Ellen Degeneres Here and Now

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  • @valoriebracken6904
    @valoriebracken6904 10 месяцев назад +58

    She needs to do another stand up in 2023 I miss her comedy

  • @mexicanboy1618
    @mexicanboy1618 9 лет назад +836

    She was close
    "I believe one day sitcoms will be 30 seconds long"
    *Cough cough* Vines *cough cough*

    • @1726nana
      @1726nana 9 лет назад +4

      Lmfao!

    • @rich4363
      @rich4363 7 лет назад +34

      lol vines didnt work, so they shut it down. turns out people prefer more than 6 seconds of content.

    • @erljencalinawan9706
      @erljencalinawan9706 6 лет назад +3

      The magic of time

    • @polinazagryadskaya6905
      @polinazagryadskaya6905 6 лет назад +2

      Cough cough "Bref" cough cough

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 лет назад +3

      @@rich4363 But people love vines. Honestly they're perfect for my generation.

  • @spenserbower1178
    @spenserbower1178 6 месяцев назад +20

    I remember watching a rerun of this on tv with my mom probably 10+ years ago when I was kid. I remember laughing so hard then and now. One of the best. I hope she does standup again someday.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 2 года назад +30

    19 years later…..still hysterically funny

  • @krazybrothersinc.8609
    @krazybrothersinc.8609 7 лет назад +900

    I hear Dory, but I see Princess Diana

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 лет назад +1706

    I'm watching this instead of going to sleep.

  • @lilbirdztube3698
    @lilbirdztube3698 5 лет назад +114

    Her humor is about things we have all experienced. Maybe we didn't laugh then, but she has us laughing now, and that is wonderful. Sometimes I enjoy raunchy humor, but her lack of vulgarity is so refreshing.

    • @philwest6034
      @philwest6034 Год назад +7

      That is what all the greats, IMO, have the ability to do is take everyday situations that we ALL experience and make them funny - Brian Regan, Seinfeld, Norm Macdonald, Sebastian Maniscalco and of course Ellen

    • @charlottechasteen494
      @charlottechasteen494 4 месяца назад

      Q​@@philwest6034

    • @KimDunselo
      @KimDunselo 3 месяца назад

      You'll be surprised that lack of vulgarity has a lot more to offer backstage

  • @surbhibhattar
    @surbhibhattar 3 года назад +135

    What a brilliantly written and performed stand up. I have watched it umpteenth time and it still makes me laugh. Irrespective of all the flak Ellen has got over the last year, she is one of the funniest person alive. Love from India.

    • @paulinemuthena6545
      @paulinemuthena6545 Год назад +2

      She is so much prettier now than then.Her dress code was so dowdy and homely.Her hair was horrible there.lol.She had on no makeup.Now she is smartly dressed, great hairdo, fantastic makeup that she looks like a different person and so much younger.

    • @jessebolton7442
      @jessebolton7442 Год назад +6

      It so good! I’ve watched it many times and laugh so hard every time. 😂

    • @samanthagreen5535
      @samanthagreen5535 11 месяцев назад +3

      😂me to and it's still make me laugh

    • @rhondabosserman3984
      @rhondabosserman3984 7 месяцев назад

      I just love her, she brought gay/lesbian family to public television. Her stand up is truth telling at it's best. She's got a very beautiful soul, and her aura is shinning super bright. Her & her wife Porscha really need to have children, she will be a GREAT TIME MOMMY. Adopt a few ( 1 or 2 ) kiddos.. AND finally start a family 😮😢❤.
      They have so much love, AND I sure hope that BABY will be loved so far from good..SO IM yes please Daddy... I NEED you GOOD BABY BROTHER, no worries my SECRETS HAVE all left my lips..❤ NOT keeping 1 of them.

  • @johnnabarker8728
    @johnnabarker8728 7 лет назад +331

    I enjoy most stand up comedians that are popular today, but it shows real talent when your show isn't centered around how vulgar you can be.

    • @paulybanksalot6860
      @paulybanksalot6860 6 лет назад +8

      Johnna Barker I know, Ellen is more playful, which I find edearing.

    • @katie.e.g.
      @katie.e.g. 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 5 месяцев назад +2

      At the time, talking about being “gay” as she did was VERY TABOO and Controversial.Her coming out cost her her sitcom and sent shockwaves through “ polite society”.

