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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024
  • i love the chunky pizza rat
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    Video edited by: / misternarwhal
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    Ted - / tednivison
    Cscoop - / cscoop
    Traves - / traves
    Altrive - / altrive
    Jawsh - / jawshvevo
    RoastedJames - / @roastedjames
    Krinios - / krinios
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Комментарии • 3,5 тыс.

  • @s4en
    @s4en 4 года назад +5293

    I see Carson doing the “small percentage of people are actually subscribed” trick. If my studies are correct, he should hit 15 million subscribers today because of it

    • @JabariMore
      @JabariMore 4 года назад +142

      I think he’s actually supposed to hit 20 million subs and then gain the power to beat the world record of speed-run.

    • @s4en
      @s4en 4 года назад +16

      Jabari deRoux: More yeah I guess my calculations were wrong

    • @s4en
      @s4en 4 года назад +61

      Clown Baby it gets Dream a lot of subs so the other youtubers are doing it

    • @Physma
      @Physma 4 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @jaxmcflyk8023
      @jaxmcflyk8023 4 года назад +7

      what a classic

  • @chrisfacchiano7356
    @chrisfacchiano7356 4 года назад +3073

    “Only a *small percentage* of you are actually subscribed”
    Shows that the majority of viewers are subscribed

    • @Pumpkal
      @Pumpkal 4 года назад +37

      1.6 MILLION subs, *barely anything*

    • @asherbaxter1004
      @asherbaxter1004 4 года назад +128

      I think it was a parody of Dreams intro lol. I mean he did just ban his friend Jschlatt on his server over a trending twitter hashtag

    • @tweakythunder6569
      @tweakythunder6569 4 года назад +2

      *-Grim Reaper-* Cubic Castles if its some shitty minecraft knockoff then yes

    • @8site
      @8site 4 года назад +9

      @@asherbaxter1004 it's his toxic fanbases fault 😔

    • @Akira.0.
      @Akira.0. 4 года назад +9

      @@asherbaxter1004 it was because wilbur invited schlatt without permission i think, that may be wrong

  • @DangerNoodleReads
    @DangerNoodleReads 4 года назад +1517

    “I go to chunky cheese on my birthday and play the Mario kart machine while mommy and daddy order me my pizza. The rat comes with the pizza, he is repulsive. I cry because of the pizza rat. The pizza rat is big. His body is a rotting corpse. I cry because of the pizza rat and my parents are oblivious as to why.”

  • @ghudbob8613
    @ghudbob8613 4 года назад +2389

    Carson in the hotel felt like a early 2010s RUclipsrs webcam

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 4 года назад +2288

    This is like the X-Men timeline all over again

  • @savyhusslein8457
    @savyhusslein8457 4 года назад +906

    "Guys, guys don't clip that"
    *Carson clips that himself*

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 года назад +19

      what a classic

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 4 года назад +1

      Magellanic DUD-

    • @savyhusslein8457
      @savyhusslein8457 4 года назад +8

      @space_b4LAND I know that's the joke I'm making lol. 💫𝘼 𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾 𝙊𝙉𝙀💫

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 4 года назад +1198

    “The rat comes with the pizza” is such a powerful statement

  • @carterisonline
    @carterisonline 4 года назад +4461

    "A Small Percentage of People are Subscribed"
    *Subscribed: 57.3%*
    carson's fanbase is so loyal

    • @cenious1695
      @cenious1695 4 года назад +203

      but not his girlfriends

    • @aguy2735
      @aguy2735 4 года назад +192

      The dream reference

    • @leflairon
      @leflairon 4 года назад +9

      @@cenious1695sad oof

    • @aguy2735
      @aguy2735 4 года назад +24

      @@erdiyurt7463 at least i don't shit talk other people in youtube comments

    • @Aaron-mb5be
      @Aaron-mb5be 4 года назад

      that was a reference

  • @jigglywhiteboi91
    @jigglywhiteboi91 4 года назад +3099

    Yo how is this monitized when he's walking with a dumptruck like that.

