Simon Wens is a Candy-Ass Bitch

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Aquarius199
    @Aquarius199  5 лет назад +1772

    Damn, this video has been blowing up lately! 😲 Apparently it's because RUclips has been recommending this video to many people starting some time ago in 2019.

    • @Royaldirtman
      @Royaldirtman 5 лет назад +19

      it's because of the amazing title

    • @jzstars
      @jzstars 5 лет назад +25

      oof I thought it was becuase I was watching a bunch of Papers Please videos

    • @TheSubzRogue
      @TheSubzRogue 5 лет назад +4

      Gj dude, it was hilarious lol. Got what he deserved too

    • @kevincarver1578
      @kevincarver1578 5 лет назад

      Aquarius199 aaaa

    • @oIdgraves
      @oIdgraves 5 лет назад +30

      Maybe because jacksepticeye started replaying it

  • @ShadowNov-oi4rg
    @ShadowNov-oi4rg 6 лет назад +4678

    *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

    • @emperorrudolph4211
      @emperorrudolph4211 5 лет назад +82

      Mr Phsyco Detroit become human

    • @RuminatingKiwi927
      @RuminatingKiwi927 5 лет назад +69

      15 stabs + chainsaw

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 5 лет назад +39

      *32, Julius Ceaser

    • @ekswhayzee
      @ekswhayzee 5 лет назад +64

      Guess you didn't give him a chance huh?

    • @wylixe
      @wylixe 5 лет назад +35

      omfg this just had me shook for a moment
      A DBH refence on a PP vid, whilst me being in both the fandoms rn!!!
      (also it was the top comment so like wtf i cant breathe?)

  • @funybirbman3813
    @funybirbman3813 5 лет назад +2354

    I imagine the inspector simply put down the newspaper and smiled the next day

    • @holius1
      @holius1 5 лет назад +81

      Oof. This is perfectly normal.

    • @jonahskuthalla2460
      @jonahskuthalla2460 5 лет назад +55

      And then the movie ends.

    • @thegrimcritic5494
      @thegrimcritic5494 3 года назад +37

      Raises his cup of coffee in a proud little toast and takes a long, luxuriant sip of sweet, sweet justice.

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 3 года назад

      @@thegrimcritic5494 If I am not mistaken, even caffeine is expensive in these time for communist states because how ineffecticent the economy is, so he was probably shoving 70$ up his bum-hole

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 3 года назад +1

      @@holius1 How is it normal?

  • @qcumberSodazz
    @qcumberSodazz 5 лет назад +3158

    "Simon Wens found dead!"
    [Everybody liked that!]

    • @Skysupercharged
      @Skysupercharged 5 лет назад +62

      *_I see this as an absolute win!_*

    • @leatherfaze9973
      @leatherfaze9973 5 лет назад +30

      (Happiness noises)

    • @somepersonontheinternet6879
      @somepersonontheinternet6879 5 лет назад +18

      We won Mr Inspector

    • @baked_beans5674
      @baked_beans5674 5 лет назад +29

      Well boys we did it, child cruelty is no more

    • @tracyl8939
      @tracyl8939 4 года назад +7

      _qcumbers!_ idk if the vengeful father is a wanted criminal but he avenged juila and lots of dead children

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 8 лет назад +3243

    "Wow, I actually feel sorry for the poor dude..." Me too, must be hard having a daughter who looks like the Fallout Vault boy mascot....

  • @PurpleBandanaStudios
    @PurpleBandanaStudios 5 лет назад +898

    THAT'S *ALOT* OF DAMAGE

  • @Monolith308
    @Monolith308 5 лет назад +1704

    He made him watch season 8 of game of thrones and endgame spoilers

    • @xoudus6997
      @xoudus6997 5 лет назад +15

      NO

    • @ironichoodies
      @ironichoodies 5 лет назад +49

      And listen to Despacito and PPAP played simultaneously on repeat, backwards

    • @kerbal1851
      @kerbal1851 5 лет назад +32

      And The Emoji Movie

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 5 лет назад +10

      I think I just turned the reapplies into a torture inventor convention

    • @kerbal1851
      @kerbal1851 5 лет назад +1

      @@Monolith308 Yep

  • @kingly456
    @kingly456 5 лет назад +1355

    "A serial child killer" *Matpat wants to know your location*

  • @gregoriysharapov1936
    @gregoriysharapov1936 5 лет назад +602

    Thank you RUclips for this recommendation of a masterpiece.

