Police: Are you alright, sir? Socrates: How could I know? Police: Pardon? Socrates: Depends on the extent of psychopathy around here. Police: Why are you getting pictures of the cars? Socrates: To enjoy their images later. Police: I don't really think you should be taking photos over there. Socrates: Is it that you don't really believe yourself? Police: Because those cars are police cars, aren't they? Socrates: Well, I'm taking photos on behalf of the owners.
Now then Matt; as a good Swineherd that is how you treat & school piglets and drive them from their sty!!! Good one and well done... Respect... Regards to Oscar
It would be interesting to know the total number of hours 'policing' annually is actually carried out by the Police out of Total number of hours paid annually.
Police: To me it looks a bit suspicious. Socrates: By suspicious do you mean you're curious? Police: Can I just ask you to stay on the pavement and stop taking pictures? Socrates: What's your offer to kill the story? Police: Stand over there for me. Socrates: What's the offering price? Police: Have you got any details? Socrates: Who are you looking for?
Underfunded when serious crimes are occurring with serious criminals, yet five of them when someone's got a 📷, he was dying to make something up to get you on
They're all marked police vehicles 🚓🚔 and the cops 👮 💂 are all in uniform. It's not as if he's gone to a secret police station filming non marked police vehicles such as jangle vehicles 🚎🚐🚗🚘🚚🚙🚛🚁⛵🚲 along with plain clothes so called law enforcement agency officers 👲👳👴👵👤👥
Only a certain type would want to go to work to abuse rights and tell perfect strangers what to do, so yes they recruit from the people who apply which are the dregs of humanity.
@@birdman4274 True story! , and the ones that join who actually have an education are intelligent enough tend to leave after around 18 months to 2 years
Imagine the uproar if a retail worker was caught talking to a customer in this way, why do we not hold the same standard for those paid for whether we like it or not by our taxes?
Retail workers have social skills and can communicate, these clowns have no social skills, low education and are scared of everything which is why they join the dirty gang. It attracts a certain type.
Anti mask scumbags Lmao 😆 Nevertheless, still some quality entertainment. If someone is running a virus and sneezed into the mask or perhaps even on their own personal life hands and touched something including the traffic light button a virus can live on surfaces for a certain amount of time. It's all bulldust I'm sorry however, even if they are telling the truth they've already done so roughly a year ago. See what happens, I suppose
It's gone the other way now Sita, and these chumps are becoming very scared of the law that for decades they've used to distress the public. The tables have turned.
Copsplain right back at them...dont steal drugs from the evidence room,dont kick puppies and do not kidnap,rape and murder women on the streets of London
@@laceys2038 usually the same accent whether north or south and same cocky better than you attitude. even the foreign cops have been given an almost english accent....almost
Brave stuff ode lad as ever. Have a whiff for a couple of days , don't underestimate stress pal. The work you're doing is far to important . All the best and massive respect as ever : )
@@mat12128 I know un-nervingly annoying it can be speaking to a bunch of pigs perhaps try practicing as if you were just having a normal conversation with them by lowering your tone a bit and not rushing the words out, it does kind of come accross as if you are bricking it and delibrately wind them up which lets be honest they can quite easily wind themselves up when faced with someone (yourself and every bormal member of public) with more intelligence than them. however the only questions need asking are by you is "why do want to speak to me" even when they say because your taking photos keep asking that question and when you feel they have sufficiently answered themselves enough to be wound up simply state "ok this conversation is over thanks for your time unless you want to be interviewed i can ask you some questions". when its established that they are only wanting a stop and account (sus laws no longer recorded by police nor do you need to answer their questions) the conversation is over simply thank them for their time and walk away, walking away is key because it then difinitavely proves your interaction was not wanted or based on law, also when they request you to stop you can simply keep walking, them making something up after you have already established that no law broken is worse and you could go as far as saying discrimination on the grounds of your media and that they only seem to target youtubers/independant media unlike the big coorporations who do as they want without being hassled.
the key when there is a bunch of them is to only concentrate on the one speaking to you initially do not speak to any others and do not feel cheeky saying this is the person who started it let them speak you only been called incase of physical intervention required because she is scared which is not needed really
because that first one who spoken to you tried to run away when her bumchums arrived proves she should not be in that job, she didnt relay any info to them other than someone recording out here personally i would of pointed it out straight away and questioned her there and then as to why she was leaving after calling out her bumchums without even speaking to them as to why she called them or what laws she thinks your breaking enough to even warrent all the attention.
