Kermode Uncut: My Worst Five Films of 2010

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  • @eleanorfogden
    @eleanorfogden 10 лет назад +91

    Mark's impression of fred has just broke my headphones

  • @SIGNIFYING_NOTHING
    @SIGNIFYING_NOTHING 10 лет назад +109

    SCREAMINGLIKETHIS SCREAMINGLIKETHIS SCREAMINGLIKETHIS!

  • @Grumbledookvid
    @Grumbledookvid 10 лет назад +159

    I feel genuinely bad that Kermode had to sit through FRED.

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 9 лет назад +12

      Yeah, but his "SCREAMING LIKE THIS" bit is a hell of a lot funnier than the actual movie.

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 9 лет назад +4

      yeah, i tried watching it and had to switch off after 15 minutes. The Fred character was so bloody irritating. The most irritating film presence imaginable

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 9 лет назад +1

      ASobsessive I quit after 5 minutes.

    • @KSRugby
      @KSRugby 9 лет назад +1

      no i mean i literally switched off! The movie got irritating as soon as Fred started talking.

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 9 лет назад +1

      ASobsessive I only lasted 5 minutes before I shut it off.

  • @aidangreen7006
    @aidangreen7006 5 лет назад +21

    "I already let the right one in, why would I let you in?"

  • @Starzagal
    @Starzagal 8 лет назад +32

    Omg his screaming terrified me that will haunt my dreams

  • @korgscrew2000
    @korgscrew2000 9 лет назад +40

    RIP headphone users

  • @abbyhuntley3171
    @abbyhuntley3171 3 года назад +29

    I genuinely laughed out loud every time Mark said PIMP!

  • @FullInstall
    @FullInstall 4 года назад +7

    3:30 Kermode doing a sterling impression of the baby alien from Alien Resurrection being sucked through the window.

  • @rymhreads
    @rymhreads 13 лет назад +7

    Mark's screaming moments would make the best GIF ever.

  • @gavinkisley1565
    @gavinkisley1565 4 года назад +5

    I’ve got to say man, how Mark ever kept a straight face during this is very bloody impressive!!

  • @robertdarby1039
    @robertdarby1039 3 года назад +9

    I am watching this in 2020. Yes Covid 19 has driven me to watch stuff on RUclips that is well past its sell by date.
    Mark didn't like 'Let me in' but I see it has 88% on Rotten Tomatoes and was nominated for a number of awards. I would like to hear his comments on the film ten years later.

    • @danbal4185
      @danbal4185 2 года назад +5

      "Let Me In" is terrible. The original 2008 swedish film "Let The One Right In" is an absolute masterpiece, not just an horror but a really intelligent and heartfelt social drama, it didn't need a remake. And the remakers didn't even understand the original at all. As Mark righty said: "Let The One Right In is a film about kids that happens to feature vampires, Let Me In is a film about vampires that just happens to feature kids".

  • @SoloMan312
    @SoloMan312 7 лет назад +60

    the way he says pimp 😂😂😂

  • @msacca
    @msacca 13 лет назад +11

    I was cracking up at the Fred screaming.

  • @matafuko
    @matafuko 12 лет назад +6

    "It's like watching all those things you loved as a kid being smashed up by somebody just intent on squeezing money out of franchises"
    - EXACTLY my reaction to Transformers.

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 лет назад +10

    Last airbender should be on this list simply for the fact that it spat in the face of one of the greatest TV shows ever made.

    • @ifsey
      @ifsey 9 лет назад

      last airbender was not that bad. It's probably the best anyone could do condensing a three series show into 100 minutes

    • @ifsey
      @ifsey 9 лет назад

      derp, yes you are right. Still, 700 minutes -> 100 minutes. It was pretty much impossible to make a good live action film of it anyway

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 лет назад +2

      That's what many said about Lord of the Rings.

