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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @monkeysex35
    @monkeysex35 5 месяцев назад +1834

    Not even a sloped roof can stop Dillon. He’s the best of us.

    • @R.J.MacReady1982
      @R.J.MacReady1982 5 месяцев назад +27

      Lmao slippery slope. He said he likes high class Asians so this adds up😂😂😂

    • @xenon6947
      @xenon6947 5 месяцев назад +8

      Peter Thiel should Fund and groom Tim Dillon after failed project JD Vance.

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 5 месяцев назад +3

      Hot and sloped.

    • @ukob
      @ukob 5 месяцев назад

      Lets keep timtim him off any roof.

    • @KH4444444444N
      @KH4444444444N 5 месяцев назад

      Normalization of Slipping Risks

  • @SconnerStudios
    @SconnerStudios 5 месяцев назад +3476

    Tim is my only source of news I trust. He is our Walter Cronkite, if Walter Cronkite threatened to burn down a lesbian couples' air bnb.

    • @Kregg8432
      @Kregg8432 5 месяцев назад +44

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jeff-tt7wj
      @Jeff-tt7wj 5 месяцев назад +80

      Let’s be honest. He would have if he was still around.

    • @mitchellbrown9442
      @mitchellbrown9442 5 месяцев назад +10

      Brilliant

    • @Vitaminsiobhan
      @Vitaminsiobhan 5 месяцев назад +10

      JUST like him 😁

    • @xxrkg8437
      @xxrkg8437 5 месяцев назад +5

      Lol

  • @waltrogersmusic
    @waltrogersmusic 5 месяцев назад +1483

    Weekly reminder that Tim is a deeply, deeply closeted straight man.

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 5 месяцев назад

      I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who realizes Tim only sucks c**k to troll everyone.

    • @squirreltakular9049
      @squirreltakular9049 5 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@bumbili1I don't think he's gay; I think he's just deeply closeted.

    • @DFMMei
      @DFMMei 5 месяцев назад +26

      "Dont you know what deeply closeted means?"

    • @DFMMei
      @DFMMei 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@bumbili1 "so I'm tellin ya I'm not gay!"

    • @DFMMei
      @DFMMei 5 месяцев назад

      @@bumbili1 ruclips.net/video/3CYE6H3uDFo/видео.htmlsi=YYmIShijNeyka9xU

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 5 месяцев назад +315

    Tim is like someone eating caviar and champagne on the deck of the titanic screaming there is an iceberg ahead

    • @billjohnson2081
      @billjohnson2081 5 месяцев назад +20

      Tim is the guy raiding the kitchen as the ship starts to go down.

    • @Ascketism
      @Ascketism 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@billjohnson2081 Well yeah. It's the same man.

    • @norwegianmushroom6525
      @norwegianmushroom6525 5 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, right. He makes jokes until it hits the iceberg. Then pushes women and children out of the way to get in the lifeboat while keeping an extra space for his luggage.

    • @XrossUp
      @XrossUp 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@norwegianmushroom6525 We wish them well

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 5 месяцев назад

      And also there's a pedophile temple on the iceberg.

  • @Good_Horsey
    @Good_Horsey 5 месяцев назад +1360

    You ever stop to think about how lucky we are to have this Idiocracy going on, and at the same time have Tim Dillon around to break it down? The odds are staggering.

    • @SolomonRasputin
      @SolomonRasputin 5 месяцев назад +44

      Hulk hogan was scene for scene the same as terry crews in idiocracy

    • @jeremyweems4916
      @jeremyweems4916 5 месяцев назад +11

      Tim needs to be running political campaigns. 😂

    • @joannabreaks435
      @joannabreaks435 5 месяцев назад +6

      @Good_Horsey your gratitude humbles me ty for reminding me to take a moment to be thankful #blessed

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 месяцев назад +4

      No.

    • @harrisonvina753
      @harrisonvina753 5 месяцев назад +4

      I mean the crocs have almost taken over completely … we are very close to idiocracy …

  • @GARZA_ICMG
    @GARZA_ICMG 5 месяцев назад +621

    Kamala talking like a southern Baptist countrywoman is hilarious

    • @Johnzerozero
      @Johnzerozero 5 месяцев назад

      Kamala is watching and taking pointers from tim, he may win the election for her

    • @dellila9301
      @dellila9301 5 месяцев назад

      🤣because TRUMP is so Christian .. there both full of shit

    • @jinvid
      @jinvid 5 месяцев назад +45

      Yeah she's running the Black Church Lady MOD.

    • @SwantonBomb43
      @SwantonBomb43 5 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly, when you think about it, Kamala is like a political gloryhole.

    • @theginjaninja6885
      @theginjaninja6885 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@jinvid ain't nuttin wrong wit that now! Hallelujah 👐🏾

  • @ListenCarefullyGentlemen
    @ListenCarefullyGentlemen 5 месяцев назад +245

    When I inevitably go insane I hope the voice inside my head is Tim Dillon

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm hoping for Gilbert Gottfried.

    • @gustavvaip1600
      @gustavvaip1600 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nope, It will be your dad

    • @dandee6331
      @dandee6331 5 месяцев назад

      ​@gustavvaip1600 well isn't that a nuclear truth bomb.....

