I just love how the show is essentially, make Taylor laugh. And she deserves it ^^ love the opening monologues you’ve started doing, you’re starting to find your voice ))
Aw, I used to show our dog in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest when I was a kid, back before people knew about it and there were only, like, 10 dogs there. Our dog won "Most Abused Dog" because she was too cute to be in the contest, and I showed another woman's dog who won "Looks Most Like a Chicken" because he was white and the hair on his head stuck up in the air. (Petaluma is also the chicken capitol of the world.) It was usually a bull dog that won. That was before all the Chinese Crested owners started making the annual journey. Happy memories. 😊
Taylor can not legally take the money before the contest, but Congress has ruled that she can take it after the contest. Bribery is legal. That's the law.
I finally learned what the "Hawk Tuah Girl" is all about thanks to this show... I definitely am not successful at pretending to care about the internet.
CBS having Taylor host a late night show was the best decision ever. She's charming yet humble, and funny but not mean. Plus she's a comedian so she knows how to handle comics...love it!
@@therealnervanaIt's a reboot -- presumably Colbert's production company bought the rights to resurrect the Chris Harrison-hosted early 21st century Comedy Central show.
I'm so in love with this show. I try to watch full episodes, but 1- I'm not paying for cable and 2- it's just so much fun watching random clips while on the toilet. 😂😂
@@spacemanx9595Congratulations on getting to know three new (to you) comedians. One of the things I like most about this show. Sometimes I like them, sometimes they’re not for me, but now I know that.
Is he a gnome or is he a wizard? Lol, that girl knows nothing about either of those things if she thinks they are mutually exclusive. Obviously, he's both. He's a gnome wizard, since gnome is a race and wizard is a class.
@@MatthewTheWanderer ooh, weirdo, that got me. Point is being obsessed by definitions of gnome or wizard when u are reacting to a joke only, not an at all serious comment, is....what's the word, hmmm, I don't know...but since u went there first, weird?
YAY! Taylor is back. I love her beyond words. I really love being ACE. It means I can look at Taylor as if she is art. Her face is stunningly beautiful.
OK, whoever's cranking out these clips for RUclips, I realize you're probably not getting paid a lot, but good god, EQ your frikkin' volume levels! That bumper at the end nearly blew me out of my chair!
i had no idea this show still existed, but i've liked taylor and i have to thumbs_up only because she correctly used 'rubric' irl but not at a teachers' professional development seminar, which is an absurd level of difficulty.
I love how every humble person's 1-10 rating of their own appearance is exactly a 6. Like, I'm modest and know I'm not the premium package, but I do believe I'm just a little bit more handsome than most other people.
My dog keep barking during the entire AI segment. Keep in mind we are both suffering without power after Hurricane Beryl, and the humidity is insufferable.
Nice work stylists on Taylor’s jumpsuit thing, I love jumpsuit things. Only suggestion is to make it a one-piece Hawaiian shirt jumpsuit thing. And no, I don’t know anything about fashion because I’m an annoying hipster that peaked in 2010 and prior to that had a crush on Shia labeouf (how cringe of me) in Even Stevens who always wore Hawaiian shirts so now I think Hawaiian shirts are appropriate business casual office-wear. Ask me about my California employment law knowledge, even if I look cool I promise I can be incredibly boring 😎 and isn’t that what growing up is all about? 💅
10% of that spit to a manager 🤣
I feel like I got a bad deal. My manager takes 20%!
I remember when the only spit I saw on TV was when Danny Thomas was drinking coffe. But these days, instead of Lebanese ...
I just love how the show is essentially, make Taylor laugh. And she deserves it ^^ love the opening monologues you’ve started doing, you’re starting to find your voice ))
Aw, I used to show our dog in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest when I was a kid, back before people knew about it and there were only, like, 10 dogs there. Our dog won "Most Abused Dog" because she was too cute to be in the contest, and I showed another woman's dog who won "Looks Most Like a Chicken" because he was white and the hair on his head stuck up in the air. (Petaluma is also the chicken capitol of the world.) It was usually a bull dog that won. That was before all the Chinese Crested owners started making the annual journey. Happy memories. 😊
I can't even tell you how much I missed this show!! Also, Baron is so funny :)
The carpenter a[u]nt joke was so a good one.
