I guess it is indeed a obscure word.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Год назад +3

      so americans don't play snooker?

  • @mountieman18
    @mountieman18 Год назад +16

    The camera man at 3:41 is a genius

  • @LeornianCyng
    @LeornianCyng Год назад +26

    Victoria would be brilliant at segments, where the line usually is “Here’s one I made earlier”. 😂

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Год назад +112

    Desiree is such a joy to watch; she's having so much fun on the show.

  • @mikbdee2186
    @mikbdee2186 Год назад +9

    Kept waiting for one of them to grab the portrait of Greg and just hold it up to the shelf.

  • @rachelb5530
    @rachelb5530 Год назад +62

    was waiting for the reveal that there was another ball somewhere else that they had to have found and added to the collection

    • @csodatatu
      @csodatatu Год назад +13

      I thought that there was an extra ball that needed to be removed :D

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Год назад +1

      @@csodatatu same

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Год назад +3

      I thought they would make Greg get on the shelf.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Год назад

      If you know snooker, you can see all the colours are there. Power snooker, which includes an orange ball and a purple ball, never really took off.

    • @jodievdw
      @jodievdw Год назад +1

      Like a bowling ball, that'd completely change what the shelf needed to be to hold it.

  • @sarahng5191
    @sarahng5191 Год назад +15

    I'm always happy when there's a new post from this channel

  • @sherryxia8362
    @sherryxia8362 Год назад +173

    I didn’t know the Taskmaster’s balls required a shelf..

    • @Slaaan
      @Slaaan Год назад +13

      No one knew, but we all expected

    • @Yue_Jin
      @Yue_Jin Год назад +1

      You seen the size of him?

    • @jacobsmith-hi6ey
      @jacobsmith-hi6ey Год назад +2

      no the real surprise that it wasn't golden.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Год назад +3

      When Greg looks straight forward, we now know that what he wants to see: Balls.

    • @Jovius2k
      @Jovius2k Год назад +2

      When you're that tall... LOL

  • @tracy9610
    @tracy9610 Год назад +53

    I’m really looking forward to New Years Treat 🎉

  • @stephenwilliams163
    @stephenwilliams163 Год назад +10

    For curiosity I paused the video to Google "how tall is Greg". Google didn't even bat an eye. Right at the top it just said "6' 8" "

  • @TaskmasterMN
    @TaskmasterMN Год назад +695

    The age-old question of our times: "How tall is... Greg"

    • @sherryxia8362
      @sherryxia8362 Год назад +17

      Who’s Greg?

    • @ybbetter9948
      @ybbetter9948 Год назад +33

      @@sherryxia8362 greg… from greggs

    • @blacksquirrel4008
      @blacksquirrel4008 Год назад +2

      Had to Google it myself 6’8”. So tall

    • @ulfjohnsen6203
      @ulfjohnsen6203 Год назад +7

      tried googling that and got 2.03m... And a picture to confirm it was the right man

    • @OffshoreITguy
      @OffshoreITguy Год назад +23

      If you google "how tall is greg," it shows you Greg Davies height lol.

  • @bluecat2991
    @bluecat2991 Год назад +4

    Are we just going to gloss over Greg's cry of "It's not fair!" at the very end?

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад +3

    The timelapse at the beginning was beautiful!

  • @kieranbullock02
    @kieranbullock02 Год назад +10

    I remember an episode of WILTY where Rob Brydon specifically said the Welsh pronunciation of snooker was exactly like Desiree said it the first time. Then Greg said it was not said like that "in any land". So... does the Taskmaster hate the Welsh??

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +4

      I hope not, he is Welsh.

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I immediately thought of that too. And I'm pretty sure Greg has a lot of Welsh heritage, so it seemed odd to me he said that.

  • @m84winzi
    @m84winzi Год назад +3

    Ah the way Greg said "Snock/Snok"" not being a word in any language really made me think of Conan's Snuck correction with Jennifer Garner.

  • @rubenmontoya4147
    @rubenmontoya4147 Год назад +4

    Any post from this channel is welcome.

  • @Jovius2k
    @Jovius2k Год назад +64

    On a whim, I looked on Google to see how tall Greg Davies is. Soon as I typed "How tall is Greg" the auto-complete said "Davies" right off the bat!
    Makes me think how many people searched to see how tall the Taskmaster is after this clip was posted.
    6 foot 8 inches, by the way

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад +4

      No, it's because your browser remembers all your previous times you searched for Greg Davies info.

