The Purge, But if Cheating was Legal
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2021
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Written By Stevie Emerson, Mitch Mcmahon & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed By Stevie Emerson
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Thats oddly specific…. For the algo
Hell yeah
@Night-time Guy ikr
@@hopeyboi8750 algorithm
@Night-time Guy if people comment it raises the chances that people get the video in their recommended page
algorand
I was feeling pretty bad for Mike, until Jazmine and Monica showed up.
Right? I was like oh no everyone else paired up
Turns out he had a few spares coming over lol
Mike had the right idea 👍
Respect!
Mike understood the assignment
Kinda too.. but actually was thinking it could be another guy. but nope. its much better! haha
"The Urge" lmao you guys are so damn creative. Hilarious and original, I love it.
@@Stevie-J the "i love it" at the end is what makes it hard to figure out
@@Stevie-J It’s pretty damn obvious ._.
If there's not an actually nsfw parody of The Purge called The Urge this is a missed opportunity
@@anthonynguyen1289 I mean, this whole video is kind of an nsfw parody of The Purge called The Urge.
@@FoxyDrew yeah but when I said nsfw I meant like on the hub not something that could be uploaded to RUclips. Something like a Star Wars parody called Order 69.
The “LETS GET NAKED” at the end had me weak😂😂
The second girl to show up's facial expressions are hilarious
Yeeep
I have to say, it was delivered to perfection
Yep fucking hilarious
Kinda strange, that was supposed to have you hard
I'd rather be two pump-chump than neighbor Kevin... There I said it.
Definitely lol. That's atleast 2 more pumps than neighbor Kevin did.
Why
The likes…
Kevin was the two pump chump last year
@@erijerij214 Thats 200% more than Kevin
This is why I'm glad my gf's male work friend is always there for her. She sleeps over at his house on weekends so I know she won't be tempted to go out with other guys. And I called her once and she answered and he was actually inside of her and she said they do that every night so I know there's no chance of any other guys getting in there as long as he's there. What a good guy
Amazing your gf is with a chad
Yeah, he sounds good.
And he doesn't even use cable ties. It's fully consensual. WTF?
Also, sharing is caring dude.
It's nice to know there are some caring people like you around who let their girlfriend follow her urges and who are always vigilant that she doesn't get pounded by the wrong guys.
I just wish more real men like you dominated the planet with their Superior Dominant Masculinity.
Further, judging by your "This is why I'm glad MY GF'S male work friend is always there for her" comment, She is still Your girlfriend, and that is very impressive. How You can be so loyal, forgiving, and understanding----and yet ALSO be so vigilant, supervisory, and concerned that she doesn't get drilled by other guys----is beyond the realm of normal human understanding and deeply encouraging and inspiring for the rest of us. I deeply hope that She will realize how cool-as-f*ck You are and come back to You to show You how much You mean to Her.
If that happened to me, I would have undoubtedly deactivated the early 2000s New Orleans Police Department with my bullshit arrogant, disgruntled, Gamma Male mindset, my "SupraExpert" marksmanship, my Rock Loft R-10 "Scorpion" 10mm (with hi-tech ASAPSM cartridges) and my Rock Loft I-10 "Interrogator" (with 12-gauge XXX buckshot containing ultra-hi-tech secondary micro pellets for maximum effect) among other things, then probably swallowed a cyanide pill.
From now on, whenever I force open a few cold beers I will make sure one of them is for you---in recognition of your honorable masculinity and your patience and tolerance towards women.
Patience is a virtue. And so is/should be Tolerance.
Misogyny sucks.
And so does gun violence.
Nuff said.
Anything to keep her safe and away from temptations. You re welcome buddy!
@@Littlekid4eva absolutely off the fucking rocker, love it guy keep that energy
Thats oddly specific dude....
That moment when you realize that in this hypothetical scenario, you’re most like Kevin.
Lmfao
@@Stevie-J Lmfao
@@Stevie-J Well, that was oddly specific.
Same
And I am also a two-pump-chump.
honestly not a bad plot for the hub
NGL, I'd watch that.
Dude it's the plot from the hub, abbie maley here
If I was in this purge, my doorbell would never ring
Don`t loose hope. Somebody could get lost and feel the urge to ask you the direction of the party they actually want to go......
You can ring my bell. Wait, you're a girl, right??
@Calvin Ilkay C A L V I N ? W H A T A G I R L N A M E R I G H T ?
@Calvin Ilkay YES I AM SIR
@Calvin Ilkay uwu is that a mating call
My girlfriend invited my best friend over during the urge. She’s so sweet for making sure he’s safe.
You got the old school Mr. Fruit pfp
She invited me over too, homie. Your girl makes a great soufflé, could you ask her the recipe for me? I appreciate it
Yo she invited me too bro, I was feeling pretty vulnerable at the time and she’s a great listener
@@camposcarlos7634 That shit’s classic
Meanwhile I was at your mom's house
This whole skit was incredible. The urge was a great idea. Was actually entertaining the whole way through!
