YOU LIVE IN THE PAST

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @doosey
    @doosey 5 лет назад +7703

    **Dies** brain: wait let me process this.

  • @stixheaven6789
    @stixheaven6789 4 года назад +10578

    "you live in the past" ...my recommended page sure does

  • @alan833gaming8
    @alan833gaming8 7 лет назад +3589

    *dies from getting shot*
    WTF I was lagging rematch no fair

    • @mariaaragon3111
      @mariaaragon3111 6 лет назад +5

      Alan833Gaming 123 likes Only one comments ?

    • @J.Kunda98
      @J.Kunda98 5 лет назад +50

      Nah, the shooter was lagging too.

    • @zonelet372
      @zonelet372 5 лет назад +2

      spitfire memes It’s good to be d

    • @punisher6387
      @punisher6387 5 лет назад +4

      nO fAiR

    • @elp4196
      @elp4196 5 лет назад

      5 comments

  • @MichaelFernandez18
    @MichaelFernandez18 4 года назад +2171

    “Taller people live farther back in the past”
    Ants: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @ranmindyt2902
      @ranmindyt2902 4 года назад +87

      *Casually bites water*

    • @Stegolution
      @Stegolution 3 года назад +14

      I'm pretty sure ants actually live really slowly.. like time is slow for them? i dont know if thats true but i heard it somewhere

    • @-sammot-
      @-sammot- 3 года назад +11

      How you perceive time, and the rate at which the brain reicieves and processes information are different things.
      For example when your older you will perceive time going faster but the speed at which you can process information is the same.

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 3 года назад +5

      Also, fruit flies have a reaction time of 0.005 seconds.

    • @Maxzes_
      @Maxzes_ 2 года назад +1

      @@-sammot- so thats why we feel nostalgic? We feel the past’s best times is slower, and this we enjoy it more?

  • @Kiouk
    @Kiouk 5 лет назад +4104

    You know he’s going to get complex when the music turns on

  • @NamesAreHard2ThinkOf
    @NamesAreHard2ThinkOf 8 лет назад +9755

    Can't even escape lag in real life

  • @youhavebeengalaxyd9674
    @youhavebeengalaxyd9674 8 лет назад +914

    when my mother told me it is a good thing to be short, i never realized it was *this* important

    • @denisdelinger4824
      @denisdelinger4824 8 лет назад +1

      +Aηακιη “Ɗαятн” Μεmεωαlκεя nope

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 7 лет назад +4

      tall people can see farther

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 6 лет назад +9

      yeah its VERY significant. I mean, isnt it SO great that you are now capable of feeling a toe stub 1ms faster than someone a ft taller than you? congrats!
      you're better off using the advantage of being short for sex rather than this, at least it'd be more significant lol

    • @mmmmmmok5292
      @mmmmmmok5292 6 лет назад +2

      Now you are a time traveller!
      "Now"

    • @gxbrxxl9626
      @gxbrxxl9626 5 лет назад +1

      666 likes please nobody ruin this.

  • @ruota4796
    @ruota4796 4 года назад +595

    “You live in the past” - Me speaking to Internet Explorer

  • @salomoncarranza8676
    @salomoncarranza8676 5 лет назад +3125

    teacher:1+1=2
    vsauce:or is it?

  • @User-je7gf
    @User-je7gf 5 лет назад +3241

    Green screen: Am i a joke to you?

  • @markomilovanovic9177
    @markomilovanovic9177 8 лет назад +2657

    so basically its lag,maybe we need to lower the graphics

    • @mimos9165
      @mimos9165 7 лет назад +120

      The internet is too slow, and we can't upgrade it.

    • @StephenWebb1980
      @StephenWebb1980 7 лет назад +29

      Best comment ever.

    • @Jaemedoll1983
      @Jaemedoll1983 6 лет назад +20

      мать россии
      Okay
      I do have a blur function in my eyes, so that'll help.

    • @sirgiraffeneck180
      @sirgiraffeneck180 6 лет назад +6

      yeah everything looks so real

    • @akay4086
      @akay4086 6 лет назад +19

      All we need is to change our neural system with optic fibres and increase our brain's processing speed.