    • @ifsey
      @ifsey 9 лет назад +1

      The problem there is the source material is just too full of wordy descriptions of cobbles and leaves. When the source material is already an animated tv show, where artistic interpretation is limited, adapting it is arguably harder to get right

    • @joesatmoes
      @joesatmoes 8 лет назад +1

      +ifsey Well still, as a movie it doesn't work. The characters, which were one of the biggest highlights of the show, were reduced to emotionless exposition-bots (and stilted acting didn't help), and the themes presented in the show are not in the movie...they basically chose to adapt the action scenes and not much else. You could look at the surface of the movie and see that the story is similar, but they basically took out the important parts of the show.
      But, giving credit where credit is due, the effects (apart from the infamous 5-bender-1-rock scene) are pretty good, and the music is really good, and it looks really colorful and the sets are amazing...but even the action scenes are kinda dull because the bending isn't snappy and quick like the show.
      Still, in terms of a movie, it fails. In terms of an adaption, it fails. And even though some of it is amazing to look at, there are better looking movies to watch. And since both the show and the movie are both in a visual medium, there wasn't any reason to adapt this in the first place. So really, it's better to just watch the show.

  • @cfischb01
    @cfischb01 12 лет назад +1

    My favorite part of your reviews is your candor! THANK YOU! It so refreshing!

  • @ryanisme1989
    @ryanisme1989 11 лет назад +7

    How can PIMP be no 3 halfway through the year, and no 3 at the end, despite Fred The Movie being a late entry?

  • @renemies78
    @renemies78 10 лет назад +24

    Eat, Pray, Love.............vomit! Lol.

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol 8 лет назад +4

    Well, I have an earache now from Mark's "SCREAMING LIKE THIS!"

  • @fomoran
    @fomoran 13 лет назад

    Dr Kermode, a touch of seasonal flu was chased away by you saying 'Pimp' in a higher pitched voice. Thank you, the smiles kept me from dosing up on beechams and waiting for it all to be over- the smiles you brought helped.

  • @RuhBuhJuh1
    @RuhBuhJuh1 12 лет назад +7

    SCREAMING LIKE THIS SCREAMING LIKE THIS

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 9 лет назад +9

    4:01. Sounds almost like a turkey.

  • @Tomanista
    @Tomanista 13 лет назад +2

    Whenever I get a text message, my phone will from now on go "PIMP!"

  • @Bixbyla93
    @Bixbyla93 12 лет назад +4

    It'd be something lik-SCREAMING LIKE THIS SCREAMING LIKE THIS!

  • @mrkazzam
    @mrkazzam 9 лет назад +5

    repeatedly hit 7 on your keyboard for fun times

  • @Moolers
    @Moolers 8 лет назад +3

    I find it hard to believe Sex in the City 2 is actually worse than Fred: The Movie.

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 12 лет назад +6

    Love the way he says PIMP LOL

  • @Anophathalm
    @Anophathalm 8 лет назад +3

    Kermode is on a roll here haha Denny Dyer should make Fred into a PIMP, how would that review look like? haha

  • @nathstreeter
    @nathstreeter 13 лет назад +1

    Keep fighting the good fight Dr K, we will have our vengence one day.

  • @DenDhur
    @DenDhur 13 лет назад +2

    Doctor K, your thoughts about Sex and the City 2 makes my day every time I hear them, all I can say is BRILLIANT!! thank you for having common sense.

  • @satis1983
    @satis1983 13 лет назад +3

    “I can't actually think of anything that civilisation has achieved that's more poisonous, more repugnant, more repulsive, more retrograde, more depressing than Sex and the City 2” - Brilliant! Good stuff Mark...

  • @TheHappydead
    @TheHappydead 13 лет назад +1

    wow Marks Fred freakout was truly inspiring

  • @trexguy
    @trexguy 13 лет назад

    Dear Kermode and Mayo,
    You guys rock, look forward to every review. Let me just say that I am surprised you did not have "You Again" in your top 5 worst. This movie is to Jamie lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver (two wonderful and super talented actors) as "Old Dogs" was for Robin Williams and John Travolta.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 12 лет назад +1

    PIMP! was the best gag!