    • @diamonddave16
      @diamonddave16 5 месяцев назад

      I’d like Paul Winfield or Liev Schreiber

    • @neveleleven2673
      @neveleleven2673 4 месяца назад

      Morgan Freeman

  • @landrymackie
    @landrymackie 5 месяцев назад +224

    i was about to relapse on HARD DRUGS and then tim finally dropped and now i am eating pasta like a fatty-bom-batty and enjoying the podcast without relapsing. thank you timmy

  • @arturobenavides6142
    @arturobenavides6142 5 месяцев назад +122

    22:32 Tim calling Kamala an attractive woman is one of the few times I remember he’s gay lol

    • @SemperSalam
      @SemperSalam 5 месяцев назад

      I used to think she was hot as well. Not anymore.

    • @andregetbusy
      @andregetbusy 5 месяцев назад +1

      she is attractive, whats your point

    • @arturobenavides6142
      @arturobenavides6142 5 месяцев назад

      @@andregetbusy you might be gay

    • @johnrussell2848
      @johnrussell2848 5 месяцев назад

      @@andregetbusy is gay

    • @StatusNull
      @StatusNull 3 месяца назад

      attractive if your average 50 year old mother who isn't obese is attractive. Ehh. She alright, obesity didn't get her is all she got going for her tho. mentally a fish.

  • @e.daniels5971
    @e.daniels5971 5 месяцев назад +23

    Tim Dillon has mined a RUclips audience vein of pure gold. The comments are often at least as good as the content. Sometimes even better. Thanks to all for the whole damn show.

  • @thelyle1399
    @thelyle1399 5 месяцев назад +307

    I heard that the Sphere is actually flat.

  • @angelaswanson6029
    @angelaswanson6029 5 месяцев назад +192

    The degree of sarcasm and dark humor is so spot on.

    • @barreldreamz7852
      @barreldreamz7852 5 месяцев назад

      Always and every time and always concise

    • @paulsonofrobert
      @paulsonofrobert 5 месяцев назад

      Nothing in this news show is intended to be sarcastic or comical

    • @justalurker3143
      @justalurker3143 5 месяцев назад

      The perfect blend.

  • @andremendez6142
    @andremendez6142 5 месяцев назад +343

    I seriously look forward to listening to Tim's show..... The over the top humor mixed with current events that I'm interested in is absolutely hilarious

    • @acarroll6842
      @acarroll6842 5 месяцев назад +25

      It's a podcast now for tax purposes

    • @bmfnk888
      @bmfnk888 5 месяцев назад +4

      Too bad there isn't a Daily Show that could do it without pandering.😅

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 5 месяцев назад +17

      This comment reads like an AI wrote it

    • @DollarGeneral_Is_a_Plague
      @DollarGeneral_Is_a_Plague 5 месяцев назад

      I mention Tim to people I know cuz he's my favorite person to listen to

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@nedrobinson7490now that you mention it, either chat gpt likes Tim, or someone talks to it way too much and is picking up it's style

  • @gothicqui
    @gothicqui 5 месяцев назад +117

    “They’re not picking up on the fact that the end of the film is calling for their extinction…” oh my goodness, my ribs hurt!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MariNic8
    @MariNic8 5 месяцев назад +80

    “Kamala is the most relatable to people… in that she is not qualified for her job” 💀😂

  • @jondaniel6948
    @jondaniel6948 5 месяцев назад +136

    Tim's sunglasses collection is honestly pretty amazing at this point.

    • @jooosAREevil
      @jooosAREevil 5 месяцев назад +18

      It’s a tax write off for his business 😂 fake business ❤

    • @oscarmadison275
      @oscarmadison275 5 месяцев назад +4

      That one is $1,400 from a Miami boutique yo, he's stylin'

    • @Redpillroost3r
      @Redpillroost3r 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@oscarmadison275that's very gay of you to know that

    • @oscarmadison275
      @oscarmadison275 5 месяцев назад

      @@Redpillroost3r Hello, Frisco! Don't hate playa, I keep up with fashion

  • @0r30-d2c
    @0r30-d2c 5 месяцев назад +122

    Tims narrating the end of an empire. When Tim stops talking it’s over!

    • @IslandVibez_Virgo
      @IslandVibez_Virgo 5 месяцев назад

      @@0r30-d2c So true smh

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 5 месяцев назад +4

      "When the Lamb broke the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour."

    • @caviestcaveman8691
      @caviestcaveman8691 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@pearz420dang didn't know heaven used regular ole human time

    • @ssjsqueak
      @ssjsqueak 5 месяцев назад

      The fat lady hasn't sung yet but he might

    • @derekmoore1387
      @derekmoore1387 5 месяцев назад

      It's not over until the fat lady sings... and Tim is Singing!

  • @spursbucswhitesoxfan
    @spursbucswhitesoxfan 5 месяцев назад +379

    "We're destroying the planet. We need to cut back"
    Also: "Come enjoy the all you can eat buffet"

    • @Rueben-xr1cs
      @Rueben-xr1cs 5 месяцев назад +42

      Dont forget the electricity needed to run that stupid orb

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 5 месяцев назад +9

      yes the message for this movie is very important we need to get the word out now thats why while im promoting the movie i will be flying private

    • @Darth_Conans
      @Darth_Conans 5 месяцев назад +8

      "Our First World lifestyle is going to end life on earth as we know it... Also it's imperative that we import as many people from the Third World into the First World as possible."

