Taylor Tomlinson Spits Facts About the Hawk Tuah Girl

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  • Taylor Tomlinson Spits Facts About the Hawk Tuah Girl
    Description: Taylor Tomlinson crowns the world’s ugliest real dog and the internet’s most beautiful fake human. Later, Taylor Tomlinson invites Baron Vaughn, Rhys Darby, and Rory Scovel into the group chat! They talk about the viral Hawk Tuah girl, the ongoing war between gnomes versus knights, and a tender moment between Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan.
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Комментарии • 355

  • @davidbeppler3032
    @davidbeppler3032 29 дней назад +402

    Taylor can not legally take the money before the contest, but Congress has ruled that she can take it after the contest. Bribery is legal. That's the law.

    • @JGComments
      @JGComments 28 дней назад +17

      Congress doesn’t “rule” on anything lol.

    • @bertjones3010
      @bertjones3010 28 дней назад +34

      Judges now have tip jars permanently installed on the corner of their bench. Literally now just a barista getting whatever you ordered.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 28 дней назад

      @@JGComments You are right. It was the supreme court. Congress made it legal to bribe presidents and other politicians. Unlimited corporate donations.

    • @kristinpingree3354
      @kristinpingree3354 28 дней назад +17

      It was the Supreme Court

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 28 дней назад +16

      As long as it's an official act, she's good.

  • @joshuawhere
    @joshuawhere 27 дней назад +30

    I finally learned what the "Hawk Tuah Girl" is all about thanks to this show... I definitely am not successful at pretending to care about the internet.

    • @pvp6077
      @pvp6077 23 дня назад +5

      Clicked on this episode just to find out 😂

    • @w.neuman
      @w.neuman 6 дней назад +2

      Same !

  • @jimmylin7233
    @jimmylin7233 29 дней назад +170

    10% of that spit to a manager 🤣

  • @eyeyayayay
    @eyeyayayay 28 дней назад +114

    It comforts me to think that when Rhys Darby isn't on this show, he is probably in an extended meeting with Bret MacKenzie and Jermaine Clement

  • @cara.leo_
    @cara.leo_ 27 дней назад +78

    CBS having Taylor host a late night show was the best decision ever. She's charming yet humble, and funny but not mean. Plus she's a comedian so she knows how to handle comics...love it!

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад +3

      She _can_ be mean when she wants to be, but she's just too kind to want to be.

    • @BEBHaven
      @BEBHaven 26 дней назад +4

      @@therealnervana Wrong on both counts. Paramount owns CBS and the Comedy Central IP. This is them rebooting the show.

    • @dianeatpeace337
      @dianeatpeace337 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@therealnervanaIt's a reboot -- presumably Colbert's production company bought the rights to resurrect the Chris Harrison-hosted early 21st century Comedy Central show.

    • @Roadhardd
      @Roadhardd 24 дня назад +1

      @@therealnervanaI think her standup is really funny, but this show is unwatchable.

    • @VictorianDad
      @VictorianDad 23 дня назад +2

      Taylor Tomlinson is funny and beautiful.
      The perfect woman.

  • @justaguy12345
    @justaguy12345 29 дней назад +81

    Oh no. There is a cursed future where Hawk Tuah Girl is a contestant on After Midnight.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 28 дней назад +4

      Oh God no! But, probably not.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад

      Her spittle could be a prize.

    • @robinblackmoor8732
      @robinblackmoor8732 27 дней назад +7

      She us not a comedy person. You have to be a veteran stand-up to be quick and clever enough to do the show.

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 25 дней назад +2

      I thought her friends reaction was a huge part of the funny

    • @spike4891
      @spike4891 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@robinblackmoor8732Aw, it's so cute you think it's real.

  • @anthonytobin2337
    @anthonytobin2337 28 дней назад +81

    If Rhys pronounces the G in gnome, he has to pronounce the K in knight 😅

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад +11

      Fun fact: the Old English origin of "knight" was "cnict", and both Cs were pronounced. So yes, you should pronounce the K. Also I lied about the fun.

    • @Alic4444
      @Alic4444 27 дней назад +6

      @@AdrianColley You lied about the lie!

    • @robinblackmoor8732
      @robinblackmoor8732 27 дней назад +1

      In England it is pronounced " K nig it.

    • @zakwilken
      @zakwilken 16 дней назад

      Gnome Named Gnorm.... Phile!

