Two And A Half Men 5x15 Rough Night In Hump Junction (sub french)

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  • @sinfulkivisian20
    @sinfulkivisian20 4 года назад +635

    Charlie and Berta made this series gold. Will miss Berta😞😞😞

  • @chasewoodson2002
    @chasewoodson2002 3 года назад +276

    I think the entire cast was chosen perfectly for this show

    • @tannerprice5151
      @tannerprice5151 3 года назад +17

      Except for Ashton Kutcher. He's a terrible actor.

    • @jamesdombroski152
      @jamesdombroski152 3 года назад +15

      @@tannerprice5151 no no he was bad in here Ashton is actually a good movie actors dude where my car

    • @elaineranhoff9358
      @elaineranhoff9358 2 года назад +2

      Metoo

    • @zynlhok9667
      @zynlhok9667 Год назад +5

      @@tannerprice5151 bro ashton is good he just cant replace sheen simple as that sheen is wayyy better

  • @charlesfh3496
    @charlesfh3496 Год назад +108

    Charlie playing himself was the most brilliant idea in tv show history

  • @jamesdaceyjr8857
    @jamesdaceyjr8857 4 года назад +91

    RIP Berta.. "That is something you do not want to find in the vacuum bag." LOL

  • @AbhishekKumar-et4vk
    @AbhishekKumar-et4vk 3 года назад +93

    Rip Berta, the show was incomplete without you, you are being missed

  • @ppipowerclass
    @ppipowerclass 7 лет назад +409

    This show was so amazing with Charlie. Holy crap.

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 5 лет назад +9

      1:17 Charlie after hearing the girl's name: "I like that, Gretchen. It's got a built-in Grrrrrr..." ;)

    • @bailey9r
      @bailey9r 5 лет назад +8

      And Berta too!

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 3 года назад +1

      @@not-so-smartaleck8987 The punch in the face was better and hilarious.

    • @Peglegkickboxer
      @Peglegkickboxer Год назад

      this show was based AF

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 4 года назад +334

    'You can't really blame him, now he has to take his wife golfing with him"😂😂😂😂

  • @surroundedbyidiots89
    @surroundedbyidiots89 3 года назад +37

    "I'm starting to think I should hide my bowling ball" 😂😂😂😂

    • @BRN497
      @BRN497 2 года назад

      🎳

  • @angelajohnson6659
    @angelajohnson6659 4 года назад +54

    Watching this in November 2020 and thinking about Berta !She was a important part if the show! May she rest in peace!Condolences to her family!

    • @Danker19991
      @Danker19991 Год назад +4

      Sad to see her go. She will go down along with the likes of Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris and other greats as some of the most iconic supporting characters on television.

  • @Asiansensei932
    @Asiansensei932 10 месяцев назад +4

    That’s the most satisfying punch ever lol

  • @robdobson5056
    @robdobson5056 3 года назад +29

    One of the funniest shows of all time

  • @aries3211
    @aries3211 4 года назад +44

    I used to watch this show all the time when I was younger, I forgot how funny this show was

  • @jerryboggs3474
    @jerryboggs3474 2 года назад +5

    It all comes together here - writing, characters, actors, & timing...

  • @milesofcourse
    @milesofcourse 5 лет назад +472

    Id be climbing those stairs if I was just a head and a spine 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ALD56
    @ALD56 3 года назад +13

    Been watching these clips regularly and kicking my own ass for not watching a single episode when they first aired.

  • @Hei_Darkfire
    @Hei_Darkfire 4 года назад +145

    "Did you see that girl? I'd be climbing the stairs of I was just a head and a spine!"
    Oh Charlie... Part of me wants to be him, but most of me does not. Doesn't mean it's not fun as hell to watch.

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik 3 года назад +4

      You should still wanna be him. I have some experience with spending several days and nights in a row with wild babes, the lack of rest and sleep was hard but looking back on it those were great times, highly cherished memories. How much more great times like that if i was a rich handsome guy like Charlie Sheen?

    • @melinakorovessi713
      @melinakorovessi713 3 года назад +5

      @@pflaffik lmso what? Nah his personality towards woman is ridiculous he’s a tv personality you shouldn’t want to wanna be like him in real life...he’s an asshole

    • @Kiloridge
      @Kiloridge 3 года назад +4

      @@melinakorovessi713 Lol someone is a beta-male feminist simp.

