Are we living inside a simulation? The answer is complicated. As far as modern astrophysics can discern, the first Jerma livestream was uploaded to the cosmic hologram about 10^-32 seconds after the beginning of the universe. We don’t have access to the stream itself, nor to those he would record over the next 200M years, so in order to get a sense of their content, we depend exclusively on recovered chat logs, which became more comprehensible as matter increased its complexity of organisation. The earliest stream that we do have access to is titled “Restart Andy - Jerma Streams Universe Simulator (Long Edit #4)”. Given the stream’s title, it might surprise you to learn that this stream is actually still running-at least for its inhabitants. About halfway (approximately 13 billion years) into the stream, Jerma suffers the following OneGuy moment: Jerma: “‘these stars look like buttholes’… WHAT no they don’t, they’re gigantic spheres of hydrogen and helium they don’t look anything like-” Chat: “literally no-one said that” Chat: “GAS” Chat: “fecal funny” Chat: “your universe is literal ass” Jerma: “Ahh God dammit they do. They actually do. I know you’re just saying that to be a dick but from outside the manifold yeah they kinda do.” Chat: “Do-over” Chat: “show butthole” Chat: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!” Jerma: “Okay we’ll start from scratch. God. You guys are unbelievable.” Chat: “OneGuy” Chat: “where’s facecam?” RUclipsr Skye4 uploaded the edit to their channel on June 2nd, 2024. Following controversies over the video’s provenance, as well as several disturbing implications concerning the nature of known reality, the video was retroactively (and retrocausally) delisted.
A blessing in disguise of how "late" these long edits come out is that I get to notice what I'm missing from the other compilations of the same stream if I had not watched this one. Thank you very much!
Skye4 you're doing a lot to make Jerma accessible out there. I wouldn't know him without you, I wouldn't watch him. As long as you enjoy it, please never stop. Thank you.
1:22:02 the only minor improvement I feel you could have made to this long edit would have been to splice in Vinny or Sters perspective at this moment as they think they hear a monkey and you can hear Jerma OO OO OOing away in the distance haha. Otherwise love this, and this whole stream was peak content, I've genuinely watched it too many times haha
Does anyone else genuinely dislike when Jerma streams with other people? It's almost like everyone else playing with Jerma knows they're not even close to being as funny or entertaining as him, so they overcompensate really badly and just make cringe jokes and say really embarrassing things to try to seem relevant. I've noticed this every time I watch Jerma play with other people.
Are we living inside a simulation?
The answer is complicated.
As far as modern astrophysics can discern, the first Jerma livestream was uploaded to the cosmic hologram about 10^-32 seconds after the beginning of the universe. We don’t have access to the stream itself, nor to those he would record over the next 200M years, so in order to get a sense of their content, we depend exclusively on recovered chat logs, which became more comprehensible as matter increased its complexity of organisation.
The earliest stream that we do have access to is titled “Restart Andy - Jerma Streams Universe Simulator (Long Edit #4)”. Given the stream’s title, it might surprise you to learn that this stream is actually still running-at least for its inhabitants.
About halfway (approximately 13 billion years) into the stream, Jerma suffers the following OneGuy moment:
Jerma: “‘these stars look like buttholes’… WHAT no they don’t, they’re gigantic spheres of hydrogen and helium they don’t look anything like-”
Chat: “literally no-one said that”
Chat: “GAS”
Chat: “fecal funny”
Chat: “your universe is literal ass”
Jerma: “Ahh God dammit they do. They actually do. I know you’re just saying that to be a dick but from outside the manifold yeah they kinda do.”
Chat: “Do-over”
Chat: “show butthole”
Chat: “Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!”
Jerma: “Okay we’ll start from scratch. God. You guys are unbelievable.”
Chat: “OneGuy”
Chat: “where’s facecam?”
RUclipsr Skye4 uploaded the edit to their channel on June 2nd, 2024. Following controversies over the video’s provenance, as well as several disturbing implications concerning the nature of known reality, the video was retroactively (and retrocausally) delisted.
new copypasta just dropped
i did a grinding snort like vinny does occasionally, good one.
This feels like the plot of 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim.
This is the best comment I've ever gotten.
@@skye4Merry Christmas
Props for including other perspectives, very nice addition.
I don't think I'll ever laugh again as hard as I did when I first saw The Pac-Man Incident.
I wish I could hear Poke’s scream getting cut off for the first time again
1:57:25
best bit
I know right I was literally crying for a minute
This stream should be played in theaters worldwide
1:56:00 The Pac-Man incident.
the pacman clip is great but having star_ come back and yell at jerma for playing on his phone while on the clock is so much funnier to me
A blessing in disguise of how "late" these long edits come out is that I get to notice what I'm missing from the other compilations of the same stream if I had not watched this one. Thank you very much!
2:13:40 imagine ur coworker crying outside the workplace saying “its scawy😢” understandable lol
Skye4 you're doing a lot to make Jerma accessible out there. I wouldn't know him without you, I wouldn't watch him. As long as you enjoy it, please never stop. Thank you.