  • @Neuvost
    @Neuvost 27 дней назад +36

    Hawk Tuah is now my favorite Jedi in the prequels

  • @godnoble
    @godnoble 28 дней назад +19

    Thank the gods Taylor is back. I was on the verge of googling the original Hawk Tuah video and she has saved me.

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 29 дней назад +66

    Aw, I used to show our dog in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest when I was a kid, back before people knew about it and there were only, like, 10 dogs there. Our dog won "Most Abused Dog" because she was too cute to be in the contest, and I showed another woman's dog who won "Looks Most Like a Chicken" because he was white and the hair on his head stuck up in the air. (Petaluma is also the chicken capitol of the world.) It was usually a bull dog that won. That was before all the Chinese Crested owners started making the annual journey. Happy memories. 😊

  • @carneades4409
    @carneades4409 29 дней назад +81

    why have human judges for the "AI Pageant"? surely AI judges would be more fitting.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 28 дней назад +6

      Disagreements between AI judges could be interesting.

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 20 дней назад

      Now THAT would be a contest worth watching

  • @cherrybomb1386
    @cherrybomb1386 27 дней назад +20

    That dog isn't ugly he is majestic

    • @kikovazquez7277
      @kikovazquez7277 26 дней назад +2

      You're right. I think they were just giving him a lifetime achievement award for being in 5 of the pageants.

    • @cherrybomb1386
      @cherrybomb1386 26 дней назад +2

      @@kikovazquez7277 awe that is sweet

    • @marciusnhasty
      @marciusnhasty 4 дня назад +1

      That dog is a bonified summer blockbuster movie star now! ❤

  • @niyoushanasri8187
    @niyoushanasri8187 29 дней назад +84

    Here for my captain, Rhys Darby and his epic entrance

  • @nathanhornblower2316
    @nathanhornblower2316 27 дней назад +5

    I just love how the show is essentially, make Taylor laugh. And she deserves it ^^ love the opening monologues you’ve started doing, you’re starting to find your voice ))

  • @DarthD00bius
    @DarthD00bius 28 дней назад +14

    I'd never heard of Baron before but that Chomsky joke turned me into a fan.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 26 дней назад +8

    For the internet it should be unbleeped.

  • @dippydogz
    @dippydogz 27 дней назад +6

    Baron’s Carpenter Ant joke was bang topical, having just discovered Sabrina Carpenter’s Auntnis Nancy Cartwright

  • @magdalenadrysdale4582
    @magdalenadrysdale4582 29 дней назад +46

    I can't even tell you how much I missed this show!! Also, Baron is so funny :)

    • @valap2
      @valap2 29 дней назад +9

      The carpenter a[u]nt joke was so a good one.

  • @GargLassie
    @GargLassie 29 дней назад +53

    So happy to see Rhys being back! What an epic entrance! ❤❤❤

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 29 дней назад +1

      Who?

    • @justaguy12345
      @justaguy12345 29 дней назад +8

      @@spacemanx9595 Rhys. Don't you know how to read?

    • @adrianjas284
      @adrianjas284 15 дней назад

      I know how to rhyd I just don't know how to spyll...​@@justaguy12345

  • @josher887
    @josher887 29 дней назад +44

    1:21 in other unattainable beauty standards news, Taylor Tomlinsons’s skin care routine

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 28 дней назад +3

      Taylor is looking gorgeous here.

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 23 дня назад

      She’s gone from cute to smokin’ hot over the last couple of years!

  • @user-ks3ol3lw3b
    @user-ks3ol3lw3b 19 дней назад +3

    Taylor on a game show is like having a singer in a rock band sing Frank Sinatra songs and read jokes off a cue card.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer 28 дней назад +13

    Is he a gnome or is he a wizard? Lol, that girl knows nothing about either of those things if she thinks they are mutually exclusive. Obviously, he's both. He's a gnome wizard, since gnome is a race and wizard is a class.

  • @wgrandbois
    @wgrandbois 29 дней назад +22

    Wild Thang, I think I love you.

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 28 дней назад +10

    Baron Vaughn also crushed it on Season 13 of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He’s so cool.

  • @DSmicklas
    @DSmicklas 29 дней назад +23

    Taylor always struggles to speak through laughter when Rory is on. Adding Baron and Rhys only makes Rory amp up his Rory-ness.

    • @cdfox85
      @cdfox85 27 дней назад +2

      Her constant laughter, even at completely unfunny lines, is insufferable

    • @DSmicklas
      @DSmicklas 27 дней назад

      @cdfox85 Wow good thing you don't watch the show then. I would hate for someone to suffer through something so insufferable.
      Grow up, Peter Pan.