    • @vicsjunk5965
      @vicsjunk5965 5 месяцев назад +2

      It only takes 120000000 Giga watts to run this sphere

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 5 месяцев назад +1

      They're soft rolling the idea into the public mind that some people are expendable.

  • @joshuaedwards3322
    @joshuaedwards3322 4 месяца назад +7

    Kamala sounds like me when I'm trying to tell a story but I'm too drunk. Like you hear yourself NOT making sense, but it makes perfect sense inside your brain.

  • @lifeisgoodskt
    @lifeisgoodskt 5 месяцев назад +67

    It's like watching a jester in Henry the 8th's court as the kingdom falls apart but the jokes hit.

  • @carlhamilton6628
    @carlhamilton6628 5 месяцев назад +807

    FATTY BOOM BATTY YES OR YES

  • @cowward7442
    @cowward7442 5 месяцев назад +88

    Sphere and Loathing

  • @rttp-righttothepoint6656
    @rttp-righttothepoint6656 5 месяцев назад +9

    no one is better than Tim breaking down life every week. I wish carlin could hear tim, even though the style is totally different, its very similar in intent and message, which is explaning things in a wild and unique way and explains the things many layers deeep in the onion

  • @Cisco3Pancho
    @Cisco3Pancho 5 месяцев назад +26

    I’m from Texas but I went to a head shop in Ohio and they had this podcast playing on the flat screen on the wall full screen : based af

    • @KingConcierge
      @KingConcierge 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why did you preface that comment by saying "I'm from Texas but..."

    • @YimmyYames513
      @YimmyYames513 5 месяцев назад

      As an Ohio fuck I can attest we love the Pig

    • @StatusNull
      @StatusNull 3 месяца назад

      @@KingConcierge weed is illegal still in texas like worse than most the US so a head shop in texas is like ... used to be liberal country.

  • @Jay.Lombardii
    @Jay.Lombardii 5 месяцев назад +269

    This Election is something out of Parks & Recreations honestly

    • @bkfishing5650
      @bkfishing5650 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yass queen

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 5 месяцев назад +12

      who got shot on parks n rec?

    • @myt110
      @myt110 5 месяцев назад +14

      I’ve always said Parks & Rec is a satire about the uselessness of government

    • @jacklyncheung4993
      @jacklyncheung4993 5 месяцев назад +2

      VEEP

    • @pauldecoster
      @pauldecoster 5 месяцев назад +6

      Long Live Ron Swanson!

  • @roxannekane6142
    @roxannekane6142 5 месяцев назад +21

    This is by far one of my favorite RUclips channels. I get a different perspective on our culture/society and a lot of laughs (something we all could use daily). Thanks Tim!

  • @madmaxthemotomutt6464
    @madmaxthemotomutt6464 5 месяцев назад +88

    22:00 if you told someone in 1990s “PBS will cover a twerking contest” you would say never

    • @ldt8904
      @ldt8904 5 месяцев назад +15

      You'd likely be asked, "Twerking? What's that?"

    • @madmaxthemotomutt6464
      @madmaxthemotomutt6464 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@ldt8904 exactly something (a word) NOBODY used…. Now it’s common language and behavior! wtf

    • @jerrkyd
      @jerrkyd 5 месяцев назад +5

      "This is the campaign....these are the policies".

    • @madmaxthemotomutt6464
      @madmaxthemotomutt6464 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jerrkyd I died when he said it! Just straight forward and actually serious!

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 5 месяцев назад

      @@jerrkyd I love that the .gif going around of Hulk Hogan ripping the American flag shirt at the RNC has an NPR News logo in the corner. 😂
      America had a good run.

  • @AndyWarpol
    @AndyWarpol 5 месяцев назад +21

    I love how Tim reads the ads as though it's the first time he's ever heard the script. It's hilarious. lol.

  • @letalucy644
    @letalucy644 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for doing Gods Work, Tim Dillon. You’re a profound light in our world. For reals.

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 5 месяцев назад +358

    😂 TD is Saturday morning cartoons for nihilistic adults

    • @BoomSkwad47
      @BoomSkwad47 5 месяцев назад +22

      The best description of how i feel sat mornings while i subject my gf to timmy's tirades. It's the small joys in life.

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 5 месяцев назад +13

      OMG! I’m a nihilist!? I’m cool? Whoda thought a sweet girl like me…. Crazy times

    • @BruceLeek86
      @BruceLeek86 5 месяцев назад +2

      Spot on

    • @raynarciso8784
      @raynarciso8784 5 месяцев назад +2

      🏆

    • @oldsoul1758
      @oldsoul1758 5 месяцев назад +3

      what he said

  • @HeidariReacts
    @HeidariReacts 5 месяцев назад +110

    This Tim guy, or shall I say Boombattie Dillon, never fails to amaze us with incredible episodes of top tier news and comedy at the same time.
    I am honored to live at the same time as Mr Boombattie Dillon!🙏

    • @joannabreaks435
      @joannabreaks435 5 месяцев назад +11

      FATTIE BOOOOMBATTI

    • @caracre
      @caracre 5 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly how I feel. Thank God I have this to watch.

