Everything Wrong With Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @joakimpaulsberg6571
    @joakimpaulsberg6571 5 лет назад +1309

    -"Give him a reason to live"
    -"You`re going to be a father"
    - "No, i said give him a reason to LIVE"

    • @Weigazod
      @Weigazod 5 лет назад +8

      Joajim pølseberg “i need a soccer team” :)

    • @h0197
      @h0197 5 лет назад +9

      I dont get it

    • @t.r.luxx1311
      @t.r.luxx1311 5 лет назад +16

      @@h0197 I cant tell if this reply is you joking about not understanding this or you genuinely don't understand this joke. I mean no offense and I'm legitimately curious, it's just difficult reading a reply and knowing whether it's in a sarcastic tone or not.

    • @h0197
      @h0197 5 лет назад +3

      @@t.r.luxx1311 I genuinely do not understand the joke. Could you explain the joke?

    • @jacobharris4207
      @jacobharris4207 5 лет назад +33

      @@h0197 The joke is that learning that he will be a father would cause him to embrace the sweet release of death.

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 5 лет назад +298

    This was such a good movie. Del Toro did an amazing job. Sadly, it was underappreciated and didn't get the trilogy it deserves.

  • @randehmarsh40689
    @randehmarsh40689 5 лет назад +403

    The scene where Hellboy gets beat down by a bunch of lockers gets me everytime

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 лет назад +20

      And don't forget the part his face warped the door to his face. That is ultimate

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. 4 года назад +12

      I don't know if I should be mad that he left out the two best scenes of the movie since this is about movie sins, but: the locker room and the love song bro time are timeless masterpieces. Don't care about most of the rest of the movie, but especially the second scene made me love the characters so damn much like not a single other movie managed to do.

    • @JasonTodd971
      @JasonTodd971 4 года назад +2

      One of the best scenes

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 года назад +4

      @@LaNoir. the fuckin love song scene RULES

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @pandex2707
    @pandex2707 5 лет назад +249

    The Princess Nuala and Abe's scene at the library was actually kinda cute

    • @queenoffrance6397
      @queenoffrance6397 5 лет назад +28

      It was cute, yes, but overall their romance is poorly written, and rushed.

  • @origionalpagan
    @origionalpagan 4 года назад +21

    Fun fact, Nuada is an irish god, and Balor was actually the man who beheaded him in battle at the end of his reign as king of the People of Danu. He also used a sword and not a spear.

  • @jax2769
    @jax2769 5 лет назад +458

    4:00 “not once we see these tooth fairies go for the teeth” while guy in background literally has fairies going for his teeth

    • @tigertim620
      @tigertim620 5 лет назад +19

      TheOnlySeptem
      *DING*

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 лет назад +46

      He said "Not once have we seen these Tooth Fairies go for the teeth FIRST."

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 5 лет назад +1

      True 😂

    • @CreedSin
      @CreedSin 5 лет назад +25

      @@JakkFrost1 I believe we're implying the fact he said none were even near his mouth, when one was literally clawing at his mouth

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 лет назад +5

      @@CreedSin ~ Replying from notifications, so I can't see the video right this minute, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Hellboy, who had literally none near his mouth.

  • @glitterbitesback
    @glitterbitesback 5 лет назад +72

    The prince is still up there on my list of strangely attractive and wicked awesome villains. And this whole movie...that drunk singing scene...fabulous!

  • @b29ak2007
    @b29ak2007 5 лет назад +472

    I love how you concluded that she really is saying "she would rather die than date Abe Sapian"
    the burn unit has been called for

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 5 лет назад +186

    Prince Nuada "Give me the crown piece or I will kill my sister!"
    A reasonable person (Sits down and pulls out a bag of popcorn) "Go on then"

    • @raringboat8665
      @raringboat8665 3 года назад +15

      Hellboy siting there eating his nachos and just says "Well where waiting"

    • @peachesrambo4037
      @peachesrambo4037 3 года назад +1

      Yeah right lol

  • @guster489
    @guster489 4 года назад +29

    3:59 "look at this guy, there isnt even 1 near his face" *shot of a dude having them literally inside his mouth*

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +486

    This movie ending the series, instead of motivating the studio to throw all the money at Del Toro for part 3 is the sin of all sins.

    • @zadok23
      @zadok23 5 лет назад +41

      absolutely..not getting to see part 3 of Red and Liz's story infuriated me

    • @Maya.0114
      @Maya.0114 5 лет назад +13

      Please, why did you remind me... those reopened wounds are going to take ages to close again

    • @linda-pk3ve
      @linda-pk3ve 5 лет назад +13

      It really tics me off that we will get a new hell boy but not the one we want, I love these movies... But if we got one ho would play instead of Selma blair ? have you seen the state shes in, its heartbreaking.

