We Are All Related
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2012
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music by: / jakechudnow
Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything": www.amazon.com/A-Short-History...
We're all related (Wikipedia): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedigree...
Most Recent Common Ancestor PAPER: tedlab.mit.edu/~dr/Papers/Rohd...
Most Recent Common Ancestor data excludes uncontacted peoples: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontac...
H Twins SCALE OF THE UNIVERSE (interactive): htwins.net/scale2/
Our atoms get replaced: askanaturalist.com/do-we-repla...
TIME article on atom replacement (pay-gate): www.time.com/time/magazine/art...
The paradox of atom replacement and identity: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_...
1 billion sodium atoms: answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
How many atoms are in our body?: www.physicsforums.com/showthre... 
Наука
“64 generations ago”
A stack of generations
god damn it
what, bro im just laughing at ur comment
*NoTCh InTENsifYs*
Crusin down the street in my 64' generations ago
stack of generations
this video is a family reunion
LOL 😂 But That Is True
Ryan Kelly 😂😂 I’m dying 😭😂😂
BUSKE hey bruh
Hello all of my cousins
Wow, sucks to be related to me.
Me:
How many fingers am I holding up?
Vsauce:
You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here.
The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know?
This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss.
How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know?
It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and RUclips videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix?
No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense.
In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe.
Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat.
Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them.
How long did it take you to write this?
are you okay
holy shit
bonus vsauce episode??? sign me up
gawd damn
It's 10 years old now... this video hits like a rock
Fr
11 years ago now
@@Johnnytree67almost 12 now
@@sanjubogatialmost 12…
So every cell in our bodies changes every 5 years, that means 2 times already!
So basically wars are just huge family arguments
You win.
XeonGame3k
Yeah lol
Wait...
WOAH
XeonGame3k
“We need to have a little family meeting here...”
*causes 80 million deaths*
@@Elijah-pf9gi 80million deaths from their own family :(
Sad Gurl
:(
So is that why James Charles says "Hi sisters"
@Magi Corns TRUE
😂
BAHHAHAHA I LOVE YOU COUSIN
*How you doing bros??*
Gtfo
Not only are all people related, all species on Earth are related. Other animals, fungi, plants, and even bacteria, they’re all our relatives. We share a single ancestor that lived about 4 billion years ago.
Perhaps multiple relatives. It's unclear if life begun elsewhere and landed on earth via meteorites whether there were separate deposits or what..
No this proves that the Bible was true
@@nb3463 That’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen someone say all day.
@@nb3463 no...
we're also related to rocks and water
I'm proud to have Michael as apart of my extended family.
I like being related to this bald guy.
recommended blessed you and me with this 7 year old video
I miss the music at 1:42 he stopped using it
@@gloryboy3hunna181 7 years 8 months
Ahah
I'm thankful for all the likes tho never expected them since I wrote this comment as a 2 second joke.
"Did you see that girl? She's hot."
"That's my cousin."
"She is?"
"Yes, we're all cousins!"
*sweet home Alabama*
That reference
Bee movie
@@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast Where the skies are so blue
Bee movie
If you ever feel lonely, just know that the atoms of practically everyone who's ever existed are by you and in you
Carrying that one for all power
its been 11 years and this is still enjoyable-
Don't know why but all Vsauce videos are enjoyable
i need to ask my grandpa bill gates for a small loan of a million dollars
Memeless? Dreamless! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Oh! Now that i think of it, dear cousin, me too! Be right back!
Can I have some I'm family
Ah same m8
Tell him hi
*”Wait, it’s all Alabama?”*
*”Always has been.”*
Yo this is a god tier meme
Underrated comment
WhoreExposers dambro
Very good meme sir
i would like but its at 69!!!!!
I love the mixture of fascination, curiosity and existential angst Vsauce evokes in me. Also makes you of think of every person as your family member. Also gives you a different perspective at a social level, what about the homeless sleeping in the street tonight if that is really your cousin
Looking at the thumbnail now...
ok
?
Sup relatives
TFJ Sup my distant cousin
Hey there my very distant cousin. How is my uncle?
Oh hey dude
TFJ sup cuz
Sup
"and you guys are my family"
*I've never been more proud in my life*
DAMN STRAIGHT BROTHER
well said cousin
Sup cuz
AYOO COSS WHAZ GOOD HOMIE??
[AFFIRMATIVE] [RELATIVE]
10 years later and that last section still gets to me
So I'm related to John Cena
Means your certain body parts are invisible?
@@lucky_lol means that your 1billion attoms are invisible maybe
“Wait, it’s all Alabama?”