If Rhys pronounces the G in gnome, he has to pronounce the K in knight 😅
Fun fact: the Old English origin of "knight" was "cnict", and both Cs were pronounced. So yes, you should pronounce the K. Also I lied about the fun.
@@AdrianColley You lied about the lie!
In England it is pronounced " K nig it.
Gnome Named Gnorm.... Phile!
AND the G in knight -- keh-nie-git.
Taylor can not legally take the money before the contest, but Congress has ruled that she can take it after the contest. Bribery is legal. That's the law.
Congress doesn’t “rule” on anything lol.
Judges now have tip jars permanently installed on the corner of their bench. Literally now just a barista getting whatever you ordered.
@@JGComments You are right. It was the supreme court. Congress made it legal to bribe presidents and other politicians. Unlimited corporate donations.
It was the Supreme Court
As long as it's an official act, she's good.
I finally learned what the "Hawk Tuah Girl" is all about thanks to this show... I definitely am not successful at pretending to care about the internet.
Clicked on this episode just to find out 😂
Same !
Hawk Tuah is now my favorite Jedi in the prequels
So happy to see Rhys being back! What an epic entrance! ❤❤❤
Who?
@@spacemanx9595 Rhys. Don't you know how to read?
I know how to rhyd I just don't know how to spyll...@@justaguy12345
It comforts me to think that when Rhys Darby isn't on this show, he is probably in an extended meeting with Bret MacKenzie and Jermaine Clement
"Rumors"
"No, it's all true!"
“Present”
Official band business
Jemaine
@@forthebirds4 I translated his name from New Zealand into English
Here for my captain, Rhys Darby and his epic entrance
Thank the gods Taylor is back. I was on the verge of googling the original Hawk Tuah video and she has saved me.
Baron’s Carpenter Ant joke was bang topical, having just discovered Sabrina Carpenter’s Auntnis Nancy Cartwright
CBS having Taylor host a late night show was the best decision ever. She's charming yet humble, and funny but not mean. Plus she's a comedian so she knows how to handle comics...love it!
She _can_ be mean when she wants to be, but she's just too kind to want to be.
@@therealnervana Wrong on both counts. Paramount owns CBS and the Comedy Central IP. This is them rebooting the show.
@@therealnervanaIt's a reboot -- presumably Colbert's production company bought the rights to resurrect the Chris Harrison-hosted early 21st century Comedy Central show.
@@therealnervanaI think her standup is really funny, but this show is unwatchable.
Taylor Tomlinson is funny and beautiful.
The perfect woman.
I'm so in love with this show. I try to watch full episodes, but 1- I'm not paying for cable and 2- it's just so much fun watching random clips while on the toilet. 😂😂
RHYS DARBY ❤❤ she gets amazing guests
Who?
Oh no. There is a cursed future where Hawk Tuah Girl is a contestant on After Midnight.
Oh God no! But, probably not.
Her spittle could be a prize.
She us not a comedy person. You have to be a veteran stand-up to be quick and clever enough to do the show.
I thought her friends reaction was a huge part of the funny
@@robinblackmoor8732Aw, it's so cute you think it's real.
I was so afraid you were going to be gone all summer!! So happy you are back!!!!!!
That dog isn't ugly he is majestic
You're right. I think they were just giving him a lifetime achievement award for being in 5 of the pageants.
@@kikovazquez7277 awe that is sweet
That dog is a bonified summer blockbuster movie star now! ❤
I'd never heard of Baron before but that Chomsky joke turned me into a fan.
He’s got some good stand ups on the tubes
Baron Vaughn also crushed it on Season 13 of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He’s so cool.