  • @heartstopper88
    @heartstopper88 7 лет назад +235

    This special never gets old. Wenever i need a good laugh i watch this :)

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 2 года назад +24

    Love how she goes from topic to topic. It’s really fascinating the way her mind works….

  • @sonoye1
    @sonoye1 6 месяцев назад +9

    She's a brilliant comedian❤

  • @grayelizabeth6458
    @grayelizabeth6458 6 лет назад +1190

    Is anyone else procrastinating by watching this? 🙋

    • @r3dleh107
      @r3dleh107 5 лет назад +23

      procrastinating sleep

    • @2eleven48
      @2eleven48 5 лет назад +2

      Gray Elizabeth....procrastinating: "delay or postpone action; put off doing something." You're holding back to decide whether you like the show or not, is that right? Well, sweetie, shit or get off the pot.

    • @amyallen517
      @amyallen517 5 лет назад +5

      I just had to call in to work for being late!!!!!

    • @presgaming6814
      @presgaming6814 5 лет назад +1

      Gray Elizabeth yup

    • @Aprillfools
      @Aprillfools 5 лет назад +5

      @@2eleven48 she's probably procrastinating on something else and watching this instead...that's what i'm doing

  • @vassia.pi.billie
    @vassia.pi.billie 7 лет назад +68

    I was laughing so f*cking HARD that my mum came in and asked me if it's time to go to the psychologist... GOD ELLEN THANKS FOR THAT HUNDREDS OF ABS I MADE.

  • @augustusstark
    @augustusstark 10 месяцев назад +7

    Decades ago she said that someday Sitcoms will be 30 second long...now we have Tiktok, Shorts and Reel

  • @madisonsparks8393
    @madisonsparks8393 Год назад +18

    My family has been quoting this for 20 years and it still makes me laugh so hard every time I watch it

  • @juliemeibaum2476
    @juliemeibaum2476 8 лет назад +42

    9:45 "I was shampooing for a good half hour, and I never got that happy."

  • @theoldman7739
    @theoldman7739 6 лет назад +1020

    How bout that? No cursing. No racism. She did not once put someone else down and it was still funny. It's a real shame that cannot happen today.

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 6 лет назад +9

      The Old Man could argue it's ableist at times but I took it as gallows humour

    • @dabidoe
      @dabidoe 5 лет назад +23

      OK well maybe we can get back to that Christian fundamentalism Disney values you crave so much - but hatred and evil are part of the world whether we like it or not - rather than pretend they don’t exist why not let them out in standup comedy?

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 5 лет назад +26

      The Old Man She just has her own style. Doesn't make her a better comedian. Just makes her less controversial. I personally like a little controversy with any act, whether it be comedy, music, or any other art form.

    • @annmarietornabene
      @annmarietornabene 5 лет назад +5

      It can. It just takes great writing!

    • @LastRenegade
      @LastRenegade 5 лет назад +5

      Except she did. The mentally ill.

  • @jamietingey7498
    @jamietingey7498 Год назад +5

    The bangs!!! Toilet paper claw, pickle claw!! Both jokes still go through my mind all these years later and I still crack up to myself

  • @millers3888
    @millers3888 4 года назад +14

    37:21 always gets me
    “My dog of 17 years just died”
    “You’re kidding!”
    “No...as funny as that is I’m not...” 😂

  • @juancpgo
    @juancpgo 8 лет назад +53

    First 40 minutes: hilarious. From 40 min on: FUCKING MIND BLOWING HILARIOUS. She's one of the funniest people on earth.

    • @JFmK-sh5nh
      @JFmK-sh5nh 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, I remember this being really funny when it aired. It's her best.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Год назад

      My condolences, Juan.

  • @callen7258
    @callen7258 8 лет назад +219

    Lol that lady who's laughing so hard the whole time

    • @claudiaslavova3129
      @claudiaslavova3129 7 лет назад +2

      Attention?

    • @ScarVII
      @ScarVII 7 лет назад +25

      She is sure having the time of her life lol

    • @nikhilsukumar23
      @nikhilsukumar23 7 лет назад +8

      Chloe Allen yeah who is she??? We need to find and pay her for our own stand ups!

    • @strewf
      @strewf 6 лет назад

      Nikhil Sukumar She's the Pinky Toe.