    • @cdfox85
      @cdfox85 26 дней назад

      @@DSmicklas maybe I did grow up, and that's why I find this show unfunny. It's sad too because I remember @midnight being hilarious.

  • @bexzim
    @bexzim 28 дней назад +11

    You mean Our Flag Means Death is not the greatest thing Rhys has ever done?

    • @MissFetishable
      @MissFetishable 25 дней назад

      Ever heard about Flight of the Conchords series? He's the best manager ever

  • @AntonAdelson
    @AntonAdelson 28 дней назад +16

    "I just ruined my presidency, by telling the truth!!"
    The irony of that statement is epic deep!

  • @user-dm6jy5jr9o
    @user-dm6jy5jr9o 29 дней назад +23

    RHYS DARBY ❤❤ she gets amazing guests

  • @BasicCitizen
    @BasicCitizen 28 дней назад +6

    Most derpy dog for sure.....that dog aint ugly though.

  • @joannavaldez
    @joannavaldez 24 дня назад +1

    I'm so in love with this show. I try to watch full episodes, but 1- I'm not paying for cable and 2- it's just so much fun watching random clips while on the toilet. 😂😂

  • @melodicchronic5181
    @melodicchronic5181 20 дней назад +2

    I knew she got her own show, but I didn't realize it was a game show. I thought it was more like a late night talk show. Interesting.

  • @margaretbear
    @margaretbear 28 дней назад +6

    I was so afraid you were going to be gone all summer!! So happy you are back!!!!!!

  • @jrechebei
    @jrechebei 28 дней назад +5

    I've never heard of this show, I only clicked on this cause of I saw the Hawk Tuah girl.

  • @bl3343
    @bl3343 28 дней назад +10

    I think they should make a reality TV show where they give the "ugliest dog" winners makeovers.

    • @RickyG496
      @RickyG496 28 дней назад +1

      That would ... interesting!

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад +1

      Human Eye For A Good Boy

  • @shynye
    @shynye 29 дней назад +8

    Rhys Darby is an icon, anything I see him in, he makes it better. 😀

  • @scarlettuwu9582
    @scarlettuwu9582 28 дней назад +3

    Oh shoot Rhys did the voice for one of the knights of the sun on Rick & Morty!

  • @fmatta
    @fmatta 29 дней назад +44

    This panel is rock solid!

    • @brokenbadge4273
      @brokenbadge4273 29 дней назад +3

      they got the Rock?

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 29 дней назад

      None of them were names I recognized

    • @mhawang8204
      @mhawang8204 28 дней назад

      @@spacemanx9595 this show is the best way to discover comedians new to you!

    • @acgeewhiz
      @acgeewhiz 27 дней назад

      @@spacemanx9595Congratulations on getting to know three new (to you) comedians.
      One of the things I like most about this show. Sometimes I like them, sometimes they’re not for me, but now I know that.

  • @Alantwoyou
    @Alantwoyou 28 дней назад +9

    Baron Vaughn is a national treasure

  • @ryanhartman4846
    @ryanhartman4846 28 дней назад +3

    Just hearing rhys say 'base' takes me back.

  • @emilycornucopia
    @emilycornucopia 29 дней назад +11

    Nice work stylists on Taylor’s jumpsuit thing, I love jumpsuit things. Only suggestion is to make it a one-piece Hawaiian shirt jumpsuit thing.
    And no, I don’t know anything about fashion because I’m an annoying hipster that peaked in 2010 and prior to that had a crush on Shia labeouf (how cringe of me) in Even Stevens who always wore Hawaiian shirts so now I think Hawaiian shirts are appropriate business casual office-wear. Ask me about my California employment law knowledge, even if I look cool I promise I can be incredibly boring 😎 and isn’t that what growing up is all about? 💅

    • @EmyrDerfel
      @EmyrDerfel 28 дней назад +1

      In Hawaii, they're formal business wear.

  • @terenzo50
    @terenzo50 26 дней назад +3

    How things change! When I was a kid, it was "hoik ptui".

  • @ehhhsteve8582
    @ehhhsteve8582 29 дней назад +9

    This show is killing it. What a great way to come back from a break.

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 29 дней назад +7

    So glad to see Rhys on here 😂

  • @Combo_Slice
    @Combo_Slice 29 дней назад +34

    The guest intros are so corny but Taylor is so good. Dang, that outfit too.

