Making my friend very angry in Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025
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  • @kashmoney6344
    @kashmoney6344 5 лет назад +5291

    "well i'm being held at _GUNPOINT_ in a *DUNGEON* by a *_PARAPLEGIC_* "

    • @babsbabsbabsbabs
      @babsbabsbabsbabs 5 лет назад +178

      "Paraplegic? Isn't that just a plegic that can fly?"

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer 5 лет назад +37

      Where is the animated

    • @alexanderflores6448
      @alexanderflores6448 5 лет назад +5

      @@babsbabsbabsbabs racc?

    • @xilef_mjj
      @xilef_mjj 5 лет назад +35

      no its a nicely decorated BASEMENT

    • @kashmoney6344
      @kashmoney6344 5 лет назад +14

      i don't know why my comment about gumball being held at gunpoint by joe swanson is one of my most liked comments but thanks for the likes! lmao

  • @Cherrybomb69277
    @Cherrybomb69277 5 лет назад +9590

    What I came for: minecraft
    What I stayed for: Gumball being kidnapped by Joe Swanson

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 5 лет назад +170

      And gumball's TV getting destroyed by Goose.

    • @Darius_03
      @Darius_03 5 лет назад +17

      Amateur Gamer time stamp?

    • @nofilterneito
      @nofilterneito 5 лет назад +53

      Update: there is now an animated scene of the exchange LOL

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 5 лет назад +12

      Naive Nate BRUH LINK

    • @sagerossi8327
      @sagerossi8327 5 лет назад +10

      Naive Nate what’s the fucking title I need to see it

  • @mackenziec917
    @mackenziec917 5 лет назад +5920

    7:18 The hushed “there’s more dirt” is the most defeated I’ve ever heard a man sound.

    • @mexicocity3956
      @mexicocity3956 5 лет назад +304

      This man went through all stages of grief in that one sentence.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 лет назад +85

      aaaaaaaaaa I'm a dad

    • @uh3what
      @uh3what 4 года назад +9

      Does anyone have the link to the vod or knows what part it is

    • @slplssgr
      @slplssgr 4 года назад +7

      @@uh3what ???? The timestamp is in the comment?

    • @GZAPPLE
      @GZAPPLE 4 года назад +5

      @@slplssgr not in the video, instead of the vod

  • @shibasocks2125
    @shibasocks2125 5 лет назад +1549

    9:00
    “there already is one, it says 𝓗𝓤𝓡”

    • @galaxygoop
      @galaxygoop 4 года назад +4

      504 likes with no replies 😔

    • @twerk30
      @twerk30 4 года назад +2

      699 likes

    • @popekoolaid3489
      @popekoolaid3489 3 года назад

      This didn’t age well

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 3 года назад +4

      @@popekoolaid3489
      ok

    • @Aryzn
      @Aryzn 3 года назад +2

      @@popekoolaid3489 how???

  • @failedbuilder
    @failedbuilder 5 лет назад +8311

    Gumball’s V.A is honestly such a good addition to the server

    • @robert_gaming
      @robert_gaming 5 лет назад +130

      This is the truth

    • @jacobfiganiak9881
      @jacobfiganiak9881 5 лет назад +494

      @@Steve-dm3qx yeah lol

    • @baglzx
      @baglzx 5 лет назад +247

      @@Steve-dm3qx he has twitch and a RUclips channel, its JunkyJanker

    • @greens7969
      @greens7969 5 лет назад +16

      No its gay

    • @baglzx
      @baglzx 5 лет назад +202

      @@greens7969 this is why we cant have nice things

  • @dabinbuh
    @dabinbuh 5 лет назад +4235

    I've watched Carson go from innocently punching his friends off cliffs to purposefully robbing them and throwing their hard earned goods down the drain. Good.

    • @wakko493
      @wakko493 5 лет назад +110

      And then replacing it with dirt

    • @miranda4886
      @miranda4886 5 лет назад +68

      He’s evolving

    • @patrickb1502
      @patrickb1502 5 лет назад +37

      He was merely investing them.

    • @KroKd
      @KroKd 5 лет назад +1

      He's evolving let it be

    • @Liam-fd4uh
      @Liam-fd4uh 5 лет назад +39

      Um excuse me, those diamonds were invested into schlatt coin the fastest growing crypto currency on SMP live.

