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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @martinmartin8666
    @martinmartin8666 3 года назад +4851

    "Honestly, i don't know anything about cars"
    Is pretty much the worst thing you can say to a mechanic.

    • @jameskaval8137
      @jameskaval8137 3 года назад +158

      Whenever I go to a mechanic I google how much it would cost first lol

    • @pawerutyna8357
      @pawerutyna8357 3 года назад +189

      If you do know a lot about cars that's a good way to test if mechanic can be trusted

    • @poorlittlebiker6476
      @poorlittlebiker6476 3 года назад +55

      Just like telling a cop “I was only going 5mph over the speed limit” 😂

    • @MikeAttardYeah
      @MikeAttardYeah 3 года назад +98

      @@pawerutyna8357 My thoughts exactly. I went to a mechanic one time with a transmission issue, but I had just changed the fluid and filter the week before. So when they tried to tell me it looked like the fluid had never been changed, I knew they were dishonest and I left

    • @igorkalezic4739
      @igorkalezic4739 3 года назад +28

      Also never say you're not in a hurry to have it fixed. That just makes them take their sweet time. When you go to a mechanic you ALWAYS need it done ASAP.

  • @TheShizzlefication
    @TheShizzlefication 3 года назад +3159

    Those mechanics have the cleanest shirts I've ever seen.

    • @uabir8338
      @uabir8338 3 года назад +83

      Just noticed. And they are wearing white too 😂😂😭

    • @nabeelahmadhadi
      @nabeelahmadhadi 3 года назад +42

      It's the cleaning of the goo, goo is strong acid like liquid, much like bleach, hence it's white, has washed away all the colours of the shirts

    • @TexasBoyDrew
      @TexasBoyDrew 3 года назад +30

      For the prices they charge, they can buy a white Louis Vuitton shirt every day instead of washing.

    • @joviancabrera
      @joviancabrera 3 года назад +11

      It’s because the Yoa Ming needs to be replaced

    • @FinnedFusion
      @FinnedFusion 3 года назад

      @@uabir8338 I thought it was blue

  • @bendingriver7101
    @bendingriver7101 3 года назад +2142

    "It's gonna need some polyjuice potion for sure"
    I'm fuckin dead.

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 3 года назад +15

      Yep, i was also deceased there

    • @rhyswallace3590
      @rhyswallace3590 3 года назад

      I wasn't sure I heard that right

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 3 года назад +14

      What about the Shawshank redemption?😄

    • @Tristan14578
      @Tristan14578 3 года назад

      I thought that too

    • @itkojecockot
      @itkojecockot 3 года назад +6

      they forgot "blinker fluid" :D:D:D:D:D

  • @reddblurr
    @reddblurr 3 года назад +2048

    $45 for the part, $873 for the labor. Sounds about right! 😂

    • @macewindujr2656
      @macewindujr2656 3 года назад +10

      Lmfaoooo

    • @MishMoves
      @MishMoves 3 года назад +32

      Timing belt job on a FWD car in a nutshell!

    • @reddblurr
      @reddblurr 3 года назад +7

      @@MishMoves omg dude so true! 😂

    • @pradhyudh
      @pradhyudh 3 года назад +3

      Or a transmission

    • @a105-t5m
      @a105-t5m 3 года назад +3

      gotta love the book rate vs reality

  • @benjibloodbath
    @benjibloodbath 3 года назад +1387

    “Looks like her Shawshank needs redemption too”
    “And your block chain is just oozing Yao Ming”
    I lost it 🤣🤣

    • @DivineAtheistWannabe
      @DivineAtheistWannabe 3 года назад +23

      and her de_dust lmao

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +7

      I randomly skipped to that exact part. I am God

    • @apachaiking2363
      @apachaiking2363 3 года назад +6

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    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +4

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    • @apachaiking2363
      @apachaiking2363 3 года назад +7

      I am sad to announce that as of this day I have turned my back to the thousand year prophesy and have become an atheist ⚛ 😢

  • @rocko0214
    @rocko0214 3 года назад +2588

    Totally failed. They didn't tell her to change her wheels winter air to summer air.

    • @peterk7428
      @peterk7428 3 года назад +101

      If you don't change the air every 6 months your wheels could get STUCK IN TIME!

    • @rocko0214
      @rocko0214 3 года назад +6

      @@peterk7428 #Facts

    • @JRudd
      @JRudd 3 года назад +18

      $20 in parts and $30 in labor

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 3 года назад +3

      I mean... if you live in a cold place your tires should lose pressure in winter so.. I know semi drivers will change air pressure moving north/south

    • @rocko0214
      @rocko0214 3 года назад +1

      @@benjaminr8961 That's a good thing to tell people when they think you are pranking them.