  • @MrLinguist88
    @MrLinguist88 28 дней назад +3

    This show is just like Wild Thang... it grows on you.. xD

  • @pierremaiden
    @pierremaiden 29 дней назад +4

    Damn , Baron is on FIRE for this segment!!

  • @briansummerfield2178
    @briansummerfield2178 27 дней назад +3

    My dog keep barking during the entire AI segment.
    Keep in mind we are both suffering without power after Hurricane Beryl, and the humidity is insufferable.

    • @ghinalikki
      @ghinalikki 14 дней назад

      Still? Are you okay?

  • @ScientificEndevourOfTheMind
    @ScientificEndevourOfTheMind 28 дней назад +7

    That's one cute little doggo

  • @Roonasaur
    @Roonasaur 24 дня назад +1

    Taylor: "So why don't you guys rate yourselves, 1 to 10"
    Obama Ad: "Five dollars!"
    lol

  • @Iconoblasto
    @Iconoblasto 29 дней назад +5

    Rhys Darby!?!?!? OMG 🥰

  • @killercodgaming
    @killercodgaming 28 дней назад +4

    Rory told the truth! Hawk Tuah works both ways...

  • @nannyalberte
    @nannyalberte 29 дней назад +3

    Welcome back! I missed this show :)

  • @Gooden_Eye
    @Gooden_Eye 29 дней назад +3

    I gotta say, flight suit Taylor is awesome...plus, she looks like she's eating spicy food when she's trying not to laugh😎😂

  • @nickyyy777
    @nickyyy777 21 день назад

    STOPPPP i loved that after midnight didn’t have some bs end card that i’d have to constantly stop what i’m doing to click thru the next video plssssss

  • @Anzy.99
    @Anzy.99 28 дней назад +5

    OH MY GOD GIRLIE I MISSED YOU, 2 weeks without you I was going crazy

  • @justins21482
    @justins21482 25 дней назад

    this was a great episode!!

  • @msjessierocket
    @msjessierocket 28 дней назад +4

    I'm just here for Rhysie Darbz

  • @TFrenchHughes
    @TFrenchHughes 27 дней назад

    Okay but that new end card is fire! Good job editors

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 29 дней назад +4

    Dear Rhys, real Gs move in silence like lasagna (;

  • @NerfThisBoardGames
    @NerfThisBoardGames 29 дней назад +5

    Best entrances of all time

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 29 дней назад +12

    Y’all made a girl famous for spitting on things? Might be time for EVERYBODY to go outside and touch grass

  • @DOCTORJAN714
    @DOCTORJAN714 27 дней назад +2

    Taylor: You're really a fantastic host!!!!

  • @silent_tofu7921
    @silent_tofu7921 29 дней назад +14

    "It's business time!"

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G 25 дней назад +1

    i had no idea this show still existed, but i've liked taylor and i have to thumbs_up only because she correctly used 'rubric' irl but not at a teachers' professional development seminar, which is an absurd level of difficulty.

  • @davidt3956
    @davidt3956 26 дней назад +1

    "He grows on you." So does fungus. 😛

  • @Ferocious_Fairy
    @Ferocious_Fairy 29 дней назад +7

    I ❤ Taylor Tomlinson!!! Her stand up comedy is hilarious and I'm so happy she gets to host a funny game show! Great job!!! 👏👏👏😊

  • @NuthouseKid88
    @NuthouseKid88 25 дней назад +1

    I love how every humble person's 1-10 rating of their own appearance is exactly a 6. Like, I'm modest and know I'm not the premium package, but I do believe I'm just a little bit more handsome than most other people.

  • @JoeTBF13
    @JoeTBF13 28 дней назад +5

    Is there a whole segment cut from this? Scores go from 1100/1000/1100 at 12:42 to 1500/1800/1700 at 12:59

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад

      They must have asked a forbidden question. Did a celebrity die on the day of recording?

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 27 дней назад +1

    I have missed you so much!!!!❤❤❤

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase 29 дней назад +2

    Welcome back!!!

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 29 дней назад +12

    Clearly Hock Tuah girl is going to take the ASMR world by storm.

  • @MrButtons-dr9ew
    @MrButtons-dr9ew 29 дней назад +7

    Rhys Darby! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @760viater
    @760viater 28 дней назад +3

    This show is so awesome

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 29 дней назад +8

    They should have an AI Taylor host an episode. Rhys knows what he talking about, he lives next to Mordor.