  • @brandonburrows186
    @brandonburrows186 4 года назад +75

    AM - BC
    After Mia-Before Chelsea

  • @patrickdenengelse9293
    @patrickdenengelse9293 3 года назад +37

    The conversation between Alan and Berta is priceless..🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mwakehleaks2013
    @Mwakehleaks2013 9 лет назад +766

    Charlie's my role model.. This show is way too old but the humor never dies..

    • @zebrasarenothorses
      @zebrasarenothorses 8 лет назад +52

      +Patrick Saxon
      Charlie Sheen is proof that aids still exists? Wtf... did they go away at some point? You're a clown kid, gtfo

    • @xBunty
      @xBunty 8 лет назад +17

      +Patrick Saxon he doesnt even have aids..

    • @taichi5777
      @taichi5777 8 лет назад +23

      +Patrick Saxon
      Before passing judgement on others, you should take a look in the mirror. Your passage shows a lack of education and ignorance on the current subject. You make repeating points: "doesn't practice safe sex" and "didn't use protection" in the same sentence. Also, you can't seem to differentiate HIV and AIDS. Enjoy your blue collar life talking down on others

    • @kerrysmith3455
      @kerrysmith3455 7 лет назад +2

      Patrick Saxon

    • @neerajyadav2547
      @neerajyadav2547 7 лет назад

      I am good with you and your family and friends is very easy to chat there is a faded memory of the I pad for the other day and I am good with you and your family and friends is very easy to chat there is a chance to travel please refer to the I pad for

  • @signalrepeater
    @signalrepeater 7 лет назад +730

    Who's the blonde? don't know... found her on the beach. lol classic

  • @MC-hx4op
    @MC-hx4op 5 лет назад +91

    One mans ridiculous is another mans yabba dabba do . Words to live by.. lol

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474 5 лет назад +66

    ¨If I were you, I´d be sleeping on my back wearing a catchers mask¨ Lmao! Berta´s lines are the best!

  • @joseyarty8520
    @joseyarty8520 2 года назад +10

    This show holds a special place in my heart.Cherish laughter and life.

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 Год назад +1

      This is the worst show to watch, if you believe in that.

    • @user-gc7wn9lx6i
      @user-gc7wn9lx6i 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@BenE8844ur n idiot

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 3 года назад +11

    Condolences for Conchata. A real character.

  • @melinakorovessi713
    @melinakorovessi713 3 года назад +10

    It’s kind of cute how much Charlie and Alan care about each other

  • @bobjohn5543
    @bobjohn5543 5 лет назад +1900

    Anyone else just hate the series without Charlie

    • @ps6474
      @ps6474 5 лет назад +11

      Bob John..I did!!

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se 5 лет назад +23

      nope, Berta was the star anyway

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se 5 лет назад +3

      @Lil Bibby nah Berta was better then all of them you stfu lil bitch

    • @Mr.Amazinggaming
      @Mr.Amazinggaming 5 лет назад +32

      Not really, I love Charlie a lot but Ashton Kutcher wasn't so bad either, the tone of show kinda changed but it was still fun

    • @bollershad
      @bollershad 5 лет назад +15

      Yes Charlie was the man

  • @brianjonker510
    @brianjonker510 Год назад +4

    Charlie's bow legged walk into the kitchen. LMAO Im dead

  • @GeneralKnowledgememe
    @GeneralKnowledgememe 4 года назад +25

    The build in Grrr looks so good

  • @dillee9988
    @dillee9988 3 года назад +14

    This one is officially my favorite one. 😂

  • @musawerjaved3562
    @musawerjaved3562 3 года назад +7

    That script is just out of this 🌎

  • @joseyeastwood
    @joseyeastwood 2 года назад +12

    Rest in Peace Berta ❤

  • @pleximan2008
    @pleximan2008 4 года назад +56

    I swear two and a half men had the sexiest girls

    • @ballista7367
      @ballista7367 4 года назад +3

      90% of the girls were anorexic sticks with zero curves

    • @stoutnerstoutner183
      @stoutnerstoutner183 4 года назад +21

      @@ballista7367 still hotter than what you fuck

    • @j0seph5
      @j0seph5 4 года назад

      Two and a half along with himym

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 года назад

      That’s very true.