6 officers for 1 man with a camera, then tell you to "bugger off" and "jog on" why the police seem to be able to say what they want to the public I have no idea, if I had told someone to bugger off when I worked in retail I wouldn't have had a job very long
When the police get in your face stand your ground and don’t back up that means they have to make contact with your body which is an assault and battery
Agreed, close personal space invasion by them, or anyone, is an intimidation technique, countered by not moving, if you move forward the police say they fear you attacking them, if you move back, they've won the intimidation battle.
I remember when you first started auditing, you almost give it up. I am glad you didn't as, you have become a pro at it. Perfectly legal activity. Excellent.
I've seen loads of Matts videos, and he always does brilliantly! and treats the police just how they deserve to be treated when they step out of line, what annoys me though is these bully boys always run away when they meet someone who knows the law, can you imagine how they act towards people who don't!!..Its very scary, that's the only time they can feed their ego's.
Loved it matt Get off police property. Best was to look it up on council Web site see where public land ends.. And where police ground starts.. I'm sure if the lamp post got numbers on them it's public. Worth finding out... About road marking and lamp post. Great video matt Keep safe matey
My daughter works in a shop. A thief made off with some stuff, all caught on camera. Police looked at the footage, recognised the thief and said it wasn't worth pursuing.
Another good one Matt - don't forget to tell them that if they are concerned about their PUBLIC number plates being filmed in PUBLIC then perhaps they should walk to work or even use the bus. Stay safe man and give Oscar a fuss when you get home.
"Hello, police? I want to report a burglary." "Can you do that online, luv? We're too busy intimidating a man with a camera who's taking up all our resources."
Bristol police are ruthless I was on bail there with curfew and cos I never answered door at 4:30am they put door in and wrapped me up for breaching me bail and curfew cos I didn't answer door cos was sleep like any normal person would be at that time of morning 🤦♂️
Great stuff Matt. Wish I'd of known the law when I got pulled for no reason then he made one up to arrest me now I have lost my licence. They even drove me bk to my car 35 mins later. So much for being under the influence of drugs eh. Stroll on court
The more the public audit their servants, and hold them accountable, the less "unusual" and "suspicious" such independent checks will seem... The Police wish to be respected by the community, yet more often than not, they think that they are better than the community; any pretence of respect, only serves to add injury to insult...
So what if your taking photos of what ever you want in a public access space. They really can’t help themselves can they. No wonder a vast majority of the public hate them. They’re fools. Well done for having the balls to mix with these thugs your a star.
I worked in that station! Yay. I ran child abuse investigations, co-ordinating the agencies, including Police CAITs. The amount of pile-ons like that I saw, where officers were rude, brought up offences to both intimidate, but also to say that they had warned people, and where officers pushed or provoked - yet when a complaint was investigated, no-one apart from me remembered or saw it. Maybe, and it's just a thought, if they weren't so unfair, unjust, bullying, and there was actual accountability, there wouldn't be fears about the public targeting them and their personal cars.
“Jog on.” What a wee fanny!
For our American friends in most of the english speaking world (fanny) means something only girls have.
@@ronprince1478 Is that the same as Twat??? I'm asking for a friend,,
Perfect description, Manky!
@@ronprince1478 "ladies front bottom"
Better,
Police: Are you alright, sir?
Socrates: How could I know?
Police: Pardon?
Socrates: Depends on the extent of psychopathy around here.
Police: Why are you getting pictures of the cars?
Socrates: To enjoy their images later.
Police: I don't really think you should be taking photos over there.
Socrates: Is it that you don't really believe yourself?
Police: Because those cars are police cars, aren't they?
Socrates: Well, I'm taking photos on behalf of the owners.
"Go on and bugger off, jog on"... Very professional pc 4459 mucker...
Sorry, I meant pc bellend lol
Don't Shoot well spotted lol edited just for u, don't shoot...
@@craighall4675 hahaha
im sure one of them called him a muppet as well
VAP yea their a joke, if a member of the public got on like that to a police officer they would be in cuffs for a public order offence.
Welcome to Bristle Matt, no end of police bell ends here, all the best.
Brizzle, gurt lush me babbers
I’ve got a door mat made of bristle 😀
We all saw that last year when the statues were being vandalised !
I’m a pedant.
It’s pronounced ‘Bristaw’ by Bristolians, never Brizzle or Bristle.
