@thepack12341 She's not "just a great joke teller" she is an inspiration to thousands and thousands or gay women, not to mention the thousands and thousands of other non-gay woman, men, kids, people from all around the world, of differen ages/races/religions/orientations etc. She is one of the biggest stars ever; not for wrong reasons, but for all the right reasons, she stands up for hope and a better tomorrow. I've actually never head of George Carlin lol.
@BlackChinca I see what you're saying, but gay pride really isn't about trying to stand out and act/look like the opposite gender. Its just about being proud of being yourself and promoting the acceptance of homosexuality in today's society. Really, I don't see Ellen dressing up in overly-guyish clothes, and thats most of her show. Plus thats a stereotype, which again may be further overcome by more acceptance. Just my thoughts...
Interesting argument below there. However I don't really feel the aggression between you two, I'll throw in my two cents and say this Gay pride is simply an offset of the repression they have faced. Whether they get married or adopt doesn't matter, its the moral respect they should earn from it that matters. I don't see why they should be modest until the time comes when gays are looked to as simply another image of normal.
And just who is it who thinks they have a problem, you or them? Already you have labeled homosexuality as a curse. Your judgment is already passed. You've transcended belief and moved into bigotry, prejudice, and hatred. If someone wants your "help," they can come find you. You have made your presence known and those who have been searching for someone like you for help know how to contact you. For the rest of us who just find you sad and degrading, please pack up and move on. Thanks.
can i just say that rocraque is horribly misrepresenting christians and i am so sorry for that. please don't think that all christians are like him/her. i understand if you do though, i just want all of y'all to know that true christians care about one another and do not try and shove their beliefs down your throats. again i'm so sorry and God bless. p.s. i know my username might confuse a few lol i made this account when i was little and very immature and haven't gotten around to changing it.
You want to see something funny? Have you heard of 'Flight of the Conchords'? They're amazing. They can play music and sing a hilarious song/story. If you go to my account and check out my favourites, you'll see a video called: 'Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It', just check it out. Also: 'The Humans are Dead'. Tell me what you think.
Agreed. I am Christian and I have no problems with other people being gay. I actually have several friends who are and I actually like that about them. Some people just really need to see each other's opinions and preferences and respect that, just like good people do. Imposing your beliefs on others is not being a good person, no matter how someone sees it.
Hmm, I guess you're right. I didn't think about it like that. It's just that I was watching Dave Chappelle right before this video, and the contrast really hit me. All you people didn't have to give me a thumbs down, I was merely stating my opinion and as I mentioned before-I'm not sexist.
She is so great!!! It's a real pleasure to see her on stage! She is so sensitive, funny and interesting! I hope that she is really happy and I wish her a lot of happiness with her wonderful wife! She is who she is and I love her for that :)! Sorry for my english, I'm Belgian :)!
I challenge you to be a good Christian and observe the 10 Commandments. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor." There are gay Christians who have long accepted Christ and does His good work. Do not condemn and judge, instead learn to love and forsake you bigotry.
Personally, I think this is just sad. Love your neighbor as your brother, huh? Unless your neighbor is gay. Very sad to have such a narrow view on the beauty and diversity of the world. I appreciate you have your views but please, keep them to yourself.
yeah I like all three; Robin Williams, Ellen and Murphy (even he IS a sovinistic big BUT still funny!). It´s like balancing with the cursing part. Im not anticursing-person, but I bet I´d get bored if EVERY comedian would curse like hell everytime :/
I love Ellen! Even if I had her talent to be funny, I would get all worried about making the gay jokes but as the viewer I'm totally at ease. She doesn't jump over that part of her, nor does she declare it, y'know?
Is Degenereres really Ellen's real last name? I always thought her name was a play on words Like Ellen The Generious and I use to think wow It's so great she must be a great Humanitarian LMAO
@CryHavocDogsOfWar exactly, Let's just hope one day, hopefully soon, it won't matter, and there will be no need to mention it. It will just be a fact like having blue or green or brown or hazel eyes
Ignore him. Ignorance will always be amongst humanity. Ingorance is the reason humanity is falling. He shines with the best of the ignorant. So don't pay attention to him. Maybe his breed will die off...
