Trust Me, She Wants to Have a Threesome

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Комментарии • 955

  • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
    @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Год назад +6057

    Stevie can make a soft blanket feel uncomfortable. There's so much discomfort in his skits it's literally tangible, that is a tough thing to master.

    • @CapnClutch08
      @CapnClutch08 Год назад +53

      I was literally just thinking this !?!?! 😅

    • @kelainefes
      @kelainefes Год назад +54

      The "sexy" sipping noises cracked me up.

    • @steven3837
      @steven3837 Год назад +44

      It physically hurts

    • @xzxyyyyyy
      @xzxyyyyyy Год назад +1

      I don't think wat ur saying is correct

    • @tajamulkhan75
      @tajamulkhan75 Год назад +15

      Ikr, it is surreal how he keeps this kind of atmosphere in his videos

  • @alexcouret
    @alexcouret Год назад +808

    The amount of discomfort I felt in this video is beyond belief. You're too good.

    • @patricksommer3971
      @patricksommer3971 Год назад +14

      I had to stop every time he said something stupid 😂 great ending tho

    • @FlaminPigz7
      @FlaminPigz7 Год назад +6

      I can’t even fucking finish it lmfao it’s too much

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere Год назад +1

      Fact or fiction

  • @fadykhoury423
    @fadykhoury423 Год назад +3268

    This guy never fails to give me a smile, Respect.

  • @osasereenodolomwanyi9241
    @osasereenodolomwanyi9241 Год назад +677

    "You can't just go straight to the girl-girl-guy, who do you think you are?"
    Killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amerrulazim9693
    @amerrulazim9693 Год назад +300

    That ending killed me. I haven't got a laugh like that over youtube skit in a really long time. Big props my guy. And to your production team as well. Top notch comedy.

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 Год назад +94

    5:15 bruh you didn't leave a single second of space between the waiter's line and your line, "get a room you two". That line alone made me laugh, but the fact that you very intentionally said that line so obnoxiously fast after hers, added so much more humor to it and your character😂 I don't get on RUclips much, but I've followed you for years now. Love your comedic mind and just general vibe, you seem like a loyal bro.

  • @michaelb2948
    @michaelb2948 Год назад +33

    This was actually a masterpiece. Your writing has gotten so good, man. This feels like a scene straight out of a show that needs to exist.

  • @Shadow-cf7qd
    @Shadow-cf7qd 5 месяцев назад +8

    "Enjoy the salt, bae"😂😂

  • @374jr
    @374jr Год назад +9

    “You can’t just go straight to the girl girl guy, who do you think you are?” 😂

  • @peterhaubrich87
    @peterhaubrich87 Год назад +6

    "until I ran into you f*%#s in the breakroom and you're f%#*ing up my sh!t!"
    The ending was pure gold

  • @amazingcabbage39
    @amazingcabbage39 Год назад +23

    Stevie is such a great actor and all of the people in his videos are good too. Need more of these people in tv shows and netflix. Theres some seriously bad acting in those these days

  • @stevencere
    @stevencere Год назад +10

    This was very well written but the timings were so perfect. Really funny

  • @miksceihners50
    @miksceihners50 Год назад +5

    I need more breaks to get through any one of your videos than an entire course of calculus, I love it!

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Год назад +2

    Haaa! 5:17 (turns to take Stevie’s drink order) “And for you-“ “Get a room, you two.” (smirks while staring back and forth at each of them)

  • @davisanderson4274
    @davisanderson4274 Год назад +4

    Stevie is a master of awkward moments.

  • @jlouzado
    @jlouzado Год назад +2

    Yo legit, the quality of the writing on this stuff has gone through the roof lately. This video was amazing. 🔥

  • @JW-qd3ol
    @JW-qd3ol Год назад +1

    I giggled through like the whole thing, but when they said "The Lion King Remastered" I frickin' LOST it.

  • @thewarden1398
    @thewarden1398 Год назад +2

    Honestly the bleeps make it funnier.