  • @Ocer.
    @Ocer. 4 года назад +1017

    "You live in the past"
    Me watching this 8 years later: No you

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 4 года назад +38

      *Comment is a month old*
      No u

    • @Andrew-zb8fn
      @Andrew-zb8fn 3 года назад +22

      @@Pelipear 23 hours old
      No u

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +10

      @@Andrew-zb8fn Wow, time sure does fly

    • @ducksonplays4190
      @ducksonplays4190 3 года назад +5

      @@Pelipear No you

    • @ducksonplays4190
      @ducksonplays4190 3 года назад +2

      @whatanerd >:C no you

  • @ratking6407
    @ratking6407 4 года назад +2627

    Vsauce: taller people live further back in the past
    Me, short: I am ahead of time

    • @AntiroNL
      @AntiroNL 4 года назад +108

      Ants: I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you

    • @nonowords7857
      @nonowords7857 4 года назад +59

      Earthworms : Amatures

    • @chaol7770
      @chaol7770 4 года назад +62

      @@nonowords7857 bacterias:

    • @nonowords7857
      @nonowords7857 4 года назад +35

      People who work in mines : im god

    • @krunal_466
      @krunal_466 4 года назад +15

      me being 181cm

  • @Arbitraryy
    @Arbitraryy 5 лет назад +812

    Michael: why do they call movies targeted at females "Chick Flicks"?
    Me: Oh yeah, I always wondered abou--
    Michael: *FLASH LAG EFFECT*

    • @mtnmoo
      @mtnmoo 5 лет назад +14

      Vengeance Incarnate i read this comment at the EXTACT time micheal said it. vsauce coincidence

    • @777-x8v
      @777-x8v 5 лет назад +1

      @@mtnmoo I didtoo

    • @Aaron-zs5on
      @Aaron-zs5on 5 лет назад +7

      bvck97 coincidence? Or is it?

    • @crimson0004
      @crimson0004 4 года назад

      @@Aaron-zs5on it is

    • @pauladwyer59
      @pauladwyer59 4 года назад +1

      I READ THAT WHEN IT SAID THAT

  • @devourerofnuggets
    @devourerofnuggets 11 лет назад +2898

    Damn, i might be dead already and i wouldn't even know.

    • @sampark2575
      @sampark2575 11 лет назад +25

      truth!

    • @zionj104
      @zionj104 7 лет назад +37

      Why? WHY?! *WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET DARK*

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 7 лет назад +80

      So do we actually die before we know that we are dead?

    • @someannoyingmeme3466
      @someannoyingmeme3466 7 лет назад +20

      oamoe shinderü

    • @KodiakDunne
      @KodiakDunne 7 лет назад +10

      Some annoying meme NANI!?!!?

  • @brianreeves
    @brianreeves 4 года назад +84

    3:00 I love when the background music is those super high guys going "ahhhhh ahh aahhhhh"

  • @nadzianyx
    @nadzianyx 8 лет назад +616

    But what if you tap your nose with your toe.

    • @extrememercilesspotatochip9431
      @extrememercilesspotatochip9431 8 лет назад +112

      dont go there my brain cant handle it

    • @checkmate4004
      @checkmate4004 8 лет назад +14

      It'll be the same, it still has to travel the same distance inside the body

    • @nadzianyx
      @nadzianyx 8 лет назад +46

      How can you be sure if you don't try it? Go on, just get that toe on up there, give your nose a lil tip tap. C'mon.

    • @seegenji246
      @seegenji246 8 лет назад +30

      I did it

    • @fatihaksu837
      @fatihaksu837 8 лет назад +1

      i tried but couldn't do it.

  • @princessbloomofdomino950
    @princessbloomofdomino950 8 лет назад +1906

    So if I come to class 80ms too late the teacher won't notice?

    • @skyleraloe4072
      @skyleraloe4072 8 лет назад +197

      early is on time and on time is late.

    • @princessbloomofdomino950
      @princessbloomofdomino950 8 лет назад +63

      Let's say the time that I walk into the classroom is X. X is in milliseconds. If I were to come at X+79, the teacher wouldn't notice because his mind still tells him the time is X, and it only will get updated at X+80, right?

    • @Voitcus
      @Voitcus 8 лет назад +14

      Princess Bloom of Domino No, because in reality you already have come 80 ms ago.

    • @princessbloomofdomino950
      @princessbloomofdomino950 8 лет назад +5

      +Voitcus2 Sorry, could you explain it a little more?

    • @BugsBunns
      @BugsBunns 8 лет назад +26

      It depend if he/she is a bitch or nah ;)

  • @UnrealKeyboards
    @UnrealKeyboards 9 лет назад +1748

    will chopping my legs off give me better flick shots in cs:go?

    • @MichaelR6s
      @MichaelR6s 9 лет назад +7

      +Buddy OG LOLWUT

    • @ZectonplaysMC
      @ZectonplaysMC 9 лет назад +4

      Nah go back to cod

    • @Redrinth
      @Redrinth 9 лет назад +1

      +Buddy OG lmao

    • @jamesl.456
      @jamesl.456 9 лет назад +30

      +SuperZecton cod doesn't incorporate flick shotting.
      bc flick shotting is impossible with peasant sticks

    • @jamesl.456
      @jamesl.456 9 лет назад +31

      Christian Garcia cs go is not a console game. a mouse can flick, a joystick cannot.
      understand, peasant?