    • @jakal455
      @jakal455 5 лет назад +12

      NOT gonna watch the reboot. will wait for Hellboy 3

    • @Maya.0114
      @Maya.0114 5 лет назад +4

      @@jakal455 you are very commited

  • @HarmonicaMustang
    @HarmonicaMustang 5 лет назад +627

    Fun fact: The Angel of Death was a practical effect in its entirety.

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 5 лет назад +132

      And an outfit that really hurt Doug Jones since the weight of the wings were literally digging into the skin on his back. He didn't like playing that character, but toughed it out.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 5 лет назад +108

      @@Phaota because Doug Jones is a goddamned professional! A legend.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад +2

      Is the Hellboy franchise(?) comics or books or both?

    • @EXPowerBlast
      @EXPowerBlast 5 лет назад +13

      @@EchthelionII It's a graphic novel series by Dark Horse.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад +1

      @@EXPowerBlast ..........Graphic novels are different from comics right? I think I have 2 graphic novels.

  • @krazylary9300
    @krazylary9300 5 лет назад +212

    Abe :my body is a temple
    Hellboy: no it's an amusement park

  • @AlanGresov
    @AlanGresov 5 лет назад +221

    "I mean look at this guy, there isn't even one of them near his face."
    he says as there is one literally crawling in the guy's mouth.

  • @ethanrodriguez7061
    @ethanrodriguez7061 5 лет назад +418

    Me: *likes this movie*
    Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @chrysopelea9418
    @chrysopelea9418 5 лет назад +23

    16:01 Actually, according to the comics, this is probably one of the most "in-character" parts of the movie because Hellboy is pretty self-less and, despite always using guns, always felt more natural with swords that it even scares him. He becomes a practically invinsible rage-monster whenever he gets his hands on a sword, so Nuada is screwed.

  • @TrevsMovieReviews263
    @TrevsMovieReviews263 5 лет назад +409

    Are you sure that "The Shape of Water" isn't just a prequel about Abraham

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls 5 лет назад +673

    Whoa, he pulled out the NUCLEAR SKIP!

  • @kyleblackburn8776
    @kyleblackburn8776 4 года назад +15

    The biggest sin in that movie was right at the beginning when Nuada was sentenced to death and Nuala says she's at peace with what that means. At no point when Nuada is kicking the crap out of everyone does anyone take advantage of their lives being linked and just shank her instead.

  • @billwilliams2453
    @billwilliams2453 5 лет назад +30

    "Im not a baby im a tumor" " That's just what a baby would want me to think" lol im dead that shit is funny

  • @wheeeeeha
    @wheeeeeha 5 лет назад +207

    Honestly, if I were that auction guy dealing with that monster guy politely asking for whatever that was would get this response "Sir, I am but an employee. Let me get my boss and you can negotiate with him." Notify the boss, clock out and go home. Not my problem.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 5 лет назад +2

      FRT

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 лет назад +8

      I'd probably do that ,then not clock out and go home because dammit, I got a job to do and if I clock out early after seeing some dangerous monster guy, I might get fired

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад +4

      I'd probably just hand it over then leave.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 лет назад +3

      Grab grenade, pass to boss, check out and bail

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 лет назад +465

    This movie is absolutely gorgeous.
    I can tell you next to nothing about the plot, though.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 5 лет назад +36

      It is full of some of the most gorgeous fantasy sequences I've ever seen. That's Del Toro's genius.
      The plot is bollocks and the baddie's a twat, but this film is so startlingly visually superior to every other mainstream action film of the last few decades that it pretty much makes up for it.

    • @chewymew4959
      @chewymew4959 5 лет назад +2

      I definitely agree with you

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 года назад +1

      Roughly 4 times bigger than first one... Way too big. Absolutely gorgeous though...

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 3 года назад

      Thats how many people people think about this movie. They enjoy it when they watch it, but retain very little about it other than dope ass visuals

    • @doolittlecraftsmann302
      @doolittlecraftsmann302 3 года назад

      I remember having a pale woman fetish after seeing this.

  • @dnightshade3257
    @dnightshade3257 5 лет назад +179

    The "Nuclear Skip!" caught me off guard 😂

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad 4 года назад +62

    I have always wondered why they didn't tranquilize the princess thus tranquilizing the prince. Then they could have taken the gold pieces from him, melt them, and put him in jail. Then once they have him squared away they could wake the princess back up.

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 2 года назад +8

      Maybe them being magical creatures makes them immune to conventional tranquilizers? haha idk thats honestly a good plot hole

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f Год назад +1

      I dont think it would work.
      A tranquilizer is not poison. Its not like if she gets sick he feels it too. Nuala would just be put to sleep and i doubt her and Nuada also sleep at the same time

    • @Toonwalla2010
      @Toonwalla2010 9 месяцев назад

      Either that or the princess could have just given Liz the third crown piece when she was brought into the BPRD and it could have been melted down a hell of a lot sooner so the crown would NEVER be complete.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 6 месяцев назад

      So the movie can happen.
      But yes, same thought here, right in the theater when they hit on the connection between the siblings. Just tranq her for a few days at least to gain some time, find a weakness, destroy some McGuffin or other.
      But no, Del Toro likes nothing so much as sacrificing some beautiful young female - see "Pan's Labyrinth", where there was an easy way out of it, too. He and Edgar Allen Poe definitely share a fetish there.