  • @Sumiyeco_boutique
    @Sumiyeco_boutique Год назад +2

    I’m dating this girl who kept telling me how much she likes girls and that she’s probably eaten more🐱 than me, etc. etc. So I asked her if she’d like to have a 3-some and was was like “HELL NO!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @arash7171
    @arash7171 Год назад +17

    that was funny stevie thank you !!

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Год назад +2

    1:46 Wow, that’s a pretty charismatic demeanor, the deep stare and collected attitude he has makes you really think you should trust him.

  • @instant-happiness1404
    @instant-happiness1404 Год назад +2

    I know this Is fiction but this Is why i cant have a girlfriend these days 😢

  • @georgetrevino3532
    @georgetrevino3532 28 дней назад +1

    RUclips comedy is better than network tv at this point .

  • @seraphilight
    @seraphilight Год назад +2

    Realistic things is that these guys do get girlfriends. Unrealistic thing is they manage to talk out their awkward fuck ups.

  • @dhruvbaria5985
    @dhruvbaria5985 Год назад +2

    Didn't expected that end 😂😂

  • @Chris-hp2gg
    @Chris-hp2gg 3 месяца назад +3

    Menage a trois. It's sounds better in French.😂

    • @CEWIII9873
      @CEWIII9873 3 месяца назад

      London Bridge....

  • @tsoogii
    @tsoogii Год назад +2

    man these twists come at you FAST

  • @SophMesq
    @SophMesq Год назад +2

    Hahaaa for one moment it looked much better than lot of sitcoms 😂😂😂

  • @realgoodmind
    @realgoodmind Год назад +2

    LOL first time finding this channel and this is great.

  • @coreyoz
    @coreyoz Год назад +2

    I thought I had you figured out by now but you STILL play to my assumptions perfectly. Well done.

  • @LacheanApostate
    @LacheanApostate Год назад +3

    Two guys and a girl isn't a threesome, its a train.

  • @dahammer044
    @dahammer044 7 месяцев назад +1

    This was delightfully uncomfortable to watch

  • @TheTEN24
    @TheTEN24 Год назад +4

    Bro holy shit Stevie you’re a legend 😂😂

  • @epm8593
    @epm8593 Год назад +2

    You guys are very good at acting. I don't know how many takes, but it's good.

  • @left_eye
    @left_eye Год назад +3

    Cmon include the eng sub like before please

  • @CostelloDamian
    @CostelloDamian Месяц назад

    the final remarks towards his co-workers 🤣

  • @emmanuellk1946
    @emmanuellk1946 Год назад

    'lion king remastered' killed me😂😂😂

  • @BrotherBadger123
    @BrotherBadger123 Год назад +1

    DUDE, THAT WAS FUCKED UP!!!!!!🤯🤣💯

  • @dumsquirrel
    @dumsquirrel Год назад

    I think this literally hurts to watch, lol. He makes it so uncomfortable. At the end, I feel like I should have predicted the twist, but I just accepted the premise for the skit and went with it. I'm glad it caught me off-guard though.

  • @handydan6273
    @handydan6273 Год назад +2

    My guy always surpasses my expectations with these😂

  • @EvanZamir
    @EvanZamir Год назад

    Don't know his name but the Irish looking dude looks like the dude in all those Edward Burns movies from the 90s.

  • @fernandesl
    @fernandesl Год назад

    "get a room you too" made me stop the video. It was way too funny, like staring at the sun I couldn't take it anymore.
    I'm watching the rest now I hope I make it to the end

  • @itsjesssanchez
    @itsjesssanchez Год назад

    "that's the sound of the hot tub" 😂 genius!

  • @RaheezieYasha
    @RaheezieYasha 8 месяцев назад

    I like how you snuck in saltbae "enjoy the salt, bae"

  • @jurgel
    @jurgel Год назад

    It's so uncomfortable I scrolling through the comment section back and forth while listening to the convo.

  • @easysteezy58
    @easysteezy58 Год назад

    pretty cool that you got obama jr in the video

  • @KlausSgroi
    @KlausSgroi Год назад

    This is the kind of "joke" that only works in English and a few other languages that have no gender for nouns and adjectives. In virtually any other language, we would know the coworker is a man from the beginning.