    • @brandihamilton272
      @brandihamilton272 6 лет назад

      That's Gillian Anderson (I'm pretty sure). :)

  • @daultonlitteral3143
    @daultonlitteral3143 2 года назад +6

    Had tears in my eyes during the that's not Nancy part lmao

  • @catarinabakker8405
    @catarinabakker8405 6 лет назад +547

    She was ahead of her time shit I love Ellen

    • @bootybuttcheeks
      @bootybuttcheeks 6 лет назад

      Catarina Bakker We have the same name!

    • @simonebutler7123
      @simonebutler7123 6 лет назад +4

      Catarina Bakker very. her original sitcom I watched faithfully. creative.

    • @pamelavl2523
      @pamelavl2523 6 лет назад +3

      Catarina Bakker its not ahead of her time, she's actually like comedians used to be.

    • @pbf646
      @pbf646 6 лет назад

      Catarina Bakker hey pretty girl

    • @reynolperez8883
      @reynolperez8883 6 лет назад

      jail

  • @Vicky-hc4su
    @Vicky-hc4su 8 лет назад +1393

    Non-offensive jokes can be funny too! This is the proof!

    • @urrumurru
      @urrumurru 8 лет назад +4

      zambis

    • @hichamloukhaila9430
      @hichamloukhaila9430 7 лет назад +4

      so true !!!

    • @aliisakalma8245
      @aliisakalma8245 7 лет назад +21

      you're right but she's one of the least funny people i know. this is the type of comedy that you just think man wasn't seinfield enough

    • @blondieb4bc
      @blondieb4bc 7 лет назад +28

      Aliisa Sadghost your a douche

    • @firstname2424
      @firstname2424 6 лет назад +28

      This is so theraupatic . No racial slurs.. no disrespect for caste, Creed, color or religion.. and still so relatable, yes, still so relatable...

  • @AleJorgeThomas
    @AleJorgeThomas 8 лет назад +246

    I LOVE her. I love her sense of humor and how good she makes me feel about life in general.

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 лет назад +4

      +Alejandra Jorge-Thomas That's so great to hear. :D

    • @DeejayRach0
      @DeejayRach0 7 лет назад +1

      hahaha

    • @kendallheller5464
      @kendallheller5464 6 лет назад

      Alejandra Jorge-Thomas just h

    • @mrcrackdonald_1
      @mrcrackdonald_1 6 лет назад

      why are you calling owen wilson a her

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 5 лет назад

      Alejandra Jorge-Thomas
      Way to go Ellen!!👏
      😼We love her too!
      Her witty humor and relatable topics. This show was back in 2003. Her jokes are so true and 😆😆funny! She's still got her own show, *ellen* she produces it, and clothing line, clothes she helped inspire and create. I'm seeing this in November 2018..Yesterday was Veteran's Day. Thanksgiving is next Thursday.

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource Год назад +47

    She is the female Seinfeld! Mixed in with a little Mark Twain. Brilliant observational comedy and genius how she pulled it all together into a full circle at the end.
    No vulgarity, no swearing, no sex talk, no bad-mouthing or ridiculing any group, no bantering with the audience to kill time. Solid writing and incredible memorization skills that made it look like she was just having a conversation with you. She should do more of these, especially since her show is off the air now.

    • @audreymai2773
      @audreymai2773 Год назад +2

      Well, people kinda don't like her now, so there's that.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Год назад +5

      Yeah, she is somewhat like Twain.

    • @lationixclips3336
      @lationixclips3336 11 месяцев назад

      She is a he and part of the peado ring that runs the world, wake up

    • @fareshajjar1208
      @fareshajjar1208 11 месяцев назад +2

      She is one of the meanest, most uncaring, and vile people ever. Hurt dozens of people who worked for her even to the point of forbidding any one of her many employees to look at her in the studio.

    • @vampyre4me
      @vampyre4me 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@fareshajjar1208 I used to love Ellen DeGeneres SO much! Even now, when I think about her, I remember her like this, in her early years, when she was so sweet and vulnerable and funny - which was why so many of us adored her. Then I wonder, what happened? I think that perhaps all the venom that we have witnessed from the "later Ellen" may have been the result of a really sensitive soul that was exposed too much to the ugliness of fame, fortune, and Hollywood. She isn't America's sweetheart anymore, but I like to remember her this way, when she was. And I hope a day will come when she finds healing of her soul, and returns to being who I believe was her true self.

  • @kalyngriffin1518
    @kalyngriffin1518 2 года назад +22

    Damn, I had no idea Ellen was this funny in stand up. Not only funny for the whole family, but also funny for anyone sitting on their phone at 1 in the morning...

