Taylor Tomlinson Talks Biden Dropping Out and CrowdStrike Airport Chaos

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @thapelomosiuoa2913
    @thapelomosiuoa2913 3 месяца назад +806

    Kudos to whoever's idea it was to add a monologue to the show, it's been great.

    • @rob_bg1668
      @rob_bg1668 3 месяца назад +63

      Yup, Taylor's stand-up is awesome, let her show off a little

    • @wrijes
      @wrijes 3 месяца назад +26

      It's the only part I watch!

    • @riffranger
      @riffranger 3 месяца назад +47

      It’s what the show needed. If you’re going to have Taylor host you need to let her be herself. Her comic timing is some of the best I’ve ever seen.

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan 3 месяца назад +14

      Plus the walk on intros. I was against them at first but I was wrong

    • @realRaven575
      @realRaven575 3 месяца назад +9

      I agree.... Giving Taylor a free mic is genius.

  • @mariapdr3261
    @mariapdr3261 3 месяца назад +333

    That airport employee is a mom, I can tell. She’s given that exact same speech to a bunch a toddlers, I am sure of it.

    • @rk6032
      @rk6032 3 месяца назад +30

      Nah, she's a former teacher.

    • @StartOfTheYear
      @StartOfTheYear 3 месяца назад +39

      Teacher AND a mother

    • @ronswansonsdog2833
      @ronswansonsdog2833 3 месяца назад +3

      @@StartOfTheYear✅

    • @PaulMcCannWebBuilder
      @PaulMcCannWebBuilder 3 месяца назад +4

      ... or to 16-year-olds.

    • @Lexi-wi4it
      @Lexi-wi4it 2 месяца назад +4

      Either a mom, a teacher, or a former daycare worker.

  • @Palindrome78
    @Palindrome78 3 месяца назад +122

    "We're frustrated as hell" is, actually, a great, and fitting, campaign slogan! Especially now!

  • @magdalenadrysdale4582
    @magdalenadrysdale4582 3 месяца назад +258

    Love how Tayor seems to be getting more confident each time, great monologue!

    • @b-meaker99
      @b-meaker99 3 месяца назад +16

      Anybody else thinks she's getting hotter?? Just me?.... 😆😅🤩🥵

    • @rafaelyaguaro2842
      @rafaelyaguaro2842 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@b-meaker99 I'm gay but I see it 👀

    • @charleskilgore2679
      @charleskilgore2679 3 месяца назад +6

      Now if we could just get her to stop with the fake Jimmy Fallon laughing at everything the guests say. It makes it so hard to watch the show.

  • @joost00555
    @joost00555 3 месяца назад +82

    "Nothing bad is happening right, so let's start the show" is the kind of positivity I'm here for.

  • @jasonflay8818
    @jasonflay8818 3 месяца назад +41

    Man, I love Joe's delivery. He's so serious and intense sounding which makes the punchline even funnier

  • @johnnydarling8021
    @johnnydarling8021 3 месяца назад +130

    We got Y2K 24 and a half years later.

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B 3 месяца назад +25

      In 2010 an update from McAfee Security knocked millions of computers off the internet too. The funny thing is the CEO of McAfee back then was actually the CEO of Crowdstrike. How that jackass was trusted again is beyond me. It's like Airbus hiring the CEO of Boeing.

    • @JohnGwan
      @JohnGwan 3 месяца назад +3

      😂 so true

    • @rafarequeni822
      @rafarequeni822 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Eoin-B Unless you have a proof that the CEO's policy on testing or CI/CD has anything to do with those problems, I'd cut some slack for the poor unlucky guy. He certainly did not write a single code of line in his life, so he wasn't the one messing things up.

    • @onothankyou
      @onothankyou 3 месяца назад +3

      We're calling it Y24K.

    • @johnnydarling8021
      @johnnydarling8021 3 месяца назад +2

      @@onothankyou that doesn't make a lot of sense.
      24K = 24,000

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 3 месяца назад +78

    What jokes were cut in the beginning? Lacy already had 500 points before the Blitzer joke

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne 3 месяца назад +88

    Crowd strike sounds like a military response to a rebellious civilian populace

    • @Madcapredcap
      @Madcapredcap 3 месяца назад +7

      It sounds like a computer virus. Like I actually thought it was a computer virus when I heard the news.

