Flirting at Work: Stripper
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- Опубликовано: 30 авг 2022
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Written By Stevie Emerson, Alex Varonos & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed By Alex Varonos
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WE’RE BACK! new vids every week 🤝
Less goo
Finally!
How do they get these hot chicks in your videos
Aye 🔥
Missed you Stevie. I can tell that the re-branding back to your name is because you are really the mastermind behind slappers.
This is a parody but I legit have had friends think the stripper genuinely likes them lol
I been to only 4 strip clubs and I actually had a stripper like me frfr. She let me touch her for free and we kissed. She even offered me free sex after the club ended. It never happened bc my friends were fucked up and I had to drop them off. And the stripper was on me for 6 hours straight. We talked , flirted. I didn’t really even pay the girl. I was just chillin and my friends even told me the next day that the stripper liked me. I even knew it too. Bc other strippers would offer u and then leave after. That one stripper was different towards me.
Same
Damn i feel so bad for him. God! He ought to know these strippers heart’s are colder than chicago
I've had friends date strippers after a lap dance or two. It happens. Not my cup of tea. One of my friends dated one that also had a sugar daddy that he knew about and he still had the audacity to call her a whore like it was an insult.
One of my not so close buddies married a stripper.
The most realistic part is Stevie's character does anything to avoid a relationship with the women in the other skits but is immediately ready to get married to a stripper he just met.
Accurate
Army vet?
Must be a new private.
Or the server
Why you gotta call me out for?
5000 for a whole year huh? That's still cheaper than a girlfriend.
Sounds like a bargain ngl
That is 416,66$ a month
@@davidhimmelfahrt3732 I've known girls burn through a lot more than that a month and they look like crap. It's a bargain.
No it isn’t you trick
@@versatileduplicity9313 Some countries use commas as their decimal separator. You learned something today.
"Denial is not just a river in Egpyt", what a fucking good line
Sure, except it's Mark Twain that said it first
Also it’s spelled egypt
Actually there is no river called denial in Egypt.
@@Garvin285 And people have repeated it ever since XD
@@reynjoker It's a wordplay on "the Nile"
$5000 for the Full VIP Daddy/Daughter Experience honestly looks like a great deal to me
Simp 😡
That's what some girls charge for the night
Cheaper than being married
go on and log off for me
@Mike f off scambot
This is too relatable man. Let us big boys dream.
Brutal, they always go do their dance after talking with us.
Hahaha
Nope
🤘🏻😔
"Did she call you guys big boy"🤣🤣
If you get turned on by "big boy" stuff your into Milfs, someone older then you. For ladies its easy to control guys that way
I remember my friend spending over $300 for a private dance because he felt that
“She really liked me dude, like, she said said I was very cute”
And I was like 💀
Alot of guys yearn for Female Validation. But the kicker is they almost never get any so when they step into a strip club and get it they lose it cause they haven't gotten Validation for Yearrs, forbid never.
Women knows this so when they're strippers they throw one compliment after another which he haven't recieved for Years
@@ottomanpapyrus9365 it's only gotten worse with the current and last generation, we have men thinking they need to pay for an onlyfans to get some female attention
Combine this with the growing surge in men's mental health cases and its no wonder that these practices that pray on vulnerable men are so successful SMH
Thank god i'm the opposite of that. Once my friend bought me a private show from stripper and after that i gave her only cents because didn't have bills. That stripper definitely didn't like me after that.
I had a buddy that fell in love with a stripper he was sure "was into him". I told him I could prove it to him that she wasn't into him after weeks of him going on about her, he said ok prove it. So I gave her $20 and next thing you knew she was into me too. He was not happy with me. Lol. It was fucking hilarious.
300 bucks for an 8 min top dance? Jeezus. Here in East Europe it's like 25 bucks.
It's easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they've been fooled.
They know that they are fooled, but they would'nt want to admit it just to save some face ...
@@m.bcapone6061 After they know it, not during, because during they got fooled, they are advice-resistant.
good one
@@m.bcapone6061 TRUE!
Describes the Covid pandemic perfectly.