Typical Bristol, give us fair warning next time and I will bring you a coffee
Now then Matt; as a good Swineherd that is how you treat & school piglets and drive them from their sty!!! Good one and well done... Respect... Regards to Oscar
It would be interesting to know the total number of hours 'policing' annually is actually carried out by the Police out of Total number of hours paid annually.
@Paul Edwards Yep,., you're probably.. Lots of hours 'worked' but none of that is work for the good of the community.
@@mistycat1954 They're not 'auditors' you're right... Not sure why that word is misused either.
Police: To me it looks a bit suspicious.
Socrates: By suspicious do you mean you're curious?
Police: Can I just ask you to stay on the pavement and stop taking pictures?
Socrates: What's your offer to kill the story?
Police: Stand over there for me.
Socrates: What's the offering price?
Police: Have you got any details?
Socrates: Who are you looking for?
Underfunded when serious crimes are occurring with serious criminals, yet five of them when someone's got a 📷, he was dying to make something up to get you on
Why are they all so unfriendly? Do they just recruit people with no social skills?
They recruit sociopaths who can get away with this behaviour with impunity
They're all marked police vehicles 🚓🚔 and the cops 👮 💂 are all in uniform.
It's not as if he's gone to a secret police station filming non marked police vehicles such as jangle vehicles 🚎🚐🚗🚘🚚🚙🚛🚁⛵🚲 along with plain clothes so called law enforcement agency officers 👲👳👴👵👤👥
Only a certain type would want to go to work to abuse rights and tell perfect strangers what to do, so yes they recruit from the people who apply which are the dregs of humanity.
They failed at school and this was the last chance saloon.
@@birdman4274 True story! , and the ones that join who actually have an education are intelligent enough tend to leave after around 18 months to 2 years
Imagine the uproar if a retail worker was caught talking to a customer in this way, why do we not hold the same standard for those paid for whether we like it or not by our taxes?
The woman cop sounded pretty hot before she walked in front of the camera setup 📱📲📹
Retail workers have social skills and can communicate, these clowns have no social skills, low education and are scared of everything which is why they join the dirty gang. It attracts a certain type.
I worked retail during COVID, and definitely talked like this to some of the anti-mask scumbags in our shop xD
Anti mask scumbags
Lmao 😆 Nevertheless, still some quality entertainment.
If someone is running a virus and sneezed into the mask or perhaps even on their own personal life hands and touched something including the traffic light button a virus can live on surfaces for a certain amount of time.
It's all bulldust I'm sorry however, even if they are telling the truth they've already done so roughly a year ago.
See what happens, I suppose
Cuz most citizens think Govt employees deserve to have their boots licked.
My god she must be fun at parties. I can only imagine how she behaves at Disney land running about telling parents they can not take photographs.
Bullying 101 caught on 📷 for the world to see. The disdain for the people is disgusting.
Thanks for shining a light on how the cops treat the general public.
Matt - a better approach is - shut up and leave me alone.
i think he does it perfectly fine. challenge them on a level where he stays polite and baits them in their own poop.
@Newsbender why
Another pearler. Cheers
As the pigs 🐖 have trotters I think instead of saying "Jog on " you should be saying off you Trot. 🤔
Oh yes trot off!
Great interaction Mat 12128 👍, love your audits and your always straight to the point with these goons 🤯😳 👏👏 here's too the next one mate 👍👊
No matter how many turn up, The Legend deals with them all. Hahahahaha...Absolutely brilliant mate!
*aggressive police think we are scared of them* 😂😂😂😂
It's gone the other way now Sita, and these chumps are becoming very scared of the law that for decades they've used to distress the public. The tables have turned.
oooh Mat .... getting very assertive in yer old age .... superb job handling the 'gang members'
Copsplain right back at them...dont steal drugs from the evidence room,dont kick puppies and do not kidnap,rape and murder women on the streets of London
The three stoogies line cracked me up
6 or more cops for a man with a camera, they must have nothing else to do. good on you Buddy.👍
how is it that every sausage has the exact same voice.....exact
I've noticed that, especially the women. They all sound robotic and uneducated.
@@laceys2038 usually the same accent whether north or south and same cocky better than you attitude.
even the foreign cops have been given an almost english accent....almost
They are ego-driven neurotics.
Brave stuff ode lad as ever.
Have a whiff for a couple of days , don't underestimate stress pal. The work you're doing is far to important .
