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  • we tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft
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    we tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @daquanmcchicken3878
    @daquanmcchicken3878 5 лет назад +5321

    when you enter hell you see carson aggressively eating meat with a normal knife laughing maniacally and saying “mmmmm meat”

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 5 лет назад +5739

    Hearing Captain Sparklez say "Minions with realistic feet" is powerful

    • @TwitchDrawz
      @TwitchDrawz 5 лет назад +295

      I joined his stream once and he said “so what is minion vore” and I immediately left. The power of that man is unreal

    • @localboi808state
      @localboi808state 5 лет назад +66

      @@TwitchDrawz Have you seen him? He is huge, he can easily pick me up and yeet me over a fence. He is powerful.

    • @angry3yearold363
      @angry3yearold363 5 лет назад +1

      Fu

    • @maxwelledison9954
      @maxwelledison9954 4 года назад

      @@localboi808state isn't he quite short tho?

    • @localboi808state
      @localboi808state 4 года назад +3

      @@maxwelledison9954 Yes he is 4 feet tall

  • @nice-ne4io
    @nice-ne4io 5 лет назад +3430

    “The flesh of the innocent, _mmmm_ ”
    “The meat of the fallen, *_MMMMM_* ”

  • @LiarBox
    @LiarBox 5 лет назад +1615

    9:03 "the meat is my dad" *misses the meat with fork*
    Such a deep bruh moment

    • @SilkfireStudios
      @SilkfireStudios 5 лет назад +28

      BoxTrotFox the meat is society *misses*

    •  4 года назад +8

      He misses his dad and he doesnt know how to cope with it and wants to get rid of these sad feelings by tearing down the image of him (“stupid dad” and proceeds to beat him) in his mind :(

    • @thatonecoolguy6717
      @thatonecoolguy6717 4 года назад +8

      @ your reading too much into this maybe he just missed on accident or on purpose to show he misses his dad *that's it*

    • @dmay6637
      @dmay6637 4 года назад +2

      @@thatonecoolguy6717 you're a genius

    • @isabellethedragy8248
      @isabellethedragy8248 3 года назад

      i fucking already comented this wth but gj

  • @jackotken2393
    @jackotken2393 5 лет назад +1455

    I left my computer speaker playing this in my room and halfway through a conversation I just hear "M E A T" echoing through the walls

    • @The_Saddest_Boi_In_Town
      @The_Saddest_Boi_In_Town Год назад +3

      Nice.

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich Год назад +4

      Sometimes I wish, I was a sociopath, so I could blast Carson's clips through my $200 audio setup, without worrying about neighbors psyche 😢

    • @RomanHalls
      @RomanHalls 9 месяцев назад

      You don't have to be a sociopath to do that.​@@Home_Rich

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 9 месяцев назад

      @@RomanHalls
      ur right

  • @alexrantala5936
    @alexrantala5936 5 лет назад +6462

    I just watched 10 minutes of a grown adult eating steak with a regular knife while laughing demonically and playing minecraft.

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 5 лет назад +170

      Carson: *meets girl*
      Girl: Hello
      Girl: What do you do?
      Carson: I make RUclips videos and stream on Twitch
      Carson: You should watch my latest video
      Girl: Alright
      *watches video*
      Girl: Well it was nice meeting you
      Carson: _cries internally_

    • @aes_lake
      @aes_lake 5 лет назад +32

      I watched this whole stream, it was agony

    • @zman3165
      @zman3165 5 лет назад +2

      Yea I've seen somethingnew today

    • @mattk2120
      @mattk2120 5 лет назад +15

      He also has no sauce on it, its just a plain steak

    • @jordyn1158
      @jordyn1158 5 лет назад +3

      hey i just wanted you to know that i like this with my heart but it's at 666 likes and i'm not gonna be the fool to ruin it

  • @ttsisabadsinger3011
    @ttsisabadsinger3011 5 лет назад +4871

    I think Carson found and leaked the new minecraft cave sounds.

    • @lunarcod7187
      @lunarcod7187 5 лет назад +278

      Imagine just looking for diamonds and hearing, " M E A T, " echoing through the mineshaft.

    • @delete147user
      @delete147user 5 лет назад +62

      i feel like it’s for the cave update because carson is the cave itself

    • @kiwicat2345
      @kiwicat2345 5 лет назад +53

      *H A M B U R G E r*

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 5 лет назад +15

      @@lunarcod7187 That would legiimately be terrifying, especially to someone that has no idea that this video exists.
      Please make it happen Mojang.