That's why you go to a strip club where they barely speak English. It's much harder for them to convince you that they're in love with an English translator phone app.
Hilarious yet ingenious advice
😂😂😂
Bruh. You ain't lieing.
I always feel out of place with my damn phone going back and forth between me and her using the Google translate
@@_chappie_ 😂🤣😂
Aw the good ol human traffic victims
Haha, the filter abruptly dropping at the end was pretty good.
the literal and figurative filter
Worked strip clubs years ago, wouldn't believe the amount of customers that feel strippers love them. Half them chicks were married. 😆😆😆
Had a friend who used to fall in love with prostitutes and the swoon over them to me like I cared? He wasn't a dumb person actually highly intelligent but no emotional intelligence
Fooooooak
I dont know whos the bigger suckery the guy who falls in love with the stripper or the guy who marries her 💀
@@djocharablaikan8601 Ehm...you don't understand, that the guy who is married with a stripper get the money from her?
@@famaccount479 you couldnt pay me enough to marry a stripper because in a marriage, you pay on the backend. I think those bills stuck behind her panties are neither going to count when its time to split the stuff in divorce settlement nor are they deducted from alimony 🤣 But to each his own, girls got to settle down when the party is over and there is a sucker born every day, just have to make sure you are not the one. Guys who marry stripers dont understand how female value works, they think just because their girl is hot it means they got game 💀
“I hope your Bitcoin takes off.” Lol
That hurt.
so do I 🤣
@@LNLBD facts
Emotional damage
I knew that joke wouldn't age well haha.
The stripper relationship is the most authentic relationship a man can have. Even when they steal, at least it's up front instead of the back in and more expensive
Lol so true 🤣.
Truest form of free market.
I’d say prostitutes are even more straight forward.
@@Thedreamer20015 cause at least they get paid to leave you with blue balls
@@godkilla357 I thought prostitutes fuck?
"She's in a school girl outfit from Party City" LMFAO!
I went to a strip club with some friends back in the early 90s, and a stripper named "Twinkle" conned my buddy out of $400 in 1 night! He was positive she was going home with him. 15 minutes before the club closed, "Twinkle" disappeared.. poof gone! I watched as my friend cried like a little baby for the rest of the night. (and no, my friend was NOT me LOL!)
loll Worth
And adjusted for inflation that would be like 3-4 grands today. :O
@Karl with a K hahaha no. I was trying to warn his dumb ass all night but would he listen? Nooooo 😂
That’s an expensive learning lesson right there
It happens to the best of us man.
I was actually proud at the end until she broke character. Man went for the ultimate, not on the menu package. 😂
"Denial is not just a river in Egypt." I'm stealing that. 😅
You are stealing a decades old overused line?
@@antongonist8294 what’s the problem that’s how the line gets passed around??
@@andrew5744 The problem is that by now if anyone uses that line they get heckled out of the room. It is long past sounding clever and is now classified as cringe.
@@antongonist8294 It's so easy to tell who was just born yesterday.
Old news
the past few weeks I was rewatching the old bangers and I was thinking to myself that he hadnt uploaded anything in months, great to have u back king
Yeah I feel this on an uncomfortable level
“I hope your Bitcoin takes off…” 🤣🤣
I'm not gonna lie that killed me 🤣
I went to strip clubs for about a 2 year period after a difficult relationship. I never assumed any of the girls actually liked me but I usually preferred 1 over the others because she was usually very good at playing the role. That is how I always saw it as a form of entertainment to take my mind off of other things. The conversations I had with these women helped me to deal with some deep seated anger toward powerful men in my community who generally treat other human beings with disdain. The woman I spent the most time with I talked into getting her real estate license and moving to the Big city. I told her to find the second largest commercial real estate firm in the city and seek employment with them. She was hired on the first interview, of course she had already gone to school and had her real estate license prior to the interview. In our many conversations I became impressed with her general level of intelligence and I knew she would have no problem getting her license. Moving to a different much bigger city would minimize the possibility of her running into any clients from the club. I don't think most of them would recognize her in a business suit anyway. :)
Yeah,yeah,yeah but tell me you nailed her once , and Details pleez🧐
@@garyelder-hx5vs i was wondering the same exact thing....
and also "what is he trying to say"
I think this is a cool story bro, but let me ask my friend who is an expert on cool stories, bro.