    • @suzettehenderson9278
      @suzettehenderson9278 3 месяца назад +4

      I thought it sounded like a hacker collective.

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O 3 месяца назад

      blamed on microsoft the first second they get a chance... when its crowd strikes fault

    • @bmacpher
      @bmacpher 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Palidine4M0O If Microsoft wrote decent, secure operating systems, software like Crowdstrike a) wouldn't be able to cripple them and b) wouldn't be necessary to start with.

  • @jazzanarchy
    @jazzanarchy 3 месяца назад +17

    That thing Laci said about paper towel dispensers is just true. Same thing with those water faucets and soap dispensers. A lot of them only work when I use my palms and not the back of my hands.

  • @Tuaron
    @Tuaron 3 месяца назад +10

    Of all the guests this show has had, Joe Mantegna is probably the biggest surprise. Nice to see him and Zach get to have fun, unlike this revival of Criminal Minds, which has been even more dark and dour than ever.

  • @shanojebs
    @shanojebs 3 месяца назад +52

    Best monologuer in late night TV, yeah I said it

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 3 месяца назад +61

    Of all the crazy stuff in the world, why is the fact that Hello Kitty is a little girl from England and not a cute Japanese cat the most disturbing?

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 3 месяца назад +2

      Because it actually seems tame in comparison?!?

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 2 месяца назад

      I don't believe it. Looks like a cat, talks like a cat, walks like a cat..... It's a cat!

  • @donjones4719
    @donjones4719 3 месяца назад +14

    "I haven't seen this many loose bags since I was at that nude beach in France."
    Somehow I missed you there. We'll have to coordinates vacations next year. I promise to bring a stapler.

  • @captionhere19
    @captionhere19 3 месяца назад +16

    Can we ever get the uncut version cbs? Suddenly we have 500, 0, 200 points on the first question 😢😂

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 2 месяца назад

      You have to pay the big bucks and go see the show.... Big bucks because of the road trip to get there... 2600 miles for me(sigh)

  • @CaptainUrielVentris7
    @CaptainUrielVentris7 3 месяца назад +78

    However if they say "I have a great relationship with my mother, you remind me of her" maybe think it over.

    • @JoaoPessoa86
      @JoaoPessoa86 3 месяца назад

      "a boy's best friend is his mother" RUN BITCH RUN!!

  • @RedDeadPandaGaming
    @RedDeadPandaGaming 3 месяца назад +11

    Lol my parents forgot to wish my twin and i a happy birthday because they were focused on the Orange getting shot, even worse is we dont live in the USA and arent american... Took them a whole week to realise they forgot 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle 2 месяца назад +3

    You know the immediate anxiety felt across the world when she said "nothing bad is currently happening right this second."

  • @OLDMANDOM42.Dominic
    @OLDMANDOM42.Dominic 3 месяца назад +20

    As an IT guy in this economy, I too am FRUSTRATED AS HELL!! LOL Great slogan! And a BIG "F" for CloudStrike!!!!

    • @REALPapaLags
      @REALPapaLags 3 месяца назад +2

      “Old man Dom” the username says it all

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 3 месяца назад +19

    Zach is going off on Aladdin and Joe is looking at him like, "kid, you saw that movie through a different filter than me" LOL

    • @TylerAven10
      @TylerAven10 2 месяца назад +2

      The starkid filter

  • @deadeyedmillennialmedia
    @deadeyedmillennialmedia 3 месяца назад +25

    I have no towel and I must scream

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY 3 месяца назад +2

      oh man I read that wrong

  • @cbpd89
    @cbpd89 3 месяца назад +9

    To all my friends stranded at random airports and especially everyone who works at the airports, stay strong. This fricking sucks for you guys!
    I have some buddies stranded in New Jersey and it sounds like they'll be stuck for at least 4-5 more days.

    • @onothankyou
      @onothankyou 3 месяца назад +4

      In New Jersey?!? Grosssss!!
      Full disclosure, may be from New Jersey

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 2 месяца назад

      Uhh ... Every thought of renting a car?.... Of course overseas would be a problem, but they do have boat cars now..... 😅

  • @logandouglas
    @logandouglas 3 месяца назад +15

    Taylor for President!