  • @michaelhertz8717
    @michaelhertz8717 Год назад

    I almost closed out of the video because the cringe I was feeling when the server came and he did the "sound of the hot tub" bit. Then I realized it's just him acting andI had to see how bad it got lol.

  • @ProjectPewgf
    @ProjectPewgf Год назад

    Enjoy the 'salt bay' 🧂 was hella smooth

  • @sachinmittal6136
    @sachinmittal6136 Год назад

    so happy to see Max Reeves featuring!

  • @knightrida6829
    @knightrida6829 Год назад

    This guy has the best friends

  • @thistime35
    @thistime35 Год назад

    That water slurp 😂

  • @mahuba2553
    @mahuba2553 Год назад +3743

    "get a room you two" killed me right on the spot

    • @tmiband3166
      @tmiband3166 Год назад +18

      SAME 😂

    • @ian.williamson
      @ian.williamson Год назад +50

      He said it as soon as I read this comment 😭😭

    • @ka0snz85
      @ka0snz85 Год назад +27

      same hahaha pissing myself at the cringe right there. The dead silence and awkward confidence.

    • @mulisaurus
      @mulisaurus Год назад +11

      ....followed up by the cut to the blonde...fantastic!

    • @copbabycombo1311
      @copbabycombo1311 Год назад +1

      This was some much needed comedic relief lol

  • @TheLifeMusicYT
    @TheLifeMusicYT Год назад +2672

    stevie is so good at making me uncomfortable it's so funny

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Год назад +10

      Yea, you're right, he has NO SHAME! >.

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl Год назад +1351

    This genre needs a name. The anticipation for a laugh was throughout the scene even though nothing funny is really happening. The "suppressed comedy"

    • @seansullivan1101
      @seansullivan1101 Год назад +40

      I like that term!
      I would also use "situational humor"

    • @phi1688
      @phi1688 Год назад +64

      “comedic tension”

    • @jrbionic404
      @jrbionic404 Год назад +26

      Suppressed Comedy is fire

    • @ProjectPewgf
      @ProjectPewgf Год назад +2

      First one rocks suppressed comedy

    • @OnlyAchievingHere
      @OnlyAchievingHere Год назад +3

      Ima vouch for comedic tension +1

  • @conejulio1137
    @conejulio1137 Год назад +959

    The final breakroom scene is sooooo good

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Год назад +75

      " Until I ran into you F***s in the Breakroom! "

    • @TheLastInferno
      @TheLastInferno Год назад +29

      For real him exploding and being my voice after 8 minutes of horror was so freaking cathartic

    • @nitro8in
      @nitro8in Год назад

      Yeah, finding out he’s taking advice from 2 homos.😂

    • @matthewmurphy8272
      @matthewmurphy8272 Год назад +24

      "You can't just go straight to the girl, girl, guy. Who do you think you are??"

    • @yorkerold
      @yorkerold Год назад +4

      Lmao I expected that twist

  • @cambridgeanalytico9201
    @cambridgeanalytico9201 Год назад +454

    “There it is again, Lauren” 😂

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Год назад +22

      "Lauren, Huh"

    • @Anish-IITP
      @Anish-IITP 4 месяца назад +1

      crazy you cant stop bringing her up

  • @azreal8169
    @azreal8169 Год назад +1329

    I shouldn't have laughed this hard, bro fumbled the bag tremendously.

    • @edwarddailey21
      @edwarddailey21 Год назад +25

      Never fumbled the ball in a 3 way situation, but I totally fumbled the ball bad when a chick basically prospected me infront of the whole picnic I was at, which included like my aunts and little cousins and stuff, I didn't want to look hella thirsty and weird right infront of all them, so I waited to talk to her alone, then was gonna walk her to her car and get the details, but was busy BBQing, two weeks later she was banging my cousins wife's brother who was also there lol. Now any other environment and situation I would have closed the deal, like I always do and have, but this one stung for a few days in a funny way lol, and my cousins gave me shit.