Why do people have to bring the gay BS into every other sentence about Ellen??? She's always been talented, and a hilarious comedian, WELL before anyone knew she was gay, Jesus people.
her comedy isnt directed towards 13 year olds - its just the few intelligent 13 year olds like yourselves that actually understand everything shes saying .. the rest just dont get it
Love Ellen! So funny, such a great personality. I like all kinds of stand up, but she's one of those comedians that doesn't have to swear to make her material funny.
Procrastinates, can't focus on some other person's conversation, craves attention, has a way with words, admires nature. God how I wish I met her straight twin sister...
today i feel like i ahve a small fever and iv been watching ellen degeneres and watching her comedy it makes me feel better! makes me laugh alot!! ellen you rock!!!!
she said she had not started the show but seriously, she was making the crowd laugh and laugh and laugh!! she had already started the show! lol! she's amazing
damn it! i so like this...i got a college paper to do...i don't know why i'm watching this (again)....but now i have to see all the parts, so...so sad...XD
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to this day i cant use a public restroom w/o thinking of the pickle claw
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i wish she acted more. she's just got a good sense of comedic timing.
ellen, PLEASE do standup again!
"What happened to our leader?!"
"...smokers teeth!" LMAO :D
hmm.. ive watched a lot of stand up over the last years and im really sorry to all her fans, but i didnt really laugh 1 single time..
One of the funniest people ever. Thats just it.
Ellen is kick ass. One of the few comedy shows that gets me laughing till I cry.
@thepack12341 She's not "just a great joke teller" she is an inspiration to thousands and thousands or gay women, not to mention the thousands and thousands of other non-gay woman, men, kids, people from all around the world, of differen ages/races/religions/orientations etc. She is one of the biggest stars ever; not for wrong reasons, but for all the right reasons, she stands up for hope and a better tomorrow. I've actually never head of George Carlin lol.
@BlackChinca
I see what you're saying, but gay pride really isn't about trying to stand out and act/look like the opposite gender. Its just about being proud of being yourself and promoting the acceptance of homosexuality in today's society. Really, I don't see Ellen dressing up in overly-guyish clothes, and thats most of her show. Plus thats a stereotype, which again may be further overcome by more acceptance. Just my thoughts...
Interesting argument below there. However I don't really feel the aggression between you two, I'll throw in my two cents and say this
Gay pride is simply an offset of the repression they have faced. Whether they get married or adopt doesn't matter, its the moral respect they should earn from it that matters. I don't see why they should be modest until the time comes when gays are looked to as simply another image of normal.
And just who is it who thinks they have a problem, you or them? Already you have labeled homosexuality as a curse. Your judgment is already passed. You've transcended belief and moved into bigotry, prejudice, and hatred. If someone wants your "help," they can come find you. You have made your presence known and those who have been searching for someone like you for help know how to contact you. For the rest of us who just find you sad and degrading, please pack up and move on. Thanks.
can i just say that rocraque is horribly misrepresenting christians and i am so sorry for that. please don't think that all christians are like him/her. i understand if you do though, i just want all of y'all to know that true christians care about one another and do not try and shove their beliefs down your throats.
again i'm so sorry and God bless.
p.s. i know my username might confuse a few lol i made this account when i was little and very immature and haven't gotten around to changing it.
You want to see something funny? Have you heard of 'Flight of the Conchords'? They're amazing. They can play music and sing a hilarious song/story. If you go to my account and check out my favourites, you'll see a video called: 'Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It', just check it out. Also: 'The Humans are Dead'. Tell me what you think.
Agreed. I am Christian and I have no problems with other people being gay. I actually have several friends who are and I actually like that about them. Some people just really need to see each other's opinions and preferences and respect that, just like good people do. Imposing your beliefs on others is not being a good person, no matter how someone sees it.
I saw this, clicked, and forgot what I was doing before...darn.
Hmm, I guess you're right. I didn't think about it like that. It's just that I was watching Dave Chappelle right before this video, and the contrast really hit me. All you people didn't have to give me a thumbs down, I was merely stating my opinion and as I mentioned before-I'm not sexist.