  • @luizajobim6542
    @luizajobim6542 3 месяца назад +11

    OMG LACIIIII this is the best crossover ever for the CONgregation that is also after midnighter 💅💅💅💅

  • @Morepanthers
    @Morepanthers 3 месяца назад +4

    Omg the Scam Goddess herself! Your congregation is here for you ♥️

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz 2 месяца назад +2

    I always thought the "C" in CBS stood for Canadian. I probably just watch too much hockey...

  • @sk-wx1cf
    @sk-wx1cf 3 месяца назад +2

    I've love the stand-up that Taylor does at the beginning -- glad they added it!

  • @jdj830
    @jdj830 3 месяца назад +16

    All of a sudden it’s a real late night monologue with topical humor and politics and everything and this groundbreaking young woman is crushing it. No offense to all those white male fifty something hosts but it’s about damn time.

  • @thethirdcrouch
    @thethirdcrouch 3 месяца назад +10

    i haven't seen anyone correlate biden dropping out with the crowdstrike issue 😂

  • @whoelsesmk
    @whoelsesmk 3 месяца назад +6

    Taylor, I have that same jacket. We call it a "tanker jacket" in the Marine Corps.

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 10 дней назад

    I do IT for a major corporation. We were still feeling the effects of that CrowdStrike outage for months after. It was awful.

  • @annaliz1981
    @annaliz1981 2 месяца назад +1

    The racist automated bathrooms, I had no idea that was a thing. Shouldn’t they just be detecting motion?

    • @fryingpanvan
      @fryingpanvan 2 месяца назад

      They suck at seeing my hand every single fuckin time

    • @sarahr8311
      @sarahr8311 2 месяца назад +1

      They detect motion via changes is the light that bounces back to them from your hand (I think). A darker hand bounces back less light so... yeah. I'm sure it wasn't intentional, but was probably a result of the people building and testing them all having lighter skin.

  • @EJDubbz
    @EJDubbz 3 месяца назад +9

    11:19 an empty bag of Cheetos is sad. A bag of empty Cheetos is tragic.

  • @mf8145
    @mf8145 3 месяца назад +2

    Dying to know what the other Blitzer responses were since they clearly cut them out!

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 3 месяца назад +6

    I want to be a fly in the room the moment they discover " they F'd up "

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 3 месяца назад +2

    So you wanna go to the Airplane Bathroom during Turbulence? Are you...sure...you thought this through?😅

  • @KristineMaitland
    @KristineMaitland 3 месяца назад +6

    Take any bag and start a new life? Isn't that the plot for the film Bagdad Cafe?

  • @r.e.tucker3223
    @r.e.tucker3223 3 месяца назад +10

    Now I am picturing Taylor in a speedo and bowties..."This is who I am now."

  • @Steve_A93
    @Steve_A93 3 месяца назад +4

    Monologues are my favourite part of the show :) Keep 'em coming, Taylor is usually the funniest person in the room

  • @17rajasandeep
    @17rajasandeep 3 месяца назад

    Perfect! A monologue is what I was waiting from Taylor’s show. She nailed it!

  • @StanisMaia
    @StanisMaia 3 месяца назад

    Freaking, finally, let Taylor have her monologues!!!!❤❤❤

  • @NastyNateDawg
    @NastyNateDawg 2 месяца назад +1

    Joe is still my favorite voice in The Simpsons

  • @jonathon5075
    @jonathon5075 3 месяца назад +4

    My favorite newswomen ✌️

  • @taylor_green_9
    @taylor_green_9 3 месяца назад +3

    I got an ad under this video that's a whole other RUclips video called "The reality of the Holy Spirit", and it says "this ad supports After Midnight", so I'm like, do these people know Taylor is a no-longer-Christian, bisexual woman?

  • @zyrain
    @zyrain 3 месяца назад +1

    Totally nailed that monologue!

  • @grimmieghostx
    @grimmieghostx 3 месяца назад +1

    ZACH GILFORD?! He was so good in Midnight Mass and Fall of the House of Usher!!!! (and also The Midnight Club). So cool to see him here!