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 13 лет назад

    @bobbyladd It's not about being good or bad, it's about being pointless, and remaking something that was already perfect on such a short time span makes it such.

  • @taramarseglia6225
    @taramarseglia6225 5 лет назад

    LOL I am watching this eight years later, and his impression of "Fred" came in and my husband is staring at me from two rooms away.

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett 12 лет назад

    I'm watching this at almost 1:00am and everyone else in the house is asleep. The first SCREAMING LIKE THIS SCREMING LIKE THIS made me dash for volume down key. Every time I turned the volume back up he did it again. Lol, thanks, Mark. :)

  • @BradRapstars
    @BradRapstars 13 лет назад +1

    Deep breaths, you'll do your heart in!

  • @TomWright91
    @TomWright91 11 лет назад

    Couldn't agree more about Nightmare on Elm Street and your opinion of other horror film remakes!

  • @timothyw98
    @timothyw98 7 лет назад +1

    I really like Let me in, the performances were actually pretty good.

  • @otflipz1
    @otflipz1 10 лет назад +5

    The fred segment of this made me wet my pants

  • @Remus0387
    @Remus0387 12 лет назад +1

    Kermode must have a special place in his heart to hate Danny Dyer, he relishes whenever the guy from Dead Man Running has a new film out.

  • @ihazachi
    @ihazachi 13 лет назад +1

    Dr. Kermode is freakin' HILARIOUS! i almost pissed my pants watching this. :D
    "Nitemare on Elm Street" should have been in the number one spot.

  • @babyshambler
    @babyshambler 12 лет назад +1

    MacGruber was excellent! Admittedly, it trailed off in the second half of the film, but plenty of laughs in the first.

  • @aztecghost
    @aztecghost 13 лет назад +1

    good ol' kermode, i agree entirely with this list. love the way he can be so intelligent and be so childish and hilarious! brilliant.

  • @zKa0sz
    @zKa0sz 13 лет назад

    Cheer up Mark, looks like we've got Transformers 4 and Pirates of the Carribean 4 coming our way in 2011!

  • @tomrogers7301
    @tomrogers7301 10 лет назад +1

    Just came here to hear him say 'Pimp!' again.

  • @EdPlays1997
    @EdPlays1997 11 лет назад +1

    I remember when my form tutor saw Sex and the city 2 and I asked her what it was like. She said that it was the worst movie that she had ever seen.

  • @AwesomeCoasters
    @AwesomeCoasters 12 лет назад +2

    SCREAMING LIKE THIS SCREAMING LIKE THIS SCREAMING LIKE THIS

  • @TrevJ0hn
    @TrevJ0hn 13 лет назад

    Having not seen any of those films because I avoided them like the plague I'm pleased to see I do have some sense of taste, thanks Mark.
    You should have run "screaming like this" from the theater 10 mins into Fred, did someone put a gun to your head and say you have to review this film!

  • @eyeswideshut3001
    @eyeswideshut3001 13 лет назад

    i fucking love this guy-- talking about good movies hes insightful- but talking about bad movies hes fantastic

  • @ScottishAtheist
    @ScottishAtheist 13 лет назад

    My god my whole house woke up with that screaming.

  • @feedbackmerchant
    @feedbackmerchant 12 лет назад +2

    Kermode at his best!!!

  • @scuderia_rob
    @scuderia_rob 7 лет назад +3

    Arrive
    "SCREAMING LIKE THIS, SCREAMING THIS!!!"
    Leave

  • @ammorreztristar
    @ammorreztristar 8 лет назад +4

    Anything with Danny Dyer in it ....STAY WELL CLEAR !!!!

    • @ammorreztristar
      @ammorreztristar 7 лет назад +1

      Danny Dyer is a complete joke of an actor.
      His few movies are simply terrible !!