  • @ekuabrew4547
    @ekuabrew4547 5 лет назад +113

    ‘’Give him a reason to live.’
    ‘You’re going to be a father.’
    No Liz, he said give him a reason to live!
    I cried 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nicholas_Chen_
    @Nicholas_Chen_ 5 лет назад +149

    One of my favourite films, Del Toro’s sketchbook for the creature designs and settings are insane, the art and Celtic-influenced lore shown in this film are absolutely mad. Also Prince Nuada is one of the most underrated villains in cinema ever.

  • @legendary.super.shannon9699
    @legendary.super.shannon9699 5 лет назад +45

    @14:32 You bite gold to tell the softness of the metal. Solid gold (24 kt) is soft enough that If you bite it, you'll leave teeth marks. He's not _"tasting"_ it, he's *testing* the grade/karat of the gold.
    Nowadays there are acids you can use to test precious metals, but back before they were commonly used, biting it to see if you leave teeth Mark's on it or not was the quickest, easiest way to see.
    *Source:* Former pawnbroker w/an expertise in precious metals & stones.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, the sin is that he should have said something he learned from biting it, not just that it's "shiny" which he could have noticed without biting it.

    • @legendary.super.shannon9699
      @legendary.super.shannon9699 5 лет назад +5

      @@welcome2myhappyworld I disagree. I think he bit thhe gold, saw it was real, & then commented on the beauty of the piece by saying how _"shiny!"_ it was. You're saying he should have said _"I just bit this gold to see if it was real, because gold is soft, & teeth Mark's in the gold prove it _*_is real!"?_* that would be really fucking dumb.
      I would much rather movies let me figure out things for _myself,_ rather than overly explain *everything* ad-naseum. Movies that are exposition heavy like that might as well say _"We made this movie for _*_idiots,_*_ because we assume only idiots would watch this garbage! Now give us your moneys, idiot."_ in the trailer.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I thought everyone knew that about gold coins.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 5 лет назад +2

      @@legendary.super.shannon9699 I figured he would say "It's real" as opposed to "It's shiny", especially considering if their were teeth marks, it would actually make it less smooth and shiny, but agree to disagree.

    • @100nitrog2
      @100nitrog2 5 лет назад +3

      I don't think the spear was gold, so I have no idea why he would bite it.

  • @RawBerserker
    @RawBerserker 5 лет назад +68

    LOVE this movie. So sad that GDT wont be able to finish off the trilogy

  • @miss.nobody2713
    @miss.nobody2713 5 лет назад +58

    This is actually my favourite movie i love everything about it and never get bored of watching it I actually watched number 2 before number 1 and I after a couple of years I found out there was a number 1 and I was so confused lol

    • @Devin007V8
      @Devin007V8 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 3 года назад +1

      Strangely, I think I watched this one right when it came out but besides what's in the CS vid I couldn't give you even a hint of plot heh

  • @madisyngolab330
    @madisyngolab330 5 лет назад +12

    Also, if they just melted down the crown piece they had and made it useless, then Prince Nuada wouldn't be able to summon the golden army. And they also knew about the fact that if one got hurt or killed, then the other did too, so they KNOW Prince Nuada isn't going to kill his sister, even in regards to self-preservation, so *DING*

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f Год назад +1

      Does Nuada strike you as a reasonable, self preservating kind of guy?

  • @mrroozdkiekaeus3411
    @mrroozdkiekaeus3411 5 лет назад +45

    Hellboy movies was one of the gems among the heroes, that came from nowhere (not Marvel or Dc).
    This could've ended in trilogy, which is so satisfying. Sadly moviegoers got the remake one, now that is a sin.

    • @maxadrianburton7654
      @maxadrianburton7654 5 лет назад

      Hellboy is DC.

    • @mikegoldab9848
      @mikegoldab9848 5 лет назад +4

      Maxadrian Burton Hellboy is Darkhorse

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 5 лет назад +1

      Blame Del Torro for demanding a ridiculous budget and turning down a reasonable budget.

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 лет назад

      Hellboy is Darkhorse

    • @Kingsc84
      @Kingsc84 5 лет назад

      It’s didn’t come out of no where. Because you didn’t know of it doesn’t mean it popped up out of thin air.

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf 5 лет назад +48

    The "knockoff Pale Man" is actually an angel, and the most accurate depiction of a biblical angel seen in film. It's a Seraphim if anyone is wondering.
    There's also Ophanim (wheels inside wheels, covered with eyes), and cherubim (which have four faces)

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 5 лет назад +8

      Not really. Seraphim look mostly human with six wings (two with which they fly, two cover their face, and two cover their feet). That is the biblical description of them (Isaiah 6:2, if you want to look it up yourself). The only times creatures are described with eyes on wings in the Bible, it is part of saying they have eyes all over their bodies. I can't think of any biblical description of any creature with eyes only on its wings.

