Best of CallMeCarson (2020 Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Wanted to do a big compilation for 2019 but I'm late so now it's 2020. Enjoy!
    ♦ Huge thank you to altrive for the sick intro:
    Sub to him! - • Best of CallMeCarson I...
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
    PhillyD - bit.ly/3cJpuvu
    Critikal - bit.ly/2Kr8ga3
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    Byze - bit.ly/3az3thk
    RTGame - bit.ly/2x6Une4
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    Ludwig - bit.ly/2xX53My
    Quackity - bit.ly/2yAGwgz
    Misfits - bit.ly/2yFQg90
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Outro music - Peace and Tranquility - A Hat in Time
    Best of CallMeCarson (2020 Edition)
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Комментарии • 43 тыс.

  • @DrunkenHorseman
    @DrunkenHorseman 4 года назад +356

    *"Its enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay."*
    -Officer Earl

  • @kstew22
    @kstew22 4 года назад +5159

    “I hope nothing bad has happened while i was gone”
    *look of disappointment*
    exactly how we feel Carson 💛

    • @sirtarquin2500
      @sirtarquin2500 4 года назад +10

      time?

    • @Sharky843
      @Sharky843 4 года назад +39

      Sir Tarquin first minute lol

    • @sped1220
      @sped1220 4 года назад +59

      @@sirtarquin2500 literally the very beginning

    • @totoshmeeg8607
      @totoshmeeg8607 4 года назад +85

      Carson goes up to Katerino: You've been a bit boring lately

    • @ajaxorion
      @ajaxorion 4 года назад +3

      @@sirtarquin2500 bruh

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 4 года назад +3624

    I'm just imagining carson crouched under his desk sitting on the floor with a goblin posture playing 8ball on his phone for weeks straight and then coming out to continue his YT stuff

  • @edible-abrotions9171
    @edible-abrotions9171 6 месяцев назад +273

    It feels so weird to watch this in 2024 and hear twomad pop up.

    • @tylerislame_3841
      @tylerislame_3841 3 месяца назад +37

      a lot of things are weird about this video when watching in 2024

    • @atom43362
      @atom43362 3 месяца назад +32

      Why do I feel like ever since 2020 there has been a great curse on all of humanity

    • @Perryprime1999
      @Perryprime1999 2 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @501Cruiser
      @501Cruiser 2 месяца назад

      @@atom43362 ong

    • @nexonus9513
      @nexonus9513 13 дней назад +2

      I know Carson is a weird dude and stuff but man I’d lie if I said i didn’t miss this, lunch club, and smplive

  • @Matheus-ki9zo
    @Matheus-ki9zo 4 года назад +920

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone."
    Yes, you weren't here.

  • @troll1865
    @troll1865 4 года назад +3764

    I’m not sure if it’s just me but Carson sounded a lot happier, like his personality changed, it’s good to see him happy

    • @nathanalbrightmusic
      @nathanalbrightmusic 4 года назад +69

      Yeah, he sounded really happy, I'm so proud of him

    • @aeshole
      @aeshole 4 года назад +11

      That's why he left

    • @berry8049
      @berry8049 4 года назад +1

      yeah ::)))

    • @dylanracer195
      @dylanracer195 4 года назад +2

      I agree he sounds really happy

    • @Mimikyuz
      @Mimikyuz 4 года назад +1

      @@sp4de971 Wtf

  • @sancia_
    @sancia_ 4 года назад +548

    I can’t express my happiness in seeing Carson smile.

    • @ThatAnimalRaptor
      @ThatAnimalRaptor 4 года назад +2

      Chiagoziem Nwafor hell on earth

    • @wannabuyacan1957
      @wannabuyacan1957 4 года назад +2

      Chiagoziem Nwafor he got cheated on and he already and depression, so it just made it worse

    • @xxxmlgxxm1330
      @xxxmlgxxm1330 4 года назад +3

      He got the good meds

    • @OverTime3223
      @OverTime3223 3 года назад +6

      this hits different now.. and me too

    • @coolkida9957
      @coolkida9957 3 года назад +3

      @@OverTime3223 I still feel happy knowing he’s feeling well

  • @MrCatzWiiU
    @MrCatzWiiU Год назад +414

    It’s really hard to watch the ending to this now, he was such a huge inspiration. Watching the names go by is so sad since almost every single one no longer is in contact with him, nobody wants to make content due to his mess ups. Just so sad. 😔
    Miss the old days man…

    • @muntthedubious_9308
      @muntthedubious_9308 Год назад +10

      Same, dude. Same

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 Год назад +3

      And now his videos suck and he's unfunny ☹️

    • @MadMax_8509
      @MadMax_8509 Год назад +5

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @ZaxthanderEvans
      @ZaxthanderEvans Год назад +23

      I still watch Carson, he makes me feel better, I ignore all what he has done wrong since we all make mistakes, the girl was at fault for what she did, she knew it ruin his life, its pathetic to see that she did this for attention...