    • @johnkapusta3237
      @johnkapusta3237 5 лет назад

      its called fans ambient noise

  • @madmsf8981
    @madmsf8981 4 года назад +655

    Came here for roller coaster, stayed for M E A T

  • @leeroyjenkns5182
    @leeroyjenkns5182 5 лет назад +8045

    Video title: "we tried to make a rollercoaster"
    75% of the video: **Carson consuming meat**

    • @loonie9263
      @loonie9263 5 лет назад +122

      i mean, they did *try*

    • @MikeHoliday
      @MikeHoliday 5 лет назад +29

      you call that consuming?

    • @arin5008
      @arin5008 5 лет назад +2

      MeAt

    • @twoshoes7757
      @twoshoes7757 5 лет назад +19

      Mission objective:
      *CONSUME*

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 5 лет назад +2

      They made a roller coaster just so World Eater Carson could eat it

  • @ugh5271
    @ugh5271 5 лет назад +638

    10% of the video: Building the roller coaster
    90% of the video: *M E A T*

  • @jokesterlego6108
    @jokesterlego6108 5 лет назад +1641

    "ASMR: The Forbidden One, Yagdaboth the Desolate, enjoys a stake dinner with you"

    • @yuhyuh5012
      @yuhyuh5012 5 лет назад +29

      A member of pure chaos

    • @yakub888
      @yakub888 5 лет назад +16

      steak

    • @aust8165
      @aust8165 5 лет назад +18

      @@yakub888 no I think he means stake

    • @nobodyreally9799
      @nobodyreally9799 5 лет назад +11

      @@yakub888 Oh no, he definitely means stake.

    • @slambotheclown673
      @slambotheclown673 5 лет назад +4

      The embodiment of decay and destruction

  • @TheCreator1875
    @TheCreator1875 5 лет назад +4873

    No one:
    Carson’s fingers: __/

  • @tranzik7080
    @tranzik7080 5 лет назад +2599

    The devil tortures you but he's on lunch break(ASMR)

    • @peyton3974
      @peyton3974 5 лет назад +27

      Tranzik this comment deserves more traction

    • @aspen-rose
      @aspen-rose 5 лет назад +9

      meat.

    • @cookieeatemma8932
      @cookieeatemma8932 5 лет назад +3

      you made me laugh so much my mom heard me >:

    • @Falutia
      @Falutia 5 лет назад +1

      I poo poo pee peed wen he did tat

    • @morty_as8144
      @morty_as8144 5 лет назад +1

      My personal hell would be him cutting the plane and repeat

  • @theemeraldpotato3798
    @theemeraldpotato3798 5 лет назад +4764

    I swear your videos have the same energy as a fever dream

    • @MonarchMercury
      @MonarchMercury 5 лет назад +9

      A Non bruh I only know pamtri 👊😔 surreal entertainment could never live up to sea bear

    • @spaghettiandpie
      @spaghettiandpie 5 лет назад +13

      Wait... This isn't a fever dream?

    • @dankmctwist6575
      @dankmctwist6575 5 лет назад

      Pamtri and surreal entertainment are both unfunny trash. Cyber 8 > in every way

    • @a-a-ron2686
      @a-a-ron2686 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly these videos are worse than any fever dream I've had.

    • @lastlaugh9231
      @lastlaugh9231 5 лет назад

      My day to day is a fever dream now

  • @starringvincentprice
    @starringvincentprice 5 лет назад +3056

    Title: we tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft
    Actual video: 𝑴 𝑬 𝑨 𝑻

    • @taco4yearsagoedited567
      @taco4yearsagoedited567 5 лет назад +37

      NerdsTheCandy weirdest clickbait ever

    • @diapollockal8962
      @diapollockal8962 5 лет назад +7

      Carson is the evildoer.

    • @justbethinking
      @justbethinking 5 лет назад +9

      May you please explain for me and my fellow android brethren.

    • @c5mourn
      @c5mourn 5 лет назад +2

      The title should've been "Carson eats his meat on stream".