  • @ImBoredToo
    @ImBoredToo 2 года назад +39

    I bet this is what causes those moments in video games where you swear you pressed the button in time but the game didn't register it. You actually press it too late because we lag IRL

  • @ruairimurnion2091
    @ruairimurnion2091 7 лет назад +342

    I'm gonna start blaming my poor life decisions on lag now

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 лет назад +12

      Me:* ends up in jail *
      Me: god i hate lag

    • @jakepauls8927
      @jakepauls8927 5 лет назад +1

      @@voifont shut up and let me live my lie

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 5 лет назад +1

      I'm gonna start blaming my poor life decisions on lag 80 milliseconds ago.

    • @Leg8
      @Leg8 5 лет назад

      @@jakepauls8927 stfu you lagger

    • @Leg8
      @Leg8 5 лет назад

      @@jakepauls8927 you're lagging af dude, and your ping is about 1,000+

  • @jayy7305
    @jayy7305 4 года назад +562

    Video - *8 years ago*
    Me - *Guess Who's Living in the Past Now?*

  • @carterjohnson7117
    @carterjohnson7117 6 лет назад +236

    Ex: we were so great together tho
    Me: *shows this video title

  • @zxomb
    @zxomb 4 года назад +524

    “The taller you are the further back in the past you live”
    So I’m in the future

  • @lophiile
    @lophiile 4 года назад +88

    That light / button experience has actually happened to me in real life. I was playing my midi keyboard into my computer for days with a high buffer size, so there was a small delay between me pressing the keys and sound coming out of my computer. I got so used to it that when I lowered my buffer size and the delay got shorter, it literally felt like the sound was coming out before I even touched the keys. Insanely trippy feeling

  • @jaysenmckanna813
    @jaysenmckanna813 7 лет назад +112

    so that's why Netflix has such a weird name

  • @boxedbygen
    @boxedbygen 4 года назад +715

    I like how he gets right to the point instead of the usual “don’t forget to subscribe and hit that bell”

    • @beachsunsets8254
      @beachsunsets8254 4 года назад +115

      The bell didn’t even exist back then. Also because this is still considered classic RUclips, it’s no surprise that he gets right to the point.

    • @WhirlwindQuest
      @WhirlwindQuest 4 года назад +21

      The dumbest part of the usual is that I don’t forget shit, I choose to subscribe

    • @stresseddictator1849
      @stresseddictator1849 3 года назад +3

      His vsauce ffs

    • @lenerxs
      @lenerxs 3 года назад +1

      He still does even with his later videos

  • @VTheSlumpGod
    @VTheSlumpGod Год назад +23

    Recommended 11 years later is crazy. And it still holds up. These videos really *are* timeless

  • @crispy_pizzarolls4829
    @crispy_pizzarolls4829 5 лет назад +467

    Michael: You live in the past
    Also Michael: Did the past really happen?
    Me: *Confused Screaming*

    • @iceblade621
      @iceblade621 4 года назад +11

      Me: visible confusion

    • @iceblade621
      @iceblade621 4 года назад +3

      @C-moon and Pucci visible screaming

    • @EthanHasnt
      @EthanHasnt 4 года назад +3

      Just like "wait did i lock the door? oh wait i did. wait did i? oh yeah i did. wait did i?"

    • @Local_Homeless_Chicken
      @Local_Homeless_Chicken Год назад +1

      Michael:What is past?

    • @ratio9917
      @ratio9917 Год назад +1

      We dont exist

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 4 года назад +208

    You are right, I’m still getting recommendations from 8 years ago to this day

  • @benirw1n
    @benirw1n 8 лет назад +109

    Wait... so does this mean that I always have a ping of at least 80 no matter how fast my internet is? :'(((

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 6 лет назад +7

      hey, dont feel bad. just use it as an excuse for your poor K:D :)

  • @syedjafferimam5789
    @syedjafferimam5789 3 года назад +26

    2:03 "as it turns out, No" My heart breaks here

  • @clansapngad9312
    @clansapngad9312 8 лет назад +357

    So if you were tall as the highest building, it would take 30 seconds to feel pain from your feet...

    • @macomputersuck
      @macomputersuck 8 лет назад +98

      The tallest building is the Burj Kalifa. It is about 0.5 miles tall. Neural impulses can travel at up to 250 miles per hour or about 4 miles per minute. So it would take about 7.5 seconds for you to feel pain from your feet.

    • @Ellsfarm
      @Ellsfarm 8 лет назад +39

      Clan Sapngad if you was as tall as the highest building you would have a painful and cruel existence read up on the square cube law and you'll understand

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 7 лет назад +1

      Geckoel he could live in the ocean...

    • @13lack_Rose
      @13lack_Rose 6 лет назад +8

      Wait, what if we're all actually giant, but we just built our world to our size?

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 6 лет назад +5

      well, we're actually pretty huge, approaching the largest feasible sizes for organisms on earth, only lagging by one or two orders of magnitude.
      for that tiny ant on my desk right now (it's one of the really tiny ones), i'd be over 2 ant-kilometers tall

  • @sofripp7947
    @sofripp7947 9 лет назад +1420

    Fuck sake. We have lag in the real world now?

