Two and a Half Men | Charlie Hooks Up With Jake’s Teacher and Manages to Ruin Her Life
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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Charlie (Charlie Sheen), Alan (Jon Cryer), and Jake (Angus T. Jones) go to the drugstore in search of a jock strap for Jake. After they bump into Jake's old teacher, Miss Pasternak (Alicia Witt), who Charlie dated and broke up with, he tries to make amends. But instead, he ends up getting a stern talking to as she explains how she went off the deep end after he dumped her. Can Charlie now teach Jake a lesson about how disrespecting women is wrong? (Season 6 Episode 5).
Synopsis: Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie (Charlie Sheen).
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“How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man?!”
“He drinks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lady: 'Charlie Harper!?'
Charlie: 'Where? he owes me money.'
🤣🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
👀
😅😂
Ms. Pasternak had such a breakdown she became an entirely different person. 😁
Thats actually Alicia Witt isnt it?
@@countblue - Yep, and I think the original was Missi Pyle (galaxy quest)
@@Deadwood1919 yeah.
It was very bad
….And then it returned to Missy in a later episode.
"Where, he owes me money" 😂😂😂😂classic, but still golden all the way.
Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man?
Jake: He drinks
🤣🤣🤣
Thanks.… we all heard
Odd place to put subtitles.
Yeah we saw the same video you did
@@_Atomic_impact WHAT?
alan ran faster when jake told him they didn't pay ahaha. And of course charlie's one liners are amazing!!
"He drinks!"... Just those two words were the funniest part of this scene lol
You need counseling
Charlie is the man he made the show great and funny and number one wish it could of stayed on more years with Charlie
I wished it did ended with Charlie marrying Rose and lived happily ever after despite that maybe Alan finds a lady and moves on from Judith and Jake does join the us army to find purpose in his life.
This kind of life is very real .
I would know I lived it to a point..lol
I'm on my 3rd marriage With another smoking hot woman..
The best part about it she isn't phyco either...lol
Asston Kooter ...was terrible...can't watch those
Why I would say people like you are the reason he was making 1 million an episode after season 4 or something
Its sad that such men like charlie exist in real life. It seems fun now but those who get their heart broken never learn to trust again
0:49 “Charlie Harper?”
“Where? He owes me money!”
😂😂😂😂
The show without Charlie is like a gum you already chewed
Or flipping your pillow but that side is even warmer.
That's a disgusting, but accurate assessment
I met him a couple of years back! He dressed like his character 😂. One of my favourite shows
What character?
@@josejuanandrade4439 Charlie Harper
@@haunteddreams7856 Where? He owes me money!
@@naterk9460 in London
@@haunteddreams7856 California clothes in London? But it's rainy and chilly in London! I have to call b.s. 😄
Haven't seen one complete episode after Charlie Sheen got fired. This was awesome.
I tried to watch it but I couldn't
U lucky dude!
he was so funny, after they fired him I stopped watching
It was a great show until he was put off the show. It never came close to what it originally was after that. Could've been a long running classic years down the road
So did everyone
Of all the people they put in Charlie's place why did the hire Ashton kutcher the most hated man in Hollywood?
Are you a girl?
@@kimcantswim174 no thats not the point silly
The problem was, that Charlie Sheen was living the life of Charlie Harper.
True that👊👊
I mean can't really knock him for that.
No Charlie Harper was acting out the life of Charlie Sheen .
True
That's why the role wasn't a stretch for him.
Where is he, he owes me money😂😂😂
This show was in a league of its own!!
Her: Charley Harper?
Charley: Where?, he owns me money
This is the best line I've heard in a while
Miss Pasternak: HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF YOU HORRIBLE EVIL MAN?!
Jake: He drinks.
😂😅😂😅😂
This Miss Pasternak was hotter than the original one …
I think its Alicia Witt
Nope, I prefer Missy Pyle.
@@theprinceoftides6836 - Alicia Witt has a rockin’ bod …
@@sking2173 Missy Pyle hasn’t exactly got a bad body.
Agree totally!