  • @dreca
    @dreca 2 месяца назад +1

    Wait until Taylor finds out that Hello Kitty has a pet cat.

  • @RapidObsessor
    @RapidObsessor 3 месяца назад

    her monologues are so well delivered

  • @westpadad5131
    @westpadad5131 3 месяца назад

    Really made my clothes folding much more enjoyable. Thanks, Taylor!

  • @Woodshadow
    @Woodshadow 3 месяца назад +1

    IMO these are the first big news stories of her career and she is killing it

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 3 месяца назад +2

    *Season 2 Taylor:* I told you all I was bipolar, here's the proof....

  • @SAMATHAPALKER
    @SAMATHAPALKER 2 месяца назад

    You never disappoint!

  • @erinbird1228
    @erinbird1228 3 месяца назад +1

    Idk if this is just the cutting of the show for youtube but I'd love for Taylor to banter a bit with the guests if they say something crazy/funny/interesting

  • @roberthunt1540
    @roberthunt1540 3 месяца назад +2

    Taylor is one of the better things to happen to Earth in the last few years.

  • @Kyloki87
    @Kyloki87 3 месяца назад +1

    They should drop the monologue portion on RUclips at 9pm EST like Seth Meyers. Can’t be staying up till 12:30am or whenever. Maybe they already do.

  • @Babachenko
    @Babachenko 2 месяца назад

    Clear eyes full heart can't lose

  • @Gooden_Eye
    @Gooden_Eye 3 месяца назад +4

    can we all get behind Taylor taking on a bow ties and Speedos outfit regime?!

  • @fisch723
    @fisch723 3 месяца назад +2

    She keeps getting better!

  • @tracylasseter1285
    @tracylasseter1285 3 месяца назад +4

    I've worked in tech for over a decade, I have a little song I sing about how all the nukes will go off due to everything being built on legacy software.

    • @Oniphire
      @Oniphire 3 месяца назад +1

      Spotify link? I wanna be able to listen to it when they start raining down.

  • @crankydragon
    @crankydragon 3 месяца назад +3

    💙 Dark Kamala 💙 2024 💙

  • @chapablo
    @chapablo Месяц назад

    “I have health insurance.”
    And, just like that, Joe Mantegna went from. a 9 to a 10.

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase 2 месяца назад +1

    Joe is hilarious!

  • @kellypatterson4412
    @kellypatterson4412 2 месяца назад

    No problems on Southwest. My flight was smooth sailing.

  • @freyaegrey
    @freyaegrey 3 месяца назад +2

    I’ve known hello kitty wasn’t a cat for like 10 years, where have people been?

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 3 месяца назад +2

      Not paying attention to lore

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 2 месяца назад +1

      Living a beautiful lie

  • @kirkwagner461
    @kirkwagner461 3 месяца назад +1

    3:00 timestamp I'm signing up to fly on THAT airline, and I do not care where its going!

  • @michaelwaller342
    @michaelwaller342 3 месяца назад +1

    Such a good show! Keep up the good work team.

  • @nannyalberte
    @nannyalberte 2 месяца назад

    Love to see Joe! Wow. Consider any of the ladies of criminal minds next, they are all hilarious!

  • @danielp1080
    @danielp1080 3 месяца назад

    Good to see Zach Gilford back out there

  • @patiencekillz
    @patiencekillz 3 месяца назад +1

    congrats on 200k subscribers omgg

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 10 дней назад

    It would have been really funny if Joe had said "Garfield is not a cat. He's a little girl living in the suburbs of London."

  • @PaulSDoize
    @PaulSDoize 3 месяца назад

    #AfterMidnight #TaylorTomlinson #Comedy Thank you for continuing to add a monologue by #TaylorTomlinson! She sets the tone for the show in the few minutes of comments about currents events. You definitely know #AfterMidnight is going to be enjoyable based only on #TaylorTomlinson's thoughts and opinions!

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza 3 месяца назад

    Laci is great. I think this is the first time I've seen her in something. I've just listened to the podcast.

  • @Wico90YT
    @Wico90YT 3 месяца назад +1

    Taylor has "if Amanda Bynes was well adjusted" vibes

  • @slobberkissintl3548
    @slobberkissintl3548 3 месяца назад

    I work at the airport and I had those days off and everything was just normal for me when I went in again 😂
    (I work at the airport, this is one of the few times in my life I get to be smug, just let me have this)

  • @magicoA
    @magicoA 3 месяца назад +3

    Joe being on this show was not on my bingo card.