  • @bee2k01
    @bee2k01 7 лет назад +1701

    Considering that the penalty for killing an innocent is death, it's likely that Arstotzka may have a special 'procedure' in addition of a death penalty for dirty children killers.
    All in all, Arstotzka's punishment wouldn't be more soft than the father.

    • @eggdog778
      @eggdog778 5 лет назад +44

      bee2001 artstozka doesnt care for civvies tho

    • @iamded945
      @iamded945 5 лет назад +54

      Like dropping him in a pit and have like 200 machine guns pointing through the walls of it and just...
      CNH F B F. NGH DZFBDXN GCVFXGN DV F D$SVM (Machine Gun noises)
      Lol

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 5 лет назад +81

      Cleetis The Crab thats better than the dad’s punishmen tho....
      Instant death... no pain
      Dad’s punishment is torture, then showing him his daughter’s pic as he dies.... terrifying....

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 5 лет назад +1

      Glory to greatest Arstotzka!

    • @RaidsEpicly
      @RaidsEpicly 5 лет назад +45

      I doubt it, they probably just kill them as well.
      While obviously it works out "well" in the game, I could see an argument for detaining him being the better choice. What if Simon had managed to kill the vigilante and continue his child killing spree?

  • @theman2347
    @theman2347 6 лет назад +614

    wish that scene actually in the real game

  • @DylanKing-xe4yl
    @DylanKing-xe4yl 5 лет назад +1085

    What kind of animal stamps the reason before the denial

    • @leoshork
      @leoshork 5 лет назад +34

      Whoops, I always used to do that lol

    • @IAmKokiri
      @IAmKokiri 5 лет назад +3

      DylanKing1999 jacksepticeye

    • @yarraidalg
      @yarraidalg 5 лет назад

      @@Xenow_ I'm dying of laughter thanks

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 года назад

      @@leoshork You are condemmed to hell

    • @leoshork
      @leoshork 4 года назад

      @@galaxy-wg1lf lol, I didn't even remember I used to do that. I played Papers Please recently, and I never stamped the reason before the denial, always the other way around.

  • @Merudiana-the-local-demoness
    @Merudiana-the-local-demoness 4 года назад +408

    I do like how the developers added Wens freaking out and running if you show him the picture of Julia

    • @LadyDeadness
      @LadyDeadness 2 года назад +17

      I'm afraid that's just pure editing right there, but it was very well done

    • @eziobubskiii9941
      @eziobubskiii9941 2 года назад +55

      No, it definitely works, no edits here

    • @savagecabbage1184
      @savagecabbage1184 2 года назад +3

      Having played it, yes it is editing

    • @ceykanharman5218
      @ceykanharman5218 2 года назад +5

      I played it and did the same

    • @MrConfused.
      @MrConfused. 2 года назад +42

      What all of you are saying are conflicting each other

  • @toxichush310
    @toxichush310 7 лет назад +760

    really scared me that fan made scene

    • @tripledotdash
      @tripledotdash 5 лет назад +31

      At 6:42 thought my ADT alarm was going off....

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 лет назад

      SAME

    • @hussainkhamis8872
      @hussainkhamis8872 5 лет назад +4

      If you wanna now from where is this music well you may have nightmares from the real scene
      It’s actually from a game called undertale it’s a role playing rpg made by only one person
      It has 3 routes
      Genocide, Pacifist and neutral
      This soundtrack is in the genocide route I will Link the actual scene in which this music is playing

    • @hussainkhamis8872
      @hussainkhamis8872 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/Q8W5sEOjGD8/видео.html
      Here

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 лет назад +2

      Hussain Khamis boi I think everyone knows. ChilL TF OUT MAN

  • @SabnockAlive
    @SabnockAlive 5 лет назад +314

    Video: Published in 2016.
    RUclips: Lmao, gotta recommend in 2019.