I love this show so much my dad and I use to watch it all The time before he passed away
Waaa
sorry dude
I'm so sorry for your loss man 🙏🏻
Charlie Harper?
Where? He owes me money.
🤣🤣🤣
The fact that jake will grow up with both personalities will probably mess him up
Charlie and Alan’s personality?
You know this actress should have been the original Ms. Pasternak instead of Missi Pyle. She’s just hotter than Missi.
it all depends on what you think is more beautyfull, not everyone likes the same girl the same way. also the original Missi dressed more apropiately.
@@SSDavyS True, but look how hot she looks in that outfit.
Alicia Witt is definitely hot !!!
Debatable. I prefer Missy Pyle.
@@theprinceoftides6836 I respect your opinion
1:29 CHARLIE: "She was kinda shook up after I broke up with her."
JAKE: "Kinda shook up? She went bananas and bit the gym teacher."
CHARLIE: "Where?"
JAKE: "In the gym." Obviously. 😂😂😂
Legend legend legend, who cares about his personal life. He was a complete entertainer
Or he would have been if he wrote his own lines.
@@LtColVenom Agreed. But the timing , delivery and expressions certainly helped. I have a friend that can ruin almost every joke he has the script for. Also, I wonder how much impro was in there.
Yeah and the show wasn't woke!
@@MAte925it was a little woke for its time. For example the transgender episode in season 1
Fun fact earlier in the show's life Ms Pasternak was a totally different woman and blonde.
Aren't they always till you sleep with them
Charlie Sheen was the life of this show !
She later turned her life around and starred in several Hallmark movies. Ha ha ha!
The funniest thing about this show was that they thought Ashton Kutcher could ever replace Charlie Sheen.
Wow.... if only Charlie Sheen had understood and behave like what he just said, he would've still be having an acting career!
And free of aids
this man cant practice what he preaches to save his life and everyone knows it.
Charlie Sheen - great character, great writing, great actor. The perfect storm of watchability!!
Charlie and Jake conversations are the best
Wasn't the same without him.
Well he was bangin seven gram rocks
Agreed. The final episode summed it up: they wanted nothing to do with him.
@@ktermniator4608 worst part is the finale had him crushed by a piano and the showrunner being satisfied with it. He really didnt like Sheen at all.
Wasn't even two and a half men when he left
Was 1 and a half men
2:38 he drinks ☠️☠️☠️
So she blames Charlie for her fragile self esteem lack of accountability is ageless
Same goes for a lot of outspoken feminists!
Same goes for men too for not taking accountability 😮😅!!!.
@@sanathouheed6042 Women can also choose to not sleep with men. Women can choose better partners the same way men can. If a woman chooses to sleep with a bad man, that's her fault, not the man's. If a man chooses to sleep with a "bad," woman, that's his fault, not the woman's. Learn to take some accountability instead of blaming men all the time.
'You ruined my life Charlie Harper.' if that's all it took to ruin your life then maybe you had far bigger issues than just Charlie
I wonder why Missi Pyle didn’t want to be in this episode. I remember she was in the episode where Charlie’s ex girlfriends came to him when he was high.
The Alicia Witt Miss Pasternak was hotter …
@@sking2173 Nobody asked.
Maybe she was busy
@@blancarosales3400 idk, at the time, this show should have been a priority for all actors!
I read somewhere that it was because she couldn't pole dance, so they hired an actress who could.
To this day his powers are unmatched
I said it once and I will say it again.
Getting rid of Charlie from Two and a Half Men was a huge mistake. After Charlie left I stopped watching the show.
You and everyone else
Yea everyone hated it after Charlie left I heard it was cause charlie and the director got into it and charlie I think was going through a lot not sure really.
I like when she said Charlie Harper he was like where he owes me mone, funny
They changed the Miss Pasternak- loved the original character
Yea, they did. I wonder why 🤔 the original actress was... wow
This version of Miss Pasternak is much hotter.
Smoking
They didn't pay for the jockstrap
So?
Just keep walking.