  • @MatixOF
    @MatixOF 5 лет назад +10718

    "welcome to my sex dungeon", ted says to a literal child

    • @atlasv928
      @atlasv928 5 лет назад +480

      They're all relatively the same age

    • @mr.applejuice8546
      @mr.applejuice8546 5 лет назад +521

      Voice actor for gumball is 20

    • @funkymonkey2k94
      @funkymonkey2k94 5 лет назад +499

      no joe swanson said that

    • @Missfit3
      @Missfit3 5 лет назад +363

      DrBatPandaMan he may be the youngest though since he’s 15

    • @jackdanielt0598
      @jackdanielt0598 5 лет назад +165

      mr. applejuice wait is that the real voice actor for gumball

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +3463

    Everybody gangsta til the Zombie Villagers come out in a conga line

    • @doubleback190xbox3
      @doubleback190xbox3 4 года назад +6

      Every man for himself!

    • @shane_kai1983
      @shane_kai1983 4 года назад +4

      Buenos Dias Motherfff....

    • @chasecjase9261
      @chasecjase9261 4 года назад +23

      Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body 💃do🕺that💃conga🕺no 💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 4 года назад +5

      Tf2 zombie????????????

    • @adam_ziegel
      @adam_ziegel 4 года назад +1

      Literally just saw this comment AS IT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan 5 лет назад +2804

    During that role-play session with Gumball and "Goose", I literally laughed so hard I got light-headed.

    • @bilda886
      @bilda886 5 лет назад +2

      Duncan McRae my throat hurted

    • @Pokepunk
      @Pokepunk 5 лет назад +4

      ok

    • @jackaroo2105
      @jackaroo2105 5 лет назад +2

      1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT Or it could be güse

    • @Walubot
      @Walubot 5 лет назад

      Goose reminds me of Arnie from American Dad

    • @rezascorner2091
      @rezascorner2091 5 лет назад +12

      I love "my friend Gregory killed a wolf with a mop"

  • @jdj5959
    @jdj5959 5 лет назад +3718

    Front-facing carson is cursed. Please remain at a 45° angle from now to the end of time

    • @Kyle-hi5od
      @Kyle-hi5od 5 лет назад +90

      I would like but it's at 45 likes so know I appreciate this comment

    • @wackyotter1235
      @wackyotter1235 5 лет назад +16

      Jd J 276, the price of the jacket

    • @moenyunt3864
      @moenyunt3864 5 лет назад +138

      It’s like fucking Phineas

    • @vitamin9165
      @vitamin9165 5 лет назад +6

      Moist lips

    • @Cobbsterner
      @Cobbsterner 5 лет назад

      @@Kyle-hi5od what does that mean? why 45

  • @mr.fuggetaboutit7633
    @mr.fuggetaboutit7633 5 лет назад +2658

    Carson: "Dude golden apples are illegal"
    Carson as well: "scarfs one down"

    • @peco3474
      @peco3474 5 лет назад +38

      *gapple

    • @mircealopataru3860
      @mircealopataru3860 5 лет назад +5

      @@peco3474 it's the same thing

    • @neverxnice3577
      @neverxnice3577 5 лет назад +18

      @@mircealopataru3860 that's the point.

    • @Dark-ux4bi
      @Dark-ux4bi 5 лет назад +5

      @@seancasey6472 [Witty reply]

    • @pppoopoo4880
      @pppoopoo4880 5 лет назад

      @Amazing Muffin [r/whoosh hahaha I'm gonna get so many upotes]

  • @pllatipi
    @pllatipi 4 года назад +2949

    I can't tell if Carson took it too far or if Josh took it too seriously but the dude was crying on stream after he discovered the last part.

    • @quack2210
      @quack2210 4 года назад +656

      Dude same, josh looked so upset, I felt so bad for him

    • @MrLucksman
      @MrLucksman 4 года назад +92

      What vod is it? I wanna see it.

    • @matiasbosques3002
      @matiasbosques3002 4 года назад +59

      Josh was being such a bitch about it, it's just dirt!

    • @Phoenix137
      @Phoenix137 4 года назад +30

      Link to see the vod?

    • @savlonbhoi8549
      @savlonbhoi8549 4 года назад +14

      @Jaden LaFrance can you send me the link to Jawsh's reaction to it?