    • @emillyyelen5169
      @emillyyelen5169 Год назад +10

      @@edwarddailey21 oh poor you...

    • @edwarddailey21
      @edwarddailey21 Год назад +5

      @@emillyyelen5169 ...oh Christ take it easy Karen.

    • @catsexual3412
      @catsexual3412 Год назад +1

      @@edwarddailey21 i think you dodge a bullet

    • @emillyyelen5169
      @emillyyelen5169 Год назад +7

      @@edwarddailey21 your mom must be karen

  • @ericthedorecartman
    @ericthedorecartman Год назад +249

    "Have you thought about what Lauren's gonna wear?" ☠️

  • @k-waygaming693
    @k-waygaming693 Год назад +515

    The way he makes you feel like you are the character is crazy

  • @rishiandri
    @rishiandri Год назад +833

    Who else is excited about new Stevie content?

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 Год назад +8

      Bot

    • @rishiandri
      @rishiandri Год назад +2

      @@adil0028 lol no 😂

    • @zuuzuuka
      @zuuzuuka Год назад +9

      ​@@rishiandri thats exactly what a bot would say! Well, I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

    • @rishiandri
      @rishiandri Год назад +2

      @@zuuzuuka 🤖🤖

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 Год назад

      @@rishiandri 😂😂😂 my bad

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 Год назад +150

    Oh my god the closing scene made the opening scene so much better💀🤣

  • @МихаилСтоличный
    @МихаилСтоличный Год назад +91

    That's gotta be one of the royalest fuckups ever shown on the internet. Stevie never fails to amaze :D

  • @judewilferth5502
    @judewilferth5502 Год назад +63

    This was so difficult to watch 😂😂 well done

  • @PK2Fresh
    @PK2Fresh Год назад +81

    Love how he grossly overestimates the cues 🤣🤣🤣

  • @s__ne
    @s__ne Год назад +121

    I just found this guy channel accidentally 3 years ago. And still never fails to make me laugh whenever I watch his videos haha

  • @prxnceanime6335
    @prxnceanime6335 Год назад +32

    I said it b4 and will say it again stevie flirting in awkward situations is hilarious asf😂😂😂

  • @Hasil8424
    @Hasil8424 Год назад +17

    Why did Stevie look like he was ready to fall asleep this whole sketch? Part of the character or running on empty? Funny AF though, whatever the reason - nice twist and ending!

    • @timmyhubart
      @timmyhubart Год назад +7

      Part of the character. He's "playing it cool", as his homies advised him to.

    • @Hasil8424
      @Hasil8424 Год назад

      @@timmyhubart Not sure about that, he seems pretty out of it to start out as well. I think he just had a rough night the night before, IRL :)

  • @reidpattis3127
    @reidpattis3127 Год назад +5

    2:10 Never trust anyone who counts with their fingers like this. XDXD Always count starting with thumb or index finger.

  • @d3thdrive
    @d3thdrive Год назад +17

    Stevie, always a fan man. You always know the dumb shit that goes through every guys mind haha.

  • @mattiasalegro
    @mattiasalegro Год назад +43

    Best compliment I can give this is my girlfriend sitting next to me crying laughing and calling this "art"

  • @superman9772
    @superman9772 Год назад +69

    i got laughing so hard from all the innuendos that the twist caught me flat footed... great skit !

  • @cmknation766
    @cmknation766 Год назад +8

    This guy deserves a sitcom 😂😂😂. This reminds me of Joey giving the gullible Ross Some BS advice

  • @mundiakaluson
    @mundiakaluson Год назад +18

    everytime i see stevie’s post notification i know it’s never a disappointment

  • @tyronepowell147
    @tyronepowell147 Год назад +2

    ANYBODY GONNA COMMENT ON THAT FOOTLONG IN THE BREAD BASKET!?!? 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenm8725
      @stephenm8725 11 месяцев назад

      I thought that was odd, but this is a comedy, so I can accept it as a visual joke

  • @gregsoon521
    @gregsoon521 Год назад +36

    You guys are hilarious I love these long mini episodes. Classic.