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 5 лет назад

      That needs to be in more movies

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 лет назад +2

      Not a seraphim, but probably an archangel. Also he is angel of death

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 Год назад

      Cherubim don’t merely have 4 faces, they have 4 heads, 1 each of an eagle, ox, lion and man. This is very important theological symbolism and imagery and has to be taken into account.
      As for a seraph, the movie depiction misses the mark by quite a way. There is no description of a seraph having eyes on their wings and not their face, and a seraph is characterised by inexhaustible fire and only being in the company of God in the heavenly planes.

  • @jamesfrey6136
    @jamesfrey6136 5 лет назад +448

    wait so let me get this straight you're sinning the movie for not having opening logos???

    • @saltyjade8580
      @saltyjade8580 5 лет назад +47

      and 9 seconds of no sound and black screen

    • @sayftaleb6020
      @sayftaleb6020 5 лет назад +4

      in every single movie, and I like it every time

    • @jamesfrey6136
      @jamesfrey6136 5 лет назад +24

      @@saltyjade8580 he would have sinned it if there was narration, or exposition. damned-if-you-do damned-if-you-don't

    • @whywherewhenhow
      @whywherewhenhow 5 лет назад

      It's almost as if cinemasins has not consistency....

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +4

      Haha he contradicts himself a lot
      He sins a movie for having just the town name instead of town/country like usual
      Or for reincorporation without flashing back to when it was first established, sinning it for assuming he'd remember..
      When he also sins a movie for flashing back and reminding him saying it isn't necessary since he remembers hahaha
      Although it's funny, when I first saw this I also thought the angel monster did look exactly like the pans labyrinth thing, like straight up using the same costume hahaha

  • @rosssapp6990
    @rosssapp6990 5 лет назад +67

    I love this movie and wish we could
    Have gotten a third one instead of a reboot.

  • @joshuahines1415
    @joshuahines1415 5 лет назад +78

    Never making a 3rd film to finish the trilogy. *Ding*

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 4 года назад +2

      well without a third movie it's not a trilogy at all

  • @ashamatronichow2226
    @ashamatronichow2226 4 года назад +22

    CinemaSins: “It’s not reminiscent of Pans Labryth at all”
    Me: “Weren’t both movies made by the same person?

    • @niceguy169
      @niceguy169 4 года назад +2

      The sin is the same person repeating himself. :)

    • @trevorwalden6097
      @trevorwalden6097 3 года назад +1

      That's the point

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 года назад +1

      both are amazing movies

  • @andanlandanislife4469
    @andanlandanislife4469 5 лет назад +173

    0:36 speaking of Coraline, when are you sinning that next?

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 лет назад +11

      Andanlandanislife he doesn’t sin perfect movies

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 5 лет назад +10

      gamerman360 That explains why he’s sinned The Dark Knight, Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Toy Story 1,2,3, Logan, Avengers Infinity War, Inception, Jurassic Park, The Exorcist, Die Hard, Terminator 2, The Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Back to the Future, Harry Potter, The Incredibles, Wall-E, Up, Finding Nemo, Inside Out, Coco, Guardians of the Galaxy 1&2, Shrek 1&2, American Beauty, Gladiator, Mad Max Fury Road, Birdman, The Bourne Trilogy, The Sixth Sense, How to Train Your Dragon, It Follows, Scream, Halloween, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Kung Fu Panda, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jaws, Zootopia, Citizen Kane, Deadpool 1&2, Iron Man, Captain America Civil War, The Lego Movie, John Wick 1&2, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Get Out, A Nightmare on Elm Street, It (2017), Blade Runner, Se7en, Batman Begins, Paddington, Blade Runner 2049, The Babadook, Spider-Man 2, Hereditary, Star Wars, The Dark Knight Rises, Cast Away, Ocean’s Eleven, The Avengers, Creed, Spider-Man Homecoming, Mary Poppins, Dumbo & A Star is Born

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 лет назад +3

      Daniel Attrell all those movies had flaws coraline doesn’t

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 5 лет назад +22

      gamerman360 No Movie is Without Sin

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 лет назад +8

      Daniel Attrell the full quote is “no movie is without sin except for coraline”

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 5 лет назад +67

    *NUCLEAR SKIP*
    That is excellent.

  • @clayisahottie
    @clayisahottie 4 года назад +8

    There is *one* sin they forgot to point out as well: Abe Sapien can apparently randomly decide *when* he needs his Water Gills apparatus when he was outside of his tank. In the first movie, whenever he was out, he had to wear it. In this movie, he's only seen *ONCE* without the water apparatus. Every other time he's walking around like he doesn't need it, unlike the first movie.
    He probably doesn't have to wear it in the comics, and I get that, but it clearly forgets about that fact of Abe in the first movie.