"We're here to run a train". That is awesome.
I thought said run and train 😂 since that’s what they were “doing” as a play on words
@@m.c.martin Oh you sweet summer child...running a train is when one woman has sex with multiple men one after the other...also there's subtitles.
This is the dream that MLK was referring to
🤣
You win the internet today with that comment.
That man definitely did not resist his urges lol
Oh God
You're out of line! ....but you're not wrong..
When he dabbed his forehead with the napkin I fuckin lost it
Same lol 4:03
@@theseproblemsmatter1 goat for posting the time stamp
I guess neighbor Kevin's house was the safe house after all
True 😂🤣🤣
why does bros older brother look like quicksilver
So MCU Quicksilver is Stevie's older brother
I did not see that coming.
@@thatHARVguy I understand that reference 😂😂
@@lenny5022 and I understood *that* reference
@@jimh472 😂😂🤝
thoughtitwashimtoolol
I love how dehydrated everyone is at the end, just dying for electrolytes.
for someone's banana too
It's what plants crave
They already exchanged fluids. 🤭
Well, the men are certainly 'drained' 😂
you guys deserve an award for saying all these lines in front of each other
This should be a proper movie 😂😂😂
I swear
I agree
rule 34
Netflix would pick this up. They've definitely made worse, with sequels.
@@actionjackson7020 I'd be disappointed if not
"Drink some wine to safety" lmao
Tequila would've been a better choice.
Damn just when I think Stevie’s videos can’t get any better he finds a way to top it. This might be his best one yet. I can’t imagine how amazing the movie’s gonna be
I do have to say this is one of his best!
if this happened my day would be literally unchanged
You know dam well this is always happening and you don’t need a purge to do it 😂
@@Synthanicmusic the real question is why ? Why control biological needs ?
I didn't realize siblings were getting it on all year long. Guess its time to scratch this bill.
@@WaveRider1989 because women do something called hey pregnant. If we didn't have all this birth control and abortion bullshit, then women would be much more careful about who they choose to have sex with. Unless they are just pulling out. I think it's a great question. However, from a biological social standpoint, it comes down to women needing protection...and sexual diseases....ans family.
@@WaveRider1989 because we're also programmed to feel bad if our partner goes to someone else. In order to avoid the feeling of bad, we take away some feeling of good. Complacency is key.
@@WaveRider1989 Because the ability to control biological urges is one of the fundamental traits that separates us from other animals. This is why majority of religions and philosophies preach some form of self control to some extent.
Think of a monk, although it’s not the ideal lifestyle for most they’re practices are a symbol of the willpower that the human mind is capable of.
That being said technically the resistance of biological urges is a biological mechanism within itself, so at the end of the day regardless of if your hooking up all the time, being loyal to your partner, or being celibate, you’re still doing what your programmed to do.
This is one of my favorite skits you guys have done yet, I kept cracking up as the doorbell kept ringing and everyone was introduced. The actual Urge idea is brilliant too, well done guys 👏
bro we need a whole series likes this. it's hilarious!
5:14 the dude crushing his plastic cup cus he mentions his gf again in more direct and vulgar manner is funny af
"we've always wanted to try a third......gear" lmao
Bro honestly this is low-key exactly how this would go in real life 😂
thank you!!
that was brilliant !!! happy i just found ure work on utube !!
The way that Veronica looked at Connor at the dinner table there was golden, didn’t need to say a word with those looks she was throwing him
When The Purge and Wolf of Wall Street do an Avengers-level crossover
Damn wolf of wallstreet was crazy. Remember watching it in 2016 and barely understood shit watched it in quarantine and damn..
Including Quicksilver
The words The Purge hits differently when you're from South Africa smh.
Stay safe brother
I know right 😲
It also hits differently after you've been in a hot dog eating contest.
Bruh fr
Stay safe!
This is one of skits that needs a part 2 💯
Oddly specific conversations are a disease in humanity these days. Hahahaha awesome video! I needed this haha
ill never understand how people are this clever to come up with something like this lmao
Please make this a series. I can literally watch different random people ringing the door bell for ever
It was really strangely captivating.
4:21
"Nah, imma stay, ladies."
When this is more realistic than the purge. Atleast the economy doesn’t immediately collapse afterwards (like it would irl purge) and a uptick in pregnancies would increase consumerism.
Ok, but why are they acting like it's socially not acceptable when the government clearly said it is?
It's a matter of morals.
Same reason as the purge. Some ppl just have different morals
Indeed, the government is always right
@@loristnorton3723 it was a joke
@@williamschlass4598 Indeed, just do what you are told.
Damn, haven't seen it. A masterpiece nontheless
I lost it at Ms. Martinez, "my 8th grade spanish teacher"...
We need Part 2, can't resist the urge. 😅
In my day, we just called that time "college"
Commenting for the alg
it doesnt work if you say it
Done
🤣🤣🤣🤣
same
THE WAY THE ORANGES KEPT MOVING AT THE TABLE….😂😂
0:01 "all hooking up will be socially acceptable .."