    • @kryssifree
      @kryssifree 2 года назад

      It is me, I am anyone

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 Месяц назад

      Not it being 1am as i read this comment 😂

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 7 лет назад +84

    Whenever I'm a bit blue I find Ellen. Whether watching excerpts from her show or her stand up, she always makes me laugh and feel better thank you Ellen.

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline 7 лет назад +7

      Same...and her sitcom from the 90s helps me when I'm feeling blue too. Thanks Ellen 😘

    • @sristiganguly4858
      @sristiganguly4858 7 лет назад +5

      Haha I just finished watching all the episodes of her sitcom yesterday :)

    • @davidwebb3281
      @davidwebb3281 7 лет назад +3

      Deemaree Dubois yeah me too! She's spot on..

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 5 месяцев назад

      Watching in 2023, I’m still laughing. Classic. My nieces were with me this week and one said, “ Funny lady- who is she?!” I said ,”YOU know her, don’t you?” My other niece smirked “ Duh- it’s Princess Diana,!”so smug about it, I didn’t correct her.🤣🤣🤣

  • @King-eg8qn
    @King-eg8qn 8 лет назад +187

    To whoever uploaded this. Thank you so much. This was the funniest thing ever!

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 лет назад +7

      +Kevin Martinez Your welcome :D

    • @brandell4638
      @brandell4638 5 лет назад

      Yet no copyright strike? Hmm....

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 года назад

      If this is so funny I think your heart would explode if you heard someone that can actually write good material

    • @King-eg8qn
      @King-eg8qn 3 года назад

      @@vieyel9031 shadeeee 💀

    • @magicmysticman
      @magicmysticman Год назад +1

      My gay icon. Kevin Martinez aka King

  • @Snail_Nailz
    @Snail_Nailz 2 года назад +5

    THIS is my favorite special of all time- I bought the DVD after watching it when it premiered & watch it ALL THE TIME

  • @joonyaboonya
    @joonyaboonya 7 месяцев назад +15

    This is Ellen at her peak before she became too rich and out of touch with the relateability that was at the core of her brand of comedy.

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican 8 лет назад +46

    She is just so funny. She needs to do more standup!

  • @sillau9
    @sillau9 6 лет назад +68

    I watch this many times,and I always cry of laughter,especially since its all daily relatable things we go thru. (plus Ellen brings a positive joyous energy about her)

  • @olejdi2092
    @olejdi2092 4 года назад +7

    I laughed with tears at that part with imitated running after the fall and glass windows. I never laughed that much on any other stand up. Omg, Im so thankful. Laughing your guts out, this true, honest, unstoppable laughter, man, thats rare and so out of ordinary that it almost seems magical.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Год назад +14

    She talks about things all of us have in common. Doesn’t matter what age or gender you are. That’s her appeal….

  • @Knight02
    @Knight02 9 лет назад +1161

    I love that she doesn't go for the cheap, typical sex and swear jokes. She's so much funnier.

    • @glaba24
      @glaba24 8 лет назад +7

      +Shari Jovani Watch Brian Regan if you want more of that.

    • @momma2bubbas
      @momma2bubbas 8 лет назад

      +Shari Jovani totally.

    • @sa3.6sa98
      @sa3.6sa98 8 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @laylaloosh3682
      @laylaloosh3682 8 лет назад +1

      Exactly

    • @89phillipsj
      @89phillipsj 8 лет назад +17

      +Shari Jovani absolutey. Making Adults laugh and keeping it clean is the best type of comedy!

  • @flovilanna
    @flovilanna 8 лет назад +68

    20:18 "" You're having a pleasant conversation with what YOU think is a good friend, you hear the click, they tell you to hold on. You're confident they're gonna come back to you. And then they come back and they say "I've gotta take this other call". You know what that means? They just said to the other person "Let me get rid of this other call". That's what YOU just became. ""
    That one hurt.....

  • @dillzah134
    @dillzah134 3 года назад +14

    I often fall asleep watching this and not because it’s boring. The people with anxiety will understand this comment. It’s comforting to fall asleep to 😂

  • @ebbderelict
    @ebbderelict 4 года назад +20

    17 years later, and I still think of this special whenever I'm at the movies.

