@@DTEOAnimates Why would both of them smell their thumb? It's clearly something that you skin absorbs and kills you extremely fast, with internal bleeding included
The "hi evan" is a "ihe" put through the Mac OSX terminal's say command with certain filter. No idea what "next" is though. Other sounds, the guards detaining people, are "gishtot" and the request for papers is "ehua?"
@Ryan Kim Someone said that "gishtot" is suppousted to be "restrain" in a russian accent. Can't verify that though, because i'm not russian. Also when i hear "euha" i kind of make out the word "paper".
Jasmine Hawker it's 22 citations over the entire playthrough, and I think this is like day 17? so it's quite easy to get 22 mistakes in 17 days, especially if you're new to the game
*Ezic member enters booth* Me: Oh good, new sketchy missions! *Ezic member hands over paper to you* Me: *opens paper* Letter: _We’ve upgraded our privacy policy_ Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
hi evan hi evan hi evan hi evan payper hi evan hi evan payper whaiwhaiwhaiwheiwhaiwee payper hi evan hi evan whaiwhaiwhaiwheiwhaiwee payper hi evan hi evan hi evan
во, спасибо. а я как дурак не пойму чего ему надо... уже и печатью пробовал прижимать (типа ж сильно надо), и так тыкал и давать пробовал.. а оно всё так просто
If she was a tumbrl user, sorry i mean he/she/they were a tumblr user, he/she/they would have had the "MFGABDD" gender, aka the Male Female Genderfluid Agender Bigender Demiboy Demigirl gender. Then again, this game happens before 2010, so in this case you could only choose between those filthy 2 genders.
The ending intro is like oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...so that's his plan,the guy who use powder and then he commited suicide and the guard touch him and he died,so that's why the guy who using the powder is the teroris
There's an alternate version of this scene that plays out if you poison his passport but deny him entry. He walks back to the Kolechian side of the border, but collapses before he goes offscreen, and he ends up killing three more people in the line with him.
You can put it on any passport however you'll receive an ending for killing a civilian. If you touch the powder you get sent back to the title screen. If you don't use it then it dissappears so if you don't wanna help ezic just approve the passport and let him live.
@@tyronisback5747 because poisoning Khaled Istom is an optional objective that you need to get Ending 19. There are 20 endings to this game requiring different objectives such as killing your family, helping Ezic, Refusing Ezic. Killing your family and getting into debt.
You can poison anyone you want, if you're going for Ending 20, just don't poison Khaled. Literally anyone else is fine. So what did I do? I poisoned the reporter. Reporters in the game are dumb af.
![Papers, Please All Endings / Tüm Sonlar (1-20) [English Subtitles]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ScMQycenQ4/mqdefault.jpg)
Scary thing is, that powder seems to be extremely deadly in very small quantities, and he just got it on his stamp...
It's probably Anthrax
Yes, can't stop thinking about it 😂
It's probably expired baking soda.
EDIT: Thanks for the likes!
@@Ian-ji6kz Nah, Anthrax doesn't kill you that fast, it would probably take a few days, that guy just died after 15 seconds of exposure
@@DTEOAnimates Why would both of them smell their thumb? It's clearly something that you skin absorbs and kills you extremely fast, with internal bleeding included
I can’t get over “Arstoka Hero”
glory to arstoka
@Tsukasa's Face When Stealing A Belt day 18. Son's birthday is on day 19
@Oki crayon set, also its not necessary, but if you don't you will forever be taunted
i starved and froze my family to buy it
BREAKING NEWS!!: DJ KAHLED REJECTED FROM ASTORZKA
BREAKING NEWS!!: A SECURITY OFFICER IS DEAD
Breaking news! The day was over!!
BREAKING NEWS: A NEW DAY HAS STARTED!!
BREAKING NEWS: THE DAY IS OVER *AGAIN* !
Breaking news fornite dies
hmm the stamp touched the powder, next (few) passes should be poisoned too.
GoodOlKuro it touched the side that was used to push it down not the exposed side.
NEVERMIND. I thought he did it how I did witch is through the paper itself.
After the day was cut short they would have probably replaced them.
Well, in the news the next day, its says: "Poison hospitalizes several."
How exactly the word "hi Evan" can have a meaning of an entire sentence, but to say 'next' you have to say "whiiwasiaqwaioaaweee"
The "hi evan" is a "ihe" put through the Mac OSX terminal's say command with certain filter. No idea what "next" is though. Other sounds, the guards detaining people, are "gishtot" and the request for papers is "ehua?"
In german he means "come on, go ahead"
@Ryan Kim Someone said that "gishtot" is suppousted to be "restrain" in a russian accent. Can't verify that though, because i'm not russian.
Also when i hear "euha" i kind of make out the word "paper".
