I love comedians like ellen..those who doesnt curse or say racist remarks in order to get a laugh. The best ones are the ones who keep it clean and talk about realistic things.
When she talks about drifting away in conversation I realized thats exactly what I do... And I forget names. That makes parties and social situations so awkward XD
If you want don't want to make love to someone of the same sex as yourself, the solution is very simple. Don't. To hold the Bible to hide behind one, maybe two, verses in the entire book to further your own agenda is a cowardly thing to do and it gives every other Christian a bad name. People have different opinions. Accept this and live Your Life happily. God Bless. P.S. This is massively long, yes, and I apologize but RUclips is still kind of...odd to me. Darn 500 word limit! Thanks and ta ta!
That maybe how they feel about it but my friends didn`t choose to be gay or bi, I don`t choose to be straight. Some people can doubt their sexuality and then belive that they choosed it. I`m not walking away from this but it`s 23:20 at night here & we got diffrent views so this can go on & on which I actually think is silly over RUclips. Good Night
sorry, this is a really stupid question to ask, but i was wondering. i'm not english speaking and abbreviations aren't that clear to me. i often read lmao, so i looked it up. and... ahm... i don't get what sense it makes standing allone for itself. can anyone explain it to me, please? :)) (i'm serious...)
no u have fun with your almost 7 languages:), isn´t that why you took the time to study them? it´s not a silly competition. i don´t really know why we´re having this dumb conversation. i hope u get to travel lots so you get some use out of your knowledge, i know i´ll keep up the travelling it´s great. well you take care now. no bad feelings i just thought it was a bit weird to down on someone just because they´re trying. bye bye you take care now
One of them is in the title. The King James Version of the Holy Bible and all others were written by Humans and humans are fallible, vindictive creatures who have No problems changing the facts and events presented so that the winners come out looking like the saviours, the good guys.
lolll at first, in one of the previous videos, Ellen was like "I don't kill bugs, I try to take them outside" and then she said she killed a bug from 4:07 to 4:20? Did she say that on purpose?! I never know with Ellen :(
@leilani4real yeah i agree! but here she's more free and uncensored to do whatever! on her show she's more restricted with what she can do or say! so that changes her material and comedy! but i still love both!:)
Before marriage yes? And shouldn`t hetrosexuality be bad as well then? You have your opinion and I have mine. I know I shouldn`t have started this over the net but you insulted some of my friends and I responded.
she is like 1 or 2. I really like her because for the most part, its clean comedy. and it could be listen to by almost all ages. And who can do that? Have clean comedy for all ages and still be funny. Thumbs up ellen! =o)
* jaw drops * holy fuck, Ellen degeneres just siad fuck...Lmfao it's like watching robin Williams movies as a child, then you find his stand up...ruined childhood in 30 seconds
People keep saying she's vegan now, and comparing it to the health food thing...but these health food stores aren't necessarily vegan...and ellen's vegan because she loves animals.
She does once, remember "Someone says leotard and I'm like what the fuck and I'm back" :) I have done that myself many many times. I actually have ADD so that joke is right on.
Don't worry, I asked the same question when watching a movie with my Sis. A leotard is like tights, but for the whole body. I think that generally its ballet dancers that wear them.
Would you just shut up and let us leave proper comments on this!? This is not a place to debate about gays! Ellen and her comedy is fantastic and we actually want to enjoy it!!!
I looove Ellen! =D I wonder if she knows someone with ADD because I`ve ADD and that was my every day right there. Well maybe not the face thing.... much XD
That whole "Shut up, shut up, shut up..." thing...I do that with my boss in meetings...it really works if you think of the person in a stupid outfit...
People commenting are surprised about her swearing but no one picked up on her giving a nun THE FINGER...
I have never really heard her curse before.. It just sounds weird haha
Ellen is the only comedian who doesn't need to attack or degrade to be funny...and a master of perfectly timed punchlines and swearing.
Did she say the f word!!!!!!????
... i don't understand why this video has only 662, 690 ellenis one of the most natural, free-spirited, talented comedians i know...
I am PRETTY sure I saw Gillian Anderson around 2.22!!
I almost died when I saw her, lol.
@ 2:22 is that Gillian Anderson???
"I just catch the word leotard and then I'm like wat the fuck" that was an epic Ellen moment XD
I looked at this bug...and then I just killed it.
I love Ellen!!!!!!!
"If this is healthy; sorry, don't wanna be it." I find myself thinking that on a regular basis.
I love comedians like ellen..those who doesnt curse or say racist remarks in order to get a laugh. The best ones are the ones who keep it clean and talk about realistic things.
Might as well delete the mute button on all Ellen videos.
I love the fact that she has a TALK show lmao
Seh is SO bright.
Her timing and is perfect
Is that Gillian Anderson in 2:21?..