    • @GlitchyPlays
      @GlitchyPlays 9 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @JotaceLIVE
      @JotaceLIVE 9 лет назад +38

      So Fripp Thats what happens when we don´t buy Google Fiber

    • @marcoantonetti5682
      @marcoantonetti5682 9 лет назад +26

      So Fripp so lag in videogames is in reality a lagception

    • @sofripp7947
      @sofripp7947 9 лет назад +4

      MY BRAIN 0_o

    • @theKbott
      @theKbott 9 лет назад +6

      So Fripp Not now. Before.

  • @DavieMarshall
    @DavieMarshall 11 лет назад +74

    Only vSauce could have me sitting here at my desk tapping my nose and lower leg and be happy about it.

  • @northlandgaming8460
    @northlandgaming8460 4 года назад +29

    “That was also a flash of light” thank god he told me cause I’m still seeing dots while watching at 3 am with my phone on half brightness 4 inches from my face

  • @Nicolas-qg7zo
    @Nicolas-qg7zo 4 года назад +378

    Vsauce: you live in the past
    Me: *still thinking about her* s-shut up

  • @keira9765
    @keira9765 8 лет назад +89

    My friend felt bad about being short so I showed her this

    • @blazes6526
      @blazes6526 7 лет назад +2

      What happened then?

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 6 лет назад

      and now she feels worse

    • @KiluaRotmg
      @KiluaRotmg 6 лет назад

      Blaze S he felt the stab slower than she could

    • @mmmmmmok5292
      @mmmmmmok5292 6 лет назад +2

      She is a time traveller now
      "now"

  • @chipzg832
    @chipzg832 5 лет назад +444

    Video: You live in the past
    Me: *watching this in 2019*

    • @shizasoomro8319
      @shizasoomro8319 5 лет назад +1

      same

    • @Alex-yy5wo
      @Alex-yy5wo 5 лет назад +3

      Chipz g: make comment 5 months ago
      Me: make a comment to your comment

    • @bencemasa
      @bencemasa 5 лет назад +2

      Satoru Taiyo: make comment 1 month ago
      Me: comment

    • @Ma-ol6pp
      @Ma-ol6pp 5 лет назад +1

      It's a trap! :make comment 1 week ago
      me: comment

    • @thiagolopes4405
      @thiagolopes4405 5 лет назад

      And 2020 we will be here again

  • @hunterpeters9442
    @hunterpeters9442 4 года назад +50

    Dis dude be answering the questions that pop in ur head late at night

  • @jmguitarnavy
    @jmguitarnavy 7 лет назад +34

    3:06 Finally someone who converts miles to km. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  • @ChrisKogos
    @ChrisKogos 5 лет назад +236

    no u

  • @askaxrose
    @askaxrose 5 лет назад +139

    YOU LIVE IN THE PAST
    7 years ago

    • @HomieBox
      @HomieBox 5 лет назад +2

      YOU LIVE IN THE PAST
      7 months ago

    • @AFTR2025
      @AFTR2025 5 лет назад +2

      @@HomieBox YOU LIVE IN THE PAST 1 NANOSECOND AGO

    • @corol2998
      @corol2998 5 лет назад +2

      You live in the past 2weeks ago

    • @DaanLam
      @DaanLam 5 лет назад +1

      You live in the past 5 days ago

    • @corol2998
      @corol2998 5 лет назад +2

      You live in the past 5 minutes ago

  • @adumb2489
    @adumb2489 3 года назад +6

    When he said " now ,this very present new moment " I involuntarily/ spontaneously looked around my surrounding

  • @OneBiker98
    @OneBiker98 10 лет назад +269

    And so lag in games is lagging while lagging. So you can lag while you lag. :P

    • @talos111
      @talos111 10 лет назад +16

      My mind is blown enough.

    • @OneBiker98
      @OneBiker98 10 лет назад +10

      David Givens Yo dawg i heard you like lagging so i made your brain lag. So you can lag while you lag! :P

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 9 лет назад

      XgamerGR You beat me up to it.
      yo dawg i herd u liek lag so i put lag in ur brain so u can lag while u lag

    • @OneBiker98
      @OneBiker98 9 лет назад

      Lag in games is lag caused by brain and then the pc lags because theres lag and brain lag. Conclusion: Lag is freaking everywhere! :P

    • @llllll1516
      @llllll1516 9 лет назад +4

      XgamerGR Lagception

  • @SullyRudolph
    @SullyRudolph 8 лет назад +203

    suddenly live just got more depressing

    • @rumshutt3r
      @rumshutt3r 8 лет назад +25

      **life

    • @THUNGUNS
      @THUNGUNS 8 лет назад +2

      +Spy Gaming nice grammar and/or spelling

    • @THUNGUNS
      @THUNGUNS 8 лет назад +1

      +Spy Gaming i can...i was also being sarcastic. Sarcasm to compliment your sarcasm

    • @anthonydean9175
      @anthonydean9175 8 лет назад +3

      +Thun Guns Pro Well im being complimentary of your sarcasm regarding your sarcasm

    • @THUNGUNS
      @THUNGUNS 8 лет назад +2

      Anthony Gooch
      sarcasmception

  • @0ion
    @0ion 10 лет назад +136

    ... Is his shirt inside out??

