Does Size Matter?
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Concept Influenced by a Stand-up Bit by @MattyChymbor
Written by Stevie Emerson, Wyatt Gallitz, & Erik Sawyer
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Directed & Edited by Stevie Emerson
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"I am not being seeked out by the adult film industry by any stretch." 👁👁💧
Yea, got me too >.
Yeah that one got me.
sought?
@@colinr4860 As a former English teacher, I must applaud you for your due diligence with grammar.
I was expecting a twist where the girl is like "yes, bigger isn't always better, that's why I've booked breast reduction surgery for next month" and Stevie to go "wait what?"
Stevie right now: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Good one except since it's Stevie he would've said, "I'm sorry...?"
Bro stole the joke from curb your enthusiasm 💀
Ahhhhhhh!!! That's such a great line Man oh man I wish that was in there. Great one @ladyreverie7027.
and Stevie to go “… I’m sorry?”
The titanic joke is aging so well.
@@iamme25yagocompletely logical thing to do. Plenty of military vehicles use gaming controllers because they’re perfectly engineered for accuracy and comfort. They’ve tried making their own in the past and they’re just worse.
@@iamme25yago That isn't the reason for what transpired but your brain cells sunk further down the ocean than the victims did. So no point in explaining it to you.
@@anthonyandrade5071 bro didnt have to murder his entire bloodline 💀
@@anthonyandrade5071 WHAT DID HE SAY BRO DELETED IT
@@anthonyandrade5071"That was straight up violation personally I wouldn't have it".
the sea biscuit line caught me off guard, it's the subtle lines that always make laugh the most hahahahahaha
Well the biscuit was a horse
@@SrChalice "The Biscuit?
Caught you off guard ? seriously ? like you were what, 1/2 asleep ? dozing off due to the complete boredom of this clip, I get it.
I didn’t get?
"size doesnt matter because what matters is how you use it"
- Sun Tzu, art of love
Only if it was true
It does, but people have preferences that will blow your mind at the end of the day, so to each their own.
if you have 50 cm dick then you can use it like a sword :D
It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean. But you can't make it across the pacific in a rowboat.
-Abraham Sinkin Hoes
@thatguy9932 definitely not thatgirl9932 saying this unfortunately.
The "best friend" is a real one and must be protected at all costs.
If the “best friend” and him are content with his small size and have that kind of compatability then they should hook up/be in a relationship idgi
Can people stop saying that stupid phrase please!
I would choose the friend
Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.
Yeah but you're not making it across the Pacific in a rowboat.
true. It really sucks for those dudes with rowboats but at least there are other ways to get across the pacific
You aren't trying to cross the Pacific, it's a cow pond that's waist-deep at best.
Your pfp tho 😂
@@TheDomino12121 with a whole lot of doubloons
@@joelmavretic7191 Lol I meant like taking a plane across the pacific or something and that being a metaphor for giving head, using toys, etc
The reverse uno on the “I’m sorry?” !!!!😂😂😂
yess
I'm hung like a horse... not a full-size horse, more like those creepy miniature horses that they make by shrinking normal size horses.
Hung like a horse too, shape wise not size.
I, too, am one of those guys who is hung like a horse........a seahorse, that is.
The average male horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20 inch dong. That’s 1 inch per 50 lbs. If you’re 200lbs or less and got at least 4 inches, you’re hung like a horse
Well I'm hung like a bull!......
....frog
@@mickmccasker6401Wow ! Yours hangs !?? I wish ! You’re so lucky. 😢😢
Her: "are those cheese sticks supposed to be 3 inches?"
Him: " I would say more like 3 and a half"
Lol , gotta count of everything
The snack plate had me rolling
“Are those cheese sticks supposed to be 3 inches?”
I think this was a clear indication that she’s familiar with small packages
He was trying to "exaggerate" them to 3.5 inches, just for a favorable comparison to... you know.
THE FACE OF SHOCK LOL. Man you really capture all these emotions. Great work and thank you keeping all of us lauging
Man, Steve is improving his acting skills at an ever faster pace at this point! I'm starting to see him as a professional actor and not just an amateur anymore! Way to goooo! 🎉🔥
She’s a homie for sure, A+ for effort
Wasn't expecting the "I'm sorry" coming from anyone coming from anyone but Steve
Now that is a great friend. We should all have a supportive bro like her.
Well, she broke up with a hung guy, so clearly, the size doesn't seem to bother her.
No they just won’t ever settle for less later on.
@@IVEdge Stuck on the highest setting @hoe_math
Or it is too big for her and she wants something more... manageable.
the imprint lasts bro
“I’m not being seeked out by the adult film industry by any stretch” 😂😂😂
Love to see CJ Franco out here killing it!