    • @SpiritNunnehi
      @SpiritNunnehi Год назад +5

      You sure she did all that for..attention? (/genq)

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon 4 года назад +6757

    Carson: "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone"
    Everyone: *Collective Silence*

  • @stby598
    @stby598 4 года назад +754

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone."
    *intense stare*

  • @tcfa8808
    @tcfa8808 4 года назад +2789

    this forever shall be called “the return of the carson king.”

    • @sundararakuen682
      @sundararakuen682 4 года назад +12

      OUR KING IS BACK

    • @74san_
      @74san_ 4 года назад +5

      King Carson*

    • @Alexander-pm3zx
      @Alexander-pm3zx 4 года назад +2

      Hasan Kothari his surname is king so it fits

    • @actualivory
      @actualivory 4 года назад +1

      TCFA I SCREAMED AT THIS LMFAOO

    • @motheriscool269
      @motheriscool269 4 года назад +1

      TCFA no “the return of king carson”.

  • @BadAtNames17
    @BadAtNames17 3 года назад +3458

    Sometimes I like to come back here and pretend that everything's fine.

    • @Danny-bc3ev
      @Danny-bc3ev 3 года назад +36

      Me too

    • @ham164cs
      @ham164cs 3 года назад +13

      I just hope he’s coming back

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 3 года назад +78

      @@ham164cs he might try but we can’t just pretend that what happened didn’t happen, a lot of people including me are never going to be able to look at him again without feeling slightly sick

    • @colbykitto4597
      @colbykitto4597 3 года назад +19

      It is, he just tweeted saying he’s almost back,I knew most of the stuff was bs.

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 3 года назад +15

      I feel like we shouldn’t just pretend that it didn’t happen

  • @thexerofaction4809
    @thexerofaction4809 4 года назад +661

    I believe that in one Misfits podcast, Swagger(I think) said, "The joke never ends with Carson... and I think that's part of what makes him so funny." This is most definitely true. The joke never ends with Carson, and even when he's going through a tough time, he remains positive and continues to crack jokes like normal. Carson is an absolute King. Love you, man. ❤👑

    • @TerraTekkit_Entertainment
      @TerraTekkit_Entertainment 4 года назад +2

      Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoe hurts

    • @TerraTekkit_Entertainment
      @TerraTekkit_Entertainment 4 года назад +1

      send the help?

    • @Skippercarlos5
      @Skippercarlos5 4 года назад +1

      TerraTekkit Entertainment - Try lighting McQueen crocs. Much better would recommend 10/10

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 года назад +3

      @@Skippercarlos5 honestly I prefer lightning McQueen slippers

    • @yellowmoron
      @yellowmoron 4 года назад +5

      Yesterday on Jawsh's stream he would make references like "Im tired be using for clout" and everytime i would laugh so fucking hard

  • @ahyena7153
    @ahyena7153 4 года назад +1524

    Carson's last name is true to him. He picked up his head like a King

    • @bradenking6648
      @bradenking6648 4 года назад +11

      Hey guys, so this may be a little awkward

    • @juicer3344
      @juicer3344 4 года назад +1

      Yikes

    • @Ahrceon
      @Ahrceon 4 года назад +1

      For future reference I was talking about the one the hyena made

    • @quive5705
      @quive5705 4 года назад +1

      1000th like, congrats!

  • @ClubbyBubby
    @ClubbyBubby 4 года назад +749

    Carson: *talks*
    Community: *everyone liked that*

  • @wobsonyt3841
    @wobsonyt3841 2 года назад +762

    I know it's probably not possible for Jschlatt and Carson to be friends again as they were before the drama, but I miss their relationship and the style of these vids ...
    Edit: I won't stop believing in their return

    • @roguerayquaza2547
      @roguerayquaza2547 Год назад +25

      He backstabbed Carson because of a stupid ass rumor.

    • @stevenzepeda5930
      @stevenzepeda5930 Год назад +64

      @@roguerayquaza2547
      Nah, Carson lied to him after trying to help him, times past now, but don’t get it twisted.

    • @itsbart4618
      @itsbart4618 Год назад +10

      @@roguerayquaza2547if helping someone damaged your career, then why would you carry on helping them, ESPECIALLY when your job requires people to have a positive view on you

    • @GotGooped
      @GotGooped Год назад +1

      @@itsbart4618 because ditching a friend for business reasons is a dick move??

    • @Mental_health_first
      @Mental_health_first 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@roguerayquaza2547 They have exchanged apologies and were, and I believe still are considering meeting back up and doing a session of Minecraft

  • @mushishroom3563
    @mushishroom3563 4 года назад +11048

    The king stood up smiling, let’s at least get him 1 million likes.

  • @Cybo-18
    @Cybo-18 4 года назад +430

    “I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.”
    This boy is petty and I love it.

    • @bobbyambrosino4836
      @bobbyambrosino4836 4 года назад +7

      C18 you gotta be petty because you can’t really do anything else

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 4 года назад +1

      Bobby Ambrosino True

    • @realesthuman
      @realesthuman 3 года назад +2

      This comment didn't age well.