@@NotBart for some reason I can't hear "restrain", im russian.
borдt idk some guy said it so idk if its true but probably not
I love how after the first citation, he frantically checks the next person to make sure he doesn’t get another.
That's literally most people playing Papers Please. After the first citation, they start playing more calculated and slower.
3:39 good job, stamp his ID, make sure that press remember to bring his permit 😂😂
Reza B WzzwswwWww
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What happens if you
Let him through
Fucking journalists...
@@MootjeNL you fail the task
What happens if you poison the delegate you are told to let through?
You can't, you only have the poison on day 20 and she comes on day 25
I use the poison on the international press lady/guy. It actually works to stop Khaled Istom! (:
I was never good at this game but 22 citations seems excessive 😂😂😂
Jasmine Hawker it's 22 citations over the entire playthrough, and I think this is like day 17? so it's quite easy to get 22 mistakes in 17 days, especially if you're new to the game
@@VaasMontenegro12 The citations are counted from Day 10 to 20 inclusive for the second visit
MattTheGamerHongKong oh true, my mistake
I had 12
I always get like 8 and most of them are from bribes or ezic tasks lol. And 2 or 3 screw ups
i love how he stamped the international press identification card
5:25 to find out how to poison Khaled. Nice dude!
Hahhahahahha nice dude
Yan Gomes lol I was looking for 2toriel
What if you decline
Distinctive 101 prolly still dies.
They poisoned DJ Khaled
QUESTION : this doesnt look like you.
ANSWER : i had surgery
ME : CMON DETAIN BUTTON WTF
tf? it can still be valid.
@@cykablyatthemovie2424 yea
Cyka Blyat: The Movie r/woooooosh
I am tempted to touch the powder.
And I died.
Rip
turns out it's polonium
What if you save that powder and go give it on the Eriz’s paper next time the agent comes xD
You can't. It is disappeared the next day
@@Julian-xi5iz but imagine if you could.
*Ezic member enters booth*
Me: Oh good, new sketchy missions!
*Ezic member hands over paper to you*
Me: *opens paper*
Letter: _We’ve upgraded our privacy policy_
Me: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
U mad, bro?
0:22 turn on subtitle its funny
Kelvin Chong there’s nothing funny Oof
I haven't I haven't I haven't *hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah*
ha ha funnyyyy
*Days with Auto generated captions*
One time it said after a good hey hey hey
hi evan
hi evan
hi evan
hi evan
payper
hi evan
hi evan
payper
whaiwhaiwhaiwheiwhaiwee
payper
hi evan
hi evan
whaiwhaiwhaiwheiwhaiwee
payper
hi evan
hi evan
hi evan
average conversation in arztotzka
Glory to Arstozka
Paper*
Papers
I've them
magic school bus WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Turn captions on for a fun time.
Forgotten Potato hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I haven't
Hyah
It’s just hard
Hyah.
i love how reporters expect to enter with a press pass
BOI
its not a goddamn facility or some shit its a country
"After a hood - hey hey hey hey"
who else stamped the powder into an innocent person lol
only you
I watched a speedrun used it against an innocent civil to cut the time
A small price to pay for salvation
A small price to pay for--some seconds
1:37
-Que, que es esto?
-JUSTICIA!!!
Por fin un comentario es en español :'v
Is it possible to poison the diplomat you're supposed to let in?
No, the diplomat meets you on the next day.
@@Altermerea for 3 years I've been on the edge of my seat searching for an answer, thank you so much
@@NunyaBiznes100 he came back
@@NunyaBiznes100 Lmaooo
2:38
I feel you, bro
Bro who gifts the son the crayons, this is a fine giver
@SilverSwordGames no i didn’t deep shit
i just love how we survived
I do the same: i put the drawing and stuff but when the inspector comes i put them in my desk
Nobody:
Captions: *Hi Evan*
4:06 *Halhar* *Infigar*
I see the developers are people of culture too.
?
is there a way you dont put approve on poison and he realises it or what happens if you deny him?
If you deny him he would pass next to the line and kill a bunch of people with the poison
What happens if you put the poison on the stamp but deny him
He'll leave the checkpoint and die. Moreover, two people nearby will share his destiny
во, спасибо. а я как дурак не пойму чего ему надо... уже и печатью пробовал прижимать (типа ж сильно надо), и так тыкал и давать пробовал.. а оно всё так просто
It killed the guard too!
Well that’s a traumatizing way to end a work shift 0.0
„And your performance is *terrible*
*gives him an plague*
Me: yes, really *terrible*
*And also proceeds to give him 22 credits*
I wonder why the game creator didn’t get people to do voice acting for this game besides “I have heard.,”
Money
Captions: *I haven't I haven't I haven't hyah hyah hyah*
2:40 invalid gender? no
it was a Tumblr User
If she was a tumbrl user, sorry i mean he/she/they were a tumblr user, he/she/they would have had the "MFGABDD" gender, aka the Male Female Genderfluid Agender Bigender Demiboy Demigirl gender. Then again, this game happens before 2010, so in this case you could only choose between those filthy 2 genders.