  • @CryptoDread
    @CryptoDread 5 месяцев назад +50

    Each week is more wild than last, I give thanks to Tim for keeping us up to date !

  • @nuthin4sumpthin
    @nuthin4sumpthin 5 месяцев назад +20

    When I tell normal people I have a gay friend, I'm talking about listening to Tim.

  • @thenewholistic
    @thenewholistic 5 месяцев назад +10

    43 min in and I'm just dying... This is Prime Tim and we are blessed to have him. He is an angel 🎉🙏

  • @Uarehere
    @Uarehere 5 месяцев назад +209

    All these people decrying JD Vance as boring seem to forget that Mike Pence was vice president for 4 years.

    • @Nick-ws3vv
      @Nick-ws3vv 5 месяцев назад +14

      At least Mike Pence wasn’t a fucking weirdo lol

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 5 месяцев назад +19

      Vance is definitely less boring. Pence never called his boss “American Hitler”.

    • @MoonShine-o5n
      @MoonShine-o5n 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Nick-ws3vvPence was just as much a weirdo..

    • @Darth_Conans
      @Darth_Conans 5 месяцев назад

      @@Nick-ws3vv The "weirdo" thing seems so forced. Sorry if I'm not persuaded by bearded ladies and drag queens that a whitebread glowop Yale product is "weird".

    • @josephpa05
      @josephpa05 5 месяцев назад +6

      mike saved America

  • @podzycie3567
    @podzycie3567 5 месяцев назад +46

    lmao never related more to a Tim D bit than when he brought up the fear of "herding"

    • @briankunkel2754
      @briankunkel2754 5 месяцев назад +3

      Costco dude

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 5 месяцев назад +3

      I usually leave events a little early to avoid exactly that.

    • @theadvocate4698
      @theadvocate4698 5 месяцев назад

      I f"cking hate the herding in airport!

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 5 месяцев назад +1

      The mosh pit is practice for trying to leave the venue.

  • @JohnSmith-hc9cp
    @JohnSmith-hc9cp 5 месяцев назад +189

    I think Tim is trying to tell us that we are all about to die...just a hunch.

    • @jonathangault3335
      @jonathangault3335 5 месяцев назад +5

      Exactly

    • @Galatians2_19to21
      @Galatians2_19to21 5 месяцев назад +13

      I agree, because we are in the end times described in the prophetic books of the Bible. HOWEVER, "whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." - Romans 10:13.
      Put your trust in Jesus Christ and not these lying politicians, which Trump is one of as well. The pre-trib rapture is soon and those of us that are alive when the Lord returns will not taste death but be changed into our eternal bodies in the twinkling of an eye, and we shall forever be at peace in the presence of the LORD (1 Thessalonians 4:15-17, 1 Corinthians 15:51-54).
      MARANATHA!!!

    • @FrunkAsADuck
      @FrunkAsADuck 5 месяцев назад +19

      I thought he was telling me to go see the sphere.

    • @guyterrifico8293
      @guyterrifico8293 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@FrunkAsADuck same

    • @EandJenius
      @EandJenius 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Galatians2_19to21watch your protty mouth. Your pius ays is staying right here for the tribulation with the rest of us.
      Maranatha!

  • @standridge81
    @standridge81 5 месяцев назад +31

    Kamala -
    "An we gon do it again in twenny twenny fo!!"
    Also Kamala-
    Did I say it right? Did I sound cool?

    • @fluffles9591
      @fluffles9591 5 месяцев назад

      Kamalas gangsta

    • @standridge81
      @standridge81 5 месяцев назад

      @@fluffles9591 In her rabid mind she is

    • @fluffles9591
      @fluffles9591 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@standridge81 kamalas gangsta like og loc from gta san andreas

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 5 месяцев назад +1

      No Kam. You didn't.

    • @skeeva4523
      @skeeva4523 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@fluffles9591great comparison

  • @drewm3401
    @drewm3401 5 месяцев назад +49

    "Look at you and look at me, woo" 🤣
    Should be california's state motto.
    Tim Dillon is a friggin genius

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 5 месяцев назад +55

    I work Weekends. These unhinged rants get me over the final hurdle.

    • @LazyRare
      @LazyRare 5 месяцев назад +1

      Tim loves you

    • @mrskmonster
      @mrskmonster 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 5 месяцев назад +2

      Life in the big city…

    • @fbinformant
      @fbinformant 5 месяцев назад

      Gross. You must be poor

    • @manbearpig7521
      @manbearpig7521 5 месяцев назад

      He helps me with my housework. Anything is possible with Tim.

  • @dabz6433
    @dabz6433 5 месяцев назад +85

    Trump better make Tim his press secretary.