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful 3 года назад +1262

    Mechanics fr can be some of the biggest scammers. Tony tho!!! "Her Shawshank might need some redemption" 🤣🤣😭

    • @barryholiday8998
      @barryholiday8998 3 года назад +7

      🤦🏼‍♂️😆

    • @gorillatrading5452
      @gorillatrading5452 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣 30k out the door!

    • @libtard.4844
      @libtard.4844 3 года назад +7

      I knew about mechanics at a young age they tried to scam me more than a few times I called out their bull.

    • @sinyud
      @sinyud 3 года назад +6

      almost as bad as dentists

    • @g-wm6392
      @g-wm6392 3 года назад +1

      @@sinyud amen

  • @rippedshoes911
    @rippedshoes911 3 года назад +810

    "Looks like her shawshank needs redemption''
    "Thats a clerical error, gotta fix that''

    • @theblackcock6607
      @theblackcock6607 3 года назад +1

      For real tho

    • @eliasariel8758
      @eliasariel8758 3 года назад +9

      "Gotta call a priest to fix that clerical error ma'am"

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Год назад

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😁

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Год назад

      ​@@eliasariel8758
      Or a rabbi depending on your faith.
      The griummel repair is gonna require a model, I'm afraid.

  • @GHow1998
    @GHow1998 3 года назад +597

    Never say "I don't know anything about cars" to a mechanic

    • @atanu_d_roy
      @atanu_d_roy 3 года назад +44

      Similarly, never say " I don't know anything about this " to any concerned authority looking to fix the problem, in general . Most of the time , it goes horribly wrong

    • @pianofry1138
      @pianofry1138 3 года назад +16

      I always say that when I see a new mechanic. I'm no expert but I know enough to see when they are trying to screw me.

    • @velocityy1
      @velocityy1 3 года назад +10

      Don't go to a shitty mechanic and they won't try and take advantage of you.

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 3 года назад +4

      @L W Lmao!

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 3 года назад +1

      Go ahead an tell a mechanic that you know everything because internet... see what happens. LOL.

  • @bendingriver7101
    @bendingriver7101 3 года назад +594

    "I can move the grumper shaft" 😂😂😂😂

    • @vermaakzone4300
      @vermaakzone4300 3 года назад +6

      The grumper shaft?!! They are scammers!

    • @SuperUnemployable
      @SuperUnemployable 2 года назад +2

      "they soft, gaskets are supposed to be hard that's what holds everything together" wut?

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Год назад +1

      You do and you'll clean it up!

  • @Flipdaswitch
    @Flipdaswitch 3 года назад +502

    wouldn't trust no mechanic wearing a clean white T shirt

    • @ginobenedetto4943
      @ginobenedetto4943 3 года назад +6

      I know it's a comedy video but service writers are a thing.

    • @3ildcard
      @3ildcard 3 года назад +4

      But some take it a step too far , not even washing their hands before heading to the near store. Like , okay we get it that you work , but no need to touch everything with dirty ass hands.

    • @joem7572
      @joem7572 3 года назад +3

      As a once ASE master technician and certified diesel technician, I always work coveralls and gloves to keep myself clean. Customers don't want to see a greaseball getting out of their car and at reputable shops, we would end up with a cleaning bill. Granted there was a smudge or two on my face if I couldn't wash up before a face-to-face but I take being clean as a sign of being a professional.

    • @Roccofan
      @Roccofan 2 года назад

      #BigFacts

    • @yonggeun4222
      @yonggeun4222 2 года назад

      @@Roccofan this is funny asf

  • @MarcusYap
    @MarcusYap 3 года назад +470

    I like how the boyfriend wasn't even mad cause he knows he's guilty of doing the exact same

    • @jakeotterholt5161
      @jakeotterholt5161 2 года назад +47

      Actually autobody guys don’t work on engines, especially Shawshanks that need redemption

    • @vueport99
      @vueport99 2 года назад +14

      Yea except he gets the scammers union rate of $19.50 all in by showing his membership card

    • @fromnsk
      @fromnsk 2 года назад +4

      Good old capitalism

  • @treychastain4686
    @treychastain4686 3 года назад +190

    This is how my wife feels when she had to go to the mechanic shop. I've been a mechanic for about 25 years, just like finding a doctor that you trust, find a mechanic that you trust.

