Messytails: The Brown Nose Pup Story - Tales From the Internet

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  3 года назад +8906

    In the video, I mention that I contacted the person I believe to have created the Eric story. He just responded to my message, and my suspicions were correct. He admitted that he was just trolling, although he does think there's a good chance he's really dead.
    Edit: The owner of the messytaiis account Said he’s Argentinian and made it to mess around. So also not the real messy tails.

    • @serathetrickster9749
      @serathetrickster9749 3 года назад +530

      why would you make a video on scat furry porn

    • @vapordreams983
      @vapordreams983 3 года назад +165

      Do a video on the Andrew WK being dead conspiracy theory.

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 3 года назад +18

      We can only hope.

    • @Idk-ct5ky
      @Idk-ct5ky 3 года назад +281

      @@serathetrickster9749 he knew you were watching

    • @sheepism470
      @sheepism470 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 3 года назад +5512

    “A guy ate nothing but shit for 6 years. This is what happened to his brain.” -ChubbyEmu

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 3 года назад +254

      I don’t think his brain was very healthy to begin with

    • @Primith12
      @Primith12 3 года назад +183

      He's a 25 year man presenting ☝️ to the emergency room unconcious and unresponsive

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 года назад +70

      Something something fecemia

    • @noobrebuilder8260
      @noobrebuilder8260 3 года назад +113

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine fecemia, fec means poop, and emia, means presence in blood, poop presence in blood

    • @furgel7717
      @furgel7717 3 года назад +35

      @@Primith12 God fucking damnit I can see the exact bloody pose because of that finger emoji.

  • @PrincessTama2003
    @PrincessTama2003 3 года назад +6632

    "hey whang, we want to sponsor you."
    "alright, you get the shitty furry episode."
    "the what."

    • @cerqy
      @cerqy 3 года назад +287

      that one coked out exec: brilliant!

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 года назад +191

      If you sponsor Whang you pretty much should know what you're getting into. That said it was almost like a hazing like oh first time sponsor okay, here we goooooooo.

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 3 года назад +65

      Its like people that ask to sponsor InternetHistorian.
      Invariably, its not gonna look entirely good

    • @sugarskulls2817
      @sugarskulls2817 3 года назад +50

      @@Sabrowsky Proof that swearing isn't going to make you unfriendly to advertising and youtube should stop demonetizing creators for saying "no no" words when they're not producing kid's content.

    • @MrEnollx
      @MrEnollx 3 года назад +45

      To be fair, it was an apt sponsorship choice because now I feel unclean.

  • @dgsta8914
    @dgsta8914 3 года назад +3019

    “Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3”- Brownnose pup

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 3 года назад +206

      this quote is burned into my brain forever

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe 3 года назад +107

      Truly the Hemmingway of our generation.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 3 года назад +125

      @@maeam the term musky husky is never leaving my brain

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 года назад +38

      the worst part is he isn't wrong 💀

    • @chompchompchangbin
      @chompchompchangbin 3 года назад +13

      AMEN!!!!

  • @rotgutted
    @rotgutted 2 года назад +3554

    If Messytails became part of the "Human Centipede" Experiment he'd be the only one to enjoy it lol

  • @loganwendigo937
    @loganwendigo937 3 года назад +5502

    His furry avatar is so intimidating. It’s like he’s saying “yeah I cover myself in shit, what are ya going to do about it?” straight to me.

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 3 года назад +22258

    I'm so desensitized to the internet I just ate my dinner too this.

    • @darkopetrovski1451
      @darkopetrovski1451 3 года назад +1150

      Hope it wasnt messy

    • @q.m9094
      @q.m9094 3 года назад +421

      Same, I’m eating fucking sohoor to this

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 года назад +150

      I ate white peeps

    • @FreakenPinko256
      @FreakenPinko256 3 года назад +287

      Try eating some Tootsie Rolls if ya want a tougher challenge.

    • @MoltenPlane
      @MoltenPlane 3 года назад +52

      I was eating danish's that were a bit too full

  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu 3 года назад +6943

    There it is. Whang looks like it's time for another collab 😈

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 года назад +296

      Didn’t know my man emu was a cultured Whang fan

    • @katiegunzz8525
      @katiegunzz8525 3 года назад +403

      This man ate his own shit... this is what happened to his internet legacy

    • @Silvermoon424
      @Silvermoon424 3 года назад +256

      @@jjcoola998 It's even cooler than that, Whang has portrayed patients in Emu's videos a couple of times now.

    • @oxycodin2253
      @oxycodin2253 3 года назад +17

      I’m creasing 💀

    • @SoloDX
      @SoloDX 3 года назад +90

      MT, presenting to the emergency room with fecesemia... ehhh, you can finish this for me.

  • @ryla22
    @ryla22 Год назад +511

    I just really feel the need to point out that this man didn't like the poop oatmeal. Not because it was literally human feces, but because the oatmeal made the poop taste worse.
    Why do I use the internet still? This is pain. And I'm not into pain.

    • @n7x
      @n7x 6 месяцев назад

      He’s not wrong though, plain oatmeal tastes terrible, I can’t imagine how bad it would taste with feces

    • @bloodboy0229
      @bloodboy0229 5 месяцев назад +5

      at this point I'm either num to it
      or just actual use to it

    • @chelonianmobile
      @chelonianmobile 5 месяцев назад +2

      HOW???

  • @matteb859
    @matteb859 3 года назад +3738

    Scat was almost beyond the point of being a fetish for this guy, it wasn’t just a sexual thing, it has worked it’s way into almost every aspect of his life.

    • @FedoraSpunk
      @FedoraSpunk 3 года назад +171

      "my entire life revolves around covering myself in shit and shitting on myself."
      He probably an heroed

    • @pingu4628
      @pingu4628 3 года назад +432

      Im the scatman

    • @artural.4475
      @artural.4475 3 года назад +321

      It wasn't a fetish, it was a lifestyle

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon 3 года назад +73

      This sounds like something out of Trainspotting

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 3 года назад +214

      Except his car, which, like Whang, I find pretty funny. Stinking up his vehicle with poop is the step too far to cross.

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 3 года назад +5856

    This is an inevitable suffering I'm glad I finally get to endure.

    • @Bruhngus420
      @Bruhngus420 3 года назад +44

      Hello huggbees. Have a good day.

    • @Purpleturtlehurtler
      @Purpleturtlehurtler 3 года назад +29

      Yo. We need a crossover here.

    • @axelstars6419
      @axelstars6419 3 года назад +12

      Real gamer crossover hours

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh 3 года назад +5

      To crush my hopes with scat i must. Ultimate suffering i must endure.