  • @JasonScotchmer
    @JasonScotchmer 11 месяцев назад +2

    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
    1 (17:11): The Princess Bride (20th Century Studios, 1987)
    2 (17:20): Return of the Jedi (20th Century Studios, 1983)
    3 (17:22): The Matrix (Warner Bros., 1999)
    4 (17:26): Kindergarten Cop (Universal Pictures, 1990)
    5 (17:27): Aladdin (Walt Disney Pictures, 1992)
    6 (17:32): The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Nintendo, 2017)

  • @mututhlaw
    @mututhlaw 5 лет назад +15

    Mitch McConnel is related to characters in blade . Now that you mention it , it makes perfect sense.

  • @loslow458
    @loslow458 5 лет назад +68

    “I thought khal drogo killed Dani’s brother” 😂👏🏽

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 5 лет назад +49

    3:13 more respect to the Good Samaritan. This 22 mm four-round revolver includes grips carved from fragments of the True Cross and the metal of the gun is forged from a combination of Irish church bells, cold iron from crucifixes, blessed silver, and other mystic metals. It fires custom-made bullets tipped with explosive shells that contain white oak, holy water, garlic, and silver shavings, perfect to hunt foes such as vampires, werewolves, witches and others. So, do we have a deal? Khajiit does not discriminate, if you have coin khajiit has wares.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder where you got all that information? All we know are just the custom bullet

    • @AntediluvianRomance
      @AntediluvianRomance 5 лет назад

      Oh, so it comes from Hellsing's armories?

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 5 лет назад

      Exactly! Firing that shits expensive!

  • @davidinass
    @davidinass 5 лет назад +194

    Don't care what people say.
    This is a good movie to me

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 4 года назад +4

      I think this movie is much weaker than the first but they're both fantastic.

    • @sophisticatedluna6503
      @sophisticatedluna6503 4 года назад +8

      @@aerthreepwood8021 I thought it was one of the best sequels

    • @rossjohnstone4689
      @rossjohnstone4689 4 года назад +1

      Still a great movie although not quite as good as the first

    • @zacrettig775
      @zacrettig775 4 года назад +2

      The fucking cliffhanger tho

    • @ljevans3156
      @ljevans3156 4 года назад

      I liked all 3 of the live action movies but the Ron pearlmen ones are a ton better of the reboot, but all are good

  • @stevenbrousseau7538
    @stevenbrousseau7538 2 года назад +6

    One of my all time favorite movies. This should’ve won an Oscar or two for best acting and special effects.

  • @walkerb9092
    @walkerb9092 5 лет назад +435

    Do Everything Wrong With The Emperor’s New Groove please

    • @sal3845
      @sal3845 5 лет назад +44

      No. Anything but that sacred piece of cinema. I beg of you

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +7

      Don’t forget Oliver and Company, Thomas and the Magic Railroad, and Winnie the Pooh (2011 film).

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 5 лет назад +5

      @@calebproductions1264 "It's Thomas the fucking Tank Engine!!"

    • @OriUsername
      @OriUsername 5 лет назад +12

      How's that possible it would be 2 seconds of cinemasins saying nothing

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 5 лет назад +11

      I fucking love _The Emperor's New Groove,_ and I would love to see them tackle it!

  • @Neverfate
    @Neverfate 5 лет назад +19

    I absolutely, unabashedly love this movie.

  • @theterra-path7798
    @theterra-path7798 5 лет назад +117

    The Hellboy movies are terribly underrated... They're just as good as any marvel film

    • @AlanGresov
      @AlanGresov 5 лет назад +1

      yea- wait no hahahahahahaha no no they are not.

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 5 лет назад +1

      Lol they are trash

    • @nch2004
      @nch2004 5 лет назад

      bullshit

    • @magnathrax7360
      @magnathrax7360 5 лет назад +16

      They're better.

  • @AliceHope78
    @AliceHope78 5 лет назад +22

    Ahahahahahah.
    AHAHAHHAHAHA.
    "Just... a dude".
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    With three words you made me laugh. A lot.

  • @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679
    @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679 2 года назад +1

    8:30 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"
    EVERY CHILD EVER
    (tears in my eyes)

  • @Jedonai
    @Jedonai 5 лет назад +115

    70 times 70 is a biblical reference. In ancient Hebrew Numerology it signified perfection.

    • @jacobmiller8631
      @jacobmiller8631 5 лет назад

      wasn't it 70x7

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 лет назад

      7 is also a lucky number

    • @WeAreNotDoomed
      @WeAreNotDoomed 5 лет назад +3

      I thought it meant unlimited. Like you forgive someone 70 times 70 times, and you just keep forgiving them.

    • @random_stuff507
      @random_stuff507 5 лет назад +9

      I'll tell you what perfection is. It's 69

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +1

      @@random_stuff507 Only if you're both roughly the same height - if one is significantly taller or shorter, you're gonna have some alignment issues.

