I have some good news and bad news, the good news is i have screenshot some of the wiki page and captioned some parts of the wiki. The bad news is it's not much, and the main way to post these screenshots are on DeviantArt. Although i could try sharing them onto Google Photos, i'll figure something out
@@feetyeet8538yeah we sure as hell ain’t going to Heaven with how much shit we put on poor Bolt to watch these movies…he’s in his own he’ll having to revisit whatever these movies are.
Fun fact: Dreamwork's Madagascar is a rip off of Disney’s “The Wild”. Most people think Madagascar was made first however, "The Wild" was being worked on since 1991. Dreamworks caught wind of this and rushed a lower budget version of the movie, so they could steal Disney's sales.
That…actually sounds legit. Say what you will about The Wild, but at the very least, it looked far better animated than Madagascar. As for me? I have only seen bits and pieces of The Wild and have no real opinion on it. But after hearing that fun fact from you, geez that movie was treated dirty.
One of the A Car's Life movies was dubbed and telecasted here in Sri Lanka. I remember me and my brother wondering who in the right mind thought that this would be a good movie to telecast on a TV channel as a "kids' holiday special". They even put time and effort into dubbing it!
I went online to find the budget for a car's life, and I instead found this one review for the movie that made me die laughing. They mentioned that films like Schneider's List (that's how the review spells it) couldn't compare to this, and that the animation was fluent and smooth throughout and there is "definitely no clipping or glitching in the animation at all." After their conclusion they said that the movie was great for the whole family, and then the rest of it is about half a page worth of what I can only predict was either them smashing their head against the keyboard, or they got abducted by the Bye Bye Man and then that was left in the chat as a result! I don't know if it was sarcastic or not, but I was dying when I reached the end of it!
I watched A Car's Life late at night in VC with a couple friends. We absolutely pissed ourselves with laughter at what one of my friends wouldn't stop calling "The Execution Scene".
I remember seeing all of the covers of these ripoffs in the dollar store from time to time. I always wondered how cursed they were in reality, and now I wish I didn't
Ballsuck McGee and Pissy McShitass just cracked me up: the rest of that scene was icing on the cake. Edit: Diamondbolt has been labled as the composer, so there's a thing 😂
The cars one literally has now given me fear and traumatised me, even though we didnt watch it, Adam, i dont blame you for having trauma, not one bit, but this like you is now forever stuck in my brain.
There is a bootleg that tried ripping off Shrek. It’s a movie from 2007 named “Donkey Xote” or “Aeslet” that features a donkey who looks very similar to Donkey from Shrek. The tagline for the movie is “from the producers who saw Shrek.”
I remember years ago my mother went to Poundland and came home with an animated movie called Trolland, presumably being made to market of Trolls but damn was it different than we thought. We are talking non-animated hands, practically every asset being reused and poorly overlayed on a background filled with clipping errors. All topped off with a main character with a voice that’s unwittingly deep for someone 2 foot tall and proportioned like a smurf. It’s one of the lesser known ripoffs but if you want a good laugh or are interested in these dumpster fire movies then I highly recommend it!
I know theres a lot of dead air in the cars rip off but it is genuinely amazing with how... crude it is for a kids movie. Those parts are like, genuinely hilarious.
For bestowing such horrors upon mortal eyes, I sentence you as innocent. Now drop into a pit of Sharkticons, these absolute mockeries of movies deserve a mockery of justice.
I actually vaguely remember watching "An Ants Life" at school back in the 2nd grade. I still don't know why the teachers even played it or what they were doing.
I used to own an ant life on vhs. I remember only watching it twice, but in 20ish plus years I would get memories of this movies specifically when the mantis takes the tails of the geckos and then looks at the worm character and says something along the lines of I don't like bug and I've wondered for the longest what the hell was it called
I remembered an Ant’s Life, when I visit my Nan’s house I regularly put this on alongside Madagascar 2. Now looking back on it it most certainly doesn’t stand up but it reminds me of my Nan so I can’t complain.
God, I remember watching An Ant’s Life. It was a fever dream which me and brother considered a good film when we were young, coming across a video about it now just brings back memories of how it actually was bad lmao.