  • @speedyf40
    @speedyf40 29 дней назад +6

    Barron is next level

    • @valap2
      @valap2 29 дней назад +1

      I'd say he's about a 6 😜

  • @benjaminbaumgardner7620
    @benjaminbaumgardner7620 29 дней назад

    Man this is a great panel

  • @CGVega
    @CGVega 29 дней назад +6

    werewolves, not swearwolves

  • @frankgrant4784
    @frankgrant4784 21 час назад +1

    Taylor, Taylor, Taylor......best to get out of there quick!

  • @lynnbethechange
    @lynnbethechange 28 дней назад +5

    YAY! Taylor is back. I love her beyond words. I really love being ACE. It means I can look at Taylor as if she is art. Her face is stunningly beautiful.

  • @namelessghoul746
    @namelessghoul746 27 дней назад +9

    Rhys Darby calling himself a 7 is the world's biggest lie, have you SEEN his legs and also arms and also chest??? The man is a SNACK.

    • @lauraway706
      @lauraway706 25 дней назад +1

      Isn't he just?! I was I the audience of his Q&A session at Basingstoke Comic Con and him dancing to hus entrance music was quite something and is forever imprinted into my memory. Guy is underselling himself rating him a 7.

  • @HermitLady
    @HermitLady 28 дней назад +2

    Best outfit so far! 😎🤩🥳

  • @devinphillips9704
    @devinphillips9704 28 дней назад +12

    OK, whoever's cranking out these clips for RUclips, I realize you're probably not getting paid a lot, but good god, EQ your frikkin' volume levels! That bumper at the end nearly blew me out of my chair!

    • @falxonPSN
      @falxonPSN 28 дней назад +6

      It won't fix the main problem, but the RUclips mobile apps now have an option called stable volume that you can turn on that at least helps somewhat.

  • @jerseydevil7895
    @jerseydevil7895 День назад

    " You had me at Hawk Tuah ".

  • @SonOfSofaman
    @SonOfSofaman 29 дней назад +11

    "Third Wheel" is cuter than Sabrina.

  • @juancantin5238
    @juancantin5238 28 дней назад +1

    This has to be Taylor best outfit so far!

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried 28 дней назад +2

    Rory for President. Hawk2 girl for VP.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 29 дней назад +7

    Baron’s shirt should have a name; I nominate zip-zap.

  • @christiannoellecharles1205
    @christiannoellecharles1205 28 дней назад +1

    12:33 Perfection 😂

  • @tunahelpa5433
    @tunahelpa5433 12 дней назад

    Carpenter Aunt. Good one!

  • @sober281
    @sober281 27 дней назад +2

    The Cryptid Factor! lfg

  • @Cooperyorkie
    @Cooperyorkie 26 дней назад

    David spade! Lights out! My goodness love

  • @J55S
    @J55S 22 дня назад

    The Carpenter Aunt ha!

  • @KevinTurner-aka-keturn
    @KevinTurner-aka-keturn 29 дней назад +10

    I hope we get to see the uncut versions of these someday.

    • @rory_pond1701
      @rory_pond1701 28 дней назад +3

      So much this. The sudden point increases are proof of not-ready-for-network-TV comedy and that's my jam.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 27 дней назад

      I just hope they're collecting the outtakes for publication one day.

  • @leoorpi
    @leoorpi 29 дней назад +3

    RORYYYYYYY AWWWW YISSSSSS

  • @thankukorea
    @thankukorea 27 дней назад +1

    if it G-Nome in Australia then it also should be K-Night

  • @PhilFeedback
    @PhilFeedback 27 дней назад +1

    Congratulations to Wild Thing! ❤🎉

  • @jenkem4464
    @jenkem4464 25 дней назад

    Hawk 23 and me...man good one!

  • @footube666
    @footube666 21 день назад

    The "shaving off some extra fingers" joke was subtle af. lol

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind 28 дней назад +1

    9:28 Well.. If, as a New Zealander, he has to pronounce the G in Gah-Nome now.. then it's very important that instead of 'nite' for the spelling of Kah-Nite, that he actually pronounce it as Kaaah-nih-gits! I believe that's the proper British pronunciation as made famous by Monty Python and the Holy Gah-Rayle!

  • @danielberman2773
    @danielberman2773 23 дня назад

    wild thing is not ugly, he is a beautiful angel!