    • @-gibby538
      @-gibby538 5 лет назад +1

      read this right as he said it lol

  • @plum.phobia
    @plum.phobia 4 года назад +220

    16:53 there’s something very wholesome about travis calling cooper “coopie”

    • @inactive98
      @inactive98 4 года назад +9

      finally found someone who agrees with me

    • @forestcoday727
      @forestcoday727 3 года назад

      he stopped because it makes cooper uncomfy tho :(

    • @plum.phobia
      @plum.phobia 3 года назад +2

      @@forestcoday727 valid, travis is a wholesome guy in general and i’m sure he wouldn’t want to make anyone uncomfortable

    • @thewhitepicketfence9136
      @thewhitepicketfence9136 3 года назад

      @@plum.phobia travis is perfect and i would protect him with my life

  • @gabrielrichards3767
    @gabrielrichards3767 5 лет назад +2520

    Carson definitely flipped his eyelids back in elementary school

    • @ethank.3201
      @ethank.3201 5 лет назад +82

      Gabriel Richards He was that kid who clipped his fingernails in class

    • @holly1025
      @holly1025 5 лет назад +49

      He was that one kid who picked dirt from his fingernails with a lead pencil.

    • @epicfunnyorangeslmaodie1851
      @epicfunnyorangeslmaodie1851 5 лет назад +37

      He was that kid that doodled S in the table in primary school

    • @wakemeupinside83
      @wakemeupinside83 5 лет назад +19

      Gabriel Richards he was the kid to drink his blood in the middle of a sol

    • @Psycify
      @Psycify 5 лет назад +14

      I bet that all of y’all are the kids that you’re saying he is 😂

  • @GPLT4L
    @GPLT4L 5 лет назад +1235

    Someone: * makes actual joke *
    Carson: haha very funny
    Someone: h
    Carson: * actually dies of laughter *

    • @Zachariaz
      @Zachariaz 5 лет назад +28

      This humor should be called "Carson"

    • @zkvickers2466
      @zkvickers2466 5 лет назад +1

      m.

    • @Default653
      @Default653 5 лет назад +4

      There is an entire subreddit for the letter h

  • @ethank.3201
    @ethank.3201 5 лет назад +937

    Carson is that type of kid that brings his nail clipper to class to cut his toe nails

    • @genericnamejpg9752
      @genericnamejpg9752 5 лет назад +12

      I clipped my toenails while watching this

    • @thelad38
      @thelad38 5 лет назад +26

      What the fuck kinda school do u go to?

    • @demetraeconomou6096
      @demetraeconomou6096 5 лет назад +24

      Wait you mean you Dont do that during class

  • @shiigarakiz1447
    @shiigarakiz1447 4 года назад +427

    Carson: *Laughs In Adorable Goof*
    Also Carson: *Looks in anger*
    ᔕᒪᑌT

  • @loganh574
    @loganh574 5 лет назад +412

    This should be titled "Distraught Man Consumes MEAT"

  • @PearrrC
    @PearrrC 5 лет назад +2352

    Came here for a rollercoaster
    I got *M̨̗̦̯͛ͫ҉̢Ȩ̠͉̕̕Ä̡͍̖̪͙́͜͞T͐ͬ*

    • @anthonyevangelisti9296
      @anthonyevangelisti9296 5 лет назад +2

      Baconator Baconator BACONATOR

    • @pawyaa388
      @pawyaa388 5 лет назад +1

      He really b cuttin' with a butter knife

    • @coreyyamaguchi8787
      @coreyyamaguchi8787 4 года назад

      [̫̫м̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̅̅є̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̅̅α̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̅̅τ̫̫̲̫̫̫̫̅]̫

  • @archersarc4932
    @archersarc4932 5 лет назад +1087

    I just spent 18 minutes of my life watching Carson consume M E A T

  • @someguy2830
    @someguy2830 5 лет назад +125

    Someone needs to make a mod where whenever you take damage it plays Schlatt's pre-recorded "ow"

  • @doshep_hegex
    @doshep_hegex 5 лет назад +895

    Title: we tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft
    Actual video: Carson devouring the meat of the fallen

    • @nicodominguez5898
      @nicodominguez5898 5 лет назад +10

      Actual video: Carson consuming the flesh of everyone that doesn't sub with Twitch Prime

  • @goodly1409
    @goodly1409 5 лет назад +402

    I really just want jschlatt's "ouch" for minecraft damage effect

  • @uluparon4793
    @uluparon4793 5 лет назад +2139

    30% actually building the rollercoaster
    65% carson beating his meat
    5% falling off

    • @eatyourcereal3873
      @eatyourcereal3873 5 лет назад +6

      Uluparon typos, typos are bad

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +21

      @@eatyourcereal3873 I see no typos

    • @desmondthemoondog9856
      @desmondthemoondog9856 5 лет назад

      Whooooosh

    • @professionalairhead5582
      @professionalairhead5582 5 лет назад +16

      @@desmondthemoondog9856
      haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD

    • @toadpa4565
      @toadpa4565 5 лет назад +13

      @@professionalairhead5582 you're a god among men

  • @ParkerRat
    @ParkerRat 4 года назад +253

    11:12 truly ahead of his time with this one

    • @rub1k0n4
      @rub1k0n4 4 года назад +2

      Parker Stevenson yes, quite so my friend from a month ago

    • @kremit_frog4031
      @kremit_frog4031 4 года назад +28

      You understand washing your hands was important before corona right?