  • @albinocadillac
    @albinocadillac 5 лет назад +13

    I mean, I've been asking for Coraline for years but at least he mentioned it in a video.
    Baby steps Jeremy. Baby steps

  • @Akari8000
    @Akari8000 5 лет назад +45

    Now i remember why i didn't watched this movie a third time.
    ...
    Buuut now i remember why i want a movie, dedicated to prince Nuada and his nosebleed sister! ... Or one about "seashell guy"! =D

    • @pnksheild1709
      @pnksheild1709 5 лет назад

      Akari8000 he should have used the stone talus theme

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. 4 года назад

      Watch Twilight, it comes close.

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 5 лет назад +41

    3:59 are you sure there isn't one of them ripping the background guy's tooth out in this exact shot?

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 5 лет назад +3

    Something you missed, the prince is holding his sister hostage. What can he do to her? Everything that happens to her happens to him. So he can't exactly kill her, unless he is willing to commit suicide for this. And if he was willing to go that far he could kill her at any time no mater how far away she is.

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 5 лет назад +7

    I personally love this movie more than the first one.
    I didn't hate the first one. I just felt it was a little too strange and the plot was a little hard to follow. Hellboy II was the _right_ amount of strange and was easy to follow.

  • @Nraw08
    @Nraw08 5 лет назад +100

    The nuclear skip killed me. 😂

    • @radenwolfsburg
      @radenwolfsburg 5 лет назад

      Watched that sin like 5 times. Fucking hilarious!

    • @magicMike757
      @magicMike757 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mavvh1054
      @mavvh1054 5 лет назад

      Radiation will do that.

  • @dannysvetlick6291
    @dannysvetlick6291 5 лет назад +64

    @4:32 CinemaSins calls a magazine a clip
    *DING*

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 лет назад +1

      Danny Svetlick thank you!

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 5 лет назад

      To be fair, most people make that mistake.

  • @bclaw524
    @bclaw524 5 лет назад +5

    The Princess didn't even have to kill herself, just stab her arm/leg so the Prince would drop the dagger/can't rush at Hellboy

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 5 лет назад +18

    You know what would have been funny?
    “Hello sister.” Sister looks up from gameboy, “hey chad” “NO! I told you not to call me that!”

  • @JeeMorpheus
    @JeeMorpheus 5 лет назад +25

    This is not... the greatest CinemaSins in the world video…
    This is just a tribute.

    • @sorsuenthewolf
      @sorsuenthewolf 5 лет назад +1

      Couldn't remember the greatest video in the world, NO! THIS IS TRIBUUUUUUUTE!

    • @cs_calzone
      @cs_calzone 5 лет назад +2

      We are but men, Rock

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 лет назад +9

    This Hellboy movie is making me hellbruh

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +29

    7:46 Hellboy is better at punching old ladies than Captain Marvel.
    -10 sins

  • @n0msg4u
    @n0msg4u 5 лет назад +1

    Congrats on the re-release and new book. I loved The Ables, read it as soon as I could get my hands on it. My family and I listened to it on a long road trip last summer and they loved it too. Can't wait for the sequel!

  • @xSkye629x
    @xSkye629x 5 лет назад +1

    Hellboy and Abe singing to Barry Manilow is still to this day one of my favorite scenes ever put to a screen

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +39

    This film just might have the best practical effects out there 😄👌.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 5 лет назад +3

      I mean some of them... The tumor and the goblin dude looked like bad puppets. Abe Sapien looks awesome though.

    • @cangaroojack
      @cangaroojack 5 лет назад +7

      @@welcome2myhappyworld The angel of death was entire practical too!

  • @altreon3608
    @altreon3608 5 лет назад +122

    when your christian grandma is the one who wanted to watch this movie with you.
    *true story by the way*

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 5 лет назад +2

      Well, fuck. You can't just leave us hanging! Tell us more!

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 5 лет назад +17

      I've experienced the exactly same thing. Was surprisingly astonished for she not pissing on the movie, instead, she found a poetical view about "something born of evil, working for the greater good" which is the lesson throughout the first movie.

    • @altreon3608
      @altreon3608 5 лет назад +6

      @@scaper8 she legit was like "hey let's watch this!" and I'm like "ain't you against demons and magic and stuff like that" but despite that she put it on anyways.
      she liked the movie when we finished despite all that shit lol

    • @altreon3608
      @altreon3608 5 лет назад +3

      @@Scrubermensch yeah i think that's probably why mine liked it too haha

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 5 лет назад +2

      @@altreon3608 she was probably like, "Boy! I was rolling a d20 for XP while you were still sucking on your mama's teet!"

  • @Sofuretu
    @Sofuretu 5 лет назад +7

    "No Liz! He said give him a reason to *live!"*
    Dead.

  • @ericschuller908
    @ericschuller908 3 года назад +1

    5:20 I officially know where Lee stands on Mitch McConnell being an immortal, blood-sucking, soulless monster from the pits of hell. And I completely agree!