  • @lexterslife
    @lexterslife 5 лет назад +3394

    My heart broke when he saw the sign that said “Carson stinky” and started saying WHY WHY WAIT WHY

  • @Unsteady1
    @Unsteady1 5 лет назад +6325

    This is honestly a bruh moment

  • @Sebastian-ec1dr
    @Sebastian-ec1dr 5 лет назад +11225

    What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said: Hur

  • @centipede9999
    @centipede9999 4 года назад +548

    “im being held at gun point in a dungeon by a paraplegic” -gumball waterson

    • @theoriginalzem5
      @theoriginalzem5 3 года назад +3

      Imma be honest i cant see that voice comibg out of gumballs mouth i cant see it

    • @Erifire
      @Erifire 3 года назад +1

      @@theoriginalzem5 I never got the time to watch the showbut I agree lol

  • @kantoez
    @kantoez 5 лет назад +680

    This is a “HURB” moment-

    • @ImTheGibby
      @ImTheGibby 5 лет назад +7

      JJ Lets make “HURB” a thing now

    • @redofps
      @redofps 5 лет назад +2

      JJ Lets make "HURB" a thing now

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 5 лет назад +1

      HuRЯuH

    • @zheox7037
      @zheox7037 5 лет назад +1

      JJ Lets make “HURB” a thing now

  • @jmz3607
    @jmz3607 5 лет назад +6060

    Kids: Bruh
    Me, an Intellectual: *HURB*

    • @ragingpope2313
      @ragingpope2313 5 лет назад +64

      In elementary school my nickname was hurb because some girls were talking about what's bruh backwords and yelled hurb, I turned around and ever since they called me hurb

    • @masdez
      @masdez 5 лет назад +16

      @@ragingpope2313 sick, dude

    • @vncghosts1097
      @vncghosts1097 5 лет назад +5

      vruh.

    • @christopherhepler1892
      @christopherhepler1892 5 лет назад +18

      How young are you that "bruhc was a word in elementary school for you

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 5 лет назад +9

      Simpletons: bruh
      Intellectuals: hurb
      Me, beyond intellectuals: HUR🅱

  • @jeffersonman5286
    @jeffersonman5286 5 лет назад +2927

    “I’m an influencer... I get mad woman”
    -Carson

    • @jcangelosi1809
      @jcangelosi1809 5 лет назад +11

      only the angriest of women for our boy

    • @cxllintxlly5704
      @cxllintxlly5704 4 года назад +32

      Jeffyman that unfortunately didn’t age well

    • @DeflatTheGaming
      @DeflatTheGaming 4 года назад +18

      @@cxllintxlly5704 This aged like a bag of milk with steak.

    • @boogielix3602
      @boogielix3602 4 года назад +29

      @@DeflatTheGaming that's just a dead cow

    • @h3rti785
      @h3rti785 4 года назад +4

      Did not age well

  • @davinlackey7831
    @davinlackey7831 4 года назад +779

    18:22 someone said "hey Carson do you remember me its miletic we used to play mc together congrats on all the success"

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 5 лет назад +1243

    (Explicit) corrupt police officer runs over worlds first talking cat.
    1946, colorised.

    • @nigelward66
      @nigelward66 5 лет назад +16

      Oh, I hope Garfield survived.

    • @mono.isgtds
      @mono.isgtds 5 лет назад +12

      Meme God of the Abyss Garfield was found dead in Miami following a yacht crash.

    • @nigelward66
      @nigelward66 5 лет назад +3

      @@mono.isgtds JON, WHY? *TO YOUR OWN CAT ASWELL*

    • @leytonsmith1
      @leytonsmith1 5 лет назад +1

      Colorised 😂

  • @sreya9663
    @sreya9663 5 лет назад +3128

    "Did you dig up an entire country?"
    Oh that's where Wyoming went

    • @The_Ghostly_Mule
      @The_Ghostly_Mule 5 лет назад +57

      Wonder why florida is disappearing

    • @cowardwhisper8
      @cowardwhisper8 5 лет назад +64

      What are you talking about? Wyoming doesn’t exist

    • @DudesPlayingGames
      @DudesPlayingGames 5 лет назад +28

      Wyoming is a state... in a country

    • @Groobis
      @Groobis 5 лет назад +10

      pretty sure he said country *side* anyway

    • @rush3dsauc394
      @rush3dsauc394 5 лет назад +12

      BRUH, Wyoming doesn't exist

  • @fathifendi9573
    @fathifendi9573 5 лет назад +3738

    Ted: Thinking for the most normal name that ever exist
    Also Ted: GOOSE

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 5 лет назад +53

      1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT
      No, you fucking inbred. It’s *G O O S E*