I'm not a mr or ms Mirror
what?
Ｉｄｉｎｔｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄａｓｉｎｇｌｅｔｈｉｎｇ
I'm not a mr or ms Mirror
You have to be this stupid, or this has to be a joke.
Overused joke
what happens if you deny him?
jacob choi what if you don’t poison him?
jacob choi and more people got the poison
What if you put the poison on another person's passport?
Copper Lightvale make an educated guess
Kelvin Chu I guess you get arrested.
Caption : "I haven't I haven't I haven't hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah and oh, hey, hey, hi, Evan, hey, hi, Evan" rise and repeat, make this relatable.
Sat at the general speaking waiting for him to speak again for a good 5 minutes until i realized i paused the video
Turned my captions on and it just said what it heard
hollup my boi istom being anthraxed
a r s t o k a h e r o
p a p a
When u click for next person i prety sure it say "Lets go come on dude"
I haven't
I haven't
I haven't
That only I hear
subtitles: on
have fun the seizure
Put the powder on the news guy’s card
What day does the green guard show up?
"Here, take this deadly powder that can kill you in literal seconds in the worst way possible, it wont affect you at all!"
How did the inspector survive contact w the poison or whatever?
If you turn on captions
_____your welcome_____ ;)
What happened at the end?!
At the start the captions say "i haven't" and "hyah" XD
THANK YOU!
The ending intro is like oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...so that's his plan,the guy who use powder and then he commited suicide and the guard touch him and he died,so that's why the guy who using the powder is the teroris
That piersouska i didnt find her thats why im not playing papers please how the hack do you guys find her
Was that necessary to stamp reject seal on the press id card of that journalist 🙂
*_Arstotzka Arskickers Division_* lol
That reported wanted a visa stamp, he got it.
Person couldn't even spell the name of "THE GREATEST COUNTRY, ARSTOTZKA"?
To the gulag they go
arstoka
Scooby, this isn't weed
Glory to Arztotzka, I guess.
НERE HE IS, DJ KAHLED
3:20 this guy perfectly fits modern tumblr reporters
Lmfao
The green soldier is Sergiu
My best guess is that was etorphine.
The face on one of the entrant didn't match with her entry boss picture.
There's an alternate version of this scene that plays out if you poison his passport but deny him entry. He walks back to the Kolechian side of the border, but collapses before he goes offscreen, and he ends up killing three more people in the line with him.
Turn on captions
i haven’t i haven’t i haven’t hyah hyah hyah
Captions: Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah Hya Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah Hyah
Why move?
urod he was from antegria so he was the assasin
Can you do it with Jo, Suke?
Just saying if Man in Red was Khaled Istom
What happened in the last two people died!!!
Dj Khaled left the chat
Glory to Artztotzka
Nobody:
English subtitles: *I haven't intensifies*
Turn on captions its funny
What happens when you use the powder and then deny entry?
He dies and takes a few civilians with him before they run away.
@@batch_2731 Did the game over after next day?
DJ KAHLED!
lmao o remember detaining him
How do you have 22 citations?
Wait could you put that powder on anyone’s passport, or would it not allow u to
You can put it on any passport however you'll receive an ending for killing a civilian. If you touch the powder you get sent back to the title screen. If you don't use it then it dissappears so if you don't wanna help ezic just approve the passport and let him live.
Chris Batchelor then how come u can use it on his and u won’t get an ending
@@tyronisback5747 because poisoning Khaled Istom is an optional objective that you need to get Ending 19. There are 20 endings to this game requiring different objectives such as killing your family, helping Ezic, Refusing Ezic. Killing your family and getting into debt.
You can poison anyone you want, if you're going for Ending 20, just don't poison Khaled. Literally anyone else is fine. So what did I do?
I poisoned the reporter. Reporters in the game are dumb af.
How do you spell his name wrong? It is literally in front of you.
HalHar Infigar reminded me of Magi anime xD
I want to play this
Okay but how do you have £400 in savings 😂
£? This is glorious Arstotzka money, not filthy Britisher scrip.
Easy mode
Is this all the stock game, or is it modded?
Stock
Glory Greatest Country Mother Proud
5:51 so much to say next bruv 😭😭😭
It's Khaled
I only arrest people when they have Fake Passports or are Wanted.
Glory to Arstoka
No one :
Yt recommendations :
Subtitble: Hyah hyah hyah hyah
3:42 Dont they know what communism is?
*KA-BOOM* oh no no no.......