    • @-SRM-
      @-SRM- 3 года назад +1

      Hey there Huggbees

  • @BigJunnySoprano69
    @BigJunnySoprano69 3 года назад +7631

    I remember when someone in my high school showed me the Messytails thing as a joke and I ended up vomiting all over the wall. Fun times.

    • @mikehawk195
      @mikehawk195 3 года назад +556

      "that's fun... Actually I'm not feeling so go~BLEEEEGHHHHG

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 года назад +454

      You should have vomited on the person who showed you it for revenge

    • @darkmistico
      @darkmistico 3 года назад +46

      you are weak

    • @rageviral7797
      @rageviral7797 3 года назад +19

      I feel like that right now

    • @negispringfield6156
      @negispringfield6156 3 года назад +60

      ​@Scum Japan is truly the weirdest place in terms of media. It makes "shit" like this feel normal

  • @DavidAlejandroYT
    @DavidAlejandroYT Год назад +678

    4:31 Tweeted on my 10th birthday. While I was playing on my Wii U, this guy was shitting himself and chowing down on it. What a world

    • @XplicitTruth444
      @XplicitTruth444 Год назад +4

      hahahaha

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 7 месяцев назад

      and in a couple months you can finally drink away the pain from this.

    • @callum9360
      @callum9360 6 месяцев назад +18

      no actually same, i was playing new super mario bros and this guy was stuffing his face 😭

    • @Sipliminal
      @Sipliminal 5 месяцев назад +12

      Yikes, happy birthday pal.

    • @brownbread6906
      @brownbread6906 5 месяцев назад +3

      It is my birth date too😭😭

  • @theodd1sout
    @theodd1sout 3 года назад +4258

    I had to stop watching this video multiple times so I wouldn't throw up

    • @AltruismKills
      @AltruismKills 3 года назад +61

      Replying to this 5 minutes after your reply was posted :0

    • @JJisF_Alt
      @JJisF_Alt 3 года назад +25

      pog

    • @cattleprodding
      @cattleprodding 3 года назад +68

      Given your name, I'd say it's quite fitting.

    • @sirsnausages2164
      @sirsnausages2164 3 года назад +31

      comment from a popular youtuber pog

    • @skloopae6566
      @skloopae6566 3 года назад +3

      I understand

  • @misterbiscuit3706
    @misterbiscuit3706 3 года назад +4201

    Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months, and having this be the outcome of your child

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 3 года назад +115

      *yeet the baby*
      /j
      Edit: okay yeah hj, maybe srs

    • @ashurive
      @ashurive 3 года назад +119

      @@Crystalkitzoku /srs

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 3 года назад +67

      @@ashurive definitely /srs

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 года назад +115

      Some people call it murder, if i was his mother, i would call it "his sweet release of death" and then proceed to do an impression of Kurt Cobain

    • @TeamFriendship8600
      @TeamFriendship8600 3 года назад +127

      This is actually the best pro-abortion PSA ever made.

  • @DarkDan76
    @DarkDan76 3 года назад +835

    "that guy is making shit up" i don't know why that sent my sides into orbit

  • @jakef.7126
    @jakef.7126 2 года назад +273

    This is one of the rare times I was unhappy to learn someone got their own car and their own place....

  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 3 года назад +9840

    Whang is the RUclips equivalent of sushi. Given the material it should be horrible but the presentation and seasoning is so good that it all tastes fantastic.

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 3 года назад +195

      Weird seeing you here dude

    • @giovannidipierfrancescodim3058
      @giovannidipierfrancescodim3058 3 года назад +282

      Hey, my favourite youtube father figure is watching my favourite poop youtuber

    • @juicyd9233
      @juicyd9233 3 года назад +46

      Oh hey is my favorite youtuber leaving a comment on my other favorite youtube💖

    • @firefayt
      @firefayt 3 года назад +113

      out of all places to talk about food, you choose the video where the guy eats poop

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 года назад +5

      my favourite youtuber

  • @shaymiss_sardini
    @shaymiss_sardini 3 года назад +2037

    *I wouldn't've left the womb if i knew it was gonna be like this*

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 года назад +56

      Unfortunately, *you can't go back.*

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 года назад +38

      @@osvaldocarrillo9053
      No thanks, I’d rather not watch unbirth

    • @osvaldocarrillo9053
      @osvaldocarrillo9053 3 года назад +14

      @@Mel0nCake404 fair enou-

    • @plaguefellow4956
      @plaguefellow4956 3 года назад +54

      I would’ve stayed in the primordial soup if this was gonna happen

    • @collinrogers4742
      @collinrogers4742 3 года назад +16

      @@osvaldocarrillo9053 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! PUSH BACK!

  • @NBDYSPCL
    @NBDYSPCL 3 года назад +761

    Love the idea of scientist being asked 'hey will you die from eating your own poop?' And them saying 'Sir, I have a degree'

    • @obsidianthe7th
      @obsidianthe7th 3 года назад +34

      Sir this is an Arby's.

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 3 года назад +3

      @@obsidianthe7th am i allowed to commit arson in your arby's?

  • @thepeterman7809
    @thepeterman7809 Год назад +1321

    I was actually surprised Messy didn't end up being a sexual predator of any sort, just a guy with a weird fetish

    • @EternalTheMandarinGoddess
      @EternalTheMandarinGoddess Год назад +1

      Well he does have *that* symbol in his bio, so who knows. Maybe he did fuck some dogs. But i hope not, cause i really do wanna feel bad for the guy.

    • @danielszilagyi9112
      @danielszilagyi9112 Год назад +145

      That's not just a "weird" fetish, it's fucked up. What's even more sad is that stuff like this isn't even the bottom of fucked up, oh no it just keeps going!

    • @thepeterman7809
      @thepeterman7809 Год назад +284

      @@danielszilagyi9112 I know, but I say like, in terms of involving others. I think it's vile and disgusting too, but he's not harming anyone, at least that I know of...!

    • @danielszilagyi9112
      @danielszilagyi9112 Год назад +19

      @@thepeterman7809 hm, that is true...

    • @montgomery2168
      @montgomery2168 Год назад +314

      I mean he did say he actually liked actual animals, soooo he like was actually super bad

  • @JarlFrank
    @JarlFrank 3 года назад +4765

    The best part about Whang's increasingly disgusting internet history videos is that no matter how terrible the subject matter, he keeps finding sponsors.

    • @Luke-1337
      @Luke-1337 3 года назад +124

      I like to imagine he hold them at gunpoint to do the sponsors. Like who says: “I indeed would want to sponsor a dude covering a very mentally sick person who is a danger to himself by eating and doing god who knows what with shit” without questioning your decisions.

    • @berobero686
      @berobero686 3 года назад +68

      After such story wish to wash yourself is guarantee. So soap sponsor gets sales

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 3 года назад +10

      Brightcellars do match your wine to food preferences. They can probably help messytails out.