    • @duckingtonduckss7525
      @duckingtonduckss7525 5 лет назад +4

      1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT love that name thoo

    • @purplemushroom8820
      @purplemushroom8820 4 года назад +2

      dont to be mean but....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah

    • @shingeperson6953
      @shingeperson6953 4 года назад +2

      fathi fendi also ted: ha ha I’m a dad

    • @30piecesofsilver51
      @30piecesofsilver51 4 года назад +2

      Goose time is 16:41

  • @driveasandwich6734
    @driveasandwich6734 5 лет назад +398

    Gumball's voice actor actually remembered Legend of Zelmore! Mad respect.

  • @cosyken
    @cosyken 5 лет назад +2641

    i just love how you guys are best friends with the gumball voice actor.. that would be a dream come true for me smh

    • @aidentulchin6704
      @aidentulchin6704 5 лет назад +80

      he isnt actually the voice of gumball, bc if u look it up, it says something else

    • @brock3157
      @brock3157 5 лет назад +16

      @@aidentulchin6704 it is tho?

    • @melthethrower9504
      @melthethrower9504 5 лет назад +237

      @@aidentulchin6704 nope its real. if you actually do some research you would be able to find his twitter under his name to which he has linked his new twitter, @junkyjanker. Older twitter is @NicolasCantuAct

    • @xzraey3447
      @xzraey3447 5 лет назад +87

      He sounds like Spiderman

    • @tsarkaiser6254
      @tsarkaiser6254 5 лет назад +89

      Your mom O clock gumball has had multiple voice actors throughout the show

  • @anormalpoptart8409
    @anormalpoptart8409 5 лет назад +5005

    We need Darwin’s voice actor

    • @godself.6881
      @godself.6881 5 лет назад +97

      yes

    • @skitzyjang4865
      @skitzyjang4865 5 лет назад +180

      The one thats like 10?

    • @godself.6881
      @godself.6881 5 лет назад +73

      @@skitzyjang4865 bro yeah

    • @ene7065
      @ene7065 5 лет назад +446

      @@skitzyjang4865 you know what they say
      the younger the better!

    • @skitzyjang4865
      @skitzyjang4865 5 лет назад +395

      abilini aight imma have to get the fbi right quick

  • @lilbonz1408
    @lilbonz1408 5 лет назад +2688

    Oh god, Carson is becoming power hungry. Soon he will stand above us all and declare himself god.

    • @squidfestMods
      @squidfestMods 5 лет назад +39

      As he rightfully should. For a God's place is above the common man, therefore Carson should ASCEND.

    • @wormsley
      @wormsley 5 лет назад

      goodness

    • @epicbananaman548
      @epicbananaman548 5 лет назад +1

      Lil_Bonz he already is a god

    • @vibes_VT
      @vibes_VT 5 лет назад

      I will except him

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 5 лет назад +10

      *Not before Gumball has eliminated the middle class*

  • @kriegrrr
    @kriegrrr 5 лет назад +661

    >kills pokemanes dog and feels no remorse
    >2:19
    True bro right there

    • @erin8576
      @erin8576 5 лет назад +3

      wow so true yes amazinf i love everytinf i see abiot wt u jaut writr so aepic :)

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +11

      He was paid to kill the dog

    • @awarepillow1180
      @awarepillow1180 4 года назад +4

      Pokimane sucks

  • @kerrigan1583
    @kerrigan1583 5 лет назад +4475

    did you know roughly 6% of people.
    dude omg no way

  • @xafurus
    @xafurus 5 лет назад +397

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY, nicely furnished BASEMENT

  • @waddledean558
    @waddledean558 5 лет назад +1817

    2:17
    When you’re fighting someone with asthma and you punch them in the lung

  • @baitywagner4783
    @baitywagner4783 4 года назад +818

    Carson giving Josh dirt is the equivalent of someone saying “i’m allergic to strawberries” and then they give you strawberries

    • @nuclearjedi2407
      @nuclearjedi2407 4 года назад +7

      Nice reference

    • @jacklfitz
      @jacklfitz 4 года назад +2

      i can hear jawsh saying this and it hurts

  • @Wickoff
    @Wickoff 5 лет назад +4089

    Every time Carson laughs I gain five more minutes to my life.

