Two and a Half Men | Charlie Hooks Up With Jake’s Teacher and Manages to Ruin Her Life

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @ZombieN8YT
    @ZombieN8YT Год назад +420

    “How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man?!”
    “He drinks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @2006MEC011
    @2006MEC011 2 года назад +2251

    Lady: 'Charlie Harper!?'
    Charlie: 'Where? he owes me money.'

  • @Deadwood1919
    @Deadwood1919 2 года назад +1825

    Ms. Pasternak had such a breakdown she became an entirely different person. 😁

    • @countblue
      @countblue 2 года назад +67

      Thats actually Alicia Witt isnt it?

    • @Deadwood1919
      @Deadwood1919 2 года назад +82

      @@countblue - Yep, and I think the original was Missi Pyle (galaxy quest)

    • @countblue
      @countblue 2 года назад +9

      @@Deadwood1919 yeah.

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 2 года назад +7

      It was very bad

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 2 года назад +49

      ….And then it returned to Missy in a later episode.

  • @59771006
    @59771006 2 года назад +2042

    Miss Pasternak: How can you live with yourself you horrible evil man?
    Jake: He drinks

  • @jayford7097
    @jayford7097 Год назад +110

    "Where, he owes me money" 😂😂😂😂classic, but still golden all the way.

  • @Randy-md6xl
    @Randy-md6xl 2 года назад +305

    The problem was, that Charlie Sheen was living the life of Charlie Harper.

  • @MultiBigbird01
    @MultiBigbird01 Год назад +50

    "He drinks!"... Just those two words were the funniest part of this scene lol

    • @BAKER22-l4u
      @BAKER22-l4u 6 месяцев назад

      You need counseling

  • @shehumuktar8924
    @shehumuktar8924 2 года назад +548

    The show without Charlie is like a gum you already chewed

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 2 года назад +22

      Or flipping your pillow but that side is even warmer.

    • @hailtothevic
      @hailtothevic Год назад +3

      That's a disgusting, but accurate assessment

  • @johnbravo1317
    @johnbravo1317 2 года назад +2285

    he was so funny, after they fired him I stopped watching

    • @myversion5923
      @myversion5923 2 года назад +161

      It was a great show until he was put off the show. It never came close to what it originally was after that. Could've been a long running classic years down the road

    • @morgothbauglir8508
      @morgothbauglir8508 2 года назад +76

      So did everyone

    • @edwardmoore5325
      @edwardmoore5325 2 года назад +80

      Of all the people they put in Charlie's place why did the hire Ashton kutcher the most hated man in Hollywood?

    • @kimcantswim174
      @kimcantswim174 2 года назад +12

      Are you a girl?

    • @rc7199
      @rc7199 2 года назад +15

      @@kimcantswim174 no thats not the point silly

  • @romanvercier3556
    @romanvercier3556 2 года назад +379

    alan ran faster when jake told him they didn't pay ahaha. And of course charlie's one liners are amazing!!

  • @ZombieN8YT
    @ZombieN8YT Год назад +25

    0:49 “Charlie Harper?”
    “Where? He owes me money!”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @davidvaca3694
    @davidvaca3694 2 года назад +197

    Her: Charley Harper?
    Charley: Where?, he owns me money
    This is the best line I've heard in a while

  • @banarne71
    @banarne71 2 года назад +191

    Haven't seen one complete episode after Charlie Sheen got fired. This was awesome.

    • @Brenda-Burd
      @Brenda-Burd 2 года назад +14

      I tried to watch it but I couldn't

    • @paragburman
      @paragburman Год назад +3

      U lucky dude!

  • @ksh9504
    @ksh9504 2 года назад +571

    Charlie is the man he made the show great and funny and number one wish it could of stayed on more years with Charlie

    • @elperrodelautumo7511
      @elperrodelautumo7511 2 года назад +9

      I wished it did ended with Charlie marrying Rose and lived happily ever after despite that maybe Alan finds a lady and moves on from Judith and Jake does join the us army to find purpose in his life.