The "bestie" is so cute. I'd marry her instead.
She’s wife material
Facial expressions on point Steve
"I'm not being seeked out by the adult film industry by any stretch" 😂
Its like you and Steve got your periods synchronised 😂
I say that not to undermine his virility but how connected you are, plus ref to his characters.
He gets it
I just love human intelligence kicks in when you have to explain "these kinds of things" without being too forward....
Pin it if size doesn't matter
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Penis size is just one of many things a man brings to the table. If you have a good personality, are confident, are able to use your fingers and/or tongue well - then there will be girls who prefer that to a guy with a big dick who doesn't know how to please them.
Gotta pin this boss
😂😂
Size matters bro sorry mine is 5 inchs so i am still virgin they just dont want it when they see it
That look he had when she said”I’m sorry?”. It’s like a nod to fans knowing that’s his line.
Back on the grind brother
Good writing! 👍🏼
This feels like having a conversation with Asian parents with her/him family uncle and auntie , but waaaaaaaaaay MORE worst that trying to kill yourself from embarrassment will definitely not even good enough 😬💀
The bestie is fantastic on so many levels.
"Like big trucks clogging up the highway' Lol
Her: Size doesn't Matter
Also her: It Only Matters to me😅
Her: I know when he not 6ft or higher
This was hilarious, those two friends tried, but their plan still backfired.
The timing of that Titanic line
0:52 Stevie's face when she stole his, "I'm sorry?" Line
“Yea That’s a preference”😂
Lol.. the friend is so nice!
The endings on these videos are hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I would say they’re like 3 & 1/2.” 🔥👏😆
Ya'll got Yung Gravy handing out drinks, haha
What a time to make a TItanic joke lol.
The beginning dialogue is so ASMR.
He gave the girl the "I'm sorry" line.
the baby carrots were too big
Un pikito killed me 😂😂😂😂
Her expression and delivery @0:19 *"Oh."* Funny shit.
haha so well acted guys, well done
lol they look like siblings, i mean the bestie and stevie
I need a friend like that fr
this is very reassuring
0:24 "sought out"!
I laughed super hard when the snacks came out
LOL, she said "I HATE big."
I flew off my chair, poor laptop....
No fucking way also so hilarious 😂
In a related story... The sky is blue, water is wet, and grass is green.😂
The ASMR from 0:03 - 0:32 it made me think. What if Stevie and his friends do a funny skit about ASMR
Stevie's face at 1:09 😂
Stevie is crazy mahn! 😂
Stevie don't miss.
More CJ Franco 🔥
well done Steven.
That minimalist "aaahh" has a separate fanbase
For the ALGO!
I thought that was CJ Franko!!! From FBOY Island!!!
Dude she is comfortable. She is sitting, next to you with her hands on your lap. Comfortable. Size is the last thing that matters. It happens or not. You both find the right fit. When you get looks and what other people think. Live your life. Don't compare or compete against yourself for someone who doesn't want YOU FOR YOU.
Dude, this is a comedy skit, not a Jordan Peterson TED talk.
And yet I appreciate the comment.
It's not about the size, it's about the surprise
aight
Awesome stuff
Perfect ending lol
" I thought I had a perfectly good life, until I met you F's in the break room! "
the titanic 💀
Too soon 😂
6.2 and proud
Omg the quality keeps increasing, how is it possible?
like your shirt Stevie where you get it at?
"I'm not being seeked out by the adult film industry by ANY STRETCH" 🤣 Genius.
sought
@@johnmccracken3473 I know. But more precisely "sought after". He said "seeked out" though.
Steve is DA BEST!!!!!
A friend we don't deserve but the friend we need.
Is that yung gravy cleaning the counters?
1:37 - Mini golf? Aaaah
Sounds like my kinda story
Good for CJ.
Seeked out? Sought.
Snacks before dinner
Funny video of course but holy cow the date was absolutely stunning.
"I would say it's like 3 and a half lol".
Wow wish I had a friend like her
Size definitely matters, but it's not the only thing that matters :)
Do you know what I really hate? I hate big… 🤣🤣🤣
How come the bestie knows the size of his little friend? hahaha
FWB 😂😂😂
"I hate big"
Oh no..
Some pro wrestler said something like it doesn't matter if u have a 747 jumbo if ur flying it into the grand canyon.
Just commented to compliment the shirt! That's a cool looking shirt.
Yeah, I've been a nude model for art classes.
Too soon on that Titanic joke?
Yung gravy cameo
no way thats CJ from fboy island
That bestie looks like if she is Stevie's sis because they kinda look alike
type shizzle my nizzle👿
Baby carrots 😂😂
Holy crap 😱🤣😂😅, why you gotta label the carrots lmao, joking with you.
@@freewilldummies1603 😅😂