    • @3ildcard
      @3ildcard 3 года назад +21

      That's sad. I live in the 3rd world , in a small village. The village is known for mechanics and painters , everyone with their respectable small business yet none of us screw their customers. It kind of amazes me that in the first world they'd do that. But , yes , if you visit the big "authorized service/dealerships" , prepare to go broke. They'd do that. And even worse , they often hire absolute clueless people who have no idea what are they even doing there and why they applied for the said job.

    • @Roccofan
      @Roccofan 2 года назад +1

      Steve at Blue Ribbon Auto Repair is my man for LIFE!

    • @cyrusumberger5285
      @cyrusumberger5285 2 года назад +2

      Ahh so your saying your wife doesn’t trust you!! I get it….😜👌👌😂😂😂

    • @treychastain4686
      @treychastain4686 2 года назад +2

      @@cyrusumberger5285 cute. It made sense only in my head.
      Unfortunately no that wasn't the case. I ended up in prison for a few years so it was left up to her to maintain the cars while I was away.

    • @jasonhaven7170
      @jasonhaven7170 Год назад

      @@treychastain4686 They always arresting Black men to preserve White supremacy.

  • @chrismeyers7487
    @chrismeyers7487 3 года назад +169

    "Her Shawshank needs redemption"

  • @semantik95
    @semantik95 2 года назад +48

    This is why you need a good doctor, a good mechanic, and a good lawyer in your life at all times.

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 3 года назад +282

    Oh how can they forget the blinker fluid issue

    • @MrLaMolette
      @MrLaMolette 3 года назад +8

      I was expecting that one too!

    • @C-Thunder
      @C-Thunder 3 года назад +4

      Right!

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 3 года назад +4

      and the tyre fixing screws.

  • @woodside4life
    @woodside4life 3 года назад +152

    Shout out to Tony and the Polyjuice Potion.

  • @TheMrSuge
    @TheMrSuge 3 года назад +51

    "Your Block Chain is oozing Yao Ming" LOL

  • @ttaylor3rd
    @ttaylor3rd 3 года назад +130

    The funniest line is when she says "What?" at the end. She's finally realizing what the knob-jobs are up to and is dumbfounded. Nikki you are one of the funniest ladies in the Tube and I can't get enough of you. Keep on crankin out that good stuff

  • @stacymirba1433
    @stacymirba1433 2 года назад +25

    1:00 "How much is that?"
    "Well, you'd be looking at like $45.00 for the part and $873.00 for the labor."
    That was such an underrated line.

    • @juvi999
      @juvi999 Год назад

      I thought he said $8.73 :D

  • @FlyingSpaceOstrich
    @FlyingSpaceOstrich Год назад +41

    As a mechanic of five years, this is eerily accurate

  • @DjCyriss
    @DjCyriss 3 года назад +11

    He said "it looks like your Shawshank needs redemption too" lmao 😆🤣

  • @maviebaby
    @maviebaby 3 года назад +10

    He said "Her Shaw shank needs redemption." 👏👏👏 Bravo.

  • @lockerracing7121
    @lockerracing7121 3 года назад +32

    "These gaskets is soft. Gaskets are supposed to be hard"🤣

  • @ericschneider7294
    @ericschneider7294 3 года назад +88

    As a career retired master tech I
    often go in with my family and friends to "consult". Dealerships and garages change their tune pretty quickly. The truth comes out and cost goes down lol.

    • @MrAwsomeshot
      @MrAwsomeshot 3 года назад +11

      here I write clickbait for u
      'mechanics hate him for this one simple trick'

    • @bobbyhempel1513
      @bobbyhempel1513 3 года назад +10

      You don't even have to know a damn thing about cars all you got to do is go into the dealership with a dirty Ford, Chevy or Dodge hat on and have some grease on your pants or shirt and they're going to deal with you far more fairly than if you go in there any other way.

    • @krukdallan1587
      @krukdallan1587 2 года назад

      @@bobbyhempel1513 lol I'm gonna try it next time

  • @clintdevine5162
    @clintdevine5162 3 года назад +1

    Grumper shaft.....hahahahaha, along with her exhaust sample and blinker fluid. Omfg

  • @cinders2894
    @cinders2894 3 года назад +77

    So accurate! It's always hilarious when mechanics try to rip you off, thinking you know nothing about cars, while you stay silent and smile. 😈 Parents, always teach your kids about cars.

    • @linuxforged8936
      @linuxforged8936 3 года назад +2

      And if parents know nothing about cars?

    • @cinders2894
      @cinders2894 3 года назад +9

      @@linuxforged8936 Encourage your kids to learn, and maybe learn yourself. The internet is a wonderful resource.