“Always has been”
That's just underrated man......😂😂
PLS SBAHAH
Hey sis
Suspicious
AMOGUS
I thought Alaska has highest incest
i love living in alabama.
woah i meant cuz the climate and land is nice bro don’t go there
Jeez, when James Charles says “HI SISTERS” he wasn’t kidding...
so wasn't pewdiepie..
Most underrated comment
Not sisters. Cousins
@@taxchamber5562 most underrated reply
HE?
i never knew a youtuber could give this much existential dread to me
Here after the James Webb pictures
Same lol the thumbnail look familiar
@@geoffreyverityshortsfield8314 it is the picture there's just two reason he change the thumbnail or nasa fake it
@@elspongebobhh he used the Hubble ultra deep field taken in 2010 I believe.
@@elspongebobhhbro🤦♀️🤦♀️
"proposes to girlfriend"
her: I'm sorry but were 50th cousins so this is kind of embarrassing
Damn, those incest genes messing up yoir spelling already 😔
Bontle Nxumalo your*
Joko Doko that’s the joke
SpodermanOrigins Yoir spelling is relly super good. I mis you cozins
Some shit I would do
People living in Alabama: “This isn’t news to us”
DashFlash
*TOP COMMENT GOD*
All Alabama High Schools are Home Schools
I hate Tennessee Too Long Didn’t Read™
Lol can we have a summary please?
I hate Tennessee Are you possessed?
Not only is every human related to each other, they’re related to every organism that ever lived.
The ending quote can also be turned around into: Imagine at what places the atoms of your body were before your existence.
Alabama : "Oh yeah, it's all coming together"
Aries The Ram I was going to say that same thing, but then I saw your comment.
Underrated comment of this Era
Took the words out my damn mouth
😂😂
My poop smells like roses
“Wow, incest is disgusting.”
“You exist because of it.”
You;re related to yourself many times over.
@Smooth what are you going on about
@Smooth why are you telling me that like I need to be informed, the quotes represent an objective view
@Smooth Yeah. I know that story.
"Exactly"
This guy trying to explain what happened with him and his cousin
2:00 I knew it, Ive been thinking about this for some time, ofcourse vsauce is here to prove its true
Big Smoke wasn’t lying when he said “everybody is my cousin”
alabama intensifies
Wtf 😂
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Big smoke is a legend that will never die
Modern meme you’re my favorite relative.
0:17 North Sentinel Island peoples: hold my beer
So karens are basically your mean big sister
"You guys... Are my family."
Awwww ;)
"Well, scientifically."
:/
Hi family Member
Wassup cousin
If ur from my country
hi helo haha
im your family =)
Makes sense we both like anime
Me: hey baby *starts kissing her neck"
Girlfriend: "what are you doing step bro"
😂😂😂
*start pornhub theme*
@@g.d.c12 ah, man of culture
@@ryanvo5218 thank you fellow Memer
ruh roh raggy
Michael may be the single most interesting person on RUclips or even the whole planet. His information and knowledge and the way he presents stuff really enables us to visualize some of these mind blowing concepts of everyday life. He is the teacher we all needed but didn’t get. He has an answer for every question.
you wrote this high; i kno cuz i’m baked tii
HELLO MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
So racism is just being jealous of your cousin who got a tan
Exactly
MemeulousWithEyes oh...
ah yes cause racism only happens with black people
Mind blown
LMAOAOOAOA
Vsauce: "Do you remember what you were like five years ago?"
happy
Aww... I'm here for you if you need someone to talk to ^^
Last time i was truly happy was 10 years ago
@@victor0491 well if this isn't a joke.. I'm here for you too!
thats kind of lil peep sad
i kinda do super duper shuper happy
Is it just me or does that thumbnail look like the picture James Webb just took?
Yes I swear I’m not trippin
It’s the same part of space(SMACS 0723) but it was pictured by the Hubble telescope.
Hubble deep field. JWST also took an image of this region.
3:12 so every atom in micheal now is not the same when he made this video. When he watches this back hes a completely different person than this guy
YOU ARE ALL RELATED TO ME
i run in to your comments all the time. its really funny i have the same taste in videos as the furher... but hey, were related it seems..
+george lightheart you're stupid
Jeremy johnas thank you. and since we are all related you have some stupid in you too
Jeremy johnas i guess everybody named their children after the grandfather
I'm related maybe to God or Adam or Eva or dunaldtrump..... Wow
Title: "We are all related"
2 and a half minutes later: *"who are you"*
I read who r u as michael said it
Family reunions in a nutshell.
Mr. Oliver Is that Oliver Twist?