My friend who is an expert on cool stories bro, confirmed that this a cool story, bro.
@@MartianMoonbrooooooo
This was not a Parody, this is a real life documentary. LOL
This was definitely my boy when we took him to his first strip club. Really on some T Pain shit lol
🎶 I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER 🎶 THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT IN 2006. 👍
Wait, you guys take your son to strip clubs?
@@mahsazarifi5280he calls his friends boys, because he is his father
Its like the “Is she into you” vid by Casually Explained but the exact opposite
My favorite
Lmao "she's calling you bigboy very ironically" 🤣
This actually reminds me of someone I know 🤣
Myself
🤣😂😭🤦♂️
glad your back!! content and acting are always over the top
so glad this didn't end like the waitress one. lol. love you guys!!
we had this one come up to my buddies and i while we were playing pool at the strip club one time. chatted us up for a few minutes, played a little and even flirted while telling us about herself. she was nice and was obviously being friendly but none of us were foolish enough to think she wanted any of us😂probably just wanted to make sure we’d tip her cuz she did it right before it was her turn on stage
OMFG this was over the top. My favorite yet hahahhaa
That REMINDER. 😂😂
That ending was hilarious 😂
This was amazing. Welcome back!!!
I tried yawn throughout the whole video but couldn’t because I kept laughing 😂
The expressions after he takes a long breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally feel of my bed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was PURE gold!
1:27 "Denial is not just a river in Egypt".
OOF. 👌👌 That hit the spot. Beautiful.
Made me think something good was actually gonna happen at the end there. Rookie mistake
Loved this skit. It was a freaking roller coaster.
So happy to see vids back!
We all had a friend that was like that thinking they wanted them 😂😂😂
The walk to the ATM gave me flashbacks…
And this is why I can never go back to the strip club again. I walk out penniless and delusional lol.
I stopped going to strip clubs once I was too old to know the new "dirty" songs the DJ was playing.
Love how the voice goes higher and higher the more obsessed he gets
more of these please.. funniest thing ive seen this year..
the ATM back rub 😂😂
That’s why all guys MUST have first crush and first broken heart by the time they enter college.
Glad to see you back
This was literally me last weekend
0:17 The look they give each other is priceless, they’re like “no fucking way this guy is serious” 😂💀
The realism in this is killing me... I've been a victim😔
Oh dear lol, no more night clubs for you. Stay out of there and practice meditation maste tai chi. Then you can hit the clubs again 😂🤣😅🤗.
My new favorite youtube channel, keep it rollin Stevie!!
oh snap, slappers back to uploads? yeeeeeeeeeee
I've seen so many of these, I actually feel bad for Steve IRL. Poor lad.
For the Algo and Data Structures.
That ending was crazy 😂
yo just found the channel and this is funny asl, it gives me it’s always sunny in philadelphia vibes 😂
True love is worth ALL your money.
THE MAN IS BACK
Thank You For This, this was the honest-to-god funniest video I've seen in a very long time and it honestly reminded me of old CollegeHumor sketches I appreciate your work, and absolutely will subscribe to you.
THE MELO CELEBRATION 🤣🤣
Stevie you gotta salary them. You don’t need to pay them overtime. My girl has been working overtime for 7 years strong now and sometimes pays for dinner as part of the act.
knocked this one out of the park! lol
the atm backrub LMAO this was so relatable it hurt
Looks like a bargain to me, cheaper than a real relationship and more fun.
I'd probably keep her around for another year, if i got a discount.
3:37 "took out your whole life savings"
Haven't laughed like this in years
It hasnt even premiered yet. Lol
That's actually sad. This is a decent video but not crazy funny
"Bye broke bigots" that was the best line 🤣
Best video suggestion I've gotten from RUclips in a while 🤣🤣🤣
U guys make the best contents..🇯🇲🔥
Would love the ending to be a new character! Absolutely hilarious 😆
He really hit them with the simple jack lol
the lighting in this vid is clean
It’s like Mommas Home Cookin
When they act like they like you… they don’t.