She is so great!!! It's a real pleasure to see her on stage! She is so sensitive, funny and interesting! I hope that she is really happy and I wish her a lot of happiness with her wonderful wife!
She is who she is and I love her for that :)!
Sorry for my english, I'm Belgian :)!
I challenge you to be a good Christian and observe the 10 Commandments. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor." There are gay Christians who have long accepted Christ and does His good work. Do not condemn and judge, instead learn to love and forsake you bigotry.
Personally, I think this is just sad. Love your neighbor as your brother, huh? Unless your neighbor is gay. Very sad to have such a narrow view on the beauty and diversity of the world. I appreciate you have your views but please, keep them to yourself.
yeah I like all three; Robin Williams, Ellen and Murphy (even he IS a sovinistic big BUT still funny!). It´s like balancing with the cursing part. Im not anticursing-person, but I bet I´d get bored if EVERY comedian would curse like hell everytime :/
I love Ellen!
Even if I had her talent to be funny, I would get all worried about making the gay jokes but as the viewer I'm totally at ease.
She doesn't jump over that part of her, nor does she declare it, y'know?
Is Degenereres really Ellen's real last name? I always thought her name was a play on words Like Ellen The Generious and I use to think wow It's so great she must be a great Humanitarian LMAO
@CryHavocDogsOfWar exactly, Let's just hope one day, hopefully soon, it won't matter, and there will be no need to mention it. It will just be a fact like having blue or green or brown or hazel eyes
Ignore him. Ignorance will always be amongst humanity. Ingorance is the reason humanity is falling. He shines with the best of the ignorant. So don't pay attention to him. Maybe his breed will die off...
Why do people have to bring the gay BS into every other sentence about Ellen??? She's always been talented, and a hilarious comedian, WELL before anyone knew she was gay, Jesus people.
her comedy isnt directed towards 13 year olds - its just the few intelligent 13 year olds like yourselves that actually understand everything shes saying .. the rest just dont get it
Love Ellen! So funny, such a great personality. I like all kinds of stand up, but she's one of those comedians that doesn't have to swear to make her material funny.
Procrastinates, can't focus on some other person's conversation, craves attention, has a way with words, admires nature.
God how I wish I met her straight twin sister...
today i feel like i ahve a small fever and iv been watching ellen degeneres and watching her comedy it makes me feel better! makes me laugh alot!! ellen you rock!!!!
she said she had not started the show but seriously, she was making the crowd laugh and laugh and laugh!! she had already started the show! lol! she's amazing
damn it! i so like this...i got a college paper to do...i don't know why i'm watching this (again)....but now i have to see all the parts, so...so sad...XD
:P I can still watch Ellen's specials after having seen them a million times and STILL have tears rolling down my face. She's just so freaking funny.
@rasharkein1 well anyone who has the time to tell you that you have too much time on your hands must have way too much time on theirs too, right?
@hippiegirl1968 yes but abuse would fall under illegal, being sick of eachother or wanting to screw other people are some big factors in divorce.
please, see a psychotherapist, he can try to undo the indoctrination that was tragically imposed upon you.
V_V may your sanity rest in peace
"I have that about it, does that mean I'm gay? I'm not gay... is that how they get us?!" HAHAHA my favorite part, she's amazing!! :)
"Otherwise some people might leave here tonight going 'she didn't do anything gay. she's not gay! What happened to our leader?!?' "
'I told you this would happen, we're not gonna understand a word of this' worryingly, there are people out there like that :)
@Myiuth145
God doesn't hate her. It is the dissillusioned who currupt religion and use religion the wrong way that hate her.
I really do wish people greeted me like that when I got to work...that would certainly start the day off on the right foot! :)
i tell them they have no clue what they are talking about if they dont like her... but what can you do? they are missing out
I love how she can still be so funny and not offend a certain group, race, gender etc. or cursing, I really respect that.
lol.. if you have this on dvd... why are you looking it up now?? lol...
forgot you also needed a dvd player...haha joke
@mooflac alright.. someone has an attitude problem. no need to freak out about tiny things that dont even make sense
@rach0babe you make it sound like only gay people are allowed at her stand ups. or that only gay people enjoy them.