  • @prestonfaceofmercy9419
    @prestonfaceofmercy9419 5 лет назад +523

    I think we can all say with confidence...This was indeed a Hurb moment.

    • @flawful4266
      @flawful4266 5 лет назад +6

      Minecraft villager:hurb

    • @flawful4266
      @flawful4266 5 лет назад +1

      This is the most amount of likes I've gotten on a comment evah

    • @brockmmvi
      @brockmmvi 5 лет назад

      ruhb moment

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 5 лет назад

      Big hurbber moment

  • @joshmacdonald9658
    @joshmacdonald9658 5 лет назад +659

    "NO NO NOOOO"
    -Zombie villagers pour out of the building followed by a full leather zombie

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 5 лет назад +30

      you've heard of full metal jacket
      now it's time for
      full leather zombie

  • @Just_Some_Jam
    @Just_Some_Jam 4 года назад +471

    The first couple times I watched this I was just like 'haha funny prank'
    but now I actually feel really bad for Josh, knowing how sensitive he can be to things and watching his perspective

    • @MickeyX2M
      @MickeyX2M 2 года назад +68

      yeah, and it annoys me when people say he's sensitive. sometimes you get friends like that and you should make them comfortable, you dont push them

  • @XxD0om2
    @XxD0om2 5 лет назад +1187

    I can never watch the amazing world of gumball in the same manner as before

    • @diegoestrada56
      @diegoestrada56 5 лет назад +3

      How can u watch if it Ended anyways... 😭

    • @gavinsfriend1431
      @gavinsfriend1431 5 лет назад +25

      @@diegoestrada56 You can just watch the old episodes.

    • @Gobunin
      @Gobunin 4 года назад +1

      @@gavinsfriend1431 hey you my friend?

  • @imlosingit
    @imlosingit 5 лет назад +824

    i've never laughed so hard before during the ted and gumball conversations

    • @conspiracy_0011
      @conspiracy_0011 5 лет назад

      Who was doing the joe voice I must subscribe

    • @kushwizard4207
      @kushwizard4207 5 лет назад +1

      Conspiracy ted nivison

    • @conspiracy_0011
      @conspiracy_0011 5 лет назад

      @@kushwizard4207 yeah luckily carson linked everyone so I just went through until I found him

  • @junjomo7891
    @junjomo7891 5 лет назад +220

    "uh my name is *o h s h i t* "

  • @KaweedFul
    @KaweedFul 4 года назад +186

    I'll also start adding "Ah I'm a dad" after every sentence

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 4 года назад +9

      I don't know why that's so funny, just tacking it on with no refernce to it always makes me laugh ahh I'm a dad

  • @soggybeanburrito
    @soggybeanburrito 5 лет назад +2642

    Travis sounds like a 13 year old who still hasn't become a man or hit puberty and is whinning about his step dad (Carson) who won't get him a xbox or minecraft expansion pack

    • @1SSJA
      @1SSJA 5 лет назад +2

      Travis? Josh is pretty deep

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 5 лет назад +2

      I think you mean Travis

    • @grandmagretchen1504
      @grandmagretchen1504 4 года назад +2

      Why is that so accurate

    • @samt4053
      @samt4053 4 года назад +16

      Weirdly specific...are you okay?

    • @georgiepmartin9903
      @georgiepmartin9903 4 года назад +1

      he’s reminds me of barry from American dad

  • @zen9517
    @zen9517 5 лет назад +1328

    RUclipsr: gets demonetized for saying poop
    Carson: *actually gets on trending like a boss*

    • @brockmmvi
      @brockmmvi 5 лет назад +9

      epicgamer 2009 you wanna fuckin go?

    • @deuxmevouz
      @deuxmevouz 5 лет назад +1

      @@brockmmvi *Oh Yeah Yeah*

    • @amagespigott437
      @amagespigott437 5 лет назад +1

      @@deuxmevouz ok can you stop

    • @Tacomans_56
      @Tacomans_56 5 лет назад

      @@amagespigott437 oh no no

  • @dizzyroach
    @dizzyroach 5 лет назад +354

    A fellow father would accept donations with open arms ah im a dad

  • @melvinlovesyou_
    @melvinlovesyou_ Год назад +35

    watching this now hits so different, when josh says "i wish you would leave forever."

  • @Skemolia
    @Skemolia 5 лет назад +412

    Carson shall soon gain all the infinity ores, and snap away half of all the servers lag

    • @Mia-iw6kc
      @Mia-iw6kc 5 лет назад +1

      But Steels Heavier Than Feathers but at what cost?