    • @JamesSharpe1976
      @JamesSharpe1976 9 лет назад +6

      Teresa Mullooly yes - first thing I noticed.

    • @frosteygaming9015
      @frosteygaming9015 7 лет назад +3

      0ion ignoring the message of the video, is his shirt really what you focused on😂 everyday we stray further from god

  • @datbitch7006
    @datbitch7006 4 года назад +9

    im so incredibly glad i came across this video
    ive been wanting to explain this to people for so long but i just never knew what words to use

  • @Dylankatz
    @Dylankatz 11 лет назад +83

    The human brain has too many bugs, I have no idea how it made it into production.

    • @thegingerborn
      @thegingerborn 11 лет назад +34

      We need an update. Brain v2

    • @cybersteel8
      @cybersteel8 11 лет назад +38

      Still in beta version bro

    • @maazmunir5836
      @maazmunir5836 10 лет назад +1

      ***** you killed it

    • @FISHGOMOO4321
      @FISHGOMOO4321 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Showing one of the brains many bugs there bud.

    • @Pekkusa
      @Pekkusa 10 лет назад +5

      The human brain and the EA Servers have same amount of bugs

  • @alexsedor3546
    @alexsedor3546 8 лет назад +183

    Why is your shirt inside out?

  • @RowdyRedditStories
    @RowdyRedditStories 4 года назад +203

    1:58 god dammit I thought he’d say yes

    • @freedomofspeech2700
      @freedomofspeech2700 4 года назад +10

      I thought yes because our brains also guesses the just coming moment by patterns

    • @ranmindyt2902
      @ranmindyt2902 4 года назад +18

      *casually chews on water*

    • @HUE_Larry
      @HUE_Larry 3 года назад +3

      @@ranmindyt2902 Ok

  • @12x2is24
    @12x2is24 3 года назад +5

    5:08 holy crap i have that exact same lamp. this isn’t important. i just needed to say that

  • @devnagpal3448
    @devnagpal3448 4 года назад +295

    Pattern: *Changes*
    Brain: Wait, that's illegal.

    • @Cheetah-lq2sy
      @Cheetah-lq2sy 4 года назад +2

      69 likes
      nice
      well now theres more than 69 likes so idk what to do now yea

    • @cmbestkey8114
      @cmbestkey8114 4 года назад +1

      Cheetah1120 ok

    • @angelbeltre6904
      @angelbeltre6904 4 года назад

      Karen brain****

  • @Sokhuns
    @Sokhuns 4 года назад +515

    Michael: You live in the past.
    Me living in 2020: Well, Well, Well, How the TurnTables.

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад +5

      Squinty Eyed Kid dude you spelled it wrong

    • @Larotian
      @Larotian 4 года назад +5

      👍 good comment dr. Squinty

    • @HoneyEggs
      @HoneyEggs 4 года назад +8

      Tes777Ethan that’s not how a woooosh works

    • @happeloffical4187
      @happeloffical4187 4 года назад +1

      Honeystar yes it is

    • @HoneyEggs
      @HoneyEggs 4 года назад +1

      Shi t Poster oh I thought he was wooooshing the op

  • @SeaLlamas
    @SeaLlamas 9 лет назад +100

    Is his shirt inside out?

  • @Squire1181
    @Squire1181 Год назад +4

    I think my recommended lives in the past aswell

    • @TL-_-Edits
      @TL-_-Edits Год назад +2

      Doesn’t everyone’s

  • @Asingh42
    @Asingh42 7 лет назад +228

    I wish you were my Teacher

    • @kokotheotaku787
      @kokotheotaku787 5 лет назад +2

      @Some Dude You have done a good deed

    • @nicknfs4768
      @nicknfs4768 5 лет назад +2

      Yup!

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 лет назад +2

      Did u delete ur account

    • @determineddaaf3
      @determineddaaf3 5 лет назад +5

      He'd probably expel you for life just because you were 80 milliseconds late too class though.

    • @lilclown9378
      @lilclown9378 5 лет назад +1

      More like our president

  • @romerotronic
    @romerotronic 9 лет назад +323

    This video needs to be updated from "chick flicks" to "Netflix"
    Or not, because it lives in the past.

  • @EnricoManuti
    @EnricoManuti 8 лет назад +659

    70% of the people that watched this video tapped their nose and toes at the same time.