Oh, Speedy didn't give me hearing damage. I got my fill of that from "ULTRA MAGNUS! I'M IN TROUBLE!" "I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!" I swear on the AllSpark that once I get my HasLab Omega Prime I will recreate that with someone.
fun fact "Tangled Up" is actually a rerelease of an entry of a series called "Tales around the World" by Britannica hosted by Pat Morita that talked about famous Fairy Tales and their analogues across different cultures, obviously it included the one for Rapunzel but it also included Hansel and Gretel for some reason
Fun Fact: Car Go (A ripoff of Cars) was made by the Asylum, the same studio behind Atlantic Rim, Sharknado, Zoombies, Aquarium of the Dead (a Zoombies spinoff), Alien vs Hunter (a AVP ripoff), and Izzy's Way Home (A Finding Nemo ripoff). One of the Voice Actors in Car Go is Ed Asner who also voiced Mr Fredrickson in Pixar's Up.
There's a christian, animated car show I used to watch all the time as a kid because of my parents and i remembering it being so dumb. It's called Auto-B-Good, it might be worth looking into for a video
you cannot deny that "This is not a musical!" "No, it's a gulag!" is the greatest dialogue in cinema history
First reply after 3 weeks
Why does this pinned comment only have 2 replies its been three months
Because they are right, it is the greatest dialogue in cinema history
These movies brought out phobias i can't even describe.
Bro are you feeling ok
@@safarelramadhan4278😊😊😊😊😊
I'll pay for your therapy
I read phobias as Morbius
You're not supposed to even know them.
First the Asylum, now these, Diamondbolt cannot escape the curse of bad parody films in his videos.
ripoff* not parody
My god that plot part of the Wiki was great.
sad news: wiki was closed due to admins not login to wiki too long. This actually very common for anarchy wikis like this. RIP.
I have some good news and bad news, the good news is i have screenshot some of the wiki page and captioned some parts of the wiki. The bad news is it's not much, and the main way to post these screenshots are on DeviantArt. Although i could try sharing them onto Google Photos, i'll figure something out
I can't. I'm dying from laughter!!!
What is that ending!? 😂😂
I laughed my ass off in 9:22. The solider at the end was the one that truly made sure I was dead.
I just kept laughing while reading the plot
Truly a work if art!
i made that hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reading the wiki bit at the end had me in tears,whoever edited it is a mastermind and a genius
I love how Diamondbolt tortures himself for us!
yeah! :D
Ya what a legend 😁
His services will always be remembered (by no one).
@@feetyeet8538 Is this fabulous extract from the popular piece of media, the critically acclaimed Finding Jesus the movie?
@@feetyeet8538yeah we sure as hell ain’t going to Heaven with how much shit we put on poor Bolt to watch these movies…he’s in his own he’ll having to revisit whatever these movies are.
"Marriage is a great source of protein" - Random ass mantis
2006
Fun Fact: ratatoings English version has a few high profile actors in it, such as Mike pollock (the voice of Dr.Eggman in Sonic)
And Lisa Ortiz (Voice of Dolla from NIKKE, and Amy from Sonic before Cindy Robinson.)
Alot of that "studio's" english dubs feature well known 4Kids talent.
That’s awesome!
@@unleasherquiles8319 No fuckin way man...
@@walkingglasses6264 Yes fucking way man...
I missed watching Diamondbolt slowly lose his sanity over Asylum movies
fun fact: i actually found a copy of an ants life once in a local charity shop once lol
I feel sorry for that charity
Well I found a kun fu panda rip off when I watch it it was just good
Whoever donated that was tryna curse that shop dude...
the Car's life wiki is an actual goldmine of shitposts, it's like the Scary Godmother Wiki all over again
Fun fact: Dreamwork's Madagascar is a rip off of Disney’s “The Wild”. Most people think Madagascar was made first however, "The Wild" was being worked on since 1991. Dreamworks caught wind of this and rushed a lower budget version of the movie, so they could steal Disney's sales.
Well, I was right all along
And ultimately dreamworks made a better film
@@stereokuuji it’s a twin film, a similar film on the same subject. But not a total Mockbuster ripoff I guess.
That…actually sounds legit. Say what you will about The Wild, but at the very least, it looked far better animated than Madagascar. As for me? I have only seen bits and pieces of The Wild and have no real opinion on it. But after hearing that fun fact from you, geez that movie was treated dirty.
@@stereokuuji You had a suspicion lol?
This series that has been gone for years has finally made it’s grand return to RUclips
To be fair Mr. Bolt, Shark Bait goes extremely hard. I mean it has Troy.
True, movie is nice
Who asked
it is also called The Reef
One of the A Car's Life movies was dubbed and telecasted here in Sri Lanka. I remember me and my brother wondering who in the right mind thought that this would be a good movie to telecast on a TV channel as a "kids' holiday special". They even put time and effort into dubbing it!