  • @thirdhandshark7427
    @thirdhandshark7427 4 года назад +1715

    The according to “RUclips statistics...” part got me good

  • @Maddie-wt6ih
    @Maddie-wt6ih 4 года назад +972

    "He speaks of treasure in his changing room" Underrated joke

  • @greasi_nugi1967
    @greasi_nugi1967 4 года назад +332

    that clip where he was crying after hitting his head on the mic went on for so much longer than it did in this video. he was sobbing for a good 5 minutes and i genuinely thought he was bipolar when he just stopped crying with a flick of a switch

  • @cosmologicl
    @cosmologicl 4 года назад +424

    Seeing Carson bang his head against his mic and proceed to cry without sound is the funniest thing I've seen all day. It's like I was watching a silent movie lmao what a classic

    • @glitchboy1890
      @glitchboy1890 4 года назад +7

      If you turn up your volume when he hits his head, YOU CAN HERE A POP SOUND

    • @Donikin
      @Donikin 4 года назад +12

      14:20 timestamp for the busy crowd

  • @roll6091
    @roll6091 4 года назад +408

    It's crazy how these clips are so memorable to me yet they have only now seen the light of RUclips.

    • @btrain213
      @btrain213 4 года назад +17

      It’s funny because since I haven’t subscribed with TWITCH PRIME, or made time to watch; i’ve never seen any of these clips before in my life.

    • @soup3584
      @soup3584 4 года назад +1

      grooves what a classic

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 4 года назад +3050

    Carson takes things that are not funny, and still makes everyone laugh. This man is a *classic*

  • @Allieeee581
    @Allieeee581 4 года назад +1631

    Are we just gonna ignore that junkyjanker call Carson a “spincel” in the chat at 1:20

    • @n3wwood
      @n3wwood 4 года назад +22

      Yall know junkyjanker is the gumball voice actor

    • @cursedjerry866
      @cursedjerry866 4 года назад +53

      _chris_ ofc lmao

    • @hrndzzz7111
      @hrndzzz7111 4 года назад +7

      He did do that

    • @ack7295
      @ack7295 4 года назад +31

      To also add, Cooper calling Ted gay in chat at 1:40

    • @xQMA
      @xQMA 4 года назад +19

      @@n3wwood yeah thats cool and all, but did you know that junkyjanker is the gumball voice actor?

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle 4 года назад +609

    "You know what unlimited means?"
    *"Six and above"*

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 года назад +22

      what a classic

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 4 года назад +2

      Magellanic dude who are you

    • @Someone-sk8cg
      @Someone-sk8cg 4 года назад +4

      I mean he’s not wrong

    • @Gurn33y
      @Gurn33y 4 года назад +2

      Jake Er My good sir here goes by the name Magellantic, whomst art thou?

    • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 4 года назад +1

      @@Gurn33y His name is Crayson, not quite carson.

  • @genghiskhan8782
    @genghiskhan8782 4 года назад +2363

    In Massachusetts we pronounce the world children like “mistakes”.

    • @thedoomguy6539
      @thedoomguy6539 4 года назад +73

      I believe that’s global

    • @yothemeatloafcold7253
      @yothemeatloafcold7253 4 года назад +11

      Hey do you know what this is about? ruclips.net/video/bD_Ns0z1Dlg/видео.html

    • @Fretooo
      @Fretooo 4 года назад +8

      @@yothemeatloafcold7253 i just got eggrolld

    • @capnconnor5631
      @capnconnor5631 4 года назад +13

      ha what a classic

    • @theoutdatedgoat6816
      @theoutdatedgoat6816 4 года назад +8

      Ok Genghis but your grandson is invading Tsushima

  • @IHaveBeesInMyEars
    @IHaveBeesInMyEars 4 года назад +372

    How does this entire group just have an unbelievable amount of knowledge about things that don't exist?