    • @mikesmith5600
      @mikesmith5600 2 года назад

      This kind of life is very real .
      I would know I lived it to a point..lol
      I'm on my 3rd marriage With another smoking hot woman..
      The best part about it she isn't phyco either...lol

    • @BlackVibeBallsack
      @BlackVibeBallsack 2 года назад +8

      Asston Kooter ...was terrible...can't watch those

    • @perrycoffey5410
      @perrycoffey5410 Год назад

      Why I would say people like you are the reason he was making 1 million an episode after season 4 or something

    • @t.e.m.p.o.r.a.r.y.user0000
      @t.e.m.p.o.r.a.r.y.user0000 Год назад

      Its sad that such men like charlie exist in real life. It seems fun now but those who get their heart broken never learn to trust again

  • @sking2173
    @sking2173 2 года назад +232

    This Miss Pasternak was hotter than the original one …

    • @countblue
      @countblue 2 года назад +32

      I think its Alicia Witt

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 2 года назад +19

      Nope, I prefer Missy Pyle.

    • @sking2173
      @sking2173 2 года назад +25

      @@theprinceoftides6836 - Alicia Witt has a rockin’ bod …

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 2 года назад +6

      @@sking2173 Missy Pyle hasn’t exactly got a bad body.

    • @MAte925
      @MAte925 Год назад +2

      Agree totally!

  • @nkosinathimlotshwa3153
    @nkosinathimlotshwa3153 2 года назад +171

    Where is he, he owes me money😂😂😂

  • @haunteddreams7856
    @haunteddreams7856 2 года назад +258

    I met him a couple of years back! He dressed like his character 😂. One of my favourite shows

    • @josejuanandrade4439
      @josejuanandrade4439 2 года назад +11

      What character?

    • @haunteddreams7856
      @haunteddreams7856 2 года назад +8

      @@josejuanandrade4439 Charlie Harper

    • @naterk9460
      @naterk9460 2 года назад +52

      @@haunteddreams7856 Where? He owes me money!

    • @haunteddreams7856
      @haunteddreams7856 2 года назад +1

      @@naterk9460 in London

    • @franknada8235
      @franknada8235 2 года назад +5

      @@haunteddreams7856 California clothes in London? But it's rainy and chilly in London! I have to call b.s. 😄

  • @anirprasadd
    @anirprasadd 2 года назад +140

    This show was in a league of its own!!

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 10 месяцев назад +10

    1:29 CHARLIE: "She was kinda shook up after I broke up with her."
    JAKE: "Kinda shook up? She went bananas and bit the gym teacher."
    CHARLIE: "Where?"
    JAKE: "In the gym." Obviously. 😂😂😂

  • @JacobLink350
    @JacobLink350 2 года назад +107

    Miss Pasternak: HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF YOU HORRIBLE EVIL MAN?!
    Jake: He drinks.
    😂😅😂😅😂

  • @charlesnweke4156
    @charlesnweke4156 2 года назад +45

    The fact that jake will grow up with both personalities will probably mess him up

  • @alokm4451
    @alokm4451 2 года назад +171

    Legend legend legend, who cares about his personal life. He was a complete entertainer

    • @LtColVenom
      @LtColVenom 2 года назад +2

      Or he would have been if he wrote his own lines.

    • @dala5568
      @dala5568 2 года назад +8

      @@LtColVenom Agreed. But the timing , delivery and expressions certainly helped. I have a friend that can ruin almost every joke he has the script for. Also, I wonder how much impro was in there.

    • @MAte925
      @MAte925 Год назад

      Yeah and the show wasn't woke!