    • @VyxentheFox
      @VyxentheFox 2 года назад +17

      A video about a woman being burst open from drug abuse and horrible swelling causing a horrid liquid lake that covered half a hospital room? Sure we'll sponsor that.

    • @boonkietime4239
      @boonkietime4239 2 года назад +10

      Whang is a metal head, black mentality, New Yawk accented, Asian with a 1800s Gentleman mustache and the voice of a Art Bell - Barry White fusion.
      Whang is a legendary urban legend pokeMAN proven real. You won't find another Whang, like you won't find another Cardi B. He's gonna get sponsored. Too rare a being not to.

  • @nono-ky2yu
    @nono-ky2yu 3 года назад +1117

    "I've been gaslit by the brown-nose pup" is something I didnt expect to hear. Ever. I'm not glad I did.

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 года назад +1

      Same.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 года назад +4

      Braplit

    • @tonkuriihq8133
      @tonkuriihq8133 3 года назад +20

      "gaslit" unfortunately takes on a whole new meaning when brown nose pup is involved...

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 года назад +8

      @@tonkuriihq8133 shit lit

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад

      @@Cheezy_Bunz why

  • @markusschweizer6866
    @markusschweizer6866 3 года назад +2667

    With every internet tale, Whang's eyes become a little emptier.

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +21

      Oh I thought you were gonna say something like "his eyes get slimmer" because, y'know, Asians.

    • @yungtortillachips
      @yungtortillachips 3 года назад +44

      @@Lexilove2016 huh

    • @brotatochimp
      @brotatochimp 3 года назад

      @Linus Fu it was mud butt that was brewing

    • @chiccengreen1867
      @chiccengreen1867 3 года назад +9

      Its taking its toll on him and he pays with his soul

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 3 года назад +2

      Only until he finds the true Saki Sanobashi / Go for a Punch anime

  • @EriksGarbage
    @EriksGarbage 7 месяцев назад +142

    watching this video while eating is like playing russian roulette with a completely filled revolver

    • @EriksGarbage
      @EriksGarbage 5 месяцев назад +9

      Can I stop getting notifications about this comment. I was drinking fucking chocolate milk. Come on.

    • @runningroundruins
      @runningroundruins 5 месяцев назад +5

      I have the power of
      ✨⭐️BEING DESENSITIZED⭐️✨

    • @kerplunkkk
      @kerplunkkk 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@runningroundruins real

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 3 года назад +1131

    I'm going to say that Messytails and Blowfly Girl transcended this Earth and became twin demigods of filth.

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 3 года назад +151

      Fuckin greater daemons of nurgle more like it

    • @daemonvanmeir9697
      @daemonvanmeir9697 3 года назад +36

      @@jinglejangle1533 do not use my name in vein pls.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +9

      @@daemonvanmeir9697 Whoa! You're not Daemon of Daemon Tools are you?

    • @budbanter
      @budbanter 3 года назад +56

      This sounds like something belongs on wattpad with deep lore

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 года назад +44

      Atleast Blowfly girl is alive... i think

  • @xXGODHANDXx
    @xXGODHANDXx 3 года назад +3628

    I'm still fascinated at how you can look at stuff like this and keep your sanity.

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 3 года назад +142

      You don't, you lose grip rapidly

    • @RIP2UALL
      @RIP2UALL 3 года назад +46

      Worse stuff on the internet.

    • @cartilagehead
      @cartilagehead 3 года назад +49

      how do you know he’s sane?

    • @xXGODHANDXx
      @xXGODHANDXx 3 года назад +8

      @@cartilagehead true true

    • @sarahmayfield827
      @sarahmayfield827 3 года назад +53

      It's our generation, totally desensitized

  • @donvandenberg5301
    @donvandenberg5301 3 года назад +880

    "So I googled it." Your FBI agent must have a minor heart attack every time he checks your search history.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 года назад +7

      Of course Gawker had an article on it

    • @chilldudie242
      @chilldudie242 3 года назад +10

      His AI FBI bot lol

    • @lucidattf
      @lucidattf 3 года назад +29

      @@chilldudie242 hopefully, i mean they better not be subjecting a human to that shit

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 года назад +16

      He doesnt have one anymore, actually. After the pile of corpses theyve had to wheelbarrow out

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 года назад +6

      @@snowgrave2475 like they didn't even send them in one by one, they just had an entire team watching him.

  • @birdthing5778
    @birdthing5778 2 года назад +99

    Saw the title and immediately went "This better not be what I think it is."
    It was.

    • @carnanya
      @carnanya 4 месяца назад

      Literally

  • @caleb9164
    @caleb9164 3 года назад +2013

    When messytails said "Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3" I felt that 😔

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 3 года назад +3

      HAHhsjns

    • @Guadalajara1937
      @Guadalajara1937 3 года назад +30

      That tweet is actually how I discovered this story

    • @tallzombie12345
      @tallzombie12345 3 года назад +70

      @Rasmus Malmberg "Actually..." - hospital staff moments before removing his stomach

    • @cletusmandeletusman2328
      @cletusmandeletusman2328 3 года назад +3

      what in satan’s name

    • @weedo3
      @weedo3 3 года назад +7

      God stopped him

  • @KagariAsuha
    @KagariAsuha 3 года назад +4091

    As a Canadian, I’m almost positive that the Messytails imposter is Australian. I’ve never heard anyone but Australians use the phrase ‘how you going’.

    • @MarunedShip
      @MarunedShip 3 года назад +128

      Hows it going fellow Canadian

    • @KagariAsuha
      @KagariAsuha 3 года назад +62

      @@MarunedShip doing as well as I can during Covid and all that! How are you, friend? :D

    • @MarunedShip
      @MarunedShip 3 года назад +39

      @@KagariAsuha I'm good thanks

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 3 года назад +35

      Hello fellow Canadians

    • @CumPrincess
      @CumPrincess 3 года назад +8

      can confirm

  • @tootsm.
    @tootsm. 3 года назад +1074

    I love how out of the oatmeal/shit combo meal, it was the oatmeal that made it not taste good 🤣

    • @hugodogobob
      @hugodogobob 3 года назад +34

      Oatmeal is pretty gross 🤷‍♂️

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 года назад +62

      @@hugodogobob if you don't season it properly

    • @Hopper_Arts
      @Hopper_Arts 3 года назад +75

      I mean, oatmeal tastes pretty bad if you don't put anything on it, except...maybe putting shit is too much? E.Coli is having a field day in Messytails' digestive system

    • @shepthedep5862
      @shepthedep5862 3 года назад +5

      @@jimmycarburator2012 wait you guys season oatmeal

    • @cookiesandcream8988
      @cookiesandcream8988 3 года назад +2

      I don't blame him, oatmeal is nasty af

  • @chelonianmobile
    @chelonianmobile 5 месяцев назад +46

    I feel like the zoophilia should be the part focused on here. With the poop, the only one at risk of getting hurt or sick is him, not an innocent animal.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 4 месяца назад +4

      @@chelonianmobile SIR the coprophilia is the one and only focus forever do not try to deflect

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly Месяц назад

      nah he could get a disease and spread it

  • @syafiqjabar
    @syafiqjabar 3 года назад +3450

    I'm Ramadan fasting and this video is a good appetite suppressant.