  • @Igxyodktdo6Fpuf6odoy-kf2nx
    @Igxyodktdo6Fpuf6odoy-kf2nx Год назад +2

    "You live in the past"
    A video from 11 years from now

  • @barkfish6853
    @barkfish6853 5 лет назад +88

    These were the good days of RUclips (in old man voice)
    But really

  • @Aurora_Otter
    @Aurora_Otter 9 лет назад +124

    1:20 Brain.exe has stopped responding

  • @zenoist2
    @zenoist2 8 лет назад +54

    And when you are in a dangerous situation you get massive adrenalin which makes everything appear to go, except yourself, in slow motion.
    Its a survival thing to enable you to react quickly to danger.
    The truth is you are thinking and acting faster.
    I've had it twice.
    One was an armed robbery when someone pointed a gun and the other time was a multi car pile up in front of me.

    • @lidaaletap2646
      @lidaaletap2646 8 лет назад

      how slow did everything look man

    • @lidaaletap2646
      @lidaaletap2646 8 лет назад

      was it like flash slow xD

    • @zenoist2
      @zenoist2 8 лет назад +10

      Slow lol. It was like slow mo in a movie.
      They've got it pretty well right.
      I think the adrenaline goes to your brain and makes it function faster so everything seems to be slow motion.

    • @zenoist2
      @zenoist2 8 лет назад +9

      Like in movies maybe 4x slower.
      You seem almost like a god if that makes any sense.
      its like the worlds best drug has made you super fast and incredibly perceptive and powerful for a whole second or 2.
      The one or 2 seconds lasts for what seems ages. It's weird first time and unexpected. You don't ever want to get into that situation at all though because its a situation you have a good chance of getting killed.
      Combat soldiers in a firefight get it all the time aparently and is a high they canot replicate in normal life.
      They have problems adjusting to normal life

    • @lidaaletap2646
      @lidaaletap2646 8 лет назад +1

      Woah that's pretty cool man

  • @angry_mouse
    @angry_mouse 3 года назад +5

    Jethro Tull's "Living in the past" starts playing in my head through the whole video.

  • @fedastul4068
    @fedastul4068 5 лет назад +45

    I'm just noticing NOW that in the past Michael wore his shirt backwards.

    • @uNreal2k6
      @uNreal2k6 4 года назад +12

      you mean inside out?

    • @Temný_dadaismus
      @Temný_dadaismus 4 года назад

      Backwards... oh man, that must look weird

  • @104d_3rr0r_vince
    @104d_3rr0r_vince 8 лет назад +388

    So, squirrels live in the future?

    • @Ekvitarius
      @Ekvitarius 8 лет назад +2

      No

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 8 лет назад +30

      They love in a less distant past.

    • @domib.3924
      @domib.3924 7 лет назад +1

      no we just live MORE in the past i cant beleive how dumb Vsauce watchers are

    • @saberwow
      @saberwow 7 лет назад +12

      Domi B. How is he stupid for asking a question he wishes an answer for?

    • @infinitenoodle7531
      @infinitenoodle7531 6 лет назад +1

      Domi B. TheAshenNamejerry basically the same thing making your comment unnecessary

  • @m.jailam8861
    @m.jailam8861 6 лет назад +234

    HEY Vsauce, T-shirt inside out here!

  • @rajeevsharma-te6ny
    @rajeevsharma-te6ny 3 года назад +2

    2:42 , for me what my brain is telling that the video I am watching *now* actually was filmed 9 years ago

  • @Lodenuri
    @Lodenuri 8 лет назад +86

    God damnit Vsauce, when he said something about tapping our nose and toes i decided to do the same and wasted about 10 minutes of my life tapping my fucking toes and my nose.

  • @TrigTrig
    @TrigTrig 10 лет назад +128

    This video was made in the past. Therefore it cancels out. I'm in the present.

    • @kenshin4113
      @kenshin4113 9 лет назад +10

      This comment was made in the past.

    • @bronze-snake
      @bronze-snake 9 лет назад +1

      Ishaak Hassan This comment was made in the past.

    • @jasonpak2996
      @jasonpak2996 9 лет назад +1

      ***** DEEZ NUTZ were made 6 days ago

    • @bronze-snake
      @bronze-snake 9 лет назад +1

      Yes but then check out mine

    • @Portalgun6686
      @Portalgun6686 9 лет назад +1

      bestest87 I opened the present :D

  • @etherealrift6888
    @etherealrift6888 8 лет назад +45

    So I just swallowed that chip 80 milliseconds before I actually did?