    • @DickCheney205
      @DickCheney205 Год назад

      @@MAte925it was a little woke for its time. For example the transgender episode in season 1

  • @MR-xo6sh
    @MR-xo6sh 2 месяца назад +3

    The original Mrs. Pasternak did come back for Charlie’s funeral 😂😂😂

  • @dwilson2548
    @dwilson2548 2 года назад +84

    Fun fact earlier in the show's life Ms Pasternak was a totally different woman and blonde.

    • @danasmith1899
      @danasmith1899 2 года назад +36

      Aren't they always till you sleep with them

  • @munenex
    @munenex 2 года назад +51

    Charlie Harper?
    Where? He owes me money.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @bilalahmed2123
    @bilalahmed2123 2 года назад +87

    Charlie Sheen was the life of this show !

  • @rorysainsbury6816
    @rorysainsbury6816 2 года назад +87

    You know this actress should have been the original Ms. Pasternak instead of Missi Pyle. She’s just hotter than Missi.

    • @SSDavyS
      @SSDavyS 2 года назад +24

      it all depends on what you think is more beautyfull, not everyone likes the same girl the same way. also the original Missi dressed more apropiately.

    • @rorysainsbury6816
      @rorysainsbury6816 2 года назад +27

      @@SSDavyS True, but look how hot she looks in that outfit.

    • @sking2173
      @sking2173 2 года назад +22

      Alicia Witt is definitely hot !!!

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 Год назад +4

      Debatable. I prefer Missy Pyle.

    • @rorysainsbury6816
      @rorysainsbury6816 Год назад +2

      @@theprinceoftides6836 I respect your opinion

  • @crazycountryboy8941
    @crazycountryboy8941 2 года назад +196

    Wasn't the same without him.

    • @cameronlarocque464
      @cameronlarocque464 2 года назад

      Well he was bangin seven gram rocks

    • @ktermniator4608
      @ktermniator4608 2 года назад +1

      Agreed. The final episode summed it up: they wanted nothing to do with him.

    • @coreymckee4844
      @coreymckee4844 Год назад +1

      ​@@ktermniator4608 worst part is the finale had him crushed by a piano and the showrunner being satisfied with it. He really didnt like Sheen at all.

    • @TuChe-rm6gg
      @TuChe-rm6gg 4 месяца назад

      Wasn't even two and a half men when he left
      Was 1 and a half men

  • @NameyMcNamerson
    @NameyMcNamerson Год назад +20

    The funniest thing about this show was that they thought Ashton Kutcher could ever replace Charlie Sheen.

  • @amyspezia4706
    @amyspezia4706 2 года назад +45

    I love this show so much my dad and I use to watch it all The time before he passed away

  • @lukefrohling
    @lukefrohling 10 месяцев назад +4

    Charlie Sheen - great character, great writing, great actor. The perfect storm of watchability!!

  • @ZesPak
    @ZesPak 8 месяцев назад +2

    That final interaction with Jake was golden.

  • @drmitofit2673
    @drmitofit2673 2 года назад +25

    She later turned her life around and starred in several Hallmark movies. Ha ha ha!

  • @johnthe6629
    @johnthe6629 2 года назад +154

    Wow.... if only Charlie Sheen had understood and behave like what he just said, he would've still be having an acting career!

    • @Yoruichi_16
      @Yoruichi_16 2 года назад +23

      And free of aids

    • @pethrosuriahson6156
      @pethrosuriahson6156 2 года назад +11

      this man cant practice what he preaches to save his life and everyone knows it.

  • @axeltaylor9094
    @axeltaylor9094 2 года назад +49

    I said it once and I will say it again.
    Getting rid of Charlie from Two and a Half Men was a huge mistake. After Charlie left I stopped watching the show.

    • @KeepItCivilPlease293
      @KeepItCivilPlease293 2 года назад +5

      You and everyone else

    • @aaronnantz2289
      @aaronnantz2289 Год назад +3

      Yea everyone hated it after Charlie left I heard it was cause charlie and the director got into it and charlie I think was going through a lot not sure really.

