Good grief. These kiss ass comments are so cringe. I missed when comedians made fun of Hollywood, not when they all became Hollywood but to each their own.
Tims commentary is way funnier than normal comedians sets for stadiums. Tim does new commentary weekly. So impressive. The layers of the jokes are amazing 🤩
This is how Tim DIllon would cover the French Revolution if it were happening today. "Did they *have* to invent the guillotine? No, but they *cared*" "Did everyone deserve to lose their heads? Of course not, it's a tragedy! Did they bring it on themselves? Who am I to say? Some say yes, some say no."
@@lifeisgoodskt it’s wild cause the majority of the help seems to be citizens organizing themselves and donating and running tent shelters and feeding people and figuring it out. All across mainstream and social media I haven’t seen fema doing anything anywhere. I’m sure they’re there somewhere but…. Makes you wonder for sure. Also made me realize the government isn’t coming and won’t be any help so we all need plans.
I live in Vegas and the local news was saying Resorts World was offering special refugee rates at the Hilton while they were interviewing some fire refugees. Hey if you can't flee to Las Vegas for a luxury vacation when your world is going up in flames what's the point of living lol
Hi Tim, my family and I lost our home of 67 years in Altadena a week ago tonight. My family small business of 40 years (local handyman/woodworker) lost every tool, hordes of scrap and off cuts. I needed this rant- but also GFYS.
Love ya, Tim! I’m a middle aged Mom and wife from Alberta, Canada and I listen to you when I am doing chores or housework and I laugh all the way through what can be, at times, drudgery.❤
Too bad it’s next to impossible to get a building permit in LA in any kind of reasonable timeframe. It’s gonna take years before any of these people break ground on new homes.
@@zebrapleco7895And getting enough materials to rebuild will be next to impossible, and expensive. It will effect the entire country, but especially people in the area. Homeowners who didn't lose their home, and just want to do basic maintenance, will have a hell of a time getting everything that they need. I predict that the state will buy land from people who just want to sell and move on. Those people who still have a mortgage, and not millions of dollars in the bank, will be needing to get rid of that property real quick. That's a lot of people who are suddenly in need of a house.
@@DeflatingAtheism he did make some reasonable comments about preventing companies like Blackrock from swooping in and buying up all the land at “fire sale” prices (my term not his lol)…whether he’ll actually be willing and/or able to follow through on that is another question of course
Sprained my ankle today yet had to keep working because I’m a nurse & we’re short staffed… god blessed me with a special Tim Dillon episode… I’m a believer 🙏🙏🙏
That's crazy, sick = sick, hurt = hurt. Them being understaffed is not your responsibility but a management issue. You allow them to not care for employees by doing this. Have more self respect. You work to live, you dont live to work.
@@Fenriz1222Sure it is. If they're short-staffed then they need better management. Not the individual staff members' responsibility to keep working when they're injured.
Tim borrowed a fancy studio with multiple camera angles for this important fire episode and the diehard fans don’t need this but we still appreciate the cinematography. Get your beak wet king!
As a guy in my mid 40's born and raised in Cali (in the film industry) who has historically voted blue, and lived in the Palisades, THIS WAS AMAZING! P.S. Don't worry, I stopped voting blue and got the hell out of there after Covid.
There’s more Texans and Arizonians moving into California than there is there’s Californians leaving 😩👋🏻 it’s just the broke transplants going back home. DURRRR
The comedic timing of the camera switching angles to a wide view right when he says he will burn it down if someone does Disney Malibu was chefs kiss 🤌
I live in LA myself and I have to say I enjoyed every minute of this. Sometimes in life, things are just so F-ing Ridiculous you have to make fun of it or else you will scream. Thanks Tim, The absurdity of this all defies the imagination and I must say, that Hollywood couldn't have written a more diabolically Preposterous, ironic, and morbid, yet still predictably tragic script for itself. This is just what I needed.
Bob Hope didn't stop doing comedy during WWII. He went over and entertained the soldiers relentlessly. Gallows humor is the best coping mechanism for me, and Tim is the king! 😅
Funny how I get on my Microsoft edge home page and see donation tabs for the LA fires but I never once seen anything for south Caroline during the hurricanes…. 🤔
North Carolina but yes. They are still suffering to this day. Interstate 40 connecting Tennessee to NC won’t be open until 2028 if that tells you anything about the damage. Entire communities were erased from the face of the planet and they got very little support for their troubles.