    • @halkitchen1838
      @halkitchen1838 7 лет назад +1

      Wasp was good and he was good in it

  • @Kimberleg
    @Kimberleg 13 лет назад

    Haven't seen or heard of Fred, but even from the little film clips at the side I agree wholeheartedly with the good Dr.
    And just for the record, his review of Sex and the City 2 may just his best review EVER. It's here on RUclips - WATCH IT. So true.
    Long live MK

  • @yellinginmyear
    @yellinginmyear 13 лет назад +1

    SCREAMING LIKE THIS! SCREAMING LIKE THIS!

  • @longclawson
    @longclawson 13 лет назад +1

    Dear Doctor Dodge,
    Could you please splice your impressions of Danny Dyer and Fred together. I think that this would make for interesting listening in 2011.
    Yours sincerely,
    Mark (Nottingham, UK).

  • @Sapphonouveau
    @Sapphonouveau 13 лет назад

    Oh my giddy giddy aunt...

  • @TheEraser92
    @TheEraser92 13 лет назад

    Some friends and I watched pimp the other day, he got it for christmas as a joke. Doing Kermode doing Dyer the whole way through was hilarious.

  • @BelatedCommiseration
    @BelatedCommiseration 12 лет назад

    Hell yeah...Predator 2 was actually a really good sequel...loved the idea of the Predator in the city. No Arnie tho...which sort of lessens it a bit...but still...I tell you man that year was the worst year for me at the movies ever. I don't usually go as much as I'd like because its too pricey but I usually end up seeing good stuff if I go. That year I bought the hype and saw Paranormal activity 2 and predators one after the other.....I had to see Sherlock Holmes to restore my faith in film!

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 13 лет назад

    Sadly I think this will be the closest we'll get to to seeing Mark and the Other One putting up the legendary FRED: THE MOVIE vodcast review...

  • @zKa0sz
    @zKa0sz 13 лет назад

    @roloug95 Nope there was a Trnasformers made back in 1986

  • @bertramkrogh3898
    @bertramkrogh3898 11 лет назад

    Why is the comment section made up of people quoting what we just saw in the video? Like we can't remember ..

  • @pastrychef1985
    @pastrychef1985 13 лет назад

    I aren't justifying Fred with RUclips hits. I just won't do it.

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 13 лет назад

    This was the best year of wittertainment ever.

  • @Rennikus
    @Rennikus 13 лет назад

    @kpreston69 to be fair you must've had your speakers on quite loud if that's the case :P

  • @Criminology2009
    @Criminology2009 13 лет назад

    I'm glad to say that I haven't seen any of those films.

  • @uadfa
    @uadfa 13 лет назад

    The lack of Vampires Suck in your video disturbes me.

  • @superdiscodancer
    @superdiscodancer 13 лет назад

    @petertyson2 what can i say i was curious, will not be so curious the next time, still cant believe how bad it was.

  • @KenworthW900HG
    @KenworthW900HG 11 лет назад

    That's uncanny, I scrolled down to the comments after turning it down, its 00:57 here atm.

  • @Experimentalfilms123
    @Experimentalfilms123 13 лет назад

    @chumpey He said it wasn't as good as the first one (Even though he's not a fan of the original) but not as bad as the second.

  • @townsjim
    @townsjim 13 лет назад

    thank you for destroying my laptop speakers

  • @superdiscodancer
    @superdiscodancer 13 лет назад

    oh my god that was the funniest thing ever! I never comment on anything but i felt i had to say that its nearly 3 oclock in the morning and i have probably woken up the house with my laughter!!PIMP!!!
    i would pay good money to see mark and danny dyer in the same room!!!
    I went to see satc2 because i did like the tv programme it was a good comedy show but this was absolute rubbish lets hope they dont plan on giving us a third film

  • @TheThing88
    @TheThing88 13 лет назад

    @thisisverynotgood
    I can defend people who claim that Kermode is highly opinionated, but a snob? He likes Twilight and the Harry Potter series, unashamedly. He called Babel "Art with a capital F." He thought Last Days was a bunch of self-important tripe. Inception is his favourite movie of 2010. I see a snob as someone who puts their standing among other film fans above actual taste, and Kermode doesn't do that - I don't always agree with him, but he is is most definitely not a snob.