    • @linuxforged8936
      @linuxforged8936 3 года назад +1

      @@cinders2894 Yeah. In todays world it's best not to have any kids, you'll be doing them a favour.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 года назад +2

      @Asd Asdg Yeah, it was much better back when famines were common, medical care was based on guesswork and infant mortality was an every day fact of life for families - now *those* were the days when you could _really_ raise a child!

    • @chaitanyagaur7928
      @chaitanyagaur7928 2 года назад

      @@linuxforged8936 AGREED. I am an anti-natalist for that reason.

  • @yankinwaoz
    @yankinwaoz 3 года назад +19

    OMG.. Erik Griffin (the mechanic with glasses). I loved him in Workaholics. So cool you got him in your video!

  • @blowinshtup6553
    @blowinshtup6553 3 года назад +82

    They forgot to check your blinker fluid levels. They get pretty low, pretty fast.

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 2 года назад +1

      yeah they only get about a couple hundred blinks per application

  • @jobu88
    @jobu88 3 года назад +12

    The Marine at the end is possibly the funniest part. Anyone who was ever in the military knows that story

    • @agamerscoven
      @agamerscoven 2 года назад

      That shit annoyed me so much as a Marine cuz it’s true. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thewab1974
    @thewab1974 3 года назад +7

    2:28 - "And it looks like her Shawshank need Redemption, too."
    "And your block chain is just oozing Yao Ming." I lost it. LMFAO

  • @sshah2545
    @sshah2545 2 года назад +5

    The “goosepipes are so expensive” got me good

  • @gorillatrading5452
    @gorillatrading5452 3 года назад +33

    The 4 people that disliked this video had to pay for their Shawshank to get Redemption and that Polyjuice potion.

  • @lamakicker69
    @lamakicker69 3 года назад +40

    Love how the boyfriend understood what they were doing knowing he does the same thing lmao

    • @anthonyobryan3485
      @anthonyobryan3485 Год назад +2

      I needed to have my van's sliding side door repaired after it fell off the van. I called a dozen car shops, and only one said they would even attempt it (the rest said they had no idea how to fix it). That one wanted about $650 to do the job (4 hours labor, the rest "parts"). I went onto RUclips, and found a 10-minute video showing exactly what to do. I watched it three times, bought the one part needed (a roller assembly for $90), and spent the next twenty minutes doing it myself (successfully). I saved myself $550, and confirmed that most mechanics are crooks.

  • @caseymac1988
    @caseymac1988 3 года назад +85

    Shouts out to Montez, I bet his wife is back there giving OTPHJ’s

    • @jaredpodgorny6779
      @jaredpodgorny6779 3 года назад +11

      A man of culture

    • @KingcoleIIV
      @KingcoleIIV 3 года назад +6

      Ohhh shit I just realized that was Him!!! his wife was awesome!!!! Workaholics was the Goat.

    • @EP4LFC
      @EP4LFC 3 года назад +5

      Erik Griffin - his stand-ups are insanely good

    • @zackrodriguez6653
      @zackrodriguez6653 3 года назад +4

      Hell yeah, brother.

    • @vicentemejia6896
      @vicentemejia6896 3 года назад +3

      I thought I was the only one to recognize him 🤣 I'm so glad I'm not alone.

  • @cedlouis
    @cedlouis 3 года назад +5

    "De dust"....Counterstrike reference! Lol 2:45

  • @skepticsr_us
    @skepticsr_us 3 года назад +172

    Btw folks, dentists are not a whole lot better than mechanics.

    • @dr.penguin9412
      @dr.penguin9412 3 года назад +45

      I went to a dentist once that said I had 4 cavities, and was going to cost me a fortune, and they absolutely do not take insurance, and no dentists in the state take insurance and this is as good as it’s gonna get. I knew something didn’t sound right at all, so I left. I looked up the reviews online and seen this place was a nightmare. Went to a good trusted dentist afterwards, and only had 1 cavity and insurance covered all of it. So the original dentist was just going to start drilling random holes in my mouth just to make money….. 🤦‍♂️

    • @jagdeepsinghmann33
      @jagdeepsinghmann33 3 года назад +19

      @@dr.penguin9412 that's fucked up

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 3 года назад +9

      @@dr.penguin9412 Thats fucked up. Could be reason for suing had he done it. Filling a "fake'" cavity will weaken the structure of the tooth unnecessarily if I'm not mistaken. Wow. What an ass!