I went online to find the budget for a car's life, and I instead found this one review for the movie that made me die laughing. They mentioned that films like Schneider's List (that's how the review spells it) couldn't compare to this, and that the animation was fluent and smooth throughout and there is "definitely no clipping or glitching in the animation at all." After their conclusion they said that the movie was great for the whole family, and then the rest of it is about half a page worth of what I can only predict was either them smashing their head against the keyboard, or they got abducted by the Bye Bye Man and then that was left in the chat as a result! I don't know if it was sarcastic or not, but I was dying when I reached the end of it!
I watched A Car's Life late at night in VC with a couple friends. We absolutely pissed ourselves with laughter at what one of my friends wouldn't stop calling "The Execution Scene".
I remember seeing all of the covers of these ripoffs in the dollar store from time to time. I always wondered how cursed they were in reality, and now I wish I didn't
Shinji, You must watch Bug Bites: An Ant's Life, You are the last hope for humanity!
A Cars Life actually featured Sean Schemmel (the English voice of Goku and Black Doom) as one of the Additional Voice Actors
Let's appreciate how diamondbolt does content for us while literally watching bad movies big respect
Ballsuck McGee and Pissy McShitass just cracked me up: the rest of that scene was icing on the cake.
Edit: Diamondbolt has been labled as the composer, so there's a thing 😂
The cars one literally has now given me fear and traumatised me, even though we didnt watch it, Adam, i dont blame you for having trauma, not one bit, but this like you is now forever stuck in my brain.
Diamond bolt never disappoints with his content as always
There is a bootleg that tried ripping off Shrek. It’s a movie from 2007 named “Donkey Xote” or “Aeslet” that features a donkey who looks very similar to Donkey from Shrek. The tagline for the movie is “from the producers who saw Shrek.”
There's also Zack and Fyone
After checking out the cars life wiki I found out that Diamondbolt was the composer
Thank you for the amazing music
so unreal that sparky was in fortnite for 4 seconds
Honestly we need Diamond bolt to do a video on Cars, I can already imagine the funny jokes he can make from this franchise.
Me too!
I remember years ago my mother went to Poundland and came home with an animated movie called Trolland, presumably being made to market of Trolls but damn was it different than we thought.
We are talking non-animated hands, practically every asset being reused and poorly overlayed on a background filled with clipping errors. All topped off with a main character with a voice that’s unwittingly deep for someone 2 foot tall and proportioned like a smurf.
It’s one of the lesser known ripoffs but if you want a good laugh or are interested in these dumpster fire movies then I highly recommend it!
Saberspark has a video on it
That thumbnail made me laugh way harder then it had any right to
He's putting himself in the thumbnail now. Diamondbolt is officially marketable
Is it just me, or does an ant’s life looks like a RUclips kids video?
Its just youtube kids for boomers
@@walmartiancheese4922Lol
The worst part is, I grew up with half of these movies instead of the actual movies (and yes, they were at my grandparents house)
That plot synopsis… sure is something
These movies legit gave me nightmares. But I loved them and hate growing up knowing they were ripoffs. 😭
i cant believe he hated this it was so good imo
You receive: Trauma
We receive: Entertainment
👍
I know theres a lot of dead air in the cars rip off but it is genuinely amazing with how... crude it is for a kids movie. Those parts are like, genuinely hilarious.
How does it feel to watch a car's life and then watch something like Spiderverse?
I love that plot paragraph in the Wiki.
For bestowing such horrors upon mortal eyes, I sentence you as innocent.
Now drop into a pit of Sharkticons, these absolute mockeries of movies deserve a mockery of justice.
The Life Cinematic Universe needs a new installment
Verified
Imagine growing up with these movies
Weird ripoff movies are some of my favorite things so glad bolt decided to come back to this topic!
I need someone to make a real movie out of the Cars life synopsis on the wiki for... research purposes.
Sparky looks like A Numberjack possessed Roary the Racing Car
1:40 That’s how you say his name
8:07 I’m Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal 🕴🏻😈😈😈
I actually vaguely remember watching "An Ants Life" at school back in the 2nd grade. I still don't know why the teachers even played it or what they were doing.
9:36 I read that, and it felt like a war crime
i love this guy he always just looks so excited to film
That plot is WILD
9:36. What in the actual fuck did i just read. I can come up with some dumb shit but this takes the cake
Been waiting for this video
I used to own an ant life on vhs. I remember only watching it twice, but in 20ish plus years I would get memories of this movies specifically when the mantis takes the tails of the geckos and then looks at the worm character and says something along the lines of I don't like bug and I've wondered for the longest what the hell was it called
finally back to the roots baby! been waiting for this!