    • @probower4726
      @probower4726 3 года назад

      @@stoutnerstoutner183 Not unless he sticks his hand in the oven

  • @jinxchi
    @jinxchi Год назад +4

    " Charlie: Good News! I found it!"
    " Berta : Always the last place you look "
    Classic 😂😂😂

  • @anoniemw.222
    @anoniemw.222 3 года назад +11

    funny charly is not the one cheating, but gets the blame

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 2 года назад +3

      People like that irritate me, your partner is the one cheating on you but you’re pissed at everyone else… they made the commitment to you, not someone who tells you nor (in most cases) the person that partner’s cheating with…

    • @nonamewillbegiven2412
      @nonamewillbegiven2412 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@fetchstixRHDyou're a simpleton

  • @DurianKing70
    @DurianKing70 3 года назад +2

    its like your keys, you know you can't put your hands on them, you know they gotta be somewhere. sooo fnnny, LOL,

  • @hannielvenzor1617
    @hannielvenzor1617 4 года назад +8

    Wow, that guy punched him so hard that his nose didnt stop bleeding all night

  • @anjanadevikumar
    @anjanadevikumar 6 лет назад +63

    That is something you do not want to find in a vacuum bag.

  • @mateoairaudo5535
    @mateoairaudo5535 4 года назад +27

    Season 5 was the last very good season of the show.

    • @mateoairaudo5535
      @mateoairaudo5535 3 года назад +3

      @@itsshafin8312 Respect your opinion but I don't agree. Towards the end of season 7 and the whole eight season the show had lost its steem. It was actually sad watching all the characters turned into hopeless men.

    • @tannerprice5151
      @tannerprice5151 3 года назад +3

      No the last good season was Charlie Sheen's last season.

    • @jimbotc2000
      @jimbotc2000 3 года назад +1

      I stopped paying attention somewhere around the end of Season Five probably.
      Jake was getting too "old" after that, and it was more unappealing.
      The stories most likely got a bit too offbeat and ridiculous too, which generally happens the further you go into a show.

    • @mateoairaudo5535
      @mateoairaudo5535 3 года назад

      @@jimbotc2000 Totally agree

  • @michaelrawson6261
    @michaelrawson6261 Год назад +2

    These injuries were hilarious!!!

  • @TinaDeeks
    @TinaDeeks Год назад +2

    Yes absolutely, not the same , love Charlie and Alan

  • @juliusraben3526
    @juliusraben3526 3 года назад +2

    The last place you look.
    Pure wisdom, i mean.. who keeps on searching after finding em :P

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 3 года назад +6

    Berta to Alan: "the way he's behaving, I'd be sleeping on my back wearing a catcher's mask"

  • @ChampionDriver01
    @ChampionDriver01 14 лет назад +307

    "When Viagra first came out, I thought he was going to die."

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 6 лет назад +723

    *Well... When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die!*
    ... I know it's a pretty simple joke but still, so on point! 😂👏🏻

  • @oldfashionedpp9593
    @oldfashionedpp9593 4 года назад +10

    *I wish Two and A Half Men was on Netflix!!* 😭😭🥺

  • @michaelclark4062
    @michaelclark4062 2 года назад +3

    Am starting to think I should hide my bowling ball 😂

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 5 лет назад +242

    Why not, wasnt her husband

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed 4 года назад +22

    I think I wouldn’t mind a stint as the Casting Director.

  • @meganparson7249
    @meganparson7249 4 года назад +49

    Homeless? Not tonight 😂

  • @jamiepreston1490
    @jamiepreston1490 Год назад +5

    When Sheen left the show the show ended. Aston in no way could fill Sheens shoes.

  • @Bluecloudprod
    @Bluecloudprod 3 года назад +6

    "One man's ridiculous is another man's yabba dabba doo."
    - Charles Harper, Esq

  • @ryankasik7911
    @ryankasik7911 4 года назад +29

    Id be climbing these stairs if I was just a head and a spine hahahahaha

  • @hoffieldj
    @hoffieldj 4 года назад +3

    the laugh during the show means he got it from the 90s 80 70 s +

  • @hrishikesh7546
    @hrishikesh7546 3 года назад +5

    Charlie was the life ofthis show once he left the show lost its fun

  • @JD-mt1rt
    @JD-mt1rt 5 лет назад +6

    That's something you don't want to find in the vacuum cleaner bag

  • @Anonymous357333
    @Anonymous357333 4 года назад +7

    This was a classic.