    • @popthepeach1044
      @popthepeach1044 3 года назад +55

      Same lmao

    • @femme_fatalist
      @femme_fatalist 3 года назад +45

      Good to know I'm not the only one 😂

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 3 года назад +57

      Now this is the trick I had to use. I tried and failed on day 1.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 года назад +10

      Good for you 🤣

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 года назад +19

      Ramadan mubarak

  • @bardssinisterstories2607
    @bardssinisterstories2607 3 года назад +957

    Messytails: exists
    E. Coli: *”It’s free real estate.”

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 3 года назад +625

    Half the comments: "I had to stop watching the video multiple times to keep from throwing up"
    Half the comments: "I've been on the internet too long to care"

    • @jaidonbrown86
      @jaidonbrown86 3 года назад +4

      I thought I was desensitized but no, I can't even get pass 3:20.

    • @kingdomheartsmanic
      @kingdomheartsmanic 3 года назад +1

      I'm somewhere in the middle

    • @v.k.rt.m.6030
      @v.k.rt.m.6030 3 года назад

      @@jaidonbrown86 that person is messed up!

    • @maho9139
      @maho9139 3 года назад +2

      duality of man

    • @carmenharol5614
      @carmenharol5614 3 года назад +2

      im both halves tbh

  • @bigcatwithbigpawz
    @bigcatwithbigpawz Год назад +176

    “peanut butter and poop sandwiches. chocolate poop milkshakes.” I CANT. 💀💀💀

    • @MakoTheMano
      @MakoTheMano 6 месяцев назад +5

      Literally larping 2 girls 1 cup 😭😭😭😭 Im distraught....

    • @cutiepatootie_101
      @cutiepatootie_101 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@MakoTheManoHELP STOP WHY WAS THEIR VOMIT ORANGE

    • @Sari-is-HAPPY
      @Sari-is-HAPPY 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@cutiepatootie_101 because they were probably eating something orange before the vid

    • @moohoo725
      @moohoo725 5 месяцев назад

      💩 🍩 🤤🤤🤤

  • @ChrisShredfield
    @ChrisShredfield 3 года назад +601

    "I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear bad

    • @SnizelOfficial
      @SnizelOfficial 3 года назад +3

      Engineer Gaming

    • @n1nsen666
      @n1nsen666 3 года назад +5

      The Engineer PFP making an actual TF2 reference. You love to see it.

    • @hi-wm7tb
      @hi-wm7tb 3 года назад +3

      hey

    • @meeramenon3161
      @meeramenon3161 3 года назад +1

      engi mains rise up

  • @buttermilkslam
    @buttermilkslam 3 года назад +772

    i keep cycling between hysterical laughter and existential suffering while watching this video

    • @H3iMda11_G0d
      @H3iMda11_G0d 3 года назад +7

      Was confused by your comment.... But not anymore 😮😬😅😆

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 3 года назад +7

      Now I'm REALLY excited to watch this video!

    • @fableagain
      @fableagain 3 года назад +2

      Aka the usual

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 3 года назад +1

      Could be worse
      You could be existentially laughing
      And hysterically suffering

    • @cervid_appreciator
      @cervid_appreciator 3 года назад

      it’s just existential suffering for me bro

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 3 года назад +530

    "I reviewed youtube's terms of service in preparation for this video" might be the most upsetting thing you've ever said.

  • @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn
    @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn Год назад +92

    If you ever feel down in the dumps about yourself, just know and be glad that you're not Messytails, a furry who was so consumed by his scat fetish that it became an inseparable part of his life.

    • @chip4039
      @chip4039 Год назад +6

      Why can't my fellow furries behave 💀

    • @Sloppysalmon66
      @Sloppysalmon66 Год назад +3

      @@chip4039I swear were not like that 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

  • @gameboy008
    @gameboy008 3 года назад +300

    His fetish was allconsuming. Literally. He ate himself so he could digest himself. Messytails is the shit now.

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +3

      And I thought girls doing it in public was embarrassing.

    • @cookiemons9097
      @cookiemons9097 3 года назад

      Wtf🤣🤣

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 3 года назад +1691

    Im absolutley repulsed by this but at the same time I feel really bad for him. Like this isnt like a weird internet fetish like the stuff you see on deviantart and its reserved to being art; this is a guy who had family/friends intervening and getting hospitalized. Maybe he isn't dead but he's probably institutionalized for his obsession. I hope the guy can sort his life out or something

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 года назад +39

      I can't even think of what i would do if my brother or cousin or whatever ends up like that. I can't even beat till' he learned because he will be covered in shit

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 года назад +11

      @@artlover9261 get one of those powerwashers people clean sidewalks with, and spray his ass

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 года назад +8

      @@artlover9261 Honestly, if it was a loved one and someone you cared, you should help them and support efforts in getting help. If my brother did this, I'd help him seek therapy and try my best to be the best sibling to him.
      But honestly, what leads a person to do this shit? Fuck, can't even say shit without gagging.

    • @bluefxi2603
      @bluefxi2603 3 года назад +18

      Don’t feel bad for him he doesn’t deserve sympathy no furry does

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 года назад +110

      @@bluefxi2603 Dude, furries are people too...

  • @TeamFriendship8600
    @TeamFriendship8600 3 года назад +3538

    "I want to be force fed meals made with my own mess. Peanut butter and poop sandwiches. Chocolate poop milkshakes. Poop donuts."
    It's sentences like that that really make you look into a mirror, and just...stare completely emotionless as you question the state of humanity. Words cannot describe how much existential dread those words instill into a man.

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 3 года назад +182

      There have always been freaks, we just have it recorded and databased now.

    • @Yndratdnable
      @Yndratdnable 3 года назад +117

      The worst part is that I've browsed the internet so much things like that don't even make me cringe or gag.

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 3 года назад +91

      @@Yndratdnable it just makes me facepalm now. I remember when the smallest things on the internet made me shut my computer off and go outside. Now.. I just.. watch..

    • @bamboozled2046
      @bamboozled2046 3 года назад +6

      We as a species have come a long way, right?