9:37 it's insame how kids and Family is in the same section as Porno💀
Its a happy day when diamondbolt posts
We are finally back to the crappy knockoff videos again! It’s a miracle!
It is coming back to me. Dark images from my childhood. Those which hunted my dreams for six years. No, it can’t be… a car’s life
HOLY SHIT NO WAY THATS ME WHO MADE THE BIG BUFF TF2 SOLDIER ONE HAHAHAHA
A cars life scared the hell of me as a kid because of that damn Frankenstein’s monster car
"Marriage is a great source of protein" is one of if not the best line I have heard from a praying mantis.
Im so happy this is BACK!!! Also really likin this new type of thumbnail
I remembered an Ant’s Life, when I visit my Nan’s house I regularly put this on alongside Madagascar 2. Now looking back on it it most certainly doesn’t stand up but it reminds me of my Nan so I can’t complain.
God, I remember watching An Ant’s Life. It was a fever dream which me and brother considered a good film when we were young, coming across a video about it now just brings back memories of how it actually was bad lmao.
Oh, Speedy didn't give me hearing damage.
I got my fill of that from "ULTRA MAGNUS! I'M IN TROUBLE!"
"I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!"
I swear on the AllSpark that once I get my HasLab Omega Prime I will recreate that with someone.
YES!!!!!. going back to OG vids. keep up the Ripoff vids bolt
The return of Diamondbolts Rip off movie review... Finally.
0:51 There's actually plenty of Shrek knock-offs, but they're more subtle than the average mockbuster.
I swear I have heard the pink car’s voice before
I watched the little cars 1 in the great race as a kid and I remember thinking it was sick 😂😂
Babe wake up new Diamondbolt. Babe. It’s like 10:15am. I need you to move your car.
Imagine if someone made a bootleg version of elemental, Periodic tabal
3:07 god adam pain
I missed you so much dude omg 😭😭😭😭
Bruh the how much time do we have followed by "none" voice line is imo unironically great
That pronunciation of 'ecosystem' is gold
0:51 there’s Zach 😂
Am I really getting so old that you stopped reviewing all the ripoff movies *4 years ago!?!?* Damn, time flies...
I think the best way to describe these movies is how Venom describes himself in 90s spiderman "You'll see us everywhere even in your nightmares"
fun fact
"Tangled Up" is actually a rerelease of an entry of a series called "Tales around the World" by Britannica hosted by Pat Morita that talked about famous Fairy Tales and their analogues across different cultures, obviously it included the one for Rapunzel but it also included Hansel and Gretel for some reason
He must have ptsd from those movies he forced himself to watch.
Fun Fact: Car Go (A ripoff of Cars) was made by the Asylum, the same studio behind Atlantic Rim, Sharknado, Zoombies, Aquarium of the Dead (a Zoombies spinoff), Alien vs Hunter (a AVP ripoff), and Izzy's Way Home (A Finding Nemo ripoff). One of the Voice Actors in Car Go is Ed Asner who also voiced Mr Fredrickson in Pixar's Up.
Watching this with subtitles and no sound, so my family just keeps on giving me odd looks as I'm laughing to myself
banger as always
Thank you for the idea of showing these to the discord server im in
Why is diamondbolt so much more calmer than his older vids??!!?
"Dread it. Run from it. Ripoffs still arrive" - that one purple dude from the revengers or smth idk
Did not expect a Cars ripoff to have the same themes as Requiem for a Dream
I'm still proud to know that my most popular comment is on your Metal Man review video!
Loki: I have an army..
MetalMan: We have a Bulk.
Cant wait to rip my eyes out. Thanks Diamond 👍!
8:30 *all the cars gangsta until the cops whip out the BGM-109 tow*
I knew this existed...but it still hurts just as much. And that wiki page.... that wiki page is something else...
I was subed to you for so Long and waited for a new one of these
damn, I didn't know you composed this movie
I had to flush my eyes out for 30 mins today this video is the only reason I haven’t gave up and gone to bed 8 hours early
the insanity of poor mr bolt watching the films with FINDING JESUS
5:06 how did you get to dislike ratio to show?
A cars life actually gave me nightmares when I REWATCHED IT!
There's a christian, animated car show I used to watch all the time as a kid because of my parents and i remembering it being so dumb. It's called Auto-B-Good, it might be worth looking into for a video