"Is that a traffic light? Cool"
He loves traffic laws
It's because he knows most traffic collisions happen at intersections.
I really like the other perspectives being added in
Skye is our hero. The greatest of all Jerma editors! Providing content when we need it the most.
devastating that there's not jermawards this year so the pacman incident cant clean sweep
Jerma immediately launching into a winnie the pooh impression when he sees bees is killing me
Another skye banger long edit, thank you so much
I think you can hear Ashley occasionally laughing through ster's mic and its so cute
2:06:01 "he's gonna give him curls" is severely underrated
2:19:18 actual Wilhelm scream lol
1:22:02 the only minor improvement I feel you could have made to this long edit would have been to splice in Vinny or Sters perspective at this moment as they think they hear a monkey and you can hear Jerma OO OO OOing away in the distance haha. Otherwise love this, and this whole stream was peak content, I've genuinely watched it too many times haha
Lethal Larry
Mods crush his gem
Was so sad that nobody got Vinny's reference at 27:56
How the heck would anyone understand a Primus reference?
@@chunky_head0020because they've been around for like 30+ years maybe?
@@umphreak9999yeah but jerma is like 40
it wasn't a joke, he was actually playing packman 1:57:25
this video was uploaded 30 minutes ago how did you get that far in the vid
@@Aidan74 probably a vod watcher
@@Aidan74 he did a glitched 1:57:25 speedrun. this guys legit
@@stwabewwwy oh right
@@Aidan74sorcerers, bro
Loved the editing especially the end recap good job :)
SKYEFOUR my beloved, I was not expecting a long edit of lethal company already. THANK YOU
40:30 poke staring off the edge in what looks like shock or amazement, then jerma scuttling over to peer at the dollar store family guy death pose
It makes me a little sad that we didn't get the 4 horsemen of twitch together until the end of jerma streaming full time.
For future me, chaos is at 1:50:15, pacman is at 1:57:20, AAAGHHHH is at 2:19:18, my one guy moment (:D) is at 3:05:39
I felt like I was going to throw up I laughed so hard at the pacman incident
Yay i love the longer edits of this stream
sterr taking this game too seriously makes it wayyy funnier😂
New Skye4 upload just in time for my dinner, Christmas has come early
Skye4 deserves everything good in life, i watch their ads
Another GOAT stream by the GOAT editor!
Favorite bedtime content rn
1:56:59 if you’re looking for the incident itself
thank you for the edit
I think I have a crush on Skye4 😳
Skye4 is actually 3 people logged into the same RUclips account from several different countries
@@nooneinparticular681really…?
Switching perspectives? ur great skye
You are a great editor. Thank you for this.
Maybe the real Pac Man was the dog that ate everyone
skye makes my favorite edits *over*
the pacman bit is an all time clip
1:57:20 pac moment
loved this
I GET SO EXCITED WHEN YOU POST! you have the best stream edits by far
i love the opening to these videos
It's actually impressive how bad Jerma is at any game other than Dark Souls
1:57:25 this is my favorite jerma clip of all time i cant breathe
fantastic edit of an amazing stream, love the different POVs as well
If you're on PC, press 6 to skip to Pac-Man.
Crazy he's retiring
Ok thank you
THANK YOU SKYE
Hey Skye do you :3 often?
now i HAVE commented on your yt
-lithosphere from Uncletopia
1:50:12
woop woop 🥳
What is the clip at the beginning from? I've been looking all over
A Kanye Place from SNL
ruclips.net/video/q2sI-T69sjs/видео.html
jerma death montage !!!
2:09:59
Hey Skye, can you do The Sims 4 long edit, the Blorg and Yodle family in particular? Thanks.
I'll think about it.
@@skye4 Skye The Philosopher
Added to the queue. No promise as for when they'll be done, but I will edit them.
@@skye4real ones want cleanup pt2🙏
1:07:14
jerma was so -2 this stream but the stream itself was +2
Why does Ster know what yaoi is? It’s not like a difficult thing to stumble upon but how did he stumble upon it?…
he reads yaoi silly !
behold!!!
TAMPON JERMA 49:15!!
so when is the pacman bit?
i love you skye4
Thanks Skye we all love you
+2
Great work. i hope you get a kiss from your crush, you deserve it
i cannot wait for him to retire
❤️🔥🎵🌈 10:17
Does anyone else genuinely dislike when Jerma streams with other people? It's almost like everyone else playing with Jerma knows they're not even close to being as funny or entertaining as him, so they overcompensate really badly and just make cringe jokes and say really embarrassing things to try to seem relevant. I've noticed this every time I watch Jerma play with other people.
If you dont like him playing with other people just dont watch
woah that's a pretty bad opinion ya got there buddy !
there are situations where this is true
...........no?
No I think they’re just having fun with their friend Jerma. All of these people are very funny on their own as well?
Top-tier edit
"This is going to be very quick"
[3:15:00 left]
Very poor choice of opening words
1:59:14