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 3 года назад +17

      @@dr.penguin9412 I had the opposite experience. Had a lot of bad pain in a back molar and was told I need a root canal. Lady went in, noticed the pulp wasn't exposed and did a pulp cap instead. Saved me hundreds and hundreds of dollars. tthe tooth is pain free after the pulp cap! I was very surprised and grateful that she acted with integrity. And it cost me me like $60 compared to the thousand or so for canal and cap.

    • @tayloranderson456
      @tayloranderson456 3 года назад +3

      @@jagdeepsinghmann33 And incredibly common.

  • @mordechai-
    @mordechai- Год назад +2

    "It looks like her Shawshank needs Redemption too." I burst out laughing at that one.

  • @slayridah
    @slayridah 3 года назад +72

    I cant believe they didn't point out that her occulator isn't occulating, causing low pressure in the nozzle compressor!

  • @robertc4311
    @robertc4311 Год назад +1

    😂 ....I spit out my coffee. That was hilarious 🤣 They forgot to tell her the rear master bator needs to be primed, drained and flushed.

  • @soulsofwar8985
    @soulsofwar8985 2 года назад +4

    This is why I am glad my step-dad and his dad are mechanics. Makes my life pretty easy

  • @MajorCaliber
    @MajorCaliber 2 года назад +1

    "Oh goose-pipes are SOOOoo expensive!..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheNatewl777
    @TheNatewl777 3 года назад +4

    Your Shawshank needs redemption...lol

  • @sagefi1
    @sagefi1 2 года назад +2

    I went to a Toyota dealership for an oil change. They told me I REALLY needed new transmission fluid. I asked how they knew and whether they checked the fluid. They said they had. I told them, that's funny, because I actually personally flushed my transmission fluid 3 months ago. The guy didn't have s*it to say after that. I checked it again when I got home and sure enough, looked pretty nice and red and smelled like normal transmission fluid. I was pretty pissed and called back up there to complain. I should have asked for a manager right there but oh well. I got rid of the car shortly after anyway. I thought Toyota as a company was great, but not their regular service center!

  • @phillipsin9505
    @phillipsin9505 3 года назад +18

    Bruh this is me when I go to my dentist.. all I want is my regular teeth cleaning .

    • @ajmcbride2569
      @ajmcbride2569 3 года назад +4

      But you’ve got soft corroded gaskets and they make faulty hoses which causes leaks and oozes…

  • @painepunk8947
    @painepunk8947 3 года назад +204

    I feel like she made this video because this actually happened to her in real life. Happened to me too. 🤦🏻‍♂️😡

    • @deezelkane
      @deezelkane 3 года назад +11

      This has been happening for centuries- this isn’t anything new.

    • @painepunk8947
      @painepunk8947 3 года назад +8

      @@deezelkane what about those who barely learned how to drive and don’t know anything about car? Guess they should just know everything about cars and scammers right away without actually learning or experiencing about them. Lol

    • @danielcasillas1133
      @danielcasillas1133 3 года назад +4

      @@painepunk8947 it not hard to learn the basics of ur car

    • @The-t3z
      @The-t3z 3 года назад +6

      Those quick lube places are the worst. I sent my wife for an oil change and filter when she got there they said she needed a trans flush and air filter. She called me luckily and I told her to relay the message. Go pound sand. I no longer send her in to get that done. Haha
      They also upcharged her for the oil change by 20$

    • @ginobenedetto4943
      @ginobenedetto4943 3 года назад +1

      @@painepunk8947 you don't have to be an expert, but you should know enough to not get punked. And if you really don't know anything, chances are you do know someone who does and is willing to at least take a phone call and discuss whether or not you're being scammed.
      For example, you should know if your wiper blades need to be changed and if you think that you're being punked asking mechanic to show you exactly what is going on, on your car while it's on the lift. Any self-respecting mechanic will gladly show you and explain to you why it needs to be replaced or repaired. If they aren't willing to do that, run.

  • @nikbj23
    @nikbj23 3 года назад +3

    I lost it at Shawshank 😂😂😂😂

  • @FordFalcon54
    @FordFalcon54 3 года назад +2

    The fact that you got Erik Griffin to appear in this......AMAZING. Dude is awesome.

  • @alexandergray6107
    @alexandergray6107 3 года назад +163

    For those wondering, if you do an oil change yourself, it should cost around $29-$40. It all depends on the type of oil and oil filter your car needs. And that’s it.
    And always change your blinker fluid.

    • @Mr.Mayhem
      @Mr.Mayhem 3 года назад +21

      Don't forget to rotate your wiper blades, swap out the tire's summer air for winter air, and drain the coolant in the winter so the engine doesn't freeze.