  • @ellenrose101
    @ellenrose101 4 года назад +233

    the pizza rat bit was one of my favourite smplive bits and im so happy i get to experience it again

  • @carsonbrooks1326
    @carsonbrooks1326 4 года назад +230

    14:18 I'm kinda glad this was muted bc it just made it that much more hilarious

    • @dance_fgc
      @dance_fgc 4 года назад +26

      What a classic

  • @meowmilo
    @meowmilo 4 года назад +8610

    Why does Ted speak in bold letters

  • @funnyguy9512
    @funnyguy9512 4 года назад +621

    When I hear ted talk it sounds like he left the caps lock on

  • @jazzyboyem7b569
    @jazzyboyem7b569 4 года назад +641

    “callmecarson thicc” already is a popular search term. you talk about it like it doesn’t exist yet.

    • @Isopropyl7915
      @Isopropyl7915 4 года назад +15

      Its like the streams took place and people looked it up to make it a popular term

    • @transcendentalanarchy
      @transcendentalanarchy 4 года назад +8

      @@Isopropyl7915 I'm pretty sure theyre talking about people who searched it up without being prompted by the stream but maybe wrong.

    • @Isopropyl7915
      @Isopropyl7915 4 года назад +7

      @@transcendentalanarchy or carsons always been thicc

    • @dysonjb688
      @dysonjb688 3 года назад +1

      Complimenting the djesse pfp

    • @jazzyboyem7b569
      @jazzyboyem7b569 3 года назад

      @@dysonjb688 This is honestly the last video i would expect to find someone who knows what it is. You have a great taste in music, my friend.

  • @flagfriend
    @flagfriend 4 года назад +317

    i can hear Ted's expressions when he talks and I don't know how to feel about this

  • @nitro_needle464
    @nitro_needle464 4 года назад +278

    He hit his head with such a great amount of force, that despite his mic being muted you can hear a pop at 14:34. Truly magnificent!

  • @2tired2p15
    @2tired2p15 4 года назад +469

    “His body is a rotting corpse”
    “He speaks of treasure in his changing room”
    OH NO

  • @Stephen-mk9ey
    @Stephen-mk9ey 4 года назад +1433

    "Jawn" is a Philly thing that means just about anything. also "yurr" in New York mainly

    • @7.65x21mm
      @7.65x21mm 4 года назад +18

      damn them jawns big!

    • @CabbageGod
      @CabbageGod 4 года назад +37

      Wait what? Is jawn not a thing outside Philly??

    • @jtstrango7621
      @jtstrango7621 4 года назад +1

      CabbageGod it is what everyone says that

    • @noahfencebut
      @noahfencebut 4 года назад +15

      so that’s what the guy who had money on his mind twice said

    • @jek-lk4fx
      @jek-lk4fx 4 года назад +3

      CabbageGod It is in Pittsburgh🤷‍♂️

  • @DemonicSkope
    @DemonicSkope 4 года назад +448

    I like how most of the time Carson looks like he's trying too hard to be funny but that's just his personality so it makes it funnier

  • @combo_4234
    @combo_4234 4 года назад +890

    Imagine peacefully sleeping and hearing someone saying “a small percentage of people are subbed” in the hotel room next to you
    edit: the percentage tactic has earned him 400,000 subscribers in the past 4 hours, WOW

  • @hatsukotaro
    @hatsukotaro 4 года назад +380

    Carson has gotten so good at fake crying that it's hard to tell if he's joking sometimes.

    • @goongalass930
      @goongalass930 4 года назад +7

      ok mark

    • @eajorts8015
      @eajorts8015 4 года назад +9

      He's never joking anymore carson's a sad man

    • @aeyfour
      @aeyfour 4 года назад +2

      pray for me mantis :(

    • @enimo9241
      @enimo9241 4 года назад +2

      That's why we need the Sad Carson twitter

    • @michael.j5617
      @michael.j5617 4 года назад +1

      Wait he was faking

  • @___poepoe6367
    @___poepoe6367 4 года назад +50

    I like how in the editing Carson told josh just “chunky cheese bread” then in the next clip josh is there like he was summoned

  • @lexlang7688
    @lexlang7688 4 года назад +260

    Wasn't paying attention and at 6:30 I just heard Ted saying, "Who the Hell is Alex" and they proceed to mock me. Bruh

    • @SonRob01
      @SonRob01 4 года назад +32

      Nah they’re making fun of Imallexx’s lisp but it sounds more like a Scot Garling water

    • @axelpetersen4899
      @axelpetersen4899 4 года назад +2

      I was ready for him to channel his inner keemstar and call him a stupid n-word

    • @SonRob01
      @SonRob01 4 года назад +2

      Dabo88 Keem really hates everyone called Alex don’t he?