  • @vincentvichenzoiii2339
    @vincentvichenzoiii2339 5 лет назад +763

    Someone send this to Jacksepticeye😂😂

  • @Loltroll8
    @Loltroll8 5 лет назад +194

    TBH he kinda looks like Michael Myers’ mask

    • @slayerofpuh5679
      @slayerofpuh5679 5 лет назад +2

      GrimDeath 8 exactly what I thought when i saw that candy ass bitch

    • @themiller3940
      @themiller3940 5 лет назад +4

      That's what I'm sayin

  • @hazzmati
    @hazzmati 8 лет назад +142

    That inspector is the scariest dude in the game. You never know if you're fucked or not when he's giving you a visit

    • @ScuttleBugReal
      @ScuttleBugReal Год назад +12

      or really, if you’re giving HIM a visit

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ScuttleBugRealhe means the guy from the MOI who wears black and appears every so often

  • @pocarski
    @pocarski 5 лет назад +170

    "found dead in confusing mess"
    how confusing and what mess, i want to know in how many parts he ended up

    • @supernintendo182
      @supernintendo182 3 года назад +27

      Simon likely ended up as a bloody pile of human tissue and that's what they're referring to.

    • @daiquylam3401
      @daiquylam3401 2 года назад +18

      Basically the police can't figure it out which part is his head and which part is his butt

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 2 года назад +8

      It's likely the father did not just beat up Wens normally...

    • @beebo-cat
      @beebo-cat 6 месяцев назад +1

      i doubt they had much trouble finding him
      what's more troubling is that they couldn't stop finding him

  • @Aquarius199
    @Aquarius199  8 лет назад +138

    I just found out the genocide ending theme from Undertale is called "The Fallen Child". Thanks to *RED, not BLU, Festivgineer* for the information.

    • @GoblinSatyr
      @GoblinSatyr 8 лет назад +3

      Aquarius199 Wow, that was a good video! Will you ever make more Papers, Please content?!

    • @randomprofilethegnomefromr4053
      @randomprofilethegnomefromr4053 7 лет назад +2

      You know what would make sense? Wouldn't the MOA be smart enough to know that the inspector helped by admitting the killer and killers killer?

    • @AshCreeper
      @AshCreeper 6 лет назад +1

      Aquarius199 well that was dark

    • @BillNyeTheRussianSpy
      @BillNyeTheRussianSpy 2 года назад

      @@randomprofilethegnomefromr4053 Probably. I'd guess this is why you don't get a citation for admitting the father as long as you take the passport back - whoever at the M.O.A. is watching you figures it out and approves.

  • @DeaconBirbSpy
    @DeaconBirbSpy 3 года назад +201

    Inspector: **lets simon in**
    Humans: *vilified*
    Inspector: **lets another guy in without bothering to check anything**
    Humans: *mixed*
    Simon: **gets tortured to death**
    Humans: *idolized*

  • @CartiersRavioli
    @CartiersRavioli 5 лет назад +52

    I saw the title and knew I was going to enjoy some good content.

  • @roxqnne
    @roxqnne 5 лет назад +34

    He: you will regret it
    Inspector: *pulls out uno reverse card*

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +253

    That was amazing, makes me reconsider if I should play this game

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 8 лет назад +57

    the genocide ending of undertale theme is called "the fallen child", because it plays when you encounter chara.

    • @Aquarius199
      @Aquarius199  8 лет назад +4

      I see. Thanks for the info there.

    • @RuminatingKiwi927
      @RuminatingKiwi927 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @Cheese_Doggy12
      @Cheese_Doggy12 3 года назад +1

      @@Aquarius199 music 4:49 ?

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 3 года назад +1

      @@Cheese_Doggy12 That’s the movie Psycho theme when a murder in the shower happens.

  • @alpitu21
    @alpitu21 5 лет назад +66

    2016 :wtf is this video
    2017 : let thiss slide trough
    2018: this video is invisible now.
    2019 : RECOMENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

    • @13diego12
      @13diego12 3 года назад

      2021: recomended again

    • @SamRouns
      @SamRouns 3 года назад

      Not even funny bruh

    • @alpitu21
      @alpitu21 3 года назад

      @@SamRouns tf this from 2018

    • @alpitu21
      @alpitu21 3 года назад

      or 2019 ig

  • @owen9057
    @owen9057 7 лет назад +56

    should have showed him the wanted bulletin

  • @geek1421
    @geek1421 5 лет назад +109

    Nobody:
    RUclips recommendations:
    Me: Not bad this time.

  • @Thereviewer-lg6yr
    @Thereviewer-lg6yr 5 лет назад +23

    Why does Simon Wens look like the Dollar Tree version of Rick Astley?