    • @jamie3226
      @jamie3226 3 года назад +1

      Have you done it in real life or just heard it or red it in theory? Tsk

    • @alexandergray6107
      @alexandergray6107 3 года назад +4

      @@jamie3226 yeah… I’ve changed my own oil and multiple other friend’s cars in the past couple years.
      The blinker fluid is a TOTAL fact tho.

    • @archmadnessdr6504
      @archmadnessdr6504 3 года назад +3

      Gotta grease the brakes too

    • @kellyriddell5014
      @kellyriddell5014 2 года назад +2

      What's really sad was I did not immediately realize the blinker fluid thing was a joke. I was like, oh God, what is that? I haven't had that changed at all in my car that I know of. lol. I hate cars.

  • @dialecticsjunkie7653
    @dialecticsjunkie7653 3 года назад +2

    Honestly I relate to this so much. It's sad that nobody really teaches you this stuff, it's like as soon as you're an adult you're magically expected to know all this stuff. I try my best to use Google and RUclips to understand what's going on in my car but there's always a limit to how much you can teach yourself using common sense. I still have to rely a lot on trying to read my mechanic's tone of voice and body language and make an educated guess based on social cues more than based on solid mechanical knowledge. I like to think that at least stops me from getting scammed on the big obvious stuff.

    • @dialecticsjunkie7653
      @dialecticsjunkie7653 3 года назад

      One thing that's helped is that when I go to Valvoline or Jiffy Lube or those kind of chains, the technician, if they are helpful, can sometimes point out little problems that they've noticed in your car. Because they don't fix anything in their shop they have less of an incentive to lie as they don't profit from it, so I can then take that information to the mechanic. That's how I was notified of a slow leak in my engine lubrication due to a worn out seal

  • @sunsetbari
    @sunsetbari 3 года назад +6

    The goooose pipe 😂😂😂😂

  • @riptwan
    @riptwan 3 года назад +21

    As a mechanic, this shit is 100% true

  • @pi9857
    @pi9857 3 года назад +17

    Mechanics in the video: “We know everything about cars”
    Dom Toretto: “Hold my wrench”

    • @lanceromance5768
      @lanceromance5768 3 года назад

      God I can’t wait til people stop using the “hold my …………” line. It’s literally in every comment section on every video

    • @lanceromance5768
      @lanceromance5768 3 года назад

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh it’s this generation of kids. So glad I grew up in the 80’s and 90’s

    • @lanceromance5768
      @lanceromance5768 3 года назад

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh honestly I try not to give the back in my day speech but things were so much better. I wish I could have grew up in the 70’s ans 80’s. I was born in 83

    • @lanceromance5768
      @lanceromance5768 3 года назад

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I say that all the time. Lol. You might be my younger twin. It makes me sick the way the world is becoming. People just choose what sex they want to be and what we have to call them. Fuck science. Fuck human biology. It’s people’s feelings that matter. What a joke

    • @lanceromance5768
      @lanceromance5768 3 года назад

      @yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh ur wise beyond your years. Good taste in you tube videos also if ur watching Nikki, slappers, Trevor and Cherdleys.

  • @Uriakatos
    @Uriakatos 3 года назад +1

    The dude making head and hand motions at 1:42 is the best part.

  • @the_rover1
    @the_rover1 3 года назад +6

    2:01 I loved that laugh 😁

  • @ybaggi
    @ybaggi 3 года назад +1

    "Your Shawshank needs redemption"... best line EVER.

  • @codylujan
    @codylujan 3 года назад +6

    "well for now" is a mechanics way of saying "please spend more money"

  • @brucewayne2955
    @brucewayne2955 3 года назад +1

    Bruh the acting between all the actors was fabulous! 😍

  • @AS-jb4my
    @AS-jb4my 3 года назад +56

    "30K"?
    Him: "It really do be like that sometimes.."

  • @davidherrera6185
    @davidherrera6185 2 года назад +2

    "It's gon need some polly juice potion for sure"... 😂

  • @gersomrivera9366
    @gersomrivera9366 3 года назад +5

    "You got bad gasket." - BRENT

  • @ericarmstrong8561
    @ericarmstrong8561 3 месяца назад

    Lmao.... her Shashank needs Redemption 🤣 🤣 🤣...Yao Ming 🤣

  • @Heat3YT2
    @Heat3YT2 3 года назад +46

    But when the mechanics computer stops working, the tech guy takes them to town. It’s the Circle of life.