    • @Jovius2k
      @Jovius2k Год назад +12

      @@Tao_Tology So, you're telling me I've searched constantly for Greg Davies' height. I figure that'd be a one-and-done kind of thing.

    • @noobgoestrapping5084
      @noobgoestrapping5084 Год назад +9

      @@Tao_Tology that's not how browsers function anymore, not solely. It absolutely will autocomplete just based on what is common among users generally speaking.
      This is a dynamically updated system.

    • @argothiel
      @argothiel Год назад

      I did the search, and he was like third from the top in my autocompletion results. But I'm more of a casual fan of the show (and I'm from Europe if it matters).

    • @WhytefangYT
      @WhytefangYT Год назад +7

      He was born in '68 and is 6 foot 8.
      That's all I've got about him, but god damn do I know it.

  • @LifeIsABlackHole9
    @LifeIsABlackHole9 Год назад +1

    can't believe they didn't dock points for the vice grips on the actual shelf. thought that would've gotten them for sure.

  • @DarthBil1
    @DarthBil1 Год назад +8

    I was certain one of the balls was not going to have belonged to Greg.

  • @theresajohnson2168
    @theresajohnson2168 Год назад +5

    I'm betting the wooden pallet behind the shed was the perfect height line. Pop it against the wall and Bob's your Uncle!

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Год назад +3

      That's amazing! How'd you know I had an uncle named Bob?

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 Год назад

      height line?

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 Год назад

      @@jonhohensee3258 vertical length required to meet the challenge (ie. Greg's eyeline.)

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 Год назад

      @@jonhohensee3258 does that make it harder to figure out what height line means? Are you still confused about that?

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 Год назад

      @@forallthestupidshit3550 I don't think they said "height line".

  • @HHh-ej4rl
    @HHh-ej4rl Год назад +9

    I'm disappointed Morgana didn't make a balls joke

  • @tacticalidiots2340
    @tacticalidiots2340 Год назад +3

    Snucker is the welsh accent pronunciation

  • @Kaedevirus
    @Kaedevirus Год назад +1

    Decided to Google "How tall is Greg" and, surprisingly, it does show Greg Davies.

  • @8-bitbruhify433
    @8-bitbruhify433 Год назад +2

    if little alex horne is 6'2 im pretty sure im bite sized

  • @AustralianGrizzly
    @AustralianGrizzly Год назад +10

    Today I learned...
    Greg is a Giant, and Alex is not a short little man but infact, 6cm taller than myself...

  • @AydenCard
    @AydenCard Год назад +2

    *One contestant was "snuckered" during the filming of this task.*

  • @jaadmaan8156
    @jaadmaan8156 Год назад +3

    Snook is a word, its a type of fish...

  • @coopsjosh051
    @coopsjosh051 Год назад

    We say snooker like snucker in Wales, at least in my area.

  • @RR-bn5wo
    @RR-bn5wo Год назад +6

    I just wanna get under a blanket and eat a pack of snookers.

  • @1gks
    @1gks Год назад

    TITLE GOES CRAZY

  • @donjoncherrywon
    @donjoncherrywon 7 месяцев назад

    As a South african I say snooker like Desire

  • @travis303
    @travis303 Год назад +5

    So is snooker just the British word for pool? I looked up the game and it looks like it's played on the same table, in a similar way.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie Год назад +13

      No. They’re obviously similar, but different games. Snooker is more long-form. And the table size is greater.

  • @ryeencoke
    @ryeencoke Год назад +3

    Bad Dong

  • @marcuscostello5635
    @marcuscostello5635 5 месяцев назад

    Morgana has water Puuuusssss

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw Год назад +1

    I typed in "how tall is Greg" and it says 6′ 8″

  • @PapaBreach
    @PapaBreach 2 месяца назад

    you don't want to know that's how we pronounce snooker in USA xD

  • @jpdj2715
    @jpdj2715 Год назад

    Disappointed that nobody asked for Davies' inseam, so as to make a shelf at that level, after all the question is about his balls

  • @vincentcassar9820
    @vincentcassar9820 9 месяцев назад

    Nobody notices that Alex says that Greg's chin level is 71.5 cm😅

  • @williamvasquez4857
    @williamvasquez4857 Год назад +2

    'snoek' is a fish.