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 3 года назад

      @@realesthuman BRUH 😂

    • @bluf1543
      @bluf1543 3 года назад

      @@Cybo-18 oh man

  • @afari1k
    @afari1k 4 года назад +574

    Carson: I hope nothing bad happen
    Also Carson: having Vietnam flashback

    • @S--ox1ig
      @S--ox1ig 4 года назад +1

      I also get flashbacks when i think about my Ex

    • @bxby._.c0h3n59
      @bxby._.c0h3n59 4 года назад +2

      M1A2 SEP Abrams main battle tank I get flashbacks from ThE NuMbErS mAsOn what do they mean

  • @AeonAdam
    @AeonAdam Год назад +139

    Seeing Josh and Carson having fun together just makes me sad now... it sucks so bad they still haven't gone back to being friends...

    • @LGamerr
      @LGamerr Год назад +2

      For real

    • @thefmehnater
      @thefmehnater Год назад +15

      It’s kinda understandable why he left Carson after watching Schlatt’s video about Carson. They’re probably never gonna reform the old group.

    • @cenfer9962
      @cenfer9962 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah it is sad, they made me laugh so hard bro, best dynamic on RUclips in a while

  • @MagniVibin
    @MagniVibin 4 года назад +2706

    "I thought he was my childhood hero, he's worse than Hitler" -Gayschlatt

    • @dotdot2319
      @dotdot2319 4 года назад +3

      what happened?

    • @casanovarock18
      @casanovarock18 4 года назад +9

      @@dotdot2319 watch the video.

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 4 года назад +1

      @Dot Dot watch the video.

    • @izoo1687
      @izoo1687 4 года назад

      Lmaoo

    • @Malviem
      @Malviem 4 года назад +2

      “iM GAY”

  • @reagantorrey69
    @reagantorrey69 4 года назад +713

    Carson: "I'm back."
    **The return of the King.**

    • @Ninadefr
      @Ninadefr 4 года назад +1

      Reagan Torrey 69th like

    • @Schwagg69
      @Schwagg69 4 года назад +2

      **Carson King**

    • @heberhurita6711
      @heberhurita6711 4 года назад +1

      He's the predecessor of PewDiePie

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 4 года назад +2

      Even better since i think Carsons full name is Carson King(I took this from Wikitubia so i dunno)

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 года назад +2

      bruh you stole my comment and got more likes 💀💀

  • @gradysheets5176
    @gradysheets5176 4 года назад +252

    Carson’s joke at the beginning made me feel soooo much better

  • @theseagullwithteeth116
    @theseagullwithteeth116 4 года назад +1131

    RUclips when no Carson: 💀
    RUclips when has Carson: 😃

    • @joseppiboomer
      @joseppiboomer 4 года назад +5

      Not funny..... but accurate

    • @rycrgarcia
      @rycrgarcia 4 года назад +4

      Carson with Kate: 😃
      Carson without Kate: ⚰️

    • @cristin1823
      @cristin1823 4 года назад +23

      Cereal when no Milk:🥛
      Cereal when has Milk:🍮

    • @ishaansingh2759
      @ishaansingh2759 4 года назад +14

      Rondarious Kirk bro don’t

    • @angel__king
      @angel__king 4 года назад +1

      Carson when has Content = TvT
      Carson when no content =

  • @lino3055
    @lino3055 4 года назад +1654

    We didn’t give enough praise to Big Lion so he brought the corona virus over us

    • @DaWormGod
      @DaWormGod 4 года назад +8

      Big lion knew, but the villagers didn't here the words of lion

    • @lilshiddy8443
      @lilshiddy8443 4 года назад +4

      You cycles it clearly was trollcopter

    • @Myguylookinfresh
      @Myguylookinfresh 4 года назад +6

      No you're all wrong. It was the Merciless Sun God

    • @dynamico6518
      @dynamico6518 4 года назад +6

      Oh no, please forgive us *B I G L I O N*

    • @aarja1193
      @aarja1193 4 года назад +3

      LurkingLino it was clearly Dasani water bottle

  • @kuick6814
    @kuick6814 4 года назад +1796

    Carson: *returns*
    Everyone: RETURN OF THE KING

  • @kyyay-yt
    @kyyay-yt 2 года назад +43

    walking into someone's base and saying "this house needs a corpse" is like the most powerful move i've ever seen

  • @arshadulmonir3589
    @arshadulmonir3589 4 года назад +5001

    “Let’s go for a million likes. Let’s shoot for the stars”
    *gets half a million in a day”

    • @velkro1112
      @velkro1112 4 года назад +17

      @I have an unbearably small penis, but who?

    • @okaminoxans3491
      @okaminoxans3491 4 года назад +106

      @@velkro1112 My dad. He owns 6 different yotube channels and he could beat up you're dad so i sugest u shut up

    • @gengarz77
      @gengarz77 4 года назад +1

      @@okaminoxans3491 kid i hope your lying cuz this comment is funny as heck

    • @appointeddisappointment9676
      @appointeddisappointment9676 4 года назад +4

      @@okaminoxans3491 *weird flex but ok*

    • @restra1nt170
      @restra1nt170 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @Dantetherium
    @Dantetherium 4 года назад +3083

    Carson’s the only person that makes 2 hours feel like 2 minutes

    • @AdamSielicki
      @AdamSielicki 4 года назад +35

      @@mitchellward5739 the "Yeet" at the end is an amazing ending..