    • @nifemi_o
      @nifemi_o 3 года назад +27

      Oh, it needs new ram, cpu, probably could use more cores, and that motherboard's gonna need some polyjuice potion definitely

    • @wally4087
      @wally4087 3 года назад +8

      Definitely needs to be water cooled

    • @fredsas12
      @fredsas12 3 года назад +8

      @@nifemi_o It needs more RAM. 1 stick of PC DDR3 2GB memory should do it. But this 1 stick of 2GB RAM costs £149.99. Speaking from experience. Hahah

    • @alexnickson5927
      @alexnickson5927 3 года назад +1

      Oh no you need a new ssd coz your hard drive it's very noisy & cranky, your ram is corroded needed new ram, your screen is blue coz you don't have a graphics card gotta order a new one & motherboard is dead coz of short circuit that too new all this including labor cost you around 8k & for sweetner I'll throw in Windows os(pirated one 😂🤣😜)

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Год назад +1

      Your floppy disc isn't floppy enough

  • @f.m848
    @f.m848 2 года назад +2

    the "polyjuice potion" had me dead!

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Год назад

      We're gonna have to charge extra to get a wizard to make the potion

  • @zSchreckensszene
    @zSchreckensszene 3 года назад +3

    "Looks like her Shaw-Shank needs Redemption, too."

  • @scalz420
    @scalz420 2 года назад +1

    looks like her shawshank needs redemption too

  • @directmentality3531
    @directmentality3531 Год назад +4

    I honestly love when mechanics do that, I go for a routine oil change. Then they tell me what's wrong what needs to be replaced thinking they'll make a quick buck. Next thing you know I change it myself.

    • @aliensoup2420
      @aliensoup2420 Год назад +2

      My last 2 oil changes I was met with a list of problems that currently totals around $5000 +. Each time they keep adding to the list. Its been 2.5 years and nothing has gone wrong. Maybe eventually my car will collapse to the ground, but at least then I will KNOW there is something wrong. I should get an inspection done at another shop and see if they find the same problems.

  • @foxgaming5419
    @foxgaming5419 2 года назад

    Broo Erik Is so hilarious😂😂😂 "you need new gaskets"

  • @AlexHernandez-gt1ww
    @AlexHernandez-gt1ww 3 года назад +3

    I’ve been waiting for you to share this on RUclips for every since the first time I seen it

  • @JusCliknButtons
    @JusCliknButtons Год назад

    You got Erik Griffen! That makes me very happy lol!

  • @SSTR87
    @SSTR87 3 года назад +8

    Lmfao I'm sure this is what most of my customers hear. I snatch them from big company shops and do what's really necessary

  • @Night--Shift
    @Night--Shift 2 года назад

    Lmfao Y- Ming Pahahaha that shit had me on the floor!

  • @miguel30215
    @miguel30215 3 года назад +7

    This actually happen to me once before. Just went for an oil change and they told me i needed a bunch of other stuff fixed. Luckily my dad is a mechanic and it was just a bunch of bullshit. I never went back to that place again.

  • @bradh431
    @bradh431 3 года назад

    Her Shawshank needs redemption! Lmao 🤣

  • @samf1045
    @samf1045 3 года назад +4

    "her shawshank need redemption"

  • @gmchessplay9043
    @gmchessplay9043 3 года назад

    Her shawshank needs redemption. LMAO!

  • @dont90know
    @dont90know 3 года назад +48

    The USMC sweater is spot on.

    • @jdelossantos1494
      @jdelossantos1494 3 года назад +5

      Nah, they would have hit him with a high interest loan

    • @MrAwsomeshot
      @MrAwsomeshot 3 года назад +3

      it would have been a camero not a kia.

    • @seth_5394
      @seth_5394 3 года назад +4

      I am a Marine and for the slightest moment I wanted to take offense to this depiction. But alas as an honest and realistic person I must admit - there are indeed some brutally stupid motherfuckers who I call brothers.

    • @dont90know
      @dont90know 3 года назад +2

      @@seth_5394 I was a corpsman, so I know what y'all are. Not that corpsman aren't just as bad about buying mustangs on E-2 salaries and overpaying mechanics.

    • @mattlazarek3526
      @mattlazarek3526 3 года назад

      Def a 3541

  • @zachhenrichs8438
    @zachhenrichs8438 3 года назад

    Her Shawshank needs redemption... LMFAO

  • @barryholiday8998
    @barryholiday8998 3 года назад +6

    😂👏 I’m sending this to my mechanic

  • @AliSidTex
    @AliSidTex Год назад +1

    Some professions just make corruption easy. Dentists, Mechanics, Plumbers, Priests, Shrinks, Gurus etc. Basically anyone whose business depends on you having something to fix.