  • @nivasramachandiran791
    @nivasramachandiran791 Год назад +9

    Charlie and Jake conversations are the best

  • @Newguyz
    @Newguyz 2 года назад +17

    So she blames Charlie for her fragile self esteem lack of accountability is ageless

    • @MAte925
      @MAte925 Год назад +5

      Same goes for a lot of outspoken feminists!

    • @sanathouheed6042
      @sanathouheed6042 Год назад

      Same goes for men too for not taking accountability 😮😅!!!.

    • @WesternBachelor
      @WesternBachelor 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sanathouheed6042 Women can also choose to not sleep with men. Women can choose better partners the same way men can. If a woman chooses to sleep with a bad man, that's her fault, not the man's. If a man chooses to sleep with a "bad," woman, that's his fault, not the woman's. Learn to take some accountability instead of blaming men all the time.

    • @arturovillegas1128
      @arturovillegas1128 2 месяца назад

      I wonder what Ms. Pasternak's life would be like if she never met or dated Charlie?

  • @CelebrityGamerTV
    @CelebrityGamerTV 2 года назад +41

    I wonder why Missi Pyle didn’t want to be in this episode. I remember she was in the episode where Charlie’s ex girlfriends came to him when he was high.

    • @sking2173
      @sking2173 2 года назад +5

      The Alicia Witt Miss Pasternak was hotter …

    • @bunnicula38
      @bunnicula38 2 года назад

      @@sking2173 Nobody asked.

    • @blancarosales3400
      @blancarosales3400 2 года назад

      Maybe she was busy

    • @meatusshaft300
      @meatusshaft300 2 года назад

      @@blancarosales3400 idk, at the time, this show should have been a priority for all actors!

    • @JohnSmith-eh2xu
      @JohnSmith-eh2xu 2 года назад +3

      I read somewhere that it was because she couldn't pole dance, so they hired an actress who could.

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888 Год назад +8

    2:38 he drinks ☠️☠️☠️

  • @purpose6113
    @purpose6113 2 года назад +20

    "Yeah, my bad..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tahooranim8463
    @tahooranim8463 2 года назад +22

    To this day his powers are unmatched

  • @florinivan6907
    @florinivan6907 Год назад +9

    'You ruined my life Charlie Harper.' if that's all it took to ruin your life then maybe you had far bigger issues than just Charlie

    • @arturovillegas1128
      @arturovillegas1128 2 месяца назад

      I ask myself what Ms. Pasternak's life would have been like if she never met and dated Charlie?

  • @kaneinman9843
    @kaneinman9843 2 года назад +6

    I like when she said Charlie Harper he was like where he owes me mone, funny

  • @davidross5593
    @davidross5593 2 года назад +30

    "What the heck was that all about?"
    That is how history can repeat itself

  • @issiewizzie
    @issiewizzie 2 года назад +10

    They changed the Miss Pasternak- loved the original character

    • @OGMrWayne
      @OGMrWayne 2 года назад +5

      Yea, they did. I wonder why 🤔 the original actress was... wow

  • @konte641
    @konte641 2 года назад +16

    This version of Miss Pasternak is much hotter.

  • @V1rt0u0s
    @V1rt0u0s 2 года назад +44

    They didn't pay for the jockstrap

  • @kcrnz
    @kcrnz 2 года назад +28

    Alicia Witt ....... what a talent! Jake at his best.😀😀😀

    • @fonkamex
      @fonkamex Год назад +3

      Indeed, she is a great actress

  • @forxxafootball
    @forxxafootball 2 года назад +43

    The Best Sitcom Ever!!!!

  • @paulogaspar8295
    @paulogaspar8295 2 года назад +36

    being violent against someone who "broke your heart" is never justified. I don't know why people think doing this is ever justified.

    • @GeekProdigyGuy
      @GeekProdigyGuy 2 года назад +15

      technically, she bit the gym teacher, not Charlie

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 года назад

      Because they're women. It's all feelings. This episode teaches a horrible lesson.