    • @Not_Here_Never_Was
      @Not_Here_Never_Was 3 года назад +21

      Im fairly certain D-Day gave less PTSD then that sentence

  • @joceyno
    @joceyno 2 года назад +86

    I thought seeing pony play people during an early morning jaunt was weird - this takes the cake.

    • @peanutsans6780
      @peanutsans6780 2 года назад +12

      ....chocolate cake, perhaps?

    • @ironprince72
      @ironprince72 Год назад +1

      ​@@peanutsans6780old comment but you beat me to it 😔

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +2501

    Bro people are messed up and need help

    • @pawnscrib1842
      @pawnscrib1842 3 года назад +70

      Quick question: do u shave the mustache often or are u just not able to grow a mustache

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx 3 года назад +4

      yea man.

    • @candlesticks8
      @candlesticks8 3 года назад +7

      You again

    • @erm_ok
      @erm_ok 3 года назад +45

      oh my god that's so fucking original and adds so much to the conversation

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx 3 года назад +11

      @@erm_ok yea man.

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 3 года назад +477

    This is the cruellest video sponsorship I've ever seen, you know damn well I cant feel clean after watching that, just give me the goddam soap

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 года назад +20

      Product placement at it finest!!

    • @The_Olive_Dragon
      @The_Olive_Dragon 3 года назад

      The ironic thing is that the product is soap
      While the video itself is about ‘the human waste’

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад

      @@The_Olive_Dragon thats the joke

  • @hevbev3318
    @hevbev3318 3 года назад +343

    First time I’ve actually felt sick watching but I just can’t stop it’s just too morbidly intriguing

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 года назад +3

      Not even the Swamps of Dagobah story?

    • @wanshimagnumdong8834
      @wanshimagnumdong8834 3 года назад +23

      @@molotera8789 Nah, Swamps of Dagobah is just plain gross; it's just a medical team getting shat on by an infected butthole one time, and they react to it like any normal person would. Whereas this is multiple cases of a guy in a fursuit eating his own shit and getting off to it, and repeatedly doing it in increasingly depraved ways.

    • @edgarblackwell1474
      @edgarblackwell1474 3 года назад

      Not even Blowfly girl?

    • @kingace6576
      @kingace6576 3 года назад

      Yeah I have to agree with you on that.

    • @wanshimagnumdong8834
      @wanshimagnumdong8834 3 года назад

      @@edgarblackwell1474 True, but imo bugs/maggots are a lot less disgusting than feces. Plus putting gross stuff on your nether regions is less bad than putting them in your mouth.

  • @MikeInHalifax
    @MikeInHalifax 2 года назад +677

    This is more a Strange Addiction than a fetish, IMO. Without the furry suit, he's just hooked on poo.

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 2 года назад +3

      This is definitionally a fetish. It's just combined with furry. Take away the furry and what he is _is a guy with a shit fetish_

    • @stalecheez-it1034
      @stalecheez-it1034 Год назад +1

      its like piss-drinking woman but cranked up to fifty

    • @TextbookSadass
      @TextbookSadass Год назад +82

      I could be wrong but the way this is phrased makes it sound like being a furry is automatically being a fetishist. It isn't at all. There are many young children who don't even know what sex is who are in the community, stay informed.

    • @spiritofpostpunk7207
      @spiritofpostpunk7207 Год назад

      ​@@TextbookSadassfurry community is like lgbt community no kids should be there

    • @cage94123567890
      @cage94123567890 Год назад +12

      @@TextbookSadass Nobody should stay informed with that shit.

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 года назад +2336

    I’m surprised this guy had an actual life, with, like, an actual job.

    • @-geeko123
      @-geeko123 3 года назад +245

      Remember kids, anyone could be a diaper-fur.

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 3 года назад +117

      @@-geeko123 wow I’m going to look at every stranger I meet now differently

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 года назад +34

      @@denistuohy2535 I mean, they're not really common, yeah? Unless they're everywhere, then yeah, beware...

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +64

      @@-geeko123 The next President of the United States could be a diaper-fur.

    • @Andy23497
      @Andy23497 3 года назад +12

      in real life nobody knows im wearing diapers right now

  • @kenshin4113
    @kenshin4113 3 года назад +2201

    Sometimes I think my kinks are weird. But after thinking of messy tales, I feel quite normal actually.

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 3 года назад +249

      Fr. Suddenly feet doesn't seem all that bad..

    • @walkingterror7360
      @walkingterror7360 3 года назад +16

      same

    • @Odenqueen
      @Odenqueen 3 года назад +127

      Same, lol. Also this is the kind of furry that gives us a bad name as a fandom

    • @samaustin339
      @samaustin339 2 года назад +4

      Same.

    • @CoffeeYeah
      @CoffeeYeah 2 года назад +88

      Same
      after all vore doesnt look that bad

  • @gmodrules123456789
    @gmodrules123456789 3 года назад +3601

    Messytails was probably a normal human being at one point in his life. Genuinely curious how he managed to go down this path.

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 3 года назад +24

      Ye

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +474

      Fetishes are really strange things.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 3 года назад +21

      Leftism and false individuality

    • @lurksnitchtongue8986
      @lurksnitchtongue8986 3 года назад +363

      consumption of porn prob

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 3 года назад +100

      Usually a fetish starts out with easy chases. He could look at poop and jerk it. Then looking wasn't enough, touching. Then that wasn't enough. Porn wasn't enough. He had to use it as a dildo, then have a dildo covered in it. You can see how it escalates from fantasy to physical and scat fetishes are often more real life ones than other fetishes. A guy into rape porn sticks to porn not actually raping people. A person into vore doesn't eat things irl. But scat is a very easily crossed line because everyone poops and poop is easy to access and then the fetish just grows beyond logic.

  • @Fyrexsama
    @Fyrexsama Год назад +45

    Why does morbid curiosity always get the better of me.

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 3 года назад +407

    "Eric, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore."

    • @zosowon
      @zosowon 3 года назад +6

      I thought of this quote* immediately. Lmao

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 года назад +8

      whangs whole channel is like a interdimensional cable episode

    • @lordaurelius83
      @lordaurelius83 3 года назад

      @@jimmycarburator2012 PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!

  • @XepteXDubstep
    @XepteXDubstep 3 года назад +348

    as s person with crohn's, i can assure him that he does not want to "explore" loss of control.

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors 2 года назад +41

    I shouldn’t be making hot chocolate while I watch this

  • @benw2307
    @benw2307 3 года назад +593

    I guess you could call this one "Tails from the Internet"

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 3 года назад +10

      Badum tszz
      Oh it’s been a long time since I’ve done that

    • @yosh9192
      @yosh9192 3 года назад +5

      Oh god, now I’m reminded of Two Babies One Fox
      (For those unaware, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT. Live blissfully innocent and enjoy it.)