Because they're probably the same donation tabs that link to ActBlue like the one Newsom shared. ActBlue being the Democrat fundraising platform. About 4% is admitted to being collected by the Democrat party, but also I don't believe even 50% of the donations going through there will actually reach firefighting efforts, or the people suffering from the fires.
A natural disaster isn’t mismanagement, by your logic Texas shouldn’t exist the way they let their citizens freeze to death from poor planning, and South Carolinians as well
I often listen to Tim in the morning, as I get ready for and while commuting to work, his realism and humanity give me some comfort to start off my day. Thank you Tim.
Thank god Tim was still able to do this podcast despite his personal tragedy.
He lost nothing.
@ his house burned to the ground with his wife and kids in it. Now open up all that wallet for his go fund me!
@@Octavius_bobcat Tim deserves to go to Japan and have us pay for it. It is only fair.
😂
😂😅😂
I really enjoy Tim's fireside chats. He is the leader we need in these dark times.
😂 fireside chats
I’m gonna use the wildfire background on my next pointless Zoom call.
@@gijoey5912lmao do it 😂
Great comment. I love the outdated af reference 😂
Tim lit up this podcast. Blazing spcial media with his flaming personality. Out of the fying pan...
😂
He's lost everything but still finds time to give back to his little youtube community 🙏
We wish him well
Like a good neighbor Tim Dillon is there.
🏆
Tim is wide, and he’s on our side.
You sir win the internet today. Standing ovation worthy comment!
@@bloatedsodium7301 I just sang that along to the jingle in my head.
Lmfaoo 😂❤
Tim is the ember that keeps glowing brighter than the fires of California
This is the best comment. Yes or yes?
😂😂
Him rolling around in the mud is actually what started it.
@@Cas_anova😂
😂😂😂
This was an hour and five minute of brutal, masterful poetry.
Cringe
This is the most intellectual take on LA I've ever heard. Truly profound
Truly. “… they drink coffee & talk about who has cancer & whose kid is trans…” 😂😂Haha
@@billiejowhite3638 this is exactly what they say Republicans told me they do
Just wait til Adam Corolla comes on
"They didn't deserve this. The Palisades are a nice stupid r*****d town. They didn't deserve it."
They don’t deserve this
This is going to go down as the most significant piece of journalism from 2025
Starting the year off on a high note.
Only 3 weeks in. 2025 is literally LIT.
Podcast of the year
Wait until Alex Jones references it in his 2028 documentary, "Liquor Wars."
Art*
This is the single greatest podcast episode I have ever heard
Tim Dillon is a national treasure and we need to protect him at all cost.
Me too. It's genius
The pharmacy burned down and I need my happies!
I was thinking the same thing. This podcast episode is like a comedy special. Just perfect
I’m not from the US. Could anyone explain why this is ‘the greatest podcast episode’?
Tim has a fucking death grip on the game right now and I’m here for all of it.
YES!
He’s come up so much since during COVID when he would have those porch pods. It’s great to see, he deserves it. Super funny guy.
I like how you call life a game, I agree,
His material is practically writing itself 😂😂
Good grief. These kiss ass comments are so cringe. I missed when comedians made fun of Hollywood, not when they all became Hollywood but to each their own.
"For every $400,000 we make we will donate $5.00 to end homelessness in L A"😅😅😅
#TimGivesBack 😂
Where can I donate?
Should poor people have to donate to rich celebrities to rebuild their house or else we feel like heartless monsters?
Yes or yes
Donated
He was channeling his inner BLM donation movement
This is, unironically, the best commentary on the Palisades Fires I've ever seen.
Tim Dillon Should be the White House Press Secretary
You mean in GTA VI??
That would honestly be amazing lol
Tims commentary is way funnier than normal comedians sets for stadiums. Tim does new commentary weekly. So impressive. The layers of the jokes are amazing 🤩
😂😂😂
@@Musicalchores is he gonna be on the radio?
Slowly the morphing into Alex Jones with the multi camera setup and the backdrop was inevitable..