    • @alphabogeyman7462
      @alphabogeyman7462 2 года назад +11

      Women are not driven by reason,they go with their emotions, when they're upset,you better keep your distance.

    • @jacijune
      @jacijune 2 года назад +6

      when was she violent against him?

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg 2 года назад +2

      @@bringthephunk2029 not a valid argument. This also happens in the real world.

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 Год назад +2

    Miss pasterneck = the most interesting of Charlies conquests!😛🤩

  • @toastnjam7384
    @toastnjam7384 Год назад +2

    The writing on this show was great.

  • @tusharghildiyal6814
    @tusharghildiyal6814 11 месяцев назад

    "Where? he owes me money" legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rezzob
    @rezzob 2 года назад +7

    are we supposed to laugh? the only joke here is a grownup woman blaming someone else for breaking up with her

  • @AlphonceMwangi
    @AlphonceMwangi 4 месяца назад

    "Charlie Harper, where he owes me money"😂😂

  • @shungyo8395
    @shungyo8395 2 года назад +24

    Charlie sheen was never a character..he was the real himself in this show...
    When they fired him...the show DIED

  • @krishnak188
    @krishnak188 2 года назад +23

    Those golden comedy days in front of tv 🤣🤣

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 2 года назад +5

    0:50 Where? He owes me money.

  • @kevinxiao0
    @kevinxiao0 Год назад +4

    With all due respect to Charlie he just dumped pasternak. He didn't ruin her life that was her breakdown

  • @Rondjdjdj
    @Rondjdjdj 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:05
    😆 Owww yeaah Miss Pasternak.
    😠 Oyeah Ms. Pasterrnak.

  • @dannyv161
    @dannyv161 2 года назад +7

    She would sleep with Charlie again, thats the power of indifference

  • @AlphonseWeebay
    @AlphonseWeebay 2 месяца назад +1

    Ms Pasternak 😂

  • @brucegilbert7243
    @brucegilbert7243 Год назад +5

    Charlie's weirdness bar is set pretty high, but Miss Pasternak could clear it in street shoes.

  • @bryedtan
    @bryedtan 9 месяцев назад +2

    1:33 What when did that happened. They should have shown that the part where she bit the gym teacher. Wonder what got her to do that.

  • @James-hs3tu
    @James-hs3tu Год назад +1

    1:06
    The look. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sudiptab57
    @sudiptab57 Год назад +2

    Jake is so savage 😂

  • @kamariqwhite3111
    @kamariqwhite3111 2 года назад +112

    I love this episode it's very hilarious 🤣

  • @rositamariposita9573
    @rositamariposita9573 5 месяцев назад

    Alicia Witt, who plays Mr. Pasternak in this episode, is such a great actress. When she starts bashing on Charlie she reminds me of that scene in "The Accused" when Jodie Foster's character (Sara) does that with the Attorney. Both expressed rage and sense of injustice very well.

  • @satish3431
    @satish3431 2 года назад +8

    Hilarious comedy!! What a sitcom!!

  • @FootageFactory
    @FootageFactory 2 года назад +10

    Best show ever!

  • @LORDHASBECOMEABOVE
    @LORDHASBECOMEABOVE 2 месяца назад

    Miss Pasternak: How could you live with yourself YOU HORRIBLE EVIL MAN!!!?😭🤬
    Jake: He drinks☺️🥃
    Two of the Best lines of this sitcom lol

  • @edwardwright5377
    @edwardwright5377 2 года назад +14

    Missy Pyle played the first teacher.

  • @yingyangorca4124
    @yingyangorca4124 2 года назад +14

    Another straight single guy would be driving her back to his place.
    Not running.
    Bangorang!