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070 3 года назад +7

    I once had a problem with my goose pipe. Took months to clear up.

  • @Austin-His_Lordship
    @Austin-His_Lordship 3 года назад +3

    The mechanics have the most cleanest white tshirts on which makes it even funnier.

  • @buckminsterfullerene11
    @buckminsterfullerene11 2 месяца назад +1

    Love the jarhead at the end 😁

  • @ZZZugartongue07
    @ZZZugartongue07 3 года назад +5

    She's one of the funniest on RUclips tbh

  • @AnthonyDonnellyTT
    @AnthonyDonnellyTT 3 года назад +1

    "Just change the 710 and be done with it..." was once uttered by an owner... only for the mechanic to have to reluctantly ask what exactly the owner meant... "There... See... that!" while pointing at the oil cap. LOL

  • @a105-t5m
    @a105-t5m 3 года назад +8

    Peeps might get mad, but the best joke was the dude in the USMC shirt being taken.
    smile guys and gals, it's all in good fun...

  • @Roccofan
    @Roccofan 2 года назад

    LOL. “Your block chain is oozing Yao Ming” I’m done….I can’t with this woman. :)

  • @nick011182
    @nick011182 3 года назад +7

    I’ve literally experienced this. What they didn’t see coming was that I work on my own vehicles and knew as much as them if not more. What can I say? Sometimes I don’t feel like changing my own oil.

  • @HectorAgostoOne
    @HectorAgostoOne 2 года назад

    lmao. Man literally said the goosepipe. died.

  • @3VJohnny
    @3VJohnny 3 года назад +3

    😂😂 That was too accurate

  • @Hunterlp2022
    @Hunterlp2022 3 года назад

    Hahaha the marine at the end fucking KILLED me.

  • @keithb4599
    @keithb4599 3 года назад +3

    My friend is a service writer for a dealership. Soccer moms put his kids through college.

  • @cyberdelicxp9125
    @cyberdelicxp9125 6 месяцев назад

    Headlight fluid needs to b checked "shawshank needs redemption" got me

  • @captain543
    @captain543 3 года назад +3

    This is the advantage to knowing enough about cars that you can call BS. I always make sure to say just enough when taking it in that they know I’m not an idiot 😂

    • @jakesellers9447
      @jakesellers9447 3 года назад

      They probably laugh about what you say. Then take you for a ride

  • @MultI-Beats
    @MultI-Beats 3 года назад +2

    "You are gonna need a new Johnson Rod"

  • @mattw4211
    @mattw4211 3 года назад +65

    This is far too accurate. Everyone, make sure you have either a trustworthy mechanic, or friends who know their stuff. One of my friends (a girl) got quoted $1500 for a transmission fluid change. Stay woke kids

    • @greasylake4438
      @greasylake4438 3 года назад +6

      A friend of mine was quoted 800 for two valve cover gaskets on an F-150. Some of these shops really are scammers

    • @mattw4211
      @mattw4211 3 года назад +2

      @@greasylake4438 Is that not roughly what they would cost? I don't know much about the f150's, but on euro cars the valve cover gasket is a reasonably large job. While the part itself, the gasket it really cheap, it's a lot of work getting to them, at least on BMW's

    • @greasylake4438
      @greasylake4438 3 года назад +3

      @@mattw4211 it should be nowhere near that, at least not here in houston. The valve covers are easy on the Ford trucks, just take off the coils and the cover then replace the gasket. I directed her to a good shop and they did it for less than 300.

    • @playdg
      @playdg 3 года назад +4

      @@greasylake4438 Yep. Although, the newer the truck, it may be more time-consuming since they keep adding crap up on top. But, it's nothing to do that before 2015.

    • @whyyeseyec
      @whyyeseyec 3 года назад +1

      $1500? If she'd come to my shop I'd have done it for $1000!!

  • @jasonmatthew8650
    @jasonmatthew8650 2 года назад +1

    her shawshank need redemption

  • @baldpipesmoker1
    @baldpipesmoker1 3 года назад +16

    Really funny! It's sad that there are mechanics that take advantage of people, especially women who don't know anything about cars. I'll never let any mechanic take advantage of the women in my life!

  • @originalmb7625
    @originalmb7625 2 года назад +1

    Great career pivot by Montez 😂

  • @jonny2426
    @jonny2426 3 года назад +9

    If he works at a body shop he'll probably believe them lol