@@saintlouis1087 Maybe catholics, but here where we are from, hats in churches are TOTALLY normal. not just Protestant, have you EVER been to a ghetto church? Its like a competition about who can wear a bigger, fancier hat lol
Jake: "People were lining up, I thought there was food" Alan: "Even after they took your clothes and gave you a white robe?" Jake: "I figured maybe we were getting ribs" *Hysterically laughing*
@@andrewutd8690Jon Cryer is one of the most underrated actors I've ever seen. I understand he was paid handsomely for being in this show, so it all works out.
It lasted a long time.9 Australia at the time Charlie Sheen was fired from the show was this close to replacing it with a news and chat show.sadly the option was over ruled.
so true on that, and their are various versions of them. You got people like her who are fanatics in religion but then you also have people like that but are fanatics on something else
I once picked up a girl on a Saturday night and we went back to my place... I spent a good twenty-five minutes going down on her before she said “She was saving herself for marriage”.... OK?... So what did I just do then?... Next morning she woke up and acted JUST LIKE THIS NUTJOB... 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
OMG!!!!!! I EVEN DONT KNOW THAT AT ALL.. CAN BELIVE THAT....SHE LOOKED SO STRONG AND SHARP, WHAT A GOOD ACTRESS！！！THANKS SO MUCH JOY BRINGING TO US.MAY REST IN PEACE.
DarkPaladin24 Yeah right. I hate these people. Devil is not a being, who sits on your shoulder, making you doing things, that you normally never do. He cannot reach you, unless you let him. Saying “The devil made me do it” is just not accepting the responsibility of what you’ve done.
@@TheTruthKiwi mate just because you don’t believe devil exist doesn’t mean we have to, do you believe God exist? (Not believe in God, I mean believing God exist.)
@@borahcn nope. Nothing supernatural has ever been shown or proven to exist whatsoever. Out of the nearly 8 billion people on this planet and the millions that have gone before NOT ONE PERSON knows exactly what existed or occurred prior to the Big Bang or the Planck Epoch to be more specific. If anyone claims that they do know then they are deluded or are being dishonest, probably both. It is most likely that the natural universe originated naturally.
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Conchata Galen Ferrell (March 28, 1943 - October 12, 2020) was an American actress. Although she was a regular cast member of five TV sitcoms, she was best known for playing Berta the housekeeper for all 12 seasons of Two and a Half Men.
I always laugh at the fact that Berta was able to change into church clothes and hat in the hour they were washwashying! She looked good all cleaned up!
The irony. As much as I hate to say it though it's probably good for him to stop him going off the rails like most Hollywood child actors. The lesser of two evils
@@TheTruthKiwi I agree with you buddy. Lesser of the two evils for sure. Infact i would go as far as saying that if he truly found sprituality and a purpose which helps him serve the people in need, it might not even be evil. We are no ones to judge.
@@anjanadilshan7057 Jake's actor Angus T. Jones became a very devout Christian and went around slandering Two and a Half Men and begging fans to stop watching it, calling it the enemy. All this while he was still on the show.
(4:04) Charlie : Why is your hair all wet? Jake. : They tried to drown me!! Alan. : No, they didn't. He managed to get himself baptised. Charlie : How did that happen? Jake. : People were lining up , I though there was food!! Alan. : Even after they took you clothes and gave you a white robe? Jake : I figured we're getting ribs. Charlie : So, Where's Berta. Alan : She took a shine to the organ player and stayed for the senior potluck lunch. Jake. : So there was food. I know I wasn't crazy.
oh my good this is a comedy show...i see that you don't have any humor at all...so stupid comment and i guess you're stupid!!!!oh my god....where does this world goes on...?
I love this show and it will never be the sme without charlie sheen he was himself and i adore that he who he is he wasnt hiding anything on these shows in my opinion thanks it made me laugh and cried at the same time love the show great actors and actresses
Shows like this and Martin and friends and fresh prince and My Wife and Kids really had strong supporting actors and actresses that helped to make every episode great!!!!