    • @axelpetersen4899
      @axelpetersen4899 4 года назад +1

      @@SonRob01 yes... yes he does

    • @vdb000
      @vdb000 4 года назад

      I read ur comment as I watched that part 💀 wtf

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 года назад +1085

    I don’t know why but Carson looks like an Owen

  • @dacool_boe4071
    @dacool_boe4071 4 года назад +284

    Carson: *has a literal mental break down*
    Carson: “what a classic”

  • @camerontofu5798
    @camerontofu5798 4 года назад +85

    I love how after Carson sneezed he immediately burted into tears

  • @fritz7429
    @fritz7429 4 года назад +372

    Carson’s laugh sounds like lagging in discord in real life

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 года назад +9

      what a classic

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 4 года назад +1

      Magellanic no-

    • @fritz7429
      @fritz7429 4 года назад +2

      Oh shit this comment’s kinda poppin off 😳

  • @samurich0
    @samurich0 3 года назад +36

    Man I forgot how funny this shit is. What a classic

  • @justsomerobloxvids1791
    @justsomerobloxvids1791 4 года назад +117

    "The rat comes with the pizza. I am scared of the pizza rat. His body is a rotting corpse."
    "Five Nights At Freddy's"
    "Children go missing at Chuckie Cheese's"
    "Workers report strange movements coming from animatronics"
    *IT BEGINS.*

    • @superlagbro192
      @superlagbro192 4 года назад +3

      Its chuck e cheese you buffoon

    • @superlagbro192
      @superlagbro192 4 года назад +2

      It is only in your comment once you absolute neanderthal

  • @mangotango8115
    @mangotango8115 4 года назад +115

    0:20 POV: You're the wii games behind the glass door

  • @ceciliaedits4584
    @ceciliaedits4584 4 года назад +170

    Nobody:
    Carson when he spun around: 🎂 🎂

  • @gomgomlitty7285
    @gomgomlitty7285 4 года назад +567

    Carson: "I'll be your sloppy cereal boy Ted"
    *Ad plays:* _"This cup may look small, but it comes from a small business"_
    I can conclude Ted is a sub cup of cram

    • @MusicaTumbadaMT
      @MusicaTumbadaMT 4 года назад +7

      I got a lunchables ad

    • @gomgomlitty7285
      @gomgomlitty7285 4 года назад

      @@MusicaTumbadaMT that's perfect

    • @cbm2071
      @cbm2071 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/wmPhKbjfwis/видео.html

    • @paige6906
      @paige6906 4 года назад +1

      i got a "Magic: The Gathering" ad xd

  • @faisalkamal4694
    @faisalkamal4694 4 года назад +616

    Carson is a human embodiment of a tomato when he laughs

  • @ProdKnot
    @ProdKnot 4 года назад +13

    Hey Carson,
    You probably wont see this, but some of these older SMPLive videos really take me back. To before the quarantine, to before the riots, to when I wasn't worried if I was gonna get the coronavirus by going to school. This video, I was there live watching parts of it. It helped me laugh back then, when I was worried about school, and frankly just stressed out about life. I guess it did the same now, took me away from the mundane reality of things. I want to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing joy to an empty heart, waiting for something to bring it happiness.In my final words, thank you Carson, you really have improved my life, even if it was doomed to fail. Please, for the sake of others in my position, dont stop, you may help out people more than you know.
    With care,
    Someone who is gone now.

  • @samgayney88
    @samgayney88 4 года назад +28

    That one bit at 15:00 had so many people genuinely concerned for him, he made it so real.