    • @joshstraub6972
      @joshstraub6972 3 года назад

      goddamnit

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 3 года назад

      @@yosh9192 Somebody Google it and give us the details I'm petrified now.

    • @wackyclock
      @wackyclock 3 года назад +1

      @@Guru_1092 it's a fucked up scat comic where tails is a horrible ass predator towards cream and this other random bunny. that's what I was told.

  • @AutumnWind92
    @AutumnWind92 3 года назад +370

    Internet fucked me up so much over the years that I ate chocolate during that vid and didn't mind

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +12

      absolute psycho /j

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 3 года назад +4

      that reminded me of that Great Mighty Poo fight in Conker where the chocolate health pickups were the same color as the turds

    • @OMGitsacrazybadger
      @OMGitsacrazybadger 3 года назад +2

      I'm shitting while watching this.

  • @shumeiyang1024
    @shumeiyang1024 3 года назад +250

    sees "Deadwing Dork viewers also watch this"
    we literally survive just to suffer I guess

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 3 года назад +20

      Papa claw is the shit tho

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 3 года назад +6

      claw dad may have brang me here but ... o dont know where i was going whith this but this suffering (the kero shit was worse and the wonderberad guy inspired more dread tho)

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +3

      @@valkaerie8715 unfortunate wording there

    • @dr.calibrations7984
      @dr.calibrations7984 3 года назад

      Funny mine was the opposite
      Whang introduced me to Clawpa

  • @TomorrowBillis
    @TomorrowBillis Год назад +34

    This was the video that exposed me to Whang. A strong start for sure.

  • @skin3359
    @skin3359 3 года назад +404

    Every time I'm forced to remember messytails I just get that thousand yard stare

  • @Kore_YT
    @Kore_YT 3 года назад +1952

    Just wanted to thank you for helping me with my fasting, these videos make it so much easier

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 3 года назад +577

    13:14 Certainly worse than drinking a liter of cough syrup.

  • @Quinnman3
    @Quinnman3 Год назад +10

    Whoever poured the beer at 9:43 ruined my night more than the story.

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 3 года назад +644

    This is the first Whang video in a while that I've been terrified to click on

  • @dusksunsetio6042
    @dusksunsetio6042 3 года назад +302

    I can't handle imagning this dude as a young 10 year old with ideals and dreams who isn't obsessed with shit. How did it come to this?

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx 2 года назад +2

      fr

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 2 года назад +21

      furry culture does that

    • @passtheboof6712
      @passtheboof6712 2 года назад +1

      @@kasagure. we must stop them before they hurt more.

    • @alabamafreak
      @alabamafreak Год назад +19

      My theory is that he might've had a bad childhood, since poop smearing and such is sometimes a result of mental trauma

  • @BohbearonYT
    @BohbearonYT 3 года назад +328

    I hate that every time Whang brings up some meme history, I cringe because I lived through it and didn't wanna remember it the first time.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 года назад +11

      Sadly the internet never forgives or forgets. That second part is tough.
      No amount of therapy or alcohol or recreational drugs will dislodge that from our collective memory.

    • @BohbearonYT
      @BohbearonYT 3 года назад +8

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu maybe we shouldn’t forget, those who forget are doomed to repeat.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 года назад +2

      @@BohbearonYT
      The internet doesn't so much forget it just represses. And just like anyone who represses bad memories instead of working through them it's going to have repercussions when inevitably those repressed memories bubble back up.

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 3 года назад +2

      Fucking for real
      I could’ve gone the rest of my life without remembering messytails. Jesus fucking Christ, I kind of hate the internet for putting a spotlight on this kind of thing...

    • @LB-py9ig
      @LB-py9ig 3 года назад +1

      Right here, I'd completely forgotten this crap and now I'm just back to wishing I'd forgotten it.

  • @ryandavis8245
    @ryandavis8245 2 года назад +54

    I can’t stop laughing and be disgusted at the same time.

  • @harizotoh7
    @harizotoh7 3 года назад +137

    Miss the fish eye lens. This looks like Whang is trying to interrogate me about some crime I did. "I don't know anything about the furry with the poopy diaper I swear!"

  • @Hapasan808
    @Hapasan808 3 года назад +360

    10:57 Reminds me of those diaries from Resident Evil, where the authors slowly get infected affecting their mental capabilities. Goes from "Day 1: Locked in a closet..." to "mayday maydayyyyyyy"

    • @ravenlover7924
      @ravenlover7924 3 года назад +12

      Oh that thing. Like I know how to deal with that thing after multiple playthroughs, but still doesn't get rid of the tension of getting instantly killed.

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 3 года назад +3

      the one from revelations??

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded 3 года назад +3

      @@KaiserDaChoom Think they're talking about the Keeper diary from re1

    • @doodledevore7745
      @doodledevore7745 3 года назад +8

      *I t c h y t a s t y*
      *s h i t t y t a s t y*

    • @justsomedude7138
      @justsomedude7138 3 года назад +2

      @@peedfarded It's a weird mix of the diary from 1 and the boss from Rev.

  • @azau2457
    @azau2457 3 года назад +175

    in 2019 i showed his twitter account to 4 guys at a party and we're still friends to this day
    i dont know if thats the best way ive ever made friends or the absolute worst

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 3 года назад +9

      Both

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 года назад +8

      i used to have friends where we used to watch porn bloopers
      not friends with them anymore, but it has informed my sensibilities, if you can call them that, and my partner of over a decade came from that group of people haha

  • @RUSTTYHAM
    @RUSTTYHAM Год назад +11

    8:51 this was the saddest part of the video 4 me considering i actually have that plushie and have had it since i was 7 😭😭

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 года назад +916

    The big question is whether or not Messytails himself was real at all. What if it were a troll who attracted trolls who attracted trolls?

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 3 года назад +193

      I hope so. No one starts acting like this out of the blue. I really hope it's a troll and not a disturbed poor individual.

    • @TheLafandemangas
      @TheLafandemangas 3 года назад +137

      i seriously doubt it... the pictures seems very VERY real, and keeping this charade up for MULTIPLE years like that ? I mean it happened before but, even then, not a lot of people would be able to do something like this...

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 года назад +25

      @@Idolish_Aurelite some trolls are VERY dedicated

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 года назад +13

      @@Idolish_Aurelite The only thing I could argue is that he could have faked a lot of the props and retweeted certain accounts to put them in the crossfire for people to react to them.
      I mean.....I HOPE because Jesus Christ.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 года назад +6

      @@TheLafandemangas He kept it up but just as quickly it stopped. I mean there's just something so weird about this because even with the most fucked up people that appear online, there someone who comes in and knows said person and can drop some details on them but with MT there is NOTHING. We know more about the guy who pretended to be him than the subject himself so, it's just a mystery.
      A very disgusting, weird mystery.