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 5 месяцев назад +8

      yes

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 5 месяцев назад +2

      well he does like to put completely unqualified people in important positions. Like his children. He himself is a gameshow host born on third base

    • @chasemcdaniel3620
      @chasemcdaniel3620 5 месяцев назад

      Holy hell. The press would be like "Tim, the president has used harsh language with other world leaders. What are his current plans to lower the temperature?"
      Tim-"Listen sweetheart. Trump is a man and men rule this world. Trump has complete control of the situation. We are all safer in his hands yes or yes?"

    • @osar2870
      @osar2870 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@frarfarfPfizer needs to make a “vaccine” against tds 😂

    • @maxbenneton2328
      @maxbenneton2328 5 месяцев назад +7

      “His children” managed to secure peach in the Middle East while hunter was securing a piece to his lips

  • @idontgetit2938
    @idontgetit2938 5 месяцев назад +93

    dawg, get a big stack of papers in front of you that you never actually read from, like Alex Jones 😄

    • @drownthepoor
      @drownthepoor 5 месяцев назад +8

      He did read them though. He had a document cam so you could see them clearly.

    • @ruck27
      @ruck27 5 месяцев назад +3

      AJ has already pre read everything on his desk for the most part

  • @TP76_76
    @TP76_76 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is so on point, and so funny.
    Tim's summary of what is occurring politically in front of our eyes is more accurate than anything that you will hear on any serious political show.
    This is Carlin level funniness and truth.

  • @bingsterc7621
    @bingsterc7621 5 месяцев назад +5

    Tim, as a Taiwanese Man who was born and raised in The Lone Star State…I can tell you that you're partially correct regarding the reason why owners of Chinese Restaurants change the name of their Restaurants every so often. Besides tax purposes, the other reason why owners change the name of their Restaurants is to help them evade any authorities when they launder money.

  • @zachzach2562
    @zachzach2562 5 месяцев назад +11

    Tim Dillon is like Aristotle but the version that prefers high end Asians

  • @Just_come_back_to_reality
    @Just_come_back_to_reality 5 месяцев назад +152

    What an awesome feeling to open the Jews'tube and see Tim Dillon's beautiful face just ready to update me on current events.

    • @jooosAREevil
      @jooosAREevil 5 месяцев назад +16

      Great bagels 🥯 tho ❤

    • @d-fens-1993
      @d-fens-1993 5 месяцев назад +13

      Oy vey

    • @turnermd1302
      @turnermd1302 5 месяцев назад +25

      lmao how'd you get past the filter with that one

    • @ejmoreno270
      @ejmoreno270 5 месяцев назад

      Welcome to dreamland broadcasting.

    • @xiaoliu7071
      @xiaoliu7071 5 месяцев назад

      You're the type of guy to go to an uncontacted tribe in the Amazon and somehow find a way to blame the Jews for whatever problems you find there. Cringe.

  • @kellimonkawa3268
    @kellimonkawa3268 5 месяцев назад +14

    Tim's rants are always insightful and hilarious.

  • @Isaacr90
    @Isaacr90 5 месяцев назад +140

    One of the most annoying things is ppl saying Kamala is attractive....no she's not.

    • @yolandathompson6138
      @yolandathompson6138 5 месяцев назад +29

      Well next to the crypt keeper anything can look attractive lol

    • @yolandathompson6138
      @yolandathompson6138 5 месяцев назад +28

      “People are stupider so the leaders can be stupider. Everyone can be stupid together” 😂 this pretty much nails the state we’re at.

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 месяцев назад

      Only a gay man could make that assumption

    • @beckee6282
      @beckee6282 5 месяцев назад +1

      She’s not even attractive to the blind

    • @Mr-ed5ep
      @Mr-ed5ep 5 месяцев назад +4

      You must live in a major city. Most people dont, and are too easily impressed.

  • @TheLegendofGumby
    @TheLegendofGumby 5 месяцев назад +17

    “I think it’s very important, as you have heard from so many incredible leaders, for us at every moment in time, and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present. And to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history, and in the moment as it relates not only to the past, but to the future.”
    Just. Wow.

    • @jacklyncheung4993
      @jacklyncheung4993 5 месяцев назад

      And I thought Pete Buttigieg was the best word salad tosser

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 5 месяцев назад

      So much nothing.

    • @VampageRampage
      @VampageRampage 5 месяцев назад

      Holy empty platitudes, Batman!🦸🏻‍♂️

  • @chadfrench955
    @chadfrench955 5 месяцев назад +2

    We need Timmy for a bigger role than podcast guesting and comedy tours. The world needs him more than ever right now.

  • @alekmajeski7528
    @alekmajeski7528 5 месяцев назад +26

    Dude tim is getting ridiculously funny

    • @TinselDoll
      @TinselDoll 5 месяцев назад +7

      He has the subject essentially handed to him, then he does his logic alchemy.

  • @EiGhTyNi9e
    @EiGhTyNi9e 5 месяцев назад +19

    This movie at the sphere is basically the idea of those murals from the Denver Airport, haha. I don't realise how much I look forward to this podcast, not show (for tax purposes) until Friday hits and I see the noti that a new episode is scheduled to premiere.

  • @richm4848
    @richm4848 5 месяцев назад +233

    Watching a self declared Indian woman speak Ebonics.
    Very entertaining but also a bit insulting.