I though that's true in America at any time
Luckily my gf is with her guy friend. I know he will keep here safe he said she is like a sister to him
More a step sister kinda thing you know....
"What are you doing step bro?"
So who is going to tell him guys?
@@Crispy_DAWG man, this is awkward 😐
I will tell him.
Ahem. @royce smith your gf's guy friend is actually gay and has the hots for you.
"Let's get naked" This killed me, this is one of the most creative channels out there love you guys!
YOOO the pool boy with sunscreen killed me 🤣🤣
How am I just finding this channel? Instant sub, great skit y'all!
Technically cheating is legal
Unless you're in the military.
Technically it’s still a civil offense in a lot of states that can lead to a lawsuit but no one ever actually pursues that route. In the case of a prenup it just leads to someone getting screwed financially after a divorce.
@@dasmaverick1063 exactly you can't cheat death.
@@echelon3282
A civil offense? Lol Maybe in marriage, but not in boyfriend/girlfriend situations.
@@dasmaverick1063
Huh? The military gets involved in your sex life if you're enlisted? Never heard that before.
I swear the ideas you guys come up with for the skits are always funny af. haha keep up the good work!
Cheating is legal, I've seen and experienced this 'purge' first hand... Had a strange circle of friends.
I'm just glad Mike had options. They really had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
The concept of your videos and the buildups are amazing, top tier quality. Most original content out there. I just feel you don’t always nail it on the punchline, and I think that would be the only thing you need to work on
When the older brother was feeling the granddads biceps that was jokes
Bruh this got me dying of laughter especially when his grandpa came to the house u know how to pick then grandson 🤣🤣
Man I’ve been loving your vids
The "LETS GET NAKED" Made me laugh harder than anything else on this channel😂
Bruh 💀💀 "we're here to run a train" killed me 😂👏🏼👏🏼
The fact this shit actually started out as cinematic af
I dropped out of my chair with the cologne 😂😂😂
Excellent work from everyone, one of yalls best ever both creatively and acting wise
Guess the urge was on near the end of my last relationship with how acceptable my ex seemed to think her cheating was 🤣
Drinking wine out of a champagne flute feels like a crime by itself.
I got a wedding ring ad right before this 😂
The party after finishing this shoot must have been amazing!
Another instant classic😂 All the stereotypical characters and their lines were spot on.
0:24 what a nice message 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a the most unique spin ever and love it 😂🤣😂🤣
2:48 The Way how he picked up the glass! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Half a million subs keep crushing it guys!! Think the content has skyrocketed since becoming a full-blown team, RUclips is starting to appreciate it with the algo
The Purge... the Urge... how has no one thought of this parody before ? :-D LMAO well done guys ! Especially the intro !
You're a great creator keep up the great work
Hey Stevie emmerson my friend who’s name is also Steve took inspiration from the word “doggy” or diggy and calls all his homies his diggys and now it’s a locally known word
I'm not sure if that's incredible, depressing, incredibly depressing, or depressingly incredible.
@@ominous5409 or just bullshit which is what im 99.9% leaning towards.
This is a stupid comment.
@@VenGxJon I have proof do you have Snapchat ?
@@georgeorwell126 How ?
Older brother scene was genius, by far the most relatable hahahah
The ''urge'' hahahahhah, that one killed me!
This really could be turned into a solid movie this is flawless
The neighbourhood wasnt really feeling to safe so they just needed to crash at the safe house
“Even if it’s that”…
“eVen IF iT’S tHaT”
😂😂😂
How this channel doesn’t have a million subs is beyond my comprehension.
Lol the end “let’s get NAKED!!!”
This is art, it is beautiful. Now, to where do i have to watch the rest of the climactic event?
Commenting for the Alg…obviously.
hi
You are so good guys and girl, keep up the good work!
4:31 "which one of you's gettin' nailed?" -- I DIED LAUGHING
Lol why are stevie's eyes bulging at 223 lmfao
Cocaine
@@xxyvng6831 hell yeah
Let’s get back his sketch to the moon boys. Here for the algorithm.
"you drive a moped"
"heh no I dont"
had me rolling and I don't know why
Most funny part 3:39 😂😂😂 "we always wanna try third"🤣🤣
Commenting for the algo! 💯
Yessir
for the algo-rythems :-)
Absolutely for algorithms
Who's Algo? He sounds hot, we should invite him over for extra safety.
Hell yeah, baby! For the algo!!!!
This sucks freakin hilarious man, I’d still be alone in a situation like this tho😂
Always with the one dude that ya gotta kick out multiple times hahah mad accurate dude
This turned from an escalation to a full blown swingers party.
2:21 Look who's here. Its the QuickSilver. Wanda surely sent him to another multiverse.
This channel is legendary😂
This channel is legendary!!!
“You drive a moped.”
😂😂😂
great script and well done on recruiting all the participants