Causing my friends pain in Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2019
- if i keep this up they won't be my friends anymore
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Video Edited by Artymo: / artymo
Friends in this video:
Travis - / justtravis
Slimecicle - / slimecicle
Schlatt - / jschlatt
Connor - / connoreatspants
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Игры
travis sounds like he uses all lowercase. He says :) outloud
Yeet
he's sweet
nice
@@queueuof thanks
ted speaks in bold font
"Ok, I see air." Top 10 clips taken moments before disaster
...wait that’s not air
1k likes ( me being the one to do it) but only one comment?
@@envygd4902 u stupid child
“Schlatt, MY ITEMS”
“Carson, respectfully, ya got BOOFED”
NintendoNerd 64 timestamp
Charlie Wise 2:32
Should have payed him off with Schlatt coins
1000th like lessgoooo
hahaha that was funny
0:59
*"i landed on the æ"*
"oh you mean the *Æ"*
carsons *æ* is by far the best
*The æ*
How do you do that?
"It looks like you're in a sticky situation"
*silence
"I have a bone to pick with you"
*silence
"Wood"
*WHEEEEEEZZEEE
It's so considerate of you to provide subtitles
"lava"
*throws water bucket"
timestamp: 3:11
@@xxB4J4BL4STxx thanks pam
1k likeeeeee
*w h e e z e*
1:17 Are we not gonna talk about how depressing that donation message is ?
heli chopper Same.
Yeah, if only he’d noticed
Tried messaging them on Twitch. I couldn't get through to them. I'll edit my comment if anything changes but I don't think it will. I was in a spot like theirs not too long ago. That tone isn't one that is well. It was similar to my own note. I'm somewhat stable now but I can't say the same for zombie. That text reads too much like a suicide note.
Sagethespice :(
Sagethespice I hope they respond :(
I just searched up "Æ" and this was the first result.
holy shit u right
I’ll have to be honest _B R U H ._
Omg it really is
æ
æ
Travis: "I landed on the æ"
Carson: "You mean the *æ* "
“I see air”
“..”
“...”
**WAIT THATS NOT AIR**
ÆR
I was watching that part while reading this comment
*_-∀RĒ ¥ŒŪ |\/|∀D?-_*
the messages in the corner at 4:09
"i liked the art of you crying"
"onion"
Lol
Onion
yes
Jschlatt: Alright my hot pocket’s ready
Me: *war flashbacks*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
I still, after a year and a half of watching, find it hilarious how Carson just has his mic 5x louder than everyone else
That "Press X to Sneeze, event failed" killed me
ok
@@parensugtar6509 ok
Ok
ok
@@parensugtar6509 ok
I think if RUclips diddnt exist Carson would be in a insane asylum
*a insane*
Mirasu yes language words = 101 round here
This *is* an insane asylum.
Or an actual working adult
Shole weat bread
"Where did my sneeze go?"
"Where did my sneeze go?"
"It's gone!"
8:06 its the merciless sun god
"Got any other jokes up your sleeve?"
*Throws water bucket*
"lava"
æ
æ
@@jadent8347 æ
æ
@@milli-ns æ
I died when he called the pillagers "Crips" XD
The Watcher schlatt is the funniest guy on this server
The Watcher 5:03
This reminds me of simpler times
You can determine the order of SMPLive videos solely by the amount of deaths Schlatt has.
Slimecicle is the only man powerful enough to have Carson at a loss for words
If cactus makes people disappear then my dad touched a cactus
Big tæll little smæll æm I right?
One man overtakes him by a mile, JAWSH
This didnt age well
The guy literally ruined the entire friend group because he had to freak out about Carson being 19 talking to a 17 year old. Charlie WAS cool, but that just made him insufferable to me.
You're weak, I can cause my friends emotional pain in real life just by standing near them
@Festive Yeti I am pain
weak. i dont even have friends to cause pain
BlockedUser f
@@BlockedUser1 still weak, my best friend committed suicide just because my existence, he was imaginary
I DONT EXIST
Revisiting these after years makes me laugh a lot
0:46 When Carson breaks the vine to make Travis plummet the first time Travis makes the Qui Gon Jinn death sound from lego
We need a “Carson’s epic bow snipes compilation (gone sexual)”
No, just "Carson's epic (gone sexual)"
Mizustune _5643 Carson and Travis’s relationship (gone sexual)
@@ackminecrer9165 Actually just sex (gone sexual)
not sex (gone sexual)
“I was shot by Carson using 22 savage”
Didn’t expect to hear that today
carson, why have you renamed your bow “big time rush?”
Uh huh oh yeah baby mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah slap those knees around baby oh yeah.
@@shrimpymcswimmington728 the implications of "slap those knees around" are potentially horrific.