  • @demonetization6596
    @demonetization6596 7 лет назад +186

    The screams, it was a women, not a man, HAHAHAHA XD

    • @kyleaubreydelmundo7021
      @kyleaubreydelmundo7021 7 лет назад

      CO2taminuim
      That was my point bro, sorry hehe.

    • @Ball4184
      @Ball4184 5 лет назад +14

      He went for the balls first

    • @awsomer76
      @awsomer76 5 лет назад +11

      Cause he’s a candy ass bitch

    • @gameguy5977
      @gameguy5977 5 лет назад +2

      It is the same from slendytubbies as well XD

    • @feiyuin4178
      @feiyuin4178 5 лет назад +1

      [feminists would like to know your location]

  • @PavlikoSan
    @PavlikoSan 5 лет назад +52

    It's 2 am and I watched this with my speakers on full volume ...

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 5 лет назад +2

      *n i c e*

    • @Lil_DejectedX_
      @Lil_DejectedX_ 4 года назад

      I wonder how your family would act if they heard that girl scream in the speakers

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 года назад +10

    "Simon Wens found dead in confusing mess"
    Man, I bet somebody got thrown in the gulag over that one.

  • @narkreean6490
    @narkreean6490 Год назад +6

    There's things that make inspector happy
    Jorji's presence
    Sergiu's safety
    Ezich's revolution
    and Wen's death

    • @ThaRealEnzyl
      @ThaRealEnzyl 11 месяцев назад

      Wait who’s Sergiu?

    • @lucasgoncalves7774
      @lucasgoncalves7774 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ThaRealEnzyl The green guard with a Kolechian girlfriend.

  • @whgamer12345
    @whgamer12345 Год назад +8

    I like how you made a semi-animation of the father encountering Simon which is a nice touch I wish the official game did that tbh

  • @zigaudrey
    @zigaudrey Год назад +2

    Consider that the inspector has a son, he has the reason why he helps the vengeful father.
    "Confusing Mess", I won't image the gruesome scene.

  • @DuffkaBigNerd
    @DuffkaBigNerd 2 года назад +14

    0:20 I'm not sure why but that had me giggling

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 6 месяцев назад

      No one wants to hear M. Vonel’s speech on that day.

  • @gooddeed26
    @gooddeed26 2 года назад +3

    This is one of the very few times in this game that I don’t mind getting citations.

  • @lordhood117
    @lordhood117 8 лет назад +59

    I haven't laughed this hard about a Papers Please video in SO long. Well done, Aqua. Well done.
    (*thunderous applause*)

  • @ritac3339
    @ritac3339 5 лет назад +3

    This was so compelling, amazing edits. MASTERFUL! I was hooked on every second .... but those screams .......

  • @artificialidiot1654
    @artificialidiot1654 5 лет назад +8

    No one:
    Guy: *gives Simon the girl he killed*
    Simon: *AHHHHHHHHH*

  • @karaheckert7847
    @karaheckert7847 2 года назад +4

    Whenever I look at the back of the photo of the girl and see the “I love you daddy” I genuinely get depressed, despite it being fictional

  • @Plasmaboiiscool
    @Plasmaboiiscool 4 года назад +7

    Simon: Kills the daughter
    Father: right back at you, buckaroo

  • @thatpenguinn
    @thatpenguinn 5 лет назад +3

    Simon Wens: Let me through or you'll regret it
    Inspector: *no u*

  • @HeyCarlosYTBR
    @HeyCarlosYTBR 4 месяца назад +4

    Its disturbing how when you take Simon's passport and let him through he says nothing, different from the other immigrants, as if you were helping him being less traceable.

  • @hornbuckle0wns
    @hornbuckle0wns 8 лет назад +176

    This was actually really well-made. Your videos are good, but they're usually a bit lacking in editing quality, but this one was really good!

  • @Pwner-ng3rl
    @Pwner-ng3rl 8 лет назад +22

    7:05 dat face tho

  • @Zoraproxi
    @Zoraproxi 5 лет назад +1

    "Gives man photo of child."
    Man: What the fuck!

  • @tobiko6499
    @tobiko6499 3 года назад +26

    wish this game has its own side story like this after you played through all the stages. its like a collection story~

  • @KamenRiderAliks
    @KamenRiderAliks 4 года назад +3

    This is the kind of Papers Please content I was looking for!