One of the best episodes ever lol 😆 I mean just the look on Berta's face waiting for Charlie to go up in flames was priceless lol 😆. Miss Pasternak lol 😆...JP
I don’t know if I could say “your horrible evil person” to a person who allows me to live in his house rent free. Regardless if it’s a joke or not. I know, it’s only a tv show, but i’m just saying.
Alan seems like the kind of guy who thinks very highly of himself and views any problem he has as evidence of how society is unfair to 'good people' like him.
@Safety First SAME. When walking down the street with my brother, and seeing a young couple, the babe of which was Eminently F'able, I said, quietly, "Whoa, look at that." My brother said, "Think of the cost." NEVER forgot that line.
Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. Alan: I know. I ve been married twice. Charlie s reaction is hilarious. As if he was saying *¿Really, Alan?¿Really?* He is the one who doesnt want get married.
Berta’s “Uh-oh” was perfectly timed and priceless.😂😂
yeah very well scripted !
''It's the devils which is making him stupid
Jake : Told you it wasn't my fault'' LMAO
She says "it's the devil whos making him stupid" right? Sorry I'm not a English speaker
@Amira Djiar long time great to see you 😘
Its the devil that's making him stupid"
There you go. It wasn't Jake's Fault.
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Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.
Alan: I know, I've been married twice. LOL!
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Miss Pasternak:Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.
Alan:I know, I've been married twice.
I choked to death laughing.
God yes, I laughed my ass off at that remark XD
me too
One of the VERY few jokes from a sitcom that deserves a laugh track!
+Scorch Wildfire be careful using God's name in vain ha ha!
Johaylon Man i watched this show like 10 times and i totally forgot about this scene, so when i heard Alan’s joke i almost died laughing
"It's the devil that's making him stupid" 😂
"Told you it wasn't my fault" lol
I’m an atheist so this crap is fake
@@Pikachu55Pikachu55 Oh, you would know all about "fake," wouldn't you, atheist?
@@Pikachu55Pikachu55 you are intelligent
@@Pikachu55Pikachu55 oh im an atheist, im so intelligent and wise. Please stfu
"I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames." XD XD
Bertha always had that greatness no matter the time she knows when to jump in
This just knocked me off the seat.....
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HAHAHAHAHA
😂😂
Berta was awesome. Looking at Charlie to see if he bursts into flames is hilarious 🙈 😂😂
The funny thing is you could say that about Charlie Sheen as well 🤣
Damm he was good in that show.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP 😭
For this i will push "yes" a 1ml times at least
It was. But I'm certain one could definitely say the same about her.
Berta's "uh-oh" was priceless, and reflected exactly what I was thinking.
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@@watcher1258 if kris hitchings was so smart y he get cancer
I wish this day would never come, but RIP Berta...
2020 sucks man.
I liked her in erin brockovich movie and also bj.and the bear and now she's with orson bean chasing him around..
:(
I agree. She was awesome.
This is my first time hearing about this. RIP
What she passed?
Jake accidentally getting baptized 😂 😂 😂 “ they tried to drown me” 😂
😂
Well Considering his family Jake really needed it 🤑
Berta saying she didn't wanna miss Charlie bursting into flames because he's in church was one of the best lines of this show
Bertha should have been keeping an eye on Alan for the same thing. A distinction without a difference.
Romance girl
romance girl
😂😂😂😂😂
😊
Man Berta is ROCKING that hat!
You’re not even supposed to wear hats in church
Saint Louis Women do it especially at Funerals
Rip
@@saintlouis1087 many women do, it’s common in a lot of churches. The bigger the better
@@saintlouis1087 Maybe catholics, but here where we are from, hats in churches are TOTALLY normal. not just Protestant, have you EVER been to a ghetto church? Its like a competition about who can wear a bigger, fancier hat lol
Rest in peace Conchatta Ferrell. We will miss you... Berta was the best!!
