In 2010 an update from McAfee Security knocked millions of computers off the internet too. The funny thing is the CEO of McAfee back then was actually the CEO of Crowdstrike. How that jackass was trusted again is beyond me. It's like Airbus hiring the CEO of Boeing.
@@Eoin-B Unless you have a proof that the CEO's policy on testing or CI/CD has anything to do with those problems, I'd cut some slack for the poor unlucky guy. He certainly did not write a single code of line in his life, so he wasn't the one messing things up.
@@Palidine4M0O If Microsoft wrote decent, secure operating systems, software like Crowdstrike a) wouldn't be able to cripple them and b) wouldn't be necessary to start with.
That thing Laci said about paper towel dispensers is just true. Same thing with those water faucets and soap dispensers. A lot of them only work when I use my palms and not the back of my hands.
Of all the guests this show has had, Joe Mantegna is probably the biggest surprise. Nice to see him and Zach get to have fun, unlike this revival of Criminal Minds, which has been even more dark and dour than ever.
"I haven't seen this many loose bags since I was at that nude beach in France." Somehow I missed you there. We'll have to coordinates vacations next year. I promise to bring a stapler.
Lol my parents forgot to wish my twin and i a happy birthday because they were focused on the Orange getting shot, even worse is we dont live in the USA and arent american... Took them a whole week to realise they forgot 🤦🏼♀️
To all my friends stranded at random airports and especially everyone who works at the airports, stay strong. This fricking sucks for you guys! I have some buddies stranded in New Jersey and it sounds like they'll be stuck for at least 4-5 more days.
All of a sudden it’s a real late night monologue with topical humor and politics and everything and this groundbreaking young woman is crushing it. No offense to all those white male fifty something hosts but it’s about damn time.
They detect motion via changes is the light that bounces back to them from your hand (I think). A darker hand bounces back less light so... yeah. I'm sure it wasn't intentional, but was probably a result of the people building and testing them all having lighter skin.
I got an ad under this video that's a whole other RUclips video called "The reality of the Holy Spirit", and it says "this ad supports After Midnight", so I'm like, do these people know Taylor is a no-longer-Christian, bisexual woman?
Idk if this is just the cutting of the show for youtube but I'd love for Taylor to banter a bit with the guests if they say something crazy/funny/interesting
I've worked in tech for over a decade, I have a little song I sing about how all the nukes will go off due to everything being built on legacy software.
#AfterMidnight #TaylorTomlinson #Comedy Thank you for continuing to add a monologue by #TaylorTomlinson! She sets the tone for the show in the few minutes of comments about currents events. You definitely know #AfterMidnight is going to be enjoyable based only on #TaylorTomlinson's thoughts and opinions!
I work at the airport and I had those days off and everything was just normal for me when I went in again 😂 (I work at the airport, this is one of the few times in my life I get to be smug, just let me have this)
Spongebob isn't a sentient sponge. He is a kitchen sponge that has never been cleaned, and all the bacteria living on that sponge have formed a collective hivemind being that calls itself Spongebob.
So CBS stands for the Energy sources used to power the network and C is Coal. Well, the S is obviously Solar and the B surprisingly stands for Bison Gas which is exactly what you think it is once you think about it😅
People in hospitals missed their operations becuase of this. Literally millions of people affected by this. Crowdstrike needs to make reparations. At the very least, jail time. This was criminal negligence and could not have been more destructive if it had been perpetrated by terrorist hackers.
The Hello Kitty surrealist retcon is unacceptable. It’s not a kitty, it’s actually just a little girl with whiskers and no mouth?! Now it makes perfect sense!
Kudos to whoever's idea it was to add a monologue to the show, it's been great.
Yup, Taylor's stand-up is awesome, let her show off a little
It's the only part I watch!
It’s what the show needed. If you’re going to have Taylor host you need to let her be herself. Her comic timing is some of the best I’ve ever seen.
Plus the walk on intros. I was against them at first but I was wrong
I agree.... Giving Taylor a free mic is genius.
That airport employee is a mom, I can tell. She’s given that exact same speech to a bunch a toddlers, I am sure of it.
Nah, she's a former teacher.
Teacher AND a mother
@@StartOfTheYear✅
... or to 16-year-olds.
Either a mom, a teacher, or a former daycare worker.
"We're frustrated as hell" is, actually, a great, and fitting, campaign slogan! Especially now!
Love how Tayor seems to be getting more confident each time, great monologue!
Anybody else thinks she's getting hotter?? Just me?.... 😆😅🤩🥵
@@b-meaker99 I'm gay but I see it 👀
Now if we could just get her to stop with the fake Jimmy Fallon laughing at everything the guests say. It makes it so hard to watch the show.
"Nothing bad is happening right, so let's start the show" is the kind of positivity I'm here for.
Man, I love Joe's delivery. He's so serious and intense sounding which makes the punchline even funnier
We got Y2K 24 and a half years later.
In 2010 an update from McAfee Security knocked millions of computers off the internet too. The funny thing is the CEO of McAfee back then was actually the CEO of Crowdstrike. How that jackass was trusted again is beyond me. It's like Airbus hiring the CEO of Boeing.