    • @curtrice6060
      @curtrice6060 Год назад

      Wow , it wasn’t 10 years ago ? It was 17 ?😮

    • @ebbderelict
      @ebbderelict Год назад +1

      @@curtrice6060 20 now 😄

  • @MsInvisibleguy
    @MsInvisibleguy 7 лет назад +74

    One of the most relatable stand up on the web and one where the backbone isn't filled with cursing and sex jokes. Hard to find nowadays.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 года назад

      Relatable as in cancel culture gutted actual comedy. This is painfully unfunny

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 2 года назад

      @@vieyel9031 You realize when this was filmed, and now, comedians have done usual comedy? Comedy has never changed, only the styles.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 2 года назад

      @@thesimslover82884 lol your last name means sheep in french

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 2 года назад

      @@vieyel9031 Yep, and it's also the name for the ''blade holder'' mechanism of a guillotine.

  • @robinwilson2491
    @robinwilson2491 8 лет назад +124

    Procrastinate now, don't put it off!

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 5 лет назад +1

      Amazing. I was reading this at the exact time she was saying it.

    • @TheRockGod
      @TheRockGod 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry, I started to reply, but it’s been a week and I’m just now hitting enter.

  • @Bushdid119
    @Bushdid119 6 лет назад +13

    I have so much to be thankful to Ellen for. Not only is she so hilarious and makes me bust a gut, but my sister who passed away 8 years in 2018 introduced me to Ellen's stand up. Thank you for so many great many memories and laughs Ellen ❤️❤️❤️

    • @melissayager883
      @melissayager883 Год назад

      oh m goodness i and my identical sister BOTH AGRREED with what u just saidd Seriously, she died, unexpentically died this past August 2nd. I willk always fremember man y mq ny gears ago, We Loverd this Ellen omedy!!!!!!!

  • @leahkristine
    @leahkristine 6 лет назад +4

    I saw this stand up for the first time about 10 years ago now and to this day every time I use a public restroom I think of the toilet paper joke 😂😂

  • @tbbtpeach
    @tbbtpeach 8 лет назад +27

    Best part: "You don't want that there? Why would you wipe my spittle away?"
    *dies laughing*

  • @Dandalf_the_Fly
    @Dandalf_the_Fly 8 лет назад +315

    she totally predicted vine

    • @dola6354
      @dola6354 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Wallace oh shit

    • @ForestSakan
      @ForestSakan 6 лет назад +3

      Daniel Wallace yeah pedicted to most stupi thing ever created.. Who would have thought being stupid would be an actual way to make money...

  • @butterhead236
    @butterhead236 Год назад +4

    I watched this years ago with my brother around the time it first came out. we referenced the toilet paper claw and pickle claw for months afterward. and still, to this day, we'll still ask each other randomly "can you help me find my eye?"

  • @connied2720
    @connied2720 3 года назад +11

    She’s incredibly intelligent, smart, clean and very hilarious jokes I couldn’t stop laughing from beginning to end and her facial expressions are the best🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you so much Ellen. You made my day👏👏👏👏

  • @mashtali1
    @mashtali1 8 лет назад +20

    Ellen is natural comedian and very pleasant to watch.

  • @rickalvarado3543
    @rickalvarado3543 8 лет назад +260

    Is like watching Dory doing a stand up :D

    • @toad7371
      @toad7371 7 лет назад +15

      that's all I could think of while I watched this xD

    • @MegaLESM
      @MegaLESM 6 лет назад

      I don't speak English very well, but the other day I was watching 'Fnding Nemo' and I totally recognized her... but I wasn't sure until I read your comments ( I mean, It's not like I googled it or anything at the time)

  • @user-bd6co1ip8c
    @user-bd6co1ip8c 11 месяцев назад +16

    Yes, clean comedy is possible, appreciated, and leaves audience feeling clean and refreshed! More of this PLEASE!!!!!

    • @davidm.schreckii1426
      @davidm.schreckii1426 9 месяцев назад

      HI

    • @endrankluvsda4loko172
      @endrankluvsda4loko172 9 месяцев назад

      Clean? Not even 3 minutes in and she's laughing about how "we're all gay". Can't get more vile and satanic than that.

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 9 месяцев назад

      @@endrankluvsda4loko172 Lmao. Being gay is more vile than, say, murder?

  • @nince021
    @nince021 7 месяцев назад +3

    “I don’t want a streamer, I want toilet paper! This is no time to celebrate!” 😂😂😂 omg. I’ll forever have that in my head now.

  • @somebody200090210
    @somebody200090210 8 лет назад +137

    She is, in a word, awesome. Simply awesome.