  • @TearingUser935
    @TearingUser935 4 года назад +99

    13:36 I’m at 1080p60 and Carson still looks like he’s dying

  • @chelsss12112
    @chelsss12112 4 года назад +33

    10:30 idk why the stern ‘shut up’ made me crack up lol

  • @therationale2289
    @therationale2289 4 года назад +548

    I like how Carson's intro was just a massive dig at Dream.

    • @bigdubbossman9932
      @bigdubbossman9932 4 года назад +31

      yeah, his videos are great but what he did to schlatt was just a big no no

    • @anna-ts3kx
      @anna-ts3kx 4 года назад +58

      @@bigdubbossman9932 what did he do to schlatt? I know he kicked him from his server but that's cause dream wanted his server to be close friends only I thought

    • @repositoryofmemes
      @repositoryofmemes 4 года назад +96

      anna that was the backtracked response. He gave into pressure from twitter stans after “kick schlatt” started trending in the US. The whole “we just want it to be close friends” is such a bullshit excuse. A grown man gave into ridiculous demands given by 14 year olds. I actually fucking HATE stan culture

    • @kaitlyn4711
      @kaitlyn4711 4 года назад +48

      @@repositoryofmemes I mean his smp really is JUST his friends, he even said it's nothing against schlatt

    • @nico1334
      @nico1334 4 года назад +83

      @@repositoryofmemes this isn't just to you, but everyone siding with schlatt with barely any information on the 'issue.' schlatt was invited without dream's knowledge and dream owns the server. plus he doesn't even know schlatt and neither does schlatt know dream, so what's the point of keeping him there? I'm sure none of you would want someone you barely know on your server. it's not a big deal so I don't get why you're all making a big deal out of it just because it's schlatt or you have something against dream. it's dream's server and he can ban whoever and let anyone he wants to join.

  • @its_ratz5643
    @its_ratz5643 4 года назад +121

    Carson using dreams intro makes me feel something I’ve never felt before

  • @masterdj6077
    @masterdj6077 Год назад +6

    Crazy how this is so nostalgic even though its only been two years.

  • @Rcruzer4
    @Rcruzer4 4 года назад +499

    I feel like carson purposely didn't upload these videos just so that he had something to upload when he's unable to create more content for a certain amount of time

  • @wolfcohen1457
    @wolfcohen1457 4 года назад +237

    4:09 so we not gonna talk about that noise traves made?

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 года назад +27

      *4:08
      Yeah, wtf was that

    • @chromso
      @chromso 4 года назад +21

      he makes those sounds alot its da ooga noises when he panics

    • @icedcream8104
      @icedcream8104 4 года назад +1

      eeeeeeeeee

    • @MookalH
      @MookalH 4 года назад

      Nope

    • @gwagwa4745
      @gwagwa4745 4 года назад +8

      E E AH UH

  • @jakenus9804
    @jakenus9804 4 года назад +169

    "please dont make callmecarson thicc a popular search guys"
    me: *searches up callmecarson*
    youtube:
    callmecarson thicc

    • @bigtone1740
      @bigtone1740 4 года назад

      Mmmmm thicc

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 4 года назад

      what a classic

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 4 года назад

      Magellanic what even on the fick are you a person

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +1

      Good news! It's still the first thing that comes up, even above "callmecarson allegations"

  • @dusk4819
    @dusk4819 4 года назад +100

    6:20 who said “he is immortal and ever lasting” and who said “he is”
    Josh and Cooper sound so similar to me I have no clue

    • @jacobstill8126
      @jacobstill8126 4 года назад +21

      The first was Cooper and the second was Josh

  • @doodoodaadoo1
    @doodoodaadoo1 4 года назад +65

    I genuinely miss SMPLive, It was fun while it lasted

  • @sn0wfxllz547
    @sn0wfxllz547 4 года назад +63

    I'm not getting over
    "Sloppy cereal boy"

  • @bobcloset7963
    @bobcloset7963 4 года назад +2007

    The only forgotten Minecraft moment is my soul.

  • @brainlet6055
    @brainlet6055 4 года назад +59

    "Verbal diarrhea" is such a Ted thing to sing at someone.