  • @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679
    @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679 2 года назад +1

    11:29 - but it's a beer shower. unless you are a grown man and there is pain, you cannot embrace a "beer shower"

  • @boblemmon
    @boblemmon 5 лет назад +5

    this movie rules. the Forest God was really beautiful in the theater, and the Army robots are cute as hell

  • @deensaid7762
    @deensaid7762 5 лет назад +22

    Sins about olden times. Well, not about olden times.
    Soooooo..... Robin Hood 2018 next Thursday?

  • @deltayork3173
    @deltayork3173 3 года назад +3

    My thought about the whole siblings connection was that why wouldn’t one of those agents in the doorway of the library just shoot the princess in like the leg or the arm to disable the prince

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 5 лет назад +4

    08:32 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor."
    "That's just what a baby would want me to think..."

    • @chrisallie2224
      @chrisallie2224 4 года назад

      ITS NOT A TUMOR

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. 4 года назад +1

      That actually made me laugh hard since I already wondered why tf Hellboy would beat someone to a bulk that clearly holds a baby

  • @wythore
    @wythore 5 лет назад +25

    Hold up! Is that fish dude the same as the one from the Shape of Water? You're telling me Shape of Water is the same universe of Hellboy???

    • @nyasiapittman4903
      @nyasiapittman4903 5 лет назад +5

      Vitor Oliveira it’s not just similar the guy who made it said they’re greatly different even tho they look the damn same 😂😂

    • @aliahpersonous2893
      @aliahpersonous2893 4 года назад +4

      Doug Jones plays Abe and that SoW fishman, but they’re two separate universes (As said by Guillermo Del Toro)

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 года назад

      @@aliahpersonous2893 he plays the fucking fish to?!

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR 5 лет назад +39

    Oh come now, Cinema Sins, there's ALWAYS time for Barry Manilow!

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 5 лет назад +1

      always especially with CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU

  • @knightmare6
    @knightmare6 5 лет назад +13

    Depending on the day, you can definitely find that much traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge at 3:30 AM, LOL

  • @goatqueen9188
    @goatqueen9188 5 лет назад +3

    Ok wait!! I was genuinely more excited we got to see your face at the end doing your whole AblesBook.com thing.. MR CINEMASINS FACE EVERYONE!! His cute little face, omg my life is complete x

  • @karma4859
    @karma4859 Год назад +1

    “I thought Khal Drogo killed Dany’s brother.” Pffff. Okay that one got me a lil.

  • @EdwardLaser
    @EdwardLaser 5 лет назад +2

    16:43 I spilled my coffee because of that

  • @BawonoSA173
    @BawonoSA173 5 лет назад +28

    Sin #28: _Devil May Cry_ or _Constantine_ ring any bells?
    Sin #113: yeah, he fights better with melee

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 5 лет назад +4

      To be fair to Devil May Cry the guns play a very small part. The demonic swords and other melee weapons are much more prominent and fitting given their nature.

    • @jameszippay9512
      @jameszippay9512 5 лет назад +3

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Plus the guns are, if you ask me, cooler. Hellboy has his stupid powerful revolver (I don't know if it has anything else that's unique to it, since I don't know Hellboy lorel, but Dante has a pair of personalized M1911s which fire demon bullets, and Nero has a double-barreled revolver. The swords are even better.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 лет назад +1

      @@jameszippay9512 okay, but most of his other guns (minus Pandora's box, Artemis, and Nightmare-β) runs on regular ammo. And Red Queen is pretty much a (semi) conventional weapon, as in no magic or demonization to power it
      Oh, and what about Keanu Reeves' _Constantine_ though? That golden cross shotgun looks so cool

    • @jameszippay9512
      @jameszippay9512 5 лет назад

      @@BawonoSA173 It's all regular ammo, but he infuses it with demon magic. And yes, Red Queen is a human-made weapon, but it's stated that you pretty much can't use it if you aren't at least part demon.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 лет назад

      @@jameszippay9512 then how about Lady's guns? Is there a backstory on how hers can damage demons in the anime that I haven't found out about (I haven't watched much)?

  • @ShinobiPXO
    @ShinobiPXO 5 лет назад +3

    10:18 This is one of those rare moments where you really can't find a convincible way of disagreeing with CinemaSins.
    This whole scene of the crowd turning on Hellboy is stupid as all hell. In the first Hellboy movie, we see him fight that dog monster in the subway, saving the civilians and not one of them turned on Hellboy afterwards because he very obviously saved them. That one girl even walked up to him and *thanked* him for saving her cats. So why did the hell are these assholes just crucifying Hellboy when he very obviously was trying to stop that monster? That's like if everyone suddenly turned on the Avengers *after* they defeated the Chitauri.

  • @darkstardarin
    @darkstardarin 5 лет назад +8

    FINALLY! Been waitin' for this.

  • @anthonyprovenzano3136
    @anthonyprovenzano3136 5 лет назад +2

    Who ever played “the prince”/main antagonist should definitely play Sorin the planeswalker in a live action series

  • @verax0436
    @verax0436 5 лет назад +1

    hey, that getting drunk while singing along to barry manilow music is one of the best scenes ever! it should've taken a sin off.