    • @jasperzz2859
      @jasperzz2859 4 года назад +29

      Mitchell Ward I don’t wanna get r/wooshed here but I can’t tell If ur joking or not

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 4 года назад +26

      Mitchell Ward This is a copy pasta, right? It has to be...

    • @Dantetherium
      @Dantetherium 4 года назад +5

      Mitchell Ward yikes lol I didn’t even notice this.

    • @amazingamer360
      @amazingamer360 4 года назад +11

      @@mitchellward5739 Bad day?

  • @Cr1msoNGD
    @Cr1msoNGD 4 года назад +1813

    "Hey is your refrigerator running?"
    "No not that I know of"
    Then-n-n-n *CATCH IT*

    • @snage-thesnakemage
      @snage-thesnakemage 4 года назад +17

      Eh ah ah ah ah ah

    • @meetjanks4083
      @meetjanks4083 4 года назад +1

      caught it

    • @captainmurica4
      @captainmurica4 4 года назад +3

      Unusal Photo
      Carson’s shit: *Gone reduced to atoms*

    • @Bennieboy918
      @Bennieboy918 4 года назад +6

      Carson's break was too short I feel like hes going to snap and shake a child again

    • @meetjanks4083
      @meetjanks4083 4 года назад +1

      In the great words of Carson “stuck between an idiot and a rock place”

  • @guysholymoly
    @guysholymoly Год назад +26

    If you close your eyes and watch this. It's almost like nothing ever happened.

  • @tssgetrekt3820
    @tssgetrekt3820 4 года назад +2068

    Carson: “I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.”
    Carson: *Peers into the soul of 1 million viewers with that single stare.

    • @friendshipmilk
      @friendshipmilk 4 года назад

      fiibii Haha nice one dude!!!! 👍👍

    • @friedrice7876
      @friedrice7876 4 года назад +20

      Tss GetREKT *peers into the soul of Katerinos 8 boyfriends with a single stare

    • @u_idiotkid425
      @u_idiotkid425 4 года назад +1

      @@friedrice7876 lmfao

    • @Dead.channel388
      @Dead.channel388 4 года назад +3

      Tss GetREKT why does he look like slimecicle?

    • @thenegus5469
      @thenegus5469 4 года назад

      fiibii R kelly

  • @ollie9171
    @ollie9171 4 года назад +5507

    something about him has changed. he seems more confident now.

    • @Credit2Reddit
      @Credit2Reddit 4 года назад +265

      Socrates maybe therapy is helping

    • @drcakemd7114
      @drcakemd7114 4 года назад +401

      Even when something bad did happen, having a girlfriend for the first time tends to boost a man's confidence because it shows him its possible.

    • @ollie9171
      @ollie9171 4 года назад +89

      @@drcakemd7114 Very wise and very true.

    • @ipp64
      @ipp64 4 года назад +88

      arent you like dead omg old fart

    • @ollie9171
      @ollie9171 4 года назад +88

      @@ipp64 rude

  • @MilliwaysBartender
    @MilliwaysBartender 4 года назад +836

    "I've been thinking about committing insurance fraud."
    "My man!"

  • @collyod7751
    @collyod7751 3 года назад +22

    'I'm glad nothing bad happened while I was gone.'
    Biggest foreshadowing ever

  • @baldahahgsbxhsbadvsgv
    @baldahahgsbxhsbadvsgv 4 года назад +389

    "This is the original, he is my son."
    Quote from CallmeCarson----

  • @hellothere5871
    @hellothere5871 4 года назад +253

    "Only know you love him when you don't have him".
    -The internet

  • @mr.barrow7860
    @mr.barrow7860 2 месяца назад +10

    this video reminds me of simpler times

  • @Nicomelody
    @Nicomelody 4 года назад +221

    Carson: "It's ok, it's ok, I'm back :)"
    [Everyone liked that]

  • @moth2019
    @moth2019 3 года назад +81

    If his returning video isn't a "best of 2021" and just 1 hour of nothing with an occasional Minecraft cave noise, I'll be very upset

  • @Mr.Samoloth
    @Mr.Samoloth 4 года назад +461

    I just love how carson just returned after playing 8ball for like half a month

  • @alberth8125
    @alberth8125 4 года назад +3519

    Carson: posts a video
    Everyone: *The Return Of The King*

    • @gring6101
      @gring6101 4 года назад +25

      "The return of king King"

    • @CellyWelly
      @CellyWelly 4 года назад

      @@gring6101 ikr

    • @nautical4384
      @nautical4384 4 года назад

      Alberth but are we wrong that’s literally his last name lol

    • @CellyWelly
      @CellyWelly 4 года назад +5

      @Ronald McDonald your opinion doesn't matter

    • @gring6101
      @gring6101 4 года назад +2

      @Ronald McDonald Ok buddy

  • @webzter2661
    @webzter2661 4 года назад +671

    Carson: *graps and crawls out from his desk* "I'm back."
    Me: *yes son of Car has returned*

  • @ESP3DINA
    @ESP3DINA 3 года назад +32

    I'm gonna miss moments like this, but overall im glad Carson is back

  • @chavezshaw7390
    @chavezshaw7390 4 года назад +761

    Carson: "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone"
    Me: "7....."