Dang seriously if people would just take the time to ;isten to this woman thay would see how brilliant she is...
i may not be gay or anything but i think she is hilarious, because she doesnt use sexual references, or cursing
i know but everyone else was saying they were gay so i was just stating that people who arent gay can like her.
I used to work for a paint manufacturer and we would have contests to come up with the paint color names :o)
"why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk." :D
i haye how all these comments have devolved away from how a good comedian she is to how she is a lesbian.
She reminds me of Dane Cook. They speak about stuff that we THINK about, but never really talk about!!!!
@ 3:20..."She didn't do anything gay... she's not our leader...WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEADER??????" LOL
Okay, okay I made a mistake, I admit it. So why are people giving me a thumbs down for not being sexist?
i love ellen...i look up too her and my boyfriend cory loves her as well...we watch her show religiously
Ellen is one of my top five stand up comics. Very well written routines, especially the last few.
funny how people post comments as if they were really talking to her... this isnt her channel btw....
"I was petting the cat for about.. hmm.. idont know... 45 minutes.."
Ellen is by far the best :D
HHAAHA
"WE'RE ALL GAY!!!"
ahh why doesn't everyone get over the fact that she's gay!!
UGH grow up
@laurencefoxisawesome she's DE GENERES. haha see what I did therrrrr. the generous..degeneres ;D
@EGMAG AMEN.
@hippiegirl1968 if they were really worried about the santity of marrage they would outlaw divorce
Omg this is like the 30th time i watched this show literally.
I have it on dvd so 30 +30=60 times
Thanks for posting. I wish more people in the world were like Ellen. It would be a nicer place.
YOU MEAN THE BIBLE DOESN'T LIKE GAY SEX?! I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!
@april2026 but without all the cussing lol...which proves you can be funny without profanity
:] blow up dolls don't really work for a lesbian... But hey people like you can dream right?
i don't care
if shes that's her
choice its between her and God
This lady is FUNNY!!!!!!
It took me a long time to get the music food jokes groups Meatloaf, The Cranberrys, & Bread.
Go Ellen!!! We all know the beautiful fight she puts up!!! Thank you... you are our voice
im 16, im the only one i know in real life who thinks she's funny... i just dont get it
lol appaerently you havent seen her one about sex dolls, and being naked and arrested!
One of the funniest and nicest people in hollywood! Only if everyone were like Ellen!
favorite comedians: Ellen Degeneres, Dane Cook, Sinbad, Jeff Dunham, Liz Feldman. :)
Love Ellen forever! Trailblazer, hysterical comedian, and all around amazing woman.
You people dont get it... Shes is funny.. gay doesnt have anything to do with it!
I'm sorry, I'm not sexist, but she's not funny when compared to male comedians.
"They think we're gay because we're here"? LOL
she cracks me up.. i love ellen
Hahahaha wow throwing around stereotypes....you are official on the FAIL boat.
"seriously though, if you're here, you're probably gay" LOL!! that was good!
Jeez man, are you back again? Please stop the ridiculous insults and move on.
Hilarious! What is it she keeps looking up at in the first half of the video?
so true! I love her too. she's such an inspiration to everyone in the world!
I love her! Amazing comedian, and may I say congrats on the wedding!! :):)
I've been tring to find her trip and run skit.. anyone know where it is
"WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEADER?"
Hahaha I love her. She IS our leader.
"shes not our leader! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEADER!?"
Hahah LOVE HER!
@anthonymares711 theyre prolly pot heads... its prettys ad actually...
...and then I watched ellen on youtube... (talk about procrastination)
"She's not our leader, what happened to our leader?!"
Best line ever.
im gay and u ellen are my idol XD hehehe 30 peopel missed Like it
who ever told ellen she was funny clearly needs to stop lying to her
she is awsome. she will forever remian as the most hilarious person!
mad, well i love roasting marshmellows on the fire so i'm all gooood.
I am not gay but I still like her - can I still watch the show? ;-)
doors carpenters and nine inch nails?!
"does that mean i'm gay?"
"I'm not gay".
hahahahaha thats funny
I used to have a crush on her until I found out she liked girls.
i am gay....wait no....okay yay i am but i love ellen no the less