    • @kw6713a
      @kw6713a 5 месяцев назад +39

      Kind of scary tbh how little the regime thinks of people, and knowing they are probably right about it

    • @abraham_myshkin
      @abraham_myshkin 5 месяцев назад +10

      Sounded more southern than Ebonic.

    • @TheOriginalArchie
      @TheOriginalArchie 5 месяцев назад

      Trump was a liberal his whole career, until he ran for president. He even said at the RNC that he was a Democrat his whole live. Now, I don't care about either of them, but I will call out flip floppers and people who are completely indoctrinated to the social feed algorithm. WHICH IS SOMEBODY LIKE YOU. The two party system is outdated, and so are flip floppers.

    • @MasteringParagliding
      @MasteringParagliding 5 месяцев назад

      Black face

    • @SecretMarsupial
      @SecretMarsupial 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@abraham_myshkinshes dabbled in both. Depends on crowd identity and zip code. Her act could use a lot of work very amateur

  • @gerardozambrano4863
    @gerardozambrano4863 5 месяцев назад +13

    38:00 “how fun would that be besch!?” 😂😂😂 i cackled

  • @KurtisWray
    @KurtisWray 5 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that Tim Dillon exists makes all our lives better every week

  • @Sid00077
    @Sid00077 5 месяцев назад +64

    Hogan at RNC and now this 😂. We truely live in a South Park episode.

    • @jessicajones657
      @jessicajones657 5 месяцев назад +13

      That was a Camacho moment from Idiocracy.

    • @oldsoul1758
      @oldsoul1758 5 месяцев назад +5

      Next season is gonna be fire.

    • @SemperSalam
      @SemperSalam 5 месяцев назад +4

      Where my Trumpamaniacs at?!

    • @sarab6458
      @sarab6458 5 месяцев назад

      This political season is wild!

  • @BigDaddy-nv3mq
    @BigDaddy-nv3mq 5 месяцев назад +23

    I quit drinking a few months ago an I had to start again to try and understand what she is talking about. It hasn't helped any at all but it's nice to have a new excuse to get trashed.

    • @porquee
      @porquee 5 месяцев назад

      Cheers bruther🍻

    • @bongofury333
      @bongofury333 5 месяцев назад +4

      I'm allergic to alcohol. I break out in handcuffs

    • @morningstar9233
      @morningstar9233 5 месяцев назад

      Welcome home

  • @Yobigjake
    @Yobigjake 5 месяцев назад +14

    My only hope for the post apocalyptic wartime we are undoubtedly headed towards is that Tim Dillon survives and broadcasts a 24 hour show from joe rogans bunker/podcast studio

  • @o_fim_de_tudo
    @o_fim_de_tudo 5 месяцев назад +4

    21:28 I chuckled at "yaas queening" so true.

  • @grantplowdrey9134
    @grantplowdrey9134 5 месяцев назад +6

    This is why Tim Dillon needs to be a political consultant.

  • @codybrooks5016
    @codybrooks5016 5 месяцев назад +15

    Is it me or has Tim somehow become even funnier as of late?

  • @bleedlejuice
    @bleedlejuice 5 месяцев назад +47

    Life in the big City

    • @chrisdonahue524
      @chrisdonahue524 5 месяцев назад +2

      I started using this around my friends

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@chrisdonahue524 ohh yeah life in the big city

    • @mattstiglic
      @mattstiglic 5 месяцев назад

      It's a real knife fight out here

  • @jaydiaz3301
    @jaydiaz3301 5 месяцев назад +48

    I always love the guy that laughs in the back! Never fire him Tim!! 😂

    • @5phany5
      @5phany5 5 месяцев назад

      Who is he?

    • @Someguy13131
      @Someguy13131 5 месяцев назад +13

      New fans, lol.

    • @drownthepoor
      @drownthepoor 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Someguy13131 We won't even tell them at this point what they lost. Just like the country.

    • @OZDurden
      @OZDurden 5 месяцев назад +1

      Producer

    • @SokumenTop
      @SokumenTop 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@5phany5Ben Avery locked in a dog cage drinking wine out of a burger king cup

  • @keifer38consulting
    @keifer38consulting 5 месяцев назад +3

    Looking for the weekly reminder that tim dillon needs his own radio channel on GTA 6

  • @Cacciatore_Raccoglitore
    @Cacciatore_Raccoglitore 5 месяцев назад +2

    I am learning English. This podcast is very useful.

  • @createdjustforyoubypaul
    @createdjustforyoubypaul 5 месяцев назад +22

    In all seriousness, if Tim Dillon isn’t president of the United States one day… then we failed as a species.

  • @rustyshackleford81
    @rustyshackleford81 5 месяцев назад +48

    Tim "pig" Dillon is the only presidential debate host/moderator we want

    • @BajatheChickenMan
      @BajatheChickenMan 5 месяцев назад +4

      I want Tim Dillon and Lewis Black to write Presidential speeches.

    • @dannymiller3905
      @dannymiller3905 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@BajatheChickenMan and narrated by Gilbert Gottfried 🤣🤣

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 5 месяцев назад

      Its THE pig newbie

  • @notagiantseaslug5523
    @notagiantseaslug5523 5 месяцев назад +7

    Thanks, we need Tim urgently during these trying times.