    • @ParkerRat
      @ParkerRat 4 года назад +15

      @@kremit_frog4031 yes. I do in fact understand this Kermit.

    • @LividAF
      @LividAF 4 года назад +3

      Imagine washing your hands before 2020

    • @moej3386
      @moej3386 4 года назад +1

      no

  • @TheFallenPaladin22
    @TheFallenPaladin22 5 лет назад +122

    Carson’s progression into a villain with his laugh after more and more meat was consumed truly made me realize that I was watching a man who had nothing to lose.

  • @stoutorangutang2300
    @stoutorangutang2300 5 лет назад +1545

    Everybody gangsta until Carson and Jshlatt pull out the sound boards

    • @kingchickenwing4887
      @kingchickenwing4887 5 лет назад +1

      How do they even work? Do they have apps with a bunch of different sounds?

    • @eigh7
      @eigh7 5 лет назад +7

      KingChickenwing they weren’t real. They didn’t really have soundboards.

    • @Robotomy101
      @Robotomy101 5 лет назад +26

      everybody gangsta until Carson consumes the Meat of the Fallen

    • @void1719
      @void1719 5 лет назад +5

      It's a program called VoiceMod, but i think carson has the full version

    • @gappy3664
      @gappy3664 5 лет назад

      @@kingchickenwing4887 *jschlatt

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +738

    If no one makes a compilation of these intros right now...
    I’ll do it myself.

  • @shadowmontagev202x6
    @shadowmontagev202x6 4 года назад +25

    11:33 this is the man who played a tournament with some of the most popular internet celebrities and brought many others to his own minecraft server. I love you Carson.

  • @wajfan
    @wajfan 5 лет назад +754

    In Dungeons and Dragons, there is a spell called "summon lesser demons". There's also "summon greater demons". But there's a third tier:
    Meat.

  • @madithegoatgoat9159
    @madithegoatgoat9159 5 лет назад +1633

    Friend: So what kind of RUclips videos do you watch?
    Me: I T S C O M P L I C A T E D.

  • @michellechair
    @michellechair 5 лет назад +2561

    10:10 HE'S CUTTING IT WITH THE WRONG SIDE OF THE KNIFE I'M CRYING

  • @uncledook5335
    @uncledook5335 5 лет назад +84

    I SWEAR TO SEE THIS VIDEO I HAVE TO TYPE IN “carson steak” TO FIND THIS VIDEO

  • @stoutorangutang2300
    @stoutorangutang2300 5 лет назад +651

    Me: skips ahead 500 seconds
    Carson still: *MEAT*

  • @ruvkyu
    @ruvkyu 5 лет назад +1483

    *drops a piece of beef jerky under my bed at 3 am*
    my demons: 7:27

  • @peanutbuttertoest2247
    @peanutbuttertoest2247 5 лет назад +724

    "The meat of the fallen. Mmmm"
    - CallMeCarson 2019

  • @christianjahns5174
    @christianjahns5174 4 года назад +59

    Good lord. I completely forgot about the segment of Carson just aggressively shoveling meat into his mouth for six minutes straight. The sound is just god awful, every brain cell in my head was screaming as it slowly fried. I regret ever watching this and no amount of therapy can make me forget this horrifying experience.