Wait a minute. Who are you?
wow even uncle vsause doesnt know me I am offended
Love coming back to these old vsauce videos. Hard to accept how old I've gotten since👴
I COME BACK TO YOUR VIDEOS EVERY FEW MONTHS UNTIL THERE'S A NEW ONE AND I ALWAYS LOVE IT!!! 💥
“You have four biological grandparents”
Alabama kids: there’s three, actually
Allison Hawkley hehehehhe
That is possible if your parents are half-siblings.
@@zfloyd1627 queue pornhub drum beat
XD
@@JackR_TV ruclips.net/video/DCmh5fvgqq4/видео.html
Basically the whole universe is just a massive Sweet Home Alabama.
Stop...
*Earth
@@ronjayrose9706 no
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Go vegan
I just recently come across RUclips and this video uploaded 10 yrs before but thumbnail looks like photo taken by James Webb telescope in 2022
I watch this video every time I feel lonely, makes me feel good.
Michael: Its takes you 12 days to count to a million
Mr.beast: *yall hear sum*
Cringe
Lol
If u add a number every second..
It was real enough for Georgie! I like your username lmao
Ella Bella *pennywise starts screaming*
2:38
IT'S CONFIRMED
VSAUCE = KAZOO KID
Eldridge Lagaras LMAOO
Check 11:29 in this video for more proof ruclips.net/video/fCn8zs912OE/видео.html
SPECIAL FRIEND
Eldridge Lagaras CRYINN 😂
AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT I WAS LIKE HAHAHHHA BOYYYYYY
Does anybody notice vsauce videos are literally random facts put together very nicely and combined with his genius ability to swiftly and smoothly move from one fact to another almost tricking everyone into believing like those two facts are related haha
11 years ago & this much quality is unbelievable.
Micheal: We are all related scientifically
Alabama people: *Amateurs.*
Alabama intensifies
*Michael
@bongosboi AMATEURS!!!!
Murderers murder their own cousins
Go vegan!! Tennessee
“You couldn’t be here without a little incest, actually, a lot of incest”
-Micheal, 2012
He was reciting it from a source, but yeah he still said it.
alabama had it right all along
He's not the one who quoted it
-Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
Well he is actually quoting a quote
Father Abraham...had many sons.
Dom Toretto after watching this video ...
That awkward moment when you're related to Vsauce
So underrated
@@justsomeguywhowatchanime6314 thanks man
you deserve an award
no
No0b yes
Here in Alabama we don't call it incest, we call it family fun
lol
Wtf
Holly shit
Alabama hot pocket
so incest is common.... ohk
So no one gonna talk about how the thumbnail of a 10 years old video scarily looks like the recent image of deep universe captured by james webb telescope.
Yes thats why I clicked on this video
Did he updated his thumbnail or he is a time traveler??
It was taken by hubble
He changed it. You can change your thumbnails and people usually update old video thumbnails so he probably did that.
@@VeryCoolAlan he didn't change it💀 this thumbnail was taken by hubble telescope not the james webb telescope
Watching this video is like looking at planet earth from space, it freezes u and makes u think for a while. It makes u much more humble and sweet, I can't believe this was uploaded 11 years ago when I was 5 years old. Thank you so much Vsauce, hope to see u at a family gathering one day >:)❤
*S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*
Xelexhia's Ultimatum Racist!!!!!!!!!
@@sunofnimba4096 why are you so triggered? A bunch of other cuntries bashes the Philippines, my whole country, on the internet. Everyday. What's new with that
Xelexhia's Ultimatum stop triggering me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it!!!!!!!
Xelexhia's Ultimatum Take that comment down!!!!!!
Xelexhia's Ultimatum eeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!
ruclips.net/video/DBdljaYfnPE/видео.html
Vsauce: 'we all are related'
.
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.
.
"Or are we??"
Where are your fingers
I wanna like this comment but I wanna keep it at 69 likes?! What I do?!
Panic! At the toilet this isn’t reddit so you don’t need to keep it
@@user-zd8ge4bu5n don't worry, some retard just ruined it
Nice
This is the best of RUclips. Hands down.
How did I start thinking about how we are all related, and then look up at the tv and see this thumbnail
“Sorry, i can’t attend right now. I have to visit all the hospitals because millions of my cousins are giving birth.”
So basically u are ditching your one cousin to visit the other one...
@@amyfarrel4374 essentially
4.7 of your relatives are born each second, and 2.2 die each second, so you need to be at 6.9 family meetings every second.
good luck with that.
i have a solution tho, only go to the births of the children you bare and the funerals of the people you have killed.
unless you are the one to drop a nuclear bomb on a city, you will save a lot of time.
@@alspezial2747 damn then i guess i missed a couple of family gatherings. Welp its okay they would probably just make fun of me for being sterile.
While millions of our cousins are dying as well.
So, cousins. What's up?