All the best and massive respect as ever : )
🤜
@@mat12128 I know un-nervingly annoying it can be speaking to a bunch of pigs perhaps try practicing as if you were just having a normal conversation with them by lowering your tone a bit and not rushing the words out, it does kind of come accross as if you are bricking it and delibrately wind them up which lets be honest they can quite easily wind themselves up when faced with someone (yourself and every bormal member of public) with more intelligence than them. however the only questions need asking are by you is "why do want to speak to me" even when they say because your taking photos keep asking that question and when you feel they have sufficiently answered themselves enough to be wound up simply state "ok this conversation is over thanks for your time unless you want to be interviewed i can ask you some questions".
when its established that they are only wanting a stop and account (sus laws no longer recorded by police nor do you need to answer their questions) the conversation is over simply thank them for their time and walk away, walking away is key because it then difinitavely proves your interaction was not wanted or based on law, also when they request you to stop you can simply keep walking, them making something up after you have already established that no law broken is worse and you could go as far as saying discrimination on the grounds of your media and that they only seem to target youtubers/independant media unlike the big coorporations who do as they want without being hassled.
the key when there is a bunch of them is to only concentrate on the one speaking to you initially do not speak to any others and do not feel cheeky saying this is the person who started it let them speak you only been called incase of physical intervention required because she is scared which is not needed really
because that first one who spoken to you tried to run away when her bumchums arrived proves she should not be in that job, she didnt relay any info to them other than someone recording out here personally i would of pointed it out straight away and questioned her there and then as to why she was leaving after calling out her bumchums without even speaking to them as to why she called them or what laws she thinks your breaking enough to even warrent all the attention.
6 officers for 1 man with a camera, then tell you to "bugger off" and "jog on" why the police seem to be able to say what they want to the public I have no idea, if I had told someone to bugger off when I worked in retail I wouldn't have had a job very long
As you would expect, arrogance, aggression from the power crazed thugs.
I feel sorry for the person who gets a call from PC Bellend after that.
When the police get in your face stand your ground and don’t back up that means they have to make contact with your body which is an assault and battery
Agreed, close personal space invasion by them, or anyone, is an intimidation technique, countered by not moving, if you move forward the police say they fear you attacking them, if you move back, they've won the intimidation battle.
Matt that was brilliant, I couldn’t stop laughing, keep up the great work
They female cop need a earrings test .Great work matt
I remember when you first started auditing, you almost give it up. I am glad you didn't as, you have become a pro at it. Perfectly legal activity. Excellent.
If you get asked the same questions from different officers just say "I`ve already been through this, I`m not repeating myself".
You tell them Matt good for you mate ❤️ RESPECT 💯✊💥🌟😂🤣💕😜😍
That used to be fantastic place to work 20 years ago before the police moved in - great canteen too and loads fit birds.
I've seen loads of Matts videos, and he always does brilliantly! and treats the police just how they deserve to be treated when they step out of line, what annoys me though is these bully boys always run away when they meet someone who knows the law, can you imagine how they act towards people who don't!!..Its very scary, that's the only time they can feed their ego's.
Great video thanks for coming to Bristol big up Matt respect
This is good!! They don't like having their personal numberplates filmed so they should come to work on a bike!!!!
Loved it matt
Get off police property.
Best was to look it up on council Web site see where public land ends.. And where police ground starts.. I'm sure if the lamp post got numbers on them it's public. Worth finding out...
About road marking and lamp post.
Great video matt
Keep safe matey
All that will tell you is who maintains the road. It's no guarantee of ownership or if it has ROW status.
If the police didn't invent laws from thin air then what else would they do.
Rape and Kidnap women????
Beautifully dealt with, Matt. 6 plod effortlessly swatted away by a grumpy photographer. Lol. Loved it.
The copper says jog on. Unbelievable contempt for people.
That's a fail then.
An aggressive stance from the get go That's what I like to see, Then they realise your no pushover.👍Great video Mat.
number 1 mat. such a good vid mate well played...
I thought you was filming a wildlife documentary about Hyenas.
PC Bell end... Made my day mate. Keep up the good work my mate
Hello from Trinidad and Tobago Caribbean 🇹🇹❤️ big up!!!
NOT MUPPETS! A SHOWER OF " FANNIES " ! THEIR MAMMYS MUST BE PROUD OF THEM ( AYE RIGHT).WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN ? POG MA THON! CHERRIO CHERRIO XXC
You did kick ass haha, nice drive of shame at the end.
My daughter works in a shop. A thief made off with some stuff, all caught on camera. Police looked at the footage, recognised the thief and said it wasn't worth pursuing.