Carson: “I’m gonna make a fortune cookie shop at spawn” Charlie: “what are you gonna sell”
He climbs without even knowing how to climb what a chad
Travis: I'm going under so you can't hit me.
Carson: *Breakes vines*
This is the rip off version of swaggersouls
But for kids
I too watched the video
3:02 Top 10 saddests moments in Carson.
*WHERE DID MY SNEEZE GO* ?
The saddest is when he groomed 17 year old girls
I think I can think of a sadder cmc moment
@@memilon1069 Twitter moment
Disney: *makes a Live-Action Lion King remake*
The remake we actually wanted: 0:51
JustTravis was shot by CallMeCarson using [22 Savage]
@Spooky Devito bruh, i am woke
@Spooky Devito truly an ascendant concept.
You're an inspiration, a true phenom, a freak of nature some might say
Justus M mate don’t lie
Æ
Æ
Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term “boofing” is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as “butt chugging” or “plugging” or “alcohol enemas.”
Some say that about me.
“I’m gonna make a fortune cookie shop at spawn”
“what are you gonna sell?”
“...fortune cookies...”
3:26 “lava”
**throws water**
You can tell how old this is because on the deaths of schlatt
Comment stealer
F
Lol Lolson I didn’t steal anyone’s comment we just had the same great comment
Haven’t you ever heard of the saying “Two great minds think alike”
@@SirBork that's gay ur gay
venezuela's inflation rate nah man I’m BI
3:02 *"Where did my sneeze go?!?!"*
that's because you didn't hold [×] well Cargskin
G A L A X Y R O S E it went to me
æ
æ
One of the Boys I have your sneeze. I want 50 cereals that has milk before I return it
I was literally about sneeze when he was but he didn’t and I did
causing my friends pain in real life
All only know pain now
@@denseaf1582 O O F
7:59
Football: carson can I have my stuff back
Carson: no
Football: not surprsied.
rip twomad
1:10 can we start a petition to make this face into a modern-day Pogchamp?
this need to be one of his emotes
Would you like to sign my petition?
True
@@derps6201 yes
signed
æ
Edit: Can't believe Elon Musk named his kid after this video.
æ
Æ
æ
as a danish person this is highly offensive and im very angry
DENMarkus Gaming as a swedish person this is not offensive
Simpler times
miss you carson
you already know his fanbase when there are 2000 views in 1 minute
lo l peni s
æ
Pikachu in vietname
Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term “boofing” is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as “butt chugging” or “plugging” or “alcohol enemas.”
That's every fanbase
Carson should get ph1lza (the guy who had the 5 year hardcore world) on the server
Massive Pog
B I G P O G
He invited Phil Phil’s just focused on hardcore
Phil was on a couple days ago actually
Biggest pog
did u know that 4 out of 3 people struggle with math
1:14 donation message
monkaS
You had me at “butt sauce”
You lost me at “I’m a working adult”
Ok.
noes noes ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
poke went from being a main character to being an obscure side character
Oh i miss this 😢it was such agreat time of my life too,
My boy slime smokin' all the weed.
these highlights are so old
how do i know that?
schlatt only has 60 deaths
"how did u get so smAaAAaall?¿"
Cute????????😤💖
age?
Claytonislit 420 definetely 3 weeks
@@abramo7700 lol ok 1998 Subaru Impreza
Nothing can recreate this content
13:24 dying of laughter
I got an ad for lunchables
Traps entered the chat:
*slimecicle left the chat*
No one:
Not a single atom in existence:
Travis: *I LANDED ON THE Æ*
Neko-chan 73 yes ok, atoms are always existent
G A L A X Y R O S E but they aren’t always
Æææ
æ
r/uselessnobody
I love the lack of sound in the funniest moments lmao
“Lava”
*Throws water bucket*
Travis: Has potions
Carson: Pulls out bow
Big Time Rush: *OH OH OHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH*
9:01 did i really just witness a bow that is named *big time rush*
Edit: why are people still replying to my comment its so old
æ
yes you did
De Ernie uh oh oh oh ohhhhhh
Uh uh uh- uh- ohhhhh-
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Make it count, play it straight
Don't look back, don't hesitate
When you go big time
What you want, what you feel
Never quit and make it real
When you roll big time
Hey, hey
Listen to your heart now
Hey, hey
Don't you feel the rush?
Hey, hey
Better take your shot now
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Step it up, get in gear
Go for broke, make it clear
Gotta go big time
Make it work, get it right
Change the world over night
Gotta dream big time
Hey, hey
Give it all you've got now
Hey, hey
Isn't it the rush?
Hey, hey
Finish what you start now
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Look around
Every light is shining now
It's brighter somehow
Look around
Nothing's really as it seems
Nothing but dreams
You and I
Gonna make a brand new sound
Like we own this town
We can't die
Now our feet are off the ground
We'll never look down
Welcome to the big time
All the pretty people see you walking in the sunshine
Welcome to the good times
Life will never be the same
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Yes
Slime: *exists*
Carson: my brain cells are dying
i miss the old carson
12:13 - 12:44 is so funny i had to replay it a few times
“ you literally have no clue what i just went through in a second of human life”
Whenever you don’t upload it causes ME pain CallMeArson!