  • @bornofpixels
    @bornofpixels 3 года назад +17

    Carson come back, we've ran out of material for Carson thick compilations

  • @epicroy13
    @epicroy13 4 года назад +172

    Carson, the Dream stans will be coming after you, oh no

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 4 года назад +3

      dream's friends start their videos the same way as him and it scares me

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 4 года назад +1

      Bidoof to be fair dream gained popularity so fucking quickly so his formula isnt that bad.

    • @vdb000
      @vdb000 4 года назад +1

      They’re friends and I’m sure is fans aren’t gonna come for Carson just bc he made a Minecraft statistics joke 💀....

  • @mitsukunisen6709
    @mitsukunisen6709 4 года назад +104

    I didn't hear the noise that James did to spook Carson at first, so the entirety of that clip I was incredibly confused

    • @thekennek
      @thekennek 4 года назад +2

      I missed something cause I don’t get the noise reference

    • @pw4513
      @pw4513 4 года назад +6

      Turn your volume up it was a noteblock at 15:32

    • @cycsbiggestfan3148
      @cycsbiggestfan3148 4 года назад +2

      Yeah you should hear it on your left ear without Mono Audio

    • @mitsukunisen6709
      @mitsukunisen6709 4 года назад +2

      @@pw4513 Thank you !! ❤

    • @thekennek
      @thekennek 4 года назад +1

      Yamaha Squad no I heard the not block, I just didn’t understand why it invoked Carson’s reaction

  • @matrixiekitty2127
    @matrixiekitty2127 4 года назад +14

    I can only imagine what sound would’ve bee made from Carson smacking his face into his mic while sneezing

  • @vortexchaos70
    @vortexchaos70 4 года назад +48

    4:52 this section had me in tears.
    “The rat comes with the pizza”
    “I cry because of the pizza rat”

  • @exile4903
    @exile4903 4 года назад +493

    “You’re such a theatre kid” “me?” “Yeah”

    • @ct57318
      @ct57318 4 года назад +45

      Yes we did watch the same video

    • @luxo8274
      @luxo8274 4 года назад +15

      Gongaga

    • @infinitedonuts9929
      @infinitedonuts9929 4 года назад +8

      Thats a classic

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll 4 года назад +6

      One of the first things yes

    • @thelordofspuds8359
      @thelordofspuds8359 4 года назад +12

      Why do youtube commenters find the need to repeat exactly what happened in the video

  • @anaccident12
    @anaccident12 4 года назад +21

    I remember I did a thing similar to Josh's chunky cheese rat story, once I went on the stage with the animatronic and positioned myself directly below the hand of the animatronic being lowered and raised so I could say that Chucky cheese patted me on the head and it hurt a lot more than I expected and I just broke down and started crying

  • @noahglau6897
    @noahglau6897 4 года назад +95

    Someone needs to make Carson spinning around for ten hours

    • @noahandrews8936
      @noahandrews8936 4 года назад +3

      @The Two Idiots I'm surprised that wasn't a rickroll

    • @Shootyshoot-ls3xj
      @Shootyshoot-ls3xj 4 года назад +1

      @The Two Idiots what a classic you bastard

    • @dickhertz4825
      @dickhertz4825 4 года назад

      @The Two Idiots damn I knew it man but I just couldn't resist the urge to click the url

  • @liftfork
    @liftfork 4 года назад +158

    Things people say on the east coast but not the west? "Hey, let's go to Wawa."

  • @BaoNguyen-nl7su
    @BaoNguyen-nl7su 3 года назад +17

    i got recommended this after everything, i am now sad.

    • @magnushly9007
      @magnushly9007 3 года назад

      Yeah same, its hard to look at it the same way

    • @hellsing1696
      @hellsing1696 3 года назад +2

      @@magnushly9007 yeah i know, now its EVEN BETTER

    • @humiekitten7818
      @humiekitten7818 3 года назад

      @@hellsing1696 lol

  • @zenstatic4618
    @zenstatic4618 4 года назад +204

    CallMeCarson’s RUclips content is like anti-depressants but better.