  • @murraydunbar5714
    @murraydunbar5714 Год назад +1

    Everyone hates losing him

  • @bunsonbaker4156
    @bunsonbaker4156 5 лет назад +15

    I’ll just say it. Charlie is freakin smooth

  • @albertonicastro7987
    @albertonicastro7987 Год назад

    Dam I miss this show , made me happy for long time and has to be the funniest in TV . and the Bundys of curse .

  • @jimwedge7668
    @jimwedge7668 4 года назад +3

    There is no show without Charlie.

  • @pjkicks7510
    @pjkicks7510 5 лет назад +13

    He had to stand on his head to take a leak😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @rocky99949
    @rocky99949 10 лет назад +26

    1:47: Ahhh, Son of a Bitch! 3:45: It's kinda like your keys, even though you can't put your hands on them, you know they gotta be somewhere. (LAUGHING). God I love this!

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 4 года назад +35

    Husband: "Keep your hands off my wife"
    Charlie: "Why? I'm not the one who cheated" is what Charlie SHOULD have said instead of "yes sir"

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад +10

      Or better: "You're gonna have to be more specific."

    • @masochistboy653
      @masochistboy653 3 года назад +5

      That's how you get stomped, Charlie know not to fight unnecessarily, a punch is a small price to pay. Most of em shoot the guy

    • @deedewald1707
      @deedewald1707 2 года назад

      What girl was your willing wife and I like your original comment !

  • @oldmatejohnno
    @oldmatejohnno 2 года назад

    Berta in any given episode: i ain't cleanin that up!

  • @Andy_Draws0209
    @Andy_Draws0209 5 лет назад +13

    Every time Charlie got his ass kicked I kept saying to myself “God loves me!”

  • @brandonnetwork
    @brandonnetwork 5 лет назад +9

    If you see a guy twice your size asking for your name, NEVER say that is your name.

    • @VarunVargheseMuriyanat
      @VarunVargheseMuriyanat 5 лет назад +2

      Nice, I'll remember that next time.

    • @iceeblister
      @iceeblister 5 лет назад +2

      Unless I know the person or do some kind of business with em .. i tend to say my name in Steve. It's my go-to name when i dont want them knowing who i am

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 года назад

      Varun Muriyanat, that’s a good point.

    • @deedewald1707
      @deedewald1707 2 года назад +3

      @@iceeblister Hi Steve !

  • @PixelNoobKid55
    @PixelNoobKid55 4 года назад +14

    1:37 I LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shiannamariestentt
    @shiannamariestentt 5 лет назад +5

    I should carry a clicker!
    Yabba dabba doo!!
    I cracked up when I first heard that.

  • @marvinthemaniac7698
    @marvinthemaniac7698 Месяц назад

    You'd think Charlie would have changed his ways after this episode.

  • @Minolla
    @Minolla 3 года назад +2

    Lol. How tall is that husband?? My God... what a giant!

  • @MARTINADBA1980
    @MARTINADBA1980 12 лет назад +203

    Berta: if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours,you should call your doctor
    He just call another girl......LMAO

  • @sharjeelkhan7437
    @sharjeelkhan7437 5 лет назад +5

    Great actor Charlie

  • @michaelgonzalez5695
    @michaelgonzalez5695 3 года назад +1

    Here i am in 2021 missin Berta...

  • @one0hwon514
    @one0hwon514 2 года назад

    “By the way I’m Charlie” had me Lmayoing

  • @itscarter4864
    @itscarter4864 5 лет назад +3

    Man, as much as I don't like Charlie Sheen as a person, Charlie was the comedy of the show. Can't watch the last few seasons without him.

  • @michaelgenias8491
    @michaelgenias8491 5 лет назад +20

    Charlie was the show

  • @IamTechNerd
    @IamTechNerd 2 года назад +8

    “Why not? Wasn’t her husband.”

  • @carultch
    @carultch 9 лет назад +138

    1:38 - You're gonna have to be more specific.