  • @Riceyhot
    @Riceyhot 8 лет назад +15

    The title alone made me lose my shit oml

  • @RaidsEpicly
    @RaidsEpicly 5 лет назад +106

    While it obviously works out well in the game, I kind of wish there was a chance for this to backfire. You're in a position to detain a serial killer, but the game rewards you every time for letting in a single vigilante to track him down. Maybe there's a 1 in 3 chance that Simon manages to kill the vengeful father and continues his murder spree?

  • @werevin649
    @werevin649 5 лет назад +12

    the screaming made me turn my headphone volume down so my parents didnt think i was watching anything weird lol

  • @pyroblade452
    @pyroblade452 3 года назад +4

    Would've been even better if it showed the picture that your son draws for you if you get him the crayon set
    *cheering*
    "Arstotska Hero"

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 5 лет назад +3

    What if you
    Wanted to go to h- *Some time later...*

  • @yaboy6455
    @yaboy6455 4 года назад +2

    The voice for the interrogation scene is amazing
    Heyun

  • @wmmt
    @wmmt 5 лет назад +9

    Yeah, I had to check that this was produced before 2018 🙃

  • @rwnmrr
    @rwnmrr 5 лет назад +11

    wow he had such a feminine scream

  • @chillogamerhat4208
    @chillogamerhat4208 5 лет назад +10

    0:19 ... inspector *_SOME TIME LATER_* lol

  • @withering_flowers8388
    @withering_flowers8388 3 года назад +2

    I love the humor in this.

  • @Superdeath25
    @Superdeath25 Год назад +1

    M. Vonel: Well, technically you did let in a serial killer, but since he was killed and you didn't technically betray our country, I will not punish you

  • @MxtxFanatic
    @MxtxFanatic 5 лет назад +14

    Thanks for traumatising me

  • @ninjaluc79
    @ninjaluc79 Год назад +3

    3:14 REEEEEEE
    6:32 BRUTALITY
    7:05 FATALITY
    7:45 JULIA'S FATHER WINS | FLAWLESS VICTORY

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 2 года назад +2

    I love that you let a criminal in and the guards on the Arstoka side just let him go. Even thought you get a waring explaining what you did wrong.

  • @yannickyim7865
    @yannickyim7865 5 лет назад +2

    Vengeful Father: Read the news tomorrow.
    (Vengeful Father kills Simon Wens in the night)
    _The Next Day..._
    Inspector: Let’s see what’s on the ne- (glass break sound effect, eyes wide open)
    Newspaper: _SIMON WENS FOUND DEAD!_
    Parents in Arstotzka: _Yayy!!_

  • @mementomori2839
    @mementomori2839 5 лет назад +15

    6:40 "Hyasus. Hyasus.....HYASUS....H Y A S U S." I'd be scared too. 😂

  • @NightFoxProductions
    @NightFoxProductions 3 года назад +3

    Oh, my Gods. This was hilarious and entertaining at the same time. Great job with that fanmade scene.

  • @cubixman9676
    @cubixman9676 5 лет назад +11

    this is some pretty damng good editing

  • @Monolith308
    @Monolith308 5 лет назад +2

    I would definitely pay money to see a mobile version of papers please

  • @dasheiten
    @dasheiten 5 лет назад +2

    An Aquarius199 video just got recommended to me. This is amazing. Haven't even watched your videos in years, but I might start again for this occasion!

  • @orangey1_
    @orangey1_ 5 лет назад +2

    RUclips 2016: no
    RUclips 2017: no
    RUclips 2018: no
    RUclips 2019: *recommended*

  • @josuegtr1034
    @josuegtr1034 2 года назад +2

    This is honestly one of the best videos I've ever seen, and now this is what I imagine if you let Simon through

  • @mauriooo8767
    @mauriooo8767 5 лет назад +1

    well that scream is haunting my nightmares

  • @Sun-md8bw
    @Sun-md8bw 5 лет назад +1

    Inspector.
    *S O M E T I M E L A T E R*

  • @gold_5600
    @gold_5600 5 лет назад +10

    That ending legit killed me XD

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 5 лет назад

      if thats the case simon wens must have found it absolutely fucking hilarious

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 5 лет назад

      Ya Gurl Venus THA Wolfe
      Killed Simon too

  • @mirrorslash028
    @mirrorslash028 8 лет назад +6

    Underrated

  • @corvus1221
    @corvus1221 3 года назад +6

    The ending literally made me think that the Inspector took the law in his own hands and just tortured Simon in the worst way possible
    (Even though it's fanmade, the screams felt kinda real to me)
    I'm guessing that he shot the child killer in his head then cut up his body to make it look like it was the work of someone else

  • @thatmomentwhen345
    @thatmomentwhen345 5 лет назад +14

    I knew I recognized that creepy song from Undertale...