    • @roo9441
      @roo9441 5 лет назад +5

      @@Mia-iw6kc his friendship with josh

    • @reggiewright3702
      @reggiewright3702 5 лет назад +1

      The server's not lagging, you are

  • @nale3841
    @nale3841 5 лет назад +439

    When Josh said "hurb"
    I rly felt that 😝

  • @FritzMcYeet
    @FritzMcYeet 5 лет назад +180

    The "Ahh, I'm a dad" part killed me.

  • @TrutiTru
    @TrutiTru 5 лет назад +700

    Me: (sipping tea, listening to the conversation between Joe and Gumball)
    Joe: *D O I N E E D T O P U L L O U T M Y G U N*
    This line made me spit out my tea though my nose.
    I haven't experienced such pain combined with such laughter before.
    I don't know whether to say "Thank you" or "Fuck you"

  • @its_yaya5782
    @its_yaya5782 5 лет назад +519

    “I would breed with Dwayne.” - Carson 2019

    • @CSchnappi
      @CSchnappi 5 лет назад +1

      *Duane

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 5 лет назад

      That was so funny XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i could not believe they are this silly

    • @BigAlMain0
      @BigAlMain0 5 лет назад

      silly willy RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @mayastephens1279
    @mayastephens1279 5 лет назад +504

    the stream was called "finally got unbanned smp live 30" for anyone wanting to watch the whole thing

    • @jasperdiscovers
      @jasperdiscovers 5 лет назад +11

      @nickeboi www.twitch.tv/videos/411189498

    • @xray-bullet7914
      @xray-bullet7914 5 лет назад +1

      Wait doesn’t he own the server?

    • @adiel3210
      @adiel3210 5 лет назад

      Xray-Bullet no he does

    • @boofhitter21
      @boofhitter21 5 лет назад +6

      Xray-Bullet he banned himself because he had gapples

    • @wholemilky
      @wholemilky 5 лет назад +1

      What about jawsh' reaction?

  • @drewjones9293
    @drewjones9293 5 лет назад +182

    Josh @ 6:03 - "I'm actually done"
    >Isn't done for at least seven minutes of abuse

  • @cooper2627
    @cooper2627 5 лет назад +172

    18:23
    Awww the donation... That's so sweet!

  • @jennakochanski
    @jennakochanski 5 лет назад +1003

    Just wanna say Junko's really wholesome and I adore him have a nice day.

    • @ayexxx
      @ayexxx 5 лет назад +24

      Junko

    • @PauzSycho
      @PauzSycho 5 лет назад +85

      You mean Junky. Junko is from Danganrompa lol

    • @ayexxx
      @ayexxx 5 лет назад

      Yeah I know

    • @PauzSycho
      @PauzSycho 5 лет назад +1

      Cr4zed bono I meant to reply to Jenna

    • @jaredsrs
      @jaredsrs 5 лет назад +23

      I think you mean Jankus

  • @gaia3203
    @gaia3203 5 лет назад +11404

    The title is clickbait carson doesn't have friends

  • @noelkahn4212
    @noelkahn4212 5 лет назад +167

    I was laughing a “HURB” for like 2 minutes

  • @neekobeeno
    @neekobeeno 5 лет назад +243

    this a real *hurb* moment

  • @mischiefofrats6126
    @mischiefofrats6126 5 лет назад +391

    *travis’s laugh makes me so happy idk why*

    • @dizzyroach
      @dizzyroach 5 лет назад +1

      He's such a loveable douchebag

  • @JawesomeJenna
    @JawesomeJenna 5 лет назад +88

    “There’s more dirt....” the sadness in his voice is uncanny lmao

  • @jakee3368
    @jakee3368 3 года назад +294

    You never know what you have until it’s gone.

    • @chemicalhead3671
      @chemicalhead3671 3 года назад +4

      I felt that

    • @Aryzn
      @Aryzn 3 года назад +9

      @BlipLmao it’s probably not considering a lot of people don’t want to associate with Carson after the incident like Travis, Cooper, Schlatt, Jawsh, Wilbur maybe, etc

    • @unhxlysilver1688
      @unhxlysilver1688 3 года назад

      love the pfp

    • @jakee3368
      @jakee3368 3 года назад

      @@unhxlysilver1688 thanks boss, it’s a fantastic album.