  • @supaordie
    @supaordie 5 лет назад +15

    Did you really put the Breath of the Wild Guardian fight music in the outtakes?? LMFAO

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 5 лет назад +2

      Should have been Talus music. Guardian music makes more sense for the Golden Army.

  • @jackscuffalong326
    @jackscuffalong326 5 лет назад +29

    I saw that movie.
    I also laughed.
    Holmes and Watson next? 😂

    • @Jatt2613
      @Jatt2613 5 лет назад +6

      Yes, please Holmes and Watson so I don't have to watch it but can still see how terrible it is.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад

      Isn't that the one with Sir Ian McKellen?

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 5 лет назад

      Oahkery it’s not as bad as people make it out to be. It’s bad, with some somewhat redeeming funny scenes. Not terrible, with nothing redeeming about it.
      Plus, the Surprise Benedict Cucumberpatch cameo is awesome and catches you off guard 28 minutes into the film. The Downy Jr. one is less noticeable, until you remember the crazy prosthetics he wore in his movie.
      Oh yeah, spoilers before this. Lol

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад

      @@GoatPopsicle You don't say

  • @lukeyoung8202
    @lukeyoung8202 5 лет назад +3

    4:45, down right umbrella was blue.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 лет назад +2

    My favorite part of this whole movie has to either be the Wink vs Hellboy fight, or the part when the German ghost used lockers to beat up Hellboy

  • @moberlysquad67
    @moberlysquad67 5 лет назад +1

    At 17:32 you add the musical jingle that happens when Link approaches a Guardian in Breath of the Wild. I remove 1 sin for adding such a cool reference. However, it would've been more approapriate to add the jingle when you approach a Stone Talus. I add 2 sins for adding the wrong reference

  • @blainewilson1243
    @blainewilson1243 5 лет назад +5

    SIN - calling a magazine a clip

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 5 лет назад +5

    6:31 or E) What Robert Baratheon called himself before he plotted his rebellion.

  • @arknagel
    @arknagel 5 лет назад +4

    You got me at NUCLEAR SKIP. Bravo... Bra-vo!

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 лет назад +2

    How did I not know this came out? I liked the first one you did, so this was a pleasant surprise.

  • @Skillfulstone
    @Skillfulstone 3 года назад +1

    Seriously? No sin removal for that hilarious Johann vs Hellboy scene/argument in the locker room? XD

  • @ephidel285
    @ephidel285 5 лет назад +38

    That Guardian music from BotW was giving me flashbacks.

    • @danpmss
      @danpmss 5 лет назад +10

      More like PTSD

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 5 лет назад

      Should have used Talus music.

    • @jacobmiller8631
      @jacobmiller8631 5 лет назад

      @@crescendyr8438 yeah

    • @pine.13
      @pine.13 5 лет назад

      ♦️♦️♦️♦️Check out this 16 year old , he talks about mental illness (Depression )writes his own music (rap) ....Phughz...Phughz....Phughz

    • @airbendingninja23
      @airbendingninja23 5 лет назад

      THANK YOU!. I was waiting for someone to acknowledge it. I actually had a mini heart attack amd almost ran to my bathroom for safety

  • @pablomolero7646
    @pablomolero7646 5 лет назад +80

    This movie is fucking awesome. And if you skip the singing scene you have no hart.
    Needed to say it, love eww videos thou. Keep up the good work.

    • @BandyPandi
      @BandyPandi 5 лет назад +2

      What good work exactly

    • @ryantheanimator1156
      @ryantheanimator1156 5 лет назад +5

      Red and Abe singing together was the greatest comic book movie moment of all time! XD

    • @pablomolero7646
      @pablomolero7646 5 лет назад +1

      Kratos imo It's up there, for sure

    • @lolegaia
      @lolegaia 5 лет назад +2

      it awesome till you realize that they made satan look kind and impregnate a human and let the women choose the end of the world as the final choice,

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 5 лет назад +3

      @@lolegaia Hellboy isn't Satan. He is the son of the devil.

  • @MarcusDarkstar
    @MarcusDarkstar 4 года назад +12

    "Also some of these aren't even TV's. Thats a F*cking space helmet that just have a TV inside it."
    +1 CinemaSins Sin. But that is a TV! It is a 1980's Philips Discoverer Space Helmet TV
    . It is made to look like an Space Helmet but it is a fully functional TV you could have gotten in the 80's. I know what it was since I saw one in the show Pickers on the History channel.
    But ya they didn't make that just for that scene.

  • @pilotorpheus8627
    @pilotorpheus8627 5 лет назад +1

    I’m surprised you didn’t mention when hellboy shot two tooth fairy’s towards the crowd and the bullet magically disappeared.

  • @Wuoffan1
    @Wuoffan1 5 лет назад +2

    16:31 I love the term "bitch dagger" for that trope