  • @victorplaysgames7507
    @victorplaysgames7507 5 лет назад +6

    4:44 LOL
    EDIT: at the end undertale music

  • @jinmoraleda1982
    @jinmoraleda1982 5 лет назад +1

    How the heck did the kid not wake up to the sound of a chainsaw and screaming

  • @MechagirlSachiko
    @MechagirlSachiko 5 лет назад +1

    That father laid the Smackdown on Wens. Like it should be.

  • @nicolasloayza9452
    @nicolasloayza9452 Год назад

    I like to return to this video every now and then, so good.
    Love your Doom videos too, just realize it was you.

  • @Noobtato_Channel
    @Noobtato_Channel 3 года назад +1

    I love how you edited the scream and the chainsaw sound.

  • @TaterzChan
    @TaterzChan 5 лет назад +5

    I wanted you to start opening inspection mode and closing it really fast while shaking the mouse like "WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A CHILD MURDERER HERE OH GOD OH MAN OH HECK"

  • @100jecs
    @100jecs 5 лет назад +3

    Dude just got [REDACTED]

  • @cykablyatthemovie2424
    @cykablyatthemovie2424 5 лет назад +3

    4:48 oh my god this is great.

    • @mk-ki4ls
      @mk-ki4ls 3 года назад

      It is, isn't it? A good laugh.

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 3 года назад +1

    Those who prey on the weak are always cowards. The more power someone hoards, the bigger the mess they are when they lose it.

  • @toonaishere
    @toonaishere 5 месяцев назад

    This video is among the best, I love it.
    You should really think about doing more of the other special events and dialogue in PP

  • @cactusblock6358
    @cactusblock6358 5 лет назад

    RUclips kept recommending this to me, I must say I am not disappointed.

  • @twilightaesthetic
    @twilightaesthetic 3 года назад +2

    I thought it was done when the stabbing stobbed and the screaming. I thought mans was starting a bike to go away, but no, he wasn't done yet lmao

    • @ace74909
      @ace74909 Год назад

      That was actually a chainsaw

    • @twilightaesthetic
      @twilightaesthetic Год назад

      ​@@ace74909 I know, I can tell, everyone can tell.

  • @maxjones503
    @maxjones503 5 лет назад +3

    It would have been even more terrifying if the news report said the father had died, or Wens came back and told you himself.

    • @CannedCactus
      @CannedCactus 3 года назад

      Oof, i could see that being in Papers, Please at some point-

    • @CannedCactus
      @CannedCactus 3 года назад

      But i cant say that in a Happy tone 😂

  • @dexlight-kk7nh
    @dexlight-kk7nh 5 лет назад +4

    I know this video is old but in the 7:18, just imagine hearing this ia 4 a.m in the morning

  • @CassyChopstick
    @CassyChopstick 3 года назад +1

    Guy that killed Simon wens: exists
    God:👏👏
    Satan👏👏

  • @damamoot2291
    @damamoot2291 3 года назад +1

    I wish that at the end simon wens just went "AHHH AHH- oooohh".

  • @baked_beans5674
    @baked_beans5674 5 лет назад +5

    How the hell do you not have more subscribers?

  • @lukemills237
    @lukemills237 5 лет назад +2

    Personally, I always detain Mr. Wens. My main goal is to prevent any future harm he could cause, and having him arrested is faster and more reliable.

  • @sobt_t
    @sobt_t 5 лет назад +2

    Gotta thank jackaboy for making us all watch glory greatest again and making RUclips recommend this to us ;3

  • @18idlesuggest
    @18idlesuggest 5 лет назад +2

    Daamn I never knew you could give him the photo

  • @xaweg47
    @xaweg47 5 лет назад +4

    Anyone know where I can find the "Dun dun dun" sound effect?

  • @MildlydepressedLucario
    @MildlydepressedLucario 5 лет назад +7

    Me when I try to hit on people
    Me: Hello!!!!!
    Person:hi??
    Me: (wide eyed, big smile facial expression) *YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING FACE!!!!!!*

  • @narayani1505
    @narayani1505 2 года назад

    This video is so well made...