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 года назад +53

    2:06 lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

  • @homersimpson3441
    @homersimpson3441 3 года назад +5

    I just imagine traves screaming at Chucky cheese but he's not scared he's just screaming for no reason

  • @mateo-vp7dg
    @mateo-vp7dg 4 года назад +584

    I’m listening to Carson’s body fluids at one in the morning

    • @noahfencebut
      @noahfencebut 4 года назад +10

      same except it's 2 in the morning instead 😌

    • @noracampbell6392
      @noracampbell6392 4 года назад +2

      Saaaaame

    • @jettin5919
      @jettin5919 4 года назад +3

      That’s a classic

    • @noahfencebut
      @noahfencebut 4 года назад +5

      nora or something hey it's 4am now you still up

    • @noracampbell6392
      @noracampbell6392 4 года назад +4

      @@noahfencebut yep, glad we could be insomniacs together

  • @zabloing2011
    @zabloing2011 4 года назад +19

    13:30 carson coming out of the 4 bit realm to deliver a classic joke

  • @gunkwizardry
    @gunkwizardry 4 года назад +7

    Carson breaking down and then being like "what a classic" is me

  • @atytheangel
    @atytheangel 4 года назад +367

    "everything that comes out, verbal diarrhea"

    • @Me-yb7bj
      @Me-yb7bj 4 года назад +1

      “diarrhea verbal, out comes that everything”

    • @ct57318
      @ct57318 4 года назад +8

      Yes we did watch the same video

    • @Cringepants
      @Cringepants 4 года назад +7

      holy cr*shit is that a quote from the video? humina humina!

    • @jaxmcflyk8023
      @jaxmcflyk8023 4 года назад +3

      what a classic

    • @Me-yb7bj
      @Me-yb7bj 4 года назад

      The Baffled Gapple what if you missed it 😳

  • @themilkman3949
    @themilkman3949 4 года назад +21

    When Carson stood up to spin around I expected him to just pull down his pants

  • @lilchaps
    @lilchaps 4 года назад +6

    ”Ima put curse of binding on ur face” “Ur neva gonna grow”

  • @miggs6791
    @miggs6791 4 года назад +87

    Carson: *talks about RUclips’s statistics*
    Dream: *laughs nervously*

  • @jeffthepuppetYT
    @jeffthepuppetYT 4 года назад +22

    Anyone else: "Bless You"
    Coop: "shut up"

  • @thomyorkereal
    @thomyorkereal 3 года назад +4

    i don’t think i have ever laughed harder than when i laughed at carson silently fake sneezing and slamming his head into his mic

  • @johnepimen6462
    @johnepimen6462 4 года назад +51

    i love the fact that Carson has had to move twice in order to post this stuff

    • @avdr3y49
      @avdr3y49 4 года назад

      yo im confused... i know he lived with taves noah and cooper for a bit but is he moving out now?

    • @blearkob
      @blearkob 4 года назад

      [replying because I'm also wondering]

    • @setheason
      @setheason 4 года назад

      I'm wondering too

  • @matthewewbaha1358
    @matthewewbaha1358 4 года назад +11

    smplive was amazing. It definitely changed my 2019. That had to be my most favorite year so far.

  • @hardlyduckie
    @hardlyduckie 4 года назад +5

    14:18 is just... this is what makes the world go around

  • @theyanman6442
    @theyanman6442 4 года назад +38

    Imagine if Call Me Carson was actually sans from undertale

  • @mulac9903
    @mulac9903 4 года назад +79

    Some people don’t know what it’s like walking into a set 8 classroom
    14:03 well there you go
    Edit: thanks for all the likes btw

  • @BruhMoment-ty8bh
    @BruhMoment-ty8bh 3 года назад +10

    What a classic

  • @kahlebhowarth-jennings9688
    @kahlebhowarth-jennings9688 4 года назад +6

    What I love about ted is that he uses slang from all over the world, I’ve never in my life seen an American use the word nonce before and it made me ecstatic that he did.