Yeah we miss her 😢
Miss Pasternak changed. She's not the same women jake flipped off.
Right, there's another vid about the episode you're talking about. Pasternak wasn't a redhead in that one.
She replaced actress Missy Pile for this episode only, then she came back I believe
Yeah her name is Missy Pile.
and she was 100 times better it's just as bad as when they tried to replace Charlie Sheen !
Same woman who was flipped off by Jake*
Yep but shes so hot!!
Jake: "People were lining up, I thought there was food"
Alan: "Even after they took your clothes and gave you a white robe?"
Jake: "I figured maybe we were getting ribs"
*Hysterically laughing*
Comic shows
0:06
Charlie: "How'd everybody sleep?"
Jake: "Fine."
Berta: "Fine."
Alan: "Lousy."
Lousy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Do you want your son to go to Hell, Alan?”
“That depends..Do they have a college prep program?”
Eternal damnation is no laughing matter 😡
@@theradmadlad7681 i know I have been married 2 times😂😆
Alan's humor was at times underated
They have a myriad of law schools.
@@andrewutd8690Jon Cryer is one of the most underrated actors I've ever seen. I understand he was paid handsomely for being in this show, so it all works out.
12 years and still one of the best show
12 YEAR'S???THAT IS THE BEST SHOW FOREVER.IN CROATIA WE LOOK 1 TIMES A YEAR.I LOOK CLIPS AT THE MOMENT.THAT IS MY KIND OF HUMOR😆😆😆😆😆👌👌👌👌👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖
MIS PASTERNAK ,IS CRAZY AS HELL😆😆😆😆😆
It lasted a long time.9 Australia at the time Charlie Sheen was fired from the show was this close to replacing it with a news and chat show.sadly the option was over ruled.
14 years & still this tops my favorite comedy list along with Big Bang Theory
"I just don't want to miss it when you burst into flames" Hahahahaha
🤣🤣
Bertha should have her own show.
Her character's name is Ber--ta. No "h."
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Always anger with Bertha
It's the devil that's making him stupid. I died. The writers were amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Sad part is, that there's real people just like that woman
so true on that, and their are various versions of them. You got people like her who are fanatics in religion but then you also have people like that but are fanatics on something else
InsaniA real sad part is that people don't have an open mind to what others belive.. Can always agree to disagree
I once picked up a girl on a Saturday night and we went back to my place... I spent a good twenty-five minutes going down on her before she said “She was saving herself for marriage”.... OK?... So what did I just do then?...
Next morning she woke up and acted JUST LIKE THIS NUTJOB...
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Mars anal
InsaniA where did you get your profile picture i must know
RIP Conchata Ferrell 😔❤️
OMG!!!!!! I EVEN DONT KNOW THAT AT ALL.. CAN BELIVE THAT....SHE LOOKED SO STRONG AND SHARP, WHAT A GOOD ACTRESS！！！THANKS SO MUCH JOY BRINGING TO US.MAY REST IN PEACE.
Well now I'm truly depressed, this year truly sucked. RIP, Bertha.
@@jrewing6836 Berta
So sorry when I saw the news... 😫
R.I.P 🙏🙏
The devil was making Jake stupid? I guess Miss Pasternak has met Evelyn.
DarkPaladin24 Yeah right. I hate these people.
Devil is not a being, who sits on your shoulder, making you doing things, that you normally never do.
He cannot reach you, unless you let him.
Saying “The devil made me do it” is just not accepting the responsibility of what you’ve done.
@@borahcn He cannot reach you at all because "he" doesn't exist
@@TheTruthKiwi mate just because you don’t believe devil exist doesn’t mean we have to, do you believe God exist? (Not believe in God, I mean believing God exist.)