  • @Tenshus4ever
    @Tenshus4ever 3 года назад +2

    Anyone else watching in 2021 and still laughing

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 3 года назад +1

    While overwealmth is a function of value resolving, chapter to reendustrial second proclaim is constant.

  • @Ryanjuniorryan-o1m
    @Ryanjuniorryan-o1m Год назад +1

    teleplay by
    Chuck Lorre
    &
    Lee Aronsohn

  • @ganeshkumar-nl8yo
    @ganeshkumar-nl8yo 4 года назад +3

    One mans ridiculous other mans yabada doo

  • @frontlinesofwar9588
    @frontlinesofwar9588 4 года назад +5

    Everbody wanting to be Charlie but really they are like Alan. Sorry guys

  • @munenex
    @munenex 4 года назад +11

    I'm sure not many people got Berta's joke of standing on the head to take a leak.

    • @LagunaOba
      @LagunaOba 4 года назад +1

      Frimmbits omg😂😂😂😂

    • @munenex
      @munenex 4 года назад

      @@LagunaOba 😊😊😊

    • @ivanmaras6566
      @ivanmaras6566 3 года назад +1

      I didn't

  • @ashleybrown5382
    @ashleybrown5382 10 месяцев назад +1

    Who played Mr. Golfer?

  • @batderpultimate3888
    @batderpultimate3888 2 года назад

    Rest in peace Berta I hope ur in heaven

  • @caddydaddy84
    @caddydaddy84 5 лет назад +11

    Never understood guys who get mad other guys when their woman cheats

    • @cm34kr5y6
      @cm34kr5y6 5 лет назад +2

      Ima quigmire Yes, they should be happy

    • @cm34kr5y6
      @cm34kr5y6 4 года назад

      CD Smith You have to let her go man...

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 года назад

      CD Smith, I know what you mean.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад

      Because it is socially acceptable for him to express his anger physically against her side guy, but not against the cheating woman. Even though it is still illegal, no one cares to punish a jealous husband for doing that. Also, he wants to still get action from his woman despite her infidelity, and punishing her will jeopardize that. Punishing the side guy will not.

  • @danielmenefee1943
    @danielmenefee1943 5 лет назад +23

    The real actor that keeps on carrying the show is Alan

  • @LuisGarcia-hi7ue
    @LuisGarcia-hi7ue 3 года назад +4

    Can't blame him for now on he's gonna have to take to his wife golfing with him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @craigsevery6274
      @craigsevery6274 3 года назад +2

      No I'm not ok, just got punched in the face. 😂🤣🤣

  • @trevon444
    @trevon444 5 лет назад +61

    Honestly in that situation id go upstairs as well

  • @ab8588
    @ab8588 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:35 big dude!

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 года назад +1

    You’d think Charlie would learn better seeing a giant muscular golfer. I’d say “nope, he used to live here but skipped town.”

    • @kenroycherrington148
      @kenroycherrington148 2 года назад

      @M
      r. L In real life, some guys would prevericate but.........Sheen's behavior and other guys too........funny and dangerous but they're SO RANDY!!

  • @greggliles8718
    @greggliles8718 4 года назад +1

    Always the last place u look . So true

  • @lisapeck2617
    @lisapeck2617 2 года назад +1

    Rip BERTTA.

  • @Aaaaaaaaapnd
    @Aaaaaaaaapnd 6 лет назад +17

    That blonde is way more hot

  • @Redvines69
    @Redvines69 3 года назад +1

    All he had to do was sneeze while plugging his nose and it would have popped out of hiding :D

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru 5 лет назад +3

    Berta zingers were so much fun 😂

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 4 года назад

      zing

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 4 года назад

      The only thing that would make it better is if they replaced her with Ashton Kutcher.

  • @pjunior_sa1580
    @pjunior_sa1580 4 года назад +3

    Another one "Dj Khalid" :D :D

  • @MagicGamer69
    @MagicGamer69 5 лет назад +7

    Charlie Sheen is my idol. I tried being like him but I couldn't get one everyday for a month..... He's the best of the best. to bad Ashton krapper took his place

  • @ramahosseini8523
    @ramahosseini8523 4 года назад +4

    he just call another girl LOOOOOOOOL