  • @FlamingParanoiaSpoon
    @FlamingParanoiaSpoon 11 лет назад +1

    Kermode killed my ears.

  • @bobbyladd
    @bobbyladd 13 лет назад

    A lot of new viewers of 'Let The Right One In' will **ONLY** have seen it because they saw how good 'Let Me In' is.
    If 'Let Me In' had been crap, they wouldn't have bothered to track down the original version.

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 13 лет назад

    Well... at least he didn't rant about SATC2 this time. The man keeps his promises.

  • @MrSyrett
    @MrSyrett 13 лет назад

    @zKa0sz they were worth waiting for

  • @zKa0sz
    @zKa0sz 13 лет назад

    My suggestion for worst film 2010 is a film called Humpday. Utter bilge from start to end. Mark please review this film!

  • @K0DeX
    @K0DeX 13 лет назад +1

    I laughed so hard I cried. (Not even joking)

  • @terrycharnley
    @terrycharnley 12 лет назад

    I include Predators myself. Give me Predator AND Predator 2 any day. Predators was dismal. I gave it a chance, but no.

  • @drifter1818
    @drifter1818 12 лет назад

    No Last Airbender? I'm surprised.

  • @jonny5779
    @jonny5779 4 года назад +1

    Lol so good!!
    SCREAMING LIKE THIS!! SCREAMING LIKE THIS!!
    LOL!!

  • @MrSyrett
    @MrSyrett 13 лет назад

    it really did take 205 quid at the box office.

  • @uadfa
    @uadfa 13 лет назад

    @TheThing88 Armond White is a movie critic who's actually a snob and a contrarian for the sake of being snarky.

  • @jordanfarrell2041
    @jordanfarrell2041 7 лет назад

    Mark. I was having a nice peaceful nap.

  • @Frellyouall
    @Frellyouall 13 лет назад

    @DirtTankProductions
    now my ringtone

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 13 лет назад

    @DirtTankProductions [insert Gwyneth Zellweger impersonation]

  • @spyrothedragon590
    @spyrothedragon590 13 лет назад +1

    I luv it when he says Pimp :D

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 13 лет назад

    @groove1971 Personally I'm not entirely sure he really believes that. I am more convinced that he chose that just to get right up Michael Bay's nose even further :)

  • @Danesay
    @Danesay 13 лет назад

    where was the expendables?

  • @MichaelLeroi
    @MichaelLeroi 10 лет назад

    I really expected last airbender to be number 1

  • @film4thefuture
    @film4thefuture 13 лет назад

    @paintballing489 Have you not heard his reviews for Cashback, Margot at the Wedding, Fantastic Mr Fox or any number of other 'arty' films? In my opinion he's one of the few critics who doesn't give such films good review out of fear of looking unsophisticated, he doesn't care what people think about him.

  • @14Asura14
    @14Asura14 6 лет назад

    What about the last airbender???

  • @DarrenBonJovi
    @DarrenBonJovi 11 лет назад +1

    love the screaming

  • @TheAmberBreeze
    @TheAmberBreeze 13 лет назад

    Press 8 repeatedly for the funniest movie of the year.

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 13 лет назад +1

    why does he say pimp like that?

  • @Onmysheet
    @Onmysheet 12 лет назад

    Where's The Last Airbender?

  • @petertyson2
    @petertyson2 13 лет назад

    @superdiscodancer Did you not see the first movie then?. If you did then that should have been enough for you to not go anywhere near the sequel surely?.