  • @RT60
    @RT60 3 года назад +277

    why was I eating
    why did I decide to click this with a burrito in my hand
    why am I alive

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 года назад +7

      Haha....Ouch.

    • @jonathonferrell4944
      @jonathonferrell4944 3 года назад +6

      Bro same lmao

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 3 года назад +5

      Id like to feel bad for you but i cant stop laughing at your pain

    • @tiffanielafleur6597
      @tiffanielafleur6597 3 года назад +3

      Was it a big old sloppy wet burrito that fell apart and went *plop plop plop* onto the plate?

    • @tvfhwd
      @tvfhwd 3 года назад +1

      @@tiffanielafleur6597 oh god no

  • @xt001x
    @xt001x 3 года назад +572

    God... I remember being in highschool and my friend showing me this. I realized hell truly lives on earth

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 года назад +6

      You got it easy mate, actually no.
      Yours was just as worse as what my friends would show me but it wasn't shit it was just straight up actual human gore.

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 года назад +14

      @Ross Orange eh, it's a 50/50
      Yeah I'd rather somewhat see gore than see someone literally eating shit and rolling around in it but the sheer thought of seeing someone cutting open their arm showing the literal bone and veins is obviously going to put you in a few years of therapy

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 года назад +5

      @@aqsem9073 i watched my fair share of gore, still rather see that than a guy eating shit, for some reason scat makes me gag rather than seeing blood

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 3 года назад

      @@aqsem9073 What kind of gore are we talking about? A severe injury or a video of someone getting their head chopped off?

    • @josephcortez9356
      @josephcortez9356 3 года назад +2

      Life is hell

  • @sushilookio
    @sushilookio 2 года назад +51

    So, my guess is if he did die, he might have had sepsis due to probably shoving shit in every orifice in his body. Eating your own feces itself may not have been ‘toxic’, he still could have gotten a whole host of infections from the feces he may have found on the ground too or what not or even letting bacteria build in his own feces then consuming it. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to school for nursing right now.

  • @henrykb.7808
    @henrykb.7808 3 года назад +316

    The clue about him writing "humour" and "favorite" could also be explained that he is foreign.
    English is also my second language and I constantly switch between British and American words since I learned both and can't really decide which ones I want to use.

    • @mix_tube1784
      @mix_tube1784 3 года назад

      Same

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 3 года назад +14

      I’m American I just forget how to properly write “favorite” and “humor”

    • @maciejlehr4874
      @maciejlehr4874 3 года назад +6

      Also autocorrect maybe? I like the British style but sometimes I just send the US-autocorrected versions

    • @therogueaxolotl.
      @therogueaxolotl. 2 года назад +14

      i use both just to throw people off. i'll also randomly use slang from different regions/cultures to further bamboozle the masses.

    • @henrykb.7808
      @henrykb.7808 2 года назад

      @@therogueaxolotl.
      Same

  • @CodytheVictorian
    @CodytheVictorian 3 года назад +204

    Whang: What comes to your mind when I say the words "Messytails: the brown nose pup"?
    Me: It's about shit eating, isn't it?
    Whang: He ate shit.
    Me: Why did I have to be right...

  • @MatchaTheVibeking
    @MatchaTheVibeking 3 года назад +243

    I just love the look of permanent distress this man has.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 3 года назад +15

      who can blame him

  • @quartz97
    @quartz97 Год назад +9

    Perfect video to eat thanksgiving dinner to.
    Happy holidays, everyone.

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 3 года назад +540

    I don't even want to imagine what kind of trauma could cause this

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 года назад +24

      Sometimes. You don't even need to experience trauma. People have scat fetishes(like me). We get it because we see shit in a sexy way like a cartoon girl or furry sitting in a suggestive pose or we become too tolerant to normal fetishes

    • @myless7387
      @myless7387 3 года назад +125

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 so what trauma did you go through to like poop?

    • @sonicexer1856
      @sonicexer1856 3 года назад +25

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Yeah. I didn't experience any trauma either but here we are.
      While it is true some fetishes develop because of trauma, others just simply form in the brain for no apparent reason.
      Trauma CAN be the cause of one, but isn't necessary.

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 года назад +22

      Tbh I'm frightened yet desensitized to this stuff

    • @god8911
      @god8911 3 года назад +55

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 seek help

  • @derajalen_the_fallout_modder
    @derajalen_the_fallout_modder 2 года назад +248

    I am disgusted and horrified but the way that Whang describes it is pure comedy.

  • @CmdrVoltaire
    @CmdrVoltaire 3 года назад +366

    I remember watching this the first time going "Why is he called Messytail OH DEAR GOD NO"

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 года назад +4

      Furries have a tendency to wear their quirks on their sleeve, even more than other fandoms. If you search for fetish art, or really art with any specific theme, you'll start to see some recurring motifs in the creators' usernames pretty quickly.
      Not that advertising your influences is limited to furries, of course. I don't go by "Scratch-O" because Rhythm Heaven was _just_ a really good game that I enjoyed playing. The difference is that I don't jerk off to it.

    • @CmdrVoltaire
      @CmdrVoltaire 3 года назад +20

      @@Tinlion09 The sad part is I do recognize that most of the furry community are decent people, but the degenerates are the ones who make the most noise. And I can never let myself get involved in that community because of that stigma.

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 3 года назад +6

      I knew, I’ve never actually heard of him, I figured it out just by looking at the fursona and the name. And yet I still clicked on this fucking video.

    • @Michipicoten
      @Michipicoten 3 года назад +1

      No, god please no, no, no, noooooooo!

    • @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834
      @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834 Год назад

      Tbh I heard his name and saw his avatar and already knew I've seen enough.

  • @zorya.4677
    @zorya.4677 2 года назад +47

    Was sitting at my desk at work, eating Wendy's Chilli, and watching this video when I totally lost my shit when the Depeche Mode music started playing. I haven't laughed that hard in God knows how long. Thanks, Whang! ❤

  • @josephswaney6420
    @josephswaney6420 3 года назад +189

    I had to activate a mental filter so that anytime doo doo feces was mentioned, I just forced myself to hear chocolate. It made this a lot easier to watch.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 3 года назад +11

      You might not be far from the truth. I mean if they could fake 2girls1cup, and this guy's life is shrouded in mystery, how do we know the stuff he posted wasn't fake?

    • @memeshort7189
      @memeshort7189 3 года назад +2

      "Doodoo feces all over the walls"

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 года назад +6

      Well, now it's going to be harder for you to eat chocolate since you've made an association between the two in your head. Congratulations.

    • @nobody2021
      @nobody2021 3 года назад

      I had to activate my AT field

    • @hi2973
      @hi2973 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@RoguSpanish2 GIRLS 1CUP WAS FAKE???