  • @sharontarantino8272
    @sharontarantino8272 8 лет назад +301

    i have had a horrible 2 weeks, so bad, I am so happy i looked this up.

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 лет назад +3

      +Sharon Tarantino So glad you liked. :D

    • @hughjarms4510
      @hughjarms4510 8 лет назад +7

      yeah,ellen always makes me laugh. everyone can connect with her. i am a huge bodybuilder dude and even i love Ellen and connect with her style of comedy. she dose comedy for everyone.

    • @bonnienash8585
      @bonnienash8585 8 лет назад +4

      I hope your now having a better time 🙂

    • @nirvanakamala2809
      @nirvanakamala2809 8 лет назад +6

      I don't know when you commented this (I'm on my phone) but I hope you're feeling better now

    • @jjayguy23
      @jjayguy23 8 лет назад +13

      Ellen has a gift.

  • @hoeseph.hoestar
    @hoeseph.hoestar 3 месяца назад +1

    My mom showed me this probably about a decade ago and I'm so glad I've found it again. I hope I laugh watching this now as hard as I did back then 😭❤️

  • @daisybelle2336
    @daisybelle2336 2 года назад +5

    I am SO glad I was reminded to find this, again! It is STILL just as funny as I remembered and surprisingly relevant, even though it was filmed in 2003. The beauty in this special and The Beginning are how absolutely relevant the relatability is in her comedy. People love to laugh at themselves, at the end of the day.
    I will never forget being a young teen and watching it on HBO, it was around midnight and my Dad was sleeping on the couch, behind me. I had tried as hard I could to not bust out laughing and wake him, but failed numerous times-ESPECIALLY during the "embarrassment" segments. "That's Not Nancy", tripping and, "Pain really takes a backseat to embarrassment" - such GOLD! 😂
    I laughed hard enough that my Dad remembers exactly what night I'm talking about.
    I absolutely love this special so much. Now to watch, "The Beginning" again.

  • @abigailllllllllll
    @abigailllllllllll 6 лет назад +10

    I've probably watched this stand up at least 30 times. At one point in time I would watch it every day for a couple weeks. Never stops being funny. No one will ever be as pure as Ellen Degenres ❤️

  • @solidasarock242
    @solidasarock242 9 лет назад +270

    Ellen is sooo funny! However the most beautiful thing about her is her HEART!!I just love love love her!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ibtissamfaraj9897
      @ibtissamfaraj9897 8 лет назад +3

      😌it is true

    • @solidasarock242
      @solidasarock242 8 лет назад +2

      +have faith Yes when you nhave God in your life you see the beauty in people! More of us should be like her! God Bless you!

    • @martingirard1949
      @martingirard1949 8 лет назад +4

      +lisa brown What does God have to do with this... He is against homosexuality... Go away with your patronizing god superiority complex.

    • @solidasarock242
      @solidasarock242 8 лет назад +1

      May God Bless You!

    • @martingirard1949
      @martingirard1949 8 лет назад +1

      A child under 5 dies every 2 seconds of malnutrition on the planet. Ellen show lasts one hour, so thats 1800 kids during that show alone. Does god bless them also?

  • @ginaessner6336
    @ginaessner6336 3 года назад +7

    Oh holy hell....this is so freakin funny...I saw it on HBO today and every thing she said, every topic, I was freaking, "been there, done that". OMG....I LOVE HER!!!!!

  • @RoanAndRoaming
    @RoanAndRoaming 5 лет назад +3

    That missing eye from hitting a window near the end had me pause the video and roll onto the floor crying 🤣

  • @bluedancelilly
    @bluedancelilly 6 лет назад +12

    Funny she spoke of the history of phones when this was recorded long before smart phones. Right now I'm watching this on my phone.

  • @NosVideo123
    @NosVideo123 8 лет назад +600

    13 years later and she's still as funny

    • @soultrustrecords9961
      @soultrustrecords9961 6 лет назад +5

      Way more than 13 years

    • @kthemillionaire
      @kthemillionaire 6 лет назад +1

      JustUs funnier ‼️❤️

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 лет назад +5

      JustUs I'm laughing so hard lol Imagine she was talking about technology and still made it so timeless.

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 5 лет назад +3

      JustUs
      I'm watching in November 2018. Ellen is so honest and fumny!😆

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 5 лет назад +2

      L Clarke
      oh! you're just being mean...

  • @jocelynadhami
    @jocelynadhami 5 лет назад +7

    So talented! I love how her stories just keep going. You can never predict her.