😂 so true
@@Eoin-B Unless you have a proof that the CEO's policy on testing or CI/CD has anything to do with those problems, I'd cut some slack for the poor unlucky guy. He certainly did not write a single code of line in his life, so he wasn't the one messing things up.
We're calling it Y24K.
@@onothankyou that doesn't make a lot of sense.
24K = 24,000
What jokes were cut in the beginning? Lacy already had 500 points before the Blitzer joke
Crowd strike sounds like a military response to a rebellious civilian populace
It sounds like a computer virus. Like I actually thought it was a computer virus when I heard the news.
I thought it sounded like a hacker collective.
blamed on microsoft the first second they get a chance... when its crowd strikes fault
@@Palidine4M0O If Microsoft wrote decent, secure operating systems, software like Crowdstrike a) wouldn't be able to cripple them and b) wouldn't be necessary to start with.
That thing Laci said about paper towel dispensers is just true. Same thing with those water faucets and soap dispensers. A lot of them only work when I use my palms and not the back of my hands.
💯
Of all the guests this show has had, Joe Mantegna is probably the biggest surprise. Nice to see him and Zach get to have fun, unlike this revival of Criminal Minds, which has been even more dark and dour than ever.
Best monologuer in late night TV, yeah I said it
HARD agree. An absolute pro.
Of all the crazy stuff in the world, why is the fact that Hello Kitty is a little girl from England and not a cute Japanese cat the most disturbing?
Because it actually seems tame in comparison?!?
I don't believe it. Looks like a cat, talks like a cat, walks like a cat..... It's a cat!
"I haven't seen this many loose bags since I was at that nude beach in France."
Somehow I missed you there. We'll have to coordinates vacations next year. I promise to bring a stapler.
Can we ever get the uncut version cbs? Suddenly we have 500, 0, 200 points on the first question 😢😂
You have to pay the big bucks and go see the show.... Big bucks because of the road trip to get there... 2600 miles for me(sigh)
However if they say "I have a great relationship with my mother, you remind me of her" maybe think it over.
"a boy's best friend is his mother" RUN BITCH RUN!!
Lol my parents forgot to wish my twin and i a happy birthday because they were focused on the Orange getting shot, even worse is we dont live in the USA and arent american... Took them a whole week to realise they forgot 🤦🏼♀️
You know the immediate anxiety felt across the world when she said "nothing bad is currently happening right this second."
As an IT guy in this economy, I too am FRUSTRATED AS HELL!! LOL Great slogan! And a BIG "F" for CloudStrike!!!!
“Old man Dom” the username says it all
Zach is going off on Aladdin and Joe is looking at him like, "kid, you saw that movie through a different filter than me" LOL
The starkid filter
I have no towel and I must scream
oh man I read that wrong
To all my friends stranded at random airports and especially everyone who works at the airports, stay strong. This fricking sucks for you guys!
I have some buddies stranded in New Jersey and it sounds like they'll be stuck for at least 4-5 more days.
In New Jersey?!? Grosssss!!
Full disclosure, may be from New Jersey
Uhh ... Every thought of renting a car?.... Of course overseas would be a problem, but they do have boat cars now..... 😅
Taylor for President!
OMG LACIIIII this is the best crossover ever for the CONgregation that is also after midnighter 💅💅💅💅
Omg the Scam Goddess herself! Your congregation is here for you ♥️
I always thought the "C" in CBS stood for Canadian. I probably just watch too much hockey...
I've love the stand-up that Taylor does at the beginning -- glad they added it!
All of a sudden it’s a real late night monologue with topical humor and politics and everything and this groundbreaking young woman is crushing it. No offense to all those white male fifty something hosts but it’s about damn time.
i haven't seen anyone correlate biden dropping out with the crowdstrike issue 😂
Taylor, I have that same jacket. We call it a "tanker jacket" in the Marine Corps.
I do IT for a major corporation. We were still feeling the effects of that CrowdStrike outage for months after. It was awful.
The racist automated bathrooms, I had no idea that was a thing. Shouldn’t they just be detecting motion?
They suck at seeing my hand every single fuckin time
They detect motion via changes is the light that bounces back to them from your hand (I think). A darker hand bounces back less light so... yeah. I'm sure it wasn't intentional, but was probably a result of the people building and testing them all having lighter skin.
11:19 an empty bag of Cheetos is sad. A bag of empty Cheetos is tragic.
Dying to know what the other Blitzer responses were since they clearly cut them out!
I want to be a fly in the room the moment they discover " they F'd up "
So you wanna go to the Airplane Bathroom during Turbulence? Are you...sure...you thought this through?😅
Take any bag and start a new life? Isn't that the plot for the film Bagdad Cafe?
Now I am picturing Taylor in a speedo and bowties..."This is who I am now."
Monologues are my favourite part of the show :) Keep 'em coming, Taylor is usually the funniest person in the room
Perfect! A monologue is what I was waiting from Taylor’s show. She nailed it!