  • @BloodyMunchkin
    @BloodyMunchkin 4 года назад +155

    I love how Carson's argument for someone subscribing to his channel is "You can always unsubscribe". Absolutely stunning.

    • @ZeppeliGaming
      @ZeppeliGaming 4 года назад +59

      he said word for word Dream subscribe intro so yeah

    •  4 года назад

      He was literally just repeating what other youtubers say to make fun of them
      edit: after sending this comment i've realized it might look like i'm trying to defend those youtubers, i'm not, this is just a funny bit

    • @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797
      @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 4 года назад

      ^^

    • @ZeppeliGaming
      @ZeppeliGaming 4 года назад

      @@zekezooka I didnt say that in a bad way I just wanted to say that he didnt come up with this lul

  • @smcskill
    @smcskill 3 года назад +5

    smp live man such an era

  • @asianman7945
    @asianman7945 4 года назад +55

    The real forgotten Minecraft moments were the friends we made along the way

    • @butrbwedd
      @butrbwedd 4 года назад

      Æ

    • @shytown7083
      @shytown7083 4 года назад

      this format will always be the funniest fucking thing to me

  • @Yoinkyy
    @Yoinkyy 4 года назад +20

    0:21
    **9 year old me secretly playing Minecraft on my ps3**

  • @inmyseats
    @inmyseats 3 года назад +14

    looks like he wasnt such an incel after all

  • @IrisflowersMusic
    @IrisflowersMusic 4 года назад +20

    0:57
    A small percentage?
    Carson, you're the first channel I've seen that has the majority of people subbed.

    • @s4ndr3x98
      @s4ndr3x98 4 года назад +1

      @@adrianvaldesstudent3162 what schlatt incident?

    • @sochiolympics8427
      @sochiolympics8427 4 года назад

      sandr3x Dream kicked Schlatt from his server, and idiot children are mad about it even though Schlatt was invited without Dream’s permission and kicking him was totally justified

    • @sochiolympics8427
      @sochiolympics8427 4 года назад

      sandr3x Dream wanted the server to be only his friends, and he and Schlatt hadn’t even spoken to each other before

    • @Pumpkal
      @Pumpkal 4 года назад +2

      @@sochiolympics8427 "And idiot children are mad about it"
      *Dream stans were literally trying to cancel Schlatt on twitter*

    • @sochiolympics8427
      @sochiolympics8427 4 года назад

      Chris Dodds I know, regardless of that it was completely valid to kick Schlatt from a server he wasn’t even supposed to be in. Dream shouldn’t have to let people do whatever they want if they have large enough of a following. Schlatt’s fanbase is completely immature in this scenario, Dream is not in the wrong at all for removing somebody from his own server

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 4 года назад +5

    Thanks Carson for making me miss SMPLive even more

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 4 года назад +19

    4:12 the fact no one had the information to respond to "wait whats the bottom" with "you." is so sad

  • @_________2102
    @_________2102 4 года назад +7

    "I apparently just forgot about them" very professional

  • @fruitsandveggiess
    @fruitsandveggiess 4 года назад +42

    "spin in a circle, incel" is where i lost it

  • @cburghart
    @cburghart 4 года назад +7

    I was eating when he started making the bodily fluid noises

  • @pualii
    @pualii 4 года назад +32

    0:20
    For a second I thought he hacked my camera and put it in the video and i was really scared

  • @remindertostayhydrated602
    @remindertostayhydrated602 4 года назад +68

    Hey guys remember to stay hydrated today!

    • @glitchboy1890
      @glitchboy1890 4 года назад +2

      Thanks
      I almost forgot

    • @earthqu8
      @earthqu8 4 года назад +3

      Thanks water bottle without a label😼

    • @remindertostayhydrated602
      @remindertostayhydrated602 4 года назад +7

      _uwuthotty xo Labels are for the weak bottles.

    • @yuranamo
      @yuranamo 4 года назад

      You’re polluting the oceans with your plastic :(

    • @kayleigharnold
      @kayleigharnold 4 года назад

      Don’t forget to go read egg!