    • @unhxlysilver1688
      @unhxlysilver1688 3 года назад

      @@jakee3368 true, true
      dannys goated

  • @unknow_oh
    @unknow_oh 5 лет назад +598

    0:32 Stripper Pole, Fire Pole, *_what’s the difference?_*

  • @jeim376
    @jeim376 5 лет назад +189

    Kids: mom look it’s a fire truck
    Carson: DUDE A STRIPPER POLE!

  • @jans452
    @jans452 5 лет назад +113

    "wanna play spleef" has the same energy as "want to play 8-ball?"

  • @lorddoberman
    @lorddoberman Год назад +26

    *The insane amount of times I've watched this is insane. It just doesn't lose its charm with me and how funny this classic has become.*

  • @bilda886
    @bilda886 5 лет назад +1188

    I want to think his characters name is spelled like “Gewsse”

  • @camelmer02
    @camelmer02 5 лет назад +703

    We need Antvenom back in there.

    • @airiesu7878
      @airiesu7878 5 лет назад +43

      Redphoenix27 he came back to smplive like a week ago

    • @slefy7229
      @slefy7229 5 лет назад +79

      @Mckenzie Dewey that's a hurb moment

    • @gamergaming00
      @gamergaming00 5 лет назад +23

      H A N K V E N O M

    • @squishyfishy8042
      @squishyfishy8042 5 лет назад +2

      My profile picture is better

    • @camelmer02
      @camelmer02 5 лет назад +7

      @@squishyfishy8042 I swear to everything holy you better take that back. My picture is obviously better, look at my pugs face. Do you see the genuine happiness in his face that is ever so absent in your picture? Next time you decide to challenge someone make sure you have the strength and will to finish the battle.

  • @leideneagle9479
    @leideneagle9479 5 лет назад +286

    I will breed with Dwayne
    -Carson 2019

  • @wanderingduck1
    @wanderingduck1 3 года назад +140

    I feel bad for jawsh after this, he said on a recent stream how he wished he could've just played this server in peace so I guess he didn't take it lightly

    • @dominusbias
      @dominusbias 2 года назад +34

      I love jawsh and feel for him, but the server was made to fuck with other people.

    • @benroberts3677
      @benroberts3677 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's a video game

  • @vibinjenova
    @vibinjenova 5 лет назад +523

    Carson is living proof minecraft is better with friends.

    • @Adenoidobject
      @Adenoidobject 5 лет назад +1

      Damn straight

    • @seba.4926
      @seba.4926 2 года назад +3

      who the hell argued otherwise lol

    • @OdinWright
      @OdinWright Год назад +2

      and I think Jawsh is living proof that it isn't necessarily

  • @eqquis6814
    @eqquis6814 5 лет назад +184

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Carson: dirt

  • @shelbystepler576
    @shelbystepler576 5 лет назад +287

    jankys voice sounds like michael cera during arrested development or tom hollands peter parker voice

  • @redstarrising4576
    @redstarrising4576 5 лет назад +45

    17:30 this conversation would fit perfectly in Rick and Morty lmao

  • @zhaoarts7182
    @zhaoarts7182 5 лет назад +152

    Carson: *Falling from 300 blocks*
    Also Carson: *Holds Stone fence instead of holding the bucket to place underneath and prevent fall damage*
    The Water Bucket in the slot beside: BRUH

  • @macdunolds8410
    @macdunolds8410 5 лет назад +544

    He sounds like a silverfish when he laughs

  • @sotsu618
    @sotsu618 5 лет назад +102

    “I’m being held at gunpoint, in a dungeon, by a paraplegic!”

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 4 года назад +47

    "I didn't need dirt in the first place!"
    "Can I take some off your end?"
    "yea ta-nononoNONONO NO"

  • @nbaya23
    @nbaya23 5 лет назад +153

    11:19 it sounded like he was about to break down crying 😂😂

  • @gplgs4640
    @gplgs4640 5 лет назад +501

    Damn, the new Gumball and Family Guy crossover is pretty dark

  • @neogeothomas8127
    @neogeothomas8127 5 лет назад +169

    Two new SMPLive videos from Carson and Jschlatt back to back.
    Today was a good day.