Yeah and he grew up listening to Alex everyday. Makes sense
?.. A much better and more refined Alex Jones if you want to make that comparison. Also you might be new to Tim lol
The time has come.
@@mikewilhelmson8413 we wish him well.
Yes, and he yells also 😂😂😂
Tim being in a hoodie this close to the blaze completely unfazed is why we all rally behind him. Legendary.
daring yet sophisticated enough to wear eye protection , he’s flawless
I pushed my bed to the middle of the room so l can pace in circles around it while I listen to this
hilarious
😂😂😂too funny
May I join you
Yes
Why is this comment so freaking amazing..... 😆
This is how Tim DIllon would cover the French Revolution if it were happening today.
"Did they *have* to invent the guillotine? No, but they *cared*"
"Did everyone deserve to lose their heads? Of course not, it's a tragedy! Did they bring it on themselves? Who am I to say? Some say yes, some say no."
“Will I be buying a gullotine? YES!”
Yes or yes?
Let’s go ahead and leave the comedy and fake business to the professionals
@@FrenchCanadianGuyyo! That shit is hilarious! Yes or yes?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant
" That home in the palisades was the only thing I had! ... besides the other 3". Tim has filled the trough to the rim!
My sister lived right across from the Palisades Village. She is back to speaking like a Tennessee conservative real quick.
People about to get red and black pilled real quick.
Let them eat cake in 2025 means here is $750 from FEMA because you lost everything.
🤣🤣🤣👍
Ha ha
@@lifeisgoodskt it’s wild cause the majority of the help seems to be citizens organizing themselves and donating and running tent shelters and feeding people and figuring it out. All across mainstream and social media I haven’t seen fema doing anything anywhere. I’m sure they’re there somewhere but…. Makes you wonder for sure. Also made me realize the government isn’t coming and won’t be any help so we all need plans.
I have a theory about the Arsonists in LA. They saw the Meghan, With Love trailer and decided to torch the joint.
Did the American Riviera Orchard burn? I must know.
I think it has something to do with Will Ferell and his confused friend
Hard to blame them
Solid theory
evil begets evil. she will grow stronger.
The fact that strawberries are picked in Oxnard just being a fact rolling around in Tim's head is hilarious to me
like any good refugee, Tim flees to the Wynn casino, resort, and spa
Sometimes you have to enjoy yourself. You deserve it
underrated comment
I live in Vegas and the local news was saying Resorts World was offering special refugee rates at the Hilton while they were interviewing some fire refugees. Hey if you can't flee to Las Vegas for a luxury vacation when your world is going up in flames what's the point of living lol
“LA COUNTY: 72 genders 0 fire hydrants”
Audible lol
Reeeeee
531 personality types in a dating app but…
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You win !
The rant at the end may be one of Tim’s finest
I’m coming back seconds, the slop is that good
Wasn't the whole thing a rant ?
He’s so good lol, it’s crazy
"It doesn't matter that I sold my house a year ago" 😂
Like rubbing dog shit into a persian rug whilst smiling at the owner of the house😂
This is the exact opposite of the Bill Burr "let's not point fingers!" podcast and I'm so grateful for it. Thank you, Tim.
Bill burr is a bumm
Old Billy blue balls
Stopped listening to Burr. Is he 💯 woke!?
Yep he toned down once he started getting acting roles and had a kid
Sad, peak Burr has definitely passed
I haven’t listened to burr in years. What a hack
watching this in my all original singlewide trailer from 1966 in the woods in rural mississippi is wild.
Dad?
Ted?
Based?
Living the dream
I can smell it thru the comment 😂
Solo episodes where Tim is commenting on the callousness or fognitive dissonance in our society is where tim shines
Fognitive dissonance unironically goes hard
Tim is one of the most articulate men on the planet when he wants to be. No one will sum this up better.
I have to watch these 4-5 times over and over just to catch it all. It’s like he says the next word that comes to his mind. It flows so eloquently
There’s really no sharper comedian podcasting right now. At least not one who is actually funny.
Easily the most epic message at the end of the episode. Im starting to suspect, Tim aint no comedian. He is a prophet
He is a truthful man with common sense, logic and with à great sarcastic sense of humour. Brilliant.