@@borahcn nope. Nothing supernatural has ever been shown or proven to exist whatsoever.
Out of the nearly 8 billion people on this planet and the millions that have gone before NOT ONE PERSON knows exactly what existed or occurred prior to the Big Bang or the Planck Epoch to be more specific. If anyone claims that they do know then they are deluded or are being dishonest, probably both.
It is most likely that the natural universe originated naturally.
@@TheTruthKiwi I guess you lack questioning, do you believe in big bang? IF you do, what do you think caused it?
From teacher to stripper to preacher wow a hell of a transformation 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 see what I did there
Well, no wonder she's called Ms. Pasternak. "Pastor" is in her name; just with an "e" instead of an "o."
+ArcticAngel1 Real clever.
She went from poledancer to teacher
I see it more like an improvement
The fact she was a religious nutjob is why Charlie broke it off with her the first time
Ms. Pasternak: "Eternal damnation is no laughing matter."
Alan: "I know, I've been married twice."😂🤣
Charlie: "How'd everybody sleep?"
Jake: "Fine."
Berta: "Fine"
Alan: "Lousy."
Cracks me up every time!!
Lmao me too 😂😂😂 You forgot the morning (sadly), morning! morning! Part lol.
- Do you have to wear a jock-strap in Hel?
- Yes, but not your own.
:D :D :D Kills me every time.
"I just don't miss it when you burst into flames "😂😂 Me when my brother comes to church with me 😂😏
Berta’s “oh oh” cracks me up everytime😂
It took me years to realize that the jumping freeze frame is a call back to when he also did it the first time he dated her lol
0:40 Berta: "Uh-oh" Says it all right there...
Cracks me up everytime 😂
Roll over Rose, "crazy" just got a new personification.
Zach Brookes unless you saw the final episode.
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@@sundusriaz4541 Rose kind of still exists as Crazy.better known as only fans and married at first sight australia 2022 contestant Olivia.
"It's the devil making him stupid".....I almost died!!!
Best scene in this episode was when Miss Pasternak gave Alan a private dance. His "Oh, doggies" quote in that scene is hilarious :D
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@@yolandacrispin2228 WHAT?
+NeuralNetProcessor I think she was speaking in tongues...
@@yolandacrispin2228 Ayyy, You're in YGS!
Conchata Galen Ferrell (March 28, 1943 - October 12, 2020) was an American actress. Although she was a regular cast member of five TV sitcoms, she was best known for playing Berta the housekeeper for all 12 seasons of Two and a Half Men.
The first few episodes, Berta wasn't Charlie's house keeper and Alan said he would do the cooking and cleaning.
They killed the show when they fired Charlie Sheen
I think it was more of a suicide...
Couldn’t expect them to let him continue
@prajul chauhan - Unfortunately he fired himself by his own stupidity. Don’t get me wrong. I love when he was on the show too.
No shit
That was REAL "eternal damnation"
0:19 Charlie - '' Why do you always believe the worst of me ?'' Alan - '' Because you're a horrible evil person I thought we established that'' 😂 😂😂
Charlie isn't evil. He's just a self-centered narsicist.
@@brucegilbert7243 who scarred his brother for life
Because they know you Charlie. A woman is in the house, she needs to be mounted!! lol 😂
“It’s the DEVIL that’s making him stupid!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The timing of her “Uh-oh” is so perfect.
"what are you looking at me for?"
"I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames"
I died
Gotta love Berta
Berta = *#SAVAGE*
When he said "not your own jockstrap" I nearly died 😂
But then realized, if you did die you might wind up wearing someone else's jockstrap.
I just love it when she says "Chop chop. Washy washy"😅😅😅
That iconic jump when he runs away from ms Pasternak 😂😂😂
I always laugh at the fact that Berta was able to change into church clothes and hat in the hour they were washwashying!
She looked good all cleaned up!
She’s just that good
Who did she swipe that hat from?
Its such a shame we'll never have another show like this.