  • @thewillustrater2847
    @thewillustrater2847 3 года назад +1066

    Fun fact! My dad may have had to transport this guy as an EMT! And he said it was one of the worst smells he had ever smelled! I can't actually guarantee if it was him or not as my dad cannot legally give out his name at risk of his job, but he said when they went in the guy's house he had shit smeared everywhere, and a bunch of stuffed animals. And the grossest part was when they tried transferring him the guy kept trying to smear my dad and his partner with shit😂

    • @connorcornwall1404
      @connorcornwall1404 3 года назад +39

      Living like a dream,yeesh Messytail:/

    • @jdlambo6926
      @jdlambo6926 2 года назад +1

      I’d have shot him and put him out of his misery right after I quit my job

    • @psalm91.777
      @psalm91.777 2 года назад +57

      Dang bro

    • @jaquest8738
      @jaquest8738 2 года назад +3

      @@connorcornwall1404 ?

    • @mehobuh1003
      @mehobuh1003 2 года назад +1

      His existance would make a good condom commercial.

  • @trueforgottenfool3139
    @trueforgottenfool3139 3 года назад +239

    why did I eat a corn dog during this, why must god puppet my arms to grab a corn dog

  • @danielfreeman3229
    @danielfreeman3229 2 года назад +10

    I case anyone got sick and could not finish this video. Don’t feel bad, you’re not alone

  • @lovexdevour0910
    @lovexdevour0910 3 года назад +212

    I thought I'd be puking myself over and over again but instead I'm here laughing my ass off almost pissing myself. Your delivery is top notch, man.

  • @analogshell1869
    @analogshell1869 3 года назад +497

    The fact that he's playing "I just can't get enough" while talking about a guy addicted to eating shit gets me every time.

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 3 года назад +8

      that part kills me

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 2 года назад +15

      The part where he plays “Institutionalized” while talking about being sent to a mental hospital is also fantastic.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 2 года назад

      the part where he blasts megalovania when messy tales comes back after his year hiatus broke me
      like hes some boss character that slams open the door to the saloon and screams, "im back you fooking whoooores!!!!"

    • @ThatOneCom
      @ThatOneCom 2 года назад +2

      Remind me of 2 girl 1 cup

  • @78shaweyes
    @78shaweyes 3 года назад +183

    "I fear no man, but *that* ... it scares me..."
    - Heavy

  • @Handlebared
    @Handlebared 11 месяцев назад +8

    I couldn't even swallow my spit while watching this

  • @Steve83B
    @Steve83B 3 года назад +286

    The happy Secret of Mana music means something bad is coming...

    • @JustinWhangYt
      @JustinWhangYt  3 года назад +79

      Wait til you get to the sad one

    • @Steve83B
      @Steve83B 3 года назад +15

      @@JustinWhangYt I appreciate the forewarning

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 года назад +2

      Oh shiiiiit...literally.

    • @thatoneguy4452
      @thatoneguy4452 3 года назад +3

      One of main reasons I watch these videos is for the music.

    • @Steve83B
      @Steve83B 3 года назад +1

      @@thatoneguy4452 yeah; it’s always a blast from the past huh?

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 2 года назад +236

    Your comedic style of presenting this in a half-serious tone without missing a single beat or pausing to take in what you're saying is ABSOLUTE ART

    • @gabrielladiaz6933
      @gabrielladiaz6933 Год назад +3

      That’s why I subbed him when I saw his mr.hands video I remember seeing that at 12 years old. Hearing the whole saga in his narration and humor made me laugh so hard from then on I was binge watching his videos while I do laundry and clean the house!!! He brought back shock sites that I forgot haunted me as a preteen…made me realize how lawless the internet was then. I remember showing my mom 2 girls one cup she almost vomited then asked me to email it to her crazy Christian sister!! I had no parental controls on the web when I was young. Ir showed me parents back then and people in general online weren’t like the twats PCing online rn. My parents knew I had common sense 🙄🙄🙄

  • @junkboy8034
    @junkboy8034 3 года назад +434

    He didn’t go on a break. He was going through a training arc

    • @NotGrimman
      @NotGrimman 2 года назад +11

      That puck pfp is my reaction to learning more about this guy

  • @oo2454
    @oo2454 2 года назад +8

    Whats more disgusting , the entirety of this video or just the part at 9:50 where they pour a 90% foam beer

  • @peteraustin9057
    @peteraustin9057 3 года назад +284

    Megalovania starting up right when he's about to start posting photos elicits a deep and primal fear

  • @hotheddfever4783
    @hotheddfever4783 3 года назад +621

    I never would have thought that there would be a human so in love with shit that it would take over not only their whole ass online presence, but their breakfast, lunch, and dinner

    • @Filo127
      @Filo127 3 года назад +41

      >take over their whole ass

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 года назад +19

      And house, and entire being

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 3 года назад +21

      They used to put people like this in asylums.

    • @arandomperson4718
      @arandomperson4718 3 года назад +15

      The internet was a mistake

    • @xkidgey
      @xkidgey 3 года назад +5

      I feel like the treatment for not being able to handle post-puberty without needing to eat shit should be castration or something. I don't care if people have kinks but you can't eat shit

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 3 года назад +1814

    👀

    • @realjpegmafia
      @realjpegmafia 3 года назад +24

      Yooo your content is great .

    • @thistoxicguy7219
      @thistoxicguy7219 3 года назад +16

      Yo wut up claw man.

    • @fbmb1337
      @fbmb1337 3 года назад +32

      Where there is smoke, there is fire....or furry degenerates and Claw. Either or.

    • @charliethedoomslayer2793
      @charliethedoomslayer2793 3 года назад +14

      Can you kiss me on the forehead daddy?

    • @RikkiSan1
      @RikkiSan1 3 года назад +5

      Papa bear!

  • @inukoinu.k9
    @inukoinu.k9 Год назад +127

    as a furry, we do not claim this guy. we apologize.

    • @ShamelessSlvt
      @ShamelessSlvt 7 месяцев назад

      some shitty people in this community

    • @BillyBurnsfield
      @BillyBurnsfield 7 месяцев назад +4

      Why are all y’all like this?????

    • @Qwsewjnx
      @Qwsewjnx 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@BillyBurnsfieldsome are wrong in the head but not all

    • @BillyBurnsfield
      @BillyBurnsfield 7 месяцев назад

      @@Qwsewjnx at least half

    • @rexthehusky_
      @rexthehusky_ 6 месяцев назад

      @@BillyBurnsfield How is this the whole furry community's fault? This is some weirdo with a poop eating addiction. It has nothing to do with being a furry at all! Have you ever seen my strange addiction? Are those people furries? No.