  • @epw6679
    @epw6679 Год назад +10

    Excruciatingly painful watch as always Steve. Cheers

  • @haunter711
    @haunter711 Год назад +3

    wtf is wrong with his friends 😂😂😂😂

  • @alphazentauri273
    @alphazentauri273 Год назад +5

    Holy shit I actually believed that Jamie was a girl till the end!! Great story!

    • @longebane
      @longebane Год назад

      that's...the point. congrats

    • @noobslayer6915
      @noobslayer6915 Год назад

      ​@@longebane Sure, he pointed out the point. But then you decided to point out the point of his point. Congrats.

  • @cps102
    @cps102 Год назад +8

    Can you feel the tension? In the air right now? I know I can. I can feel it all the way down in my plums.

  • @ImFrancinatra
    @ImFrancinatra Год назад +14

    Thank you guys. I’m very grateful for this channel and the pure laughs it brings me every effing time.

  • @aquamarine99911
    @aquamarine99911 Год назад +4

    Again, the M. Night Shyamalan of youtube comedy. I was trying to predict what the twist was going to be, and whiffed completely.

  • @RasplinYT
    @RasplinYT Год назад +1

    W

  • @mohamedabusamra2551
    @mohamedabusamra2551 Год назад +4

    Ok, we need part 2 when he tries again, but with guy as the third wheel :D

  • @sheldonunrau5070
    @sheldonunrau5070 7 месяцев назад +1

    “You can’t just go straight to the girl, girl guy!!! Who do you think you are?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Metheny72
    @Metheny72 Год назад +5

    This shit made me so fucking uncomfortable but so hilarious at the same time.

  • @suzq2744
    @suzq2744 6 месяцев назад +2

    The most realistic part of this skit
    is her being like, don’t give away
    my free bread. Classic😆😆😆

  • @scarter9876
    @scarter9876 Год назад +7

    this was your best Bit yet. (except for Wolf of Wallstreet). Thanks for putting this out there. You always brighten my day!! Please don't stop!

  • @countrycoffeecup7772
    @countrycoffeecup7772 Год назад +1

    The man in the white shirt looks like a cross between Steven Ogg and Jim Carrey!

  • @DrJohnPollard
    @DrJohnPollard Год назад +3

    I'm impressed with the number of commenters who have picked up on the "uncomfortableness" of this vid. It really is quite extraordinary. I can only go a few frames at a time. This acting, writing, lighting, direction, etc, is beyond Hollywood level.

  • @Pateram
    @Pateram Год назад +2

    bro is that Obama's nephew? Or his son he had w his cousin gaaad damn!

  • @johnjones9901
    @johnjones9901 Год назад +2

    What a twist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @friedrichbayramogullari4223
    @friedrichbayramogullari4223 Год назад +4

    Little details like 4:15 "enjoy the salt.. bae" is what makes this guy a comedy mvp 😂

  • @ericwalker8382
    @ericwalker8382 Год назад +1

    What do you mean try? Good drugs, good drinks, and it's a wrap. And that's on a Tuesday.

  • @endooi5476
    @endooi5476 Год назад +4

    "You asked the waitress to watch the lion king remastered with us" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ariv_7
    @ariv_7 Год назад +15

    Hey stevie! We need more videos bro !!

  • @caprikoziol4150
    @caprikoziol4150 Год назад +2

    "A threesome is 2 girls and one dude.
    2 dudes and one girl - that's a train"
    -Black Philip
    🤌🤌🤌

  • @BleisermanADN
    @BleisermanADN Год назад +2

    The level of cringe he manages to put on after one of the Buddy conversations is insane, genuinely cant hold the laugh.

  • @thisismyelement
    @thisismyelement Год назад +5

    The second hand embarrassment is real.

  • @VineetAggarwal2699
    @VineetAggarwal2699 Год назад +4

    At this point Stevie should get directly sponsored by OF!