Woke era rules put paid to comedy!
@@MAte925
More like the “think about the Children “ hypocrites who will not ever let shows like this happen without being a bunch of pu.ssies
@@Traveling-D-WorldExactly.Excellent show, nowadays this would be "cancelled" by all those woke snowflakes.
Allan killed it in this scene 😂
"Good morning, sinners"
"Uh oh"
XD XD
I love how Berta just had church clothes to change into lol
Miss Pasternak: Oh what a glorious day to bask in the forgiveness of our Lord.
Berta: (0:39) ''Uh-oh'' moment
When you realize that Jake became same like miss paternack in real life when he grew up.
The irony. As much as I hate to say it though it's probably good for him to stop him going off the rails like most Hollywood child actors. The lesser of two evils
@@TheTruthKiwi I agree with you buddy. Lesser of the two evils for sure. Infact i would go as far as saying that if he truly found sprituality and a purpose which helps him serve the people in need, it might not even be evil. We are no ones to judge.
I don't understand what happened to him?
@@anjanadilshan7057 Jake's actor Angus T. Jones became a very devout Christian and went around slandering Two and a Half Men and begging fans to stop watching it, calling it the enemy. All this while he was still on the show.
@@theradmadlad7681 What ? why would he ask others to stop watching COMEDY PROGRAM? and why call a show ENEMY ?
"Eternal damnation is no laughing matter. I know, i've been married twice!" LoL how true!!
I'm still married😥
One marriage was enough for me. I will never recover from that woman judge in my divorce.
(4:04)
Charlie : Why is your hair all wet?
Jake. : They tried to drown me!!
Alan. : No, they didn't. He managed to get himself baptised.
Charlie : How did that happen?
Jake. : People were lining up , I though there was food!!
Alan. : Even after they took you clothes and gave you a white robe?
Jake : I figured we're getting ribs.
Charlie : So, Where's Berta.
Alan : She took a shine to the organ player and stayed for the senior potluck lunch.
Jake. : So there was food. I know I wasn't crazy.
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00:19 - "Because you're a horrible evil person..." - Yeah, a horrible evil person who let his brother with his son live in his house for free...
oh my good this is a comedy show...i see that you don't have any humor at all...so stupid comment and i guess you're stupid!!!!oh my god....where does this world goes on...?
Comedy doesn't have to be stupid. I'm sorry, if you don't know any intelligent comedy.
...and bullied his brother for who knows how many seasons.
...because he slept with Alan's lawyer, dumper her and she took revenge on Alan who was left with nothing.
i think that was a context towards woman charlie is a horible eveil person towards womans
I love this show and it will never be the sme without charlie sheen he was himself and i adore that he who he is he wasnt hiding anything on these shows in my opinion thanks it made me laugh and cried at the same time love the show great actors and actresses
Give her a break. She is a good actor. She pales only when we compare her to the original Ms Pasternak. On her own, she is fantastic.
Some people just don't know how to laugh and enjoy a great show 🤣
Why are you looking at me like that? I don't want to miss it when you burst into flames 🔥 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Charlie: "you do always believe the worst in me?"
Because they know you Charlie, lol
I love how Berta had a whole church outfit and still joined them
Charlie: "Why you looking at me like that?"
Berta: "I just don't to miss it when you burst into flames." 😂😂😂😂
Shows like this and Martin and friends and fresh prince and My Wife and Kids really had strong supporting actors and actresses that helped to make every episode great!!!!
Ilove how you named all my favorite sitcoms, except George Lopez! They’re all classics I agree.
One of the best episodes ever lol 😆 I mean just the look on Berta's face waiting for Charlie to go up in flames was priceless lol 😆. Miss Pasternak lol 😆...JP
Can't believe she got all of them to dress up so nice and attend church
Charlie Sheen in church, hahaha thats some funny shit
lol I love how Charlie bails out of the church
I don’t know if I could say “your horrible evil person” to a person who allows me to live in his house rent free. Regardless if it’s a joke or not. I know, it’s only a tv show, but i’m just saying.