Freaking, finally, let Taylor have her monologues!!!!❤❤❤
Joe is still my favorite voice in The Simpsons
My favorite newswomen ✌️
I got an ad under this video that's a whole other RUclips video called "The reality of the Holy Spirit", and it says "this ad supports After Midnight", so I'm like, do these people know Taylor is a no-longer-Christian, bisexual woman?
Totally nailed that monologue!
ZACH GILFORD?! He was so good in Midnight Mass and Fall of the House of Usher!!!! (and also The Midnight Club). So cool to see him here!
Wait until Taylor finds out that Hello Kitty has a pet cat.
her monologues are so well delivered
Really made my clothes folding much more enjoyable. Thanks, Taylor!
IMO these are the first big news stories of her career and she is killing it
*Season 2 Taylor:* I told you all I was bipolar, here's the proof....
You never disappoint!
Idk if this is just the cutting of the show for youtube but I'd love for Taylor to banter a bit with the guests if they say something crazy/funny/interesting
Taylor is one of the better things to happen to Earth in the last few years.
They should drop the monologue portion on RUclips at 9pm EST like Seth Meyers. Can’t be staying up till 12:30am or whenever. Maybe they already do.
Clear eyes full heart can't lose
can we all get behind Taylor taking on a bow ties and Speedos outfit regime?!
She keeps getting better!
I've worked in tech for over a decade, I have a little song I sing about how all the nukes will go off due to everything being built on legacy software.
Spotify link? I wanna be able to listen to it when they start raining down.
💙 Dark Kamala 💙 2024 💙
“I have health insurance.”
And, just like that, Joe Mantegna went from. a 9 to a 10.
Joe is hilarious!
No problems on Southwest. My flight was smooth sailing.
I’ve known hello kitty wasn’t a cat for like 10 years, where have people been?
Not paying attention to lore
Living a beautiful lie
3:00 timestamp I'm signing up to fly on THAT airline, and I do not care where its going!
Such a good show! Keep up the good work team.
Love to see Joe! Wow. Consider any of the ladies of criminal minds next, they are all hilarious!
Good to see Zach Gilford back out there
congrats on 200k subscribers omgg
It would have been really funny if Joe had said "Garfield is not a cat. He's a little girl living in the suburbs of London."
#AfterMidnight #TaylorTomlinson #Comedy Thank you for continuing to add a monologue by #TaylorTomlinson! She sets the tone for the show in the few minutes of comments about currents events. You definitely know #AfterMidnight is going to be enjoyable based only on #TaylorTomlinson's thoughts and opinions!
Laci is great. I think this is the first time I've seen her in something. I've just listened to the podcast.
Taylor has "if Amanda Bynes was well adjusted" vibes
I work at the airport and I had those days off and everything was just normal for me when I went in again 😂
(I work at the airport, this is one of the few times in my life I get to be smug, just let me have this)
Joe being on this show was not on my bingo card.
Your the best.
Hello Kitty IS A CAT!!!! It's in the name!!! It looks like a cat!!!
Walks like a cat\talks like a cat!!!
IT'S A CAT!!!!
Nope. She dresses as a cat
Nope.... It's a cat.
Spongebob isn't a sentient sponge. He is a kitchen sponge that has never been cleaned, and all the bacteria living on that sponge have formed a collective hivemind being that calls itself Spongebob.
"this bag of evidence" ooh, synergy!
There is a link in first comment for the SNL truth about Hello Kitty....I knew it was a cat!
Name’s Kitty. Cat ears. Whiskers. Human girl. 🤔
First, I love this show, but i love it way more with comedians I've never heard of than actors i have heard of.
I can’t be with someone who doesn’t like instruments or singing. That’s half my life right there.
That lady is completely wrong. She IS a cat, just anthropomorphic not unlike furry culture. Classic US companies misunderstanding Japanese culture
Laci!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
i needed this recap lmao
poor guy. It was my birthday too. TBH it wasn't what I asked for but I think it might actually be the best gift I got this year
6:30 i love this guy!
On a French nude beach with all this old baggage. Do tell.
12:45 uhh. How long has he been thinking about that?😅
Boeing, Microsoft, pretty soon Mount Saint Helens is gonna blow again.
So CBS stands for the Energy sources used to power the network and C is Coal. Well, the S is obviously Solar and the B surprisingly stands for Bison Gas which is exactly what you think it is once you think about it😅
Yeah... Nah. That's Coal and Bi panel Solar. You're the one with bison gas.... 😮
Never been this really to anything
As someone whose 17th birthday was 9 / 12 / 2001 ... I get it.
The prices get more hilarious just once I wish the price was Father's approval
People in hospitals missed their operations becuase of this. Literally millions of people affected by this.
Crowdstrike needs to make reparations. At the very least, jail time. This was criminal negligence and could not have been more destructive if it had been perpetrated by terrorist hackers.
Hey look, the bad guy from Baby's Day Out!!
Haha it was my birthday too
The Hello Kitty surrealist retcon is unacceptable. It’s not a kitty, it’s actually just a little girl with whiskers and no mouth?! Now it makes perfect sense!
Laci is 100% correct about towel dispensers.