  • @ObscureHuman
    @ObscureHuman 4 года назад +724

    Carson: i hope nothing bad happened while i was gone
    Everyone else: *ASCENDED*

  • @grizzlyber135
    @grizzlyber135 4 года назад +1163

    Carson: "I Hope nothing BAD happened"
    Me: Oh no, Oh no

    • @Momo-qr3mo
      @Momo-qr3mo 4 года назад +5

      Griffin Allen Katerino:...........

    • @vipsnap2707
      @vipsnap2707 4 года назад

      @@Momo-qr3mo ._.

    • @dipshtfckface6258
      @dipshtfckface6258 4 года назад +9

      He doesn't know pepelaugh
      He doesn't know pepelaugh
      He doesn't know pepelaugh

    • @Momo-qr3mo
      @Momo-qr3mo 4 года назад

      Vipsnap 😶

    • @Lukas-yt1mn
      @Lukas-yt1mn 4 года назад

      So did his gf cheat on him or
      Cuz I don't know and I want to know

  • @thegamingchance7531
    @thegamingchance7531 4 года назад +402

    Taking a break: *Kills most youtubers*
    Carson taking a break: *comes back harder and stronger*

  • @IsaArts2930
    @IsaArts2930 4 года назад +314

    3:51 "I did not quite catch that, can you repeat that for me?"
    *_Schlatt rages in the ⁴th dimension_*

    • @kdk856
      @kdk856 4 года назад +1

      IsaAnimates / Draws 🙄

  • @triplef533
    @triplef533 4 года назад +600

    Dolphins have returned to Venice. Meanwhile on RUclips:

    • @jacobsmokez
      @jacobsmokez 4 года назад

      I thought that burnt down yo

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад

      jacobsmokez Lmao thought it became atlantic

    • @donpepe64
      @donpepe64 4 года назад

      Carson is the dolphin of RUclips

  • @gabe2533
    @gabe2533 3 года назад +16

    Carson: I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone
    This folks is what we in the industry call foreshadowing

  • @3ggsauce
    @3ggsauce 4 года назад +247

    When Carson be back, it’s like cereal when haves milk

    • @sunjamin99
      @sunjamin99 4 года назад

      Lea Mijatovic it do be like it do be doing be do

    • @FangzwithaZ
      @FangzwithaZ 4 года назад

      Fnaf more like Fucker Never Ate Flakes

  • @rypk2480
    @rypk2480 4 года назад +3383

    This is probably one of the best like-dislike ratios I've ever seen

    • @diamondore8039
      @diamondore8039 4 года назад +30

      As of April 25 it is 294-1

    • @xfatalnation5401
      @xfatalnation5401 4 года назад +34

      Diamond Ore as of April 25 it is 588k-1.8k

    • @diamondore8039
      @diamondore8039 4 года назад +10

      xFaTaL NaTioN I rounded 1.8 to 2 and halfed 588

    • @TheRealPattyD
      @TheRealPattyD 4 года назад +3

      21 percent of the views as of now

    • @diamondore8039
      @diamondore8039 4 года назад +3

      The dislikes have gone down there were 1.8 but now it’s 1.7

  • @DeiDrei
    @DeiDrei Год назад +42

    Thank you editors for editing

  • @Cupwins
    @Cupwins 4 года назад +3616

    Carson: “1 million likes?!”
    Us: “Our king has spoken.”

    • @arandomhostage3005
      @arandomhostage3005 4 года назад +2

      Frogmire who hurt you?

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 4 года назад +1

      almost there : [x][x][x][x][0][0][0][0][0][0]

    • @burrito5673
      @burrito5673 4 года назад +2

      @@Datmeega Are you ok bro?

    • @WithoutNameVR
      @WithoutNameVR 4 года назад +1

      Frogmire why do I feel you aren’t joking and you are taking this channel seriously

    • @jessee2859
      @jessee2859 4 года назад +1

      Frogmire what u said sounded like a 7 year old 😂

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 4 года назад +1091

    Only Carson and his friends make someone being in a box genuinely hilarious.

    • @mmandible5470
      @mmandible5470 4 года назад +9

      Let’s not forget the metal gear solid franchise

    • @poisonshadow317
      @poisonshadow317 4 года назад +1

      Or that spongebob episode

    • @grungaloo2536
      @grungaloo2536 4 года назад +3

      It took me an hour and 17 minutes to get this joke

    • @Grammar_police420
      @Grammar_police420 4 года назад +1

      I mean what about human sex trafficking?

    • @devenjohnson53
      @devenjohnson53 4 года назад +1

      ARipeBanana SMOSH DID IT mr box please tell me y’all remember that PLESSE

  • @testname4464
    @testname4464 4 года назад +320

    Remember: Carson is the only King that matters.