  • @MrStaley
    @MrStaley 2 года назад +12

    I'd watch this show again but I forgot Alan existed

  • @historyandmore9555
    @historyandmore9555 Год назад +2

    *Where? he owes me money* 😂💀

  • @robertschueneman6799
    @robertschueneman6799 2 года назад +29

    Mr. Sheen was the entire show. Then there was Miss Berta. Now the show is for those who enjoy trans. What ever.....

  • @arturovillegas1128
    @arturovillegas1128 9 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't watched this show in a while but I can only imagine how exes would love to get revenge against Charlie

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 9 месяцев назад +2

    To be fair, Miss Pasternak should have been fired a long time ago since she used to be a pole dancer in Reno. She mentioned it in Season 2, Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea.

  • @melquizedec
    @melquizedec 2 года назад +1

    That casual bump...yup

  • @chipbroadhead4445
    @chipbroadhead4445 Год назад +2

    These two and Berta, are the show.

  • @auderitepenguin9350
    @auderitepenguin9350 2 года назад +5

    kinda creepy that i was just thinking about the
    "hey charlie"
    "where he owes me money" part

  • @siniquezu
    @siniquezu 2 года назад +9

    Let's keep saying her name so that people won't notice it's a completely different woman playing Miss Pasternak

    • @sking2173
      @sking2173 2 года назад

      No biggie … Jennifer Taylor played three different characters (Tina, Nina and Suzanne) in the show before finally playing Chelsea …

  • @prathameshrege
    @prathameshrege 2 года назад +8

    Charlie...Where is he, He owes me money.

  • @kmassicott
    @kmassicott 2 года назад +27

    Where he owns me money

  • @sanghisam
    @sanghisam 8 месяцев назад

    'so what's new' 😂😂

  • @SG-zk4ot
    @SG-zk4ot Год назад +1

    He drinks 😆

  • @davidperkins7782
    @davidperkins7782 8 месяцев назад +1

    If I recall, this woman was crazy in the beginning. A total zealot who wanted to take things too quickly.

  • @whateverihateyouwtf
    @whateverihateyouwtf 2 года назад +3

    was that alecia witt? nice

  • @jordanelza8806
    @jordanelza8806 4 месяца назад

    0:47 , 1:05 , 1:38 , 2:00 and 2:27 She is beautiful, but she is also very… unstable. Her situation is very unfortunate, and I can’t believe how Charlie treated women.

  • @Seoulmoonrhee
    @Seoulmoonrhee 2 года назад +4

    This was clearly her own fault.

  • @Shah.nawaz1305
    @Shah.nawaz1305 2 года назад

    From where can I download all the episodes?

  • @peculiarjohnson5697
    @peculiarjohnson5697 7 месяцев назад +1

    They actually changed the actress playing miss Pasternak

  • @johntheball
    @johntheball 2 года назад +6

    How is Alicia De Witt not on T.V. every single day.....

  • @penelopenankunda8583
    @penelopenankunda8583 2 года назад +6

    Who else thinks Miss Pasternak became more pretty?

    • @moseskuria1234
      @moseskuria1234 2 года назад +6

      Well this is because she's being played by different actress in this episode for some strange reason

    • @penelopenankunda8583
      @penelopenankunda8583 2 года назад +1

      That explains

  • @NICKARRIOLA16
    @NICKARRIOLA16 2 года назад +4

    0:50: Well dammed I'll be. I wonder what answer Charlie has for that question if a man asks it to him

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 года назад +1

      Probably the same reaction.

  • @hatingontruth9118
    @hatingontruth9118 Год назад +1

    I really miss this show and when Charlie Sheen was on Tiger's Blood.

  • @tomascostanzo3673
    @tomascostanzo3673 Год назад

    I often rewatch the show a but only up until season 8

  • @lexmatthewtheurbanavenger8538
    @lexmatthewtheurbanavenger8538 2 года назад +6

    Baaaaaaaad role model!!!!

  • @motouristajapan3628
    @motouristajapan3628 2 года назад +3

    why Two and half men is not in netflix