  • @kasssim9587
    @kasssim9587 Год назад +1

    I never realised how funny this gay couple could be

  • @Tharukan
    @Tharukan Год назад +1

    "Only the taskmasters snooker balls may be on the finished shelf". And a cushion, apparently.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Год назад +8

      The cushion _was_ the shelf, by your definition every shelf would have a plank of wood on it.

  • @kschepelern
    @kschepelern Год назад +2

    so this wasn't part of the broadcast?

    • @tracy9610
      @tracy9610 Год назад +4

      It was. They just throw these “full tasks” up on RUclips.

    • @dawnlawson7254
      @dawnlawson7254 Год назад +2

      @@tracy9610 do you know which episode? I thought I'd watched them all but hadn't seen this before

    • @greasyphilip
      @greasyphilip Год назад +2

      Season 12 Episode 7. Task 2

  • @SanderGoldman
    @SanderGoldman Год назад +3

    lol It will never not look ridiculous when british people make fun of people for pronouncing Snooker the obvious way it should clearly be pronounced

  • @LiMiNAL_
    @LiMiNAL_ Год назад

    I need some answers:
    How many of you would just break down if you knew your life depended on building a functional shelf?
    Seriously, I need to know. No shame here. Just be honest: would building a shelf stress you out?
    Thanks in advance
    -construction man

  • @TheWorldsStage
    @TheWorldsStage Год назад +3

    I thought British people didn't use measures like feet and inches. Shouldn't his height be measured in hogswallops or Queenie-Bits or whatever?

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara Год назад

      1. Apparently, it's a little mixed! I think I heard they use MPH for speed limits?
      2. Oh, come on, all their lengths are some prefix followed by "meters." Millimeters, kilometers, etc. Don't make up silly names for metric measurements when we don't have a leg to stand on with our arbitrary names for measurements in the imperial system.

  • @georgielancaster1356
    @georgielancaster1356 Год назад

    I am always slowed in my interest in behaviour, by Morgana's permanent awareness of her looks. Brigit has it, too, but has more interest in being quirky and witty and funny.
    I haven't seen all the episodes of all the shows. Somes series I may have missed, completely.
    But I don't recall any other women so 'aware' of their attractiveness. Victoria is fairly careful about her dignity, but everybody else - including Victoria, just mucks in - that I have seen.
    Both Morgana and Brigit have no problem in holding Greg's eyes WITH confidence and challenge. I think well aware of their allure, even if Brigit also has eyes that twinkle in mischief.
    All the other women look at Greg as just another male they like as company. As you would another girl. No allure or eye held looks, wanted on the voyage...
    It is really interesting. I really cannot remember any other women catching my attention as an interested observer.
    I am NOT implying anything happened. Just what I observed in body language and choice of clothing, (which is, in itself, a form of body language).
    It genuinely interests me.

  • @rrett44556
    @rrett44556 Год назад +1

    The trick to this challange is to not build a shelf and then on the live show just say to greg "i though you were castrated so you have no balls to put on a shelf"

  • @lotuseater7247
    @lotuseater7247 Год назад

    Romesh is one of the most intelligent and most simplistic in his ideas. He's like a conceptualist.

    • @CC-zf4yv
      @CC-zf4yv Год назад +24

      That'll be Guz Khan then...!

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Год назад

      oof

    • @lotuseater7247
      @lotuseater7247 Год назад

      @@CC-zf4yv all look the same to me

    • @imaan9246
      @imaan9246 Год назад +1

      @@lotuseater7247 I’m guessing you look like a racist tosser. You may question what exactly does a racist tosser look like but like how you put it, they all look the same :)

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 Год назад +2

    the black woman just confirmed what I think about Americans. They think they speak english and everyone else speaks another language entirely.

    • @drumline17
      @drumline17 Год назад +30

      Or it's just a word she's never heard before and she's making a lighthearted joke lol

    • @imaan9246
      @imaan9246 Год назад +6

      While this does apply to a lot of Americans, it doesn’t apply to Desiree, a comedian, whose job is it to make a joke out of things. She is very self aware. Seems your hating clouded your judgement

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 Год назад +1

    When Victoria speaks I want to hit the mute button.

  • @InshushaGroupie
    @InshushaGroupie Год назад +1

    Snoek, pronounced "snook" is a fish eaten in South Africa.

  • @Filmstudent3663
    @Filmstudent3663 Год назад

    How posh are you to say “I don’t know how to put up a shelf”

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix Год назад +1

      she couldn't fold a paper airplane either; for the live task... imagine being that useless and thinking you should be lecturing anyone about anything.