Tim Dillon you are a beacon of hope in a bleak and dreary world!
is that Bruce Vilanch?
Thought it read a bacon 🥓 of help 🤔
I think you meant bacon 🥓
Bacon 🥓 of hope
He will never read this
Tim sliding into the 8pm slot, pre kill tony, saw it on cable guide. Should be huge for you Mr. Dillon.
Who's Tiny?
That gay guy that likes the joker?
TV Guide showed this with Kirby Vaccum ads. What a change of pace.
Can’t figure out why Tuesgays stay committed to mondays 9pm East Coast straight up against KillTony
@@RioDuekbecause only podcast nerds watch podcasts live. It’s really not that important
@ Pod is Life
Hi Tim, my family and I lost our home of 67 years in Altadena a week ago tonight. My family small business of 40 years (local handyman/woodworker) lost every tool, hordes of scrap and off cuts. I needed this rant- but also GFYS.
LA, We wish you well
It’s a real knife fight out there!
We can't all be Fiona Apple am I right or am I right
LA should take this as a warning. Electing dum dums has consequences.
Tim Dillon wanted to watch the world burn
@@nathangill8404 truly
Tim pulling out of LA faster than an insurance company. Smart. Savvy.
Pulled out faster then a 18 year old hoping not to get his girlfriend pregnant 😂
Love ya, Tim! I’m a middle aged Mom and wife from Alberta, Canada and I listen to you when I am doing chores or housework and I laugh all the way through what can be, at times, drudgery.❤
Tim must have read the comments from Saturday. I really needed this!
Tim paid his editor in Nobu gift cards to pull an extra shift
Lololllll
My exact thoughts
This is healing. I am a Lahaina, Maui Jewish Energy Weapon System (J.E.W.S.) victim too. But I am poor and now the rich get to experience the fun.
You saw that too! Whoever commented that is near-savant.
I love Tim. I feel like I’m back in the 90’s or early 2000’s when people had common sense and critical thinking. ❤
Tim speaks off the cuff for an hour. No notes. No teleprompter. Fucking brilliant.
I don't pay attention to the emergency broadcast system, I pay attention to Tim's emergency podcasts.
It's like a more funny amber alert.
@jordanalexander5275 in this case an ember alert lol
Emergency podcast system, if you will.
@@jordanalexander5275Once you know Laura Silsby is in charge of them, amber alerts are hilarious.
Step 1: Sell your LA Mansion
Step 2: Clear the land
Step 3: swoop in and buy it all back for pennies on the dollar.
Smart thinking Tim
blackrocks biz plan.... coming to canada aswell if PP gets elected. amazing how much bigger blackrock got after 2008.....
@@waywordprairie922coming to Canada no matter who get elected
Too bad it’s next to impossible to get a building permit in LA in any kind of reasonable timeframe. It’s gonna take years before any of these people break ground on new homes.
@@zebrapleco7895And getting enough materials to rebuild will be next to impossible, and expensive. It will effect the entire country, but especially people in the area. Homeowners who didn't lose their home, and just want to do basic maintenance, will have a hell of a time getting everything that they need. I predict that the state will buy land from people who just want to sell and move on. Those people who still have a mortgage, and not millions of dollars in the bank, will be needing to get rid of that property real quick. That's a lot of people who are suddenly in need of a house.
@@zebrapleco7895 it’s years for peasants, black rock will get all of those permits in a day.
When I saw LA FIRE EMERGRNCY PDCAST .. I knew Tim would be absolute fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 .. I never imagined how good it would be.
Lowkey some of the best satire I’ve ever seen. That was banger
Tim enjoying being a "refugee" is so spot on for a lot of people 😂
This entire rant is better than specials I've seen from other comics.
Tim dropping an emergency refugee podcast is the best surprise so far in 2025
Tim Dillon is the Bacon of hope
Indeed
Don't talk to my friend like that 😂😂😂
💜
😂😂😂😂😂
Ahh haaa, good show
ON 🔥 FIRE, Thank God for this emergency podcast.
Thank God for Tim.
"Hey none of these Blackrock fire extinguishers work, they are all full of kerosine!"