  • @mercyteeq4300
    @mercyteeq4300 3 года назад +9

    Man no matter what happens I’m still gonna watch his vids

  • @Joaquin454_
    @Joaquin454_ 4 года назад +1101

    During the Quarantine: *People praying*
    Carson: I have arise and heard your prayers my children

  • @cristovalflores4048
    @cristovalflores4048 4 года назад +2143

    He says “let’s get 1 million likes” like it’s a joke but he’s fr going to hit it mark my words

    • @cosmiccow4960
      @cosmiccow4960 4 года назад +3

      Yeah the video hasn’t even hit 1 million views yet also And were already 1/3 there

    • @noodlez666
      @noodlez666 4 года назад

      Hopefully not

    • @haydencf3
      @haydencf3 4 года назад

      this is a stupid comment

    • @krook7197
      @krook7197 4 года назад +1

      Just placing this comment so I find this easier

    • @buttbutt6917
      @buttbutt6917 4 года назад +5

      He still hasn’t hit it

  • @AdamsYoutubeAccount
    @AdamsYoutubeAccount 4 года назад +5354

    The King wants 1 million likes and he will get 1 million likes.

    • @PidgeonRoost
      @PidgeonRoost 4 года назад +26

      Sloth Gaming I can’t tell if you’re just saying his proper title or a pun for his last name, but I love it

    • @harryrappell2214
      @harryrappell2214 4 года назад +8

      Hell yea, am gonna get all of my accounts to like this video

    • @pizzaparker6666
      @pizzaparker6666 4 года назад +3

      He got 70k likes in 36 minutes. He will definitely get 1 mil likes

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +2

      The way the likes are going I'm pretty sure he's going to reach 1 million likes

    • @randomking420
      @randomking420 4 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @veryrare18
    @veryrare18 3 года назад +248

    Can we just say fuck the “drama” Carson still the goat

    • @unusuallyoddacademy3401
      @unusuallyoddacademy3401 3 года назад +4

      YEP

    • @ZtU2455
      @ZtU2455 3 года назад +8

      this.
      i didn't read much into it, but i still enjoy his content, and always will

    • @katwillard_
      @katwillard_ 3 года назад +15

      i enjoy his content but what he did was wrong

    • @trashgaming3666
      @trashgaming3666 3 года назад +1

      Hero’s are forgotten, but legends live forever. We all know what one Carson is.

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 3 года назад +7

      I wouldn’t call it drama. Because it’s highly serious. He was funny as fuck but now there’s just an uncomfortable feeling whenever I hear his name.

  • @RedHex138
    @RedHex138 4 года назад +2013

    CallmeCarson: *returns after a long break*
    Everyone: The return of the king

    • @bigazeitona4574
      @bigazeitona4574 4 года назад +15

      I mean his name IS carson king after all!

    • @marmqr
      @marmqr 4 года назад +3

      Literally

    • @jackchristensen5324
      @jackchristensen5324 4 года назад

      i was on my way to type those exact words

    • @j_s_g
      @j_s_g 4 года назад +1

      Quite literally

    • @josephyoseph
      @josephyoseph 4 года назад +1

      hahaha I get the joke

  • @mushroorn
    @mushroorn 4 года назад +495

    This does put a smile on my face.

  • @heyitsbappo
    @heyitsbappo 4 года назад +212

    Carson's laugh is the solution to everything

  • @seanbuzzard4478
    @seanbuzzard4478 Месяц назад +5

    Man this reminds me of simpler times

  • @r4shaunnn928
    @r4shaunnn928 4 года назад +11487

    He came back with a smile, let's all come together and give him a million likes.

    • @hannie2122
      @hannie2122 4 года назад +23

      Nightmare Freddy YT
      I agree

    • @Julicxre
      @Julicxre 4 года назад +37

      are you the real nightmare freddy

    • @hannie2122
      @hannie2122 4 года назад +9

      You failed the good vibes check
      Oh the irony of your name...
      hence you were the one who failed the checking of the vibes 😔😔

    • @r4shaunnn928
      @r4shaunnn928 4 года назад +4

      @@Julicxre nope I'm his twin brother

    • @FourFor4
      @FourFor4 4 года назад +2

      He deserves it.

  • @Jojo-ef4us
    @Jojo-ef4us 4 года назад +843

    Seeing Carson fail is like Wyoming
    Wyoming doesn't exist

  • @tredohtv
    @tredohtv 3 года назад +8

    thanks for showing me the light when things were shitty, im gonna miss your amazing, hilarious content. hope you come back carson.

  • @urliverismine8677
    @urliverismine8677 4 года назад +358

    Carson: I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone!
    Community: *is on a rampage*

    • @sandshark2
      @sandshark2 4 года назад +2

      prestonipepperoni A Crusade to reclaim Carson’s happiness

    • @trafficlight5127
      @trafficlight5127 4 года назад

      Traffic light

    • @kkuhn
      @kkuhn 4 года назад

      a gross public display of idiocy and general self-absorption, give it up you fanatical freaks

  • @SWnerdGUY
    @SWnerdGUY 4 года назад +3024

    Carson: This'll be up for a while, it'll hit a million likes eventually
    The like counter day 1: 400k

    • @MercyVale
      @MercyVale 4 года назад +18

      12 hours later...... _We did it boys._

    • @nethermaster7744
      @nethermaster7744 4 года назад +10

      the day isn't over...