TheArizonawolf sup xD
Got some tasty food, that's what's up :3
TheArizonawolf While you have that I have CHOCOLATE :)
TheArizonawolf the sky
TheArizonawolf sup ma nigga
mad respect to you Vsauce. You're a legend
So your telling me that some ppl didn’t know?
It’s an honor to be related to this beautiful man.
Same
Same
Same
Hi cousins
samr
"We are all related"
People from alabama: "you're one of us now...."
Sweet Home Alabama
I knew this already, so hello to everyone reading this, family! I don't mind the more distant connections to everyone else but what didn't help was that in the past year, I found out that my 2nd great-grandparents on one of my maternal great-grandmothers side, were 1st cousins, so my 2nd great grandmother was also my 1st cousin x3 removed.
… bro I don’t get this removed and maternal stuff cuz we don’t got this in Nepal lol
@@sanjubogati The removed part is just how many generations you need to go back to find your common ancestor you both are directly related to. Your first cousin is your aunt/uncles child and you share the same grandparents. Your first cousin x1 removed (once removed) would be your great aunt or uncle's child and you would be related to them through your great grandparents and so on.
Your second cousin is your first cousins child and third cousin is your second cousins child and so on.
Maternal side is your mother's side of the family and paternal is father's side.
ive been thinking about this for my whole life and no better understood me now i finally found this video, thank you sauce
Do you remember what you where like 5 years ago?
5 year olds : *what*
this is golden
1 year olds: blubaba
I was 6 so stfu
I’m joking pls don’t come at me
@@krystal1102 you're definitely 11/12
Hey Vsauce, cousin here.
Rohan Gupta so we all behan ch?
Vsauce’s videos are timeless
I calling everyone “brother”
And i was damn right for the whole time
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA intensifies*
*I'M COMING HOME TO YOU*
HAHA, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
Survingo I live in Alabama and I honestly want to move just because of that stereotype.
Fuck i wanted to comment that!
* incestifies
see you all in 5 years when this gets recommended again
eyyyyy
Someone remind me to check this comment 5 years later.
Bilimin Sırları will do
69th like, nice
Aight bro
Dominic Toretto: you're Goddamn right
Current favorite Vsauce video
“Do you remember what you were like 5 years ago”
Oh hell no don’t remind me of that
Same cuz 😬😬
Same I was a super band kid
Same I was a right winger 😔
@@Renteks- hi
@@Bongbongo yo whaddup
so I contain 1billion atoms from vsauce?
And I contain 1 billion atoms from Mario Verez
+Cubing is Cubing *Velez
I'm Michael Jackson...
+Caroline Hummingbird no me
naM yssuP I'm shakespear
Bro changed the thumbnail
and it looks like one of the NASA'a new james webb telescope clicked photos
@@scitarium it’s look similar because it’s the the area just taken a while ago by the hubble telescope
This video is 10 years old wow
Me: I want breakup
She: But why?
Me: well its complicated.
Her*
@@katariinaolesk8618 is "she" wrong here?
@@Aakash_Goswami1 yes
Hi family member
katassocks no
That'd be one heck of a family reunion...
ya it's called life
No kidding?
no cussing cousin or im gonna tell your mom
So we’re related to Jake Paul and Rice Gum?
Brian The Random nah fam they aliens
IDK why YT algorithm suggested me this after 11 years
'' You are all my family''
That hits deep.
Hey Bill Gates gimme my money back brother
Hmm
Why did i read that in thor's voice?
Wouldnt your name be thor odinson? Just a thought
Bora Kızılbudak 😂😂😂
@@AIMPlayz Right, since he is the Son Of Odin...
Can we just appreciate the fact that this is amazing quality for an 8 year old video makin it still enjoyable in 2020
timeless things are the greatest
I will still be watching this in 3020
@Spider 1246 no i didnt
try 2021 mate
@@Xx_N1ghtmare_xX no i made the comment in 2020
vsauce making me have an existential crisis
The music: *smooth jazz*
5:21 nuh uh that persons gonna be me
Damn ya'll owe me christmas presents
nah fuck that
Sophie xd
Sophie You also owe us all Christmas presents.
Sophie I told you I dont have enough money
No
Vsauce:”do you remember what you were like 5 years ago?”
4 year old:”what”
Just Me nice one man
Nutsauce
so you're 9 years old
SoggyPotatoes ?
SoggyPotatoes joke dodged
thanksgiving gonna get weird when random people start showing up saying stuff like "yo you don't recognize me? our great, great, great, great..."
Every time I see this video pop up in recommended I look at the date and feel sad. Every time adds 2 years or so. I don’t like getting old…
My wife kissing me in public ", EWW YOU'RE MY SISTER"
lol
lol
Weirdo
Lol I'm joking im single.....probably forever
lol