  • @lefdee
    @lefdee 5 месяцев назад +9

    when the doctors told me i was gonna die my only hope was that i could at least see the next star wars movie. regrettably i lived but nothing phases me anymore

  • @Co0oLCat
    @Co0oLCat 5 месяцев назад +5

    hahaha , " These human bags of shit in vegas" and "high end asians at the baccara table" made me laugh my ass off.

  • @pi1810
    @pi1810 5 месяцев назад +20

    "Every person is Kamala Harris" _ Tim Dillon
    BRILLIANT!
    It doesn't matter what you support. THAT is the answer.

  • @RavenTD46
    @RavenTD46 5 месяцев назад +37

    Take us to the Sphere, Tim, the Sphere.

    • @Musicalchores
      @Musicalchores 5 месяцев назад +3

      I hope he performs there sometime maybe next year

    • @nedrobinson7490
      @nedrobinson7490 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Musicalchoresa screeching Tim in 16k resolution, 5 stories tall, looming over you like the Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters? Yes or yes?

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 5 месяцев назад +2

      How long until someone says the Sphere is just a flat screen.

    • @williamduggins2172
      @williamduggins2172 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bullschitt3666 but when you spill your beer inside it finds it's level... haha

    • @common_sense1567
      @common_sense1567 5 месяцев назад +1

      I want to see the lights 😂😂😂

  • @DaleBMock
    @DaleBMock 5 месяцев назад +44

    I wish he uploaded more often… we need his funny right now 😭

  • @michel-adrienacadie8898
    @michel-adrienacadie8898 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂 the correlation between the sphere and the campaign was smooth

  • @hrtdinasaurette3020
    @hrtdinasaurette3020 5 месяцев назад +6

    Ah, Sunday morning in the U.K. - late breakfast and Timmy time. 😊❤🇬🇧

  • @user-jf9sx1nf3s
    @user-jf9sx1nf3s 5 месяцев назад +28

    Thankful the world will see this video in 10/20 years and say, damn this Dillon guy was on to somethin'

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 5 месяцев назад +1

      i dunno i mean yeah hes worth the reverence but i think there is to much media for anything to be reveared properly everything is really short lived these days

    • @saffyjanes8875
      @saffyjanes8875 5 месяцев назад +1

      On to what some people have always known. Wow. So radical.

    • @Bootigieg
      @Bootigieg 5 месяцев назад

      @@saffyjanes8875agreed. You can listen to his old episodes and he’s a literal philosopher and foreshadows so much it’s crazy

  • @CameronRyan
    @CameronRyan 5 месяцев назад +58

    Saying Kamala is attractive is an overstatement to say the least.

    • @allenscott8485
      @allenscott8485 5 месяцев назад +10

      so is the half black part too

    • @collinsweeney-z9u
      @collinsweeney-z9u 5 месяцев назад +4

      She actually is kinda hot 😂

    • @rayn.2688
      @rayn.2688 5 месяцев назад

      @@collinsweeney-z9ulike low key

    • @anirbanmukherjee9281
      @anirbanmukherjee9281 5 месяцев назад

      No its not. She's 59 and you are obviously blind.

    • @VampageRampage
      @VampageRampage 5 месяцев назад

      @@collinsweeney-z9uWe can only say this if we preface it with, “I’m gay, but she acts like she’s got that HOT level of stupid.”

  • @jennyahansen_
    @jennyahansen_ 5 месяцев назад +20

    It’s my first time here and that experience was so real, intelligent and beautifully hilarious. Excellent vibe-ology. 5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @jeffreykopko3851
    @jeffreykopko3851 3 месяца назад

    The best part about Tim's show is that you can randomly switch from one to another and not lose the narrative.

  • @R3l3ntl3sss
    @R3l3ntl3sss 5 месяцев назад +24

    I was one of the principal audio technicians for Sphere. I also worked on the audio for Postcards From Earth. I could tell Tim so many just absurd stories of what I went through dealing with all the crazy that went down behind the scenes.

    • @morningstar9233
      @morningstar9233 5 месяцев назад +9

      Didn't Tim just say he really doesn't give a shit?

    • @schmo49
      @schmo49 5 месяцев назад +2

      Don't tell tim tell us

    • @EliasGreyArt
      @EliasGreyArt 5 месяцев назад

      I’m curious to hear

    • @jamey2326
      @jamey2326 5 месяцев назад

      The ‘principal’ part is just to make you feel special. You don’t need to include it with your job title

  • @frankrizzo7746
    @frankrizzo7746 5 месяцев назад +24

    I showed my roommates Tim Dillon 187 last night. The night ended with them fired up angry hating Tim.. Some peons cant handle it

    • @ruck27
      @ruck27 5 месяцев назад +14

      It’s ok. Your parents just don’t have a good sense of humour 😊

    • @frankrizzo7746
      @frankrizzo7746 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@ruck27 "yeah but it's a sweet car" LOL

    • @LouDiamondPhilips199
      @LouDiamondPhilips199 5 месяцев назад

      That’s how every comedian works. For every one person that likes them, they show it to the group of friends and create five haters. Comedians have a finite timeline

    • @saffyjanes8875
      @saffyjanes8875 5 месяцев назад

      He’s just not that amazing and some of us can see it as we do more observing and already thought everything he eventually says.