    • @1nickyross
      @1nickyross 4 года назад +3

      Bruh, I bet someone gonna come in and go like: *_LeTs nOt uSe tHiS FoRmAt_*

    • @thesaucehub
      @thesaucehub 4 года назад +2

      You been up for 2 hours 808 likes

    • @Azuressunset
      @Azuressunset 4 года назад

      Im surprised no one typed "its [current number] now" yet

  • @tristencuda3424
    @tristencuda3424 2 года назад +15

    Still one of the funniest videos on the internet.

  • @nox_porphyrogene
    @nox_porphyrogene 4 года назад +2209

    I feel like this changes drastically every time I see it

    • @adc4836
      @adc4836 4 года назад +20

      Chaos King you’re not the only one

    • @puddle3551
      @puddle3551 4 года назад +4

      Omgosh ikr

    • @napple2902
      @napple2902 4 года назад +22

      I KNOW LIKE I WATCHED IT BEFORE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING NEW BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT

    • @umbra880
      @umbra880 4 года назад

      It does

    • @ToyotaPrius-dx5uu
      @ToyotaPrius-dx5uu 4 года назад +1

      It does 0-o

  • @softstair
    @softstair 3 года назад +8

    this feels like watching a video of your wedding after your divorce

  • @J_dnvg
    @J_dnvg Год назад +11

    Ah yes.
    The Simpler Times. As ive been told.

  • @jujutheegoat
    @jujutheegoat 4 года назад +318

    Video should be called “The Rise of Jschlatt”

  • @_Xino_
    @_Xino_ 4 года назад +430

    Best Of CallMeCarson 2020: Return Of The King

    • @cheek1983
      @cheek1983 4 года назад

      Tyler Hopper of Carson King

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 4 года назад

      he's the Big Lion King

    • @lukaszkuzma3784
      @lukaszkuzma3784 4 года назад

      No. HE WAS NEVER GONE

    • @ralphboi
      @ralphboi 4 года назад

      Long WANG the king!

  • @oughie7683
    @oughie7683 4 года назад +1451

    Its ok Carson cats only have nine lives, let nature do the rest.

  • @theskyisntfallingdown1831
    @theskyisntfallingdown1831 4 года назад +833

    Carson’s laugh is the best thing about his stupid ass comedy. Also this is the best video I’ve watched in a long time so thank you

    • @milkmangreg871
      @milkmangreg871 4 года назад +10

      The wheeze is a nice touch as well

    • @zynrchkll
      @zynrchkll 4 года назад +3

      It sounds like his esophagus turned into a blender and a hamster is trying to escape

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 4 года назад

      zayne i dont like that you thought of that

  • @honghonk685
    @honghonk685 4 года назад +933

    carson: 1 million likes?
    *Your wish is our command, king.*

    • @polaltestomas1072
      @polaltestomas1072 4 года назад +4

      We fail as Carson's comunity if we don't get this video to 1 million, it's the least we have to do rn, show him our support. Stay strong king

    • @harryc9408
      @harryc9408 4 года назад +1

      The dislikes are Kate fans

    • @8bitgdhaxz
      @8bitgdhaxz 4 года назад

      King, Carson King

  • @operatorsenko8291
    @operatorsenko8291 3 года назад +8

    He's coming back lads, the man is finally coming back

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 4 года назад +1451

    Everyone: _”did you die?”_
    C a r m s o m: *sadly yes*
    *BUT I LIVED*

  • @karismichelle5842
    @karismichelle5842 4 года назад +1596

    I think Carson actually seems like a genuine person with a lot of friends and a variety of content. He seems like an actually good guy and is GENUINELY really funny as opposed to just being offensive for the shock factor.

    • @averys1738
      @averys1738 4 года назад +52

      Yeah I’m tired of the stupid “mean = funny” trend.

    • @Popo-hn6of
      @Popo-hn6of 3 года назад +33

      I read this as the clip of him grating the butter knife across the plate and laughing maniacally with echo on played in the backround. Made it 1000 times better

    • @FlorianFlorian573
      @FlorianFlorian573 3 года назад +14

      He’s definitely one of the funniest content creators. Up there with jschlatt and wilbur soot

    • @charliedvb
      @charliedvb 3 года назад +3

      @@FlorianFlorian573 the trio

    • @pineily
      @pineily 3 года назад

      Yes! He's so genuine, he's so cool!!