This is my new favorite show ❤ Thank you for bringing the healing of silliness into my life when the world is such sh*t
why have human judges for the "AI Pageant"? surely AI judges would be more fitting.
Disagreements between AI judges could be interesting.
Now THAT would be a contest worth watching
This panel is rock solid!
they got the Rock?
None of them were names I recognized
@@spacemanx9595 this show is the best way to discover comedians new to you!
@@spacemanx9595Congratulations on getting to know three new (to you) comedians.
One of the things I like most about this show. Sometimes I like them, sometimes they’re not for me, but now I know that.
This show is killing it. What a great way to come back from a break.
"I just ruined my presidency, by telling the truth!!"
The irony of that statement is epic deep!
Rhys Darby!?!?!? OMG 🥰
This show is just like Wild Thang... it grows on you.. xD
Rhys Darby is an icon, anything I see him in, he makes it better. 😀
For the internet it should be unbleeped.
Or possibly longform / unedited
Damn , Baron is on FIRE for this segment!!
Welcome back! I missed this show :)
So glad to see Rhys on here 😂
Rhys Darby! ❤❤❤❤❤
Wild Thang, I think I love you.
With glasses 😁👍
Baron Vaughn is a national treasure
How things change! When I was a kid, it was "hoik ptui".
I think they should make a reality TV show where they give the "ugliest dog" winners makeovers.
That would ... interesting!
Human Eye For A Good Boy
I gotta say, flight suit Taylor is awesome...plus, she looks like she's eating spicy food when she's trying not to laugh😎😂
Is he a gnome or is he a wizard? Lol, that girl knows nothing about either of those things if she thinks they are mutually exclusive. Obviously, he's both. He's a gnome wizard, since gnome is a race and wizard is a class.
Most gnomes are Illuisionists.
Relax, they are jokes
@@dmj4966 Obviously. What is your point, weirdo?
@@MatthewTheWanderer ooh, weirdo, that got me. Point is being obsessed by definitions of gnome or wizard when u are reacting to a joke only, not an at all serious comment, is....what's the word, hmmm, I don't know...but since u went there first, weird?
Taylor always struggles to speak through laughter when Rory is on. Adding Baron and Rhys only makes Rory amp up his Rory-ness.
Her constant laughter, even at completely unfunny lines, is insufferable
@cdfox85 Wow good thing you don't watch the show then. I would hate for someone to suffer through something so insufferable.
Grow up, Peter Pan.
@@DSmicklas maybe I did grow up, and that's why I find this show unfunny. It's sad too because I remember @midnight being hilarious.
@@cdfox85
Yeah, I hate it when people enjoy themselves too.
Even Hawk Tuah girl can’t get Taylor getting waxed out of my head!
I have missed you so much!!!!❤❤❤
That's one cute little doggo
Welcome back!!!
Taylor: You're really a fantastic host!!!!
Rory told the truth! Hawk Tuah works both ways...
Taylor: "So why don't you guys rate yourselves, 1 to 10"
Obama Ad: "Five dollars!"
lol
Carpenter ant 11:53 joke deserved way more points 😂
I've never heard of this show, I only clicked on this cause of I saw the Hawk Tuah girl.
1:21 in other unattainable beauty standards news, Taylor Tomlinsons’s skin care routine
Taylor is looking gorgeous here.
She’s gone from cute to smokin’ hot over the last couple of years!
YAY! Taylor is back. I love her beyond words. I really love being ACE. It means I can look at Taylor as if she is art. Her face is stunningly beautiful.
STOPPPP i loved that after midnight didn’t have some bs end card that i’d have to constantly stop what i’m doing to click thru the next video plssssss
Just hearing rhys say 'base' takes me back.
Oh shoot Rhys did the voice for one of the knights of the sun on Rick & Morty!
I ❤ Taylor Tomlinson!!! Her stand up comedy is hilarious and I'm so happy she gets to host a funny game show! Great job!!! 👏👏👏😊
Okay but that new end card is fire! Good job editors
OH MY GOD GIRLIE I MISSED YOU, 2 weeks without you I was going crazy
OK, whoever's cranking out these clips for RUclips, I realize you're probably not getting paid a lot, but good god, EQ your frikkin' volume levels! That bumper at the end nearly blew me out of my chair!