Because they would of had to do work
FRICN SAUSAGE MEAT, ALL OF THEM 🗣️! SHOUT OUT TO MARTI & LIVE FREE🗣️
Excellent. lol
Another good one Matt - don't forget to tell them that if they are concerned about their PUBLIC number plates being filmed in PUBLIC then perhaps they should walk to work or even use the bus. Stay safe man and give Oscar a fuss when you get home.
here's an idea, just build a brick wall, simple really.
All's bell that ends bell... end.
Good on you mat standing your ground,no need for their behaviour.
It's a shame they have Hyunjin police cars, instead of something decent like Volvo V70s...🤷♂️
They should be driving round in Noddy Cars, as that would be more fitting of their very low standard of policing skills.
"Hello, police? I want to report a burglary."
"Can you do that online, luv? We're too busy intimidating a man with a camera who's taking up all our resources."
Absolutely smashed them
Bristol police are ruthless I was on bail there with curfew and cos I never answered door at 4:30am they put door in and wrapped me up for breaching me bail and curfew cos I didn't answer door cos was sleep like any normal person would be at that time of morning 🤦♂️
Keep going loving it .love your banter
Thank you 😁
Keep doing your thing 👍🏾
Great stuff Matt. Wish I'd of known the law when I got pulled for no reason then he made one up to arrest me now I have lost my licence. They even drove me bk to my car 35 mins later. So much for being under the influence of drugs eh. Stroll on court
Is police property not public property in the UK?
Its queen's property, they are still sick kingdom.
Matt you did really well here pal 👏
6:17 I love the way PC Smiley drives up. It's like he has a bit part in the film :-D
Quite a few egos there all trying desperately not to do the job they’re actually employed for.
Good one Matty!! excellent audit
Excellent Matt made me laugh out loud.
I laughed out loud at "see you later, numnuts"
It doesn't matter whether the area is public or private land. s33 of the CJA 1972 says you're allowed access if no barriers prevent it.
That's the real mat, well done for standing your ground
70 yrs on this planet, and all along I thought arseholes came in ones, but in Bristol they come in bunches of five.
A mass filming of ALL cars entering and leaving ALL police stations day sounds like a good idea.
Hello
Numb nuts,,, PC Bellend,,,classic,,withering rinse down👍
When people say the police are earning the hate it's so true definitely self centred
Nicely done sir
When they ask your name give them your work clocking in number. Their badge number is almost the same thing! Keep up the great work buddy!
telling members of the public to jog on??!?! disgraceful policing!
Nice 1 Matt i love seeing deflated buzzies trying to think there in control wen there not 😂😂😎
What are they frightened of being caught doing
Bloody love it man
Lmfao funny as fk when you call them numb nuts
The more the public audit their servants, and hold them accountable, the less "unusual" and "suspicious" such independent checks will seem...
The Police wish to be respected by the community, yet more often than not, they think that they are better than the community; any pretence of respect, only serves to add injury to insult...
Wonderful audit Mat. Stay safe.
Well done Matt. 👍💯
Love this audit 👌👍🏻😂😂
Well Matt,in the end you got multiple cars to photo.
Don't forget to thank the muppets. 😂😂😂
Excellent mat 👏
Oscar would have had a great day lifting his leg on that lot
So what if your taking photos of what ever you want in a public access space. They really can’t help themselves can they. No wonder a vast majority of the public hate them. They’re fools. Well done for having the balls to mix with these thugs your a star.
These Police goons just never seem to learn - just leave the auditors alone.
I worked in that station! Yay.
I ran child abuse investigations, co-ordinating the agencies, including Police CAITs. The amount of pile-ons like that I saw, where officers were rude, brought up offences to both intimidate, but also to say that they had warned people, and where officers pushed or provoked - yet when a complaint was investigated, no-one apart from me remembered or saw it.
Maybe, and it's just a thought, if they weren't so unfair, unjust, bullying, and there was actual accountability, there wouldn't be fears about the public targeting them and their personal cars.
_"Quick! There's a man with a cameraphone! *CALL IN SWAT!!!!*"_
Five white knights coming to the porky damsel in distress's aid.
Robots, trained to be idiots!
Programmed may possibly be a better word than trained to use ?
Excellent vid matt when they get stroppy your right to record all cars in and out they dont like that.
Shocking how neanderthal most coppers have become...
Haha 😆🔔🔚
Pc bell end love it 👍