    • @wasder-xm5so
      @wasder-xm5so 4 года назад +6

      How could you ever forget this great moment in history

    • @gyro_max5655
      @gyro_max5655 3 года назад +2

      m ea t

    • @yourmom283
      @yourmom283 3 года назад +2

      I dunno man it kinda turns me on

  • @azalezthed-weeb9056
    @azalezthed-weeb9056 5 лет назад +594

    5:21
    Caveman dinner ASMR (with spirits randomly talking in the background)

  • @leeroyjenkns5182
    @leeroyjenkns5182 5 лет назад +480

    What mood are you in today?
    * Happy
    * Sad
    * *Carson, the soul consuming Mad God*

  • @poop2413
    @poop2413 5 лет назад +433

    The entire video
    99% meat
    1% roller coaster

  • @halleisvibin6730
    @halleisvibin6730 5 лет назад +33

    11:33
    The quality content I subscribed for

  • @shadowhai6048
    @shadowhai6048 5 лет назад +756

    [ASMR] Demon eating Steak ( Chewing, Cutting ,"soft" spoken, laughter and Face cam)

  • @saacattaac007
    @saacattaac007 5 лет назад +533

    Man I love it when Carson becomes a Dark Souls boss

    • @DeaconBlu35
      @DeaconBlu35 3 года назад +1

      Carson of the boreal valley

  • @umm3345
    @umm3345 5 лет назад +984

    Us: Hmm, why is Carson showing us his fingers..? 9:19
    Carson: *BEND*
    *MMmM mALLeaBLe mEat*

  • @trythrusting9980
    @trythrusting9980 5 лет назад +163

    "Carson ingesting nutrients for 10 minutes whilst slowly descending back into his original form." Would've been a better title

  • @connorross-weir9856
    @connorross-weir9856 5 лет назад +1686

    No one:
    My sleep paralysis demon: 11:34

    • @chatae9599
      @chatae9599 5 лет назад +15

      Connor Ross-weir Carson is my sleep paralysis demon.

    • @priyanshusil2104
      @priyanshusil2104 5 лет назад +36

      That's one sexy demon

    • @neverafrown6308
      @neverafrown6308 5 лет назад +4

      Connor Ross-weir you don’t need to say no one

    • @senorpigeon9564
      @senorpigeon9564 4 года назад +3

      My sleep paralysis demon left me and now I miss him.

    • @coolterra8491
      @coolterra8491 4 года назад +4

      I am my own sleep paralysis demon

  • @sydney-ch2ek
    @sydney-ch2ek 5 лет назад +457

    10:04 *Carson Holds You By The Collar, Nearly Choking You, After Finding Out You Pickpocketed His Wallet At A 7/11, ASMR Roleplay*

  • @SashaK06
    @SashaK06 5 лет назад +277

    Carson: * titles video making a roller coaster in minecraft *
    Also carson: half the video is him just eating steak with a voice changer while laughing demonically

  • @poppy-hb5od
    @poppy-hb5od 4 года назад +8

    9:20 genuinely made me laugh for 10 minutes when I first saw it, I didn’t expect that at to occur at all

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 5 лет назад +177

    Void Creature Feeds on the Meat of the Fallen and Convinces You to Buy Twitch Prime at 3AM ASMR

  • @skyne9327
    @skyne9327 5 лет назад +154

    I love the aesthetic of “Demon Lord eating dinner”

  • @SwordStrung
    @SwordStrung 5 лет назад +2209

    I like how no one is talking about Carson’s axe being called *Old Spice* lmao

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 лет назад +3

      Where in the vid?

    • @termamonpiediepew
      @termamonpiediepew 5 лет назад +31

      Weest's axe is like that too, named it something involved with deodorant

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 5 лет назад +6

      @@termamonpiediepew maybe Axe spray

    • @BoeJangles26
      @BoeJangles26 5 лет назад +10

      His bow is called 22 savage too.

    • @zoerosa4440
      @zoerosa4440 5 лет назад +1

      SwordStrung it’s a unspoken rule

  • @Jordan-gp3mj
    @Jordan-gp3mj 5 лет назад +67

    Whenever jschlatt is there, you just KNOW it’s gonna be a party

    • @plateofspaghetti5029
      @plateofspaghetti5029 4 года назад +11

      I purposely look for any video involving Schlatt lol he makes it all better

  • @indicus9075
    @indicus9075 5 лет назад +363

    Carson is the monster in the backrooms and his bedroom is the final room where he catches hopeful people and eats them

    • @LukeOrionMarble
      @LukeOrionMarble 5 лет назад +4

      When you clip out of reality you dont go to the backrooms you go to the MEATrooms

  • @6210xvex
    @6210xvex 5 лет назад +440

    *Carson's entire life*
    "Is this a bit?"

    • @Call_Me_Galaxy
      @Call_Me_Galaxy 4 года назад +4

      “Is this the real life~?”
      “Is this just fantasy~?”