The Real Trashley whos arson
He burned Soda's house down
cxld you know? Like the crime
æ
a
It's funny how this will be one of the top results when you search up æ
Funniest episode so far. The "Butt Sauce" at the beginning killed me
1:12 hit me hard tho.
P. S. His twitch channel doesnt exist anymore....
oh fuck. i hope he's okay.
He just rebranded himself as traves now.
An_Annoying_Cat bro they talkin about the donation
:(
Wait are we not gonna talk about Carson levitating up vines?
if you hold space while next to suspended vines you can climb them
@@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652 i know it's a little late but..... r/woooosh ?
maybe if I hadn't learned how to socialize from smp live, all my friends wouldn't hate me
carson is a _god_ with that bow
edit: i also live for how carson says “æ” (1:02)
Fortnite streamers: *Snipe from across the map*
Callmecarson: hold my potion of health
1:05 shot by an arrow far away
And 10:45
To make the big Æ and small æ on keyboard do the following
Alt+0198 for big
Alt+0230 for small
The numbers must be typed on the number pad not the keyboard numbers!
you can also do alt+145, or alt+146
æ
Æ
or you could just hold a æ Æ
Æ æ
This is the first CallMeCarson video I've ever watched
6:21
*You wanna know what’s better than 3 monitors?*
*4*
amanwithacomputer cheered x 400
how to type æ on Windows:
ALT + 0230
must have NUM LOCK on
æ
æ
æ
æ
Ææ
The “What?? How you climbin” at the beginning was great 😂
I still come back every once in a while to see old Carson but I still can’t believe what happened
i like new carson and his friends but nothing will beat classic carson
1:11 Someone: is donating the last of the Money they have, and is likely to not be able to live in the future
Carson: *do you think I can land in your cactus farm?*
*Carson's wacky tacky adventure*
my favorite jobro is travis
Ok but what about Jschlatt and his Stand named Distortion?
@Spooky Devito yes
bro voiceoverpete is the speedwagon lamo
I liek sam and travis coz they're as stupid as me :D
Travis stand is hotdog boy
10:06 when ur dad makes a dad joke and you have to smile to not hurt his feelings
I searched æ and this popped up
thank you carson, these videos are getting me through a really rough breakup
Dude I swear to god you’ve uploaded the same footage like five times
I've definitely seen the same tour before
Yeah I've seen the tour before too
Jameer Jabali yes
Shrek is thanos yes?!
Thought I just had deja vu
So now the danish language is a meme on smp live... nice
æ
ø
å
Isn’t æ french also
DANES RISE UP
æ, called Ash or Æsc in old English has been used in many languages
@@Pc118Gamer keyword *has been*. Denmark and Norway still use it
Đ
2:13 the statistics thing was me. I was in my senior year of high school taking stat. So sad to come back years later after everything that has happened. I was 17 or 18 when this video came out and now I’m 20 turning 21 in November. It really was a fun time Carson..
Edit: Oh yeah also I am in my sophomore year of College and, once again, taking statistics.
did anyone give you your essay
It’s so cool hearing the audio from Slimecicle’s stream with Carson’s footage (and vice versa)
I wish frogs were real and not just invented for the Crazy Frog Cinematic Universe :(
This comment is literally killing my nonexistent brain cells
fRoGS u sAY?
Well have I got news for you
0:16 imagine the death message - Carson was shot by Carson while trying to escape Carson
IDK if that would work
Fuck off
13:30 this laugh is my favorite thing ever
8:05 when you alt+f4 the teacher in online class
0:50 live action lion king mufasa death scene
Travis: Wants to get on top of the vine tower.
22 Savage: I’m about to end this whole man’s career.
Fuck off you unfunny loser
Yoo chill man. Dang.
brudda u life
“what? how you climbin?”
*”i don’t know”*
This was the FIRST video I watched when it was summertime
Thank you for blessing me with your channel
æ Æ ø Ø å Å
Use the norwegian alphabet smh
Þ
Æ
Those are Old English except for that last one
It's also Danish tho
NO! Use the Danish æ ø å
Potion: *exists*
Everybody on the server: reeeeeEEEEEEEEE
Avery :D Okay yes good joke but can someone explain why the potions are illegal
@@-gg.opii1 certain ones are legal. Certain ones arent. Like strength n other battle enhancing potions are banned because theres the hit system n all. Or like the carson stopped playing seriously before the potions update. Along with a bunch of other people on the server
Let me remind you over a year later:
Butt sauce.
13:26 his quiet little laugh gets me every time