  • @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn
    @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn 11 месяцев назад +5

    I had this on dvd YEARS ago then lost it!! It’s Funny…, it’s STILL funny !! Love her sense of humor & humanity!!

  • @lulumolloy
    @lulumolloy 9 лет назад +84

    I died a four or five times from laughter.

  • @JohnLansner
    @JohnLansner 9 лет назад +77

    Outstanding, intelligent, relevant and universal humor. Laughed and smiled again and again. Focusing on our common tendency to move away from being present, here and now :-)

  • @moonchild-ws4oi
    @moonchild-ws4oi 5 лет назад +4

    I watched her new one and had to come back and rewatch the oldies. Love her absolutely love her. 15 years later and she's still got it.

  • @MegTheGreat82
    @MegTheGreat82 3 года назад +6

    Best female stand-up comedian💜💚. Such innocent jokes but absolutely hilarious.

  • @mel87kel
    @mel87kel 8 лет назад +93

    "Is the popcorn really that delicious that we must shove handfuls of it into our mouth?"
    Answer, yes, yes it is.

    • @beautifulloser75
      @beautifulloser75 6 лет назад +3

      Emily Kelly that slag, pig faced pill head bloated Amy Schumer stole that from Elen and used it to Ellen's face right on her show! The look on Ellen's face!!
      You can Google the clip.

    • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
      @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic 5 лет назад +3

      Emily Kelly and then Ellen imitating the sound of someone eating big handfuls of popcorn, really cracked me up...

  • @mayaschmidt8349
    @mayaschmidt8349 8 лет назад +91

    Shows you can be an excellent comedian without making people feel bad.

    • @germ52ful
      @germ52ful 4 года назад +4

      People need to stop being such big babies.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 года назад

      Political correctness and cancel culture has destroyed comedy. this special is really old and is still just as terrible and unfunny today in 2021!

    • @notlisztening9821
      @notlisztening9821 2 года назад

      Ellen compensates for this, by being an all-around shit person in real life.

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 2 года назад +2

      @@vieyel9031 That's your opinion, not every person on Earth would agree.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 2 года назад

      @@thesimslover82884 theres a reason comedians are calling this out - because its ruining comedy

  • @jazzyazz5347
    @jazzyazz5347 3 года назад +3

    Lol needing scissors to get into scissors is 100% the truest thing I’ve ever heard online! Even to this day!

  • @olivialeypoldt3513
    @olivialeypoldt3513 5 лет назад +4

    I love how this came out before I was born but yet it still relates to our daily life

  • @gmed2
    @gmed2 7 лет назад +15

    Cracking up in tears! She is so dang funny and clean. Goes to show u don't have to be raunchy to be hilarious 🤣

  • @nattcattt
    @nattcattt 9 лет назад +140

    Ellen and Wanda are the two female comedians that just get me rolling. No other woman can do that for me haha

    • @Jenbrinkerjackson
      @Jenbrinkerjackson 8 лет назад +12

      +Nat Cat Wanda with the story of the mouse on fire. epic.

    • @nattcattt
      @nattcattt 8 лет назад +1

      Jennifer Jackson Yes!!! oh my god

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 6 лет назад +2

      Wanda Sykes? I used to love her until yesterday I tried watching a full standup show of hers... about halfway through I got tired of the swearing and ranting. She tends to belabour a point w-a-a-a-a-a-y past where it's not funny any more.

    • @michelenunyabiz7776
      @michelenunyabiz7776 6 лет назад +1

      Nat Cat I love Tig Nataro also!!

    • @robertpresley1503
      @robertpresley1503 6 лет назад +2

      have you seen Kathleen Madigan?

  • @les907
    @les907 2 года назад +3

    11:04 Sticoms will be 30 seconds long...
    And thus the birth of Vine and Tiktok was inevitable.

  • @robertasliutas2903
    @robertasliutas2903 Год назад +2

    This is absolutely fantastic 👏🏼
    And am I alone surprised by her rapping?😮😁

  • @EBill23
    @EBill23 7 лет назад +58

    I needed this today!

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  7 лет назад +8

      I'm so glad Ellen brought some happiness into your day. :D

  • @josephmaxxwell
    @josephmaxxwell 7 лет назад +87

    Watching this to help flush Amy Schumer's Netflix special out of my head

    • @lizpena8813
      @lizpena8813 7 лет назад +5

      Joseph Brennecke omg me too

    • @christiandupuis3261
      @christiandupuis3261 6 лет назад +7

      This should be on Netflix

    • @briel7904
      @briel7904 6 лет назад +1

      Same here!