    • @turb0kirb063
      @turb0kirb063 4 года назад +2

      @@Call_Me_Galaxy caught in a landslide

    • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
      @devilfruitenjoyer2930 3 года назад +1

      No escape from reality

    • @godsamongstmen4164
      @godsamongstmen4164 2 года назад

      @@devilfruitenjoyer2930 open your eyes
      Look up to the skies and see,

  • @pikok11
    @pikok11 5 лет назад +1881

    This is fake. Real CallMeCarsonLIVE eats rock cereal with rock milk in a rock bowl.

    • @petitpois23
      @petitpois23 5 лет назад +21

      explain in detail to me how you milk a rock, dear friend

    • @alexhiggins6700
      @alexhiggins6700 5 лет назад +78

      brianna z squeeze it

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 5 лет назад +47

      z so you're concerned with milking a rock when theres people actually milking ALMONDS

    • @ifyoureadthisv1
      @ifyoureadthisv1 5 лет назад +26

      brianna z cargson is caveman, he use rock milk to make rock milk

    • @kyladennys
      @kyladennys 5 лет назад +28

      cereal when no milk cereal when rock milk

  • @Astromaniac8802
    @Astromaniac8802 4 года назад +16

    5:07 *”this is where the fun begins”*

  • @javiermendez4052
    @javiermendez4052 5 лет назад +2019

    ” Man stuck in void eats meat of the fallen while laughing demonically "
    Edit: Bruh moment

  • @angelgil-onken3030
    @angelgil-onken3030 5 лет назад +407

    This... this is whats on the trending page?
    I like it.

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 5 лет назад +256

    9:45
    For some reason i can't explain, this was the funniest moment to me.

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 5 лет назад +22

      Meal. MEAL. Eheh... Dinner.

    • @_buggzbb_7445
      @_buggzbb_7445 5 лет назад +7

      Meal...Ehehe...Dinner....
      *WHY DO I PAY FOR THIS?*
      Hehehehhehe

    • @thesovietkevin7275
      @thesovietkevin7275 5 лет назад

      haha *_forsome_* i _get_ *it*

  • @beckramsey7746
    @beckramsey7746 3 года назад +22

    Simpler times ladies and gentlemen, simpler times

  • @ewhiteman27
    @ewhiteman27 5 лет назад +475

    I was watching this and I was like “yeah poke edited this.”
    I was right.

    • @aubrey9652
      @aubrey9652 5 лет назад +11

      Pokes edits are just the best

  • @Bruh-zi8jd
    @Bruh-zi8jd 5 лет назад +346

    Is nobody gonna talk about how Carson's finger literally turned into a bendy straw at 9:19

    • @elgitarr_
      @elgitarr_ 5 лет назад +13

      isn't that how it's supposed to be

    • @augszst2746
      @augszst2746 5 лет назад +1

      A BENDY STRAW AHAHHAHAEUEHEHEJJE IM WHEEZING

    • @sgt.blueberries9690
      @sgt.blueberries9690 5 лет назад +5

      @@elgitarr_ No. It isn't.

    • @hoodwitchniya
      @hoodwitchniya 5 лет назад +4

      I screamed

    • @valstia
      @valstia 5 лет назад +4

      i felt uncomfortable when he did that

  • @slate.and.camera04
    @slate.and.camera04 5 лет назад +191

    4 minutes of building a rollercoaster, infinite amount of time of Carson entering the void and returning as an SCP. MeatBoy SCP 465

    • @Overposting
      @Overposting 5 лет назад +2

      Epic

    • @AnKangaru6005
      @AnKangaru6005 5 лет назад

      Meatboy eats those that have fallen victim to Amazon Bezos' trickery

    • @ppnerdneck6632
      @ppnerdneck6632 5 лет назад

      If he stops he turns to look like 096

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 года назад +39

    A more accurate title would be "you'll never want to eat meat again after watching this video"

    • @Tohski
      @Tohski 4 года назад +2

      Cupriferous Catalyst more like I’ll always eat more meat now

  • @megathot3734
    @megathot3734 5 лет назад +581

    Something about Carson trying to cut a steak with a regular knife while holding it the wrong way is extremely painful to watch

    • @doctorsquid360
      @doctorsquid360 5 лет назад +15

      It's the best thing ive seen

    • @momtha2xd49
      @momtha2xd49 5 лет назад +1

      It's the wrong way?