    • @sunny35228
      @sunny35228 8 лет назад +3

      no because you anticipated it.... man rofl. Gatta use that critical thinking m8

    • @GypsyKiller16
      @GypsyKiller16 8 лет назад +2

      Literally WAS eating chips as I read this

  • @ironchain1233
    @ironchain1233 4 года назад +8

    Guy: WHERES THE BODY
    Vsauce: 0:19

  • @debbiehargreaves3350
    @debbiehargreaves3350 7 лет назад +38

    So if I stop 80 milliseconds before 1 minute than I'll get it exact every time?

  • @JustSoCuteAri
    @JustSoCuteAri 8 лет назад +822

    So being shorter can help in a game like CSGO?

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 8 лет назад +21

      Not really, you can try and train your mind so that you have faster reaction times, athletes who participate in high speed sports or ones that need lightning fast reaction times probably have less brain lag, like instead of 80ms, it's 75 or 60ms.

    • @mattesses70
      @mattesses70 8 лет назад +7

      Having your hands/eyes closer to your brain would affect it though

    • @evieyak
      @evieyak 8 лет назад

      I mean I guess you could say that but it's only like milliseconds of a difference

    • @midorafk5501
      @midorafk5501 8 лет назад +12

      if u say there is nearly no difference between 80ms and 75ms u never played a game before

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 8 лет назад

      MIDorAFK I only notice a difference when going sniping or twitch aim weapons.

  • @MelonMafia1
    @MelonMafia1 6 лет назад +45

    "Dad stop living in the past"
    *vsauce appears from the tv
    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here..."

    • @jpek9549
      @jpek9549 4 года назад

      watermelon apple sauce

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 года назад

      @@jpek9549 faucet water nigga sex

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 года назад

      @Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 horny nigga swamp water

    • @leytpdipooperman8733
      @leytpdipooperman8733 4 года назад

      I just imagined Vsauce appearing like Samara and getting in my living room through the screen

  • @tekkitgods666
    @tekkitgods666 7 месяцев назад +2

    man Vsauce videos hit different, when ur not a child anymore...

  • @derekgornall
    @derekgornall 9 лет назад +43

    So even when I'm not using the internet, I get lag. Great..

  • @lunatic_3521
    @lunatic_3521 8 лет назад +91

    3:35 Vsauce is slenderman confirmed

    • @hypeyoungblood1252
      @hypeyoungblood1252 8 лет назад

      I seen that

    • @mangocrafters
      @mangocrafters 8 лет назад

      +nohand 01 Uh.. why?

    • @lunatic_3521
      @lunatic_3521 8 лет назад +12

      Mangocraft because hes tapping his nose (nothing special) and his toes (with his slenderman arms) =)

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 8 лет назад +6

      No he's sitting cross legged on a stack of turtles.

    • @lunatic_3521
      @lunatic_3521 8 лет назад +2

      Ananta Sesa das Are you the son of Sherlock Holmes ?

  • @hemanth850
    @hemanth850 6 лет назад +205

    But I am seeing this in the future!
    .
    .
    .
    As it was uploaded 6 yrs ago and I am seeing this 6 yrs after!

    • @imagiman3362
      @imagiman3362 6 лет назад +16

      Point of INTERST wish he still uploaded free vids...

    • @IvaWing
      @IvaWing 5 лет назад +3

      same here, feels like I am living with 6 years lag

    • @ishaangarg7188
      @ishaangarg7188 5 лет назад

      @@imagiman3362see his channel dong..name has changed to ding.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 лет назад +2

      And I'm in the future of your comment seeing the past, but for what is now the present will be past which means there is no past or future only present

    • @MrMcfish
      @MrMcfish 5 лет назад +2

      Or is it?

  • @gabrielespinoza5269
    @gabrielespinoza5269 2 года назад +1

    I love how this is being recommended to me 10 years later

  • @jcod196
    @jcod196 10 лет назад +13

    So when I run from someone I have an 80 millisecond headstart

  • @josephsmith6710
    @josephsmith6710 10 лет назад +26

    So if you instantly died with a force you would still think your alive for another 80millerseconds ?

    • @americandingo311
      @americandingo311 Год назад

      Would depend on whether or not that force was applied to the head I would assume. I imagine you wouldn't be able to conjure much thought if your brain was turned into literally mush.

    • @JONES300offi
      @JONES300offi Год назад

      Unfortunately no. Science has shown that for most people (regardless of religious or scientific beliefs) experience it as a "lights out" practically as quickly as blinking.

  • @MrFunreal
    @MrFunreal 11 лет назад +56

    I've watched many of your videos now.
    And now i'm questioning existence....

  • @GonkDroid0923
    @GonkDroid0923 2 года назад +1

    "YOU LIVE IN THE PAST" uploaded 10 years ago
    I think I am actually living in the future.

  • @bethteshome6582
    @bethteshome6582 5 лет назад +85

    Who else tried to touch your toes and nose?