  • @unamusedgoose611
    @unamusedgoose611 4 года назад +17

    "You're an ungrateful f**k, josh" is some of the best line delivery I've heard

  • @casey5156
    @casey5156 5 лет назад +147

    josh:
    everyone: lets prank him

    • @Taaaamas
      @Taaaamas 5 лет назад +6

      josh: I'm leaving and never coming back
      also josh: nevermind I got lost I'm coming back

  • @Simon3676
    @Simon3676 5 лет назад +328

    He sneacc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    5:07 Everybody gangsta till the Creepor looks bacc

    • @Saikonari
      @Saikonari 5 лет назад +1

      The creeper was looking to the side then... *suprize noise* Carson is just like oh sh$&!

  • @freshpyrope
    @freshpyrope 5 лет назад +368

    no one:
    carson: i would breed with dwayne

  • @dontwatchmydoomvideos
    @dontwatchmydoomvideos 4 года назад +37

    carson with jawsh: move your dog! i don't want to kill it!
    carson with poke: i'm gonna kill everything of yours that moves

  • @ItzKyber
    @ItzKyber 5 лет назад +118

    carson-
    top minecraft streamer
    cant afford a decent webcam

  • @shoterman4603
    @shoterman4603 5 лет назад +79

    **has water bucket while falling at **22:40**** bruh moment

  • @moookdigo
    @moookdigo 5 лет назад +648

    Carson I would like to inform you that I am trying to make an animation on the Gumball and Joe Swanson roleplay session. I will hopefully be done soon. I hope you have a good day

  • @KaweedFul
    @KaweedFul 4 года назад +22

    2:45 in all the different Carson laughs, this one is my favorite, I call it "Sneaky but Extra"

  • @snowyicicle1335
    @snowyicicle1335 5 лет назад +303

    "Did you know roughly 6% of people?"

  • @freeonreal
    @freeonreal 5 лет назад +66

    This really finna be a *hurb* moment

  • @luca-5705
    @luca-5705 5 лет назад +78

    Welcome to SMP Live where saying 'i got paid for this!' gets you out of trouble

  • @benwelch6917
    @benwelch6917 5 лет назад +39

    If you think about it, spreading dirt around in a chest is like smearing it all over the inside of the chest.

  • @mildlycondiment9438
    @mildlycondiment9438 5 лет назад +66

    I almost spit out my raw elbow noodles at the “Oh I picked the lock.” Bit

  • @pierresihite8854
    @pierresihite8854 5 лет назад +102

    A normal conversation he says
    just try he says
    "Welcome to my sex dungeon"
    Edit:Holy fuck 108 likes i didnt expect that, thank you all

  • @vallix1092
    @vallix1092 5 лет назад +300

    Carson - Influencer
    James Charles - Celebrity

  • @AStrawberryPie
    @AStrawberryPie 3 года назад +45

    No SMP will ever compare to this one

  • @seekthuth2817
    @seekthuth2817 5 лет назад +385

    I'm glad you're not my friend Carson.

    • @dyland5277
      @dyland5277 5 лет назад +22

      I am convinced that you are not a real person, like your all “I’m a dad”

    • @aliennug
      @aliennug 5 лет назад +1

      Seek Thuth hur

    • @XLgamer1055
      @XLgamer1055 5 лет назад

      Your glad that you two are more than friends

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 5 лет назад +327

    13:55 He sounds more like the exterminator from Over The Hedge...
    _oh wait it’s the same voice actor_

    • @Rhlgull1331
      @Rhlgull1331 5 лет назад

      It’s not

    • @dreamhallow7379
      @dreamhallow7379 5 лет назад +7

      Na mate, you know the boss guy from Tales from the Borderlands?

    • @kuraes
      @kuraes 5 лет назад +3

      @@dreamhallow7379 Vasquez

    • @dreamhallow7379
      @dreamhallow7379 5 лет назад +3

      @@kuraes Thanks! Been a while since I played Tales from the Borderlands, so.

  • @ScarletAndromeda
    @ScarletAndromeda 5 лет назад +129

    Now if commands were on you can do /give Its_Jawsh Minecraft:dirt 999999999

    • @tybr9909
      @tybr9909 5 лет назад +5

      Head Of Tiamat hurb

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 года назад +14

    Carson silently taking all the diamonds from the police station evidence chest just to dump them back into the Schlattcoin dispenser is a really underrated chaotic neutral moment.

  • @croissant7269
    @croissant7269 5 лет назад +147

    6:56?" carson is a spray bottle

    • @gg-xc7du
      @gg-xc7du 4 года назад +2

      **insert spray bottle image with **6:56****