It won't fix the main problem, but the RUclips mobile apps now have an option called stable volume that you can turn on that at least helps somewhat.
This show is so awesome
this was a great episode!!
i had no idea this show still existed, but i've liked taylor and i have to thumbs_up only because she correctly used 'rubric' irl but not at a teachers' professional development seminar, which is an absurd level of difficulty.
This has to be Taylor best outfit so far!
Best entrances of all time
Hawk 23 and me...man good one!
"He grows on you." So does fungus. 😛
I hope we get to see the uncut versions of these someday.
So much this. The sudden point increases are proof of not-ready-for-network-TV comedy and that's my jam.
I just hope they're collecting the outtakes for publication one day.
The "shaving off some extra fingers" joke was subtle af. lol
Poor wild thang, he's not ugly - I think he's super cute!!
Best outfit so far! 😎🤩🥳
Baron Vaughn did great MST3K work!
Baron’s shirt should have a name; I nominate zip-zap.
POP POP!
@@Tonyhouse1168
Nice try, Tony…
😊😊😊😊😊
That sounds a bit too cosby.
@@AdrianColley
And yet, it came from my own brain.
Is there a whole segment cut from this? Scores go from 1100/1000/1100 at 12:42 to 1500/1800/1700 at 12:59
They must have asked a forbidden question. Did a celebrity die on the day of recording?
Taylor, you are truly a treasure.
David spade! Lights out! My goodness love
I love how every humble person's 1-10 rating of their own appearance is exactly a 6. Like, I'm modest and know I'm not the premium package, but I do believe I'm just a little bit more handsome than most other people.
My dog keep barking during the entire AI segment.
Keep in mind we are both suffering without power after Hurricane Beryl, and the humidity is insufferable.
Still? Are you okay?
Nice work stylists on Taylor’s jumpsuit thing, I love jumpsuit things. Only suggestion is to make it a one-piece Hawaiian shirt jumpsuit thing.
And no, I don’t know anything about fashion because I’m an annoying hipster that peaked in 2010 and prior to that had a crush on Shia labeouf (how cringe of me) in Even Stevens who always wore Hawaiian shirts so now I think Hawaiian shirts are appropriate business casual office-wear. Ask me about my California employment law knowledge, even if I look cool I promise I can be incredibly boring 😎 and isn’t that what growing up is all about? 💅
In Hawaii, they're formal business wear.
This show has never missed a beat and is still funnier than ANY of the other late night shows.
The guest intros are so corny but Taylor is so good. Dang, that outfit too.
She makes me weak ❤
You mean Our Flag Means Death is not the greatest thing Rhys has ever done?
Ever heard about Flight of the Conchords series? He's the best manager ever
12:33 Perfection 😂
Most derpy dog for sure.....that dog aint ugly though.
Rory for President. Hawk2 girl for VP.
I knew she got her own show, but I didn't realize it was a game show. I thought it was more like a late night talk show. Interesting.
I'm just here for Rhysie Darbz
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor......best to get out of there quick!
Barron is next level
I'd say he's about a 6 😜
Dear Rhys, real Gs move in silence like lasagna (;
BARON. BARON. BARON 🎉😂
wow michael cane is looking really young!
wild thing is not ugly, he is a beautiful angel!
Carpenter Aunt. Good one!
Congratulations to Wild Thing! ❤🎉
The whole show is just Taylor searching for a couple of fwends
I bet Taylor’s Hawk Tuah game is phenomenal!
I don’t know why but I’m desperate for this show to be successful. Love you Taylor
We love taylor Tomlinson
And here's me thinking that Hawk Tuah was some county in Utah.
Y’all made a girl famous for spitting on things? Might be time for EVERYBODY to go outside and touch grass
Not "things."