But some will like you and try to hide it.
Yep sometimes you’re they’re type 😏
4:43 . Lmfao 🤣 wtf was that Steve ?
That *lip plumper* is a SCREAM! 🤣🤣👄
He's back!
Welcome back King!! For the algo 🚀
Lol that ending had me dead 😏😂
really felt it when he said “AAEEEEEEEEE”
What in earth is that noise at 4:43 ?? That killed me
This happened to me when I was 17 with a stripper named "Cream" 🤣
🤣🤣💀💀 Missed you guys!
I lost it at "classic ATM backrub"!
The look on the boys faces is the best
denial isn't just a river in egypt 💀mans really pulling out the dad jokes
O my gosh hahaha “bye broke bigots”
The conclusion was complicated😄👏🏾
Solid vid 😂😂 glad your back
. Here's my really bad first strip club experience : Graduated from college ......shortly afterwards, a friend and his girl, who were part of my friend group, invited our other friends and I to Tampa to attend their wedding. I was super broke at the time but made it happen. We went/settled in.
Our friend, the groom, wanted to hit a strip club for his bachelor's party . So we went to one, about eight of us. We go in and for some reason we go straight to the cat walk and sit at the chairs that line the perimeter of the cat walk. I'm sitting at one end of the line of my friends. A stripper shows up at the far end of the line eight guys from me. She does her little dance for the seven friends preceding me......each one gave a dollar or something. She gets to me, does her little dance, and sort of leans in gesturing for me to tip and looks me straight in the eyes. I say, "I'm sorry but I have no money". I really didn't. She grabs me by the hair on the back of my head and smashes my face down into the cat walk three times really,, really hard. Then stands up and says, "Don't sit at the fuc*ing cat walk if you don't have any money to tip !! ", and walks away. My face has been completely smashed, bloody nose, etc..... I had no idea about that "unwritten rule". I turn around and look at the entrance and two fat, giant door men / bouncers are laughing their ass off.
Before seeing them, I , for the first time in my life, and I have never felt this way, not even one time since , now some 33 years later, felt a rage which almost had me jumping up on that cat walk to beat the ever-living snot and piss out of her. I almost totally lost my sh*t on that woman. I'm sure glad that did not happen b/c that on my police record, regardless of the reasons, would have followed me for the rest of my life. Besides, in retrospect, I bet there's a 70% chance someone other guy beat her down in the future for some other similar nastiness coming from her. There are a lot of guys meaner than me without my temperance.....and that's a game of Russian Roulette. Do that enough times and you'll find that one guy you don't want to find.
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If she stuck to doing that sort of thing in the club, no, no man ever beat her down. There may have been a few who've tried, but those same giants who laughed at you will, with the glee of a child on Christmas morning, beat the ever loving shit out of you if you try to hit one of the strippers, for any reason.
It’s a pretty basic rule..
@@robschroeder8297 Well, I nostly meant outside the club in her personal life. I could have definitely put her in the hospital before those thugs reached me, and given those odd and those circumstances there is always someone out there that will beat her up.
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@@magasaurus7210 Right. Not written. My first time. Was not informed. Young and just out of college -- not experienced yet in the mean ways of the real world. LOL. What ya' sayin'? LOL.
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As crazy as that story sounds, that crap did happen decades ago. That's back when bouncers could beat the shit out of customers with impunity. Not so much anymore. If a dancer did that to me now, I would call the cops and charge her with assault immediately. Decades ago its a different story.
One stripper was so good at this that I genuinely didn’t care if it was real or not.
Whether or not she liked me her act made me like her. Plenty of them are not so convincing.
She pulls a " ...hey there you stud ..."
How is this channel so underrated
This is not realistic... the strip club ATM always has like a $15 fee!
Speaking from experience, huh? 😂
@@comicnerd1186 I have been advised not to answer...
@@JWD1992 dude just because she said she's in law school doesn't mean you should follow her legal advice
For the algorithm, for my brother!
That went Simple Jack really quick.
4:42... my jaw cramped from laughing at that.