Alan seems like the kind of guy who thinks very highly of himself and views any problem he has as evidence of how society is unfair to 'good people' like him.
I mean they are brothers. They boast and roast each other all the time.
Alan is too broke to afford his own place because Charlie slept with then dumped his divorce attorney, who deliberately tanked Alan’s case as revenge.
"Uh-oh" 😂😂
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RIP ...Bertha .... you got me lots of laughs ... my best !
Incredible how different miss Pasternak looks from breakfast to church
One of the best Jon Cryer episodes
I wonder how many times Charlie has said that.
"Boy can I pick em"
maybe somone should make a video compilation.
I don't believe in the show
@@danielmallory4687 and why would you reply that to my comment?
If they don't believe in the show why are they commenting on it ??
Charlie seems to pick 'em all!
3:44 best of Charlie moments: Charlie´s high jump XD
Can't believe Berta, an alpha female, yielded to the nut case and came to the church 😅
It was just so she could see Charlie burst into flames 😂
Alan: "I know....I've been married twice". I snorted my Ginger Ale.
Because I'm in my second marriage too and another one from Hell...
EagleOneM Believe me, you don’t need to be married to witness the hell brought on from another woman.
@Safety First SAME.
When walking down the street with my brother, and seeing a young couple, the babe of which was Eminently F'able, I said, quietly, "Whoa, look at that." My brother said, "Think of the cost."
NEVER forgot that line.
What a sad replacement for Ms. Pasternak, Missi Pyle was a much better version, the original Ms. Pasternak!
true, she seemed more like a teacher. but this one's wayyyy hotter!!
So much better that she was brought back for Charlie’s death
laclaircountry09 i Agree 💯
True bro
I prefer this actress to Missi Pyle
I can't believe they caved in and went to church with Miss Pasternak. 🤣
The Harper's don't seem to put up much of a fight about anything.
“ Good Morning Sinners “.... face palm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Miss Pasternak: Eternal damnation is no laughing matter.
Alan: I know. I ve been married twice.
Charlie s reaction is hilarious. As if he was saying *¿Really, Alan?¿Really?*
He is the one who doesnt want get married.
Alicia Witt is awesome, i want to see her in more movies.
"He speaks through me"...I'm dead🤣
two and a half man is so so funny no matter witch episodes you watch
Jake: Oh really? What's YOUR definition of "Blood-soaked Vengeance"?
Me watching: A pissed off woman on a heavy flow period.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I just don't wanna miss it when you burst into flames
LMAO omg berta is hilarious:D
Jake (Angus T.Jones), Berta (Conchata Ferrell) Alan (Jon Cryer). Comedic timing like that can’t be taught. It comes naturally. A gift.
It can be taught and they had multiple takes. But the chemistry between Charlie and Alan is paramount.
-God speaks through me.
- Who am I talking now?
😂😂😂😂
Watching on RUclips and reading comments appreciating clever writing and actors is amazing
😂😂😂 can’t stop watching this
Jake: Do you get to wear a jogstrap in Hell
Charlie: Yeah but not your own 🤣🤣🤣🤣
R.I.P Berta 😢
Ya.... she is star of this show...😭
Absolute classic comedy
Both Miss Pasternak and Berta could had their own comedy show.
Alan..the real star of the show!!
This is 1 of my favorite episodes 🤣🤣🤣
“He will strike down the blasphemers with blood soaked vengeance!”
But don’t worry, he still loves you lol
The fact that they took the piss out of religion makes me love this show even more.
R.i.p. Conchata Berta, owned every scene she was in.
Funny how Bertia looks at Charlie while Bertia singing
“It’s the Devil that’s making him stupid” 😂
Smart man Charlie. Run, run for your life.