When she talks about drifting away in conversation I realized thats exactly what I do... And I forget names. That makes parties and social situations so awkward XD
Woah just heard Ellen said the f word uncensored wow finally hahahaha
Ellen is the most talented comedian and person out there... hands down!
If you want don't want to make love to someone of the same sex as yourself, the solution is very simple. Don't. To hold the Bible to hide behind one, maybe two, verses in the entire book to further your own agenda is a cowardly thing to do and it gives every other Christian a bad name. People have different opinions. Accept this and live Your Life happily. God Bless. P.S. This is massively long, yes, and I apologize but RUclips is still kind of...odd to me. Darn 500 word limit! Thanks and ta ta!
That maybe how they feel about it but my friends didn`t choose to be gay or bi, I don`t choose to be straight. Some people can doubt their sexuality and then belive that they choosed it.
I`m not walking away from this but it`s 23:20 at night here & we got diffrent views so this can go on & on which I actually think is silly over RUclips. Good Night
sorry, this is a really stupid question to ask, but i was wondering. i'm not english speaking and abbreviations aren't that clear to me. i often read lmao, so i looked it up. and... ahm... i don't get what sense it makes standing allone for itself. can anyone explain it to me, please? :)) (i'm serious...)
no u have fun with your almost 7 languages:), isn´t that why you took the time to study them?
it´s not a silly competition.
i don´t really know why we´re having this dumb conversation. i hope u get to travel lots so you get some use out of your knowledge, i know i´ll keep up the travelling it´s great.
well you take care now. no bad feelings i just thought it was a bit weird to down on someone just because they´re trying.
bye bye you take care now
One of them is in the title. The King James Version of the Holy Bible and all others were written by Humans and humans are fallible, vindictive creatures who have No problems changing the facts and events presented so that the winners come out looking like the saviours, the good guys.
lolll at first, in one of the previous videos, Ellen was like "I don't kill bugs, I try to take them outside" and then she said she killed a bug from 4:07 to 4:20?
Did she say that on purpose?! I never know with Ellen :(
@leilani4real
yeah i agree! but here she's more free and uncensored to do whatever! on her show she's more restricted with what she can do or say! so that changes her material and comedy! but i still love both!:)
Before marriage yes? And shouldn`t hetrosexuality be bad as well then?
You have your opinion and I have mine. I know I shouldn`t have started this over the net but you insulted some of my friends and I responded.
she is like 1 or 2.
I really like her because for the most part, its clean comedy.
and it could be listen to by almost all ages. And who can do that? Have clean comedy for all ages and still be funny.
Thumbs up ellen!
=o)
* jaw drops * holy fuck, Ellen degeneres just siad fuck...Lmfao it's like watching robin Williams movies as a child, then you find his stand up...ruined childhood in 30 seconds
People keep saying she's vegan now, and comparing it to the health food thing...but these health food stores aren't necessarily vegan...and ellen's vegan because she loves animals.
She does once, remember "Someone says leotard and I'm like what the fuck and I'm back" :) I have done that myself many many times. I actually have ADD so that joke is right on.
Don't worry, I asked the same question when watching a movie with my Sis. A leotard is like tights, but for the whole body. I think that generally its ballet dancers that wear them.
Would you just shut up and let us leave proper comments on this!?
This is not a place to debate about gays!
Ellen and her comedy is fantastic and we actually want to enjoy it!!!
I looove Ellen! =D
I wonder if she knows someone with ADD because I`ve ADD and that was my every day right there. Well maybe not the face thing.... much XD
“Then I catch the word leotard and I’m like ‘whatthefuCK’ and I’m back”
That whole "Shut up, shut up, shut up..." thing...I do that with my boss in meetings...it really works if you think of the person in a stupid outfit...
ellen definitely has ADD...and i meaan that in the nicest way possible :)
because we all know that normal people aren't that interesting :P
It is nice of you for wanting to help but you misunderstand.
Homosexuality ISN`T wrong or a sickness so there is nothing to forgive or heal.
@kevingames08 watch part 3 between 30-40 seconds she says it. But other than that she is one of the greatest "clean" comedians of all time
the part on the beggining - not being focused on the conversation on then be back- happens to me all the time. especially in school...
@ereyes28 I'm not surprised, she has done stand up for a long time, and I have heard her swear in her acts. But it's not excessive
No..she is intelligent and observative and is able to put an ellocuent sentence together.....that's why she is interesting to watch
I am with the Manhattan Adult ADD Support Group.. If your ever in New York City, check out our meeting schedule.... maaddsg.org
It is Gillian Anderson. If you watch the whole thing, you'll see other famous faces (Penny Marshall is in the audience, too).
Dear Ellen, I don't care if you listen to me when I'm talking as long as you are as funny as you are here then we can be BFFs.