Alicia Witt ....... what a talent! Jake at his best.😀😀😀
Indeed, she is a great actress
"Yeah, my bad..." 🤣🤣🤣
That final interaction with Jake was golden.
"What the heck was that all about?"
That is how history can repeat itself
The Best Sitcom Ever!!!!
Another straight single guy would be driving her back to his place.
Not running.
Bangorang!
Charlie's weirdness bar is set pretty high, but Miss Pasternak could clear it in street shoes.
Missy Pyle played the first teacher.
She would sleep with Charlie again, thats the power of indifference
are we supposed to laugh? the only joke here is a grownup woman blaming someone else for breaking up with her
With all due respect to Charlie he just dumped pasternak. He didn't ruin her life that was her breakdown
I'd watch this show again but I forgot Alan existed
being violent against someone who "broke your heart" is never justified. I don't know why people think doing this is ever justified.
technically, she bit the gym teacher, not Charlie
Because they're women. It's all feelings. This episode teaches a horrible lesson.
Women are not driven by reason,they go with their emotions, when they're upset,you better keep your distance.
when was she violent against him?
@@bringthephunk2029 not a valid argument. This also happens in the real world.
The writing on this show was great.
I love this episode it's very hilarious 🤣
Miss pasterneck = the most interesting of Charlies conquests!😛🤩
kinda creepy that i was just thinking about the
"hey charlie"
"where he owes me money" part
Charlie sheen was never a character..he was the real himself in this show...
When they fired him...the show DIED
"Charlie Harper, where he owes me money"😂😂
Hilarious comedy!! What a sitcom!!
Best show ever!
0:50 Where? He owes me money.
Alicia Witt, who plays Mr. Pasternak in this episode, is such a great actress. When she starts bashing on Charlie she reminds me of that scene in "The Accused" when Jodie Foster's character (Sara) does that with the Attorney. Both expressed rage and sense of injustice very well.
I haven't watched this show in a while but I can only imagine how exes would love to get revenge against Charlie
To be fair, Miss Pasternak should have been fired a long time ago since she used to be a pole dancer in Reno. She mentioned it in Season 2, Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea.
1:05
😆 Owww yeaah Miss Pasternak.
😠 Oyeah Ms. Pasterrnak.
1:33 What when did that happened. They should have shown that the part where she bit the gym teacher. Wonder what got her to do that.
Those golden comedy days in front of tv 🤣🤣
Charlie...Where is he, He owes me money.
1:06
The look. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Where? he owes me money* 😂💀
Let's keep saying her name so that people won't notice it's a completely different woman playing Miss Pasternak
No biggie … Jennifer Taylor played three different characters (Tina, Nina and Suzanne) in the show before finally playing Chelsea …
These two and Berta, are the show.
"Where? he owes me money" legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How is Alicia De Witt not on T.V. every single day.....
That casual bump...yup
Where he owns me money
He owes* me money.
Thank me later!
Ima use that line.
I already do.🤣🤣
@@capriorakiv1488 thank you
This was clearly her own fault.
Jake is so savage 😂
HE DRINKS.
Were do they get these beautiful woman from,every episode another one comes over, unbelievable
0:50: Well dammed I'll be. I wonder what answer Charlie has for that question if a man asks it to him
Probably the same reaction.
Baaaaaaaad role model!!!!
He is the best
I really miss this show and when Charlie Sheen was on Tiger's Blood.
Red hair… enough said
was that alecia witt? nice
GOLD!!!!
If I recall, this woman was crazy in the beginning. A total zealot who wanted to take things too quickly.
"In the gym"😂😂😂
Young paduwan has much to learn he does
I hawe no interest in Ashton kutcher episodes
Nobody.
1:05 1:06 1:08 1:29 1:31 1:42 1:44 1:46 1:50 2:33 2:38
He drinks 😆
I think the funniest man in that show was Jon cryer but with Charlie Harper,
Mr. Sheen was the entire show. Then there was Miss Berta. Now the show is for those who enjoy trans. What ever.....
Who else thinks Miss Pasternak became more pretty?
Well this is because she's being played by different actress in this episode for some strange reason
That explains