    • @Hawaiian192
      @Hawaiian192 5 месяцев назад +3

      Kamala reminds me of the Miss America contestant trying to sound smart in her speeches.

  • @jeremy947
    @jeremy947 5 месяцев назад +41

    I love when Tim talks about "most Americans" and describes something I've never experienced myself or even heard of

    • @joncooper107
      @joncooper107 5 месяцев назад +13

      This may speak more about your bubble 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@joncooper107 and with no frame of reference for what they are speaking to you assume a closed mind i think that says more and the single upvote of the comment reinforces my assumtions

    • @nathanwinhusen6017
      @nathanwinhusen6017 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jonny_codphilo7809what?

    • @cze33e
      @cze33e 5 месяцев назад

      so you're not a fat Ohioan?

    • @denkinoms
      @denkinoms 5 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @_-YoMoMMa-_
    @_-YoMoMMa-_ 5 месяцев назад +13

    This is my favorite podcast (for tax purposes)

  • @jonathandeutsch4010
    @jonathandeutsch4010 5 месяцев назад +2

    As a Vegas resident, he's right, the people who "gotta see the sphere" are the friends you had in HS who moved to Florida in their 20's.

  • @CA-lf7jt
    @CA-lf7jt 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yup your comments on the sphere were spot on. Half of it was empty. But the herding of people was insane fhere. People were happy to be there standing calmly in the lobby waiting for family etc and the usher was literallyYELLING into the mic,” PEOPLE!!!! We start in FORTY FIVE minutes!!! Go to the door NOW PEOPLE!!!” I was kind of shocked .

  • @tpp27
    @tpp27 5 месяцев назад +21

    if there's another elvis movie, tim has to be the actor for it. those glasses he's wearing on today's show is 100% elvis.

    • @Lopfff
      @Lopfff 5 месяцев назад +1

      Viva Las Vegas

    • @modera.torrent_
      @modera.torrent_ 5 месяцев назад +3

      I love how after the first episode that he wore the sunglasses, sunglasses immediately became part of his podcast outfit. Something about them makes his super edgy takes like 10x funnier. I imagine he probably feels more confident and like he can be himself on camera. Cops wear them for a similar reason, the wearer gets a default feeling of superiority, as the vulnerability from the public better reading your emotions from your eyes (the most expressive indicators of emotion are in the eyes and eyebrows), therefore you can see others eyes while yours are shielded from judgement.

  • @atothayu
    @atothayu 5 месяцев назад +8

    tim articulated brat better than anyone ive heard. take note

  • @pedrotauzen
    @pedrotauzen 5 месяцев назад +32

    It's sad to see the Tim Dillon Show die before our eyes.
    But this Tim Dillon Podcast seems nice.

    • @5phany5
      @5phany5 5 месяцев назад +2

      What do u mean?

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@5phany5 who knows who cares

    • @YaNJASlc
      @YaNJASlc 5 месяцев назад +1

      Life in the big city

    • @j.clements2093
      @j.clements2093 5 месяцев назад

      @@5phany5For tax purposes.

  • @devonroyer2577
    @devonroyer2577 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tim needs to be put on every channel 24/7

  • @deadbutworking
    @deadbutworking 5 месяцев назад +2

    "or have they already? Goodnight" line made me LOL.
    Love you Tim!

  • @atothayu
    @atothayu 5 месяцев назад +8

    TIM HOLY SHIT THIS IS A TOP TEN. and ive watched all of your eps

    • @YaNJASlc
      @YaNJASlc 5 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve bee watching since OG fake business & I have to agree, this is up there

  • @zombygunslinger
    @zombygunslinger 5 месяцев назад +7

    Tim's description of the anti human movie at the Sphere is apparently pretty accurate.

  • @JessicaC.
    @JessicaC. 5 месяцев назад +6

    It's the Tim Dillon Experience

  • @BrianWolf-vv6bg
    @BrianWolf-vv6bg 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tim, really appreciate you brother. In my opinion your show is the most enjoyable and entertaining in a world full of boring unimaginative podcasts that spit out and repeat the same crap. Keep em coming love the show.

  • @DillTheDog
    @DillTheDog 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hi From Across the Pond 🇬🇧 I only found you a few days ago, and are now binge listening to every video , you my friend are a Breath Of Fresh Air. Not only are you 💯 on point, I’ve not laughed to much for years. Absolutely Bloody Brilliant 😂😂

  • @juanestevas6488
    @juanestevas6488 5 месяцев назад +6

    I really can’t wait for the Trump vs Harris debate

  • @bradpitbull4450
    @bradpitbull4450 5 месяцев назад +3

    When will Tim come to the UK? It's eating itself alive. Totally his vibe 🎉

  • @Morpheusarrow
    @Morpheusarrow 5 месяцев назад +4

    Tim sees the world like it really is.

  • @jared_really
    @jared_really 5 месяцев назад +1

    Timothy is the most down to earth, nurturing, and truly caring 27 year old I’ve ever met.

  • @aussiehardwood6196
    @aussiehardwood6196 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tim sums up the world around us perfectly with unique detail.