@ereyes28 Hahahaha so true i couldn't believe it when i heard that i was like OMG did she just say the F word? lolz hahaha =)
Just for your information: A leotard is a one-piece outfit made out of stretchy fabric (like a bathing suit) that you dance in.
STOP HATING! WE ARE ALL ONE! And stop waiting for God to forgive you: He/she/it already has! It's up to YOU to forgive you!
what are you even talking about? Are you really that stuck in societal norms that you need some comedian to dress up for you?
She`s awesome !!
And trust me, the things she`s saying about ADD, she is speaking the truth.... in a funny way =D
thank you
(im not an english speaker i dont have to know what leatard means so sont put negative to my comment)
haha she said the f word and stuck up her middle finger... to a nun!!!
haha but she funny. gotta luv ellen!
lol score!
It used to be considered a mortal sin to eat meat on a friday.
So much fror that one too huh?
@textred13 i'm guessing its her way of firing back at the haters who've been giving her crap cause she came out ;)
i love how she hates people talking and yet she is the host of a TALK show! love u ellen ur effin awesome
sometimes people are talking and in my head I'm just like 'shut up! shut up! shut up! blah blah blah'.....
When she said 'not too long ago' it just reminds me of when Dory says 'yeah, he passed by not too long ago!'
its so weird hearing her cuss lol
rocraque i would suggest that you pray for yourself that you stop juging people but rather love them.
"I just catch the word "leotard" and I'm like WTF and I'm back." LMAO! I do that! I must have ADD too. LOL!
how were u able to get these videos? ive watched them so many times i wanna save them to my comp
Gloria Estefan's CD just came out at Target and when I saw the AD, I automatically thought of Ellen.
04:59.....because the world is populated with the wrong kind of people lol AINT THAT THE TRUTH!
"why don't you take a vow not to drive, drop it like a bad habit!" at that part.. i died XD
she is totally my favorite comedian! lol I can't stop laughing.
If people took the time to listen to them selfes the world would be such a quiet place.(:
I realy can't stay focust....but just when It's boring...
BUT ELLEN IS FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!
Lmao, the slow driving part
i loved the tune
di di diddly di di di (8)
What did she mean when she said that the people is overpopulated with the wrong people?
leotards are those skin tight body suits that ballet dancers and gymnasts use
you know?
"Gloria Estafan is the copper plumbing of the music industry is all." lol. I love Ellen.
"so i go around them to give them the 'I hate you look' how else are they gonna learn"
@CLASSICxFILMxROMANCE OMG!!! you r right!! haha! i love gillian, she's ellen's friend!
ahaha "people talk to much" good thing shes a talk show host.
aw ellens wonderful,
LOL "I'm like what the f---, and I'm back!" LOL Love Ellen!
Props to Hanwanwoo- enjoy the wonderful Ellen-ess! Or if you don't want to...don't!
haha, okay... well, google told me something else. now it's making sense... thx :))
nono it was not to you it was for the ones that put the negative hand on my comment
im trying to watch 100 ellen vids.
full vid.7:49
start:10:46am
end:10:55am
#67
And then I catch the word leotard and I'm ''What the fuck?'' and I'm back!
:D LOL
I love it when she said (I just catch the word leatard and i'm like WHAT THE FUCK)
because the world is overpopulated with wrong kind of people...hahahaha. she rocks.
all of a sudden i hear the word leotard im like WHAT THE FUCK!!! and im back. :D
She is great :D , lol@ 6:50" I hate you look" , and back to the loving place :D
Wow not only did Ellen curse but she alluded to flipping a nun the bird. Awsome.
are ellen a smoker? or does she just say she lit up a cigarett to fill the story?
3:30 "...silence is golden" My first thought was "and duck tape is silver :D"
lol why? because thats just how i feel.
i do love ellen though. she is great.
@TheLbarclay
yeah, there is Gillian Anderson - love her :P
Ellen rules!!!
sorry I didn't mean to come off as negative
I'm not English speaker either
first and last time i've ever heard ellen say the f word.
leotard.
WTF?
Love thiss
I feel stupid for saying this but I dont get the rhum joke...
Oops! Yes, that's what I meant. Wow 3 thumbs down just because of that!.
"I would like to not hit you, but my fist is already in the air, okay?"
I love it she is is so funny.You rock Ellen.
at 6:55
what does the word "non" mean
(or however that word spells like)
am i the only one who noticed the middle finger from 6:59 to 7:01 ??
Hahaha the irony of the last joke knowing that she is now a vegan..
2:21 - Gillian Anderson ohh I love you girl!!
Ellen you rock!!!
"i'd like to not hit you but my fist is already in the air." lol!
LOL, "... and then I just killed it." Nice. XD I'd do the same.