    • @josephfavor7419
      @josephfavor7419 5 лет назад +5

      Tay lor yeah he has to turn it around that’s why it didn’t cut (besides it being a butter knife)

    • @SlimeInaCup
      @SlimeInaCup 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @taco4yearsagoedited567
      @taco4yearsagoedited567 5 лет назад

      I was reading this while he did that for a whole minute

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 лет назад +247

    "We tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft"
    Emphasis in "tried".

  • @trumpler9191
    @trumpler9191 5 лет назад +1460

    I swear these intro sounds always shake me to my core
    am i famous now that i have this many likes guys?

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 5 лет назад +36

    “This feels like it’s gonna look really bad-“
    “It starts coming out from Belle Delphine’s tongue.”

  • @pjtheberry1204
    @pjtheberry1204 5 лет назад +675

    poke is the real hero here, he had to sit through the entirety of carson consuming that basically raw meat

    • @thewysterianlord3661
      @thewysterianlord3661 5 лет назад +51

      bro wym that steak looks good af

    • @pjtheberry1204
      @pjtheberry1204 5 лет назад +42

      @@thewysterianlord3661 I like to cook my steak until it is nothing but carbon.

    • @Dampzombieslayer
      @Dampzombieslayer 5 лет назад +12

      Bruh it’s not even that rare...

    • @tonybishop3686
      @tonybishop3686 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh that steak was burnt as fuck
      Even the inside was glowing orange

    • @edgymcgee57
      @edgymcgee57 5 лет назад +3

      hey i sat through it too ok

  • @ponkerpal
    @ponkerpal 5 лет назад +127

    Creepypasta: Meateater
    Backstory: streamer eats meat on stream as Satan slowly fills his soul.
    Horror level: 95.637/100

  • @grogarty
    @grogarty 5 лет назад +128

    Me:oh hey they're building a roller-coaster this should be funny
    Carson: *M E A T*

  • @Yoububehahaha
    @Yoububehahaha 4 года назад +42

    Pretty sure this is someones personalized hell, but it sure ain't mine.

  • @feytales
    @feytales 5 лет назад +132

    im genuinely traumatised by the meat segment thanks so much

  • @DiamondSlender
    @DiamondSlender 5 лет назад +294

    Somebody please make a resource pack where the sound effects are just Schlatt

  • @liltecca8664
    @liltecca8664 5 лет назад +578

    I watched this whole stream and it killed me

    • @emelorebn9602
      @emelorebn9602 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah was pretty trash smh tbh

    • @sablecraft54
      @sablecraft54 5 лет назад +1

      could you link it i cant find it on his twitch

    • @liltecca8664
      @liltecca8664 5 лет назад +4

      sablecraft54 can’t get a link but it’s smp live 51 the big build event

    • @davidhkrose
      @davidhkrose 5 лет назад

      sablecraft54 theres an unofficial vod channel, you can find it there

    • @ChiakiMotomaru
      @ChiakiMotomaru 5 лет назад

      same, the stream was amazing

  • @yeahmhmyeah9130
    @yeahmhmyeah9130 5 лет назад +85

    No one:
    Carson’s hands:⤴️

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 5 лет назад +130

    Carson goes insane after acquiring a taste for flesh.

  • @ethanslaughter5865
    @ethanslaughter5865 5 лет назад +424

    describe the difference between these two pictures:
    carson’s lips belle delphine’s lips
    me: they’re the same picture

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 5 лет назад +29

      For those who didn't know, this incredible comment was inspired by the meme in which Pam from the office says that two different images are the same. It truly masters the art of subversion, as while you may think that Carson's lips are different to Belle's, this comment offers a contrarian opinion that undermines your reality. In my belief, comments such as these are what makes the internet a great place for such artistic endeavours and truly makes you consider your place in the world.
      JK comment suck big PP

  • @semoh
    @semoh 5 лет назад +98

    the title: we tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft
    the video: *M E A T*

  • @redspiderlilys6
    @redspiderlilys6 5 лет назад +6

    When you enter hell, you are tormented by Carson eating meat and jschlatt talking using a soundboard of himself

  • @wierdboi9237
    @wierdboi9237 5 лет назад +286

    The demonic sounds carson produces sound like Minecraft disk 11 en 13

    • @julytlo
      @julytlo 5 лет назад +5

      wierd boi he added cave ambient noises while he ate it lmfaoo

    • @Chill_Block
      @Chill_Block 5 лет назад

      What do you mean sound like him, that is him

    • @Chill_Block
      @Chill_Block 5 лет назад

      Mojang just went to the future and recorded carson eating

    • @actuallyaris
      @actuallyaris 5 лет назад +1

      @@julytlo I think they are from fnaf

  • @thephiladelphiaeagles3831
    @thephiladelphiaeagles3831 5 лет назад +141

    any callmecarson video that starts with “we tried” is a banger on god

  • @zevo2437
    @zevo2437 5 лет назад +126

    New Title: "Carson turns into a void demon and eats the flesh of his fallen enemies"