  • @erichinkle8522
    @erichinkle8522 Месяц назад

    Your the best.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 3 месяца назад +2

    Hello Kitty IS A CAT!!!! It's in the name!!! It looks like a cat!!!
    Walks like a cat\talks like a cat!!!
    IT'S A CAT!!!!

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 3 месяца назад

      Nope. She dresses as a cat

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 2 месяца назад +1

      Nope.... It's a cat.

  • @kirkwagner461
    @kirkwagner461 3 месяца назад +8

    Spongebob isn't a sentient sponge. He is a kitchen sponge that has never been cleaned, and all the bacteria living on that sponge have formed a collective hivemind being that calls itself Spongebob.

  • @jgulner
    @jgulner 3 месяца назад

    "this bag of evidence" ooh, synergy!

  • @jdrano2215
    @jdrano2215 2 месяца назад

    There is a link in first comment for the SNL truth about Hello Kitty....I knew it was a cat!

  • @TakeMeToYourLida
    @TakeMeToYourLida 2 месяца назад

    Name’s Kitty. Cat ears. Whiskers. Human girl. 🤔

  • @aaronclewell1163
    @aaronclewell1163 3 месяца назад

    First, I love this show, but i love it way more with comedians I've never heard of than actors i have heard of.

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 3 месяца назад +2

    I can’t be with someone who doesn’t like instruments or singing. That’s half my life right there.

  • @captionhere19
    @captionhere19 3 месяца назад +3

    That lady is completely wrong. She IS a cat, just anthropomorphic not unlike furry culture. Classic US companies misunderstanding Japanese culture

  • @jomomma5608
    @jomomma5608 2 месяца назад

    Laci!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @saminnippon
    @saminnippon 3 месяца назад +1

    i needed this recap lmao

  • @olivec6513
    @olivec6513 3 месяца назад

    poor guy. It was my birthday too. TBH it wasn't what I asked for but I think it might actually be the best gift I got this year

  • @amandawhittemore5078
    @amandawhittemore5078 2 месяца назад

    6:30 i love this guy!

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 3 месяца назад +1

    On a French nude beach with all this old baggage. Do tell.

  • @invisiblechicken
    @invisiblechicken 3 месяца назад

    12:45 uhh. How long has he been thinking about that?😅

  • @danplewnarz
    @danplewnarz 3 месяца назад

    Boeing, Microsoft, pretty soon Mount Saint Helens is gonna blow again.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 3 месяца назад

    So CBS stands for the Energy sources used to power the network and C is Coal. Well, the S is obviously Solar and the B surprisingly stands for Bison Gas which is exactly what you think it is once you think about it😅

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 2 месяца назад

      Yeah... Nah. That's Coal and Bi panel Solar. You're the one with bison gas.... 😮

  • @ponderosabones7803
    @ponderosabones7803 3 месяца назад +2

    Never been this really to anything

  • @PlanBrewski
    @PlanBrewski 3 месяца назад

    As someone whose 17th birthday was 9 / 12 / 2001 ... I get it.

  • @yaycoffe123
    @yaycoffe123 3 месяца назад

    The prices get more hilarious just once I wish the price was Father's approval

  • @Ben_D.
    @Ben_D. 2 месяца назад

    People in hospitals missed their operations becuase of this. Literally millions of people affected by this.
    Crowdstrike needs to make reparations. At the very least, jail time. This was criminal negligence and could not have been more destructive if it had been perpetrated by terrorist hackers.

  • @JoseSanchez-tq4zt
    @JoseSanchez-tq4zt 3 месяца назад

    Hey look, the bad guy from Baby's Day Out!!

  • @OPAnaya
    @OPAnaya 2 месяца назад

    Haha it was my birthday too

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 3 месяца назад

    The Hello Kitty surrealist retcon is unacceptable. It’s not a kitty, it’s actually just a little girl with whiskers and no mouth?! Now it makes perfect sense!

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy 3 месяца назад

    Laci is 100% correct about towel dispensers.