    • @hellopenguin4333
      @hellopenguin4333 4 года назад +11

      I don't have arms

    • @arnav8197
      @arnav8197 4 года назад +4

      I really like how people can write with their feet

    • @peterg5541
      @peterg5541 4 года назад

      @@hellopenguin4333 what the fuck i laughed so hard

    • @SonicntZane
      @SonicntZane 4 года назад

      @@hellopenguin4333 *But the typing tho...*

    • @ACE234dm
      @ACE234dm 4 года назад

      Me

  • @damu4226
    @damu4226 4 года назад +19

    You live in the past
    *uploaded 8 years ago*
    Well well well how the turntables

  • @punja73
    @punja73 11 лет назад +46

    These V sauce videos are fascinating i could watch them all day!

  • @sharqstep
    @sharqstep 3 года назад +1

    light takes a finite time to cross even a plack length known as planck time
    hence from an event, light actually takes a finite time to cross the event to the observer. apart from the brain lag, we do live in the past as light takes time from the "present" event to the observer

  • @josewrldd
    @josewrldd 5 лет назад +75

    Vsauce : You Live In The Past
    Me 7 years later : oh really?

  • @WildcardASMR
    @WildcardASMR 4 года назад +17

    When Jake Chudnow’s It’s Good to Be D starts to play: *Michael has entered what we refer to as the “Primal Instincts” mode*

  • @determineddaaf3
    @determineddaaf3 5 лет назад +101

    Me: I'm exactly on time for class, pfew.
    Teacher: Nah, you're actually 80 milliseconds late.
    Me: ...

    • @Viritox
      @Viritox 5 лет назад +23

      No, you are 80 milliseconds earlier than the teacher thinks. Cuz it takes her/him 80 milliseconds to realise you being there.

    • @conejogordo1896
      @conejogordo1896 5 лет назад +3

      Or is it

    • @ma9ytgaming115
      @ma9ytgaming115 5 лет назад +1

      Teacher l: Nah ur 9 phantoseconds awya from class

    • @waringaw.m6350
      @waringaw.m6350 4 года назад

      @@Viritox Vsuace 2.0

  • @LittlDcat
    @LittlDcat 3 года назад +2

    I relate to the filament. It is exited and left alone about 50 to 60 times a second.

  • @Platnium129
    @Platnium129 8 лет назад +21

    4:11 why does the brain have to be "sure" if its telling you to touch your foot

    • @sairohanth7062
      @sairohanth7062 6 лет назад +1

      Hendrix W Well i cant say im right but the touch thing might be related to the sensory receptors and touching is done by the motor nerves of fking whatever they call it.Basically its like two groups working on two things one is one movement and other on sensory(touch).So the sensory group has to make sure if the toe is touched.

    • @sairohanth7062
      @sairohanth7062 6 лет назад +1

      Movement thing done by motor nerves*

  • @kota8.19
    @kota8.19 7 лет назад +21

    No wonder why my heart feels dead inside...

  • @rockywspd
    @rockywspd 9 лет назад +145

    Was anyone else EXTREMELY bothered by the fact that Michael's shirt was inside out?

    • @marilynlucero9363
      @marilynlucero9363 9 лет назад +24

      noanimenolife I didn't even notice it o.0 xD been too focused on the video itself then his shirt.

    • @emeryxx6986
      @emeryxx6986 9 лет назад +2

      I'm laughing harder than needed

    • @mrhashbrown8283
      @mrhashbrown8283 9 лет назад +2

      +Alena Kirby-Dick So am I

    • @Anaperius
      @Anaperius 7 лет назад +1

      Not osd but ocd

    • @AnnaPrzebudzona
      @AnnaPrzebudzona 2 года назад

      Practically the first thing I noticed because that's how I wear any piece of garment that is closest to my body and was so happy to see Michael with his tshirt inside out

  • @i-destroyer8707
    @i-destroyer8707 3 года назад +5

    0:42 the question we never knew needed an answer

  • @clydx1239
    @clydx1239 4 года назад +9

    2:00
    Me: "Or is it...?"
    *Vsauce music intensifies*

  • @The-official-grindel
    @The-official-grindel 4 года назад +46

    ‘You live in the past’
    ‘8 years ago’
    The future is now, old man

    • @Temný_dadaismus
      @Temný_dadaismus 4 года назад +2

      The future is now, so it is technically in the past. Nice.

    • @muddledlion9593
      @muddledlion9593 4 года назад +1

      The future is now thanks to science

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 4 года назад

      Comment: 7 months ago

    • @The-official-grindel
      @The-official-grindel 4 года назад

      @@Pelipear so now i'm in the past, and the present, and the future?
      *Confusion intensifies*

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 4 года назад

      @@The-official-grindel I guess as of now that comment is three minutes old lol

  • @gmariman5
    @gmariman5 11 лет назад +44

    all vsauce videos blow my mind

  • @eurasiaacaci.-110
    @eurasiaacaci.-110 4 года назад +7

    “You live in the past”
    - RUclips recommendations