  • @tapoto1
    @tapoto1 5 лет назад +21

    3:38 end of falling kingdom

  • @ApostateOfTime
    @ApostateOfTime 5 лет назад +131

    Me at 2 am during 10:28 and realising the knife is upside down is just a fit of wheezes.
    Plus when he flipped his finger up and couldn't breath.

    • @kyleearp24
      @kyleearp24 5 лет назад +7

      You laughed and wheezed. I cried the entire stream because of sadness.

  • @paweowo
    @paweowo 5 лет назад +466

    Carson : *Call the video "we tried to make a rollercoaster in minecraft"*
    Also Carson : 10:14

  • @bangaloomdooms3043
    @bangaloomdooms3043 5 лет назад +429

    Carson, can you make a video of you eating a steak with the echo effect on. That would be much appreciated. Thank you.

  • @spook_ey.a409
    @spook_ey.a409 5 лет назад +3

    7:00 Krinios asking Pokay if he can edit the vod and then saying "you don't understand" is amazing

  • @voiidz1955
    @voiidz1955 5 лет назад +630

    Poke... That editing was great. This video, however, was deeply mortifying. My soul has been torn from my body. I think.
    👁

    • @somethingcool9063
      @somethingcool9063 5 лет назад

      The voice wasn’t edited in. It’s reverb, which I’m pretty sure you use it in voice changers.

    • @voiidz1955
      @voiidz1955 5 лет назад +12

      @@somethingcool9063 I didn't say the voice was edited in. I just thought Poke did a good job editing the video and getting both the best clips and adding some background ambience at some parts to make it better.

    • @somethingcool9063
      @somethingcool9063 5 лет назад

      Voiidz Oh my bad, didn’t realize

    • @natel42069
      @natel42069 2 года назад

      M E A T

  • @sygnus_
    @sygnus_ 5 лет назад +186

    14:14 that one cry for help in the donations

  • @tskura_blossom
    @tskura_blossom 5 лет назад +912

    I was here for the roller coaster.
    But all I see is Carson eating meat.

    • @mink5251
      @mink5251 5 лет назад +14

      TheSkeletonKid - I feel like the title was just a trap to get everyone to watch Carson eat for 3 hours

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 5 лет назад +3

      TheSkeletonKid the video was the rollercoaster

    • @skilletlord3800
      @skilletlord3800 5 лет назад +1

      I skipped like half of the video

    • @aron1089
      @aron1089 5 лет назад +1

      TheSkeletonKid so nothing new

    • @dave-man7
      @dave-man7 5 лет назад +1

      help what vocoder/voice changer does he use i want it

  • @notclimax6708
    @notclimax6708 4 месяца назад +1

    I am in love with these videos. Istg. Whenever I see either "schlatt" or "jawsh" or "ted" in his videos, ik they're gonna be awesome

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +353

    RollerCoaster Tycoon is literally shaking right now just for the fact that you tried to make a rollercoaster in a different game.

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 5 лет назад +751

    Nobody:
    My RUclips recommendations at 3AM: Hey wanna see a guy make a roller coaster but instead he just eats *meat* the whole time?

    • @2ooo996
      @2ooo996 5 лет назад +36

      First time seeing Carson?

    • @2004FordRangerXLT
      @2004FordRangerXLT 5 лет назад +16

      Welcome to the hellhole that is Carson's channel

    • @glepEating
      @glepEating 5 лет назад +3

      And bending his fingers LMFAO💀

    • @seedcake7
      @seedcake7 5 лет назад

      HauntedDragonGaming _ I like how you made meat bolder

  • @Snikrep
    @Snikrep 5 лет назад +142

    Building a rollercoaster in minecraft
    8:25
    *_HOW TF DID WE GET HERE_*

    • @AqqleCider
      @AqqleCider 5 лет назад +3

      This is usually his steams

    • @AqqleCider
      @AqqleCider 5 лет назад +5

      Blood for the blood god

  • @ryanh_dev
    @ryanh_dev 5 лет назад +26

    me: *is eating food while watching this*
    carsion: *starts eating*
    me: "hey its like we're on a date or something"