  • @jakebustillos9
    @jakebustillos9 Месяц назад +5

    man this was simpler times almost

  • @finalnamechange1820
    @finalnamechange1820 4 года назад +982

    1mil likes roughly equals 20 gold coins... seem suspicious?? He’s trying to get a bucket of the very berry cram

    • @Karizmatyc
      @Karizmatyc 4 года назад +24

      Nick Munoz it is like the berry cram, but very

    • @genericviewer8517
      @genericviewer8517 4 года назад +18

      It was laid in the sun for a fortnite

    • @jrenwick348
      @jrenwick348 4 года назад +14

      harder than steel

    • @samskordi6079
      @samskordi6079 4 года назад +2

      I prefer very berry marc

    • @mimibear3662
      @mimibear3662 4 года назад

      it comes by the bucket

  • @hsimone
    @hsimone 4 года назад +3572

    I've seen so many people say, "Pick up your crown, King"
    Why?
    He never dropped it.
    Edit: wow this aged very poorly, mans shattered that shit

  • @CubbyTheConMan
    @CubbyTheConMan 4 года назад +1601

    "Best of CallMeCarson"
    literally the third thing he shows: child abuse

  • @wktryj
    @wktryj 3 года назад +9

    I miss carson, one of the youtubers I enjoyed a lot. I still hope there will be a time that I can watch his content again.

  • @THATRANDOMDUDE99999
    @THATRANDOMDUDE99999 4 года назад +1331

    "Is your refrigerator running?"
    "No, not at the moment."
    "Well then- *descends to the 9th circle of hell* catch it!"

  • @nervousyoungclem
    @nervousyoungclem 4 года назад +231

    And they say sequels aren’t better than the original..

  • @toxiccorl878
    @toxiccorl878 3 года назад +5

    The sausage Sammy bit is honestly one of my favorite bits it’s insanity and it’s great

  • @insertname3597
    @insertname3597 4 года назад +4279

    Dude really just a good guy he kept fitzs clips in and doesn’t hold grudges (edit: nvm fitz was actually the good guy in the end. i retract what i said about carson)

    • @Rin-mn3nn
      @Rin-mn3nn 4 года назад +221

      Insert Name he prolly understood that fitz made a big mistake

    • @cristinacastro6538
      @cristinacastro6538 4 года назад +21

      what happened ? sorry i don’t really keep up with his content

    • @infinitehwd2103
      @infinitehwd2103 4 года назад +243

      @@cristinacastro6538 katerino cheated on carson with fitz and she has like 15 more boy friends

    • @f0ur_f1ngers91
      @f0ur_f1ngers91 4 года назад +280

      @@infinitehwd2103 or as twomad said it "6 niggas"

    • @jakerecharte4442
      @jakerecharte4442 4 года назад +81

      @@f0ur_f1ngers91 8 now

  • @NotTimSoStopAsking
    @NotTimSoStopAsking 3 года назад +11

    39:14 saving a timestamp of the cram salesman so i can recommend him to my DM as a merchant/npc in our next DnD campaign

  • @M4SKED2001
    @M4SKED2001 4 года назад +576

    Carson:
    "I'm gonna shake a child! Come here"
    *Grabs child and viciously shakes him*

    • @ehodovic
      @ehodovic 4 года назад +9

      He’s lots of things, but ain’t a liar

    • @ScrambledNotEgg
      @ScrambledNotEgg 4 года назад +2

      I watched the video I saw it thanks

  • @aoinabisapostle1stapostleo363
    @aoinabisapostle1stapostleo363 3 года назад +94

    Lets make his dreams of 1 million likes become true, we are so close.

  • @strawhatshiba1132
    @strawhatshiba1132 4 года назад +289

    I'm so happy that Carson is doing better

    • @erenfroger5356
      @erenfroger5356 4 года назад

      bruh, youve have some a stack of like. lets us snort the Peppa Pig for a moment

    • @DarthFox
      @DarthFox 4 года назад

      @@erenfroger5356 Carson be the 8 ball king on twitter

    • @amongus-nm7gk
      @amongus-nm7gk 4 года назад

      What happened to him? I haven't watched this channel in like a year

    • @skyblahblah..
      @skyblahblah.. 4 года назад

      @@amongus-nm7gk then you havent been on the internet either

    • @lurking5784
      @lurking5784 4 года назад

      @@amongus-nm7gk big bad relationship but no witch hunt

  • @Flame26667
    @Flame26667 4 года назад +260

    You can really tell that Carson is a genuine person

    • @somesharkbait8383
      @somesharkbait8383 4 года назад +10

      Idk man i thought he was a robot comedy generator

    • @VeeRoxy
      @VeeRoxy 4 года назад +2

      He is seriously r e a l

    • @qquanzaa
      @qquanzaa 4 года назад +1

      he’s so down to earth, can’t help but love the guy

  • @GyroFox
    @GyroFox 3 года назад +7

    Just came back to watch this again, can't wait for more fun times now that he's coming back.
    I feel happy for him that he's able to get back on his feet.
    Also, it's getting kinda close to 1M likes, that'll be cool to see.

  • @tusheerdatt3441
    @tusheerdatt3441 4 года назад +232

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone"
    Carson,we love you King

  • @arbitrarytuba6498
    @arbitrarytuba6498 4 года назад +371

    Crazy how little Schlatt and Carson have known eachother

    • @MayW15663
      @MayW15663 4 года назад +55

      You know me

    • @bryanperez7471
      @bryanperez7471 4 года назад +15

      Darin Wong I want him gone

    • @umeloid
      @umeloid 4 года назад +19

      you know me carson