    • @vii5221
      @vii5221 6 лет назад

      me too!!!

    • @iamwhatieat9639
      @iamwhatieat9639 4 года назад

      Christian Dupuis I think she did a Netflix special recently. I might be wrong.

  • @detoxmuscle
    @detoxmuscle Год назад +4

    ED is absolutely fabulous. Thank God we had / have her. ❤

  • @avocadox9810
    @avocadox9810 5 лет назад +8

    I swear I have to study for my final tomorrow but instead I’m watching this

  • @Dhriti32
    @Dhriti32 8 лет назад +48

    god i love her so much. no other comedian i have seen that can make me organically laugh and smile so much as she. she da best.

  • @KyanneSummer
    @KyanneSummer 8 лет назад +51

    shes got class...and i love her

  • @yeganeh3945
    @yeganeh3945 2 года назад +6

    I just love her special way of humor

  • @mikalblack8798
    @mikalblack8798 6 лет назад +4

    😂😂 the yogurt joke!!

  • @angelas1401
    @angelas1401 9 лет назад +205

    Personally, I find Ellen to be not only funny, but brilliant and creative (not to mention heartful and REAL). She is the most imaginative comedian I have ever heard. She sheds light on things from a uniquely intriguing perspective. And what I love is that she actually SAYS SOMETHING with her jokes, so while funny, they are also meaningful and help.

    • @pulciee
      @pulciee 7 лет назад +6

      Angela S
      You don't watch enough comedy

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 лет назад +3

      Angela S I thought the exact same thing! Her sitcom is also full of thoughtful messages. A natural well-round comedian like her is hard to come by.

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 лет назад +4

      Badseacookie how do you know how much comedy another person has watched? Oh I see, you just assume that you have watched comedy more than anyone else. Impressive.

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 5 лет назад +1

      @@pulciee I know lol. She talks about the most basic stuff and it's like she's the Tesla of comedy.

    • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
      @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic 3 года назад +1

      Badseacookie no no no that’s not what Angela said. Angela said that Ellen is funny alongside being brilliant and creative. She’s also really honest and has a huge heart of gold.

  • @aboerumruhl
    @aboerumruhl 7 лет назад +14

    6:43 The mere thought of Ellen listening to Nine Inch Nails is quite funny

  • @passedoutsober6322
    @passedoutsober6322 Год назад +6

    She wasnt wrong only our sitcoms are called tiktoks 🤣

  • @truthteller4731
    @truthteller4731 4 года назад +3

    ‘Is it peas?!’ 💀

  • @DeepinderSingh73
    @DeepinderSingh73 9 лет назад +26

    Not only was this funny. It also made a lot of sense. Thanks Ms. Degeneres.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 7 лет назад +17

    I can watch this over and over. And in fact have seen this one stand up show at least 10 times on youtube. Always makes me feel happy. You can't be in a bad mood after watching this

  • @amandalynngibson8332
    @amandalynngibson8332 8 месяцев назад +4

    Timeless.
    This woman makes me laugh so hard.

  • @wangtess9778
    @wangtess9778 9 лет назад +121

    awesome!!!!
    joke without F or dirty word ,i love her!!!!!

  • @anna10116
    @anna10116 8 лет назад +20

    "All we have is here and now, and that's why procrastination feels so right."

  • @ms.vickieb
    @ms.vickieb 4 года назад +3

    This is so funny I’ve watched it several times over the years and every time laugh

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 6 лет назад +2

    I can watch this over and over and over again........ and have! Always puts me in a good mood!

  • @amayaizzy1514
    @amayaizzy1514 8 лет назад +90

    she makes toilet paper entertaining

  • @cynthiasims5417
    @cynthiasims5417 7 лет назад +16

    What a joy to have a clean comic. Love her.

  • @stephanieharries7746
    @stephanieharries7746 Год назад +5

    I like that she can be really funny and tell stories with humor but and yet not use bad words that shows true Talent

  • @heatherbrown4632
    @heatherbrown4632 6 лет назад +3

    THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYONE THAT WILL BE ABLE TO MATCH ELLEN'S WIT SHE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I WATCH HER

  • @rosamariaaldana
    @rosamariaaldana 8 лет назад +20

    She's one of those people that I consider it awesome that she was ever born!