Newsom is already calling for “L.A. 2.0”. Gee, doesn’t that sound a bit like “Build Back Better”?
@@DeflatingAtheism he did make some reasonable comments about preventing companies like Blackrock from swooping in and buying up all the land at “fire sale” prices (my term not his lol)…whether he’ll actually be willing and/or able to follow through on that is another question of course
@@skoto8219lol you think the moron isn’t on blackrocks payroll? He makes less the 300k a year lived in a 9 million dollar mansion lol
Just like back in the worlds fair timeline. Some things never change.
Tim I sent you $17.76 to help your situation and liberate this country, thank you for the Revolution.
1776
Clever 🫡🇺🇸
@@jasonedgar6211no it’s not don’t celebrate mediocrity
Should‘ve sent him 17.38$.
I sent $16.19
Might be the best episode yet. So sorry about your home Tim. Would love to donate to your cause
Let's all give a round of applause for USAs top and only trusted News network! The Tim Dillon show ladies and gentlemen
“Manifest a new gov’t; you’re on fire” killed me as an LA resident
This is a Hall of Fame episode.
this and the recent Markle rant, satire by blowtorch
tim gets 5 BIG BOOMS
DOUBLE CHOCLATE CHUNK
Bring out The Rizzler! We need to rally the nation!
They just clearing room for the 2028 Olympic stadiums
The club world cup is this year and the major world cup next year before the Olympics.
Parking lots with $80 parking more likely
Top idea of the year award 🏆
Ozempix stadium get your tix early
this thread 🫠🤣
This is pure art.
Sprained my ankle today yet had to keep working because I’m a nurse & we’re short staffed… god blessed me with a special Tim Dillon episode… I’m a believer 🙏🙏🙏
That's crazy, sick = sick, hurt = hurt. Them being understaffed is not your responsibility but a management issue. You allow them to not care for employees by doing this. Have more self respect. You work to live, you dont live to work.
🕊️✨🎶😉😉💯🔥💋
@@killerluukyeah unfortunately that’s not how it works in the medical field.
He works in mysterious ways 🙏
@@Fenriz1222Sure it is. If they're short-staffed then they need better management. Not the individual staff members' responsibility to keep working when they're injured.
Only a matter of hours before Tim gets the call ...... he is being given the key to the city.
I’m imagining a ceremony where he puts his handprints into the Hollywood Walk of Fame where he does a Chris Farley pratfall into the cement.
''My house burned and I cried in the street, because it was everything I had... besides the other three.''
Tim please never stop
Tim Dillon is the prophet the world needs
It’s a real knife 🔪 fight out there.
Tim Dillon profits from his fans needs, its what podcast comedians do.
Peace be upon him
"The ocean is my teacher" 😂😂😂😂
You are GENIUS man and I love you for all you've done, God bless you
The reason I love Tim Dillon is because, no matter what the topic is, while all the rest of us are thinking it…he has the balls to say it!! 😂😂
The transformation is complete, chefs kiss! Tim has gone full rush
It’s a real knife fight out there folks.
If I had to wait 1 minute longer for Tim to drop the episode I was ganna off my self. Thank you Tim, you are a hero.
I was waiting all day 😅😭😭
We wish you well.
Are you related to Ray Kump? Your style is very Kumpian in nature.
Tim borrowed a fancy studio with multiple camera angles for this important fire episode and the diehard fans don’t need this but we still appreciate the cinematography. Get your beak wet king!
Looks like INFOWARS. 😂😂
As a guy in my mid 40's born and raised in Cali (in the film industry) who has historically voted blue, and lived in the Palisades, THIS WAS AMAZING! P.S. Don't worry, I stopped voting blue and got the hell out of there after Covid.
You move to Austin ?
@ no, too many Californians moving there, decided to give Austin a break 🤣
Well it took you long enough. Lol jk Congrats on making it out.
There’s more Texans and Arizonians moving into California than there is there’s Californians leaving 😩👋🏻 it’s just the broke transplants going back home. DURRRR
@@TheGreatBlumpkinso, Bozeman?
Tim Dillon is a comedy legend, how he is creating comedy from a catastrophe is brilliant.
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all year
😂 year just started….
More to come if we are lucky to wake up the next day ….
Life in the big city ……
The comedic timing of the camera switching angles to a wide view right when he says he will burn it down if someone does Disney Malibu was chefs kiss 🤌
😂 I just noticed that too! It was perfect
Timestamp bro
I live in LA myself and I have to say I enjoyed every minute of this. Sometimes in life, things are just so F-ing Ridiculous you have to make fun of it or else you will scream. Thanks Tim, The absurdity of this all defies the imagination and I must say, that Hollywood couldn't have written a more diabolically Preposterous, ironic, and morbid, yet still predictably tragic script for itself. This is just what I needed.
Bob Hope didn't stop doing comedy during WWII. He went over and entertained the soldiers relentlessly. Gallows humor is the best coping mechanism for me, and Tim is the king! 😅
Same!
Tim is the best and funniest man ever. Sorry for your personal loss, Tim ❤
“You think I’m waiting for the government of LA to tell me to not die” lmaooooooo
This is perfect. Should be aired on national TV in prime time!
Yep seriously
This is probably the most seriously-toned rants I've heard Tim do, especially toward the end
Funny how I get on my Microsoft edge home page and see donation tabs for the LA fires but I never once seen anything for south Caroline during the hurricanes…. 🤔
I think we know why
Microsoft isn't worried about bodies in trees in the mountains....save the West Coast servers for the love of God!!!!
Holy shit thats right
North Carolina but yes. They are still suffering to this day. Interstate 40 connecting Tennessee to NC won’t be open until 2028 if that tells you anything about the damage. Entire communities were erased from the face of the planet and they got very little support for their troubles.
Because they're probably the same donation tabs that link to ActBlue like the one Newsom shared. ActBlue being the Democrat fundraising platform. About 4% is admitted to being collected by the Democrat party, but also I don't believe even 50% of the donations going through there will actually reach firefighting efforts, or the people suffering from the fires.
Omg the backdrop does NOT disappoint
It’s like he’s there 🤣🤣🤣in the fire
This is actually good on a whole different level. This is a goddamn masterpiece
The only people that seem to have any control, are constantly doing horrible things. Thank you Tim
Me-I’m not getting stoned tonight.
Tim Dillon’s on- I’m getting baked
I’m on already stoned and just stumbled on this 🎉😂
I can't smoke because I lost it after "I need help..." I
Lets be honest you don't know how to enjoy anything without getting high
@littlewigglemonster7691 rich coming from someone with a pdf file name ...
@@littlewigglemonster7691you speaking from personal experience?
Timmy in rare form. This is a true masterpiece.
this will go down as a classic old tim is back 😂
Honestly this is 2018 level
He literally never left. I see this comment weekly
The rant the people needed, thank you and God bless.
He's so so so funny but at the same time everything he said was straight facts, what beautiful art.
Tim Dillon with his rough love. Very honest.
Thank you for mentioning Altadena which is way overshadowed by the Palisades, still horrible but it's a different existence.
4:50 When he said we are not friends if we haven't spoken in a year. Amen to that!
Tim your angelic demeanor really brings a peace to this situation.
Perhaps a fallen one 😅?
@@jaimlawson 😂
“Manifest a new government. You’re on fire” - Tim Dillon.
“I saw a fire and I left”
-Tim Dillon
Tim being real in this one in a way we rarely see and I appreciate the evolution. He's clearly pissed about how CA is mismanaged, and rightfully so.
A natural disaster isn’t mismanagement, by your logic Texas shouldn’t exist the way they let their citizens freeze to death from poor planning, and South Carolinians as well
I often listen to Tim in the morning, as I get ready for and while commuting to work, his realism and humanity give me some comfort to start off my day. Thank you Tim.
Praying for Tim Dillon for his personal loss in these fires 😢🙏🏻
Tim is only posting because he knows how many hot firefighters need to hear this rn
Thank you for your service (and for throwing Bobby Lee in the fire)
Context?
Bobby Lee started the Palisades fire and sold me fent
🔥
Timestamp? Currently 20 mins in
@ previous episode
This should be a mandatory listen for all Americans!
Prayers for your wives and kids, big Tim 🙏
Tim is by far the solo pod GOAT for comedy.
Yes or yes